Furina is addicted to...

Furina is addicted to In Genshin impact
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[@pedroares6562]

The 500 years trauma will keep haunting her for some time. Fight Furina, we're cheering for you!

[@Archon_of_Freedom_]

It's okay, don't worry ~ I'll share my Dandelion wine with her 🥂

[@AniBuggy]

@@Archon_of_Freedom_ YOOOOOOO, ITS YOUUUUUU, BARBATOS, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@ILoveChicken2021]

⁠@@Archon_of_Freedom_HEYYYYY BARBATOS’S IN THE CHATT 🎉🎉🎉

[@Archon_of_Freedom_]

@@AniBuggy AYOO ~ Heya!! WE MUST PROTECT FURINA.

[@Archon_of_Freedom_]

@@ILoveChicken2021 AYOOOOO ~ hehe ✨🥂

[@Dexterityxe]

Furina, hun that is *NOT* a healthy coping mechanism

[@Westanemu]

She’s trying her best😭

[@AniBuggy]

She has a lot of miney and is just enjoying life

[@kilo1901]

At least not financially healthy. Edit: Aight so I did some couch math. Average annual Salary for the top earning Actors is about $138k. So multiply that by 500 years and you get $69million. But Teyvat doesn’t use US Dollars it uses Mora. Someone on Hoyolab estimated that 1 USD is 264 Mora. So if you multiply 69million 264 times. You get 18,216,000,000 Mora. Furina said she just accumulated Acting Earnings over time(500 years). So Furina will be fine.

[@Typicali]

😭😭

[@killerofgems5923]

@@kilo1901 1 USD to 264 Mora? Damn how'd they come up with that

[@user-nb8tt2sn9q]

She really said “buy me Prada, balenciaga, cut the drama let’s go Bahamas” 💀

[@Akira-Akari]

Nuevillette: Okay why not….

[@toto9475]

Omg I was thinking that

[@virginiaranara6227]

Makes sense.

[@harmless-kun]

I believe there's MMD with her singing this... Hahaha 😂

[@ImAUser-.-]

But replace "cut the drama" to "love the drama"

[@xirb-4007]

Definitely someone who shouldn't be trusted with a credit card lmaooo

[@subscriber101able]

Neuvillette scratching his head while looking at the bill lmao (he presumably pays for most of her expenses)

[@Quinton_ovo_]

​@@subscriber101abledidn't he only pay for her house and basic necessities? She's the lead actress of fontaine that's currently a director. I'd imagine she pays for her own luxuries

[@subscriber101able]

@@Quinton_ovo_ tbf, he also said he'd make sure she won't need to worry about mora as well. However, I imagine she'd use her own money earned from being a celebrity anyway out of shame and embarrassment for what she buys and whatnot.

[@Quinton_ovo_]

@@subscriber101able yes that's why I said house and basic necessities, and based on her attitude of trying to avoid her dependence on neuvilette, she's unlikely to ask him for trivial matters such as these. Money is not an issue for her by herself presumably. She's a 500 years old celebrity 🤭

[@MoChi-bg8vl]

In her quest she tells us that she has a lot of money saved up from all her performances over the years. But she's bad at managing her money that's why she has one of her water pets (i think the seahorse) manage her expenses and give her monthly allowance so that she spends responsibly. If you talk to her in the teapot, she also says she can ask for extra money from her pet when she can have extra expenses.

[@lucasmita3058]

If you pay attention to everything Furina says here, apart from the addiction and danger of giving her a credit card, she has a shopping addiction because she finds it therapeutic. You should notice that she relates the shopping to how hard she's been treating herself lately.

[@co7769]

It's called a coping mechanism. Not a healthy one in this case

[@lucasmita3058]

@@co7769 Furina as a character is realistic even un thid aspects lol

[@hazelda3786]

This is why she is the most relatable, bratty, adorable archon Wait top comment :D

[@krewfanxroblox]

And the most ✨ traumatized ✨ archon while also being sad

[@pipervonauger]

She’s literally just like me..

[@grymns]

​@@Anass_MI think Nahida have a more traumatizing experience but I think furina is more traumatized

[@-Raiden_shotgun-]

​@@krewfanxroblox can we just not trauma compare? Every archon is traumatized and we shouldn't be comparing them like it's a object.

[@carlomeris2184]

Furina is just a Human and comparing her to Nahida is like comparing a traumatized Adult and Traumatized child

[@astrofan1993]

So she finds herself in good company with Xianyun and Neuvillette, who also can’t seem to control their spending. How ironic that the gods of Teyvat do not know how to manage their money, whereas humans are more adept at it.

[@bloody4558]

Well, humans invented money. And no, you cannot say "oh but a god invented Mora". Zhongli's quest makes it very clear that a different type of currency was used before Mora. So money already existed.

[@Faishgly]

And plus gods aren’t used to using currency/money either. Since they were gods they didn’t have to spend ig. So naturally they wouldn’t know how to use money

[@wienzard93]

It's not like Neuvillette or Xianyun ever get out venture to human city/market before. Either they're too busy, simply didn't need it or in case of Neuvillette his subordinates probably already procured him stuff he needs. When they finally go shopping for themselves they don't have "street smarts" to avoid market scams. It's like if you release a bocchan/ojousama who never seen outside of their mansion and they're given money to buy stuff.

[@darnit1944]

When you are often working with near infinite resources, it'll be hard to be economical

[@Roseberry606]

​@@wienzard93 something about the idea of literal ancient gods going out shopping and falling for obvious market scams is so funny to me

[@Shooki-Daki]

"My card's decline? try it again! Buy me prada, balenciaga"

[@Bardiful-being]

That’s not a shopping addiction, that’s depression.

[@hoxton7534]

She's just like Marie Antoinette, in more factors than this one

[@HMS557.]

tbh i was expecting "fully automated extendable assault rifle" 💀

[@kellyjohana516]

Shopping didn't work as her therapy, she needs a real therapist.

[@ceciliaekura2506]

I think the therapist might need it intensely too xD

[@yukichan8974]

Before I refrain myself to have any favorites, because all characters are so cool and different in their own ways… but when Furina came out, she is just so relatable! She is literally who I’m like. The was also gaming. His trauma and mine is basically the same, except for the wushu dancing part ( it was about forcing me to do extracurricular things that were optional, and I actually did run away for a bit,hehe)

[@chloecheah4036]

She’s just a precious little bean ❤

[@KingNavia]

same Furina, same.

[@Lumine_143]

I know it's all with Neuvilette's money 💀

[@appariprasanth7977]

No she's doing her job as a director, So she earns money on her own 😅

[@Shortsmaker1113]

Omg she IS my favourite Charakter i Love everything about her❤❤❤❤❤

[@TheyCallMeDio]

Neuvillete: Furina Furina: Yes? :D Neuvillete: Why is the IRS in front of the house? Furina: D:

[@ParadoxumParadisus]

Furina: ... Neuvillette: Did you use Fontaine's budget again...? Furina: I will not confirm nor deny this accusation.

[@zarfender]

That's not shopping addiction It's more like Furina trying to find the thinks that she like and/or love she get excited that she can use them yet it isn't the one that she truly like, truly want

[@RosieSkys]

I love how even though she did buy things that she didnt need as a way of therapy she Did end up donating them when she realized they were of use and didnt just keep them to cloud up her space.

[@inihao]

After all she been through That's ok Neuvillette 100% give more money to furina if she ever need it

[@Klee_jean]

Furnia has the V.I.P room in my teapot

[@itzmidnighthereee2396]

omg the sea horse saddle is like for her sea horse summond

[@Me_as_Antarctica]

-"What do you mean my card is being declined??? TRY IT AGAIN!!"

[@iech0526]

Spoiling Furina is part of her recovery process. PROTECT HER AT ALL COSTS!

[@silverkiddo5724]

Buy me Pruda, Balenciagaaaa🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[@TimeLords910]

Furina and Xianyun both almost got scammed when doing shopping i understand the feeling

[@Jinhsis_husband]

*brings out credit card*

[@Nil_Sama]

And now, after lantern rite we find out Neuv also has this problem 😂

[@therandomguy6200]

No wonder the 5 million mora I gave her disappeared into thin air

[@Mariosoa.]

What I like is that the things she didn’t need she donated it to the actors to use as prompts.

[@lowtier369]

AND SHE DESERVES ALL THAT AND MORE 🗣️📣📣📣 Go queen heal and treat yourself 💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@Xx_Furina_xX]

AND THATS WHY MY CARD WAS DECLINED! TIME TO STEAL NUEVILETTE’S!

[@symartin45]

Even though Furina is not an Archon. She will definitely the richest of all the Seven.

[@squibkib]

She just like me fr

[@Tsirkon]

She went from the "most annoying/hated" archon at 4.0 to one of the most beloved. Genshin story telling is great.

[@KiraAsakura14]

"Buy me Prada~" IS CANON!?

[@Yeetus_5]

Yes

[@LiAnneBejo-yg6gg]

Furina being relatable again

[@rizqihidayatullah6474]

That's good. The troupe will make money from their shows and give her thanks in any way possible, or even pay for her help too A good investment perhaps

[@Eula-Simp898]

If Furina still the archon she would be the richest archon than others

[@evilyabe9180]

I think Zhong Lее has found a new money bearer, better than Child

[@ClorinaE]

wallet: 💀 Neuvilette: "there goes my wallet"

[@yumekojabami233]

Im just glad shes happy

[@atesu_99]

She is the Definition of "add to card"😂

[@usonohoshi6165]

Ah... To have bad spending habbits. This is why she's my current favorite. She's too relatable.

[@Furina_S1mp]

I'll buy them all for you, furina

[@joltvv-p1e]

she's gonna become a hoarder omg 😭 poor furina

[@clawfeather8150]

We love trauma responses

[@Onyxicality]

That explains the "Buy me Prada, Balenciaga" meme

[@NoireFluff]

Just like Furina, help me 🦡

[@miles_ani]

That sounds like some unresolved trauma 🥲

[@subscriber101able]

Quick lads. Lady Furina needs a seahorse. LETS GET HER ONE!

[@McScara_TvT]

Furina is so relatable istg

[@One-ts4xq]

I NEED more Furina content in Genshin whether that be an Interlude quest or a single story quest she DESERVES more screen time! I absolutely HATED her during Fontaines Archon quest but after finishing the quest I'm left feeling terrible and wanting to meet and get to know the real Furina, I'm excited to get my hands on her during 4.8 when she swings around and am quite curious whether you get Archon Furina or post Archon quest Furina as of which I hope to God it's the latter!

[@odehy]

neuvillete probably pays for them after seeing focalor die (he started spoiling furina)

[@maximiliannagler6260]

The seahorse thing is really funny once you realise that there aren’t even normal horses in Genshin😂

[@meli3593]

Same, Furina, same... i too have shopping addiction

[@thehippydisnerd4887]

Good thing Neuvillette promised to pay her bills lmao

[@StrawberryMilk72]

HER VOICE AT THE END SOUNDS SO SAD NOOOOOO

[@umapessoa5343]

That's also a sign of depression

[@pinkamenadainepie]

500 years, im surprised she hasnt gone mental

[@ChirpyMisha]

Sounds like a trauma response if I've ever heard one

[@Genshin_edits88]

Omg she is ALSO second

[@Genshin_edits88]

Maby pin

[@xingqiu1090]

Aww, Furina! I freaking love her sm.

[@AmityBlight835]

we have to keep her safe! buy her PRADA AND ANYTHING FOR OUR LIL WATER GURL!!!

[@ignacioperez5479]

Hey, at least she found an use to those

[@claracatlady9844]

Retail Therapy and 500 years of Trauma will do that to you

[@ishirotanaka]

“why do you mean my card’s been declined? TRY IT AGAIN!!!”

[@Bob-ju6bw]

I thought it was going to be meth💀

[@bloonbrawler9872]

WTF BRO 💀

[@martimdiasguimaraes3293]

Am I the only one seeing furina chase Surintendante Chevalmarim (her seahorse) to put on him the saddle and the seahorse is just running away like crazy?

[@user-li5cr6wv5b]

She's beaming with self-deprecating humor, which makes her even more precious.

[@Focalors_mainer]

I have the addition when it comes to buying art and stationary stuff too

[@keldyb]

Okay....the literal "Buy me Prada"

[@letimerald7250]

I'm so glad Teleshopping doesn't exist in Teyvat💀

[@elross2765]

"I was sure a seahorse saddle would be of good use"

[@malvateamflare1406]

Well she has know thousands of dedicated fans who can holding her bags so let's cherring her up

[@hafidzrusli6432]

She has 500 years worth of wealth accumulated,and she has a finance manager that manage her monthy budget and investment.. soo go ahead Furina .you deserve it.

[@scarameow._.edits4u]

"what do you mean my card's been declined? try it again!"

[@Idras74]

Her producers and managers wondering why the expenses are so damn high for no apparent reason:

[@yi-hira]

Furina shopping is like me fr. Had to be frugal in your past? Go wild with thinking "yea I'll need this" and then regret

[@charastar_]

most relatable character ever

[@MiliToLitoXD]

As long as it doesn't happen to her like the firefly, it's fine.

[@redsusoverparadise2700]

Zhongli 🤝 Furina 🤝 Mona Bad at budgeting

[@chaosomega623]

A lot of the wives of powerful and rich politicians around the world are like this in real life

[@UnbreakingSOUL]

Thanks for the Moral Lesson Furina!

[@Erissie]

she also overspends all the time 😭 someone literally has to tell her she spent too much amd we learn it in the teapot because she tries buying furniture for us and says she hasn't been told she's spend too much so she has some money

[@ashleynunez3041]

Mona and Furina would make good friends on this🤣❤❣🙃

[@popes6305]

"Dazzling rainbow colored tea bags" 🤨🤨

[@JibplayzYT]

Do NOT give furina your credit card 😭

[@dollblossom_]

it hurts lowkey knowing how hated she was. like yeah she was obnoxious af but most people (in games at least) have a really valid reason or a mask 😭 I remember when furina leaks said she was similar to seele (honkai) and has another side to her and I was SOOO excited to see that duality

[@Furinafromcgenshins]

bro why is this so relatable

[@prar7450]

The tradition continues....

[@lrc3847]

Funny story I can see an adventure between her, Fischl and Bennett since both can help Furina in one way each one: Benny due the lack of useful things, might find every item she has a one time use (and then break it due bad luck), while with Fischl could be really good friends and feedback each other in the teathre issue (and remember that Fischl has still that issue with the music, Furina can help her)

[@noonespecial311]

I relate to this situation. I have this thing where I will buy pens. The standard colors of BBR (Black, Blue, Red). I would go into a shop and head straight to the stationary section and look st new pens, and I do this at least once a week. I'd see a new pen, test it out, really like the way it glides across the paper and buy all three colors if they are available. I now have 3 pencil cases full of stationary. I don't even know what I'll do all of these

[@M.I.P.A]

*nova in a mall* Nova: FURINA STOP BUYING SHIT PLEASEEEE IM ALMOST BROKE

[@Optimusprime1993and2]

Same but different for me. I have a habit to buy stuff that I think is useful to me but My mom keep hiding it because my mom thought it just a mess around my room. I want to stop but every time I got a bad day. I bought stuff to make me felt better.

[@DejiKunDesu]

*furina buying useless things* mona: I'm gonna shut up myself😷

[@Strawberry_Rat]

She can be like Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel But rubber duckies

[@Dexterityy_404]

Mommy cant stop shopping smh

[@thedemocraticfilipino6417]

She bought 10 tea packages for half the price during her time in Chenyu Vale after all.

[@godblessalll]

This is one of moral story for genshin that show that buy what you need not what you want

[@aquaisuseful682]

Our other favourite water goddess