Futurama - Weed Jokes

[@edwardsinger7644]

I always loved how 90% of the time Hermes was portrayed as the most uptight, by-the-books employee, but still has his die-hard pothead moments.

[@REDEEMERWOLF]

Gotta de-stress somehow

[@ChristopherSobieniak]

@@REDEEMERWOLF Understandable.

[@TweedCapMan]

he's an accountant. nuff said

[@ChristopherSobieniak]

@@TweedCapMan Reminded Bob's Burgers nade that joke. kzbin.info/www/bejne/emfPqn2CmpWArM0

[@TweedCapMan]

@@ChristopherSobieniak yeh its a trope

[@jet2612]

"Where is the device that allows you to speed and slow the passage of time" pulls out bong. Best one hands down lol.

[@repdale]

The writers had to sneak that one in there. In the script it read as “Flower vase”. Then the animators sneakily made a bong hahah

[@ivibewitharocketlauncher2250]

And the only one to react was Hermes.

[@jacobrubio6667]

Best line

[@carlosalmonacid8958]

​@@repdale I thought it was called a _Weird Bottle_

[@actionmaverick707]

@@repdale How do you know? I would like to read more about it.

[@gabe_s_videos]

1:10 Fun fact: the way they were able to get away with that was that the script just said Fry picks up a "strange bottle."

[@repdale]

It was actually a flower vase in the script.

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

Hermes reaction must have been the fcc’s faces after the episode aired

[@ohnostoltzman2496]

Bart calls it a pencil holder.

[@pedrojose660]

They can show people losing limbs but not mention a bong in the script?

[@Quintonias]

​@@pedrojose660drugs are bad, mmmkay?

[@vincentd.mercille1342]

"That hippy is starting to kick in" got me good lol.

[@TrateMusic]

I'm sure that was much more than just weed in that hippie lol

[@thedemonskull6400]

​@@TrateMusicthats what I thought, especially when he started admiring how nice the fabric of his cape feels😂 (or when his hands were starting to seem a bit larger)

[@misterwolf3817]

I never realised how much weed jokes Futurama has.

[@terrance3218]

Yeah, the "Shirley Hemphill" went over my head as the "It's not a cigar" joke.

[@k-leb4671]

@@terrance3218 I never quite caught the gravity of "right after I flush some things" until now.

[@Bliffenstimmers]

I never realized either! Not that I knew what weed even was when I first watched futurama, lol. (I was very young :P)

[@ChopperPlayed]

Right!

[@Nomed38]

To be fair many of the viewers were high and/or drunk while watching the show

[@KINGofkings49er]

2:33 "That's not a cigar...and it'd not mine" straight up facts it's not a cigar and it's not mine ALWAYS

[@75aces97]

This edit cuts out the best part, where he innocently stashes it in his coat pocket while it's still burning 🔥

[@madisonmarsh7543]

2:30

[@Digiheart400]

​@@madisonmarsh7543 actually it's 2:31

[@ryanhernandez1877]

@@75aces97 Lmao, does it burn his coat at all?

[@KINGofkings49er]

@@Digiheart400 Actually it's 4:20 :P

[@TheTomLees]

I'm glad I'm not the only one realising just how many weed jokes completely flew over my head

[@based_mediumchungus1788]

If you think weed should be legal but not Heroin, you're a hypocrite.

[@BMWM3GTR2001]

@@based_mediumchungus1788 i know right, A high that is inconsequential and in some cases helpful to people should be legalized next to a drug that can literally give you permanent brain damage and stop your heart

[@based_mediumchungus1788]

@@BMWM3GTR2001 Heroin only causes brain/heart damage if you overdose. Also, you are being a bit biased. you are only bringing up the negatives of heroin, and you are only bringing up the positives of weed. weed can cause lung cancer, but weed is extremely safe. heroin can cause you to die but thats only if you overdose. you can't say you support human freedom if you don't support heroin legalization.

[@BMWM3GTR2001]

@@based_mediumchungus1788 what the fuck does this have to do with "Human Freedom"?

[@based_mediumchungus1788]

@@BMWM3GTR2001 Heroin being illegal has a LOT to do with freedom lol. The fact that I'm not allowed to smoke heroin in my own home is why it has to do with freedom. is it really that hard to comprehend? I thought it was common sense... some people I guess

[@DaVinciiTaylor]

4:33 “I thought I put that away!” Lmaooo this got it man

[@hoobar5331]

The first time I heard that, I thought it was a dick joke

[@LimpBizkitMix]

The fact that weed still isn’t fully legal in the 31st century might be the saddest part of this show

[@mangareader7474]

Yep why can't they legalize it man

[@maninthemask6275]

Causethe population has enough burn outs and addictions as is.

[@somefella6989]

You can be booed for being a man married to a man and you think weed is sadder?

[@andrefasching1332]

@@mangareader7474 because of a lot of reasons the casual pothead refuses to understand or accept

[@andrefasching1332]

@@rco7195 for example the ever rising number of studies that show that smoking pot before the age of 21 has a serious impact on the development of certain parts of your brain. Sure alcohol is just as bad, but whataboutism is the wrong approach here

[@typacsk]

The delivery of "I'm gonna call the police! Right after I flush some t'ings" still gets me XD

[@krone3286]

1:05 This has to be one of my fav jokes in the show 😂

[@skeeter.1017]

Love how hermies was the onlyone that noticed what it was

[@jacobrubio6667]

Actually laughed

[@based_mediumchungus1788]

If you think weed should be legal but not Heroin, you're a hypocrite.

[@Wizard_of_ZaZa]

@@based_mediumchungus1788 that makes sense

[@naitsab1]

@@based_mediumchungus1788 idc if it's legal or not, I'm gonna keep smoking anyway. I've been cultivating weed for personal consumption all these years and nothing. The government doesn't care if you consume or not. The problem (for them) is when you sell it and they doesn't get their cut.

[@taer7097]

I like how the high professor is the most coherent professor

[@nuxx1876]

only marginally more than the others though

[@rosegirl3220]

1:10, when I was a kid I thought that was an actual future device

[@7XHARDER]

After using this device 14 years later into the future, I can confirm that this is time dilation technology

[@VirginStarrrrr]

Literally used one tonight, the look on Hermes' face says it all 💀

[@Your_mom_virus]

@@7XHARDERthats true

[@byHexted]

I love how subtle they’d be sometimes with Hermes weed stuff it was the type of thing where if you were a kid you might not get it, but if you smoke weed or are an adult in general you probably catch all the little weed references that sometimes aren’t obvious

[@RetroReviewsMovies]

3:04 I love that the hippie universe is “Universe 420,” I’ve never noticed that before.

[@CactusCanon]

"Now I got to go home and relax the traditional Jamaican way" I never caught that one until now

[@stevetheking94]

3:18 “PEOPLE OF EARTH! … Oooh, that hippie’s starting to kick in…” 😂😂😂

[@sonicguyver7445]

5:17 For some reason the professor shouting there just always cracked me up.

[@brandonloaiza8595]

"You smell like drinking and smoking" "I had a few beers but I'm cool to drive" Hilarious, they cut it off at the wrong time

[@Padre619]

"Sweet toke of Okra coke! That’s the Omnichronic" I’m fuckin dead 💀

[@jimstan1795]

I need a brochure right now.

[@vegapunk6985]

Some of the best voice acting I've seen

[@dnsvls]

Dave's not here man...

[@aaron8957]

Providing you make that groan/grunt before you bite.

[@mathieuleader8601]

Lrr being stoned off his gord is my favourite

[@MobstahLobstah]

There may have been something a little stronger than weed in that hippie, either that or Lrr is just a serious lightweight.

[@MooeyMooey04]

@@MobstahLobstah considering? Probably

[@SmoothMaul]

Him being completely distracted by how cool his cape is was too real, I feel like I've done that sober.

[@maddexotic4933]

@@MobstahLobstah that’s his time eating an edible, let alone a big one. He’s lucky to survive that😭🤣🤣

[@Nova-vk5qb]

@@SmoothMaul your pfp made me physically take damage

[@jackdempsey6349]

1:09 notice how only Hermes reacts.

[@candlestyx8517]

I love how professional and uptight Hermes usually is, but he isn't ashamed about his love of marijuana at all.

[@DoomerNavajo7]

Lurr stoned outta his gourd is definitely the best part

[@luwucian4497]

2:27 I love how casuall The Professor grabs it with his foot hahaha

[@keyanawhitely7942]

2:18 His Bender impression is funny

[@AffenKloPutzer]

That Lrrrrr scene is more of a reference to psychedelics

[@dietznutz1]

Weed is a psychedelic

[@bobbyfeet2240]

It's a reference to a lot of things!!

[@kenopsia9013]

@@dietznutz1 no it’s not, edibles are

[@cullenscott7940]

@@kenopsia9013 no, neither are

[@kenopsia9013]

@@cullenscott7940 the THC in edibles gets turned into 11-Hydroxy-THC in the body which doesn’t happen with the lungs, this type of thc is stronger and causes hallucinations in high doses

[@jaska8203]

0:55 Literally just realized that Amy asks if the camper can't go higher than 80 THOUSAND mph instead of just 80 mph

[@mc5967]

You never noticed that?

[@TurboMMaster]

5:31 That smile... that damn smile :D

[@ZakWolf]

LOL at 2:10 - 2:33! The "Look, I'm Bender!" is especially hilarious.

[@BlairGlitchProject]

I dig the Cheech and Chong reference with "Dave's Not Here Man"

[@ridensroom6957]

I love how everyone was horrified at the thought of a human being eaten by a monster, until it was an annoying hippy who got sacrificed instead of Leela 😅

[@Ranookswierdstuffs]

Been smoking weed for like ten years now and not gonna lie, most of these went over my head lmao

[@timfortune9]

My favorite ones were always "Where's the device that allows you to speed or slow the passage of time?" and "I used to smoke about 4 feet of rope a day."

[@gabespiro8902]

God I was so young when I watched these, the weed jokes completely flew over my head

[@felixcatus3367]

Universe 420 has to be one of the best weed jokes in Futurama

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

0:11 all of that is true! Hemp is the future.

[@otakuofthehyugaclan2969]

We burn his time card so his zombie doesn’t look for his final paycheck. Ah America

[@Retro_Red]

Or bureaucracy. Or both.

[@MoonManAtNight]

But he said it was an old Jamaican accounting tradition.

[@otakuofthehyugaclan2969]

@@Retro_Red I’m sure both.

[@otakuofthehyugaclan2969]

@@MoonManAtNight I’m sure the American treasury would adopt this strategy just to save money

[@Lyle-xc9pg]

Where did you hear america? Rетаrd

[@JagoHazzard]

I can't believe I missed "Universe 420."

[@NickelConsumer]

"Wheres the device that lets you to speed or slow the passage of time?" "Under the seat!"

[@attackedbysnakes3640]

I watched through all of Futurama as a kid. I didn't process almost ANY of these jokes then. God I need to rewatch it

[@lillekins]

I can't believe "man, when I grow up I'm gonna have so much amnesia" was left out

[@Amazingmotivations]

4:32-4:38😂🤣 hilarious

[@adamcheklat7387]

1:22: Sweet toke of Ocracoke! This stuff’s the Omichronic!

[@AntonioMartinez-gv4ng]

That roach joke... incredible

[@theodoretekkers]

I can't believe I missed these jokes as a kid! 🤣🤣

[@raze_]

Those were massive as fuck dime bags.

[@name_and_alias]

"mr krabs' first dime" bags lol

[@highkingthorgrimgrudgebear7468]

@@name_and_alias my guy this may not get the appreciation it deserves but that is hilarious.

[@iHawke]

​@@name_and_aliaswell played

[@IohsmdIglomdrnIjsmsIhafmIafmli]

5:15 professor freaksworth 😭

[@MadPagan03]

So eating a hippie is like an edible is possible if there's enough THC stored in the fat of the body

[@McLoviniam]

More like taking a tab of acid lol

[@xotl2780]

That's insanity despite not being totally unscientific.

[@GonkaGonkaGonka]

technically, if you inject thc into body fat, it will hold. As long as it's edible, cannibal cannabis edibles are possible 👀

[@ayyyyph2797]

Yeah I think the hippie had acid

[@battlesheep2552]

Weird that one of the most aggressive species also has the best weed in the galaxy on their homeworld

[@maxwellaiello]

You missed a good one from the scooby do episode where Hermes asks Fry (playing shaggy) why his eyes are bloodshot, he’s always eating, and why he smells like a skunk

[@The_Eevee_Breeder]

“Dude… there’s a universe in all of us.” Gets me every time

[@ameliawoods4477]

Lurr when he is high is just too hilarious XD makes me laugh every time.

[@3CH0z]

You left out one of my favorite jokes when Hermes yells at the presidents head “You sold me some bad rope!”

[@yussufhussein8859]

The stereotype about Jamaicans and pot always slipped my mind watching this when I was a kid.

[@TheQuaadFather]

I DEMAND one of these farms make a strain called "Omichronic"

[@Blaze5x5x5]

1:10 i love how Hermes is the only other person who knows what a bong is.

[@edgargaebolg9307]

I only know about Cheech & Chong because of that one Simpsons episode, but it says a lot that Futurama only needed a quote to make a reference while The Simpsons had to dedicate more than 20 minutes

[@madmintentertainment6268]

watching this stoned was an experience

[@oisinmaccumhaill7037]

0:00 I love the implication that in more than 1000 years into the future, the show’s writers were still confident that weed was going to be illegal anywhere in the US.

[@rastamanhb8605]

1:05 -Where is the device that lets you speed or slow the passage of time? *Pulls out bong* -under the seat. IM DEAD💀💀💀

[@Jerberjer]

One thing I love is you KNOW the animators put the one frame that's used in the thumbnail in because everybody would use that image on shirts and shit, but have it be 2 seconds before throwing up violently and passing out

[@a.champagne6238]

In the 31st Century, crack is legal but weed isnt.

[@repdale]

They have crack vending machines.

[@a.champagne6238]

@@repdale and crack mansions.

[@DeepWeeb]

Family Guy once dropped the biggest redpill on why weed became illegal: apparently because hemp is a much cheaper and efficient alternative to both wood and cotton as it can be used to produce paper and fabric industrialists ran smear campaigns to outlaw it

[@nexusgaming2999]

"That stuff is the omachronic!" XD

[@elijaharvinger1178]

Funny how 90 percent of the weed jokes center around one characters Jamaican heritage. You'd almost think the writers thought only Jamaicans and hippies smoked.

[@Hugh.G.Rectionx]

theyre the 2 main groups that weed is associated with

[@leaffinite2001]

Stereotypes

[@skilledpotato4177]

Dude nobody’s done this before I’m so happy this video came out

[@HunterKiller762]

I’m pretty sure there was more in that hippie than just THC

[@espeka1207]

"We're talking about lots of stuff" with his sassy tone 😭 God bless you Hermes, keep fighting the good fight.

[@Raydnt69]

Good god, all these weed jokes went completely over my head

[@ahpchagi1]

I love Hermes he's brilliant

[@binladenschoppa5863]

“It DOES?! No way ! I gotta check out this BROCHURE! ….. NOM NOM “

[@jackraider1039]

2:19 Can I have some of that? 😂

[@GabrielXGmz]

If you wanna throw up

[@jackraider1039]

@@GabrielXGmz Weed doesn't make me throw up

[@leonardosantin3173]

Man that hippy is one heck of a kicker 3:29

[@neilyoungboy]

Notice that the more obvious Hemp jokes are after the revival on Comedy Central.

[@ammash3000]

2:31 “That’s not a cigar! And it’s… not mine.” Funniest one by far 😂

[@t3chkn1ght]

4:19 This could be a meme format.

[@P1mp1nZvy]

“A big fat roach”” I thought I put that away”😂😂

[@calvinthemalvinodeltino]

3:48 is so fucking relatable

[@jebthepleb492]

i waited until about midnight so I could watch this the proper way

[@dylandarter471]

Thank you my good friend. Top notch stuff.

[@swiftmatic]

"Sweet Toke of Ocracoke! This stuff is The Omi-Chronic!" 😂😂😂

[@declanoconnor3445]

Now in the new episodes you can see he ordered a bottle of thc oil😂

[@mr.x2567]

He even mistook it for “robot oil” because it was packed with a bunch of robot products XD

[@ShadowBeetle]

2:27 this whole cigar bit is amazing

[@karansjet3823]

lol i dunno if i should be proud i caught most of these during airing or i smoked too much for me to not be able to miss it anyway..

[@terranceippolito5061]

Old Jamaican Accounting tradition. We Burn His time card so His Zombie doesn’t come back looking for his last pay check.. 🧟‍♂️ 💵

[@christianarevalo3781]

3:41 is probably the best one 😂

[@skalliwizzle]

The Ras H Tefari KILLS ME 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@asturianix9820]

The first clip is a reminder of not smoking pot DAILY.

[@Hugh.G.Rectionx]

seen plenty of druggies like this and the sad part is they dont even realise thats how people see them

[@theleonpasta7336]

It's funny to me how back then Weed being legalized seemed like something that still wouldn't have happened by the year 3000, yet now it's basically fully legal (well, atleast for the people who are lucky enough to live in a recreationally/medically legal state) and is seen about the same as drinking by most folk, as in most people dont think weed will turn you into a druggie or whatever anymore and have finally realized that pot is probably the safest substance around 😂

[@zer0deaths862]

"AHHHHHH! A BIG FAT ROACH!" "what?! I though I put it away!"

[@charizardag]

2:00 I always thought he meant using the bathroom but my cousin clued me in on the real joke

[@sifutophmasterofeyerolling2513]

"The there's something funny about that hippie" and "That's not a cigar, and it's not mine" are the funniest among here

[@qinshihuang8414]

1:11 hermes reaction😂😂

[@rmkw4291]

5:30 High as a kite Lrrr being helped off stage by Ndnd is one of my favourite clips in Futurama ever.

[@ncisfandom3742]

I like how they quote Cheech and Chong

[@Wyattoons]

I like how these range from quick subtle wit to GET IT HE’S HIGH ON THE WEEEEED

[@jimstan1795]

3:28 we all been there

[@CallMeMimi27]

"i gotta check out this brochure" bro same me some of that hamburger.

[@naxon9632]

"no way, i gotta check this out" I love that joke