Just send the president. Storm troopers can't hit jack if it's a main character.
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
lol
@ahmedzogu32847 жыл бұрын
true
@zlinedavid7 жыл бұрын
Is Bill Pullman available?
@DarthSkorn2227 жыл бұрын
Noah Pittman Presidents send, you should.
@brandonmadrigal23577 жыл бұрын
key word important might wanna try some else lol
@keptir75517 жыл бұрын
lol Isis killed some scout trooper and the empire got triggered
@theempiredidnothingwrong32277 жыл бұрын
Freddy Ishere I feel like the governments of earth would just decide to give up ISIS once the empire showed up. We'd all be like we don't know those guys nore do we want to he assoicated with them please kill them they're more of an irrantant really. Meanwhile ISIS I think we fucked up big time as an imperial stardestroyer apears over their territory.
@ph897877 жыл бұрын
Freddy Ishere Actually I can imagine a bunch of AT-AT's walking down through Mosul blowing up everything left and right.
@keptir75517 жыл бұрын
Patrick Donnolley some
@IronWarhorsesFun7 жыл бұрын
& then they find out that we invented star wars, so what then?
@AlexinCobra7 жыл бұрын
Actually Vader would have personally came and sliced up the ISIS fighters like he does the Tusken raiders when he visits Tatooine. He would have done Earth a favor and we would be happy.
@Backup-wm9cn4 жыл бұрын
According to the multiverse theory, this could be happening on an alternate Earth right now.
@lmul14414 жыл бұрын
would be interesting to see
@jaisingh-th9fu4 жыл бұрын
Yup maybe
@jaisingh-th9fu4 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's possible we are living in a simple centric multi world where we are the only species within 1 trillion area Maybe
@tol90904 жыл бұрын
Because the laws of physics that rule the world of star Wars and ours is different, it couldn't. Some techs in star Wars are not just futuristic, they are rendered impossible to make by physics.
@theadeptuscustodes3 жыл бұрын
And it's The Inperium of Man
@money36445 жыл бұрын
There’s only one problem though. We couldn’t agree with other governments enough to fight back united. Many countries would try and ally themselves with the empire.
@TheKanetube4 жыл бұрын
you'er not wrong ..
@nyquildays4 жыл бұрын
Like Russia. They would sign a non aggression pact. Then their airforce would be destroyed... wait, history repeating itself? Russia was the original Nazi collaborator, this is how I know they would do it again.
@Chujoi04 жыл бұрын
Sgt Slim , why would they sign non aggression pact?
@nyquildays4 жыл бұрын
@@Chujoi0 History repeats itself. They did the same with the Nazi's.
@sidonay27354 жыл бұрын
Sgt Slim Doesn’t privé anything tho. But if history repeats itself they would fight a Full Might Empire. And they would die
@josephdoria52377 жыл бұрын
✋This is not the planet you're looking for....
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
hehe
@mzkuriyama32247 жыл бұрын
Joseph Doria lol🤣
@DarthNih1lus577 жыл бұрын
🖐 go to Jupiter....
@Vancouver97 жыл бұрын
cuz you stupider
@Vancouver97 жыл бұрын
You are talking about our human population you are talking about your ancestors that struggled so much to build everything that it is now
@gnumblinjones695 жыл бұрын
*Storm troopers invade America* *sees tanks pulling out of garages*
@ritchesusanjason5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA
@liamfit91705 жыл бұрын
Dumbass ever saw sheilds on there military vechiles? So dumbbb, you didn't even watch Star wars, lol you can't talk they have sheilds idiot. we would be wrecked
@gabe2115 жыл бұрын
100,000 subscribers challenge! relax it's not that serious
@Sadewakesuma5 жыл бұрын
@@liamfit9170 Shields* Vehicles*
@fib76155 жыл бұрын
*laughs in AT-AT*
@robbieaulia64625 жыл бұрын
"The star destroyers has out numbered the entire nuclear stock pile on earth" Soviet union: "am i a joke to you"
@chasepreston2124 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@lolikoni56354 жыл бұрын
The Soviet Union: It's time to d-d-d-duel
@thebanished67254 жыл бұрын
Whooooosh my me if u want ya reddit tryhards but... The Soviet Union did not have that many nukes
@thebanished67254 жыл бұрын
Jope Lamp true
@liker-qd4fz4 жыл бұрын
Its like that simpsons scene. Putin just clicks a button and the nation changes from ,,Russia"" to Soviet Union.
@luzerino11244 жыл бұрын
Nukes dont really "penetrate" stuff they just vaporize matter at an atomic level.. I dont think a shield of one of those ships can absorb 100+ million C°. but if we get a nuke into a missile with a penetrating tip strong enough to go trough the mantle of one of those ships, it would blow the whole thing to pieces.
@CoolMyron4 жыл бұрын
ISD can withstand the Suns heat
@elitemook42343 жыл бұрын
I think he means if a missile would fly through the shield or get crushed on it before it could initiate.
@me67galaxylife3 жыл бұрын
@@CoolMyron If that was the case it would be invincible
@CoolMyron3 жыл бұрын
@@me67galaxylife For us yeah. Thats what im trying to say. We do not stand a chance
@me67galaxylife3 жыл бұрын
@@CoolMyron No but even in the star wars universe. If it can resist that, turbolaser and what not couldn't do shit
@emperorpalpatine18217 жыл бұрын
I tried but a wall blocked us :(
@0113JD7 жыл бұрын
Emperor Palpatine did you land in Mexico?
@jddjfilms21346 жыл бұрын
LOL SKRUB L L L L L L L L L L L L L L
@kellynelsen94886 жыл бұрын
He he the plan was what we thought would work
@oreowhale6 жыл бұрын
Did trump actually do something right???? Nah, it was the Great Wall of China
@IamnotJustinBieber6 жыл бұрын
No illegal aliens bro sorry
@SethAurelius947 жыл бұрын
we'd likely attract the attention of the rebel aliance if we gave the empire enough trouble.
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
+Seth Hackley this is true but for our purposes no reinforcements
@SethAurelius947 жыл бұрын
Generation Tech fair enough
@firstgalacticempire89287 жыл бұрын
Empire could bring us to our knees and force a surrender with spontaneous orbital bombardments of all major cities in a matter of hours. But then again, I'm sure a large part of earth would pledge allegiance to the Empire.
@IronWarhorsesFun7 жыл бұрын
We are the daleks all ewoks will be EXTERMiNATED!!!!
@alexpkeaton44717 жыл бұрын
The Ewoks would have been exterminated by the wreckage of the Death Star falling to Endor.
@bummerdrummer16497 жыл бұрын
Throw sand at Darth Vader when he's about to breathe in. GG EZ
@podemosurss83167 жыл бұрын
He doesn't like sand. It's rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere...
@wolfizee65167 жыл бұрын
coarse*
@jeremeymcdude7 жыл бұрын
69 likes, can we stop at that?
@jonathanjimenez15497 жыл бұрын
Bummer Drummer i
@Sean-dw1dc7 жыл бұрын
😅😂😂
@aa23395 жыл бұрын
2:08: "The planet lacks a strong central government. Instead, large swathes of land are ruled by regional warlords." Hilarious.
@RayRay-ic4fl5 жыл бұрын
But earths governmental bodies are war mongers...
@Journey_to_who_knows5 жыл бұрын
And it shows trump
@DewingItASAP4 жыл бұрын
@@Journey_to_who_knows Trump has been pulling our military back. The only offensives lately have been towards Iran because they started it.
@BuilderB084 жыл бұрын
That is an advantage, we have no central command structure to break
@TheEldestSoulDrinker4 жыл бұрын
Journey awaits Donald trumpet
@SuikodenGR7 жыл бұрын
I think we need a movie between 21st century Earth and Star Wars
@mariuskatutis38536 жыл бұрын
Jina Valentine Battle L.A 2
@Eyebrowguy4206 жыл бұрын
That would be the best thing ever
@chaosbros77446 жыл бұрын
I would watch it
@cheesix-yt67686 жыл бұрын
people can’t handle the “bad guys” winning so it would be A New Hope all over again
@Kriscuit_Bonkin5 жыл бұрын
Or a small team making fan service movies or alternate histories
@ZakRas7 жыл бұрын
4:12 Red hoodie on the left, guys got his priorities in order.
@RiGuy6 жыл бұрын
Gotta get that last PUFF before death
@rasheedasally45576 жыл бұрын
Zak Ras P P
@WHOARETHEPATRIOTS4755 жыл бұрын
don't blame him he's high as fuck he probably thought what the hell he was seeing was just his imagination
@boomboone475 жыл бұрын
Damn, give this man another blunt.
@tommartin36975 жыл бұрын
this needs to be top comment
@absicle7 жыл бұрын
All we have to do is show them Tumblr and they would run screaming for mercy
@Ariana3217 жыл бұрын
Oh god, show them that and they'll just glass the whole planet.
@jjs76507 жыл бұрын
Katherine Winyala but we show them Reddit and 4chan, and they are too busy laughing to attack us
@Drizzleize7 жыл бұрын
Or, just nuke us on principle...
@zemorph427 жыл бұрын
Absicle Show them the holiday special; I wanna see their brains melt and leak out of their ears.
@zemorph427 жыл бұрын
I don't want to torture them; I want to rule them! Mmmmwwwwwwwahahahahaha!
@jeffersonfan3935 жыл бұрын
A hydrogen bomb is kind of like making a tiny, very short lived, star. Put that next to a spaceship, you will do damage
@CoolMyron4 жыл бұрын
That's what the Mandalorians said... look what happened to them XD.
@KaiHung-wv3ul Жыл бұрын
@@CoolMyron They did win during the early stages of the Mandalorian Wars though, and they only lost because Revan+they overextended themselves trying to conquer a GALACTIC power. We're not trying to conquer the Empire here, just survive.
@xaviersaavedra74427 жыл бұрын
Actually this is how it go down Empire: we need your help fighting of cruel alien terriost who want to destroy our human cultural. Earth: ok we'll help you in a great noble cause. Empire: Great can we have some nukes, chemical, and bio weapons to stop the aliens Earth: Sure, can we have all of the surrounding planets and solar systems Empire: sure
@mill27127 жыл бұрын
I bet that would be the way it would go down. It would be a great benefit to the Empire and a flat out blessing to the people on Earth For these reasons. First for the Empire. 1. They have a surplus of new manpower at their disposal./ New people to educate and influence. 2. A new region of space unknown to the rebels (useful for creating more/ developing new weapons.) 3. Many new planets to colonize, planets rich with untapped resources like metal ores. 4. No (known) aliens to deal with. (Due to most planets around us being lifeless.) And (a possible) 5. Some new strategies or modified weapons to deal with the rebels. (Like more aerodynamic designs for Starfighters using earth fighter jet designs or the use of missiles over large distances to take out he rebel Starfighters, capital ships, and bases rather than getting close and dogfighting enemy Starfighter pilots.[This (might) not work against force sensitive pilots])
@mill27127 жыл бұрын
I will list the benefits for the people of earth tomorrow
@essexclass81687 жыл бұрын
When the Empire collapses eventually...the Terran Federation would come appear in the sol system
@mill27127 жыл бұрын
Oh, I am 2 days late! Well here are the benefits for Earth. 1. We would no longer have to deal with rogue nations and terrorist like ISIS and North Korea anymore. 2. The earth and it's people could be more unified and the question "are we alone in the universe" would be answered. 3. Our standard of living would increase. (even for some of the less well of countries) with the sale of droids. (I highly doubt slavery of alien races would occur/catch on in Earth and they would keep that secret to us if they knew the Earth countries stance on the issue.) 4. New sources of energy would be available. (Along with some new jobs.) 5. Trade! (Crops, meats, pets, etc... unique to the Earth would start being sold to imperial elites) along with metals in the nearby celestial bodies. 6. Education standards would increase (especially in science/engineering) 7. We could finally do a proper exploration of the solar system. 8. Large scale colonization/gathering of resources of The Moon, Mars, and other large asteroids and moons in and around our system would follow shortly. (Orbital shielding would protect the colonies and The Earth from meteors, comets, solar radiation and other things.[May even help with terraforming.]) Feel free to add more benefits for Earth/The Empire if you want.
@mill27127 жыл бұрын
I think we could be the case or we might join the New Republic or we (could) stick with defeated empire though the Terran Federation/ New Republic would be more likely options. The First Order would be a very bad bet for us due to ideology and I don't think they have the best resources.
@ph897877 жыл бұрын
So ISIS would be blamed for the Empire's attack.
@lukkybb7 жыл бұрын
Yup
@soyboynpc82367 жыл бұрын
Yeah,even extra-terestrial creatures cant stand those guys
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
+Patrick Donnolley yup
@charlesdickinson63417 жыл бұрын
Generation Tech We barely have a relatively peaceful presence in our space. The Empire would kick our azzes
@O.O-cy7bw7 жыл бұрын
Generation Tech for this video you get my abo
@themusicthrills92827 жыл бұрын
all we need to do is gove them pepsi
@FrappuccinoAlfredo7 жыл бұрын
nice one
@tursidetech87217 жыл бұрын
Sharrel Wright he meant love
@tursidetech87217 жыл бұрын
Sharrel Wright he meant love
@aaronkohout17147 жыл бұрын
turside tech I think he meant give not love
@tursidetech87217 жыл бұрын
Aaron Kohout it was sarcasm you uncultured swine
@ced45895 жыл бұрын
How it would actually go down. Empire: "Join the Glorious Empire and serve!" UN: "Fack off ya bastards!" US: "Freedom!" .......Minor skirmishes that Earth does decently well in. --Empire Glasses a continent-- UN: "yup were good......" US: "Sounds good to us......"
@boomboone475 жыл бұрын
Ced, switch US and UN and it’s correct.
@Yumemaru.5 жыл бұрын
The empire would just take us bruh.
@knifedance24025 жыл бұрын
They would have to kill us all to take the planet. Seriously. American civilians have enough guns to arm every capable person on the continent and then some.
@jeremiahjeno5 жыл бұрын
The covenant: hold my fleet
@dust10775 жыл бұрын
Eh, all they have to do is glass africa
@Todd.P6 жыл бұрын
We would be SO dead. Assuming that Imperial weapons and ships work as well here as they do elsewhere, they could either nuke us from orbit, or decimate everything we have in the first few hours. Against an intergalactic Empire, we have no chance.
@mxviii5 жыл бұрын
@INCARNATE x Why would they nuke us at all? Pretty sure they dont even have nukes. They would just bombard all of our infrastructure and war fighting capabilities from Orbit, so that we couldnt put up an effective defense, even if we wanted to. Its a valid tactic that has already proven amazingly successful in the past. Operation Desert Storm saw the US destroy the 3rd Largest Air Force in the world in about 4 hours simply because they didnt let a single asset get off the ground, and bombed all of the infrastructure that would allow it to function properly.
@mxviii5 жыл бұрын
@INCARNATE x What about it?
@mxviii5 жыл бұрын
@INCARNATE x a death star doesn't have nuclear weapons
@limecupcakes5 жыл бұрын
@INCARNATE x you're forgetting one thing: the Death Star isn't a ship, it's a space station. It can't travel into our galaxy. And I'd have my doubts it can fire into different galaxies out of their own. So that's out of the question. Not to mention that this invasion could happen while: The first death Star was still under construction; the first death Star was destroyed and second in construction; the second was destroyed
@voltus205 жыл бұрын
@@limecupcakes the empire also has miniature versions of the cannon from the death star mounted on siege ships and vehicles, they could just use that and totally annihilate our defences.
@diamondhawk74277 жыл бұрын
Step 1: take down a few of their ships Step 2: reverse engineer Step 3: IM BAAAACK
@money36445 жыл бұрын
DiamondHawk74 but wait deyres moare!
@patmacken51305 жыл бұрын
Reverse engineering would be very likely....
@CoolMyron4 жыл бұрын
1: reverse engineer 2: earth is dead because that takes too long
@Ryan-jk6mg4 жыл бұрын
@@CoolMyron you underestimate the power of war on science. Well it is true it would take some time you definitely have enough time before the second wave hits to get half of it or maybe a quarter and that's more than enough time
@CoolMyron4 жыл бұрын
@@Ryan-jk6mg No i dont. You act like they would not just bomb any important buildings in the first few mins of the battle.. Dude 1 wave takes out all important buildings and the 2nd wave is normally a few days after the first one. On the "2nd wave" the Empire would start bombing us even more and deploy trooper all around the world. Even if we get their stuff, we don't have the resources to make them. Plus the Empire blows up anything captured by the Emeny, so we could not even do it. IK you love earth... but we are f*****
@gollinzvlogs87405 жыл бұрын
Galactic Empire: we have a Death Star Earth: We have a hulk..
@craftyyt27454 жыл бұрын
and over 14,000 nukes
@kennethmana31034 жыл бұрын
Don't forget about the Gundams
@craftyyt27454 жыл бұрын
@Benjamin Sigouin the nuke is a projectile not a plasma bolt so it would bypass there shield :| unless they have a projectile shield which star destroyers clearly do not as we see in rouge one when proton bombs form a y-wing squadron disable a ship plus if they do have projectile shields the shear force of that nuke would shred the destroyer into mince meat and also if the star destroyer is in atmosphere it would create a EMP disabling any ships in the area... sooooooooo the nuke is a double whammy
@michaelyu36784 жыл бұрын
@@kennethmana3103 😅 not possible they will have to develop a big gun and big ammo and also the gundam would be easily destroyed
@michaelyu36784 жыл бұрын
@@kennethmana3103 well we could developed the salamis and Magellan and the musais light class destroyers
@blitzn00dle506 жыл бұрын
Empire: *destroys the internet* Me: why tf did you take away my memes huh
@WHOARETHEPATRIOTS4754 жыл бұрын
*starts posting them all around the city*
@Sid-08m---83 жыл бұрын
Empire: destroys the internet Memers and gamers: so you have chosen death
@gaminglichgamer40353 жыл бұрын
Activate John Wick mode
@AsimHayat5 жыл бұрын
Tie fighter Subtitles: Thai fighter
@8dgh04 жыл бұрын
The thigh fighter
@leviethan48044 жыл бұрын
Tie fighter vs. A Thai fighter was a robot chicken skit.
@SnowtrooperTW-51024 жыл бұрын
Thicc Fighter
@liamstover52254 жыл бұрын
Vietnam Vet sees a squad of Clone Troopers: “Charlie don’t surf!” *laughs in M60
@DizzyRose5 жыл бұрын
“Damn this planets got some advanced humans, let’s make em enlist and adopt their tech” that seems like an acceptable outcome yeah?
@patryknajbor52634 жыл бұрын
-Emperor Palpatine
@patryknajbor52634 жыл бұрын
The Emperor Palpatine said that right?
@coyoteocular59943 жыл бұрын
I read a fanfic like that once
@gaziarrafi76175 жыл бұрын
Star wars takes on earth... Elon musk: So you have chosen death *Glowing eyes intensifies*
@ssrbeclipzer4 жыл бұрын
Darth nihilus: *Laughs in sucking the very life out of people*
@professionalretard14783 жыл бұрын
@@ssrbeclipzer gordon: YOUR EATING IT FU(£ING RAW
@ArkofGold3 жыл бұрын
Palpatin:HUH YOU DARE TO FIGHT ME FOLL? INFINITE POWAHHHH
@Thealienigloo7 жыл бұрын
As entertaining as this is, we all know this battle ends with: "You may fiah... when ready. *Nod* :3"
@Catmeat1066 жыл бұрын
Yote
@pokemaster123ism6 жыл бұрын
But this would take place around RotJ. The Death Star would be by Endor getting built. Why send your incomplete superweapon to destroy a measly planet with little to no space capability?
@SWY13565 жыл бұрын
@@pokemaster123ism if it is deemed a threat or an ally the empire would do alot of things to get any planet on their side and even if the death star isn't complete it can still fire just like the death star 2 i mean half of it is still missing
@Simon-un5pv7 жыл бұрын
They use Tie fighters to knock out all the satellites and the world can't really fight back because we don't have spacecraft like theirs.
@essexclass81687 жыл бұрын
as of 2014(declassification date) we do...and if they came back we'd have at least a percentage of their weapons salvaged or reverse-engineered
@crispyzero77387 жыл бұрын
Essex Class with takes a very long time
@essexclass81687 жыл бұрын
+Masked Crispy, yes but most likely so would mounting a second assault what with the Rebellion in full swing
@maxwellmoon90407 жыл бұрын
Simon Green tie fighters also use repulsorlift tech, which he never mentioned. which repel gravity. and the empire also has highly advanced pilots and highly advanced point defense
@Spacefrisian7 жыл бұрын
You dont know what i have standing in my backyard.
@maxuspoint5 жыл бұрын
Earth: we got over a thousand nukes. Galactic Empire: we got a Death Star
@ApexClanDS5 жыл бұрын
Gaius Wyrden Not in realility, on earth when a 'nuke' as you say, is fired it breaks apart molocules, shield or not.
@theMF695 жыл бұрын
13k*
@Turbulation15 жыл бұрын
Let’s compare a nuke to something like Star Wars, for example on the avengers 2012 iron man redirects a nuclear missile into the Chituari command center during the battle of newyork, the Chituari command center is shielded very similarly to a Star destroyer due to it being from a powerful race. The missive destroys the entire thing meaning Star destroyers would not survive the impact.
@ApexClanDS5 жыл бұрын
ChefUTG3 pk
@ApexClanDS5 жыл бұрын
ChefUTG3 r/wooosh
@dylanmahanes42107 жыл бұрын
THERE IS A WOOKIE HERE IT'S BIGFOOT
@mykillak7 жыл бұрын
Mr don't care Mahanes plus all othr supersicis/mistical creturs...lizard,chupa, an wat wil da (grey think ov tis;ilumicorp)
@justjosefjosefthegopnik60517 жыл бұрын
Iluminati: Stay right where you are!
@MichaelJCaboose0137 жыл бұрын
630 dislikes? 630 people are in the Syrian Air Force
@GAdmThrawn7 жыл бұрын
Eh, you could probably beat the whole invasion, Caboose. After all they're your friends and could probably use your help.
@VChen-vk1lh7 жыл бұрын
Michael J. Caboose Um... you do realise that the Syrian Air Force with their Mig 19s and Mig 21s can easily defeat TIE fighters.
@srenelboth15837 жыл бұрын
Nah, that cannot be, since 90% were destroyed - 63 of them, yes. I think the rest might be sand ppl.
@thunberbolttwo39537 жыл бұрын
No this is a really bad video.The technological diference between earth adn the galatic empire is to big.eart would lose.and lose big.
@gadgetgeko67847 жыл бұрын
Oh no...their numbers have increased
@beniscupcake67866 жыл бұрын
"You may fire when ready." "Commence primary ignition!" ----------->the doom comes
@dandc20115 жыл бұрын
4:00 that guy totally cut the tip of his thumb off!! hahaahahah
@shotguntony47304 жыл бұрын
Oh shit! I think he actually did!
@surprisedgordon77868 күн бұрын
@@shotguntony4730 ouch
@capefearstormtrooper4377 жыл бұрын
in theory stormtrooper armor is designed to absorb blaster fire. that design makes it weak to ballistic ammunition. so in a firefight I give the advantage to earth weapons.
@mattmatt5167 жыл бұрын
robert lentz agreed!
@straven897 жыл бұрын
The armor was also impenetrable to anything but larger slugs (like a 50cal) and blaster bolts though. You would have to shoot them in the joints to do any damage.
@mattmatt5167 жыл бұрын
straven89 Where did you hear that? There's no indication in any source I've read (especially canon) that you need a very high caliber slug thrower to penetrate their armor. In the Aftermath Trilogy, the bounty hunter Jazz carries a relatively compact slug thrower and she regularly kills Storm troopers
@straven897 жыл бұрын
It was from the EU. Despite slugthrowers being outdated, they made sure the armor could protect the troops from them.
@mattmatt5167 жыл бұрын
straven89 my understanding is that stormtrooper armor is optimized for blasters, meant to dissipate the energy, it only offers limited protection to objects like slugs, as we see in several canon sources that the average slug thrower easily defeats storm trooper armor.
@coreyfellows94207 жыл бұрын
If you can't beat em...join em.
@stanmarsh40197 жыл бұрын
Corey Fellows yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa
@Vancouver97 жыл бұрын
At least humans would aim better than storm troopers
@wolfizee65167 жыл бұрын
Yeah... I get you. Take down 1 ship, reverse-engineer it, and BOOM! Empire fights a US tie-fighter.
@D24-k8w7 жыл бұрын
MeLikeBigPie storm troopers are human???
@Vancouver97 жыл бұрын
yeah
@SMM_NAA7 жыл бұрын
Stormtrooper armor is like fancy butter, remember the battle with ewoks?
@bingusshlingus14427 жыл бұрын
# Skinnymoneyman well troopers on endor who weren't shot by rebel forces did not die,they just retreated plus this is sky to space battles,not ground assault
@mrfrogface89847 жыл бұрын
so true
@danielclark65315 жыл бұрын
"Probably even the Nazis on the dark side of the moon"
@o-hogameplay1854 жыл бұрын
@Mayaan Hodgson they would just say: "Hans, get ze FLAMMENWERFER!"
@patches35554 жыл бұрын
@Mayaan Hodgson ze space panzer
@lharless1054 жыл бұрын
No they got nuked in space
@generalegg4494 жыл бұрын
Red baron gonna be there and 1v20 those imperial noobs
@jilkoller11282 жыл бұрын
Considering how each star destroyer carries 72 tie fighters, and assuming a fourth generation fighter can achieve a ten to one kill ratio, the empire would need roughly 150 star destroyers to achieve aerial superiority on a limited scale. Unless the Empire has the space equivelent of a supercarrier of course, or recommisioned some Venators.
@empereurnico60484 ай бұрын
it would be more like 50~/1
@aymericdeascalon45905 жыл бұрын
I know this is an older video, but it checks out. So I'm commenting. Two things to consider, 1) the metals used on imperial equipment seem to be far more advanced than those used on earth, so a standard air to air missile may not be capable of damaging a tie fighter, even without shields. The best way to compare for certain might be to check out RPG stats. Also if a tie has a missile locked on, it can simply go up until the missile reaches its maximum possible height. 2) if a number of nukes are launched at A Star destroyer, it doesn't need to shoot them all down. If there are too many, it could simply outrun them. Unlike the cities they're designed to destroy, A Star destroyer isn't a stationary target. That's assuming we're capable of launching anything. Ion weaponry would shut all electronics down, including those needed to fire nukes and fly aircraft reduce the planet to fighting on foot with conventional slug throwers.
@dawnstag72672 жыл бұрын
Good reference.
@warmice41362 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Also, the massive amounts of troops and star fighters and other military forces are so beyond what we have we wouldn’t really stand a chance. The empire has multiple planets worth of military force. Beyond that, tie fighters can fly in atmosphere because of repulsor lifts and other hover tech. In conclusion we would be screwed
@alejandroelluxray52982 жыл бұрын
And the Armor of the stormtroopers is bulletproof, so unless we use high caliber weapons (which are very expensive and rare, and I mean 50 cal and above) no infantry weapon available would be of use
@danzjz3923 Жыл бұрын
@@alejandroelluxray5298 may i introduce to you: my good old friend, the IED.
@martinezseymore3007 Жыл бұрын
Is there anyway i can copy and paste this
@etan3tan5 жыл бұрын
Step One: Get all of our defenses ready Step Two: Put them away cause we’d die anyways
@Slavicplayer2513 жыл бұрын
may aswell just enforce a scorched earth policy i we can’t have it they can’t make the plant to inhospitable to be worth settling or just threaten it
@ArkofGold3 жыл бұрын
Step third:get ready for hight tech advance in a few weeks after galacttic empire taken earth
@forreal723bruh2 жыл бұрын
Step 3 alt: ready hackerman
@thefederalrepublicoferusea39004 жыл бұрын
It’s all fun and games until the tie fighter pilot hears “möbius 1 engage” over the radio
@tomasu14727 жыл бұрын
Loving this channel. Such original content. Great video too.
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
thanks!
@TJtheHuman7 жыл бұрын
We could survive if the Rebels get wind.
@jasonskeans33275 жыл бұрын
Now imagine the rebels dropping gurka, seal teams, and sas into battle
@russiankodiak68495 жыл бұрын
TJ Heath No imagine the rebels not showing up
@Charlie947816 жыл бұрын
I would eagerly join the Empire in exchange for the safety of earth
@rockstargameryt21725 жыл бұрын
Nope
@zero54964 жыл бұрын
I would gladly join the empire to doom earth, I want to execute order 66 on earth
@nahidbethehonoredone4 жыл бұрын
@@revenant2943 *gets sent to Jakku instead*
@alphariusfuze80894 жыл бұрын
Yeet nope thx
@CalderonJC19774 жыл бұрын
You have officially become my new favorite source of Starwars intel, your videos are awesomely creative and fun!!! KUDOS
@MemeBot-cp4we7 жыл бұрын
We can survive when batman springs into action.
@TheAnimenia7 жыл бұрын
Meme Bot 2000 Batman is gay
@wetnapkinz7 жыл бұрын
Batman gets force choked gg.
@neighborprism66537 жыл бұрын
A billionaire versus a hole Army my money is on the whole Army that has spaceships
@wahlex8417 жыл бұрын
+Cad Bane Oh no, he doesn't. You know why? Because he's *Batmaaaan*!
@neighborprism66537 жыл бұрын
Batman will be dead before he takes down a star destroyer
@Jackthecritic7 жыл бұрын
what about earth vs separatists? the droids could simply overrun earth with sheer numbers. in one of the star wars books it says near the end of the clone wars droids almost outnumbered organic life in the galaxy
@theatagamer907 жыл бұрын
Jack the critic EMP would solve that problem.
@Jackthecritic7 жыл бұрын
TheataGamer in the star wars books it says that EMP blasts were only able to disable droids for brief periods of time. also the separatists still have organic soldiers
@communistmedia5647 жыл бұрын
emp weapons are rare and expensive to make, so we would only be able to field a small amount of them. Also droids would probably be better at surviving bullets than stormtroopers
@essexclass81687 жыл бұрын
Hackers, terrain, Boomsticks(gauge 40 for ranged capabilities)...oh, and our own drones as well as dirty tactics
@Bluesonofman7 жыл бұрын
Teslacanons would do the trick. If the Brotherhood of Steel could make some without the Microprocessor then we could make at least one.
@thecollector88027 жыл бұрын
We would be screwed if they sent Vader.
@Ariana3217 жыл бұрын
Not really. Blaster fire might be laughable for somebody trained with a lightsaber, but get somebody with an automatic rifle to open up on him, and there's no imaginable way he could block even 1/3 of the rounds.
@codenamevex62977 жыл бұрын
Enrique Bayham im not sure but couldnt vader stop the bullets with the force ?
@damonlawson94477 жыл бұрын
CodenameVex how bout a fuckin nuke?
@notmerc67077 жыл бұрын
Damon Lawson how about a fucking death star
@prog18537 жыл бұрын
Enrique Bayham well our whole military is based on slug fired weapons which light sabers have a huge difficulty deflecting, I don't no if he could do shit on earth lol
@timothytimothy48544 жыл бұрын
The game of who can lob destructive ordanance to each other WILL BEGIN
@17mindgate7 жыл бұрын
regional warlords...I like it. In all honesty, the cultural diversity of this planet would be far more difficult for the Empire to overcome militarily speaking than our technology. While the Empire is far Superior technologically, the diversity of displays military forces we'll make it far more difficult for them to isolate a singular form of attack against the planet as a whole. that doesn't even include special forces units military doctrines and other factors. what happens if you land in Israel, Palestine, India, Russia, the UK, US, etc. roughly198 nation's, each with their own military doctrines and rules of engagement. Include multinational coalitions, intelligence/ counter intelligence capabilities, and the inevitable reverse engineering of imperial tech and weaponry and I believe that unless the inquisitors or Darth Vader or Palpatine himself get involved you could very likely repel the empire... So long as they maintain a conquer not sterilize policy.
@17mindgate7 жыл бұрын
I don't know I think the North Koreans would cause them a bit of trouble. Covertly sabotaging them from the inside by presenting themselves as "Imperial Sympathizers".
@ph897877 жыл бұрын
17mindgate Well there is a way to solve that problem. Get Grand Admiral Thrawn to lead the invasion.
@pacoalonso3737 жыл бұрын
17mindgate then again the empire has more the 200 million soldiers
@dominiosss14747 жыл бұрын
But honestly the cultural aspects advantage could be glossed over if you consider the empire's extremely superior technological advantage, I mean not much can take out an AT AT, and if you look at the average stormtrooper (i know we make fun of them for accuracy and shit) but even they could take on the average human soldier. Sure we have extremely skilled special forces, black ops, MI7 agents etc. But in the end the empire would be victorious simply because of their numbers and superior technology. I agree the earth could reverse engineer or perhaps raid and steel some vehicles to even the odds temporarily, but they will not last. The human race is very smart, they do have intelligence, however I don't believe they will figure out how to reverse engineer technology that advanced within a couple weeks, which by then the empire would have conquered earth. Just my opinion though, you do bring up some good points
@17mindgate7 жыл бұрын
Shaky Shadow I see your point, but he also mentioned "insurrectionists" and uprisings... that would cause a massive restriction on the amount of forces that could be diverted to Earth. And with the Empire chosing the "Claim vs. crush" approach, that would give us a temporary reprieve . especially since the empire prefers brute force and fear tactics and have greater difficulty not destroying/ razing planets. And with earth as a strategically significant location an a standing military of roughly 25-50 million (albeit highly "decentralized") I believe we could win under those conditions. However I agree that if the full might of the empire showed up we're finished. PS. sorry so wordy
@SPatrickRoss4 жыл бұрын
I was watching a podcast by a military analyst that pointed out a problem for Earth, at least in the early attacks. Our Air to Air missiles are so sophisticated that they are going to assume the Ties are decoys and not lock on because they don't match the heat spectrum of a jet engine. I don't know about Radar Guided missiles, but in this age of countermeasures, I'd imagine them having a similar problem.
@sirchives42547 жыл бұрын
Fuck defending ourselves. I'm going to sell out sooo hard to the Empire.
@MBoeltje417 жыл бұрын
yup probably.
@MatthewsGamingZone7 жыл бұрын
What I would do is confront stormtroopers and tell them if I can join the Empire
@theempiredidnothingwrong32277 жыл бұрын
Sir Chives You kidding this is the one time we can use WMDs and we don't have to worry about WMDs coming right back at us. I don't care if we lose I want watch a nuclear fire works show then they can take over if they feel like life won't really change after all we're humans the prefered race in the empire. The real issue is if the rebellion finds us cause could you imagine if ISIS told the rebellion they were the rebels of earth and needed help. Imagine after the galactic civil war earth terroism spreads on an intergalactic scale. On the brightside we would just dust off the old counter terroism books and we'd be hunting down terroists with reversed engineered and improved imperial technology possibly become a galactic power and probably ally with the first order since the empire built us to this point. So yeah I guess in this case imperlism actually works out for the natives.
@MrKrumpetz7 жыл бұрын
My nigga!
@sirchives42547 жыл бұрын
Maybe if I tell them how to get to CornHub they will let have a ride in their star destroyer.
@powerofanime15 жыл бұрын
I love how you actually figure out a reasonable set up for the problem.
@PMMillard7 жыл бұрын
if the empire underestimate us, and I guarantee they will since they underestimated the ewok after all and look what happened there, we will go on to make our own galactic faction and wipe them from the face of the galaxy using their own reverse engineered tech.
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
lol yea it maybe well become united as a people
@admiral_gravleos87 жыл бұрын
First Galactic Earth Republic
@Silverswitch17 жыл бұрын
PMMillard Windowlicker this is the thing tho we aren't the ewoks and they had help but we won't
@joshschreiber15247 жыл бұрын
I think after this massive loss of the empire the rebel alliance would catch the news of Earth and join the fight.
@kevinsiu37697 жыл бұрын
Josh Schreiber come to think of it, they probably would
@apuffofpink84845 жыл бұрын
Me, running up to a stormtrooper squad: TAKE ME WITH YOU!
@ralphvanleusden65704 жыл бұрын
take me off this stupid planet please
@ArkofGold3 жыл бұрын
Me:HEY CAN I JOIN? PLS I WANT TO GO TO DARK SIDE
@coyoteocular59943 жыл бұрын
They'd just shoot you instantly after seeing how fast you betrayed your own kind under pressure.
@DolphyBlueDrake6 жыл бұрын
One big problem _everyone_ forgets about pitting Terrans (a better term than "Earthlings", imo) against anything from Star Wars: Midichlorians aren't present on Earth, so exposing Terrans to them would make any invasion backfire. Midichlorians are technically a pathogen because of how they reproduce, are transferred (they are airborne "pathogens"), etc. By extension, Force-sensitivity is technically an illness with all symptoms being beneficial. Even those who aren't Force-sensitive still have a Midichlorian count above zero. However, it's too low for them to wield the Force. Midichlorian count is itself a result of how effective the body's immune system is at producing antibodies for Midichloirians. The better your body is at killing them, the less there are. Because Terrans have no previous exposure to Midichlorians before contact with any Star Wars faction, the instant an organic being from a Star Wars faction makes first contact, Midichlorians will begin to infect the Terran population, and with no antibodies at all, the Midichlorian count of every Terran population will go from zero to whatever the absolute human maximum is in a matter of weeks. Invading Earth is suicide for Star Wars factions since Terrans could use these insane Force powers to crush any invader, steal their tech, and maybe even redesign their entire planetary civilization to operate solely on force-based technology. Heck, if Terrans managed to genetically engineer an immune-suppressing virus that specifically only prevents the body from developing antibodies for Midichlorians, Earth could conquer the entire galaxy in a counterattack.
@pablofernandezdiaz38722 жыл бұрын
after reading this i have come to the conclusion that people with aids will just become the most powerfull force users in the universe
@Xyzima2 жыл бұрын
jesus i now hope star wars is real just so i can get old wizard powers
@Whispurer7 жыл бұрын
The Terran Empire vs The First Order
@awesomecomputers70765 жыл бұрын
Terran empire, its superior to the ufp and would not be fair to the first order.
@s4und3rs_highhms474 жыл бұрын
Imagine the confusion when they see that there are no hovering vehicles
@abul7orof7 жыл бұрын
I think that in this video there is an obvious overestimation of both Earth's capacity to fight back and the Galactic Empire's self-restraint!!!!
@17mindgate7 жыл бұрын
Kertlund actually I don't think that we're overestimating either side (or at least I'm not) but you have to consider that the Galaxy has not advanced very much in thousands of years while the human race on earth is Advancing technologically every day. do I believe you could contend with the Empire in that domain; absolutely not. however I do believe know what the numbers presented we could defeat the force that was presented in this scenario... give reinforcements show up, or Darth Vader or even the inquisitors, yeah we're finished.I see a pyhrric victory for earth with the Imperial forces presented. Full earth might vs full Empire however... clearly no contest. Empire wins.
@dust10777 жыл бұрын
Kertlund, well in 100,000 years we wouldn't be using nukes, we'd be too advanced for them, we'd use some giant bomb or a star destroying laser. also 100,000 years ago in the swg (star wars galaxy), humans in the swg weren't as advanced as earth humans are today, they were like humans 10k - 40k years ago
@dust10777 жыл бұрын
17mindgate, actually force sensitives would lose their force abilities since the force only surrounds their galaxy, in our galaxy their is no force so the force sensitives lose their abilities...
@somerandomguy37007 жыл бұрын
once you add Real Life Physics to the mix then you realize that a lot of the tech the empire has is either technologically impractical or easy to counter, even with current technology. Also, plasma (Superheated Gas that, for some reason, is called a laser in the star wars universe) cools down in atmospheres, making the Orbital Bombardment & Blasters useless Also, technological developments in the empire is honestly horrible, FTL Tech has been around for 24,000+ Years in the Star Wars Universe and Programable Matter & Fundamental Force manipulation still isn't possible.
@somerandomguy37007 жыл бұрын
The Force is actually Electromagnetic Manipulation (If it actually is, Force Sensitives are even deadlier than you think)
@dragonbornexpress56505 жыл бұрын
Damn it, this whole thing just makes me want an Empire VS Humanity game. Better yet, I've come up with some cool concepts, mainly to do with background information, as well as weapons and their modifications. I kind of imagine the game as a single player/multiplayer FPS similar to battlefield with some RPG elements like in earlier fallout games, although you can come up with a different style if you like. First up, we have background info. In this alternate universe, things from Star Wars, often entire ships or aircraft, had been crashing on planets throughout our solar system for ages. Most of the crashes were concentrated on planets like Venus, Mars, and even Earth. The crashes that could be documented were all on Earth. Some crashes were thought to have occurred on Jupiter and Neptune to boot, though no evidence was ever produced supporting this. The first crash was thought to have happened during the peak of the Ice Age between 10,000-5,000 BCE Earth time. See, a neat idea I came up with was that the time in the Star Wars galaxy actually goes at a much different pace than our time on Earth. To give you an idea of just how slow it was compared to ours, the Clone Wars ended in 19 BBY in Star Wars, but ended much later in Earth time, about the year 1962. Anyways, the first crash happened near the end of the Ice Age, specifically an Old Republic era cruiser crashing in modern day Oregon, being buried there for millennia. The wreck would eventually be excavated by the Galactic Empire after they had complete control of Earth years after their invasion in 2018 Earth time. Anyways, another crashing incident happened, this time during the Jedi Civil War not too long before the events of KOTOR 1, or about 200 CE Earth time. Various Jedi starfighters were shot down close to Earth by Fallen Jedi starfighters, therefore they crash-landed in what would later become Germany. These crashes left the Jedi victims stranded in the middle of nowhere with very little of their technology remaining, forcing them to eventually forget about their tech as part of their new home, and starting anew. The last recorded incident happened in 21 BBY during the Clone Wars, or about 1890 CE Earth time. Republic and Separatist ships alike got into a sort of stalemate fighting in space over the Atlantic Ocean, resulting in both sides of the battle being blown up. The remains of the ships and fighters fell to Earth over the Atlantic Ocean 300 miles off the East Coast of the United States. In 15 BBY, about 2018 CE Earth time, 4 years after the formation of the Galactic Empire, the solar system was attacked by Imperial forces. Earth in particular was reduced to a wasteland. Most of the human population did not survive, leaving only 3 million people across the globe. Humanity dug itself deep underground, far away from the Empire's troops, and away from their homes, which were now reduced to rubble from the TIE Bombers and Turbolasers. After this event, mainly called The Invasion, the Empire claimed the planet as theirs, and set to work doing their best to find any survivors while also building a thriving territory built on Shipbuilding, Fishing, Hunting, and Mining. Fast forward 30 years in Earth time, and humanity has thrived underground for decades. They've built sprawling tunnels much like the highways they had on the surface, and most people have simply forgotten about the Empire altogether. However, some of the population still harbor a deep hatred for the Empire, and are planning to stage an escape in an attempt to reclaim their former home, including you. You know how ruthless the Empire is probably better than anyone, and you also hate them more than any other thing in the world. You know you will probably die at some point, but you don't care one bit. All you care about is pushing the Empire away from the planet for good. Weapon ideas. You have your typical Imperial weapons such as the Z-6 and the RPS-6 like you see in Fallen Order, as well as the E-11 blaster rifle along with other blasters, Imperial electrostaff and electrobaton, but you will also see some familiar human weapons that humanity has come up. Starter ranged weapon: custom M1911A3 pistol. This is the first gun you're going to have in my eyes. The idea is that this was a gift for your 25th birthday by your parent figures, since your real parents were captured by the Empire during The Invasion and killed as far as you know. Your parent figures were close friends of your real parents before The Invasion, so they know what you like. It will have a custom paint job reflecting an old video game franchise that you used to love when you were a kid. It will also have an extended magazine, pushing the ammo capacity to 16 rounds. This will be your signature pistol throughout the game, and will be very helpful in tight situations when your primary weapon needs to be reloaded. "Switching to your pistol is faster than reloading", after all. The gun can be converted to use blaster bolts like all other ballistic guns if you have the materials and a high enough skill level. This will allow the weapon to have much more damage with little recoil, but severely decreases the range and limits ammo capacity by 6. Later attachments can include a suppressor, a scope, reflex sight, a different grip, and other stuff such as flashlights or lasers
@pyeitme5085 жыл бұрын
Cool! Yet I would prefer Earth's nations join together then fxxx the Empire to hell.
@dragonbornexpress56505 жыл бұрын
@@pyeitme508, yeah, I know, but a Star Wars style FPS with it being in our galaxy was just too good to pass up. Not to mention this also allowed the opportunity to have a part in game I thought up where you sneak your way through Imperial bases much like the Far Cry series with its outposts, which means you can do stealth or go complete Rambo guns blazing killing every single Stormtrooper in sight. I was thinking semi open world in multiple countries with each one being completely different from the last in terms of activity, terrain, weather, and the things you can do. How I imagine it starting is with your character dreaming with a flashback that they're a kid witnessing The Invasion firsthand 30 years before the game and also a couple of hours before the event, which gives you a neat tutorial for walking, running, shooting, and sneaking. After this tutorial section, which would last about 20 minutes for the Invasion section and about an hour of gameplay mixed with the same amount of time in cutscenes for before it, you would then drop into a train tunnel, with your real parents closing the hatch behind you, and you hear blaster fire shortly afterward. Your character then screams in the flashback, and the screen fades to black as the power shuts off. Immediately after, a stylized series of words made of scrap, ash, and plastoid combines to form the title of the game: Star Wars: Empire VS Humanity: From The Ashes. (Pretty cool title if I do say so myself. Yes, it's a bit long, but there have been longer titles before.)
@elisnyder62485 жыл бұрын
Galactic empire: we are the most powerful military in the galaxy America: good day gentlemen.
@OK-yy6qz5 жыл бұрын
Star Destroyer : Destroys DC and New York in a couple hours America:yeah you won
@NatRevKitty4 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about the empire will humiliate them more then vietnam
@jerkerhernback95584 жыл бұрын
@@OK-yy6qz they would probably just destroy NYC in less than an hour.
@davihomem73424 жыл бұрын
The only advantage the Empire has is the star destroyers, but their Shields can be destroyed
@jerkerhernback95584 жыл бұрын
@@davihomem7342 They literally have a death star
@crab-o-stabo55773 жыл бұрын
Nukes in space aren't limited by atmosphere and the plasma sphere from explosion would grow much bigger than normally
@panzerkampfwagenviiimaus3976 Жыл бұрын
I imagine the shields would just stop the energy made from the nuke
@SDRP_44067 жыл бұрын
Nazis on the dark side of the moon? No hard feelings, but we'd say sorry and ask for there help in a time like this!
@chaosbros77446 жыл бұрын
The Nazis might even be our first line of defense as well as our orbital defence system which is disighned to protect us from eneme nukes in war
@Kusunoky6 жыл бұрын
Coat Line Railfan lol imagine that. Later the Nazi come out like nothing defending US lol.
@WednesdayAddamsMW6 жыл бұрын
chaos bros There would be too many warheads to defend against. Many would slip through.
@chaosbros77446 жыл бұрын
@@WednesdayAddamsMW bro the empire uses plasma weapons so we won't use them as shielding instead, using them as the first line of defence to weaken the shields, take out a few tie fighters, and maybe even take out a few shield generators on their ships
@that_fire_guy5 жыл бұрын
Future ideas:the rebellion vs Earth, resistance vs Earth or the first order vs Earth
@tiketokeman93457 жыл бұрын
This video was STUNNING. Genuinely sounded like a true story
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
haha thanks glad you enjoyd it
@commanderkhaos1527 жыл бұрын
I would just join the empire and fight Earth. Screw you guys, Imma be a Stormtrooper!!
@morshkinian13987 жыл бұрын
Me too
@stanmarsh40197 жыл бұрын
Havoc Warz same I'm gonna get high ranks as want to be a shadow stormtrooper those can turn invisible
@TheEnergizer947 жыл бұрын
Havoc Warz tr8tr
@Temetzk7 жыл бұрын
Havoc Warz TRAITOR!
@irgendeineZahl7 жыл бұрын
Havoc Warz Your named would be T8-TR
@clintmorgan14917 жыл бұрын
This is totally off topic but here's a subject that I've always wondered about, In the star wars universe it takes things like the death star and orbital bombardments to do massive damage. but here on Earth one asteroid the size of a bus traveling way way way way slower than light speed can take out a whole city.... in star wars they have hyperdrives that can propel things at the speed of light. so in the star wars universe what do you think would be the feasibility of taking a large size asteroid, strapping a few hyperdrives to it with an autopilot system and using them as weapons? just point a giant space rock the size of Paris at the planet you want to Target and send it crashing into it at the speed of light!!!
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
+The Last Knight yea it's definitely possible the yuuzhan bong once crashed a moon into a planet
@clintmorgan14917 жыл бұрын
Generation Tech Thanks for the reply! I did not know that. Lol using space rocks as planet killing weapons just sounds a heck of a lot cheaper than building a manmade Moon to house a giant laser lol. Keep up the good work love the vids.
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
+The Last Knight yea us military tested this weapons system I believe it was basically tungsten rods that were dropped form orbit they reach like Mach 10
@djcuevas10577 жыл бұрын
The Last Knight the krogan do that in mass effect dropping moons,space station, and asteroids on to planets.
@dust10777 жыл бұрын
The Last Knight, hyperdrives are faster than light
@tiiii12334 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched this just yet but dad actually saw the plans for what we would do in the case of an alien invasion. The military would be disbanded and the soldiers would be told to go guerrilla. In the face of an army that is much more powerful than you the best thing to do is make them think the war isnt worth it. With Vietnam we lost so many troops to an army that was smaller and had worse tech because of this. It made us and our people think the war wasnt worth it and ultimately led to our defeat. So the best thing to do against a power stronger than us invading is to pull a Vietnam. We also have a back up for zombies but my dad hasn't seen that one yet, he still needs to renew his clearance and all that.
@goodfarsight52127 жыл бұрын
I really like this idea. Most people would probably say something like,"Well, the Empire had Darth Vader," but you guys actually compared military strength. Very good job.
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
+Charlie Pierce haha thanks yea I used to be a military buff so I like thinking about stuff like this
@noskininja47225 жыл бұрын
Stormtrooper walks into library Geek says are you part of our cosplay? Stormtrooper takes kids phone watches every geek movie takes of suit puts on halo suit
@patryknajbor52634 жыл бұрын
Kinda funny
@JessiD6187 жыл бұрын
US infantry would cream Storm Troopers. Our guys can actually aim.
@nedji82797 жыл бұрын
Doesn't the broken aim of the stormtroopers only apply to main characters?
@erikjohnson3157 жыл бұрын
SnedTheGreat yes
@scargamer65567 жыл бұрын
JessiD618 true but they have lots of armors vehicles e.g the at at in star wars they hat to harpoon around its leg because the ar more was very strong
@CelestineGup7 жыл бұрын
stormtroopers have really good aim.
@umershakoor10477 жыл бұрын
They do have better armour. And remember all those different types of stromtrooper from battle front.
@magtegi25 жыл бұрын
All we need to do is get in touch with rebels who would supply us with ships that we could modify to make them more practical and the empire is done for
@eoftar31926 жыл бұрын
8:50 Exactly! Finally someone agrees that SW mega-giga-teraton madness makes no sence!
@MrOarson4 жыл бұрын
That was a product of one-upmanship that led to Star Destroyers capable of sitting comfortably in the core of the Sun.
@JacketCK4 жыл бұрын
"sir scanners detect a missile like structure headed straight at us" Imperial admiral: yield? "No dangerous explosive material to our knowledge appears to show on the scanner" Imperial admiral: nah just let them realise they can't penetrate our shield with such primiti- *Multiple 30MT nukes go off at once* Imperial admiral: oh shit
@user-ko3te7oy6d4 жыл бұрын
Wtf?1? *BOOM*
@CoolMyron4 жыл бұрын
...Does nothing Imperial Admiral: FIRE ON ALL MISSILE SILOS NOW!!!
@dinocha0s7 жыл бұрын
was that hulkbuster vs hulk at 2:00 Also i laughed so hard i nearly died at the isi part
@beanward_xd5277 жыл бұрын
Git Gud yes
@dust456 жыл бұрын
Our best bet would be to submit and join, then spread throughout the empire. Plenty of other planets to go live on
@Cinnamontoastgaming7 жыл бұрын
love the video man keep up the good work!!
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
thank you!
@masterchief37265 жыл бұрын
every other country=lost against empire AMERICA= No more empire
@canonguy99345 жыл бұрын
MasterChief37 how about russia
@axohard5 жыл бұрын
Yeah sure,mate. It wouldn't just be America lol
@johannschmidt33895 жыл бұрын
Texas, we'd gun down any troops who dare set foot on our soil
@thetrippedup93225 жыл бұрын
@@johannschmidt3389 *Texas? Who cares about dumb ol' Texas?*
@boomboone475 жыл бұрын
Imagine the US losing a war on their own soil, neither can I.
@ethantube43155 жыл бұрын
“You can’t dodge a bullet” Neo from the Matrix just entered the chat.
@kaptain_krunch5 жыл бұрын
It’s Neo
@Traventity3 жыл бұрын
It's Neo
@flexingfletchyt47565 жыл бұрын
They need to make a movie about this
@RUBBISHMEDIA4047 жыл бұрын
The Ewoks took down the empire and all they had was spares, rocks and trees. 😂 So, I'm sure we'd be fine.
@Siviks3096 жыл бұрын
John Armstrong Media lol so true
@Blitzs02 Жыл бұрын
But Why The Rebels Cannot Even Defending Hoth From Empire?
@marcomoon67 жыл бұрын
i would like to see UNSC vs the empire
@djcuevas10577 жыл бұрын
marcomoon6 UNSC FTW they don't need Death Stars to blow planets to hell. Mac guns and nova bombs turn planets to dust real quick.
@angus577207 жыл бұрын
Dj Cuevas Especially the mega mac, it fires a 3000 ton tungsten projectile at an eighth of the speed of light, the kinetic energy from this would easy crack open an an earth sized planet, don't even get me started on the thermobaric pressure.
@ragemonkey1177 жыл бұрын
Dj Cuevas they only had one nova bomb. plus their ships are significantly weaker than the Empire. Empire takes it.
@RJALEXANDER7777 жыл бұрын
UNSC ships are actually significantly tougher and have more powerful/long-ranged weaponry than the Galactic Empire. A UNSC ship like the Pillar of Autumn would be worth its weight in many Star Destroyers. The Infinity would be a dreadnought even SSD's would fear. But the UNSC just won't be able to fight off 25,000 Star Destroyers. They don't have the numbers nor industry required to win a long drawn-out war. The Old Covenant on the other hand, they'd be a peer opponent...and unleashing the Forerunners/Flood on the Galactic Empire would just be plain unfair.
@marcomoon67 жыл бұрын
they held out against the covies for 25 years completely out numbered and out classed, and they just wanted to slaughter humanity. the empire would want to conquer so they may glass one maybe 2 planets to send a message but would still hold back to prevent collateral damage. so it may be closer than you think if it was drawn out.
@ComradeDragon19577 жыл бұрын
We'd just need to get George Lucas to make some new special edition edits to make the empire weak as fuck.
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
+TheCommunistDragon haha good one
@macewindu8877 жыл бұрын
TheCommunistDragon Made a comment like this. Saw your comment. I fucked up.
@terryc197417 жыл бұрын
wouldnt work itd said wrightings for books are just remote viewings for other worlds!like somewhere out in the void luke is running here and there
@Triumph2637 жыл бұрын
"Now instead of rebels getting shot by storm troopers they are only getting hit by friendly fire!"
@amybille79847 жыл бұрын
TheCommunistDragon no the rebels get killed by the empire all the time you giz are mean
@jakeoreilly96273 жыл бұрын
DUDE- you need to make a movie.
@brodybingham68087 жыл бұрын
I like this detailed analysis.
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
thanks glad you enjoyed it
@connornobbs34874 жыл бұрын
The Execution was the funniest part
@AhDude927 жыл бұрын
When it comes to air combat, you completely forgot the fact that, even if the Star Destroyer carried only Tie Fighters, these Fighters are able to be equipped with launcher tubes for concussion missiles or Proton Torpedoes. So, the presumed advantage Earth fighters would have over the TIEs you claim they would have is not as decisive.
@drewhornsby54933 жыл бұрын
We have a lot more air defences than you'd think. If they rocked upto the us they would not have a fun time I don't think because of there defense system
@alejandroelluxray52982 жыл бұрын
@@drewhornsby5493 problem is: How effective would they ACTUALLY be? Sure the TIE is fragile in the context of the GCW, but the weapons they use are far more advance and destructive than ours, so even a TIE fighter could be unnafected by our anti-air defences
@drewhornsby54932 жыл бұрын
@@alejandroelluxray5298 how do you know there weapon are more destructive... From what I've seen there really not infact quite the opposite most of the time leaving next to no visible damage
@rooploverence2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Nazis on the dark side of the moon is a refrence to a movie where Nazis DID LIVE ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON
@TiberiusTormentia7 жыл бұрын
You mentioned that several world leaders came to the attention of imperial authorities as possible proxy-governors...I think it is far more likely that, instead of all-out war, the empire would opt for a diplomatic approach, first demonstrating the futility of a long, drawn-out resistance, then enticing our leaders with the advantages of falling in line with the empire. I believe we would acquiesce to their demands.
@ollie_ackbar7 жыл бұрын
I want to see a A-10 thunderbolt vs a AT-AT
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
that would be so awesome
@monsieurboks7 жыл бұрын
It would go something like this: >Thunderbolt fires everything it has at AT-AT >It's not very effective >AT-AT ignores Thunderbolt as it's too fast and insignificant anyway >Thunderbolt eventually flies into AT-AT's line of sight >Thunderbolt is destroyed
@Bluesonofman7 жыл бұрын
DEATOX GAMING All you need is a anti tank rocket to bring an AT-AT down. One shot to the window and if the head isn't destroyed then the people inside would be.
@Maufinvest7 жыл бұрын
You underestimate the power of the A-10... 4 Jdams and the walker is an oversized imperial barbequegrill
@monsieurboks7 жыл бұрын
Djegets YT You underestimate the power of energy shielding. Radiation, shockwaves, projectiles and other forms of energy wouldn't have any effect on an AT-AT.
@jeffjones46547 жыл бұрын
This video was fascinating.
@tunguskalumberjack99874 жыл бұрын
I gave you a like in this one, because it was honestly awesome - I almost retracted it for all of the “nucular”s, but I saw a video of yours yesterday where you joked about that/ and your channels have quickly become my favorite - sooo, I gave you a break 🤣. Keep up the great work!
@lonestar_iconoclast7 жыл бұрын
My major concern about this scenario would be: how long would it take for The Empire to arrive here (given our own remote location in our own galaxy) with a fleet large enough to overtake the planet. My only other next concern would be, would there be enough time for us to sift through the wreckage of Imperial ordnance and retrofit/reengineer it all for our forces? And would it be long enough for Earth/Sol 3/Terra Firma to form a cogent global government and/or military force to repel a second Imperial assault?
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
+Steven Moncivais yea for this scenario just one squadron forget about travel time and reinforcements think of earth as an instanced arena. No time reverse engineer and requip but we can definitely study their tech
@Boofus907 жыл бұрын
Steven Moncivais you must know they can jump to light speed. Also they really couldn't take the Empire's tech as it would be in the Star Wars galaxies written language which would be an unknown language to us.
@lonestar_iconoclast7 жыл бұрын
That's never stopped us before, though, has it? We wouldn't need to discern their battle tactics from their star destroyers databases. Just re-engineer their tech for our forces. Surely there's some black budget money for that at The Pentagon or something.
@Boofus907 жыл бұрын
Steven Moncivais you're relaying to pure assumptions. Re engineering a galactic military's tech would take more then months which is something we wouldn't have in this scenario
@herpderp34267 жыл бұрын
let's say we do successfully defend the first wave. they are from a galaxy "far far away" which even realistically with FTL ships would still take years and years to get here. assume they decided to invest in such a journey, i think maybe a united global effort is realistic enough--look at ISIS now, even with tensions between russia and the US, we're still both killing terrorists in syria (side agendas notwithstanding). it's not unreasonable to believe an existential threat from beyond the stars would bring us in closer together. at least until the threat is over. technologically, i can also see us carefully picking and choosing only a handful of technologies to reverse-engineer from salvaged wreckage. shields, laser weapons, armor/alloys, which would probably distributed to the most technologically competent countries of the world (US, Japan, Russia, China, Germany) and they'd have only a few years to test, redesign, and mass-produce them with very little time and resources to overlap these technologies. if we had a decade, i think maybe we can prepare ourselves enough to defend against an impending second wave, but after that, the empire would have to go all-in militarily or death star if they want sol 3, because their numbers would simply overwhelm us in the end.
@knifedance24025 жыл бұрын
We also have a ridiculous number of orbital weapons platforms. MARAUDER (magnetically accelerated ring to achieve ultrahigh directed energy and radiation) is one; Launches rings of superheated plasma that explode with effects similar to those of tactical nuclear weapons, but with larger electromagnetic effects. I doubt a star destroyer would stand much chance against a barrage of fire from such platforms, especially considering that they can fire relatively quickly.
@phiip187 жыл бұрын
I say, We band together and transcend to like a Warhammer 40k age of humanity Then go and have a knock on the emperor's door
@theempiredidnothingwrong32277 жыл бұрын
phiip18 More like the UNSC much more orginized militarily simular to our actual militaries in structure and a hell of alot better place to live if you don't count the kidnapping of children for super soldiers but hey they even fixed that with the spartan 4 program. Plus under a United Nations Space Corp being United Nations every nation feels it still has it's independence and would much easily agree to this rather then losing all independence in becoming a empire.
@firstgalacticempire89287 жыл бұрын
The UNSC could never stand up to the Empire period. The USNC ships are unshielded and weak. MAC cannons would only disable the shields on Star Destroyers temporarily. Other than that, all the advanced TIE models are far superior to any UNSC fighter, and could easily achieve space superiority and just bomb the shit out of the UNSC ships. The battle would be short and brutal, with the UNSC suffering almost total losses.
@admiral_gravleos87 жыл бұрын
Most. They are developing Shield technology for their ships and such.
@jonaspete7 жыл бұрын
Ok lets move into the hive city.
@theempiredidnothingwrong32277 жыл бұрын
Firstly your missing my point it's if earth some how wins with modern technology (which take nothing short of every imperial not being able to shoot for crap)how we should structure a united earth an empire would resort in fighting between America,Russia,and China most likely immediately which is why we should just be an alliance this way they can keep there independence and everyone's happy though it will only prolong the inmenent war this way more technological advancements can be made before the fall. Plus they can turn people into the winter soldier or Deathstroke I'm totally in for that even if the process kills me totally worth it.
@mikeglenn33334 жыл бұрын
I'm writing a crossover fan fiction story called Federation vs Empire. It starts off when the Empire found a way to get to Earth and destroyed it. The federation wants revenge and goes after them in their own galaxy. They pick up Jedi along the way and there is a huge fight at the end. All this because a stafleet officer taunted Vader