Derp 4 Dead (Left 4 Dead 2 fails w/ GaLm and the Derp Crew)

Life descends into insanity as we try to play an old favorite
Their channels:
/ criousgamers
/ tehsmarty
/ zemachinima
/ tomkitsune

[@chayste0]

galm is like that one guy who just descends into insanity because of his group of incompetent friends that barely do anything right

[@GamingRaven1]

+Chay Jester Assuming they do it right to begin with

[@allenfierte2493]

They don't just do nothing right, but rather they do everything wrong.

[@CutthroatDe]

which is why he should just play games with me instead lmao i have no publicity to offer but i have personality and skill lmfao

[@allenfierte2493]

LegendaryHOBO15 "lmfao" Saying this repeatedly lowers the chances of people wanting to play with you.

[@CutthroatDe]

+Franken Stein why are you assuming that this is something i've said before? because it isnt lol and i dont expect him to look at my comment, point at his screen and just be like, "yes." It was actually more so of a joke. Now subscribe to my channel for offending me.

[@joshuafranco5741]

It was on this day, Galm realized he wanted to strangle everyone on the derp crew

[@allenfierte2493]

There's bad, and then there's whatever this is... I don't even know.

[@allenfierte2493]

***** What does DERP stand for? Does Everything wRong Player?

[@derpydergann]

+Franken Stein well Derp has more than just one meaning, and eh it mean good or bad or.... just DERP :P

[@danreynolds461]

"Is that thing that's barking...the dog?" BARK "YES!"

[@gmar0547]

the derp crew really lives to their name.

[@counterfett]

I feel like this video was basically Galm vs Tom 1v1. Except Galm had a little bit of a handicap in that he had Derp crew instead of the AI.

[@jardint]

Glam is basically the one in the group that tries too keep everyone together and actually ATTEMPT to win... And then everyone else kinda just... derps. Sad days.

[@Firestar4041]

Glad to see the Derp tier list barely changed over the years. S: Tom, (A.I. Bill) A: Galm, Chilled C: Ze F: Smarty

[@σιι-τ4ξ]

I felt GaLm's frustration, but that Chilled Charger "Wheeee!" at 13:26 killed me. GaLm had the perfect viewing angle on that charge.

[@ungooy]

Well...when the zombie apocalypse comes, I know which of the Derp crew I'm saving....

[@FrostHD]

You would have been better off with the bots...

[@darthmaucanal]

There's this thing called "Door", Chilled should close it and lock it.

[@JeezboozXD]

I just feel so bad for Galm...

[@itzjustameme4554]

22:31 "chilled: Leroy Jenkinsssss". Galm: poker face

[@captainklein9171]

I love Rexxar, constantly messing with Chilled

[@bree8899]

13:21 That is teamwork, at least for the zombie side. It was amazing, everyone did their part and their role as a zombie, no unfunny one liners. Sometimes, people want gameplay over comedy, or a mix of both, but more gameplay .

[@highbornpig2229]

galm eventually succumbs to the anger and becomes Demon Ninja

[@kirby5329]

Thank you for playing this galm. This game was a big part of my childhood along with left for dead 2 so is great to see you play it.

[@mfdink7128]

Thank you, GaLm! I missed these.

[@shawnheatherly]

Oh, I loved playing this with friends. May Left 4 Dead 3 come one day, so that the Derp Crew can play through it together.

[@popgas3821]

Wait we're all dead? This is not good! This is not good! This is not good! - Chilled Help! help! I'm being tounged.. - Tom (- , -) And seriously, a chaotic game like this plus The Derp Crew? Total entertainment.

[@JunohProductions]

I really want to see you play Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide with the other Derp Crew members. It's like Left 4 Dead but in the Warhammer world(not 40K) and it has character classes.

[@dagooncore953]

I fully agree And...now... Now that you mentioned it,I may know my new/next grinding game,CAUSE IT LOOKS AWESOME Of course after I'll buy the entire Dawn Of War Franchise on Steam... Though I had most of them but they got lost... ;_; 75% For entire Franchise including DLC's... 27,49 Euro...Instead of 109.99 Holy.....................

[@Lunamana]

That feel when the AI is better than your teammates LOL I feel sorry for u galm

[@PRchris13]

Galm is by far the best player i seen i played with some people who are pro but they can't handle being in a group who can barely play pro XD Galm handle it and say "fuck it"

[@dagooncore953]

Chilled Rushes in...*LEEEEEROOOOY JEEEENKINSSS* Galm stands amused...still stands...still....

[@bluhmer1990]

When you compare this to his earlier L4D2 vids his demeanor is night and day. Although that could be because there's no Demon here. Still though, "I can't believe you exist" is probably the best insult I've ever heard.

[@bloodywolf117]

the part with chilled as the charger was hilarious lmfao

[@8845taylor]

Finally a Galm video I can watch without spoiling the game yay!

[@cyondestruction]

Well im looking forward to Chilleds point of view XD

[@yunggod345]

I think chilled uploaded this a while ago

[@DoomNeb]

Why didn't they just do 3v2?Seemed strange to have Tom on his own each round.

[@FireSonic102]

+DoomNeb Anything but Galm and Tom would probably be fair

[@cyrene03]

Don't worry, it's pretty balance for what i can see

[@I_am_ENSanity]

Poor, poor Galm.

[@Candid_Friend]

Geez, I think that Chilled's dog has serious obedience issues.

[@fawkespryde9183]

Ze is like the Ellis of the Derp Crew, just keeps getting spit on, grabbed, pounced and bitten by every zombie. ever.

[@anthonycristante2874]

GaLm, your Beard is so majestic.

[@LethalObserver]

Lol 22:23 just expresses how galm feels with the team he has, I'm pretty sure if galm and Tom were on a team they would make it to end everytime.

[@urpalornstein]

Poor glam I'll send you a stress toy if it makes you feel better

[@urpalornstein]

Galm*

[@Cooltrainer]

The Derp Crew sure lives up to its name huh?

[@_Maroi]

Anyone else getting like one minute or more unskippable ads for tequila and whiskey on every video?

[@allenfierte2493]

Nope.

[@Nathan55411]

That's a nice desktop background you have there GaLm.

[@FireSonic102]

+Nathan55411 I want that ;-;

[@baconsetc]

It is so fancy compared to mine.

[@L0UDNINJAX4]

Hey Galm, is there any chance that your planning to pickup Killing Floor 2 again to try the newest update? Was watching the old KF2 videos you put up and enjoyed them alot :D

[@nooberstone]

tom is probably the 2 one after galm that actually tries ze and smarty arent even trying

[@RSQuickSave]

+GaLm , I love your videos and have been watching them for years now. Can you tell me what video recording software you use for your LP's? I am planning on starting my own KZbin channel and would love some info to help me get going. :D

[@tabilicula]

dudes, galm is 85% of team firepower

[@theBlackness26]

Galm looks like he's gonna have a heart attack haha.

[@canimetheartist]

I'd love to know what mods Galm is using for his game. More specifically the one that gives a blue ring around his hud icons.

[@JJAYC409]

Galm, idk if you've seen Left 4 Speed 2 or not, but you're pretty much Nick and everyone else is well, the other characters. lol

[@happipillproductions]

I don't know how you do it Galm. I'm assuming you must have been loaded on xanax and kerlone. I would have rage quit after the first round, regardless of it being my friends.

[@dagooncore953]

May I ask for link or atleast a lead for the Wallpaper at the end? Its so cool

[@nooberstone]

galmy boy are you gonna do the free shovel knight dlc for plague knight?

[@CosmicToad5000]

Galm can you please do the plague of shadows update for shovel knight at some point? Thanks!

[@buffmusicjr2557]

YES! Thanks guys for doin this!! Lol

[@oceanicgamer4748]

Hey Galm are you going to play SOMA?

[@RockKng]

I swear ze keeps fucking up more than usual. I can understand when smarty fucks up but come on ze your slightly better than

[@kirby5329]

I think it's because there playing on realism verses so the game is much harder than usual.

[@sgtsmith501]

Return of the karma charger

[@x00Warhawk00x]

The human bots in this game are terrible and can't function without a human. However the AI Infected are very good, since the game is built around them. Nonetheless, Smarty, Ze, and to a lesser extent Chilled are incredibly bad at this. All you need to do in Realism Versus is move through the level quickly with shotguns while sticking together and you'll do decently.

[@FeedMeSalt]

YES YES YES YES YESY ESY EYSY EYSYEYS YSYYEYS YEYSY YEYSYE ....you are amazing man XD keep the videos gooinnng!

[@Destrogon]

a team of human players did worse than a team of 1 human and 3 AI. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?

[@tylernguyen7006]

All we need now is Demon Ninja...

[@PepperButt]

I think galm just became demon ninja

[@KinsoBlade]

why didn't the team be like this? Smarty and Ze with 2 AIs. vs Galm, Chilled, and Tom. That way Smarty and Ze has two Ais that are better than them.

[@jibreelleitzsey2765]

its getting annoying to watch them try and create self made humor for views instead of actually letting it happen naturally. while ghalm tries to actually play the rest of the crew has become a bunch of actors in my opinion. the natural humor these guys used to have is gone

[@sokolgaming7597]

+Jibreel Leitzsey Except they really are all just shit... Remember when they played L4D2 years ago? And how GaLm was amazing, Tom couldn't really connect so it wasn't fair to judge, Chilled was semi-competent and Smarty was on the what the fuck brain disorder do you have!? So uhhhhh yeah.

[@eyeofhorusald]

+Jibreel Leitzsey their channels are full of shitty videos trying to hard to be funny whereas galm channel has a purpose which is playing games with good and smart commentary

[@sokolgaming7597]

eyeofhorusald Except they don't really try. All the jokes just kind of fall.

[@Zappy_C]

You guys should do custom maps.

[@LargeOozeUnaligned]

OH NO! GALM YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME OH NO DONT DO IT!

[@LargeOozeUnaligned]

+dylan pope for those of you who dont know I think that takes the cake for #1 saltiest series (seriously. I know that's a hard pick but I believe that it is)

[@madtuts1]

12:00 chilled did 666 damage to survivors

[@Wolfy01111]

Anyone find it funny how galm becomes Louis.

[@michaelvasquez8690]

please make more with rexar

[@AbadonXXX]

saltiest zombie hunter is best zombie hunter XD

[@PcWitness]

Webcam makes you incredibly yellow

[@zxRappidxz]

aw not Left 4 Derp?

[@ISM30037]

Whats the hud that your using?

[@lartsu14]

ze is good left 4 dead 2 player (sargasmy)

[@vivipop2582]

oh ok thx for tell8ng me its because i joined 2 days ago and yea

[@Depthcharge2030]

Poor Galm.

[@kirby5329]

Holy shit this match was a fucking disaster. I don't mind it because I understand you guys probably haven't played it for many years. Although it may be best to not play realism verses until you're more used to the game. You don't have to through I'm sure you'll figure things out eventually regardless.

[@urpalornstein]

Galm has so much patience I like it heh

[@MissGuidedTruth]

Yiiiiiiis multiplayer

[@petekron]

When and how did Ze get so dumb? He didn't use to be like this.

[@vivipop2582]

hey galm can u play skyrim if u have xbox 360☺??

[@kirby5329]

He already has done a lets play on skyrim when it came out but it's on his old channel called gamer lips. He might do a re lets play of it one day but for right now there's so many games he wants to do lets plays on that it's going to be awile before he gets the chance to.

[@GaLm]

"Gamer lips" lol

[@sup3rm4rk]

+GaLm that would be a constant zoom on your lips while playing games

[@southburning1558]

+GaLm Are you going to post more MGS 5, Destiny stuffs and SOMA ?

[@BottleWaterson]

so after all this time of Skyrim being released and GaLm's track record of playing games at the time of release, you ask the one question that defies both factors. well done, your trolling is better than most.

[@bluegallade]

Ze for worst player (worse than smarty)

[@vivipop2582]

opps my spelling

[@silverangelics]

For fucks sake, this is sad...

[@noobs4life288]

20:16 facecam

[@minine6508]

Why is it 4 against 1 lol

[@allenfierte2493]

To be fair, it is more like -4 vs 10.

[@recca01982]

Because it's Tom. Tom is better than the whole deep crew in most games lol

[@kirby5329]

Reece. Actually that's galm who's better than the whole derp crew in most games. Tom does have those games like Mario cart 8 were he dome nares.

[@frenchtoast4577]

Wow 162 veiws as of me watching... Blows my mind

[@SpongeKiller42]

GaLm will blow you

[@Assin247]

Nate Lockhart Deal.

[@johngemp7909]

Isn't this left 4 dead one

[@kirby5329]

Surprisingly this is left for dead 2. I have no idea how galm is playing as the original 4 characters but I haven't played this game in years so I don't know what dlc it may or may not have.

[@johngemp7909]

kirby 5329 hu neat it looked alot like left for dead one though so I just figured it was but if it isn't that's neat how he did that

[@kirby5329]

Jhon gemp. Yeah I thought it was left for dead one as well at first. Valve must have basically ported left for dead 1 into left for dead 2 and added all the left for dead 2 stuff or something like that.

[@johngemp7909]

Sounds like value not making new shit just copying and pasting old shit

[@sokolgaming7597]

I know this is old but Left4Dead2 on PC includes all original maps with L4D2 updates (new infected spots, weapons, props etc). I assume you play XBOX which is a waste of time tbh as it includes nothing. Half the game is L4D

[@flirtcobain]

I don't understand how anybody could be this bad at L4D2, even if it has been a while. I mean, really?

[@kanseiyamazaru435]

+King Ryan It's simple really. Just have Smarty in your team and he'll backstab you all the way while pretending to be stupid.

[@admiralomega]

+Tyler Stalvey wait....smartly pretends? I don't feel he is pretending.

[@kanseiyamazaru435]

You never know...

[@admiralomega]

+Tyler Stalvey with how frustrated calm gets....he's not pretending....

[@kirby5329]

I think it's been more than awile p. It could have been years since he last played and from what I've seen smarty has the absolute worst luck when it comes to zombies games.

[@Szaleos]

Alright who disliked 1v1 me Bo2

[@ShadzWins]

I still can't believe that they are dying so early in the game. It isn't even funny.