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@kazi17 ай бұрын
Hi
@RaVen999917 ай бұрын
Oke😊
@frostfire37117 ай бұрын
Hola
@seanzc52307 ай бұрын
I am better.
@gurd7397 ай бұрын
Perfectly balanced
@ThatGuy-bp1ll7 ай бұрын
Going from killing 2 people to immediately going on a genocidal rampage that kills 1000s and spans across the entire known world only to be killed off at the height of your power by your inner council is the most lore-accurate role play of Paul Atreides I have ever seen.
@omegaminoseer45397 ай бұрын
There is something truly ironic about how perfectly it lined up, for sure.
@Bae-To6 ай бұрын
As it was written.
@samcurrie59237 ай бұрын
"Nobody knows I killed those kids." Yeah, this is an incredible follow-up to the Skyrim challenge.
@UraniumWolfy7 ай бұрын
Yorkshire Tea 🎩 🍵🧐
@ianlavalley18037 ай бұрын
Would love more skyrim ones with a chance for a meta to be developed. And as very broken strats are revealed, they can be banned.
@Undomaranel7 ай бұрын
@@ianlavalley1803 I keep suggesting that they look at the Hollow Knight hunter/ racing mods and community for ideas, like Fireb0rn's channel, but they haven't seen my comments yet. Spiff's Skyrim challenges could easily become a routine series that barely becomes stale.
@samuelllakaj54395 ай бұрын
-Anakin
@TailsIsDisappointed7 ай бұрын
Exploiting loopholes in geo-politics for personal gain is a decent way to gain financial influence, I do it all the time.
@thespiffingbrit7 ай бұрын
IT is a highly relatable activity for the common man
@EEEEEEEE7 ай бұрын
E
@hiddenguy677 ай бұрын
🎉@@thespiffingbrit
@S7ayMelo7 ай бұрын
J..j… Justin Trudeau is that you ?
@dgamez51487 ай бұрын
Yeah, and also works pretty well in CK3
@legionloki7 ай бұрын
"THEY WILL REMEMBER THE NAME MAUADIB" from the only British person in the video is somehow the funniest thing when not ten seconds prior he tried to retreat
@TheTyke7 ай бұрын
Is Mauadib British or something? I've never seen or read Dune.
@emmakelley53717 ай бұрын
@@TheTyke Space Greek
@thatmeatguy84187 ай бұрын
Lawrence of Arrakis
@snap2cb7777 ай бұрын
@@TheTykeit’s the fremen (a group of people native to the sand planet arrakis (or dune)) name for a sand mouse, we actually have something similar irl.
@rileygoddard71816 ай бұрын
I believe Valefisk is also British, he just doesn't have a heavy accent.
@Valefisk7 ай бұрын
How could I think I stood a chance against the Lisan al Gaib ;-;
@stealthy39746 ай бұрын
Plot for revenge, vale
@Karthaugh7 ай бұрын
"I killed one, two, three... not this one I think he died in a siege, maybe.." God I love CK3
@andromidius7 ай бұрын
Being assassinated by your own Spy Master because you didn't remember to keep bribing them with titles is peak Crusader Kings.
@EvilDoresh7 ай бұрын
Dude's a totaly yandere and just wanted to get noticed by senpai
@sometingwong27336 ай бұрын
that's realistic though.
@ericb31575 ай бұрын
oh, somehow that reminded me of a very old Apple game i had called "Galactic trader". you buy some goods, then travel from planet to planet trading them for other goods. it sounds simple, but you can ONLY use each particular "route" ONCE. AND the only place you can buy or sell goods for CASH is your home planet, Galactica, AND every time you go there you might be randomly assassinated by The Emperor! a VERY frustrating game. PS: the same company also made a game called "Galactic Empire", where you build ships and try to conquer as many other planets as you can in a limited time, i think it's 1000 years. (traveling from planet to planet takes multiple years, because you don't have FTL) it's funny how some things stick in you head, let me see how many planet names i can remember: Alhambra Bok Drassa 2 Eventide Farside Galactica Harkon Javiny Kgolta Lythyl Moonsweep Novena Ootsi Proyc Sparta Twyrx Utopia Viejo Yang-tsu Zoe
@EvilDoresh5 ай бұрын
@@ericb3157 "This. Is. SPAR~TA~ *opens airlock*!"
@MadHatterTCGS7 ай бұрын
3:28 As an actual denizen of Canterbury the second Spiff declared war towards the town I immediately started seeking out underground bunker specialists….
@nehakhanom22937 ай бұрын
canterbury’s a real place??? i thought it was fantastical. like camelot or something. lived in uk my whole life 😅
@MadHatterTCGS7 ай бұрын
@@nehakhanom2293 Can in fact confirm that Canterbury does very much exist and most certainly has a cathedral, I walk past it every day for work haha
@vincentstrangewaes7 ай бұрын
i love that the vermin supreme comment made it into all three videos lmao
@rogershaftly69767 ай бұрын
Actually met him a couple times, only presidential candidate I will ever respect lol
@couldnotthinkofabettername7 ай бұрын
@@rogershaftly6976 who?
@RealMakotoYuki7 ай бұрын
@@couldnotthinkofabettername Vermin Supreme
@spoilerguy72857 ай бұрын
@@couldnotthinkofabettername vermin supreme
@Kropolis7 ай бұрын
@@couldnotthinkofabetternamevermin supreme
@aeronthompson6747 ай бұрын
Valefisk's child murder schemes were already killing me, but when m16 gave him his pocket money I was wheezing
@Kiwing8277 ай бұрын
Some where between 6-8 children...he can't even give an exact number of his own children he killed...🤣
@edwardscott32627 ай бұрын
Sometimes it's easy to forget how much Spiff talks about his own life while playing these games. 😢
@simonnading7 ай бұрын
"But today!" from Spiff is one of the best sounds in the world
@EEEEEEEE7 ай бұрын
E
@RejMakura7 ай бұрын
Never in my life did I expect to hear the sentence "Your wife looks like Vermin Supreme."
@villageshaman69327 ай бұрын
hahaha right?! 🤣
@omegachungus48477 ай бұрын
To bad There's no pony's
@No-uc6fg7 ай бұрын
Surprised nobody tried the "close the court, call courtiers and cannibalize them" strat for infinite kills.
@trunglequoc5427 ай бұрын
Hey hey people.
@AC-hj9tv7 ай бұрын
@@trunglequoc542Seth here
@Cheshiremd4 ай бұрын
@@trunglequoc542 , people of culture in comments
@adeptusdripstartes3 ай бұрын
@@trunglequoc542 Merchants guild member spotted, antisemitic remarks loading
@davidinark7 ай бұрын
"You killed my wife!" "That's a typo." Hahahaa!
@gdurand7 ай бұрын
When I saw who Frisk and Reggie were going against, I knew the game was over before it began. Can't outexploit the Tea one.
@EEEEEEEE7 ай бұрын
E
@Fvoarin7 ай бұрын
Tea man may have gotten the most kills. But did he really stack up to the baby killing psychopath serial killer, or the lunatic with a fetish for human bonfires? Me? I am unsure who won, the only thing I know is that as long as any of them held power, humanity lost
@purplesnowman987 ай бұрын
@@EEEEEEEE " Translate to English "
@resileaf95017 ай бұрын
The amazing thing is that Reggie had a genuinely good idea to come back and win.
@urazz77397 ай бұрын
Reggie almost did though with that feast. RNG was just not on his side though.
@QixTheDS7 ай бұрын
Bro got Valefisk to upload a video within a week of another video. That's next level skill.
@TheMrcalcovaify7 ай бұрын
That was the real exploit
@Ed-17497 ай бұрын
It'll be good to see the spiff POV of the great clash between the Fisk and Spiff R&D teams and also one third guy who put up a solid fight given the circumstances and would've won if he was just a bit more unhinged.
@DuplexWeevil3377 ай бұрын
A bit more unhinged? Damn. Have you seen his content lol
@muhammadfirdausbinsyahrom7 ай бұрын
He is already Very Unhinged
@kingofthings79295 ай бұрын
It is only his sheer level of psychosis and capacity to commit mass homicide that allowed him to compete with a master game exploiter and a Paradox veteran (also known as a war criminal.)
@JAY-gl5xd7 ай бұрын
Rule number 1: No unaliving the other player's characters. Spiff: Prepare for a fate worse than death.
@o_--7 ай бұрын
he also just straight up kills vale at the end 😂
@kevlarmouse9392 ай бұрын
@@o_-- he can kill them after he dies. He can't kill them for one of his kills
@LibreGlider7 ай бұрын
"The blood needs to keep flowing Reg" Khorne would be proud! All we needed was a Blood for the Blood God battle cry Spif...
@Count.Saruman7 ай бұрын
It wouldn't be on brand since technically the 40k Brits are the Necrons... (the Eldar are, of course, the French).
@sarahmaxima7 ай бұрын
@@Count.Saruman Typing that when the orkz exist is some kind of heresy. The one true british faction is the boyz.
@OlaftheGreat7 ай бұрын
A very convincing Timothee Chalomeh
@purplesnowman987 ай бұрын
he looks like his name is timothy chandelier💀
@PobortzaPl7 ай бұрын
Timotea Chamomile
@Spaceghost127 ай бұрын
Trivago
@AC-hj9tv7 ай бұрын
@@PobortzaPlshh bro gna steal that n not credit you
@anzyroadside23747 ай бұрын
I love how Valefisk went from being mysteriously dispatched to being Spiff's vassal, only to then rise up against his heir and being ransomed off Spiff's prison only to end up being dispatched in his second time in prison. It was a very colorful life for Openheimer the Strangler.
@jan_harald7 ай бұрын
something spiff left out, is that valefisk actually got QUITE close to spiff's score by the end like, over 100 total, still not quite 150 or anything, but given he also didn't have like, empire spanning literally half the world, that's still dang impressive, lol had the game been at 3x or faster, the outcome would've surely been different
@etch-e-sketch40517 ай бұрын
He didn't leave it out, it's right there at the end tally.
@Return_To_Sender7 ай бұрын
I'm so glad you're going back to your roots, even if its the 3rd one. CK2 is the reason I subbed to you long time ago.
@thespiffingbrit7 ай бұрын
Ck2 is honestly one of the greatest games of all time
@AlexOlsenpang7 ай бұрын
Yessss
@rapipanmanoch64707 ай бұрын
Spiff is such a nice man everyone wants to play with him even when they know they’re going to lose even before they start
@FarFromtheSuns7 ай бұрын
Not even two minutes in and I already approve of choosing Paul Atreides as the avatar for a "which monarch can off the most people" challenge. Nobody does mass murder like Maudib.
@koolunit7 ай бұрын
Well...maybe Leto II?
@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem7 ай бұрын
@@koolunit Nah, Leto II didn't launch a 60 billion casualty Jihad. Leto may be morally questionable, but he didn't do murder on the same scale as Paul.
@koolunit7 ай бұрын
@@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem fair enough, no actual war. But kills untold numbers with his reign as the God Emperor, bringing humanity on his Golden Path. Paul took the first steps, Leto walked the Path to its end. Leto II himself can be said to consider himself the most monstrous/murderous Tyrant in history.
@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem7 ай бұрын
@koolunit Monstrous, yes. Murderous, maybe, but that would only be due to the length of his life. Not key to the conversation, but comparing 12 years of leadership to 3500 years isn't much of a comparison. Paul compressed a lot more into such a small time period that I'd still give the "more murderous" award to him even if Leto II killed more people.
@koolunit7 ай бұрын
@@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem a fair point, if the measure is killed per unit of time, you are probably right, as we are never explicitedly told Leto II had a bigger war/higher killcount during his reign. Though there are his talks with 'the Preacher'..
@douglasboyle65447 ай бұрын
I've tried playing CKIII and it never really caught my fancy but I ABSOLUTELY LOVE when Spiff plays it
@Suzuki_Hiakura7 ай бұрын
3:50 remember the meme where the doctor says the patient can only eat seafood, so the patient tries to teach the pig how to swim? Pictured the same thing, though trying to teach horses how to swim across the English channel, with riders on them.
@Mattrangerr7 ай бұрын
Some people will have forgotten that valefisk and spiff have played games together for years
@jakecorley29727 ай бұрын
Legitimate reaction: Spiff: "I am a kind and benevolent lord", Me: "WHAT?!" God I love this kind of challenge. Would love to see more.
@mofik267 ай бұрын
Spiff: gets married the third time Reggie: immediately starts plotting murder 11:51 lmao
@tcykov49917 ай бұрын
Legit Reggie behaviour lmao
@CodeySparkzVT7 ай бұрын
That moment when one players micro ends up being a Computer Virus Debugging simulator from all the popups at the start, the best part is the context of the simulator
@Eguzky7 ай бұрын
15:55 "This is the next Oceans movie" Ah yes! Who can forget 'Oceans 877AD'?
@darter90003 ай бұрын
Ocean’s Eleven…hundred…
@truefractal26597 ай бұрын
I love the new story-telling, multiplayer, competitive videos because they are so interesting and it not only shows the exploits themselves but also the pure chaos and fear that is evoked in the minds and hearts of Spiff's opponents. 🤣
@chirp977 ай бұрын
As a NEW Englander, I’m flattered y’all know of our Vermin Supreme. He carry’s a large toothbrush because he know’s the world will one day all see the light, and drink Yorkshire Tea.
@AC-hj9tv7 ай бұрын
VS represent!!
@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj7 ай бұрын
Wait, I just realized, shouldn't people from New England be called New British?
@beckstheimpatient41357 ай бұрын
I gotta say, I appreciate the fact that you made Paul look both like Timothee and like how he's described in the book. He is indeed a good choice for STARTING an empire, but it's Leto II who REALLY took exploiting reality the limit.
@adamant41077 ай бұрын
Thanks for showing us this game Spif. I've been looking at it for awhile and I think I'm gonna buy it. Looks like fun!
@thespiffingbrit7 ай бұрын
Well it's free this weekend so you can give it a whirl before you spend anything
@MrAH20107 ай бұрын
Every day we come closer to Valefisk's video on The Campaign for North Africa. Don't torture the man more even more Spiff.
@scapegoat_games7 ай бұрын
It was when Spiff was asked where London was that he truly regretted vassalizing the Norse instead of razing them to the ground.
@PhantomNull137 ай бұрын
Building a globe spanning empire built on warfare, shattered dreams, tea, and the bodies of the vanquished? Yup, Spiff's a brit.
@ender81247 ай бұрын
0:10 Lets be honest, plagues are 60% of the gameplay these days
@jaylee9552Ай бұрын
"Don't kill my wife, it don't want the hassle, to be honest." Why did that feel so British? 😂
@goatsfordays24517 ай бұрын
I just finished watching Spiff. And look at that. It's Spiff.
@AlexanderTF7 ай бұрын
The lands of the Mad Kings, a D&D game of 3 BBEGs that are just mad murder hobos
@kizi867 ай бұрын
lovin the Valefisk collabs
@josephgorozdos6037 ай бұрын
The editing was phenomenal in this video (along with the concept and comedy obviously). You're crushing it
@r3_routing477 ай бұрын
Knowing vales strategy and rewatching the video and watching spiff trying to find out what the fuck he's doing is hilarious
@lishuss7 ай бұрын
The "pump and dump" line made me spit out the tea I was drinking.
@cacman87 ай бұрын
The song matching the numbers changing at 33:24 was very satisfying
@Kvitravn.7 ай бұрын
22:30 "The Mongols are so kind..." Spiff "you should REALLY invite me into your lands. im a good boy, promise."
@TheGamingTurret7 ай бұрын
This video is like the late game Yu Yu Hakusho Villains. "This entire time I've been kicking your ass, I've only been using 10% of my full power" -spiffing brit.
@oy_oy_7 ай бұрын
9:17 as they say "if your name is E you have a great destiny"
@Dull_Asce6 ай бұрын
Everything up until 1:39 felt like a fever dream, it was so crazy
@23joelturner7 ай бұрын
Love your content homie, keep pumpin em out!
@thespiffingbrit7 ай бұрын
I shall keep pumpin em out faster than mr oppenheimer
@TheGiggleMasterP7 ай бұрын
The Brit solos the entire KZbinverse
@FSpartani7 ай бұрын
Just finished the Reggie video, already know this will be great to watch
@FloeticsPH7 ай бұрын
10:41 Man Vale, I was eating lunch when you suddenly said that. My lunch almost came out of my nose from trying not to laugh.
@gitling19797 ай бұрын
Excellent stuff as usual, thoroughly enjoyable, just like a nice cup of tea.
@ophilipp72927 ай бұрын
fun to watch collab, reggie is actually super funny, originally found his warhammer vids. quite dark humor, right up my alley :D
@sen_sf7 ай бұрын
Dayum, you never cease to deliver. "This war is the final war". Before starting wars all over the world :D
@jamiedubreuil5817 ай бұрын
When I saw what region of the world spiff was playing, I suddenly got really nervous, remember kids there can't be any plague, if there isn't anyone left alive.
@DonEmuKnightQuixote7 ай бұрын
Mango: you can't torture me anymore, we're married. Spiff Palpatine: Have you ever heard the tale of King Henry the eighth?
@tomramsden54347 ай бұрын
This was such a great watch. I would love to see spiff do as he claims and fully take over the world one time though
@thorgrimgrudgebearer70427 ай бұрын
Had a character a while back that just spammed murder feasts and red weddings, and then got spam haunted by about thirteen of his victims 😂
@theiriskrissgamingandmisce7 ай бұрын
This sounds like it's gonna be utter chaos I can't wait
@Sacosniper7 ай бұрын
When spiff plays against other people you know it’s going to be a good video
@lifeline_7 ай бұрын
The highlander immortal mod would also be a funny playthrough. See which one makes it to the last immortal.
@ComedicLetter7 ай бұрын
From Muadib to Muadoob, the history of house Atreides: a tale of death, conquest, and recreational drug usage
@BobMcBobJr7 ай бұрын
An amazing slogan for this would been "Every life has value."
@kachow2347 ай бұрын
Not knowing anything at all about this game is amazing. I don't know what's going on but I'm amazed at everything that's happening in the game.
@usernamemakesmemad3 ай бұрын
I am "allergic" to strategy games, except Dawn of War(orcs) and Xcom, but I do enjoy watching others play 😁
@TheriaultJustin7 ай бұрын
As a resident of New Hampshire. I LOVE the vermin supreme reference 😂
@andreaszetterstrom74187 ай бұрын
"I'm warning you spiff, come any closer and I'll murder the kids!" Spiff: "But they're your kids!"
@Amemorablename7 ай бұрын
Good on Spiff for giving these little guys a chance in his spot light
@AwareTortoise7 ай бұрын
The intro is incredibly well edited it looks amazing
@patrickdix7727 ай бұрын
8:55 "I'm a peaceful individual". Ok, Mr. Genghis Khan...
@adrenalineunlimited7 ай бұрын
Just further proof that when Spiff finally passes, the war criminals of the future will just be chasing his ghost
@meirzamsky7 ай бұрын
I really like the editing of this video, some of the last few videos have been lacking in my opinion so its a good change
@jcgjfnijwndxehdc50557 ай бұрын
Never thought I’d see Reggie on the spiffing Brit channel what next Kenshi is a perfectly balanced game?
@TasTheWatcher7 ай бұрын
*Oppenheimer:* _I didn't kill your wife!_ *Spiff:* _I don't care!_
@Oroberus7 ай бұрын
Had to stop at 0:48 ... "... not to directly murder each other" ... so I predict LOTS of murderization of the family of the others xD
@reesestefer7 ай бұрын
I love these videos with other creators and the streams of fallout/skyrim, especially when it’s a series! “Keep on keepin on!” - Joe Dirt
@bigjohnsbreakfastlog58197 ай бұрын
I love Spiffing had the brilliant strategy to create the Mongol Empire but then had the horror of managing the Mongol Empire.
@amandathewather69316 ай бұрын
"oh so why one of my daughters are missing?" "ah yea ummmmmm, sorry missclick"
@adamguthrey61607 ай бұрын
I really like this series of asymetric competitions, and I cant wait to see more of them
@corvusthestrigoi7 ай бұрын
Literally just finished Reggie’s collab video, pop back to home page and see this delightful gem posted. Today is a good day
@BaconRage987 ай бұрын
10:40 Australian politicians be like: 'Nobody knows i kidnapped those kids'
@mcolman3035 ай бұрын
LMFAO, too bloody right mate 😅😂
@BunnyBlueBnuuy7 ай бұрын
Man I kind of wish Reggie got that option to burn the feast. It would have been such an epic comeback.
@usernamemakesmemad3 ай бұрын
I was rooting for Reggie, sorry Lord TEA! But the TEA taketh all.
@S.and-the.Fatpinguin7 ай бұрын
You makeing great Videos. Our lovley King of the exploids an of course the King of the Yorkshire Tea
@KitoBallard7 ай бұрын
That prize is tempting, but damned if I don't know how to even remotely how to play, much less know where to start this madness XD
@dieidiotten7 ай бұрын
i can't believe you removed the war with Oppenheimer and him getting released on bail for 95 gold
@ugn6697 ай бұрын
oh that was great fun to watch! perhaps spiff will have some more challengers for another attempt... :)
@mr.k19467 ай бұрын
Seeing two of my favorite KZbinrs doing a video together was pretty great. A British man and a a insane slime man truly peak content.
@elbonnybar7 ай бұрын
I love how fast this Game turna you and your mates into war crime central
@DaxelIl7 ай бұрын
Another fantastic video good Sir. Blessed once again
@Gochen867 ай бұрын
All hail our Lord, Saviour, and Master... *_THE SPIFFING MUAD'DIB!!!_* ... ... ... and pray we are not next upon his glorious chopping block: an executioner's stone made entirely of hyper-compacted Yorkshire Gold tea leaves.
@shrimpisdelicious7 ай бұрын
It's kind of funny that a video involving a ton of wife & child murder went up on Mother's Day.
@Spencerdoken7 ай бұрын
"It's logistically annoying so you gotta go" is the most English thing I've ever seen.
@jaeusa1607 ай бұрын
I got to watch Vale's perspective so I know who won the murder contest, but can Spiff beat Vale's level of "crimes against humanity"?