Having an absolute godawful-looking character is actually one of the greatest exploits. You can tell if your child is yours by looking if your children are also amalgamations of horror. Spiff is truly a genius.
@ellotheregovna4012 жыл бұрын
Brilliant.
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@Voltboy14492 жыл бұрын
MEDIEVAL PROBLEMS REQUIRE MEDIVAL SOLUTIONS also being an inbred habsburg
@y.b42512 жыл бұрын
Big brain move. And also big cheekbones, big nose, big eyes, big jaw, and big distorted mouth.
@LMixir2 жыл бұрын
Strange... My matriarchal rulers don't seem to have this issue... must be something I'm doing wrong.
@emc2beans2 жыл бұрын
Behind every successful man there is a ridiculously OP woman and a team of highly-specialized vassals
@misterec58342 жыл бұрын
Of curse, women don't follow unsuccessful men
@nairocamilo2 жыл бұрын
Yugo l'eliatrope would agree!
@forwadnothing82122 жыл бұрын
XD
@pscyking2 жыл бұрын
And behind every ridiculously OP woman is their husband's wife's boyfriend.
@petrifiedsuezo42022 жыл бұрын
Or a very strong gay man
@Soopaspud2 жыл бұрын
"I just can't die!" fully expected the next frame to show him dead
@JohnDoe-on6ru2 жыл бұрын
-"Did you cheat on me?" -"No!" **Looks at normal looking son** -"YES YOU DID!"
@Maniacman2030 Жыл бұрын
"If he isn't a cube, he ain't mine!"
@bitnecromancer37212 жыл бұрын
Wife: I'm cheating on you. Spiff: But can I exploit this to become god? Wife: Yes. Spiff: 👍
@Gaelic-Spirit2 жыл бұрын
The only time cheating is okay
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@ProjectRedfoot Жыл бұрын
"I CHEATED FOR *YOU,* SPIFF!"
@amaruhouston6006 Жыл бұрын
Being cheated on in return I become a god yeah I'll take that deal😂
@danielhale12 жыл бұрын
The problem, Spiff, is your wives were brilliant enough to realize they could have everything: a rich powerful husband, and a lover they could stand to look at. You won the 100 development challenge, but I think your wives were the real victors here.
@bensoncheung28012 жыл бұрын
👻💬
@justgood7508 Жыл бұрын
@@bensoncheung2801 explain yourself
@stalkingtiger7772 жыл бұрын
Lol, imagine that award acceptance speech. I'd like to thank my wife for being my right hand. I'd like to thank my wife's boyfriend for developing the land. I'd like to thank my wife's other boyfriend for conquering Holland.
@Creshex82 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣 So many of these comments are so good you’d swear Spiffing Brit is making them with puppet accounts!
@crazychicken71252 жыл бұрын
@@Creshex8 leaves you with a little chuckle for sure
@Jaxeking2 жыл бұрын
And I'd like to thank my other wife for letting me cry on her shoulder
@the_r4ts2 жыл бұрын
Let's go, polyamory!
@BringDHouseDown2 жыл бұрын
.....OHH "HO-LAND" I get it.....I get it ....................
@SapioiT2 жыл бұрын
Your wife's cheating is probably the only thing holding the kingdom together. Her skills so good she has a dozen vassals hooked for life, and all those children are family ties to them to make them unable to leave even when they get older and not so in-power anymore, if you catch my tokyo drift.
@soldiersPL2 жыл бұрын
Well, on other hand, he could had made his wife in to lesbian, making her aim mostly on wahmen, so no bastards
@Grasher1342 жыл бұрын
To be fair his wife cheating produced better kids as his vassals had OP stats. So she was looking out for him by cheating on him. Ensuring Spiff's legacy will be stronger
@Shadow.247722 жыл бұрын
@@Grasher134 ah, a GENETIC legacy...if only the Habsburgs would've thought the same!~
@KNIGHTMARE10452 жыл бұрын
@@soldiersPL
@thalmoragent93442 жыл бұрын
@@Grasher134 That's... still not an excuse to cheat
@NavarroRefugee2 жыл бұрын
There's something deeply hilarious about hand crafting your perfect waifu only for her to almost immediately start cheating on you.
@emma79332 жыл бұрын
i think the problem is that he made all his custom characters Beautiful. that make seduction schemes way more likely to succeed, so every time one of his councillors had a random seduction attempt happen his wives just swooned.
@Makedar-nim2 жыл бұрын
@@emma7933 This game really have a parameter like "bueaty", which depends on NPC looks like?
@emma79332 жыл бұрын
@@Makedar-nim nah it's a trait that gives them like instagram filter smooth skin, which is why i don't actually like using it on my characters. it also makes characters like your chatacter more.
@Patrick_The_Pure2 жыл бұрын
As a Dutch person myself, i can say it is indeed true, unless you made your own windmill by the age of 18 you are not considered Dutch. It is a rite of passage everyone has to compete in.
@soogymoogi2 жыл бұрын
I'm half dutch, can I build half a windmill?
@SephirothRyu2 жыл бұрын
@@soogymoogi No, but you can build a bicycle.
@robertsullivan47062 жыл бұрын
@@SephirothRyu I think that's a reasonable trade off for being halfsie.
@colonelgraff91982 жыл бұрын
@@SephirothRyu nah just a unicycle
@tomvanbaarle70702 жыл бұрын
you only needed to make one ?
@supimzazz2 жыл бұрын
It's not cheating if it doesn't go against the rules, therefore waifu never cheated. And she never complained about Elon reading books nor tried to sabotage Elon in any way, besides she kept being supportive and making sure everyone stayed by his side even if that meant having affairs with them.
@talldude14122 жыл бұрын
True! If anything she collected dozens of trustworthy vassals to his cause! Also just SO much semen. His advisors frankly didn't have the energy to scheme against him, as they were so absolutely exhausted by boinking his insanely talented wife all the time. What an incredible diplomat, and absolutely ravenous sexual conqueror.
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@brendonhavener2 жыл бұрын
Well, she did sabotage her sculpture.
@googiegress2 жыл бұрын
@@brendonhavener It probably just wasn't turning out good enough.
@talldude14122 жыл бұрын
@@googiegress she was infinitely more talented than him in every measurable way lol if she didn't want it, he probably should have accepted that was the right course of action 😂
@caracarter59462 жыл бұрын
My husband is always horrified when I use these exploits in game, and called me a “monster” for making people surrender to me by having so much dread and making my children pay me back as soon as they come of age. Joke’s on him, I single-handedly ended the possibility of British colonization by replacing it with Irish colonization instead.
@jtwill9302 жыл бұрын
Another Irish-enthusiast approves of your actions. Between the Norse and the English, you gotta do what you gotta do. o7
@Bleilock12 жыл бұрын
meh, this game is brain dead easy anyways, really cba to even ask what you did lol
@the_rover12 жыл бұрын
savage cara, indeed!
@toasterofdoom96292 жыл бұрын
@@Bleilock1 Why so salty?
@jamie_d0g9782 жыл бұрын
Hmmm, I likely trade reservations for whisky and potatoes. That's the colonialism that I like
@TorIverWilhelmsen Жыл бұрын
"Ironman mode prevents cheating" King's wife: "Yeah, about that..."
@feartheghus6 ай бұрын
shes so op the rules the devs made do not bind her.
@GretchenDawntreader2 жыл бұрын
something about this being a Spiff game makes me think that the "friendship-building dinner with the wife" event was a failed poisoning attempt. Who was attempting to poison who, we may never know.
@danielharvison75102 жыл бұрын
@Urazz It's a Londo Mollari type of poison, that's why. Harmless on its own, but when the second part of the poison is administered, they both get together and kill the poor target dead. Might have just been insurance, should *the worst* happen. Or in the case of mutual poisoning, a bit of mutually assured destruction.
@LordoftheNightWolves2 жыл бұрын
"My waifu is pregnant" is not something I ever thought I would hear Spiff say.
@scottathan86412 жыл бұрын
Spiff: *builds more than 1 farms and fields* Me: "WHAT THE FUCK"
@__Pigeon2 жыл бұрын
Waiting for Spiff to name a child “Justa” so it could be Justa Husk
@Alizudo2 жыл бұрын
Must surely be a daughter.
@peterstuyvesant012 жыл бұрын
As a Dutchman I’m very glad spiff has finally acknowledged our superiority.
@joost6042 жыл бұрын
And we have a Queen we can salute, preferrably Bea
@simonnading2 жыл бұрын
Having worked for a partner of a Dutch company, in a liaison department, and then working for a different Dutch company, I can say, well, admit rather, that I can't really argue this point. Though I will say, your language sounds like English kindergarten teachers talking to their students.
@peterstuyvesant012 жыл бұрын
@@simonnading well our language is actually extremely rough, more so than German even but majority of Dutch people are pretty much fluent in English, with like 95 percent or so knowing it since it’s taught in schools.
@THEJPIndustry2 жыл бұрын
Since beeing durch is your fursona (since durch doesnt exsist in real live) what is your actual Country?
@peterstuyvesant012 жыл бұрын
@@THEJPIndustry well no Durch is not a country nor a word. However the Netherlands is the country I’m from and Dutch is the language I speak as well as my nationality.
@Kortezxero2 жыл бұрын
I was laughing until your lunatic character made clothes illegal. Then I almost choked on my damn salad laughing. This was an amazing run. Thanks for this.
@chaseross8900 Жыл бұрын
I love how his character's mouth never closes, just hangs open like the venus fly trap his sibling parents tried to replicate
@FUCKINB4RTo2 жыл бұрын
Even after a absolute terrible day towing BS calls all day, I get home and low and behold, my favorite tea supremacist dropped a video and instantly made my day better. Thanks Spiff!
@thespiffingbrit2 жыл бұрын
Have a nice day friend
@trenthydra71892 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit your editors need to go over the video again...
@GHOSTSTALKER902 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit 24:37
@Trouble_Bubble365 ай бұрын
@@trenthydra7189 Shut up
@kamikazesopp2 жыл бұрын
Dear god, when Spiff revealed that his country was Dutch despite being in Spain, I had a sudden flashback to the streamed multiplayer session where ISP successfully created the Belgian culture.
@willimeister25532 жыл бұрын
What the fuck XD
@Cigmacica2 жыл бұрын
They made my home region belgian. I was in shock, terror, and sadness.
@bensoncheung28012 жыл бұрын
Sauce?
@mondaysinsanity81932 жыл бұрын
So fun fact holland actually was owned by spain at one point
@kamikazesopp2 жыл бұрын
@@bensoncheung2801 Okay, my previous response got deleted. So, no-titles version: look for the Crusader Kings 3 stream on Spiff's or the Yogs Live channel from february this year.
@Yuusou.2 жыл бұрын
24:37 seems like editors got tired of censoring the screen :D
@Stage_3_Yawning_Cat2 жыл бұрын
29:24 too
@PuppetierMaster2 жыл бұрын
nice
@livedandletdie2 жыл бұрын
That wasn't even the first time... just 2-3 seconds after Spiff said that they'd have to censor... 22:57 to 23:00 somewhere... not that there's anything really to censor if you'd ask me.
@o769232 жыл бұрын
Isn't there a setting to hide nudity on the game? Why was this even needed?
@Yuusou.2 жыл бұрын
@@o76923 That's true, you can disable it.
@murrayshekelberg97542 жыл бұрын
Half the fun is creating an absolute mutant of a character and watching the hell-spawn he generates with unlucky concubines.
@thenorwegianmaestro20072 жыл бұрын
I think that was one of the greatest videos you've ever done. I could hear how much fun you were having with the wifes and kids and the commentary was glorious. Its also very fascinating to see someone being really good at a video game this intricate. Great work, as always.
@combrade-t2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I'm kinda suprised that the 100 stat characters didn't speed it up even more, I've seen some less exploity videos that have had it done in admittedly a lot longer but in worse areas but took I think abt 3x as long, was expecting the 100 stat characters to reduce it by more than that.
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@TheZenistar2 жыл бұрын
The 100 stat steward is the most important part of this video, without him it wouldn't have been possible
@milo36gdh2 жыл бұрын
Befriending the steward and going for centralization perk could have helped a lot. Diverging and and grabbing gardener would have helped as well. Also not sure what culture his steward was but the game checks maximum development penality innovation of a steward and not the ruler
@GlaucoHass2 жыл бұрын
Can we just agree that this video was just a little bit about exploits, but absolutely about the story telling? I'm in tears 😂
@0th_Law2 жыл бұрын
Couple tips: if you’d made your wife Ace when creating her, then you could be confident that any of those “not my own” events would be false, because it’d be impossible for anyone to become your wife’s lover. If you had formed a hybrid culture, then you would’ve been able to become involved in the Iberian struggle, and potentially get the ability to further increase development with stuff like the “Sponsor Jewish Sciences” decision, on top of being able to research more quickly by having more developed counties of your culture. Also, if your development is growing quickly enough, then the “increase maximum development penalty” techs will honestly be useless compared to one of the ones that outright increases development growth. Before you researched urbanization, Cordoba had a -18.4 penalty. After you researched urbanization, Cordoba’s penalty remained -18.4.
@moviebad1092 жыл бұрын
“We could all be a Mastermind Philosopher who’s intelligent and a lunatic.” Based on that combo of personality traits alone, I’ll follow him anywhere.
@jamesmazzocchi71362 жыл бұрын
The queen died and you were the first person I thought of
@ChartreuseDan2 жыл бұрын
Let that be a lesson: don't forget the honest trait when making an OP waifu
@dane13822 жыл бұрын
And chaste
@ChartreuseDan2 жыл бұрын
@@dane1382 Chaste gives a fertility penalty so maybe not
@greywolf75772 жыл бұрын
@@ChartreuseDan I guess the game has to give a negative to balance out the positive, but isn't being chaste in real life only supposed to apply to outside marriage?
@ChartreuseDan2 жыл бұрын
Ooh, also you could replace all the Dutch rulers at game start with custom non-dutch rulers so you're cultural head earlier on
@roebenjaminpeled27052 жыл бұрын
Police man: Mr. Spiff, we have several complaints about you doing war crimes. Let me count them down for you *DROPS BOOK WITH 1000 PAGES ON THE TABLE" this is the first book. Spiff: ohh how nice of you to gather all my achievements in one place! By the way, do you have any tea here?
@DramaticFlora2 жыл бұрын
By collecting all crimes in one place it makes it all the easier to destroy proof of all your crimes *lights a match*
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@googiegress2 жыл бұрын
Spiff: dunks book in giant teapot
@MrT3a2 жыл бұрын
Even better : *Drops book with 1000 pages on the table* "This is the first index book for the first archive vault. We're gonna be there long."
@simonnading2 жыл бұрын
I love that youtube cut it off at the "1000 PAGES" so I thought "really, only 1000?" before being pleasantly surprised and affirmed by the rest of the comment.
@tatigan13892 жыл бұрын
Spiff has exploited this game more than the British Empire exploited their colonies.
@billcipherproductions17892 жыл бұрын
That’s saying something
@Wasthere732 жыл бұрын
The sun never sets on the British empire because god doesn't trust them in the dark
@gifigi6002 жыл бұрын
Spiff has exploited every game 1000000 more times than the British Empire
@UtterlyShagged2 жыл бұрын
Someone's gotta make up for the deficit...
@Norbert_Sattler2 жыл бұрын
Have you considered giving your culture gardening? The gardener courtier gives a really nice bonus to development in the capital, but not %, but a flat points bonus, which all the % modifiers you stacked can then boost to high heavens.
@lukeribbons78932 жыл бұрын
Hey Spiff, if you want vassals to not rebel the best personality trait is Just which adds +200 honor to AI personality which defines how they act. They also recently added the Loyal trait which makes vassals, more loyal.
@michelvanderlinden83632 жыл бұрын
"Dirk Floriszoon" would be a ye-olde dutch name. Before Napoleon Bonaparte conquered the Netherlands, we typically had surnames based on who our parents were, and then added "son" or "daughter" after that. So say, Floris had a son named Dirk, then Dirk would have the surname "Floriszoon" (Floris + zoon, which means "son"). Bonaparte actually changed that system, having people come up with proper last names to better register the population.
@legostarwarsfan16622 жыл бұрын
Jansen (basically Dutch for Johnson) is still one of the most common Dutch lastnames, though I don't doubt that such lastnames are far less ubiquitous as you pointed out. When Napoleon reorganized things most people just used the lastnames/nicknames they already had, I.e. de Jong, which means "the young" or "junior" or de vries which means "the frisian" not to mention the many names with the "van" or "Vander" suffix, meaning "of" or "of the" respectively. Though, as you pointed out people did stop changing said lastnames every generation. My intention is merely to clarify (in a probably completely unnecessary and definitely long-winded fashion) the original comment, which does itself make a very legitimate point.
@jtwill9302 жыл бұрын
Spiff's son is named Elon Elonszoon in the video lol
@ramagefreak2 жыл бұрын
also if you add sayid as a cheep trait. you can easily spot when your wife cheats as it always passes onto children -.-
@craigpund85032 жыл бұрын
hmm, seems like another bug of the game - if everyone believes it's your child, it should have sayyid, since it's just a trait of belief. now, if it were exposed that the child is a bastard, then have the trait removed.
@EJFreelancer2 жыл бұрын
Classic Spiff action when I least expected it. Perfectly balanced, no exploits, just as the developers intended. Even inspired me to switch my lunch beverage from pop to tea.
@geckoman10112 жыл бұрын
Liked your comment because you referred to it as pop and not a "soda"
@robertlewis69152 жыл бұрын
Kombucha is superior; it is aged tea, the kind that has life experience and knows what's up.
@Remixersoloman2 жыл бұрын
@@robertlewis6915 "Kombucha is superior" 🤓
@robertlewis69152 жыл бұрын
@@Remixersoloman I get that occasionally.
@SportyMabamba2 жыл бұрын
@@robertlewis6915 just leave a tea on the side until it grows a skin.
@LilacStarbloom2 жыл бұрын
3:37 wow, what an accurate recreation of a modern real person of similar name that certainly has no relation to the in game character!
@Notzachnope2 жыл бұрын
This man impresses me more and more every video. Eventually, Spiff will be able to "Balance" life to the point of perfection.
@Hyena-Princess2 жыл бұрын
Making a character based off of Elon Musk and making him a loser who parasites off of other people? *Chef's kiss* That's that accuracy I'm here for.
@andromidius2 жыл бұрын
I literally chef's kissed when he called his character a bottom feeder. Perfect representation, 11/10.
@Joot_Doctor2 жыл бұрын
Also the fact that Elon Husk is being cucked by every person in the kingdom.
@msolomonii98252 жыл бұрын
@@andromidius Absolutely!
@msolomonii98252 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised elon hasn't sued yet over the perfectly accurate representation
@goofy8512 жыл бұрын
@@msolomonii9825 He's too busy trying to weasel out of buying Twitter after signing the deal.
@Stingrae9512 жыл бұрын
I'm sitting here at the office on my break watching this, having to stifle my fits of laughter. Thank you as always Spiffing Brit for making me laugh!
@TheDarkSamantha2 жыл бұрын
I did this using Visby a couple of years back, that place is a complete fortress once you get its unique building, rushing centralization on stewardship before scholar seemed better, but I didn't have the 100 stat council.
@400and42 жыл бұрын
I actually learned a lot from this. I never knew that the dutch build windmills. I always thought that those just grow on their own on their fertile lands and only we have to build them to mimic they dutch.
@couchcommandoiv55282 жыл бұрын
Just imagined the image of a lunatic king being a chess grandmaster at a naked court with a horrified opponent
@sebbes3332 жыл бұрын
11:48 "Kreggla" ? That's a character in a beautiful fantasy story called: *"The tale of Rand"* (I think? Swedish name: "Sagan om rand") by author: *Cecilia Wennerström* I highly recommend reading it (or even better: audio book) if you like fantasy stories.
@darkerarius2 жыл бұрын
Aw, I can't find a translated version.
@sebbes3332 жыл бұрын
@@darkerarius Try checking with your local library, maybe they can do something to find a translated version? Let me know how it goes :) Good luck!
@AlicenRowdy2 жыл бұрын
Started playing this game because of you and the Armchair Admirals and it's now one of my absolute faves. Always appreciate a well executed exploit by the most spiffing of Brits. Well done!
@supremiumbagel5782 жыл бұрын
your CK3 content is some of the best on KZbin. Keep it up man!
@joshwatson85392 жыл бұрын
I love your CK exploits Hope to see more of them soon Thanks for all the hard work that must of gone into making all your videos to you spiff and your development team
@keeperofthefate2 жыл бұрын
I've just bought CR3 and I didn't knew you could just create bunch of overpowered characters and had them as your court. Must try this now.
@davidsaintjohn42482 жыл бұрын
"barely an inconvenience" Spiff watches Ryan George? I could see that.
@jameshart2622 Жыл бұрын
When I first read this comment, I wasn't sure if his comment was an accident or not. Then I heard him actually say it. He 100% watches Ryan George.
@QwertyDFTBA2 жыл бұрын
Yes!!! Love it when he plays CK3. His solution to any problems are always so wacky
@how_arya2 жыл бұрын
Love it when KZbinrs reference other KZbinrs “Barely an inconvenience!”
@ItsATrappProductions Жыл бұрын
I think this is my favorite video on your channel. I've come back to watch it quite a few times. Elon Husk, glorious ruler of the French, Dutch, and maybe everywhere?! 😂
@erdemalegoz18162 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry for your loss mate, the queen has passed..
@ANTICENA5712 жыл бұрын
“Who needs love when you have books?” How dare you steal my motto
@EffinChat2 жыл бұрын
"The Dutch don't exist at all, I've never seen them" *Zylus fades from existence*
@sarchlalaith88362 жыл бұрын
You forgot the religion of the canary Isles, it gives 15% dev in hills and they can build grand monuments that also give 30% dev from their culture. Norse get one ability that gives them 15% dev i forget what it's called. You should start Norse, invade canary hybridise, take Holy site in Spain, get the metropolitan benefit from iberian struggle for more dev and then you also get a small boost from rune stones I think but that might be something else. Oh and the gardens ability, being able to appoint a gardener really increases dev, I think 40% Then invade serdinia as the silver mine is in the hills and so is the rest of it so you get a big dev stack plus money and ideally connected for powerful but few knights and men at arms plays. Later you can hybridised with Germans for light cav, Indians for elephants and Mongols for horse archers.
@brocksamson32822 жыл бұрын
i'm imaging you saying all that with only one large breath at the beginning.
@sarchlalaith88362 жыл бұрын
@@brocksamson3282 cool
@D.KlWA-aG2 жыл бұрын
@@sarchlalaith8836 Too winded to say anything else?
@Cigmacica2 жыл бұрын
You can start with Haelstein because he’s strong and the closest to the canary islands
@aidanhancock21172 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace Queen Elizabeth II. God save the King. Hope spiff makes her a nice send off video.
@IWFDI2 жыл бұрын
I simply love your Crusader Kings videos Spiff! They are simply amazing!
@scottpolk80002 жыл бұрын
This would be a great video to play "Hi, Bob". Every time Spiff says "development" you drink...tea.
@crimsonemperor22192 жыл бұрын
Nice! Spiff is doing more CK3 content. The amount of crazy things that are possible are amazing
@nairocamilo2 жыл бұрын
Nothing is impossible when Paradox moolah is involved
@garylinker692 жыл бұрын
Takes months to edit and the editor puts the Union flag upsidedown in first few minutes lol. Perfectly balanced indeed! 🤗👍🤓
@SportyMabamba2 жыл бұрын
Flying a flag upside down is a form of distress signal - Spiff’s editors are making a cry for help 😯
@garylinker692 жыл бұрын
@@SportyMabamba NOT the Union flag though! That doesn't sound balanced at all. More likely the editor was drinking coffee!! 🫣🤣
@AtAtaylor2 жыл бұрын
When you said “more money equaling, of course,…” and didn’t follow it up with “more problems” I got the strange urge to fling my tea into the Boston Harbor
@RomanReignsOnTop2 жыл бұрын
Let's raise a cup of tea and rejoice in her life, God save the queen.
@illCMAC2 жыл бұрын
I love this game because Spiff introduced me to it. After all this time I never realized I could make my own custom npcs in an ironman run. Mind blown, love you Spiff.
@Icenri2 жыл бұрын
As an Andalusian, I approve this speedrun. Now give us back Gibraltar you pirates!
@kevinwestermann1001 Жыл бұрын
All three of you are pirates, Dutch, English and Spanish. 😛
@jordanespinosa25082 жыл бұрын
I really needed the laughs from this today, thank you Spiff. Just so aggressively Dutch. And Waifu! Brilliant Waifu, getting together the manpower necessary to meet the needs of tax and bedroom in the same fell swoop!
@leadpaintchips94612 жыл бұрын
The sheer amount of menu clicking combined with the outlawed clothing... I'm so sorry editors. There was a few that you missed but I don't blame you.
@Katharina-rp7iq2 жыл бұрын
Oddly, lunatic is a good and useful trait in many ways - possibly the most fun of all traits.
@ValetinoLovebird2 жыл бұрын
Hi, i received the same message regarding a package fan, is it a scam?
@EchoingHorror2 жыл бұрын
How did adding other custom characters work? It doesn't let me keep achievements on when I do more than one character, and that's the only reason to stay below 400 points so I assume Spiff has found a way
@thespiffingbrit2 жыл бұрын
Create character. Return to menu. Return to game. Make under 400 character
@quickfate2 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit OH SWEET JESUS... i was about to say, that never worked for me, but going back to menu makes it work?
@quickfate2 жыл бұрын
wait no, it doesnt work when i tried it, resets to default character upon returning to menu
@prodrom2 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit 29:24 the editor didn't censor
@ByMetoable2 жыл бұрын
@@prodrom age restricted speedrun
@mahman15652 жыл бұрын
He's back to ck3!🙏 You introduced me to this game in the first place and now i have 500 hours...
@SheepStrategos2 жыл бұрын
Spiff, in Rome Total War Remastered, I found if you offer the AI (Gauls for example) an attack on a faction (lets say the britons) and then do it again several times(must be different factions you offer an attack on) and then ask compensation you will get possibly, several cities from them and money, yes that's right they will pay you to take their cities, similar to the other exploit with compensation.
@tominieminen662 жыл бұрын
I think he did that at some point
@Clasteau2 жыл бұрын
The starting date is on my BIRTHDAY, OMG, you did this just for ME? *sobbing* THIS is the BEST GIFT EVER!!!!
@mxfoedl54482 жыл бұрын
Majestic
@joshdickey61642 жыл бұрын
I remember the first time he played this with the amazing divorce simulator and one very grumpy Duke Ernst
@curry31062 жыл бұрын
Just the thing I needed after playing the game nonstop the last 2 weeks
@Equitine2 жыл бұрын
"A mastermind philosopher who is intelligent and insane" Me : ya that sounds like most mastermind philosophers.
@ValetinoLovebird2 жыл бұрын
Hi, i received the same message regarding a package fan, is it a scam?
@Kelso5402 жыл бұрын
Your editors had me absolutely rolling dude. 10/10.
@Onio_Saiyan2 жыл бұрын
Mastermind, genius, lunatic. Sounds like the Joker.
@TheMharr2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Elon Musk
@radgaming84372 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, just made my tea, sat down to kill an hour and SHABLAM SURPRISE SPIFF
@Jaciopathic Жыл бұрын
Hey spiff, have you seen the elder kings 2 mod for crusader kings 3? I'd love to see reanu keeves absolutely destroy elder scrolls themed crusader kings.
@tiggytheimpaler54832 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss my friend
@CAR912b2 жыл бұрын
I like the random, brief, unexplained appearance of the script at 33:18.
@HelFrostKara2 жыл бұрын
Hard to tell sometimes whether these things are very ordered or very chaotic. Also this game always makes me wonder how many countries (?) no longer exist and what if things had gone a different way? 🤔
@clray1232 жыл бұрын
Well, the realization surely puts "patriotism" and dying/committing crimes for one's beloved country into perspective, doesn't it?
@HelFrostKara2 жыл бұрын
@@clray123 Not to uh Go There but patriotism is so weird to me particularly to the extremes at which it gets hammered into people's head so your preaching at the choir here lol.
@aramdm82792 жыл бұрын
My condolences to you and all of the United Kingdom at the tragic loss of Queen Elizabeth II. I don't have other forms of social media and so am sending this in the comments of your most recent video. I've seen your respect and admiration for the queen throughout your videos and hope that you are faring well and will continue to do so in the times to come. That wish extends to all who have been saddened or afflicted by this news.
@mexdek20612 жыл бұрын
Spiff finally converting to the ultimate form of humanity, pure Dutchness!!
@LinksBetweenDrinks2 жыл бұрын
Her highness The Queen will live on forever in your heart, Spiffing. Long live the King. -Signed, America.
@PhialSubstance2 жыл бұрын
Pa-ro-kee-al-ism. As in Parochial. As in your local Parish. Seriously, it's about the most British word I can possibly think of.
@xNovaTidex2 жыл бұрын
I miss 100 Stat man, bring him back for one more video please 🙏 😢 I wanna see him take over the world and watch it burn, or a continent lmao
@Junetheart2 жыл бұрын
Queen Elizabeth died 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@mrpurple29432 жыл бұрын
Spiff you can read my mind! I can confirm being Dutch is Overpowered
@nairocamilo2 жыл бұрын
It's because of all that biking and walking
@a707702 жыл бұрын
@@nairocamilo don't forget the weed
@thestigsdutchcousin2 жыл бұрын
@@a70770 that's what everyone remembers us for, and it is true :D "Hey, you are Dutch! Do you have any weed?"
@malliw12 жыл бұрын
The Queen of England has passed away rip Lizzy my favourite British monarch.
@Bsliggs2 жыл бұрын
I always love your game selection spiff! I have like 300 hours on this game and never thought to try some of these xD
@288jumper2 жыл бұрын
When spiff uploads it's time to brew tea.
@backupplan60582 жыл бұрын
No, no, no. When Spiff uploads you should have already brewed the tea. Best way is to have at least two teas brewing constantly on top of the 6 you are drinking.
@DauntlessAdonis2 жыл бұрын
*PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT* "Remember to be drinking your warm cups of tea ladies and gentlemen! 🍵🇬🇧"
@hankelee2 жыл бұрын
I just did
@BumpkinBob2 жыл бұрын
I tried this but you can’t enable achievements if you have multiple created characters even if they’re under 400 points
@aaronh3347 Жыл бұрын
Ahhhh how I love and miss the CK videos so much fun watching these even coming back and watching them again.
@SixtySecondsorLess602 жыл бұрын
Just imagine Crusader kings management and politics with total wars realistic battles and battle formations, would be one hell of a game