My Wife Won't Stop Cheating On Me.

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The Spiffing Brit

The Spiffing Brit

Күн бұрын

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@obamabingchilling
@obamabingchilling 2 жыл бұрын
Having an absolute godawful-looking character is actually one of the greatest exploits. You can tell if your child is yours by looking if your children are also amalgamations of horror. Spiff is truly a genius.
@ellotheregovna401
@ellotheregovna401 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant.
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 2 жыл бұрын
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@Voltboy1449
@Voltboy1449 2 жыл бұрын
MEDIEVAL PROBLEMS REQUIRE MEDIVAL SOLUTIONS also being an inbred habsburg
@y.b4251
@y.b4251 2 жыл бұрын
Big brain move. And also big cheekbones, big nose, big eyes, big jaw, and big distorted mouth.
@LMixir
@LMixir 2 жыл бұрын
Strange... My matriarchal rulers don't seem to have this issue... must be something I'm doing wrong.
@emc2beans
@emc2beans 2 жыл бұрын
Behind every successful man there is a ridiculously OP woman and a team of highly-specialized vassals
@misterec5834
@misterec5834 2 жыл бұрын
Of curse, women don't follow unsuccessful men
@nairocamilo
@nairocamilo 2 жыл бұрын
Yugo l'eliatrope would agree!
@forwadnothing8212
@forwadnothing8212 2 жыл бұрын
XD
@pscyking
@pscyking 2 жыл бұрын
And behind every ridiculously OP woman is their husband's wife's boyfriend.
@petrifiedsuezo4202
@petrifiedsuezo4202 2 жыл бұрын
Or a very strong gay man
@Soopaspud
@Soopaspud 2 жыл бұрын
"I just can't die!" fully expected the next frame to show him dead
@JohnDoe-on6ru
@JohnDoe-on6ru 2 жыл бұрын
-"Did you cheat on me?" -"No!" **Looks at normal looking son** -"YES YOU DID!"
@Maniacman2030
@Maniacman2030 Жыл бұрын
"If he isn't a cube, he ain't mine!"
@bitnecromancer3721
@bitnecromancer3721 2 жыл бұрын
Wife: I'm cheating on you. Spiff: But can I exploit this to become god? Wife: Yes. Spiff: 👍
@Gaelic-Spirit
@Gaelic-Spirit 2 жыл бұрын
The only time cheating is okay
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын
‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E
@ProjectRedfoot
@ProjectRedfoot Жыл бұрын
"I CHEATED FOR *YOU,* SPIFF!"
@amaruhouston6006
@amaruhouston6006 Жыл бұрын
Being cheated on in return I become a god yeah I'll take that deal😂
@danielhale1
@danielhale1 2 жыл бұрын
The problem, Spiff, is your wives were brilliant enough to realize they could have everything: a rich powerful husband, and a lover they could stand to look at. You won the 100 development challenge, but I think your wives were the real victors here.
@bensoncheung2801
@bensoncheung2801 2 жыл бұрын
👻💬
@justgood7508
@justgood7508 Жыл бұрын
@@bensoncheung2801 explain yourself
@stalkingtiger777
@stalkingtiger777 2 жыл бұрын
Lol, imagine that award acceptance speech. I'd like to thank my wife for being my right hand. I'd like to thank my wife's boyfriend for developing the land. I'd like to thank my wife's other boyfriend for conquering Holland.
@Creshex8
@Creshex8 2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣 So many of these comments are so good you’d swear Spiffing Brit is making them with puppet accounts!
@crazychicken7125
@crazychicken7125 2 жыл бұрын
@@Creshex8 leaves you with a little chuckle for sure
@Jaxeking
@Jaxeking 2 жыл бұрын
And I'd like to thank my other wife for letting me cry on her shoulder
@the_r4ts
@the_r4ts 2 жыл бұрын
Let's go, polyamory!
@BringDHouseDown
@BringDHouseDown 2 жыл бұрын
.....OHH "HO-LAND" I get it.....I get it ....................
@SapioiT
@SapioiT 2 жыл бұрын
Your wife's cheating is probably the only thing holding the kingdom together. Her skills so good she has a dozen vassals hooked for life, and all those children are family ties to them to make them unable to leave even when they get older and not so in-power anymore, if you catch my tokyo drift.
@soldiersPL
@soldiersPL 2 жыл бұрын
Well, on other hand, he could had made his wife in to lesbian, making her aim mostly on wahmen, so no bastards
@Grasher134
@Grasher134 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair his wife cheating produced better kids as his vassals had OP stats. So she was looking out for him by cheating on him. Ensuring Spiff's legacy will be stronger
@Shadow.24772
@Shadow.24772 2 жыл бұрын
@@Grasher134 ah, a GENETIC legacy...if only the Habsburgs would've thought the same!~
@KNIGHTMARE1045
@KNIGHTMARE1045 2 жыл бұрын
@@soldiersPL
@thalmoragent9344
@thalmoragent9344 2 жыл бұрын
@@Grasher134 That's... still not an excuse to cheat
@NavarroRefugee
@NavarroRefugee 2 жыл бұрын
There's something deeply hilarious about hand crafting your perfect waifu only for her to almost immediately start cheating on you.
@emma7933
@emma7933 2 жыл бұрын
i think the problem is that he made all his custom characters Beautiful. that make seduction schemes way more likely to succeed, so every time one of his councillors had a random seduction attempt happen his wives just swooned.
@Makedar-nim
@Makedar-nim 2 жыл бұрын
​@@emma7933 This game really have a parameter like "bueaty", which depends on NPC looks like?
@emma7933
@emma7933 2 жыл бұрын
@@Makedar-nim nah it's a trait that gives them like instagram filter smooth skin, which is why i don't actually like using it on my characters. it also makes characters like your chatacter more.
@Patrick_The_Pure
@Patrick_The_Pure 2 жыл бұрын
As a Dutch person myself, i can say it is indeed true, unless you made your own windmill by the age of 18 you are not considered Dutch. It is a rite of passage everyone has to compete in.
@soogymoogi
@soogymoogi 2 жыл бұрын
I'm half dutch, can I build half a windmill?
@SephirothRyu
@SephirothRyu 2 жыл бұрын
@@soogymoogi No, but you can build a bicycle.
@robertsullivan4706
@robertsullivan4706 2 жыл бұрын
@@SephirothRyu I think that's a reasonable trade off for being halfsie.
@colonelgraff9198
@colonelgraff9198 2 жыл бұрын
@@SephirothRyu nah just a unicycle
@tomvanbaarle7070
@tomvanbaarle7070 2 жыл бұрын
you only needed to make one ?
@supimzazz
@supimzazz 2 жыл бұрын
It's not cheating if it doesn't go against the rules, therefore waifu never cheated. And she never complained about Elon reading books nor tried to sabotage Elon in any way, besides she kept being supportive and making sure everyone stayed by his side even if that meant having affairs with them.
@talldude1412
@talldude1412 2 жыл бұрын
True! If anything she collected dozens of trustworthy vassals to his cause! Also just SO much semen. His advisors frankly didn't have the energy to scheme against him, as they were so absolutely exhausted by boinking his insanely talented wife all the time. What an incredible diplomat, and absolutely ravenous sexual conqueror.
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 2 жыл бұрын
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@brendonhavener
@brendonhavener 2 жыл бұрын
Well, she did sabotage her sculpture.
@googiegress
@googiegress 2 жыл бұрын
@@brendonhavener It probably just wasn't turning out good enough.
@talldude1412
@talldude1412 2 жыл бұрын
@@googiegress she was infinitely more talented than him in every measurable way lol if she didn't want it, he probably should have accepted that was the right course of action 😂
@caracarter5946
@caracarter5946 2 жыл бұрын
My husband is always horrified when I use these exploits in game, and called me a “monster” for making people surrender to me by having so much dread and making my children pay me back as soon as they come of age. Joke’s on him, I single-handedly ended the possibility of British colonization by replacing it with Irish colonization instead.
@jtwill930
@jtwill930 2 жыл бұрын
Another Irish-enthusiast approves of your actions. Between the Norse and the English, you gotta do what you gotta do. o7
@Bleilock1
@Bleilock1 2 жыл бұрын
meh, this game is brain dead easy anyways, really cba to even ask what you did lol
@the_rover1
@the_rover1 2 жыл бұрын
savage cara, indeed!
@toasterofdoom9629
@toasterofdoom9629 2 жыл бұрын
@@Bleilock1 Why so salty?
@jamie_d0g978
@jamie_d0g978 2 жыл бұрын
Hmmm, I likely trade reservations for whisky and potatoes. That's the colonialism that I like
@TorIverWilhelmsen
@TorIverWilhelmsen Жыл бұрын
"Ironman mode prevents cheating" King's wife: "Yeah, about that..."
@feartheghus
@feartheghus 6 ай бұрын
shes so op the rules the devs made do not bind her.
@GretchenDawntreader
@GretchenDawntreader 2 жыл бұрын
something about this being a Spiff game makes me think that the "friendship-building dinner with the wife" event was a failed poisoning attempt. Who was attempting to poison who, we may never know.
@danielharvison7510
@danielharvison7510 2 жыл бұрын
@Urazz It's a Londo Mollari type of poison, that's why. Harmless on its own, but when the second part of the poison is administered, they both get together and kill the poor target dead. Might have just been insurance, should *the worst* happen. Or in the case of mutual poisoning, a bit of mutually assured destruction.
@LordoftheNightWolves
@LordoftheNightWolves 2 жыл бұрын
"My waifu is pregnant" is not something I ever thought I would hear Spiff say.
@scottathan8641
@scottathan8641 2 жыл бұрын
Spiff: *builds more than 1 farms and fields* Me: "WHAT THE FUCK"
@__Pigeon
@__Pigeon 2 жыл бұрын
Waiting for Spiff to name a child “Justa” so it could be Justa Husk
@Alizudo
@Alizudo 2 жыл бұрын
Must surely be a daughter.
@peterstuyvesant01
@peterstuyvesant01 2 жыл бұрын
As a Dutchman I’m very glad spiff has finally acknowledged our superiority.
@joost604
@joost604 2 жыл бұрын
And we have a Queen we can salute, preferrably Bea
@simonnading
@simonnading 2 жыл бұрын
Having worked for a partner of a Dutch company, in a liaison department, and then working for a different Dutch company, I can say, well, admit rather, that I can't really argue this point. Though I will say, your language sounds like English kindergarten teachers talking to their students.
@peterstuyvesant01
@peterstuyvesant01 2 жыл бұрын
@@simonnading well our language is actually extremely rough, more so than German even but majority of Dutch people are pretty much fluent in English, with like 95 percent or so knowing it since it’s taught in schools.
@THEJPIndustry
@THEJPIndustry 2 жыл бұрын
Since beeing durch is your fursona (since durch doesnt exsist in real live) what is your actual Country?
@peterstuyvesant01
@peterstuyvesant01 2 жыл бұрын
@@THEJPIndustry well no Durch is not a country nor a word. However the Netherlands is the country I’m from and Dutch is the language I speak as well as my nationality.
@Kortezxero
@Kortezxero 2 жыл бұрын
I was laughing until your lunatic character made clothes illegal. Then I almost choked on my damn salad laughing. This was an amazing run. Thanks for this.
@chaseross8900
@chaseross8900 Жыл бұрын
I love how his character's mouth never closes, just hangs open like the venus fly trap his sibling parents tried to replicate
@FUCKINB4RTo
@FUCKINB4RTo 2 жыл бұрын
Even after a absolute terrible day towing BS calls all day, I get home and low and behold, my favorite tea supremacist dropped a video and instantly made my day better. Thanks Spiff!
@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit 2 жыл бұрын
Have a nice day friend
@trenthydra7189
@trenthydra7189 2 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit your editors need to go over the video again...
@GHOSTSTALKER90
@GHOSTSTALKER90 2 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit 24:37
@Trouble_Bubble36
@Trouble_Bubble36 5 ай бұрын
@@trenthydra7189 Shut up
@kamikazesopp
@kamikazesopp 2 жыл бұрын
Dear god, when Spiff revealed that his country was Dutch despite being in Spain, I had a sudden flashback to the streamed multiplayer session where ISP successfully created the Belgian culture.
@willimeister2553
@willimeister2553 2 жыл бұрын
What the fuck XD
@Cigmacica
@Cigmacica 2 жыл бұрын
They made my home region belgian. I was in shock, terror, and sadness.
@bensoncheung2801
@bensoncheung2801 2 жыл бұрын
Sauce?
@mondaysinsanity8193
@mondaysinsanity8193 2 жыл бұрын
So fun fact holland actually was owned by spain at one point
@kamikazesopp
@kamikazesopp 2 жыл бұрын
@@bensoncheung2801 Okay, my previous response got deleted. So, no-titles version: look for the Crusader Kings 3 stream on Spiff's or the Yogs Live channel from february this year.
@Yuusou.
@Yuusou. 2 жыл бұрын
24:37 seems like editors got tired of censoring the screen :D
@Stage_3_Yawning_Cat
@Stage_3_Yawning_Cat 2 жыл бұрын
29:24 too
@PuppetierMaster
@PuppetierMaster 2 жыл бұрын
nice
@livedandletdie
@livedandletdie 2 жыл бұрын
That wasn't even the first time... just 2-3 seconds after Spiff said that they'd have to censor... 22:57 to 23:00 somewhere... not that there's anything really to censor if you'd ask me.
@o76923
@o76923 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't there a setting to hide nudity on the game? Why was this even needed?
@Yuusou.
@Yuusou. 2 жыл бұрын
@@o76923 That's true, you can disable it.
@murrayshekelberg9754
@murrayshekelberg9754 2 жыл бұрын
Half the fun is creating an absolute mutant of a character and watching the hell-spawn he generates with unlucky concubines.
@thenorwegianmaestro2007
@thenorwegianmaestro2007 2 жыл бұрын
I think that was one of the greatest videos you've ever done. I could hear how much fun you were having with the wifes and kids and the commentary was glorious. Its also very fascinating to see someone being really good at a video game this intricate. Great work, as always.
@combrade-t
@combrade-t 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I'm kinda suprised that the 100 stat characters didn't speed it up even more, I've seen some less exploity videos that have had it done in admittedly a lot longer but in worse areas but took I think abt 3x as long, was expecting the 100 stat characters to reduce it by more than that.
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 2 жыл бұрын
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@TheZenistar
@TheZenistar 2 жыл бұрын
The 100 stat steward is the most important part of this video, without him it wouldn't have been possible
@milo36gdh
@milo36gdh 2 жыл бұрын
Befriending the steward and going for centralization perk could have helped a lot. Diverging and and grabbing gardener would have helped as well. Also not sure what culture his steward was but the game checks maximum development penality innovation of a steward and not the ruler
@GlaucoHass
@GlaucoHass 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just agree that this video was just a little bit about exploits, but absolutely about the story telling? I'm in tears 😂
@0th_Law
@0th_Law 2 жыл бұрын
Couple tips: if you’d made your wife Ace when creating her, then you could be confident that any of those “not my own” events would be false, because it’d be impossible for anyone to become your wife’s lover. If you had formed a hybrid culture, then you would’ve been able to become involved in the Iberian struggle, and potentially get the ability to further increase development with stuff like the “Sponsor Jewish Sciences” decision, on top of being able to research more quickly by having more developed counties of your culture. Also, if your development is growing quickly enough, then the “increase maximum development penalty” techs will honestly be useless compared to one of the ones that outright increases development growth. Before you researched urbanization, Cordoba had a -18.4 penalty. After you researched urbanization, Cordoba’s penalty remained -18.4.
@moviebad109
@moviebad109 2 жыл бұрын
“We could all be a Mastermind Philosopher who’s intelligent and a lunatic.” Based on that combo of personality traits alone, I’ll follow him anywhere.
@jamesmazzocchi7136
@jamesmazzocchi7136 2 жыл бұрын
The queen died and you were the first person I thought of
@ChartreuseDan
@ChartreuseDan 2 жыл бұрын
Let that be a lesson: don't forget the honest trait when making an OP waifu
@dane1382
@dane1382 2 жыл бұрын
And chaste
@ChartreuseDan
@ChartreuseDan 2 жыл бұрын
@@dane1382 Chaste gives a fertility penalty so maybe not
@greywolf7577
@greywolf7577 2 жыл бұрын
@@ChartreuseDan I guess the game has to give a negative to balance out the positive, but isn't being chaste in real life only supposed to apply to outside marriage?
@ChartreuseDan
@ChartreuseDan 2 жыл бұрын
Ooh, also you could replace all the Dutch rulers at game start with custom non-dutch rulers so you're cultural head earlier on
@roebenjaminpeled2705
@roebenjaminpeled2705 2 жыл бұрын
Police man: Mr. Spiff, we have several complaints about you doing war crimes. Let me count them down for you *DROPS BOOK WITH 1000 PAGES ON THE TABLE" this is the first book. Spiff: ohh how nice of you to gather all my achievements in one place! By the way, do you have any tea here?
@DramaticFlora
@DramaticFlora 2 жыл бұрын
By collecting all crimes in one place it makes it all the easier to destroy proof of all your crimes *lights a match*
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 2 жыл бұрын
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@googiegress
@googiegress 2 жыл бұрын
Spiff: dunks book in giant teapot
@MrT3a
@MrT3a 2 жыл бұрын
Even better : *Drops book with 1000 pages on the table* "This is the first index book for the first archive vault. We're gonna be there long."
@simonnading
@simonnading 2 жыл бұрын
I love that youtube cut it off at the "1000 PAGES" so I thought "really, only 1000?" before being pleasantly surprised and affirmed by the rest of the comment.
@tatigan1389
@tatigan1389 2 жыл бұрын
Spiff has exploited this game more than the British Empire exploited their colonies.
@billcipherproductions1789
@billcipherproductions1789 2 жыл бұрын
That’s saying something
@Wasthere73
@Wasthere73 2 жыл бұрын
The sun never sets on the British empire because god doesn't trust them in the dark
@gifigi600
@gifigi600 2 жыл бұрын
Spiff has exploited every game 1000000 more times than the British Empire
@UtterlyShagged
@UtterlyShagged 2 жыл бұрын
Someone's gotta make up for the deficit...
@Norbert_Sattler
@Norbert_Sattler 2 жыл бұрын
Have you considered giving your culture gardening? The gardener courtier gives a really nice bonus to development in the capital, but not %, but a flat points bonus, which all the % modifiers you stacked can then boost to high heavens.
@lukeribbons7893
@lukeribbons7893 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Spiff, if you want vassals to not rebel the best personality trait is Just which adds +200 honor to AI personality which defines how they act. They also recently added the Loyal trait which makes vassals, more loyal.
@michelvanderlinden8363
@michelvanderlinden8363 2 жыл бұрын
"Dirk Floriszoon" would be a ye-olde dutch name. Before Napoleon Bonaparte conquered the Netherlands, we typically had surnames based on who our parents were, and then added "son" or "daughter" after that. So say, Floris had a son named Dirk, then Dirk would have the surname "Floriszoon" (Floris + zoon, which means "son"). Bonaparte actually changed that system, having people come up with proper last names to better register the population.
@legostarwarsfan1662
@legostarwarsfan1662 2 жыл бұрын
Jansen (basically Dutch for Johnson) is still one of the most common Dutch lastnames, though I don't doubt that such lastnames are far less ubiquitous as you pointed out. When Napoleon reorganized things most people just used the lastnames/nicknames they already had, I.e. de Jong, which means "the young" or "junior" or de vries which means "the frisian" not to mention the many names with the "van" or "Vander" suffix, meaning "of" or "of the" respectively. Though, as you pointed out people did stop changing said lastnames every generation. My intention is merely to clarify (in a probably completely unnecessary and definitely long-winded fashion) the original comment, which does itself make a very legitimate point.
@jtwill930
@jtwill930 2 жыл бұрын
Spiff's son is named Elon Elonszoon in the video lol
@ramagefreak
@ramagefreak 2 жыл бұрын
also if you add sayid as a cheep trait. you can easily spot when your wife cheats as it always passes onto children -.-
@craigpund8503
@craigpund8503 2 жыл бұрын
hmm, seems like another bug of the game - if everyone believes it's your child, it should have sayyid, since it's just a trait of belief. now, if it were exposed that the child is a bastard, then have the trait removed.
@EJFreelancer
@EJFreelancer 2 жыл бұрын
Classic Spiff action when I least expected it. Perfectly balanced, no exploits, just as the developers intended. Even inspired me to switch my lunch beverage from pop to tea.
@geckoman1011
@geckoman1011 2 жыл бұрын
Liked your comment because you referred to it as pop and not a "soda"
@robertlewis6915
@robertlewis6915 2 жыл бұрын
Kombucha is superior; it is aged tea, the kind that has life experience and knows what's up.
@Remixersoloman
@Remixersoloman 2 жыл бұрын
@@robertlewis6915 "Kombucha is superior" 🤓
@robertlewis6915
@robertlewis6915 2 жыл бұрын
@@Remixersoloman I get that occasionally.
@SportyMabamba
@SportyMabamba 2 жыл бұрын
@@robertlewis6915 just leave a tea on the side until it grows a skin.
@LilacStarbloom
@LilacStarbloom 2 жыл бұрын
3:37 wow, what an accurate recreation of a modern real person of similar name that certainly has no relation to the in game character!
@Notzachnope
@Notzachnope 2 жыл бұрын
This man impresses me more and more every video. Eventually, Spiff will be able to "Balance" life to the point of perfection.
@Hyena-Princess
@Hyena-Princess 2 жыл бұрын
Making a character based off of Elon Musk and making him a loser who parasites off of other people? *Chef's kiss* That's that accuracy I'm here for.
@andromidius
@andromidius 2 жыл бұрын
I literally chef's kissed when he called his character a bottom feeder. Perfect representation, 11/10.
@Joot_Doctor
@Joot_Doctor 2 жыл бұрын
Also the fact that Elon Husk is being cucked by every person in the kingdom.
@msolomonii9825
@msolomonii9825 2 жыл бұрын
@@andromidius Absolutely!
@msolomonii9825
@msolomonii9825 2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised elon hasn't sued yet over the perfectly accurate representation
@goofy851
@goofy851 2 жыл бұрын
@@msolomonii9825 He's too busy trying to weasel out of buying Twitter after signing the deal.
@Stingrae951
@Stingrae951 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sitting here at the office on my break watching this, having to stifle my fits of laughter. Thank you as always Spiffing Brit for making me laugh!
@TheDarkSamantha
@TheDarkSamantha 2 жыл бұрын
I did this using Visby a couple of years back, that place is a complete fortress once you get its unique building, rushing centralization on stewardship before scholar seemed better, but I didn't have the 100 stat council.
@400and4
@400and4 2 жыл бұрын
I actually learned a lot from this. I never knew that the dutch build windmills. I always thought that those just grow on their own on their fertile lands and only we have to build them to mimic they dutch.
@couchcommandoiv5528
@couchcommandoiv5528 2 жыл бұрын
Just imagined the image of a lunatic king being a chess grandmaster at a naked court with a horrified opponent
@sebbes333
@sebbes333 2 жыл бұрын
11:48 "Kreggla" ? That's a character in a beautiful fantasy story called: *"The tale of Rand"* (I think? Swedish name: "Sagan om rand") by author: *Cecilia Wennerström* I highly recommend reading it (or even better: audio book) if you like fantasy stories.
@darkerarius
@darkerarius 2 жыл бұрын
Aw, I can't find a translated version.
@sebbes333
@sebbes333 2 жыл бұрын
@@darkerarius Try checking with your local library, maybe they can do something to find a translated version? Let me know how it goes :) Good luck!
@AlicenRowdy
@AlicenRowdy 2 жыл бұрын
Started playing this game because of you and the Armchair Admirals and it's now one of my absolute faves. Always appreciate a well executed exploit by the most spiffing of Brits. Well done!
@supremiumbagel578
@supremiumbagel578 2 жыл бұрын
your CK3 content is some of the best on KZbin. Keep it up man!
@joshwatson8539
@joshwatson8539 2 жыл бұрын
I love your CK exploits Hope to see more of them soon Thanks for all the hard work that must of gone into making all your videos to you spiff and your development team
@keeperofthefate
@keeperofthefate 2 жыл бұрын
I've just bought CR3 and I didn't knew you could just create bunch of overpowered characters and had them as your court. Must try this now.
@davidsaintjohn4248
@davidsaintjohn4248 2 жыл бұрын
"barely an inconvenience" Spiff watches Ryan George? I could see that.
@jameshart2622
@jameshart2622 Жыл бұрын
When I first read this comment, I wasn't sure if his comment was an accident or not. Then I heard him actually say it. He 100% watches Ryan George.
@QwertyDFTBA
@QwertyDFTBA 2 жыл бұрын
Yes!!! Love it when he plays CK3. His solution to any problems are always so wacky
@how_arya
@how_arya 2 жыл бұрын
Love it when KZbinrs reference other KZbinrs “Barely an inconvenience!”
@ItsATrappProductions
@ItsATrappProductions Жыл бұрын
I think this is my favorite video on your channel. I've come back to watch it quite a few times. Elon Husk, glorious ruler of the French, Dutch, and maybe everywhere?! 😂
@erdemalegoz1816
@erdemalegoz1816 2 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry for your loss mate, the queen has passed..
@ANTICENA571
@ANTICENA571 2 жыл бұрын
“Who needs love when you have books?” How dare you steal my motto
@EffinChat
@EffinChat 2 жыл бұрын
"The Dutch don't exist at all, I've never seen them" *Zylus fades from existence*
@sarchlalaith8836
@sarchlalaith8836 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot the religion of the canary Isles, it gives 15% dev in hills and they can build grand monuments that also give 30% dev from their culture. Norse get one ability that gives them 15% dev i forget what it's called. You should start Norse, invade canary hybridise, take Holy site in Spain, get the metropolitan benefit from iberian struggle for more dev and then you also get a small boost from rune stones I think but that might be something else. Oh and the gardens ability, being able to appoint a gardener really increases dev, I think 40% Then invade serdinia as the silver mine is in the hills and so is the rest of it so you get a big dev stack plus money and ideally connected for powerful but few knights and men at arms plays. Later you can hybridised with Germans for light cav, Indians for elephants and Mongols for horse archers.
@brocksamson3282
@brocksamson3282 2 жыл бұрын
i'm imaging you saying all that with only one large breath at the beginning.
@sarchlalaith8836
@sarchlalaith8836 2 жыл бұрын
@@brocksamson3282 cool
@D.KlWA-aG
@D.KlWA-aG 2 жыл бұрын
@@sarchlalaith8836 Too winded to say anything else?
@Cigmacica
@Cigmacica 2 жыл бұрын
You can start with Haelstein because he’s strong and the closest to the canary islands
@aidanhancock2117
@aidanhancock2117 2 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace Queen Elizabeth II. God save the King. Hope spiff makes her a nice send off video.
@IWFDI
@IWFDI 2 жыл бұрын
I simply love your Crusader Kings videos Spiff! They are simply amazing!
@scottpolk8000
@scottpolk8000 2 жыл бұрын
This would be a great video to play "Hi, Bob". Every time Spiff says "development" you drink...tea.
@crimsonemperor2219
@crimsonemperor2219 2 жыл бұрын
Nice! Spiff is doing more CK3 content. The amount of crazy things that are possible are amazing
@nairocamilo
@nairocamilo 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing is impossible when Paradox moolah is involved
@garylinker69
@garylinker69 2 жыл бұрын
Takes months to edit and the editor puts the Union flag upsidedown in first few minutes lol. Perfectly balanced indeed! 🤗👍🤓
@SportyMabamba
@SportyMabamba 2 жыл бұрын
Flying a flag upside down is a form of distress signal - Spiff’s editors are making a cry for help 😯
@garylinker69
@garylinker69 2 жыл бұрын
@@SportyMabamba NOT the Union flag though! That doesn't sound balanced at all. More likely the editor was drinking coffee!! 🫣🤣
@AtAtaylor
@AtAtaylor 2 жыл бұрын
When you said “more money equaling, of course,…” and didn’t follow it up with “more problems” I got the strange urge to fling my tea into the Boston Harbor
@RomanReignsOnTop
@RomanReignsOnTop 2 жыл бұрын
Let's raise a cup of tea and rejoice in her life, God save the queen.
@illCMAC
@illCMAC 2 жыл бұрын
I love this game because Spiff introduced me to it. After all this time I never realized I could make my own custom npcs in an ironman run. Mind blown, love you Spiff.
@Icenri
@Icenri 2 жыл бұрын
As an Andalusian, I approve this speedrun. Now give us back Gibraltar you pirates!
@kevinwestermann1001
@kevinwestermann1001 Жыл бұрын
All three of you are pirates, Dutch, English and Spanish. 😛
@jordanespinosa2508
@jordanespinosa2508 2 жыл бұрын
I really needed the laughs from this today, thank you Spiff. Just so aggressively Dutch. And Waifu! Brilliant Waifu, getting together the manpower necessary to meet the needs of tax and bedroom in the same fell swoop!
@leadpaintchips9461
@leadpaintchips9461 2 жыл бұрын
The sheer amount of menu clicking combined with the outlawed clothing... I'm so sorry editors. There was a few that you missed but I don't blame you.
@Katharina-rp7iq
@Katharina-rp7iq 2 жыл бұрын
Oddly, lunatic is a good and useful trait in many ways - possibly the most fun of all traits.
@ValetinoLovebird
@ValetinoLovebird 2 жыл бұрын
Hi, i received the same message regarding a package fan, is it a scam?
@EchoingHorror
@EchoingHorror 2 жыл бұрын
How did adding other custom characters work? It doesn't let me keep achievements on when I do more than one character, and that's the only reason to stay below 400 points so I assume Spiff has found a way
@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit 2 жыл бұрын
Create character. Return to menu. Return to game. Make under 400 character
@quickfate
@quickfate 2 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit OH SWEET JESUS... i was about to say, that never worked for me, but going back to menu makes it work?
@quickfate
@quickfate 2 жыл бұрын
wait no, it doesnt work when i tried it, resets to default character upon returning to menu
@prodrom
@prodrom 2 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit 29:24 the editor didn't censor
@ByMetoable
@ByMetoable 2 жыл бұрын
@@prodrom age restricted speedrun
@mahman1565
@mahman1565 2 жыл бұрын
He's back to ck3!🙏 You introduced me to this game in the first place and now i have 500 hours...
@SheepStrategos
@SheepStrategos 2 жыл бұрын
Spiff, in Rome Total War Remastered, I found if you offer the AI (Gauls for example) an attack on a faction (lets say the britons) and then do it again several times(must be different factions you offer an attack on) and then ask compensation you will get possibly, several cities from them and money, yes that's right they will pay you to take their cities, similar to the other exploit with compensation.
@tominieminen66
@tominieminen66 2 жыл бұрын
I think he did that at some point
@Clasteau
@Clasteau 2 жыл бұрын
The starting date is on my BIRTHDAY, OMG, you did this just for ME? *sobbing* THIS is the BEST GIFT EVER!!!!
@mxfoedl5448
@mxfoedl5448 2 жыл бұрын
Majestic
@joshdickey6164
@joshdickey6164 2 жыл бұрын
I remember the first time he played this with the amazing divorce simulator and one very grumpy Duke Ernst
@curry3106
@curry3106 2 жыл бұрын
Just the thing I needed after playing the game nonstop the last 2 weeks
@Equitine
@Equitine 2 жыл бұрын
"A mastermind philosopher who is intelligent and insane" Me : ya that sounds like most mastermind philosophers.
@ValetinoLovebird
@ValetinoLovebird 2 жыл бұрын
Hi, i received the same message regarding a package fan, is it a scam?
@Kelso540
@Kelso540 2 жыл бұрын
Your editors had me absolutely rolling dude. 10/10.
@Onio_Saiyan
@Onio_Saiyan 2 жыл бұрын
Mastermind, genius, lunatic. Sounds like the Joker.
@TheMharr
@TheMharr 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Elon Musk
@radgaming8437
@radgaming8437 2 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, just made my tea, sat down to kill an hour and SHABLAM SURPRISE SPIFF
@Jaciopathic
@Jaciopathic Жыл бұрын
Hey spiff, have you seen the elder kings 2 mod for crusader kings 3? I'd love to see reanu keeves absolutely destroy elder scrolls themed crusader kings.
@tiggytheimpaler5483
@tiggytheimpaler5483 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss my friend
@CAR912b
@CAR912b 2 жыл бұрын
I like the random, brief, unexplained appearance of the script at 33:18.
@HelFrostKara
@HelFrostKara 2 жыл бұрын
Hard to tell sometimes whether these things are very ordered or very chaotic. Also this game always makes me wonder how many countries (?) no longer exist and what if things had gone a different way? 🤔
@clray123
@clray123 2 жыл бұрын
Well, the realization surely puts "patriotism" and dying/committing crimes for one's beloved country into perspective, doesn't it?
@HelFrostKara
@HelFrostKara 2 жыл бұрын
@@clray123 Not to uh Go There but patriotism is so weird to me particularly to the extremes at which it gets hammered into people's head so your preaching at the choir here lol.
@aramdm8279
@aramdm8279 2 жыл бұрын
My condolences to you and all of the United Kingdom at the tragic loss of Queen Elizabeth II. I don't have other forms of social media and so am sending this in the comments of your most recent video. I've seen your respect and admiration for the queen throughout your videos and hope that you are faring well and will continue to do so in the times to come. That wish extends to all who have been saddened or afflicted by this news.
@mexdek2061
@mexdek2061 2 жыл бұрын
Spiff finally converting to the ultimate form of humanity, pure Dutchness!!
@LinksBetweenDrinks
@LinksBetweenDrinks 2 жыл бұрын
Her highness The Queen will live on forever in your heart, Spiffing. Long live the King. -Signed, America.
@PhialSubstance
@PhialSubstance 2 жыл бұрын
Pa-ro-kee-al-ism. As in Parochial. As in your local Parish. Seriously, it's about the most British word I can possibly think of.
@xNovaTidex
@xNovaTidex 2 жыл бұрын
I miss 100 Stat man, bring him back for one more video please 🙏 😢 I wanna see him take over the world and watch it burn, or a continent lmao
@Junetheart
@Junetheart 2 жыл бұрын
Queen Elizabeth died 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@mrpurple2943
@mrpurple2943 2 жыл бұрын
Spiff you can read my mind! I can confirm being Dutch is Overpowered
@nairocamilo
@nairocamilo 2 жыл бұрын
It's because of all that biking and walking
@a70770
@a70770 2 жыл бұрын
@@nairocamilo don't forget the weed
@thestigsdutchcousin
@thestigsdutchcousin 2 жыл бұрын
@@a70770 that's what everyone remembers us for, and it is true :D "Hey, you are Dutch! Do you have any weed?"
@malliw1
@malliw1 2 жыл бұрын
The Queen of England has passed away rip Lizzy my favourite British monarch.
@Bsliggs
@Bsliggs 2 жыл бұрын
I always love your game selection spiff! I have like 300 hours on this game and never thought to try some of these xD
@288jumper
@288jumper 2 жыл бұрын
When spiff uploads it's time to brew tea.
@backupplan6058
@backupplan6058 2 жыл бұрын
No, no, no. When Spiff uploads you should have already brewed the tea. Best way is to have at least two teas brewing constantly on top of the 6 you are drinking.
@DauntlessAdonis
@DauntlessAdonis 2 жыл бұрын
*PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT* "Remember to be drinking your warm cups of tea ladies and gentlemen! 🍵🇬🇧"
@hankelee
@hankelee 2 жыл бұрын
I just did
@BumpkinBob
@BumpkinBob 2 жыл бұрын
I tried this but you can’t enable achievements if you have multiple created characters even if they’re under 400 points
@aaronh3347
@aaronh3347 Жыл бұрын
Ahhhh how I love and miss the CK videos so much fun watching these even coming back and watching them again.
@SixtySecondsorLess60
@SixtySecondsorLess60 2 жыл бұрын
Just imagine Crusader kings management and politics with total wars realistic battles and battle formations, would be one hell of a game
@1gnorantlizard733
@1gnorantlizard733 2 жыл бұрын
24:38 I think your editors missed something spiff
@snakeking-zo6mu
@snakeking-zo6mu 2 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too.
@JoseRodriguez-gx6yv
@JoseRodriguez-gx6yv 2 жыл бұрын
29:32 too
@Justshrimpsfine
@Justshrimpsfine 2 жыл бұрын
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