Game Of Life, But WORST. LIFE. EVER | House Rules

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[@thomas4841]

"I've got kids! They're the richest treasure a man can have!" "I've got two million dollars."

[@olivercoulthard5468]

The best quote from this episode

[@MyKaddy420]

Apart from Saucy Cuthbert :p

[@stone5against1]

Yeah can't pay rent or bills with kids, can you :p

[@wondercoton]

The pun of "Everyone is very cross that you've named your son 'Jesus Christ'" has gone completely underappreciated.

[@Tyler_Gomola]

Adam really nailed that pun.

[@blakksheep736]

🤦🏿‍♀️

[@Dkrule1]

​@@Tyler_Gomolatook me a good minute to realize it ...and I'm a Christian

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

@@Dkrule1It took me three days.

[@andrewellis712]

Woah… you used proper quotation mark rules! Nice!

[@redben1252]

Alternate title: Adam proves to Sully that making a deal with the devil is better economic management than laundering money to the Chelsea football club

[@THEJPIndustry]

i read that commetn at the beginning, and thought you meant terri with devil Also at the end adam rolled a 1 and ignored it xD

[@AlphaOmega1237]

@@THEJPIndustry To be fair, he still would have won because of the houses and kids. But yeah, they both basically should have ended up destitute. XD

[@THEJPIndustry]

@@AlphaOmega1237 ye sully should have changed his job, near the end when he had the chance, to not have the penalty anymore, and I think it would have been almost impossible for Adam to to win

[@AlphaOmega1237]

@THEJPIndustry Yeah, especially if Adam remembered to lose all his money in that late 1.

[@user-np9dv2yi2k]

​@@THEJPIndustry he had close to 2 mill. Definitely should have at that point

[@kev_whatev]

I played a drunken Game of Life with friends years ago, that ended up including wife swaps, paid assassinations, and selling children

[@SayaCeline]

...how the hell did all of that happen and can you please tell me in detail because that sounds like a fantastic way to play this game!

[@lilyofluck371]

Game of Life but you actually make decisions

[@Chirpysemperboy]

Game of Life…but realistic

[@kev_whatev]

@@SayaCeline Uhhhhh nope! Certainly can’t explain it in detail. I was drunk and it was probably about 20 years ago.

[@nedcurfman3486]

@@kev_whatev if we start a kickstarter and crowdfund some booze, can you get the gang back together and broadcast a round 2?

[@royalmeat6087]

Big props to Sully, Adam, and Terri for the creative cards. Terri especially had some genius prompts, proving once again why she is the main character of House Rules

[@OlegDorbitt]

40k.

[@charlescalvin7063]

​@@OlegDorbitt Well, uhh, 39k.

[@DrLipkin]

To be fair, Sully looks exactly like the kind of person to befriend a squirrel, name him Simon, and then hand feed him peanuts in his back yard.

[@tafua_a]

He looks like the kind of person to own a penguin called Sluts McTits. I will not say what he'd do with it.

[@dr.muffinswaggerd.m.s491]

That's oddly specific

[@emilystark2891]

Or from his breasts since he’s clearly lactating rn

[@zivosthrintolimgren3513]

He probably already does!🤣

[@GokuSS400]

what backyard? Sully never owned a house

[@rebekahglen279]

Adam immediately having to beg Terri for money 😂 Absolutely genius idea for a career card

[@eliasmg9144]

We all knew that Terri had it in her, after all, she's the sadistic one of the group

[@rebekahglen279]

@@eliasmg9144 truly the main character of House Rules

[@Holtender102]

​@@eliasmg9144 don't forget that, 'he came in my mouth'

[@CaptainWoggy]

I made the mistake of drinking water when Adam drew his career card.

[@michaeledmunds7056]

Ah yes, the ever popular "deadbeat" career 😂

[@BeaClea]

Glad to see Sully not in crisis- just a man enjoying his lactation as always!

[@blakksheep736]

His... What?

[@glumbortango7182]

I've really gotta stop looking at the comments before I watch the video

[@atesemireltutar6661]

Just a lactating man with his NOT AT ALL SEXY horse, riding with his husband

[@Ionilas]

Definitely not in crisis. Definitely not.

[@person2.030]

​@@glumbortango7182 same

[@daisyrye]

This is so house rules, even when it seems like Sully couldn't POSSIBLY lose...Adam is inevitable

[@frimi8593]

I fully predicted he’d roll a 10 right at the end, the man is cursed

[@frimi8593]

Frankly, when he made it to night school and change careers with several million in his pocket I was internally yelling at him to bail now while you have the chance

[@iamyoursaviour]

@@frimi8593 Escape before your crimes catch up with you!

[@majintv24]

​@@frimi8593 sullivan the real gambler this game

[@USSWisconsin]

Thank you Satan!

[@bigmclargehuge8219]

The worst part of Saucy Cuthbert's bullying related hospital bills is the fact that they're homeschooled!!

[@nathanchilders7331]

Bullied by his 4 siblings

[@stone5against1]

@@nathanchilders7331 and the dog!

[@laurasmith5067]

Laughing so hard at Adam having to buy a second car! 😂 In the 70s version of Game of Life, it actually says in the instructions "If you have more than 4 children, crowd them in as you do in real life"! 😂

[@DarkYuan]

I'm surprised they didn't have to pay like 50k for a new minivan!

[@elleryrhodes8818]

My family used to lay the extra kids across the top. It made us all laugh and we would joke that they were strapped to the roof

[@laurasmith5067]

@@elleryrhodes8818 hahaha 😂 that's hilarious. I love it! 🤣

[@kekoauwu5612]

@@elleryrhodes8818 My family on road trips used to tell us that we would be strapped to the roof if we couldn't fit with the rest of the luggage

[@gingerinajacket8519]

Have y'all ever had 7 children in the Game of Life? 2 parents up front, 4 children in seats, 2 children in between the seats, and 1 child between the children between the seats. Sideways.

[@dhimascpw1991]

Everything turn great for Adam after that Devil deal. That Devil really put the works

[@R4ggedyM4n]

it won him the game, though with how sully was towards the end maybe adam would have won regardless

[@dhimascpw1991]

@@R4ggedyM4n the amount of sully roll 10 after the deal just insane 😂

[@mundial200]

@@dhimascpw1991 devil clearly didn't have anything to do with it 😉😏

[@MrGhosta5]

The devil is thinking "I should have never made this bargain."

[@Cosmic_Gorilla]

@@MrGhosta5 "Why oh why did I demand the soul of his firstborn in exchange for the money? Saucy Cuthbert's an insufferable dick!" - Satan, probably

[@MrSkerpentine]

“Snavillu, The Worst Boy In History” BROKE me holy shit 😂

[@sunnyside60]

Sully and Brooke obviously had a very long and boring lockdown 😂

[@Murderous-Lord]

Makes you wonder what Bekoor is like, though

[@jamesrichardson7619]

I lost count of how many times I re-watched that part.

[@jamesrichardson7619]

32:10 for anyone searching!

[@Bartimusable]

The story of Adams character in the game, clearly the son of a Gambler, becoming just like his old man is a great canon

[@Chirpysemperboy]

Meanwhile Sully’s character is the age old story of a man who had the world at his fingers until he lost everything in, what can only be assumed as, an act of karmic Justice. Ultimately being forced to live paycheck to paycheck until they retired.

[@tafua_a]

@@Chirpysemperboy Given that he kept losing money because of that horrible crime he committed on the way to running Chelsea FC, it is clearly karmic justice.

[@birdmcturd1626]

And then making a deal with the devil to get him back on track and sorting out his life

[@williamsnider9772]

They call it the rising sun

[@K-nut]

A Bond movie with Sully playing everyone? Except the love interests, played by Adam and Brooke? Count me in.

[@MrSkerpentine]

You Only Kiss Once

[@lazypaladin]

_Lie Another Day_ _Dr. Oooh_ _Bo Brown Finger_ *_I can go all day lads!_*

[@danielo9141]

-The man with a Golden Beard (only for acting purposes and not a crisis) -Casino Bobrown -From Brook Bourgeois with love -Blompobussy

[@jn3440]

It would be like Sullivan to do a (mostly) one man show.

[@gabriellag2611]

@@MrSkerpentine Featuring the hit theme song "Gimme a Sweet Kiss, I Love You"

[@MaybeAnnatar]

It's hysterical that things were going SO WELL for Sully...until they didn't anymore

[@tigerjupmer123]

He should have bailed and went to night school

[@isabelchmontuenga]

Lets be honest. It wasnt a surprise. Its house rules after all

[@2dtrash19]

I'd like to give a formal thank you to whoever came up with the concept of Saucy Cuthbert. That is the biggest laugh I've had all year.

[@scottishjedi1522]

Definitely written by Sully

[@Deepdarkbasement]

“Oh No, your Dick fell off…” followed by, “Nice job Winner!” Had me crying yesterday! Too Funny 😂

[@JaredTakesTime]

Sully's "I'm so tired from doing sketch comedy" beard is glorious. We're just happy you're here lad, and lactating.

[@VGV1deo]

I love the plot twist of Adam’s painting being stolen, commissioning Teri to paint another one, then her turning around and commissioning Adam the exact same amount to do it instead

[@adamirnukic4594]

I'm only halfway through, but this genuinely might be my favourite House Rules ever. I would LOVE another round of this tbh

[@ules5799]

It's great to see Adam be genuinely kind to Teri, the bit at 12:40 was so nice, and most importantly, so true!!! Teri is such a fundamental part of this channel

[@mlaokay]

Let's be honest - emotionally, we all have a Saucy Cuthbert in our lives

[@zareklordofthefries7858]

House Rules idea: Clue, but played on nine different boards at once (preferably all of them different brand tie-in boards). The solution can be any combination of characters/locations/weapons from all of the different boards.

[@phantomlord77]

Better yet you have to make a guess each turn and everytime you get it wrong take a shot for how many parts you got wrong. You can't keep track of what you guessed before. You can still move around and gather clues of course which you can keep track of like normal

[@characookie241]

YES

[@gingerinajacket8519]

There is only one envelope, and it contains one item potentially from each different board game, and you can only guess items on the board they originated from

[@michaellee8816]

This is the most adorable series of dates ever committed to KZbin......

[@Krixwell]

So let me get this straight, by the end Adam has five kids, lives in a millionaire mansion and moonlights as a superhero. Has anyone ever seen Adam and Batman in the same place?

[@toast99bubbles]

He got there by cheating though.

[@grukmccrymyselftoosleep7098]

@@toast99bubbles Batman cheated by inheriting all of his money your point?

[@toast99bubbles]

@@grukmccrymyselftoosleep7098 Batman is a fictional character.

[@greywolf7577]

@@toast99bubbles There have been a lot of real people who have inherited millions of dollars.

[@bad1788]

This should make a comeback for the next live stream. Watching Laurie be Terri's boy toy is worth so many donations.

[@grimwriter9889]

"Pay $100k to fake your own death"😂

[@jackwilliamtaylor5656]

Love how this format changes a lot, but can we please see another round of this game and impossible Pictionary? I feel there’s a lot of variations you can go with in both, and I spent the whole video almost laughing up a lung

[@lilaroseg]

yeah impossible pictionary was GOLDEN. really want another ep of that!!

[@EllieHenshaw]

Sully has big Gilear Faeth energy in this video

[@lillyhallock9976]

This is a correct take 😂

[@andrewbehling3541]

NRB and D20 fandom crossover. These are my people.

[@brandonvangieson8087]

New dream guest on Board Game Club. What would the chaos of Dom, Rosie, and Brennan Lee Mulligan all in the same room even look like?

[@meganswan6189]

The crossover of dreams

[@jonavandenbrand2011]

snavillu will grow up to be swifty from a crown of candy

[@BlasphemyBaby]

The pattern of Teri using House Rules to torment Adam and Sully continues. Teri is the hero we need, but don't deserve.

[@MrLevtastic]

"no really, my unkempt appearance is a sign that I _am_ employed!"

[@potato5830]

^

[@michaeledmunds7056]

I love the implication that the Chelsea football club and Brisbane hospital are tied together in some kind of kangaroo wielding crime organization.😂

[@livbxr]

The amount of times they forgot to pay for their kids/ pets every round is hilarious

[@erebys0845]

Terry did an absolutely incredible job writing some of these, everything Adam said earlier when he was begging for his payday is actually entirely true and Terry is a wonderful part of NRB.

[@laurenturner4218]

Added to my playlist of ‘videos to watch when sick,depressed or otherwise in need of a laugh’

[@royalmeat6087]

That sounds like a bloody lovely playlist. I think I’m going to steal that idea and make one of my own. Thanks. ❤

[@oathkeeper65]

Can we get the cards made for this? I want to play this so bad. It’s hilarious.

[@omniscient.nescience]

I wanna get absolutely piss drunk and play this so bad

[@yoshispongegirl]

"Oh no! Your dick fell off." I literally cannot describe how much that killed me 😂

[@stone5against1]

I saw the comment before it happened and... The fact there was no more text than that really did it for me hahaha

[@MarquesAllenJones]

"Not anymore and never before!" may be one of my favorite things.

[@teamakesitok]

The crash zoom at 50:13 is so ridiculously funny to me! This is probably my favourite House Rules yet, absolutely hilarious the whole way through

[@PlasmicPenny]

“You’ve been grandcucked” is something I aspire to use in real life

[@OneTrueFinn]

I love that I spent most of the game wondering how Sully was going to lose this time.

[@toast99bubbles]

Losing thanks to Adam cheating is a bit unfair though.

[@toast99bubbles]

@@Dragonatrix Adam cheated early on around 20 minutes in by not missong a turn he was supposed to have missed, changing the outcome of the game from that point onwards.

[@robertbull5584]

​@Louise Wade lighten up, it's a game, given the madness of the game he probably didn't do it intentionally (Sully also forgot to pay off his dolphin at one point, though paid it later in the game).Also even if Sully had retired first, he still wouldn't have won, it went that badly for him in the end 😂

[@greywolf7577]

@@toast99bubbles But Adam still has to get to retirement either way. Yes, him not skipping a turn did change the outcome of the game since it changed the resulting interactions of the players, but that doesn't mean Adam benefited. Adam might have been better off skipping the turn since that would randomize things, perhaps in his favor.

[@Mooshoojr]

"I've commissioned Teri to make a lovely painting of you and me after Brooke stole the other one" is somehow the most apt statement I've ever heard.

[@cable_tv7537]

Don't think I've ever laughed harder in a House Rules. Top content

[@dialog_box]

53:46 the fact that the card said NOTHING ELSE has me absolutely dead 💀

[@justinehercthehuman]

Lmaoooo. Teri adding "Teri's boytoy" 💀

[@royalmeat6087]

House Rules idea: Another round of Guess Who but this time instead of making general statements about caricatures it’s statements about NRB regular cast members. Each cast member could have their floating-head (the score keeper photos) printed and inserted into the Guess Who board. I think it’d be hilarious to see what kind of prompts Adam and Sully come up with 😊

[@adamrobinson6951]

Stealing from your idea but using a new game: Codenames where every past cast member (including guests) have their names on the cards, plus all characters they have played or discussed - including the Billiard Boys, Snavillu, the two commentators from the 2-player tournament, the sexy horse etc.

[@quain5063]

Yes always here for more NRB special self-indulgence!!!

[@royalmeat6087]

@@adamrobinson6951 Absolutely! You took my idea and made it better. It would have to be either a special House Rules with more participants or a modified version of Codenames where Adam and Sully can work as a team. Maybe Teri could score points for every wrong answer they get like in the Pictionary video so that there’s a competitive aspect. I think that could be really neat!

[@alecnickel5069]

And the cool thing is that between NRB and Wrestletalk they have JUST enough people to fill out the 26 spaces.

[@thejacobmosha]

Absolutely unlucky from Sully, hard done by from the police - hopefully Todd backs you and you get a proper chance to be our gaffer.

[@SquishMTR]

Am I the only one who thinks Game of Strife would also make a really fun Board Game Club episode?

[@larkandowl]

Usually it's hard to laugh audibly at things like this without other people to laugh with, but I was absolutely on the floor. One fantastic joke card/improv after another. Of any game series, this one really deserves a live show at someplace like Gen Con.

[@mydnyt5179]

First House Rules posted since I started following🙏 Literally haven't stopped watching nrb since I found them, completely obsessed

[@Cory_Springer]

Welcome aboard!

[@ettaz]

I found them through house rules, the guess who episode. I think I watched almost every episode, some of them more than once (the cheese thief is my comfort thing to watch)

[@mydnyt5179]

@@ettaz I found them through Call of Cthulhu but now I watch house rules to fall asleep😂

[@AcornPlays]

I love how half of these cards that they draw would be brilliant ideas for a movie, personally I'd love to see Sully protect his meemaw from the Portuguese mafia

[@Unyubaby]

Can you just imagine how it'd of been if Adam spun a 1 at the very last spin for the house prices? That'd of been amazing.

[@chicka-boom7540]

The fact you just wrote "that'd of" instead of "that would've" just altered something in my brain chemistry permanently

[@Unyubaby]

@@chicka-boom7540 New England dialect seeps into my writing often.

[@brandonvangieson8087]

Lesson of this episode: deals with the devil are honestly pretty cool as long as you retire before he comes for your life. 👍

[@StuartOnYT]

God these House Rules videos just get better, you can see them breaking from laughing so much and Teri losing it in the background. Best HR yet!

[@Craig-xq8op]

Don't think I've laughed as hard as I did at sully getting a pet sexy horse 😂

[@whattheduck2106]

This game of life is more accurate than the actual game, fanstastic!

[@RickyRatte]

True! You won't believe how shocked I was when my wife birthed an actual dog, but he is a really good boy, even though his grooming bills are really something.

[@blacktronlego]

Game of Life has had many different versions. The one we used to own looked very different to this. It had little plastic buildings for the university, church, little house, millionaire's mansion and country cottage, plus others just for scenery. There was toll bridge and rock formations that the track went over as well.

[@jelmerbouma1080]

Yup own this one as well, and there were some spaces you had to pay your opponents because of your career and you could buy stocks that gave you money if you spun a certain number

[@judithharmon2496]

Perhaps the most entertaining episode to date of House Rules, or as I've come to think of it 'The Teri Show with full supporting cast'

[@snarkbotanya6557]

Sullivan's impression of Dom had me *wheezing.* Those custom cards were absolutely glorious.

[@gurnblanston2848]

I thought you would go for jokes, but this was an astonishingly accurate, almost documentary level depiction of what real life is like. At times, I forgot I was watching a board game being played.

[@tehvvisard]

49:05 You build a house and no one calls you a house builder. You build a bridge and no one calls you a bridge builder. You call one horse sexy... I feel your pain

[@rasmusforchhammer9557]

I love that Sully and Brooke just made up stories with themselves during lockdown

[@quain5063]

Brooke stealing two best friends in love drawings hahahah So many silly references and just pure chaos but hey life's like that :) Love you two

[@jellis]

I would love to see their character's life stories animated. Jumping back and forth between the two.

[@Tw0shedz08]

I had to pause this video six or seven times because I was laughing myself out of breath. Absolutely wonderful

[@enderhugo]

Strategy wise, after becoming a millionaire, sully should've changed jobs asap

[@Moleoflands]

I think he already passed that square tbh

[@andrewshanks7053]

Also would require Sully to discard a card with "Chelsea" written on it to get a card that probably doesn't have "chelsea" written on it.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

"Never again and never before" is the most perfect way to accidentally admit you fked a horse possible

[@SydneyRichards]

So now that we’ve met Snavillu, I am so curious about Bekoor…

[@OptimusProvost]

Snavillu needs to be a regular character now. And I want to know about Brooke’s character Bekoor!

[@zzehaloka3780]

More than any game On house rules I want to see this one again maybe get some others to make the cards like oli and Luke and Blair. I’d pay to make this a series lol.

[@teodorapetkovic]

41:15 Adam selling his children off... not to Satan, but to a local Football Manager millionaire makes a lot of sense.

[@MrThesupremeking]

You guys got to play this on the next charity stream but with more players cause this great 😂😂😂

[@jgdovin1]

Best house rules yet!!!! I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

[@ralyks7477]

I had an idea for a house rules that I'm sure you'll be thrilled to hear about! Snakes and Ladders but every time you get a snake you do a shot, and every time you get a ladder... the other player does a shot :) Wouldn't go for vodka or you might perish so maybe something less strong. Could be called Snakes and Bladders? Snakes and Bladdered? Idk.. name is a work in progress 😅

[@ralyks7477]

Love the series, love the channel 🥰 I've got big into boardgames this year and it's because of watching this channel so - thank you so much! ❤️

[@shayorth1903]

Snakes and Hammered

[@dandyspruce3760]

Think us call it shoots and ladders. So shots and bladdered?

[@medichampion328]

Add in if each even numbered square is either a snake or a ladder, that's a good idea!

[@ProdigalGeek]

I have not laughed so hard in a House Rules episode, thank you Teri, Sullivan and Adam!

[@avsambart]

26:50 I am on the floor crying. This was so good!

[@jakehartley7391]

sullivan with a beard looks like he REALLY loves horses

[@phenomenal1388]

"I've retired with nothing." Is my future 😅

[@bobbob465]

Regardless of allegations, truths, acts, resignations, reasons, etc., regardless of ALL OF THAT... Dammit I'm gonna miss this dynamic.

[@stephycal]

This has been my favourite video ever. I would love to see this played again with more people!

[@GretSeat]

The fact the FIRST SPIN was something about being sued made me laugh so hard, and continue watching. This is brilliant.

[@markoshark4697]

the laser removal thing is actually accurate. Depending on the size and depth of the tattoo it takes multiple sessions to be removed.

[@seanwallace79]

This was the next logical step. Random thought hit my brain.... .Play Sorry....but before each turn... you look at the camera and apologize for something you've done.

[@thischannelisdead9]

This reminds me of when I made my own Game of Life because I couldn't afford it. I ended up working part-time as a police officer before the age of 11, my mum lived under a bridge with a group of nuns, and my dad lived in a lighthouse with his evil aunt. Don't even get me started on how I added the ability to take in ex convicts to join you family.

[@The_sassafrass]

I need this version. 😂

[@matthosscomedy]

I have known NRB for a while, but this the first video I have watched. I wanted to watch for like 2 mins, ended up watching the whole thing. Truly very funny and I love the chemistry between the three of you. great concept, great execution and such a wonderful video! Thank you!

[@ThePhoenixSlayer]

This version of the Game of Life is way more accurate.

[@LillaJag]

This was so funny to watch! Thanks for the laughter 😂 This could be a totally normal episode for Board game club, maybe on the day around April fools day! It would be so funny to have Laurie and Dom with this silly prompts!

[@gabrieladernebraga9339]

You really should do that again with more people I know house rules is just Adam and sully but this is class

[@gabrieladernebraga9339]

Imagina Laurie in the terry begging it would be hilarious

[@K-nut]

Adam joined the TAS. The Teri Appreciation Society

[@Aeonterbor]

I completely lost it somewhere around when Saucy Cuthbert appeared, that whole trip down the path of fatherhood seriously hurt my ribs I was laughing so much.

[@cafffy]

I really should not have watched this at 1am when I’ve got to be up for work early in the morning, but this was incredible. Thank you for the laughs 😂

[@themachodan13]

We need this version with a full crew on Board Game Club

[@steveasaurus3812]

HOLY MOLY, that Dom impression was actually spot on

[@kylinae_rig]

"you have been grandcucked" has to be the best line I've ever heard.

[@robertolsen4970]

They should play my version of house decrypto, it will be Adam and sully against terry. You take turns in looking at the code, then make a hint for each word. ALL PLAYERS CAN SEE THE WORDS. When making the code you want your partner to guess it but you don’t want your opponent to guess it. Both teams will guess the order of the code. It is a point based system where you only get a point by guessing it.

[@creasyhr]

how about snakes and ladders but it's just snakes

[@IAmDroot]

This has me nearly in tears laughing. Best House Rules ever? If not it's definitely up there

[@WTCheatShaming]

This needs to be played with more people.

[@MarkKnightSHG]

This deffo needs another go - get Brooke to write the prompts!