Game Theory: What Does Portal's Party Escort Bot Really Look Like?

this one will knock your socks off guys you wont believe what evidence matthew patthew otherwise known as Matpat "Gametheory" Robert Patrick has dug up in aperture desk job. it will SHOCK you, it will make you AFRAID, it will reveal NEW PORTAL 2 BETA DESIGNS, and it will lastly give you impossible pop quizzes.
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[@1everysecond511]

"Aperture Hand Job" is genuinely the funniest thing ever

[@directorgeff]

I legit laughed out loud when I heard it😅

[@subfuscous987]

truly

[@Connorscosmos]

"the stimulation will begin in 3...2...1"

[@averageheadcrabenjoyer6646]

Yup

[@shrimpaerospace]

​@isteficalthere's already a white one tho

[@mosqit4324]

real question: how does it move without management rails outside the buildings? it walks on its arms looking like amogus?

[@theepicdonut68]

Yes

[@InventorZahran]

When the party escort bot is sus...

[@lisandroiacuzzi2356]

No, it really has a body with legs and evrrything

[@miketurley9548]

Maybe it floats like Mr Handys from fallout?

[@averageheadcrabenjoyer6646]

Gmod hoverball technology

[@Hambrix]

Portal Radio Mix converted into "Death by Glamour" at the end just killed me lmfao

[@evely_one]

It was surprisingly good, too

[@Ethan_Simon]

Anyone have a link to a full version lol?

[@Ptr-ck7if]

thats what it was

[@Link-on5bl]

I only heard it's Showtime

[@AllisonGhost]

party escort in the house tonight

[@shiibashooz5265]

Yass eat consume the porcelain plate 😎🥳 #aelissongoest

[@AxzeeAnimations]

DJD YOU REMEBER TO BRING THE CAKE😾😼😾😼👺💀👺😣👻😖👻😼👻💩👽💀👽🙉😹

[@reitrace]

everybody just have a good time

[@robinsparrow1618]

@@reitrace don't tell me what to do

[@star.soirée]

and we gon’ make u lose ur mind

[@chaysonator0783]

APERTURE HAND JOB!!!

[@powertea1878]

:(

[@mosqit4324]

ni@@a what

[@karll0424]

I heard there was a lost build of portal where the party escort robot would challenge you to a dance off. There was this weird "ratings" system and you had to had to dodge these white energy pellets, and instead of a portal gun you had a real gun. Nice to see some of it uncovered here.

[@caitlinalcock6964]

Hmmm... I've heard of something like that before...

[@robotspark363]

I need a full version of that Still Alive by Glamour remix ASAP

[@Arson_Hole]

Looks like you've Met a ton of professional designers to come up with this one ;)

[@ihavenocockandimustcream]

No because this reminded me, earlier today I was doing a presentation about Portal and its spin-offs at school (we were allowed to do it about anything as long as it was to do with what we're going into college for, and I'm going to study game development so I did a presentation on a game that inspires me). I tried to say Aperture Desk Job and Aperture Hand Labs at the same time.... yeah I said Aperture Handjob in front of my entire class including my 70+ year old christian English teacher

[@galo2383]

IT was at this moment that he knew, he fuccked up

[@MissLouva]

Now i want radio core to be canon

[@condensedmilk4288]

Introducing the "Mtt brand aperture science handheld Portal Device!"

[@hotmanngrayman9059]

"Aperture hand job" sounds better than one we got

[@olly123451]

I saw this pop up in my feed and I was visibly upset that I had somehow accidentally subscribed to Game Theory. Then I saw the channel that uploaded it and I smiled.

[@Ptr-ck7if]

why do u hate game theory :(

[@olly123451]

@@Ptr-ck7if I’m not here to yuck your yum, if you like Game Theory then that’s totally fine 😊 My issue comes from his clickbait video thumbnails as well as doing nonsense “theory” videos that don’t have any actual evidence, or has enough holes that people are enticed to comment and boost the a l g o r i t h m. More power to him, he’s done very well for himself, but it’s just not for me 😊

[@Ptr-ck7if]

@@olly123451 ahhhh, ok, i respect your opinion

[@mariapapadogianniratinggam3778]

@@olly123451 hey there just leaving a dislike on this comment hope you don't mind 😀 (no bad feeling or anything i just don't agree with you)

[@Kingsultansapainca]

Who needs arms when you have Aperture Hand-Jobs like these?

[@Pacca64]

Still love how the actual in map representation of it in Portal 1 is a cursed floating cubic bean can next to a mysterious bleeding radio X3

[@Ace-xn6ep]

I'm glad we get the portal pallet cleanser after the multiple fanbases we ran through

[@imadesmond]

Wheatley is just sans in British ness mode

[@x1nto]

Aperture Hand Job™

[@mosqit4324]

stop

[@teipic2010]

@@mosqit4324 why?

[@ianmata1998]

@@mosqit4324 Aperture Handjob

[@teamakesgames]

Very distinguished robot

[@duck7781]

lean core

[@cyber_dragon_123]

the portaltale plot thickens

[@acousticfacts]

Omg aperture desk lab

[@lol_dab]

OMG it's glafos from UNDERTAL

[@MaveriksAnimations]

I didnt know this was a joke until the radio

[@dylaninpieces2]

Did you make that 3D model yourself, Allison?

[@AllisonGhost]

maybe

[@JJ-Trick]

defeating the party escort bot is easy. you just gotta get behind it and flip the swUh Oh. Oh No. Oh Goodness No

[@jojogape]

unironically want to hear the rest of that still alive remix

[@penners7046]

What AI did you use for that Portal Radio Mettaton Showtime theme

[@AllisonGhost]

My own two hands and ears

[@alexandraryverah6397]

i need the mix in the end.

[@UwUDaniUwU]

Radioton (Escort Bot)'s remix is great

[@villagernumber77]

Really? A radio on a unicycle?

[@AllisonGhost]

better believe it

[@littlefirez]

Thats a scary design!

[@ToxicBastard]

Why did I see the purple eye robot and instantly want to say something about "the bot behind the slaughter" fuck me

[@mor3nk74]

I am traumatized for life

[@moastew1140]

bet it just looks like purple eyed atlas

[@SensitiveFernn]

He, he had to do it to em?

[@jonathanVN1864]

" Aperture Hand Job"

[@ZetaVec]

Glue sticks are yummy

[@deltacee9751]

the obviously superior design

[@LilyYuriko]

At the end, turn it to 0.25 and it sounds normal

[@cappella264]

I actually kind of like it

[@theepicdonut68]

I love the metaton remix where can I find it

[@TadGomer]

MTT X Aperture Science confirmed?!?

[@mr_junkeydude3442]

Real real question what happened to portal Valhalla

[@digicat0719]

*beautiful*

[@doodlestack3595]

Erm what the scallop

[@rusty3676]

"Glafos"🗿

[@real-lacey]

the way you stare at the camera in the profile picture is horrifying to me

[@3dmovieplayer]

matthew patthew did a good job

[@SkylaDev]

Aperture WHAT job now?

[@blindside3233]

OH YES

[@kitma9]

mettaton radio is best radio

[@jakedwight9893]

Aperture Mettaton Aperture Mettaton

[@martsawup]

heeeeeeeloooo internet, well cum to gAyme theory the only show on the internet that gives portal 2 an second look where valce glados cake leaks out of the front door. follow along as we unearth the design?

[@mielpopsyum]

METTATONN

[@SgFlaxy]

love it

[@squiltzzquilts9997]

homero cheno

[@tamas21145]

Why?

[@MrHat.]

Viva Tropico!

[@enadopato]

Is this real?

[@locomotivefaox]

Scawy

[@friendoftheoyster3906]

Unbelevable

[@cookiedough8128]

Its mettaton

[@TheRealYuckl3s_9000]

Glafos

[@sovietshnuckums5345]

whhhhhhh ok

[@zachleblanc3476]

No

[@mechamedegeorge6786]

real

[@gerbil8395]

Funne

[@averageheadcrabenjoyer6646]

Lmao

[@transgendar]

what prompts people to make these

[@persondy-t]

Dude that was scary 😱😱😱😱😳😳😳😳😱😱🤯🤯🤯😱😱🤯🤯🤯😱😱😳😳😳😱🤯😱😳😳😳

[@apersonwithastockimage6289]

funn

[@lambdrey]

I'm first to watch this video!

[@oskarlarsson8534]

Sorry, too scary. That's a dislike from me.

[@shiibashooz5265]

Add a trigger warning for aestheticness 😭😭😔😔😔😒😒🙄😡❤️🙄🤥⁉️😝⁉️😝⁉️🤢😍😔👹😕😪😕🥳😡🤫🤫🤔😲🤔😑😛🥸👹🥸😭😭🥱🤫🤫🥳💀💀💀😭😭⁉️⁉️ #emo #brocken #depressed #feetkink #horn #knee

[@PlaceHolder_072]

that’s a dislike from me dawg

[@AllisonGhost]

May locusts destroy your yield