NATURALLY Curving - Mario Golf: Super Rush

[@xaostek]

"i'm gonna go Peach of cours- OH MY GOD PAULIIIIINE" i think we've entered a new age of Game Grumps

[@mediocreandworse59]

We won't truly reach that frontier until Arin chooses her over Peach in a Mario Party game

[@RealOriginalJ]

@@mediocreandworse59 we need Pauline for the next Mario Party, Mario Kart 9, and for the next Smash Bros. now.

[@Dorian_Scott]

@@RealOriginalJ For Smash Bros, Pauline's special should be her with a band singing "Jump Up, Super Star"

[@gabeyman9587]

A new age of down bad

[@drakemallard1486]

@@Dorian_Scott You underestimate how dark and edgy Pauline really is... Hiding in mystery all these years.

[@Dorian_Scott]

Not even a minute in, and Dan hits Arin with a *_"Deez Nuts"_* joke. That's how you know you're watching a good Grumps episode.

[@Dorian_Scott]

Um... What is *THAT?*

[@digitalgamer457]

@@Dorian_Scott it's a surah. sadly he did the awful tactic of replying for attention.

[@b.p.888]

Also thumbnail of Pauline's armpits 🤤 you know it'll be a great one

[@simplysaifskits3847]

It's going to be a classic game grumps moments, we're lucky to witness it this early

[@ECLIT]

thing is theres almost never a bad one lmao

[@brandonmacleod]

I can just imagine Ally pulling all-nighters thinking of ways that Dan can get revenge on Arin.

[@nix6940]

She absolutely killed it 10/10

[@sandiesandholm1236]

I love that she's helping him with this 😂

[@jcace13]

She's got the big boards with the red string connecting it all together.

[@williamfalls]

Or talked to Ross for a few minutes, who could design Arin torture by just breathing on a game.

[@mediocreandworse59]

I like to imagine her and Dan in some tv/film montage in which they both pace around, mouth dialogue, order food, then the last scene has both of them passed out before one of them jolts awake and exclaims that they've figured it out

[@bersotto2626]

My mom, who doesn't really understands english watched over my shoulder and said that dan has a really cute laugh and i have to agree

[@twinkie415]

your mom sounds cool! :p

[@adensmiles5295]

9:37 On Arin's screen, Yoshi just fucking beelining towards the camera is the funniest thing ever to me for some reason

[@studioblackheart]

I was looking at the other side XD that's beautiful

[@PuppyOrion]

Imagine you're just playing a normal game of golf and then you see Yoshi SPRINTING AT YOU

[@clemfandango4442]

Shout out to Allie for the assist with Dan getting the "Wendeez nuts" dunk on Arin. Just a smashing beginning, 10/10 would watch again.

[@anonkohai2982]

An Allie oop if you will..

[@retrofiend4818]

Im just amazed arin didnt see that shit coming i love him but damn he dumb on that one.

[@ElezyerArts]

@@anonkohai2982 damn you how are you 10 hours ahead of me

[@tonyleer2999]

I was banging on my chest. Top ten hype moments of all time

[@amyisaway7800]

@@tonyleer2999 you were banging on your chest?

[@RiahhCarrie]

"Wendeez nuts go in your mouth" is now tied with "Bienveneu power bottoms" as my favorite opening to a gg episode.

[@surblechev278]

Arin: Hey Wendy, sponsor us again! Wendy: You know what you did

[@chillrelease2213]

Flashback to that one power hour bout food

[@edwardnygma8533]

"It tastes like ash!"

[@mcrawfish]

@@chillrelease2213 not a power hour

[@chillrelease2213]

@@mcrawfish it wasn't? Dang I remember it being one

[@mcrawfish]

@@chillrelease2213 nah, it was a normal video on "The Grumps" channel. similar, but not the same level of production or energy.

[@kapmando]

“Why are you so good“ Silly Arin, Dan honed his craft on Eugene Levy’s world of golf!

[@RogueSwansong]

Arin and his "Do I want to be with her or be her"-dilemma

[@mintmittens]

well, he's married to suzy, so he has the "with her" part down with pauline

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Can relate

[@Nikkiflausch]

why not polyamory

[@A2Z83]

why not both

[@ViktorErikFade]

That's me with guys I cosplay as lol

[@MrAlbinoRyno]

I feel like Arin blowing his shots and yelling PAULINE will be a recurring theme of this playthrough.

[@natechucks]

Wendy's tweet: "Gottem"

[@artnew6739]

@@AxxLAfriku Wut?

[@thelastTankers9931]

@@artnew6739 he’s a troll who spams “subscribe” comments

[@natechucks]

@@artnew6739 My reaction exactly.

[@artnew6739]

@@thelastTankers9931 Yeah I figured, and while I respect the hustle, just make a new comment thread lmao

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

@@artnew6739 interesting tactic tho. lol saying you should subscribe cus your channel is shitty

[@thayertymon4805]

Oh a new golf game I can’t wait for the betrayal. *Betrayal happens before the game even starts*

[@KairuHakubi]

it ended so nicely

[@PlagueOfGripes]

Yoshi sort of looks like if Scrappy Doo was bit by a bee and also was gangrene with a saddle.

[@dreadpiraterobertsnumba5]

Have you *seen* the Ariana Grande edit of him? Dude's perky little tail has a whole new meaning to it...

[@Wulfey13]

I'm currently rewatching the Best Friends Bloodborne LP so I feel like I'm seeing you eeeeeeeeeverywhere, lol

[@A2Z83]

green and retired

[@Equ3strianGam3r]

It's a shell not a saddle.

[@CathodeRayKobold]

Don't you DARE dis my boy. Yoshi is a TREASURE.

[@spacesquid95force25]

Dan’s really on a roll with these deez nuts jokes.

[@chainsawpanda2]

to be fair Allie did the legwork on this one

[@D3ADM0N5T3RC4T]

Yeah, because of Ally

[@TheCobhc2005]

Allie is helping Dan get his due diligence after sitting for years im the shadow of "Updog" 😂 good for Dan lolol

[@someguyinahotdogsuit9641]

Hes really on a roll with DEEZ

[@bewilde_]

Allie truly living up to the Nut Boy name. It's a beautiful sight •́ ‿ ,•̀

[@Misshowzat]

I just died laughing at Arin's desperate sneeze. It really tickled me for some reason

[@reagansido5823]

Coming back to golf AND starting off on a successful deez nuts joke. Feels like Christmas morning.

[@Evan8787]

I love how they don't ever aim their shots yet are shocked they land in the bunker and miss putts.

[@RsRapturex]

I was just about to say the same thing lmao

[@RayOSA]

I can barely even tell how you would do that

[@Pgoodso]

@@RayOSA There's a button to check the overhead map before you hit.

[@SC_Silver_99]

@@Pgoodso That's all I did the first time I played was look at the controls on screen, I also played a lot of advanced tour for gba so I figured everything out pretty easily.

[@officerbanana9096]

I love the fact that usually any female character Arin simps for tends to look like his wife

[@rw3404]

"Have you ever had Haunted Balls?" - Dan Avidan, 2021

[@TheLivingBluejay]

24:53 - Oh wow, I've just noticed that the characters pick up their bag after they putt.

[@rastabananaman206]

25:53 the way Arin’s regurgitated couch lined up with yoshi is too perfect lmao

[@kayzmavc4596]

The cough PERFECTLY aligned with the rebound and everything! What a beautiful moment.

[@robintst]

Arin's opposite extremes to winning and losing are such a little brother attitude, I love it.

[@theruoc147]

I really hope Pauline stays a normal cast member the same way Rosalina has.

[@Over9000BPM]

Same. I really like how mundane and down-to-earth she is. She’s like a one-woman foil to the entire setting.

[@MoeChicken]

I'm a big fan, too. Nice to have some brunette representation. Also, she's a mayor. And a singer.

[@stevencraeynest7729]

@@MoeChicken don't forget the baps on her

[@MoeChicken]

@@stevencraeynest7729 Those are nice too. I also like how she just casually waves "Hi" to the audience every time she gets par. She's all, "Okay, I got the ball in the hole. Wait, am I on camera...? Um! Hi."

[@SuperTed.]

Jesus christ

[@OthaiaGP]

Oh man am I excited for this versus! Its gonna drive them nuts, or at least Arin

[@SomeKindaHero117]

25:50 Had me in literal tears 🤣🤣 Just the way he gets so into it only for his body to physically reject what he just saw

[@risty8037]

Easiest one. “Howdy!” “Howdees nuts taste?”

[@MDClips2464]

First you gotta find someone who actually says "howdy"

[@KnifePIay]

@@MDClips2464 nah you say howdy first, 2nd person confusedly repeats it from never hearing it. Then you finish him

[@amenz137]

you say “how do cowboys greet each other?”

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

i really am surprised that no one has hit arin with the wendeez nuts one until now. like not even a fan on twitter or something?

[@jajajasputin8927]

It was fate. Fate was waiting for Danny to do it

[@Nekoblitzzz]

Dan: “Wendeez nuts go in your mouth!” Arin: *updog flashbacks*

[@BSENKevin]

Arin: I wish I looked that good (referring to pauline). Dan: you do look that good. Nice to see the bromance is still alive.

[@PAShattuck]

I can't wait for Arin to lose his mind about the physics

[@kuykendallwebfamily]

I mean, I play golf and the physics are pretty good actually. Of course not counting the super shots or whatever lol

[@oznofow]

this comment could almost go perfectly with the VS intro theme

[@Norweeg]

The physics in this game aren’t terrible. I don’t get why they decided to make the putting grid colors backwards. The red is counter-intuitive, like you’d think it would mean you have to hit harder to go uphill, not downhill.

[@kayzager4631]

@@Norweeg It's because it's harder to put downhill than uphill

[@MeruXYZ]

The physics are fine. A lot of people just don't pay attention to hill gradient, curve of the ball lie, curve of the surface, or even how to properly use the ball "curve" mechanic in combination with super backspin, topspin etc. There's a lot going on here but I forgive you for being an inept idiot.

[@CritScratch]

2-2 on the updog jokes WHO WILL BREAK THE TIE FIRST?!

[@Celebratory_Diaper]

Didn't Arin get Dan with Icup tho? Then it would be 3-2

@@Celebratory_Diaper which one was the Icup?

[@DjVader112]

@@Celebratory_Diaper yeah dan still behind 1

[@Dr_Tune]

Arin got bamboozled yet again. What a time to be alive.

[@Donttrustthatburger5144]

I'm just pleased to hear those dulcet tones less than a minute in they blew my speakers

[@enderchicken87]

Dan saying "Standard spin, backspin" synced weirdly well with the music at 5:24

[@Shaze64]

Arin while extremely undershooting his shot: I'm gonna get it in!

[@DeLePlays]

23:52 that was a damn nice shot, Dan. 25:41 DAMNNNNNN This series is VERY fun to watch!!

[@simplysaifskits3847]

"Wendy's nuts go into your mouth " Oh My God HE DID IT , HE ACTUALLY DID IT FINALLY 😂😂

[@foozgame1060]

I think that was revenge for the updog incident

[@simplysaifskits3847]

@@foozgame1060 sweet revenge, and it was actually a good one too.

[@flitterbee]

Dan already got Arin with "feel dee" in Sonic Heroes, but now it's tied 2-2!

[@simplysaifskits3847]

@@flitterbee oh yeah you're right , damn it's close , it's anyone's game at this point

[@InsaneCitizenErased]

great job ally!

[@jumpingvaccum96]

I think it’s cute that everytime there’s female characters in a game Arin, either purposefully or accidentally, chooses the one that looks like Suzy.

[@billystreight8940]

@@sherlockwright7105 don't cut yourself on that edge

[@gasolinejoy]

Arin has such A Type. It's the goth aesthetic. There's no proper goth girl (maybe the next female character?) but the brunette with dark makeup is the closest there is in Mario games right now.

[@sherlockwright7105]

@@billystreight8940 I mean, am I wrong?

[@Slightly_Decent]

@@sherlockwright7105 I don't understand the need for people to express hatred when it's so much easier to simply be nice. Like really what's your thought process hm? Being a dick just puts everyone in a bad mood for no reason. If you don't like her personality that's one thing, but talking shit on someone's looks just screams insecurity to me. Can't wait to see how many people call me a "white knight".

[@sherlockwright7105]

@@Slightly_Decent I honestly think the toxic positivity of comparing someone to a fictional character that was designed to be attractive is worse. Why can't we just be honest that not everyone is attractive, and that it also shouldn't define who they are as a person? Someone says Pauline looks like Suzy and they get 52 likes. I didn't do it correctly at all, but I commented that because it struck me as absurd to make the comparison. No one calls out that comment because it's more socially acceptable to gloss over the real problem and just lie to people. So sure, Suzy looks like Marilyn Monroe if that really makes you happy but I don't think it would make me any less of a dick to say it.

[@Salvidrim]

26:11 Arin frantically SWINGING at the ball while in tap-in range absolutely destroyed me XD

[@vipersniper191]

Arin at the start: "okay, so we got the 'raaange finder'. Pretty standard." Also Arin 20min into the episode: "range finder, the hell's that?" Never change

[@captionhere19]

"how do you use your special shot!?" *press L for special shows up every single time they hit the ball

[@b.p.888]

Thank you whoever did the thumbnail for the Pauline pit shot ❤

[@coltbusick6644]

Less than two minutes in and I’m crying. Dan just beat the Deez Nuts game.

[@tossemback826]

that was a beautiful moment of surprise and excitement in Arin's voice at the start of the episode that was oh so violently ripped away by Dan. What a beautiful friendship

[@jillguer]

You know, for someone who listened to the entire Broadway recording of RENT this morning. I was not expecting Arin's rendition of Goodbye Love.

[@chrisrossi852]

i NEED a compilation of all the times dan has said “wait did we start the episode?”

[@ladykilljoy9864]

I love when Pauline ultimate she is singing jump up, super star! :3

[@Rook_BT]

"You won this hole! ;)" - Princess Daisy

[@elizaghoul8467]

If this beginning isn’t fully animated, I will cry

[@cindereffnella]

I love that y’all are playing this! I’d love to see you guys do all the game types and I’d even watch you just going thru all the courses. This is a great game! It gives me such anxiety to watch Dan not aim 🤣 Also if you aim your chip onto the green short of the pin you’ll have a better chance of rolling into the hole. Nice lil chip ins for birdies always feel good.

[@gamerboy7962]

Arin: "YES! I got a Birdie! ...Pauline is so freaking hot..."!

[@kienesel7]

Arin's brain right hemisphere: Oh my goddamnit, how are you so good!? Arin's brain left hemisphere: ooooh Pauline...

[@Chuck-PK]

When Arin gets Dan: seething rage When Dan gets Arin: a celebration

[@pinnedcomment8614]

Today I learned Portland was named by a coin flip. Had the coin landed the other way, the city would be Boston, Oregon.

[@nintendogeek138]

So is that why Portland sucks

[@Cheshipuss]

@@nintendogeek138 Lets face it though. Even if Boston won, we'd still be saying Boston sucks.

[@MightyWolfTV]

I wanna see you guys playthrough the Adventure Mode, it’s frustrating.

[@bufficliff8978]

BOOST

[@SC_Silver_99]

The second half of the game didn't feel like golf to me.

[@rynostewie]

I love when you guys play golf games. The competitiveness between you two is just amazing. The pacing also makes for some great moments.

[@dogishappy0]

Grumps- We love Golf Games! Me- I just watched The Choppies on Grumpout, don't lie to me.

[@galaxygrumps]

0:47 the joy Dan feels when he finally gets him 🤣

[@Spiketrooper]

Let's be honest, who wouldn't want to be Rosalina'd

[@hoppy2829]

😶

[@somethingsuperbland8829]

Rosa worst girl. Daisy best

[@BinToss._.]

Rosalina'ed right in the tooter 😩

[@Zombie_Chow]

I want to be those bunnies in Mario Galaxy

[@zetakirby]

I really appreciate ally she sounds like such a keeper constantly helping Dan to try and get revenge on Arin for the up dog shame

[@clandestine_cat]

I knew it would only be a matter of time. Have you guys heard of What the Golf?

[@That_Lady_Charlie]

oh they would LOVE that game

[@BlueCollarZombie]

“Let’s do normal mode so we can learn to play the game” *plays entire episode in a different mode* Who else but The Grumps??

[@eMRH1202]

They didn’t bother to line up a single putt.

[@BlueCollarZombie]

@@eMRH1202 who else but The Grumps?

[@shadowcorpse1]

Also no clue that it was who was the fastest not how many strokes 🤣

[@Norweeg]

I’m over 14 minutes in and they’ve done multiple holes with their special shot meters just sitting there full, after taking time to review the controls at the beginning.

[@BlueCollarZombie]

@@Norweeg who else but The Grumps?

[@ViperNakajima]

Dan please. There is "always" more golf games to play. You just need to know where to look! Personally I would recommend Outlaw Golf on the PS2 myself.

[@mattparsons946]

Ali, Dan, congrats on the Wendy’s burn. That was absolutely amazing. I feel like it out-ranks the “updawg” burn, as it has much higher scores for target specificity, as well as a decent setup. This, i feel, offsets any teamwork between Ali and Dan (Dan’s humility and honor in sharing that this was a team effort should, alone, balance out any points taken away for the tag-team burn). Grump Lovelies, please weigh in.

[@firestorm1088]

There's so much to love about this episode within five minutes. Dan getting his deez nuts revenge, Arin's excitement that Pauline is in this, and plenty of ball jokes.

[@sethfields3609]

The way Dan said "standard spin, backspin" exactly to the rhythm of the music was great

[@RiverGloom]

I legit just finished the old Mario golf episodes thinking wow they should really play the new one. You guys should totally try golf with friends

[@Dorian_Scott]

FOUR!

[@namesurname3257]

YESSSSS, INVITE SUPERMEGA FOR A GAME OF GOLF WITH FRIENDS PLEASE

[@fountgarde]

Please don’t

[@u-hwky7039]

Me: Oh another golf game that sounds like a nice relaxing time *The most chaotic and stressful golf game ever ensues*

[@onetootreeflour6769]

23:57 "there we go, perfect perfect perfect" 24:00 "aww that was terrible. WOW THAT WAS AN AWFUL SHOT" 🤣

[@TheMike0088]

I'm so happy you guys are doing a golf game again. I don't even know why, but golf game videos are my favorite GGVS videos to watch.

[@MalcolmLcz]

Dan got em! I am even more happy he gave credit to who made the joke. xD

[@BowieNinja]

I didn't bother watching this on release cause only Arins head was in the thumbnail and I don't tend to enjoy the solo plays. Now I realise it's a GG VS i've come back to watch it. Worth keeping in mind.

[@walygisnep]

Arin has given so much free advertising for Wendy’s that they kind of owe him a sponsorship.

[@hampusn.979]

I love how Arin is strategizing and taking wind in to acount. Meanwhile Dan is just slamming the ball immediately and just crushes the competition (^_^)

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Luckily for Dan, Arin was too infatuated by how amazing Pauline looked in her golf gear to ultimately stab Dan that one day Arin just so happened to bring his knife to work.

[@jayriot3991]

Love me some game grumps vs golf. After all these years you guys still consistently make me laugh. Yall are the best.

[@ColderBrother98]

Im almost halfway through the episode... Do they ever realise how to use their special abilities?

[@aymuhspunj]

No

[@NicoArtUy]

@@aymuhspunj You are the misleading-boy! You are the one who lies!

[@OwGash]

love that game concept lol. Golf irl=boring, golf in game=fun af to watch. Ball heaven xd

[@soranraina4391]

Arin is to "did you point?" As Markiplier is to "are you close?"

[@hoyabembetv943]

As soon as I saw the grumps playing golf of any kind i got hyped. more golf pls.

[@obviousghost5895]

"Mario Golf: Super Rush. Blast your balls into star bits!"

[@MCManoos]

Arnold's default sound when doing anything is now "HUP."

[@JPBrooksLive]

Advice: The rain slows your ball down dramatically while putting!

[@grimmthereaper9334]

gotta love the fact that even tho dan and arin are the ripe old age of 34 and 42...they both still have the humor of 10 year olds, and that ladies and gentlemen, is why game grumps will forever be youtube legends

[@P1K3L]

I was waiting for them to play this!

[@ROCKtheONYX]

I love how in this video, instead of Arin yelling. He wispered "You fuckin freak" this time XD

[@OrbisAetherum]

Watching them *repeatedly* overshoot and almost never adjusting their power is infuriating.

[@Jamie-bv1gy]

Or dan doing nothing but standard ot topspin when he should be doing backspin

[@samanthahartley6841]

@@Jamie-bv1gy I'm fairly certain I yelled at my phone "Why are you using top spin?!?!"

[@OrbisAetherum]

@@Jamie-bv1gy See now that I get, because I can appreciate not intuiting that you have to double tap a button or use a different button to complete the shot. But the overshooting when THEY CAN SEE THE BOUNCE AND THE METER is nuclear levels of arrrrrrrgh.

[@snerdterguson]

I wonder how many golf games they will play before Dan starts hitting his shots a little lighter. He aims at the hole every shot and always rolls past it. God I love these guys.

[@stonetemplepilot420]

Me seeing the grumps playing the newest Mario golf! Me as M. Bison: "Yes! Yes!"

[@wildlioness8345]

Mmmhm

[@asxmeggy5049]

😄 YES YES

[@Nekomania]

I love their Michael hup it's just such a silly thing that never fails to make me smile.

[@grierhunt6729]

I’m scouring the comment section trying to figure out what it means. It rings a bell but I can’t pinpoint why! Can you tell me?

[@Nekomania]

@@grierhunt6729 oh i can't exactly remember what it's from but i believe it's them making fun of old fighter games and how the characters said their attacks. Kinda like the i want some pound cake that Arin did in the latest bowsers fury episode.

[@sintua]

31:23 Dan never learned to let the Wookie win.

[@freakyfangirl2927]

This is one of those series where you close your eyes to get a whole different experience

[@robjohnsonmusicandgaming]

0:45 I laughed so hard and genuinely at that, wow I feel so much better than I did before that happened. What a legendary moment

[@blobishlybelfer2717]

Pauline? I see he's a man of culture...

[@THEREDHOTWRECK]

When this game came out I knew it was only a matter of time before the Grumps picked this one up.....the times they do ANY rendition of golf is always gold......

[@rithrius5384]

Next week in your nearest Wendy's restaurant: The Wendy's Nutz Burger!

[@MilkieMouse]

Aight, so... Despite having a seemingly more simplified shot mechanic, Speed Rush does have some things that some players take a long time to pick up on - even with the story mode acting as a tutorial, because it only touches on these things once and for very little time before sending you off on your next golf excursion. So! If you want to play with the big kids, keep some things in mind: - When a shot is uphill, you have to overshoot to compensate. When it's downhill, you have to undershoot or risk going too far over. The indicator for this is actually on the pin icon itself, using blue or red arrows to express the difference in elevation. The overhead (Y) view will also just straight up tell you if the pin is uphill, downhill, or roughly the same elevation. - When you add up or down "curve" to a shot, you are making it go higher/lower, not forward/backward. This is mostly useful for going over or under course obstacles - though lower shots are less effected by the wind, whereas higher ones are more effected by the wind. Naturally, higher/lower shots will not travel as far. - Spin and control are incredibly powerful in this game and it's easy to apply too much spin or curve shaping, especially when you start unlocking star club sets. For example: unless you want your shot to make an almost very sudden L-shape, a max power curve won't often be necessary. - The red area of the shot gauge is a random chance to duff the shot. The greater the size of the red cone, the greater left/right deviation potential. There's no way to counter this, short of setting shot power below the danger zone. (That's why you don't set shot accuracy on the back-swing anymore.) - Some clubs have a larger carry than others, meaning your ball will roll further or shorter with potentially great variance between two different clubs. The overhead view (Y) shows the carry distance as a white gradient half-circle so you can account for it. The line at the base of this circle is the land, where the ball is likely to, well, land. - When putting, the red/blue grids follow the same rules as the red/blue indicator for the pin: blue means there is an uphill slope and red means a downhill one. Like with regular shots, you must adjust your shot power accordingly. - The trailing white dots on the putting grid indicate left/right slopes that will roll your ball in those directions. If you don't aim your shot accordingly, your shot will not go straight, and you'll never sink those long bombs. - Rain significantly hinders your shot's carry - meaning if the grass is wet, ball don't roll gud. - Just don't play on the course with the thunderclouds. Only villains do that. If you find yourself under a thundercloud, pick a god and pray. The boys are gonna be frustrated at their shots for a long time until they learn this stuff, but at least the information is all right on the screen. They just need to learn how to use it, that's all.

[@manfredvkv]

Hell yeah!