Take the Birdy, Leave the CHICKEN - Mario Golf: Super Rush

[@yaroslavsky]

May I just say, how much I love the Gregorian Chanting delivery guy. That bit was fantastic.

[@Max-yn2vf]

I thought it was Ross for a minute idk why

[@orion470]

It’s just one of the four majora’s mask giants’ side-hustle

[@SoundEffectsNecessary]

Gregorian grub chub

[@phantom-pr6op]

As much as I love me some Gregorian chanting it caught me off guard watching this at midnight. XD It's too late to bust out the Enigma albums.

[@ViktorErikFade]

I hope that guy makes a come back in the future, as their food always comes mid episode

[@brandonholman4646]

I love how Arin talks to the heavens at 24:47

[@jakirokotaro4311]

The Archangel Michael has arrived with your food.

[@AnxiusOne]

Dude I hear it, what is that ominous sound. Thought God was blowing his horns

[@andrewodinson3726]

I can't believe Dan did so well despite never aiming his shots.

[@murasaika2776]

especially on the last hole.

[@theronrossiter4905]

Or ever using his super shot.

[@M_Alexander]

It's almost like the game points you at the hole and Arin kept overcompensating

[@Partinaire]

@@M_Alexander as usual

[@inconspicuousboi3251]

I know 🤣

[@Indigo1559]

I love that, combined, these two understand about 35% of the game, but they still have a ton of fun

[@honeydewzy5]

Holy hell, I can’t believe the grumps get their food from the gods themselves

[@Hitomora]

Can you imagine being a delivery person and seeing the name Dan Avidan or Arin Hanson on you Delivery List

[@QuesoCucuy]

@@Hitomora apparently they use fake names on their orders

[@Hitomora]

@@QuesoCucuy that's smart actually

[@AshyCat]

@@QuesoCucuy "hanson arin" and "avidan dan" its so smart, no one will figure it out

[@gmaster2647]

I heard that and died laughing. So I figured I'd ask and they confirmed.

[@RickachuCXVI]

It's really impressive how Dan is somehow a savant at this game without knowing any mechanics past hitting the ball and running

[@FuryousD]

ikr

[@303elliott]

Arin: I'M IN LAST! Dan: That's fourth best :)

[@L33PL4Y]

yup, that definitely was something they said

[@jameseddleman6944]

I like that a whole Gregorian chanting group also delivers.

[@weirdcat8373]

Rosalina is literally using telekinesis to swing her golf club. That's gotta be an offense.

[@zeedause5289]

I checked the gible (golf Bible), nowhere does it say anything about space telekinesis. Magnetism is an offence though.

[@NotoriousG-c4y]

Meanwhile there's Chuck throwin that boy like a football 🤣

[@niklas2933]

the singing girl used a microphone XD

[@EviltheNub]

well she came in last, so it obviously didn't help her

[@Paradox_Edge]

I'm sure that she operates under good faith and has promised not to use more then what the others are capable of. Hell, I'd trust her if she said that to me. Wouldn't you? She literally has 0 incentive to cheat. She's a literal space goddess. Winning at golf is the least of her achievements.

[@NightShade1218]

Ah, my favorite Mario Princesses: Rosalina, Peach, Pauline and Chargin' Chuck.

[@cmo3195]

More like Charming Chuck amirite?

[@geekasauruswreks8789]

@@cmo3195 Chad af Chuck

[@ViktorErikFade]

OH YEAH I just remembered the other princess is Daisy ! 😂 I was enjoying Dan running everything down I couldn't remember who the other one was, and I like Daisy

[@cassandrapearsall4273]

I am amused that Rosalina doesn't hold her club, she just hovers and swings it with magic

[@juanpablod5305]

The fact that she uses magic for this kind of stuff really sounds… unfair haha

[@elizaghoul8467]

She’s a literal god of the Mario universe lol. I guess she’s just too good for that 😂

[@gogokowai]

Air Bud rules, there's no rule against it so it's legal.

[@sleepCircle]

@@juanpablod5305 i imagine that just so long as the telekinesis ONLY extends to the club (which means she still has to judge angle, hitting position, arc, force, wind, distance, etc. when she swings it) it's probably fair

[@Zarouge]

@@TheRealBatabii she likes to accessorize LMAO

[@pedrostormrage]

32:45 "Our chicken is just sitting out there, in the wild" Arin played Chicken in the Darkness irl, except it was daylight

[@Oddi0]

Never using special abilities yet still winning is SO on brand for Dan, lol. How does he do it?

[@brandonburgess3548]

Dan is just a god tier gamer

[@brandonburgess3548]

Dan is just a god tier gamer

[@MachineGunJoepwns]

He is just built different

[@t0lkki]

The fewer things you need to keep track of the more focus you can devote on each task.

[@geekasauruswreks8789]

I think it's how he redeems his karma or something

[@jroden06]

Can we talk about that amazingly fun looking animation whenever Pauline hits her special shot? That is so well paced and vibrant

[@just_doug]

Such a great idea to have her do the kick/swing of the mic to hit the shot. Whoever thought of mixing that with a golf hit is a genius.

[@FuryousD]

that is why she is my favourite character in the game to play as, that and the music that plays when she does her special shot.

[@andreanarileyveronica7923]

"No don't make peach cry, she's my favorite" - the man playing and obsessed with pauline.

[@rheaverghoul]

Dan, for the love of God. Adjust your putting aim. You would be killing arin in strokes

[@kylewk172]

HE NEEDS TO USE THE SUPER SHOTS TOO

[@Kanjur0]

Like, he shot right at a giant rock. :/

[@rheaverghoul]

@borderline dude or mam it clearly wasn't for him. Im aware these are made earlier and they dont read comments. I had 0 expectations of my comment actually having an effect on his game play. I Was just writing what I was thinking watching him continually not aim his putts. Thank you for your input

[@jurassicpudding1962]

@borderline Dude let people vent. Of course we know he won’t see this persons post.

[@gasolinejoy]

@@jurassicpudding1962 Honestly just ignore this guy, he's got some serious rage issue (he left me a deranged reply on a different comment)

[@johnnynorrisjr.39]

"Um...I don't...know what any of this means." Me, for this entire episode Edit: 500 likes ^_^ For lil old me...ty guys

[@jonathanwilson7949]

ikr

[@notchristbh8936]

The chantings from oblivion in Arin's phone call caught me off guard

[@Dorian_Scott]

Arin: *_"Wait... You can run into other people's ball!?"_* Dan: *_"Whoa! Not in MY house!"_*

[@chumbus]

I can't believe it took me this long to notice that chargin' chuck has a tail. On another note: I hate chargin' chuck's tail.

[@geschnitztekiste4111]

He's still a Koopa

[@bufficliff8978]

Reverse peen

[@Allister_1]

@@bufficliff8978 I know that isn't an accurate use of the word reverse but to be fair the only replacement i can think of is inverse and that still isn't right.

[@pzld64]

I never noticed…. Now I can’t unsee it

[@Allister_1]

@@deimoskaischylos backward does work. And I'm blown away that I didnt see it. I need to stop being a gaymer all night and get back on some kind of sleep schedule. It wasn't as fun a term but trust me the mental gymnastics I just went through has a whole spectacle people would've paid from miles around to see me parse that all out. Also I have the mental acuity of a walnut.

[@spacesquid95force25]

Gotta love that Arin picked all the girls to compete against and then there’s Dan picking the alpha male of the group Chargin Chuck.

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

Not all of them... poor Daisy getting left behind again just like the Mario Land games she's from.

[@somethingsuperbland8829]

@@IgnatiusBlaze4 Daisy is best girl. She shouldn’t be near these low tier girls.

[@ScorpDK]

I don't think Arin ever picks Daisy for anything. Guess he knows he's not worthy of her presence.

[@Molue_]

Chargin' Chuck is definitely not a *Virgin* Chuck.

[@alucardprinceofgayvampires8526]

Chargin' Chad

[@lekingpanda]

dan and arin having their food served by an eldrich god

[@sigurdgram]

arin: scoopy banoopy! me: *perks up immediately* bugsnax?!

[@vigorouslethargy]

Well, Arin is a Grump....

[@stijnlaauwen6197]

BUNGER BUNGER BUNGER

[@kyletowers9662]

we need them to play that game

[@beepobeepo]

@@stijnlaauwen6197 bunger my beloved

[@randoreads]

Simlish

[@MrMcGee-yc1oq]

Chuck is in the Ultimate Golfing Harem today.

[@mediocreandworse59]

And he couldn't care less because he only has eyes for golf

[@Pyrodragon3993]

@@mediocreandworse59 It's hard to appeal to a man who's only interested in balls.

[@jorkred7455]

Somebody please write a fanfiction about this, this joke is too funny!

[@Roadrunner-n9k]

harems come and go, but golf is forever

[@geekasauruswreks8789]

@@Roadrunner-n9k *balls are forever

[@SSmotzer]

I like how Dan is still better than Arin despite Dan always forgetting to use his super.

[@Dudeman9339]

or aim his shots... or look at the slope... or realizing that the ball rolls and overshooting every single freaking shot. Dan is dumb.

[@SSmotzer]

@@Dudeman9339 And yet he still wins

[@lukasmiles5991]

I was about to comment “Dan forgets to use his super” but than thought to read the comments before haha glad I did

[@janrupertalfeche8959]

@@Dudeman9339 Dan is oblivious. There's a difference ;)

[@chrissutherland2949]

It kills me that Dan doesn't know how to use the super move

[@bobbobber4810]

And he did use it in the first episode isn't? He also always target right to the hole...

[@geekasauruswreks8789]

@@bobbobber4810 he used it in this episode. just... randomly.

[@kharyeperkins195]

I want someone to actually try this on some golf course, just kicking your opponent's ball someplace else

[@The_Number1Candyman]

If they added certain twists like that I'd actually watch golf outside of a video game

[@Hermit.Crabbe]

@@The_Number1Candyman *polite clapping as a man kicks their opponent's ball into the water then sprints away*

[@geekasauruswreks8789]

While watching I said that if golf were played this way (running frantically, pushing people, sabotaging balls lol) I would totally take up playing.

[@grantego553]

I believe that alpharad was thinking out loud about doing this with some youtubers on the stream where they bet on computer players. If anyone is crazy enough to do it, it’s him.

[@reagansido5823]

Dan is a fu*king savant when it comes to VS games. It very impressive tbh.

[@Nowolf]

@@TheRealBatabii n* u

[@thisiswhatilike54]

This your first day on the Internet? Mommy and Daddy hovering over your shoulder, watching what you type? It’s “fucking”. The word you’re looking for is “fucking”.

[@ryanallen6325]

Oh hey, Big Zam

[@reagansido5823]

I didn't expect people could be triggered over one censored word but here we are.

[@MexicanHeadbanger95]

Dan be like "I strategized by accident" xD

[@vigorouslethargy]

The opponent can't read what you're doing if *you* don't know what you're doing.

[@King_Luigi]

@@vigorouslethargy "I can't make any sense of this pathing, whoever we're dealing with must be an Expert Strategist!" (Cut over to Dan who gets distracted and sometimes hits his ball toward a bird or butterfly he sees in the distance)

[@Peterpasq]

Dan using topspin when he CLEARY wants to use backspin is killing me

[@Buphido]

Man, Dan and Arin climbing that mountain with Skyrim strats, cracking me up... xD

[@thatssovenus]

This comment is so fucking funny cuz it's so true 🤣

[@motodog242]

And it gave Dan the win on that hole too, lol.

[@existenceisrelative]

It's always a magical time when the grumps are running _two_ series i'm really, really, really enjoying. Golf and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. #2_GottaHaveSomeFush #3_DontLeaveThisBlank

[@kaylagagethebloob4254]

I want them to continue Bowser's Fury

[@existenceisrelative]

@@kaylagagethebloob4254 I'm sure they'll have someone off camera do most of it, using only bowser jr to push mario into place and then they'll fight the final boss in about 3-5 years.

[@ellipsis5345]

*giant obvious wind funnel nearby* “How do I scale this wall?”

[@gasolinejoy]

The time they spent not understanding that rush game was impressive on its own...

[@bubbledoubletrouble]

@borderline How dare people complain about stuff not making sense when they skip over or otherwise ignore everything on screen that explains what’s going on. It’s something we expect them to do at this point. Doesn’t make it any less hilarious though.

[@bubbledoubletrouble]

@borderline We know they refuse to read. Arin knows we know that; he’s said as much in plenty of videos. The only one here who seems to be taking it seriously is you.

[@gasolinejoy]

@borderline The fact that a lighthearted comment (literally not even a complaint!) could get this level of rage in reply is peak youtube. What ever you're on, maybe lay off of it for a bit!

[@irrelevantFJS]

@borderline You think you look cool, but you just look sad. 😂

[@thomasfrench5563]

A little hint Dan, stop double tapping "A" when you hit the ball unless you want it to fly all over the fucking place

[@wetfeathers9971]

This is nice and all but I wish the characters lost their shit at triple bogey and higher like they did in Toadstool Tour. Was always funny

[@Chachibenji]

So many things about this episode are incredibly funny but Im pretty sure the hallowed doordash chants at 25:00 take it for me

[@MikesterMF]

I just want to point out "#_DontLeaveThisBlank" is probably a result of the uploader looking at an auto fill and going: "Well shit, I guess I'll put that." I see you. I witness you. And most of all, I respect you.

[@Bosstylo]

This game is incredibly fun to watch. It would be awesome if they made it a reoccurring series like Monopoly or Mario Party

[@Gammaburst1298]

These beginning cutscenes are really something.

[@galaxygrumps]

Arin: I love peach she's my favorite Also Arin a few mins later: 20:00

[@oofmydude8173]

The fact that dan wins without using his special shot is both hilarious and infuriating

[@zeckemyro7031]

One day they'll learn that terrain changes the direction of their shot...

[@Matt_Man_94]

Hey, they only just started consistently taking the wind into account with this series. Baby steps. Lol

[@geekasauruswreks8789]

tbf, they def understand the concept from other golf games they've played. this one adds speed as a factor. watching them run around crazily is fun. I do understand jokes, tho, so i also liked your comment. lol

[@Danphiroud]

"Everybody wins... But Rosalina." Oh yeah, truly shows she is the daughter of her father alright.

[@njnjhjh8918]

Who's Rosalina's father?

[@korkirin]

The food delivery bit KILLED me. 😂😂

[@UnbakedParrot]

"Um....I don't.....know what any of this means." Classic Hanson, this should be entertaining yet again 🤣

[@joepereira5618]

If Danny never uses his special abilities and still manages to win, wouldn't that make him the videogame boy?

[@benjaminadams6118]

Dan belting out "Gimme this shit I'm gonna fuckin throw it" towards the end of the video got me lmao

[@jokerking2994]

Thanks to this game I now want to see people actually running to their ball to hit again like this

[@Marcusml333]

Oh, wow, I can't believe an entire Gregorian monk choir decided to call Arin to talk to him about chicken.

[@DooodOfLife]

Why does Dan overhit all of his shots EXCEPT for putting? Please, I'm begging you, do the opposite!

[@Matt_Man_94]

And he’s putting top spin on all his shots, so he always goes way past the hole.

[@Z.DeAllen]

Watching them play this is agony lol. I've never yelled at my TV more than watching them overshoot EVERY shot.

[@Alleycatblues]

Or never compensating for the terrain of the green

[@CADClicker]

@@Z.DeAllen First time here?

[@kotarodesu_23]

Imagine being legitimately angry over some video on the internet lmao

[@enzoeclipsed]

25:00 the door dash hymn was my favorite bit

[@gogokowai]

"In this 4-person competition, we're going to stick with the 3-person winners platforms" Rosalina: T_T

[@jalleFPS]

It genuinely impresses me how consistently they ignore very obvious elements of games they play.

[@TelikiMouse]

Like the tornados which were super obvious but nope they scaled the wall XD.

[@Howlingcargo]

I absolutely love that three people tied in the end, and the game just said they all were in 1st place, but it still stuck Rosalina with 4th place.

[@ronjones-6977]

Uh, that's the way it works.

[@sabrinahobson4762]

The fact that Dan is so good at this game without using his super or even like… aiming the ball for that matter

[@ViktorErikFade]

I think charging Chuck is a good character for that too, just straight to the point....and charging lol

[@haywoodjblome4768]

Welcome to another episode of 'Dan doesnt use his special ability'

[@wangledteb5671]

Me reading the comment section: Well I'm glad I'm not the only one who had NO clue what was going on in the battle mode game lmao

[@thealmightytuttle]

I NEED TO SEE SOMEONE PLAY KING BOB OMB! plz

[@ItzzzBeamo]

I like how dan doesn't aim, doesn't use any special ability. just wings it.

[@Xoinatos]

I wouldn't be surprised if Game grumps developed their own in-lore universe with each intro

[@geekasauruswreks8789]

that's... a genius idea, actually. would be very entertaining

[@pattykakes1076]

35:00 arin star shot into the side was rough. I though he had moment of genius and was hyped for him. Our aringgance

[@EmperorSeth]

I bet at the end, Rosalina was like, "Look, golf wasn't even INVENTED yet the last time I was on this planet."

[@gassnake2004]

The virgin Peach: m-m-mario p-pwease come to the c-c-castle i b-baked a c-c-c-c-cake for you uwu The chad Pauline: JUMP UP IN THE AIR

[@tonkyland]

Dan yet again does fine without doing any of the mechanics of the game, despite the controls being clearly explained every time

[@khyronjones6641]

Arin talking to the void to deliver his food is my favorite part of this episode

[@jakirokotaro4311]

24:47 ah...I see that the Archangel Michael has arrived with your food....

[@raven_msweeb6225]

36:03 Dan "That puts you in last lead" Arin: "NO IT DOESN'T, SHUT UPPPP, I'LL KILL YOU........nice"

[@demonheim7967]

surprised they didnt notice the Golem-esque pokemon rolling in front of em 26:37

[@zwsh89]

The fart graphics at 9:48 were the perfect touch

[@deadmemes4188]

I am so invested that I am legit getting mad each time dan doesn't use his special shot when he can. just how are they able to do that?

[@CyborgX7]

Dan should take his own advice more often and take a couple of seconds for the put to get a lower stroke number.

[@XX-ce9ni]

The part where they guy was calling to give them their food was hilarious

[@Kevmaster2000]

15:58 I know that song because Lucifer sung it.

[@masterxl97]

26:07 "He throws it like a football!" - Dan Avidan, after watching a football player throw a football

[@sponkler8948]

Hearing arin say scoopybanoopy makes me want Dan to play bugsnax

[@mediocreandworse59]

Arin can get back at him for the Wendy's joke by having him play a seemingly innocuous game that ends with a horrific twist again

[@geekasauruswreks8789]

@@mediocreandworse59 ...my name is Wendi... And now, thanks to Dan, I have an awesome new way to use it!! lol

[@HyperLazyFox]

It made me so legitimately happy to see Dan learn to undershoot the power when chipping in to the green for an easier time putting. Cuz I saw him keep overshooting and rolling off the green, and was like, "Dan come on, you gotta undershoot on the chip in dude." And then he started undershooting and it made me happy... Then it was immediately followed by, "Now if only he'd learn the green." Lol

[@VERDICTInsanity]

The song Creep was deemed “too depressing” to play on BBC Radio1

[@geekasauruswreks8789]

Interesting. I bet they played that Ed Sheeren song about prostitution and crack addiction, though. I think that's what it was about, anyway.

[@jamieg6173]

More please? This was super fun to watch!

[@FrenziedMew]

ah yes, the best tag - #3_DontLeaveThisBlank . Thanks uploader xD

[@scrumt]

These intros are getting more and more abstract and I love it.

[@rain6353]

Rosalina turning balls into star bits has sold me to this game.

[@Moltenstardeath]

9:34 Peach gets freaked out by Arin screaming

[@dman1456]

Sometimes I think AI pathing looks janky and broken, but then I see Arin and Dan trying to get around a rock face and it makes more sense.

[@darrianweathington1923]

I was sitting here wondering how Dan, who's video game knowledge pretty much ended in the year 2000, is absolutly mopping the floor with Arin who is someone who not only plays modern games, he also plays games 24/7... then i realized that its a sports game........ congratulations Arin, you played yourself, it was rigged from the start

[@Tismosis]

37:50 It's kind of impressive how perfectly Dan mimicked the tone of that noise.

[@alexbeltran6165]

7:44 Im having a deja vu of Arin saying "This is my hole, i choosed this hole " and its driving me nuts

[@Hyperatomic]

It makes me smile knowing how hard Arin keeps the no reading instructions thing to heart. He doesn't even like when the shot meter tells him how hard to hit the ball

[@MrSkysenGames]

Four players at once seems like chaos. I can see how a group could enjoy it, but...ehh...I'd be too stressed to do well.

[@Mortimer107]

You can choose standard golf as well, without all the rushing and supers shots.

[@natashakennedy7516]

“And she turns balls into star bits, yess please”

[@troublesomecorsair]

I need a Gregorian Delivery compilation before 2022.

[@WOLF777MX]

Big Zam vibes right here 2:23

[@ericcorbin7807]

I love how Arin's Uber Eats driver is some sort of eldritch being.

[@hoopwizardws]

Watching them stop the shot meter ON the flag and continuously hit it too far but never learn their lesson really is the Game Grumps way. And they've perfected a formula that leaves them simultaneously loved and frustrated with as well lol. Edit: DAN FOR PETE'S SAKE, READ THE FUCKING GREENS THERES DOTS SHOWING YOU WHERE THE PUTT WILL BREAK! Apparently this goes for Arin as well lmao. Also my bad on caps but I'm not changing it haha.

[@KennettFlash]

This game is perfect for Arin and Dan, I don’t know exactly why, it just is

[@galaxygrumps]

44 minutes if grump golfing, gotta love it Also 0:21 I love the little grump heads with golfing hats XD

[@ViktorErikFade]

What? They had golfing hats? Edit: GASP THEY ARE SO CUTE !

[@Straw_Hat_Gamer]

i love when Arin and Dan play Golf Games, Kirby, Ribbit King, Mario! They're all awesome

[@judaiyuki5597]

arin: we play until i win me: oh we are in for the long haul guys

[@YourBeastRoy]

I fucking Love every time Dan says some was Scawwy lol its fucking adorable and hilarious. Gets me everytime lol

[@mr.negativenancy5751]

My favorite golf channel.