"I don't understand why the Chinese just don't use forks and spoons" Ah, Arin, already knee-deep in the Christmas Spirit, aren't we?
@ogichi323 жыл бұрын
Oh god it’s like hearing some old woman in a nursing home 😂
@wolfyboy3 жыл бұрын
"i don't have anything against the chinese, as long as they stay in their own country!"
@codywrzesinski68773 жыл бұрын
“But I’m too old to get up and go to the kitchen…..so I suppose I’ll manage.”
@carlwheezerofsouls32733 жыл бұрын
its literally the FIRST thing they said! whats the point of quoting it!!!
@wolfyboy3 жыл бұрын
@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 because it's funny.
@snipelfritz8 жыл бұрын
anybody else really getting into this game? when they got the fly I actually shouted "the spider!" like some little child watching Dora.
@snipelfritz8 жыл бұрын
Rosmarin666 Autism? I hardly know him!
@Aiden-rj5vl8 жыл бұрын
Rosmarin666 Ignorant dumbass?
@TheCaptain0088 жыл бұрын
Nice Death from above pic. I did the same with the walnut and the nutcracker.
@92nobodyskeleton8 жыл бұрын
Don't use words you don't know the definition to. :/
@kiwifarmsdotnet8 жыл бұрын
snipelfritz Dude that stutter commercial makes me laugh every time
@RaccoonFoot8 жыл бұрын
Whenever Arin and Dan bust out their old person voices, I know I'm in for a laugh riot.
@awebtoonreader49793 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@tai-porto4 жыл бұрын
"I don't understand why the Chinese just don't use forks and spoons" That line still cracks me so much
@FacQue-c9m11 ай бұрын
One of the strongest openings, still coming back to have a laugh years later.
@SuperUnhappyman8 жыл бұрын
Granny: i need an "N" and two "Gs" Kid: Granny no! Granny: im talking about ginger you idiot Kid: oh.... Granny: yeah those fucking gingers, fire crotched freaks coming around and bothering me!!
@judescheidler8578 жыл бұрын
SuperUnhappyman Granny: and don't even get me started on the blacks.
@ally21648 жыл бұрын
jude scheidler I don't like the way you said black there
@judescheidler8578 жыл бұрын
Ally Mcgriff XD
@MusicFreak00108 жыл бұрын
Those fucking FREAKS!!
@redbigun8 жыл бұрын
Granny: And keep those Jews away from my home... and my coin purse.
@cjua28038 жыл бұрын
such a great opener to their show. Notice how some of their best moments involve old people
@Munimun8 жыл бұрын
Every game with old people in it makes for amazing episodes
@zappadoodle85038 жыл бұрын
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh Dan? Why do you make fun of old people so much?!
@zappadoodle85038 жыл бұрын
I think you just answered that yourself Avi...
@wubzt3r6 жыл бұрын
Too bad she's sewing and not eating Chinese.
@recoil21875 жыл бұрын
Like everyone’s favorite food Cranberries
@chloerosey8 жыл бұрын
A part of me really wants them to finish this
@jackeea_8 жыл бұрын
All of me wants them to finish the gloriousness that is this GOTY 2k16
@glitchfreak3168 жыл бұрын
I really want them to finish on a part of me. My stomach, I mean.
@davethompson6638 жыл бұрын
It is only $2 on Steam.
@Shipoopiism8 жыл бұрын
They never finish. Forever blueball grumps.
@bountyhunter25588 жыл бұрын
me to i really love this playtrough, i just cry from laughing (°-°)
@tigerlove5258 жыл бұрын
That opening made me thing of stupid shit my grandma has said. "Why do black people bother getting tattoos? You can't even see them."
@apullcan8 жыл бұрын
Damn.
@Shipoopiism8 жыл бұрын
Best grandma, 10/10.
@KairuHakubi8 жыл бұрын
but that's true a light skinneded black girl got mad at me once because she mentioned getting a tattoo and i was like oh i didnt know you were light enough for it to show up. because i'd never seen her she just told me she was black.
@coltonpatterson54098 жыл бұрын
Is it possible to get an "inverted" tattoo, which is just colored white?
@KairuHakubi8 жыл бұрын
Colton Patterson I found out more recently that there is such a thing as white ink, but it's totally different from other kinds of ink and it can be very problematic, especially over time. more reliable would be branding and scarification
@maugos8 жыл бұрын
Oh man, not cotton candy! There's no possible way we could physically move through such incredibly dense material!
@zappadoodle85038 жыл бұрын
*Watches ant get stuck* Granny: "WE'RE DOOMED! It's like World War III all over again!" Danny: That never happened......
@galladegamer35794 жыл бұрын
@@zappadoodle8503 It's like civil war II: electric company!
@galladegamer35794 жыл бұрын
The Chinese have done it again
@bellametallica5 жыл бұрын
"I don't understand why the Chinese don't just use forks and spoons... " I'm dying lol.
@wolfyboy3 жыл бұрын
that's one of the best scenes in all of game grumps! XD
@agentleman46108 жыл бұрын
That "domestic kind" spider is actually the Mexican Red Knee Tarantula. A very common house pet because they are typically pretty docile and relatively easy to care for.
@fireleader708 жыл бұрын
Chris Newman the more you know
@Letonintendo8 жыл бұрын
They all need to die
@agentleman46108 жыл бұрын
Spiders are awesome and deserve to live.
@JackFerret8 жыл бұрын
Yep. It's one of the most recommended for a first tarantula because of its temperament. I know it's typical but it kind of made me sad when Dan immediately called it deadly.
@agentleman46108 жыл бұрын
StaceyTheFLE Yeah me too. I love spiders. They are awesome little animals and save for the Brazilian Wandering Spider none of them will ever go out of their way to hurt a person. Leave them alone and they'll do the same.
@choujiakamichi8 жыл бұрын
if there's anything I've learned from game grumps, the worse the game the more hilarity there is
@greasegoblin39124 жыл бұрын
Devils third is a perfect example.
@ValensBellator5 жыл бұрын
“Grandma it’s not the twenties anymore!” That won’t even be true about 4 days from now lol
@ValensBellator4 жыл бұрын
Gabriel W Well TECHNICALLY I was wrong and the 20’s don’t start until the first day of 2021 (it’s why the 21st century technically didn’t start until 2001, as the 20th century didn’t complete until the end of the 2,000th year).... soooo maybe it’ll get dramatically better? 😀
@cicnnuggit34404 жыл бұрын
Welp, maybe it was better if it wasn’t the twenties...
@fiddleriddlediddlediddle3 жыл бұрын
@@mw5138 You're mixing up 20th century with 20s. 20s includes every year with "twenty" in it, 20-29. 20th century is the 20th century since bebe Chris. The first 100 years, from the year 1 to 100, were the first century since his birth. The next 100 were the second century since his birth and so on. This is not that. This is actually just 20-29.
@butter64423 жыл бұрын
Oh my god.....your right!
@EggSheeran882 жыл бұрын
Yoo how do u have burgie in ur username broooo
@JaneDoe-pw9jf8 жыл бұрын
Shit, this is more exciting than Dark Souls.
@tigerlove5258 жыл бұрын
The fact that I'm literally in love with this playthrough is only possible because it's the grumps that are playing it
@Graphomite8 жыл бұрын
It's is a special kind of love.
@tigerlove5258 жыл бұрын
Graphomite Extremely special
@BlackINKim7 жыл бұрын
Oh, don't try to rationalize it with a "Oh, but it's just with the Grumps, so it's okay", we know your kind around here, you're one of those loose harlot of no virtue, who'll enjoy any hidden objects playthrough with the first Let's Player they find. Do not lie to yourself, it is sick, and that's not what Jeebus wants. So don't give me any of that "I love the Grumps, I'm fine with experimenting other games if it's with them" nonsense, you dirty nasty *WENCH* !
@cheeze4brains9488 жыл бұрын
Don't you just hate it when huge blobs of cotton candy block the stairs?
@MonkeySharkPro8 жыл бұрын
Dude, happens to me ALL the time!
@Phenominis8 жыл бұрын
Uuugghh... that's the wooooorst!
@Faramik20008 жыл бұрын
Cheeze4brains 94 the chinese amiriteeheuwjsjsiss
@PixelatedEngie8 жыл бұрын
Cheeze4brains 94 i don't even have stairs and its such a common problem
@Lukethefox8 жыл бұрын
Witches sometimes have that problem with their Gingerbread Houses.
@missatralissa8 жыл бұрын
This is my new favorite series. Please don't let it end.
@clockworkmind8 жыл бұрын
3:40 ... Guys! My name actually _IS_ Robert Blackthorne! Holy shit, I know you guys don't know me, but this is easily the *Best* Christmas present ever! I've been a fan of the show since its inception, and I was a longtime fan of Egoraptor and Rubberninja way back in the new grounds days - and through the show I discovered Jontron (Who I apparently share birthday with) and NSP (a band of which I own all the albums, two signed w/ posters, which I'v very proud of), and I've slowly grown to love all the grump staff and everything you all do to make the show great (Shoutout to Barry's edits!). Needless to say, I'm a pretty big fan. I know you guys don't read youtube comments, but as someone who's been going through a bit of a hard time as of late, this serendipitous happenstance has really cheered me up a great deal, and so if for some reason you ever do happen to notice this little comment, I just wanted you guys to know that, and how much I love your work and everything you do for, well... everybody. (I know I'm getting a little too sentimental mental here, but) Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and have a great time celebrating whatever other festivals you might at this time of year, in the GrumpSpace, and everywhere else. :)
@daveyb46045 жыл бұрын
clockworkmind is your middle name The
@clockworkmind3 жыл бұрын
@@daveyb4604 I kind of wish? Nah, it's Cameron, after the hospital ward I was born in. Didn't age well given recent elections mind ;p
@clockworkmind3 жыл бұрын
Wow, 4 years later, and I still love the sheer serendipity that made this happen :) Forever grateful y'all.
@KMivaldi2 жыл бұрын
@@clockworkmind - I hope things got better for you, too! ^_^
@clockworkmind2 жыл бұрын
@@KMivaldi Well, it was several years ago I wrote this, and things have certainly changed- not really for the better, or the worse- Life is just different now, but I'm still enjoying it :) Thank you so much for the well wishes though :D Happy Holidays y'all!
@HnTr_VDH8 жыл бұрын
"Of course, its a domestic friendly tarantula sitting in my tea cup. HOLY SHIT ITS A CHRISTMAS NUTCRACKER WOW"
@Troopertroll8 жыл бұрын
That was a damn strong intro. Best in a while
@Hakudan28 жыл бұрын
i can't stop replaying it lol
@MigPlz91LivestreamOnly6 жыл бұрын
0:05 makes me laugh every time, makes me wanna play this game lmao
@louiescoot8 жыл бұрын
This game is pure gold with Arin and Dan playing
@reNINTENDO8 жыл бұрын
I really didn't expect to enjoy a series like this so much. I hope they complete the game.
@Geospasmic8 жыл бұрын
4:26 "It's holding some key!" Dan: "Maybe there's a key in here, try the little door."
@CJWproductions8 жыл бұрын
Geospasmic I thought the same thing, but it's fine. The key was inside the drum. In the birdhouse. That only opened when it had its drumsticks. Which were in a nut. Obviously.
@ChadZilch8 жыл бұрын
They HAVE to beat this game! I need it.
@theemeraldend43023 жыл бұрын
Game grumps are probably the only channel to be able to make me laugh and cry at the same time consistantly. Such a mix of emotions
@Account_Not_Applicable6 жыл бұрын
"you need the clockwork key to work the mouse, to give to the cat, to get the yarn, to give to granny," that laid the house that Jack built
@NayNayfin5 жыл бұрын
It’s become a Christmas tradition of mine to watch the first 20 seconds of this video every year.
@Shadywolf095 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure why Dan says that it killed him with how funny that was to him and yet when you hear back him laughing at the joke, it didn't sound like he loved it so pieces.
@queenofchikens5 жыл бұрын
This is the second video that I watched in 2020. Dan says “it’s not the 20s anymore” but it is, Dan.
@yuGtahT8 жыл бұрын
*Merry Christmas lovelies!*
@oddcrafter12708 жыл бұрын
:D
@Phenominis8 жыл бұрын
Merry Mismas! :D
@yoho74398 жыл бұрын
DPXPC HAPPY FREAGING HOLIDERPS
@SmugBagel8 жыл бұрын
MORE. WE NEED MORE SHITTY ENJOYABLE GAMES
@YazzyPazzyJazzy3 жыл бұрын
almost choked to death on my tea at the beginning even though i saw this episode years ago and knew it was coming lmao
@sarnelyren13558 жыл бұрын
"What about this button? No? Glasses, sure. Duck? Yup, uh Candle. How 'bout the angle? Maybe bell? Matches. Yup. Rocket?" -Arin Hansen, 2016
@athenasrevenge938 жыл бұрын
Sarn Elyren *angel
@starhew28688 жыл бұрын
Angle or your devil
@karidunne35418 жыл бұрын
Michael Reid *devle
@A_Player8 жыл бұрын
That URL, though...
@Sherif7108 жыл бұрын
Pretty.... *moist*
@dragoweedacorpse97468 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/rIjIpZ6al8mtZq8
@imthex85228 жыл бұрын
W E T ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@celebutant528 жыл бұрын
but is it tighT
@TripleDeckerSupreme8 жыл бұрын
James Discovers If it is Grump, it's the tightest damn thing out there, son.
@KuronoCthulhu8 жыл бұрын
Please never stop playing this. Please.
@NeruTheSmol8 жыл бұрын
Omg Arin's commentary on the way those birds flew in at the speed of light completely broke me.
@theoc.5548 жыл бұрын
This is my all time favorite Jingle Grumps
@-myharlequinnsapphicarch-3 жыл бұрын
cotton candy is probably the WORST possible material to use to barricade something tbh
@893kitkat Жыл бұрын
My biggest Mandela effect is that I could swear Arin said “I don’t understand why the Chinese don’t just use forks and spoons, like the rest of us” but he didn’t say the “like the rest of us” part. Did I imagine it? Did we change dimensions?
@UncleSmithers Жыл бұрын
I think Danny added "like the rest of us" when he quoted it at some point
@blackkuririn84206 ай бұрын
On God son. Every time I quote it I say like the rest of us.
@modkip253 күн бұрын
Dan added that part later
@ghosttones34228 жыл бұрын
Oh man. I thought the Nancy Drew series was the best Christmas series they would do, and then this magic happened. This is fucking magical. Merry Christmas everyone.
@ogichi324 жыл бұрын
"I...I dont understand why the Chinese don't just use forks and spoons" it's like some old women in an old folks home XD
@hooniesdiamond8 жыл бұрын
this reminds me of fran bow, but less dark plot, and more spelling mistakes
@Sugugus_4218 жыл бұрын
I think Fran Bow made more sense. Use a clock to change the season, eat pills to see the horrifying abominations of the Dark Dimension, summon the demons of Hell with backing soda to save your cat from evil siamese sisters... Ya know. that kind of stuff.
@hooniesdiamond8 жыл бұрын
Simon Gumy lol true, but the dialogue and style of this makes it have the same kind of feel as fran bow puzzles, but with a Christmas re-skin
@sadielynchhawkins8 ай бұрын
I will never forget the intro ever
@frankielasvegas57564 жыл бұрын
I love how they make every old person senile.
@supershadic5307 жыл бұрын
+3:12 That cat with a bowtie is ADORABLE!
@dillionroy77228 жыл бұрын
I really REALLY hope this continues. It's fucking hilarious.
@Levyathyn8 жыл бұрын
This is the most Lovecraftian madness I have ever seen on this channel. I love it.
@monicahawkins98088 жыл бұрын
any time there's an old person voice I'm committed to the game lol
@Hakudan28 жыл бұрын
The intro deserves to be animated, just hilarious
@seanalire-moynihan91427 жыл бұрын
The beginning 30 seconds of this is my favorite moment of Grumps behind the "do it" and "five across the ass bits"
@evrbody8 жыл бұрын
4:27 It's holding some key! 4:29 "Maybe there's a key in here, try the little door." You are literally killing me, Danathan.
@haley75716 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite jingle grumps series... Always gets me into the holiday spirit. A big cup of hot coco, sitting by the fireplace with this on my laptop! 🤣🎄☕️
@lata12248 жыл бұрын
I have never been more invested in a game they've played as much as I am now.
@mycahi34478 жыл бұрын
Dan's laugh right at the start is one of the most pure things I've ever heard.
@shadowdroid7768 жыл бұрын
Happy Yule Grumps and Happy upcoming Chanukah Danny and Barry!
@Donjauncherrytempo7 жыл бұрын
0:57 are we just not going to discuss that fever nightmare of a nutcracker?
@Mephiles2001084208 жыл бұрын
A fine example of how the Grumps's commentary can bring life to an otherwise lifeless game.
@restorasenrisei99915 жыл бұрын
"It's not the 20s anymore" Give it just a bit there, Danny Boy
@Jaydoggy5318 жыл бұрын
Out of the gate with this beautiful quote XD
@Zasumei8 жыл бұрын
*it's holding some key* "Wait maybe there's a key in here, Try the little door!." lol
@stephenbrown46988 жыл бұрын
Coming up... Ethiopian Hoarders *we see two pieces of crumbled paper and a stick on the floor* "I don't know how it got like this!"
@thedavplays8 жыл бұрын
That's cold. They have a very interesting culinary culture in Ethiopia. Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food?? Neither have they. YEEEEAAAAAAAH
@Z-thing7 жыл бұрын
"Why is Granny such a f*cking hoarder!!!"
@mistmori_8 жыл бұрын
"I'M MOIST!" oh my go Dan XD
@Signy83 жыл бұрын
I still love these episodes
@joshriley29367 жыл бұрын
Every time they go to the kitten with the yarn, I'm like "It's literally just a kitten! Just take the yarn from it! What could it do to stop you??"
@dannerleyonmark25183 жыл бұрын
The Chinese line is the greatest game grumps quote of all tome
@Growlzagra4 жыл бұрын
0:05 or 0:06 for the beginning. Or you could make just a big collaboration on the old lady throughout this playthrough. #GrumpClips
@coolbreeze27506 жыл бұрын
The very beginning was what made a joke that Dan would often reference
@OptimusProvost5 жыл бұрын
Best opening line ever
@clussylove8 жыл бұрын
I am full invested in this adventure.
@HexIsme8 жыл бұрын
This is gonna be Game Grumps animated gold.
@TheFoxNinja8 жыл бұрын
Wow, what a banging start to an episode
@joshuarios10318 жыл бұрын
This is like a higher budgeted "Can you escape" game you can get in the app store. I love it.
@Bexxaa8 жыл бұрын
I'm so down for a series of this
@stonetheforbidden4 жыл бұрын
#Grumpclips 0:05 - 1:00
@theredcrossofficial4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t get why the Chinese don’t just use forks and spoons.” - Granny, 2016
@yoyofargo8 жыл бұрын
SOMEONE MADE THIS Someone who was competent enough to program games MADE THIS. BELIEVE IN YOURSELF ANYONE CAN PROGRAM
@513KillSwitch8 жыл бұрын
This game.. is.. everywhere. I love it.
@SuperLotus8 жыл бұрын
"Why can we pick up some things and not others?" Because it would take you guys 10 times as long to finish it.
@BetaNights8 жыл бұрын
This series is so friggin' chaotic. xD Gotta love these so-bad-they're-somehow-fun-to-watch games... Thanks for the episode, Grumps!
@ghabrielbaber9068 жыл бұрын
Dan: "Yeah I wonder if it looks like a bird *burps* shithead." Morty: "Ri-Ri-Rick! Is that you?"
@Mattb62888 жыл бұрын
when Dan said he was moist I fucking lost it haha
@ashmoo21088 жыл бұрын
this is actually my favorite game that you're playing right now, I'd love to see it completed.
@viar8888 жыл бұрын
For the car enthusiasts: anyone noticed how that old ass van on 8:22 has a very modern renault interior?
@eurodraco8 жыл бұрын
I am DEEPLY invested!
@Coffee-Sorcerer8 жыл бұрын
I just need one whole week of this
@ZitiPatrol8 жыл бұрын
I love danny's 80s and 90s Vacation quotes. "WHERES THE DAMN BAIT"
@steamyfool36313 жыл бұрын
#GrumpClips #Shorts 00:05 - 00:16
@dopemlg42088 жыл бұрын
Grandma it's not the twenties! Actually, in about three years it will be the twenties... Damn I'm old
@Nicnic14473 жыл бұрын
#GrumpClips 0:05 - 0:45
@justinmeredith45138 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite series
@BoosterStudios8 жыл бұрын
Please let this be the series that gets more episodes than fire red
@amethystcovette8 жыл бұрын
i am absolutely loving this game
@whatkindofnameisella6828 жыл бұрын
I keep getting distracted by the background music since I dance in a variation of the Nutcracker XD
@happyslowpoke89828 жыл бұрын
TheCrystalGem You're picture is the epitome of grace
@adambdragon8 жыл бұрын
yeah well i'm an atheistic vegan that does crossfit
@patrickfrenette86734 жыл бұрын
Oh my god me too...no nutcracker for me this year ☠️💀 fuck covid
@ConGie8 ай бұрын
Wow, seven years, and i stitll quote it. This mist be what getting older feels like.
@kiayaoi7 ай бұрын
*must
@Adderfern7 жыл бұрын
how did this series not get more views it's hilarious
@amirakitty8 жыл бұрын
Oh boy my favorite series!
@ninjagirlD8 жыл бұрын
Oh my gods please keep playing this game!
@Schmant918 жыл бұрын
I am enjoying this game more than I should be.
@NitroglitchOfficial8 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that's Jigsaw's mother. No wonder he could come up with such clever Saw traps... Hmm...