How To Pick up a Girl in Sleeping dogs

[@swarajsingh6313]

How to get a girlfriend Google: talk about her interest Bing:

[@pvt.paula4423]

😂😂😂😂

[@Smokey210]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PuppyCronRO]

That's kidnapping💀

[@KDShaolinMenace]

Lmao

[@Upala94]

Bing be like : Bing Chillin

[@shawsfootmassage9019]

Good advice tried it on a random girl but for some reason multiple cars with lights are following me

[@Psyonic_07]

Lol

[@Classified2499]

Hol up

[@mrumbrella9961]

Only two colours Blue and red

[@Mr.Pro55k]

They will shoot you soon💀

[@elyg6531]

Those are just haters trying to stop ur grind keep going

[@MIhsan-nw2rc]

She:- “I Have A Boyfriend” Her Boyfriend:

[@hollow_dbd]

Cringe

[@stanleybochenek1862]

@@hollow_dbd i miss 2009

[@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457]

Pretty sure, she won't be even mentally capable at that talk to you at that point.

[@hollow_dbd]

@NaziPropaganda “guys I’m so nice why does she only like bad guys 😡”

[@The_Devils_reject]

​@@hollow_dbd elliot rodger grindset

[@Wulf-sq9zw]

He's taking the "women are only into bad boys" philosophy to heart.

[@Aurora-bv1ys]

Bro got the Triad Rizz

[@LuckyXCX]

“YoUr NoT mY tYpE” Her type:

[@Gamewiz-gj6zq]

Funniest bot

[@cooltwittertag]

when you've never felt the touch of a woman:

[@lone-dmc9174]

@@cooltwittertag when ur a snowflake:

[@stealthbrawler]

@@cooltwittertagwhen u can’t take a joke:

[@cooltwittertag]

@@lone-dmc9174 still hasn't felt the touch of a woman

[@luxuryiskey2082]

That's the wei

[@_checkit]

This is wei underrated!

[@kemo3758]

@@_checkit i see what you did there 😂😂

[@metalvenger2]

Theres no wei to improve this joke

[@isaacbakare5642]

​@@metalvenger2 😎

[@Supervideo1491]

That's wei too harsh for Wei

[@tommyvercetti9434]

The two punches at the end are so unnecesary lmao

[@SilverGeFer]

Just knocking them out. You know, for convenience

[@sharonrigs7999]

But appreciated

[@miguillos]

Super necessary

[@purest_evil]

​@@miguillosJust for that feel good gameplay

[@phillyfan4ife]

Yo I almost spit my drink out with the two punches 😭😭😭

[@owasumi6151]

IT WORKED! She loves me now, but she doesn't remember her name and she walks funny.

[@ZidValenski]

Congratulations

[@arghyaprotimhalder5592]

That's enough

[@TheMysticalMothHoe]

so you kidnapped them be a woman why would you do that? What’s wrong with you?

[@TheMysticalMothHoe]

⁠@@ZidValenski why are you saying congratulations to someone who brutally be a woman and she can’t even remember her name or walk why would you support something like that?

[@iSlapWomen]

I’m gonna to try it with my crush

[@user-ex2yt1pl6u]

"At least he's over 6 feet."

[@denisn8336]

Lmao

[@qwertyzyz]

Great tutorial, just got my first girlfriend

[@rahulverma8774]

Is she breathing yet ??

[@imstrfan8749]

Is she still alive 😳?

[@AADJOK]

​@@imstrfan8749 I don "t think so 😂😂😂

[@komododragon410]

If she die give body parts to me

[@quartermaster2809]

​@@imstrfan8749 dead or alive, love is eternal

[@Zalazaar]

most romantic man in China

[@hellouy69]

Sleeping dogs is located in Hong Kong you racist!

[@Gentlemenpickleesq.]

He DID open the trunk for her.

[@papa_rambo]

​@@Gentlemenpickleesq.😂

[@averagegameenjoyer4156]

hong kong

[@mrkhiladi8924]

@@averagegameenjoyer4156 it's not separate

[@GingkaHagane43]

" *How I Met Your Mother* "

[@mohammedrustham2683]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shaantanukhaire]

More like Joe Goldberg situation

[@anubhavjoshi3149]

😅😂🤣

[@Vein758]

More like how the therapist met your mother

[@O.LEO.N]

I can't stop laughing at this comment! 😂

[@capitandosveinte]

Womens: i don't like Kitchen Mens in 1930s:

[@GalaxVerse]

The best era, i wish if that era returns forever

[@Kingmakerrr1337]

@@GalaxVerse Weirdo

[@Magic_Dragon1]

​@@Kingmakerrr1337 nah he's just based

[@eliminate100.]

It wont u lil sh​@Alexei_xyz

[@Коршун3104]

Womens ☠️

[@Zetunas]

aLL wOmeN, aRe qUEen. This guy: If she breathes, she's a THOOOOOOT

[@chclt_thndr]

“Tyler is so nice, he would never hurt a fly” Tyler:

[@koushiksarkar8244]

Yeah ik how neighbor's kids are like...

[@SGT.Gong.G.C]

Power of LOVE made him show his full strength

[@СергейМисюк-ж1к]

Tyler: Blew up his apartment, suffered from psychic disorder, organized domestic terrorist group, beat himself to tarnish his boss' reputation and destroyed corporate skyscraper in front if his GF.

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Good thing it's a human and not a fly!

[@subjectc7505]

"Tyler is a gentle soul to women"

[@Helmifitra1]

"I think... " Chinese Government:

[@winstond4445]

American goverment def control the way you think more than u know. Freedom to think as long as it follows their agenda.

[@nokh3382]

@@winstond4445 while America is a pain, when compared to China they’re the lesser of two evils.

[@EmeraldKnight8]

Haha.

[@playoffl36ron8]

@@winstond4445 shh don't burst his bubble he can own a gun so he thinks he's free

[@dragutintheslav-veliki790]

@@playoffl36ron8 pfff imagine having to own guns to feel free own an IED based on TATP materials, white crystalline powder with a distinctive bleach-like odor (when impure) or a fruit-like smell when pure to blow up buildings in style like a real revolutionary!

[@inteluhdgamer1125]

That multiple punches got me💀🤣

[@arghyaprotimhalder5592]

He didn't had money for chloroform

[@TheMysticalMothHoe]

How is beating women funny what’s wrong with you?

[@TheMysticalMothHoe]

@@arghyaprotimhalder5592 you have serious problems

[@V1rtualchef]

"waaafachonchanzoawyewerachirashatooooo *Pause* AAAAAH" Such wise words from a woman🥺

[@jasonboehringer4583]

😂😂😂😂😂its one am.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AnAvrageRobloxDev]

Bro really became every dad that was in the peeky blinders age😂😂😂

[@mlktheus2007]

Ig?

[@TheMysticalMothHoe]

how is beating women and kidnapping and rape necessary. Please tell me what’s wrong with you

[@Buff_tf2_soldier]

​@@TheMysticalMothHoedo you wish me to link a Wikipedia article about The meaning of jokes to you?

[@Buff_tf2_soldier]

​@@TheMysticalMothHoeThere are multiple categories of humor. Like satire, sarcasm and dark humor. You don't understand Any of them

[@ikramqamar7786]

Instructions unclear: Some cars with red and blue lights are around my house.

[@Pluto1336]

Same hear bro I give them 1 star

[@M.Muneeb.R]

Where did you get that profile picture from? 🙂

[@ikramqamar7786]

@@M.Muneeb.R Why?

[@M.Muneeb.R]

@@ikramqamar7786 just asking 🙂

[@M.Muneeb.R]

@@ikramqamar7786 I want it too 🙂

[@Joseph_Lorn]

Flowers, chocolate, gifts... Fuck this shit, now I exactly know what to do

[@cye2310]

This is less expensive so it works

[@O.LEO.N]

​@@cye2310 Except you're gonna spend half your life behind metal bars

[@developerninja619]

@@cye2310 you need to buy a car first

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

@@developerninja619 That's the problem but you can always carjack.

[@cye2310]

@@O.LEO.N The difference is the time and place

[@jimbolearner8040]

Very Effective 😎👍

[@ronalfirnando2475]

you a psycho

[@MaximumPrime]

If it works it works ✌️😎✌️

[@Lucid_high09]

direct hit on the target

[@jaydenjayden3778]

Those two punches were extra af. He didn't even do that to dogeyes

[@Jakiyyyyy]

When she said that she liked bad boys:

[@CounterStriker013009]

GTA Online : WTF Sleeping Dog : Normal Day in Hong Kong

[@jimf.1318]

This makes GTA look like a tame game.

[@redhunnid5142]

@@jimf.1318You must never seen that Trevor mission when Trevor literally tortures a guy in a dark wet basement or the mission where you literally slaughter Wades cousin and his wife into bloody gore and organs all over the apartment GTA and Sleeping Dogs are both insane they could’ve done a DLC collaboration between both games 😮‍💨🔥

[@jimf.1318]

@@redhunnid5142 Pfff, that's nothing, I actually find that part of the story funny.

[@Derezzedd]

@@redhunnid5142 Pretty sure that Trevor never killed Wade's cousin (Floyd) and only killed debra in that situation.

[@dosh8276]

​@@redhunnid5142 Don't forget Mrs.Chu went she went nuts after Winston's death and butchered (literally) a thug, cook his remains and then proceed to feed it to Dogeyes. But gotta give credit where credit is due: GTA 5 also have its share of violence and gruesome deaths.

[@觀看弒平聆聽陰平]

Like real hk police

[@rj_va8505]

😭

[@Risenoph]

🇨🇳你好Stop right there🇨🇳 This message does not suit the likes of the Communist Party of China and will be censored effectively. 🇨🇳Glory to the Party🇨🇳

[@ronalfirnando2475]

that game for a psycho

[@ArghyadeepPal]

Sadly after National Security Law, they have become more like this.

[@miyahara6059]

This game literally foresaw the future of HKPD

[@O.uroboros.777]

"Free my homie he din do nothin!" His homie:

[@ricardo2079]

When her social credit score drops below zero

[@WolfAndTheCaveman]

Me when the barista’s shift ends

[@puneetpaul4454]

*Asian Andrew Tate doesn't exi-*

[@blackatom4957]

I have been attacked by the matrix, I was showing the girl that man and woman can't be equal.

[@AratakiBullPowerSiddo1]

​@@blackatom4957 that's actually true though. His recent fuck ups don't change for the solid points he had. Like the good old saying goes: you can learn things from even your enemies

[@guilleperez7493]

​@@AratakiBullPowerSiddo1 which solid points?

[@Owlmare]

@@guilleperez7493 That men and women aren’t equal.

[@Geuelthefool]

How are women inferior to men other than in muscle mass?

[@paellaking9007]

Very effective, worked for Bundy too!

[@latinogamer1012]

How to pick up girls: Mom: give her flowers Dad: say something funny to rizz her up Creepy uncle:

[@Artobacco]

Grandpa:

[@reaverthebeaver]

Creepy, violent uncle Grandpa:

[@faleilham8334]

Your neighbor with Big Black Ding-dong :

[@Artobacco]

@@faleilham8334people that sleep on the warm side of the pillow:

[@piotrmcavish7322]

@@Artobacco No delete your comment

[@imduo2697]

I didn't know those last hits were even in thr animation💀

[@Nathan-651]

Bro literally took what he wanted💀

[@SuperSaiyan-100]

😂

[@Bravo-07]

If the guy was bald this would have blown tf up

[@akshayjayakumar7172]

I just didn't think he would literally "pick up" the girl lol

[@bowiehunter]

technically he didn't, that's more grabbing, pushing, and politely asking her to lay down in the trunk.

[@O.LEO.N]

​@@bowiehunter Yep. Except, you're wrong about the "politely" part of course 🤣

[@bowiehunter]

@@O.LEO.N nah, totally polite

[@PRESIDENT_LEMON]

@@O.LEO.NI’m my opinion he was being nicer than she deserved

[@TheMysticalMothHoe]

@@bowiehunter weird rpst

[@BouleauTrou555]

Thx I'll try this tip with my crush 👍

[@rahulverma8774]

Dont get crushed by his bf later 😂

[@anotherordinaryfellow6935]

Bro just crushed her crush💀

[@anthonyf616]

​@@rahulverma8774 HIS!?

[@rahulverma8774]

@@anthonyf616 Sorry 😔

[@M.Muneeb.R]

Bro holding knife 🔪 in his profile pic 💀

[@zx7siovia213]

Went from a street girl to wifey material real quick

[@iSlapWomen]

Street girl to a mom*

[@av69420]

Wei Shen does not discriminate. He treats both genders equally.☺️

[@Outoflogic69]

Alternate title How ted bundy picked girls

[@8eyes]

That boy truly couldn't take no for a answer.

[@uchihakeqing2645]

Wei shen*

[@marxi1511]

Wasn't he into guys or sumthng?

[@Dieselenginesmatter]

​@@8eyeshe was a based man. I mean he was killing objects not women. If I remember correcttly he focused on prostitutes?

[@kylelord754]

ted bundy victims were flirting with him though, he was a flirter and then he killed them when they were alone

[@MimonJesus67]

what a gentleman

[@dwried]

He even opened the door for her. 😂

[@Creeperhasahampter1]

Woman really said: sansunchunwa sencha bing chilling

[@ziggamon]

"GET IN THE CAR MARIE! GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!"

[@raider9784]

Me: "how do I pick up girls?" Google: "Treat them with respect" Bing:

[@lautarosebastian3955]

If this is Bing what would recommend Duck duck Go

[@vlad7269]

copypasta

[@christiansantamaria7233]

Holyy shit wtf i never played this game and im doing research cause its on sale for 5 bucks (defentive edition) and this short alone has me sold !

[@gabrielsiberianrifleman7358]

Buying it rn

[@ishangimhan6112]

it's a great game

[@JermaineHenry888]

Buy it if you haven't yet

[@matthewjones39]

Even off sale, it’s worth the price. All the dlc is included too.

[@bielff5130]

Qual o nome do jogo seus feioso?

[@ChronoTriggerHappy]

im terrible, that escalated so fast i couldnt help laughing

[@blast4uff429]

Bro didn't even hesitate

[@ly_775]

I was not expecting that head slam 💀

[@gaming.1089]

Woman Acquired 👍

[@blackwatch2516]

this one had me laughing on the ground

[@PRESIDENT_LEMON]

Dinner will be ready soon

[@VR-F]

Free washing machine

[@PRESIDENT_LEMON]

@@VR-F and a free meal

[@rudhra5957]

Next objective: Take her home, put her in the basement !

[@punani_tsunami69]

your mail order wife may come with some slight damage

[@realmadridbayern8-2barca]

Bro got W Rizz🔥🥶🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯

[@StruggleGaming]

It's the scream for me, shit sent me into orbit.

[@개혁자-k5d]

'let's go bake some cookies boyyys'

[@arandomuser8120]

Amazing tutorial! I just got my girlfriend but she's screaming and yelling for the word "help" right now, so i had to put her to my basement, great tip tho!

[@holygrailspails]

This is a strange saints row 3 update ngl

[@cameronmuise14]

My crush: "I only date bad boys" Me:

[@TheMysticalMothHoe]

You just admitted to being a rpist suck fk human

[@Cimzzy]

@@TheMysticalMothHoebro there was no r*pe in the video, just a girl getting kidnapped

[@atakankorkut3946]

Bro took " stealing your girl " way too seriously😂

[@DebabrataJena1]

Thanks man I tried this! Now I will have a court session tomorrow!

[@Mr.NobodyPlays]

Bro left her speechless

[@alex857tgg]

This game was goated

[@TheMysticalMothHoe]

so you’re saying it’s goated because you can kidnap women what is wrong with you people

[@alex857tgg]

@@TheMysticalMothHoe not just women, but men too!

[@Alex001-d9f]

Picking up girls in Ohio:

[@Oyeah12]

Explain?

[@dbz9393]

Picking up girls in Detroit :

[@Alex001-d9f]

Oh we're not doing Ohio memes anymore

[@ViolentCabbage-ym7ko]

@@Alex001-d9f Says who. Ohio is the capital of meme world

[@doinkz333]

​@@ViolentCabbage-ym7ko you wouldnt come here outta state and talk to people in columbus like this or we'd put yo az in the trunk bruh😂

[@AnthonyViveiros]

As soon as I clicked on the video I knew exactly what was going to happen.

[@nikto7297]

Bro got the kidnapping murderous psychopathic rizz

[@Just_a_Piano_]

this is that serial killer all the girls are standing up for right now lmao

[@nikto7297]

@@Just_a_Piano_ "shut up, i have a boyfriend" The boyfriend in question:

[@Averagetuber324]

This is best way for making a girl friend

[@ayo44]

I mean shit, if the shoe fits 😏👠

[@MrClean012]

Thanks this helped a lot

[@capableone4750]

Now thats a ladies man!😎

[@TheMysticalMothHoe]

no tf it’s not you have serious problems

[@TheMysticalMothHoe]

how is beating women and kidnapping and rape a ladies man. Please tell me what’s wrong with you

[@Buff_tf2_soldier]

​@@TheMysticalMothHoeheard about a consept called humour?

[@Acf9394]

Thanks it worked

[@adhishpandit4660]

Works irl too

[@poojeshk.s5570]

Seems like he almost killed her 😂

[@jameskastle599]

She ll be fine

[@PRESIDENT_LEMON]

The killing happens 32 hours from now.

[@axolochi9819]

Girl:can I get your number? My stupid ass:no it's mine

[@mrkhiladi8924]

You didn't pick her up, you truly smashed her....🤣

[@UntitledJAY_1Q]

grandpa's dating advice be like :

[@霉毒莎]

I heard some Cantonese: "哇！份早餐畀狗食就差唔多”, which means:"bruh, this breakfast is better to get eaten by dog"

[@adnan_hazim]

I got a "Wow! A breakfast is as good as a dog" by Google Translate. 🙄🙄

[@AmanVerma-qh9jv]

​@@adnan_hazim google spitting fax

[@霉毒莎]

​​​@@adnan_hazim huh? you don't know that google translate can't translate Cantonese properly right? 🙄🙄🙄

[@adnan_hazim]

@@霉毒莎 Yes I do. That's why I made that reply in the first place. Google Translate can be comically awkward sometimes.

[@afdalridwan3813]

@@霉毒莎 There's many canton in Indonesia

[@danielpeckham5520]

Woah, damn, Grand Theft Auto isn't even that extreme

[@enjaytee_13]

THAT SLAM AGAINST THE TRUNK 💀💀

[@BigDogHDSPB]

That’s what I’m gonna do on my first date!

[@jwsb350]

when she said 位內閣看守內閣與看守內閣有苦苦苦苦內閣官員告訴你, i felt that 😔

[@Cam_isMe]

I had a f**king stroke reading the translation for this shit

[@AmanVerma-qh9jv]

​@@Cam_isMe lmao

[@Autistic_Cl0wn]

The Ted Bundy Approach

[@FunnyRedemption]

I tried this in real life, I got arrested for no reason

[@LyraleiYT]

can't believe they now have wifi inside the jail

[@ananda1585]

Can't believe they gave your phone back in jail

[@FunnyRedemption]

@@LyraleiYT Yeah, we have 5G

[@iSlapWomen]

@@FunnyRedemption “The justice system is corrupt.” bro 😢

[@itsnitro8761]

Instructions unclear, did this and got arrested for kidnapping

[@bishaldas9927]

Bro got real serious😂

[@taimanslaughter4471]

+100,000 Social Credit👍🥴🤫🥳😼🤑😎

[@FootballGo4tz]

Thanks 4 advice

[@Xerxez.]

His infinite rizz made her fall asleep

[@PRESIDENT_LEMON]

And the trunk lid helped

[@Callagwhan]

I did this to Amanda And brought her to apartment 😂

[@xxmodzhaxsxx7910]

I Brought her to a dock and threw her in the ocean

[@archdornan81]

you cannot do that in gta 5…

[@Callagwhan]

Amanda is in sleeping dogs

[@archdornan81]

@@Callagwhan oh…… amanda cartwright. my bad.

[@TheMysticalMothHoe]

@@Callagwhan weird rpst

[@CodeCube-rv1rm]

Blud’s preparing for a Kyrgyz wedding

[@NurilGamer999]

been so long not playing this and now suddenly watching this with no context is so fucking hilarious

[@noskope69xx84]

Thank you,ima try this irl if it works

[@lostfound2767]

Wassup bro

[@lostfound2767]

Are u alive

[@noskope69xx84]

@@lostfound2767 it works

[@LetoChrist]

Finally after a year later of watching this, they dropped the kidnapping charges and im finally a free man....thanks!!!! Ive learned alot.

[@papa_rambo]

Most romantic man in Hong Kong

[@ironwolf3699]

This makes the game gold tier.

[@AbhikShrestha]

"You're a dangerous man Wei Shen"

[@-rannithewitch-]

Can confirm as a girl myself this definitely works and u should try it on every girl u see

[@TheMysticalMothHoe]

You’re just pretending to be a guy and you’re definitely a weird rpst

[@bradleysmith9352]

Wei really knows how to hit on a girl

[@Buugzy]

I’ll make sure to take notes.

[@porshprix4286]

chloroform and rope

[@davefekete7187]

Didn't even know you could put people in thr trunk😂

[@Herny9997TMGTALocuras]

Ella: Tocame como tu joystick 😈🔥 Yo con el joystick:

[@CarlJohnson-kf4nl]

Thank you bro, now I‘m in jail