Santa Fortuna All Crazy Takedowns | Hitman 2

HITMAN 2 2018 Colombia All Perfect Kills Gameplay Montage
Location - Santa Fortuna ( Colombia )
HITMAN Season 2 Campaign with Six new Locations - Golden Edition early Access

[@somnius2519]

I love how you can occasionally see hints of 47's sense of humor come through in the dialogue.

[@GnosisZX]

Nightmare of Onyx that’s a new thing 47 is learning to be human what creators wanted to take away

[@PLANDerLinde99]

47's humour consists of hinting to his targets that he's gonna kill them

[@kalyanroy8712]

But that's quite rare.

[@MariaDiaz-yc9jy]

47: please try this its to die for *wink*

[@arthurmorgan278]

Dr. Thundergun always with the Mission Stories! sometimes he says it himself but sometimes the target says something implying the kill themselves (the ark society where you light the huge statue on fire for example, where the target, one of the Washington twins, tells you something like “you’re just dressed to kill aren’t you?”

[@cotter9061]

"I wouldn't want to stab you by accident" Agent 47 is telling the truth as he always does in this game.

[@AM-id5ry]

I mean, he technically doesn’t want to stab his target by accident.

[@nuv2987]

Like when he said “This is the downstairs living room.”

[@RandomPerson-cm2wg]

He always stabs them on purpose.

[@N_A_R_]

@@nuv2987 hey what are you doing here uncle

[@revan_ftw7432]

@@nuv2987 Dark floors, hide stains easily

[@Gunman610]

The big difference between this and the first season is that the foreign characters actually have foreign accents.

[@Unriped-apple_scent]

I like these kinds of details

[@garcalej]

Ok, but why do all these Colombians sound like Mexicans? Beh......just roll the credits.

[@evillemperor5447]

The Japanese characters sounded Japanese

[@JustuMaster451]

@@evillemperor5447 yeah thats an exception. Every where else was American accents

[@Dave-mk9bw]

@@Unriped-apple_scent Yes it's because WB gave them a good budget and they weren't rushed.

[@leovids9353]

Dr Strange : I went forward in time to see your alternate futures. Fourteen million, six hundred and five to be exact. Rico Delgado: In how many did I survive. Dr Strange- None.

[@zareefuddinahmed1906]

Actually one where 47 is not an assassin.

[@stevensanto5934]

@@zareefuddinahmed1906 Nah in that future he fell down the stairs and didn't survive.

[@aliyairrosascolmenares3982]

I love that mission, because it has a lot of ways to kill the targets, and also cause' i'm from Colombia. The place is very well done! It's exactly like rural areas here. Greetings from 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴

[@juno_the8774]

It’s cool to know they got the rural areas correct! I hope the cartel isn’t this bad where you live?

[@RadiantSilverlighter]

There are some fine ass girls in Colombia

[@sagarPandya24]

it was beautiful

[@sheepmasterrace]

is it realistic how there’s foreign tourists in the drug village lol

[@mohdshahariar5833]

@@sheepmasterrace pretty sure some foreign tourists would want some of that tasty white ash

[@KegOfMeat]

Love how 47 goes the extra mile to punch Rico in the kidney before dumping him into the hippos pool

[@telegraammeMrwhosetheboss406]

👆Thanks for watching expect more games dm you got selected with a prize 🎁🎮🎁

[@shanedressel4128]

2:27 I think moto moto likes you

[@mannofnope6836]

I like em big, I like em chunky

[@cliffo55thegamerdog83]

nobedman848 I like em big, i like em plumpy

[@shaundonovan5937]

Cliffo55 The gamer dog I like em round,with something something

[@cliffo55thegamerdog83]

Shaun Donovan they like my sound they think I’m funky

[@suhasop4919]

Girl,you huge

[@CorruptPianist]

Can we talk about the genius writing in this game? Everything you overhear feels like a hint without feeling too much like a hint. "Oh boy, it sure would be a shame if this GAMEPLAY OPPORTUNITY happened."

[@chrisriley2321]

Agreed like in Hitman 1 in Morocco the two guards talking about the traitor prisoner that Zaydan is interrogating. It subtly hints that if you can pose as the prisoner you can be alone with him and kill him. You get an officer uniform and dismiss the guard guarding him under "Zaydan's orders" and KO and pose as him to snap the general's neck all without the soldiers explicitly saying all that

[@justsomeberd7407]

I want a mission called “the day off” where it’s just hitman enjoying a tropical vacation no assigned assassinations no need to kill people just enjoying a vacation

[@crash-testproductions9341]

That's how I roleplay the Hokaido mission, going to the sauna, sitting in the restaurant, chilling in my room.

[@syahran1518]

@@crash-testproductions9341 that's how i play maldives too

[@kafkuh]

@@crash-testproductions9341 then you massacre and kill ppl the next day

[@artsydraws3555]

There’s a cutscene kinda like that in hit man absolution

[@Bosco_the_Historian]

@@artsydraws3555 And then some nun shot an RPG into his motel

[@Arttective]

That drum roll killed me. The sarcasm in these games are amazing.

[@roguespider6645]

2:51 Hippo: thanks for the food mr hitman Agent 47: no problem

[@Igot4balls]

plot twist that's one of 47s pet

[@grey1916]

The funny thing is Hippos don't even eat meat all that much. They just like to kill.

[@youngrios]

@@grey1916 just like 47

[@rahulgamer6077]

Agent 47 loves animals (not including bad peoples)

[@chainsawboy2388]

@@grey1916 freaking sadists lol

[@turniptheshade4439]

"This is definitely the fastest submarine I've worked on" "Oh yeah? Then prove it!" "Certainly..."

[@AstarionWifey]

I always wonder why their workers/guards/subordinates don’t panic and freak out seeing their boss just die right there in front of them 😂😂😂

[@TheSammy3bp]

If I remember correctly one of the submarine workers starts freaking out and yelling at everyone after the sub kills rico

[@deathmetaldownhiller7874]

Hey, send somebody in and bag this poor bastard up! Absolutely no mourning at all

[@SuperHeroStoriesUnlimited]

​@@TheSammy3bpim late on this but the weirdest thing in my opinion is that the targets are very stupid that they just casually dont know all there workers

[@HavocHounds1988]

I love how it seems every Hitman player stands relatively close to watch their target die instead of watching from more of a distance. It looks really suspicious when you just turn around when someone is lets say drinking something you poisoned or what have you, but then again the guards don't react like it is odd that you just stand there looking away as the person they are guarding drops dead. Just something I find kind of funny.

[@unknownincognito2524]

They probably just think 47s a creep

[@TheDisquietingNight]

"What you do best" seems to be the most common irony line in this games

[@flavioxaviernavarroguerra8619]

For example there are 666 comments here weirdly

[@thevibedoctorphd]

"Do what you do best, man." 47: Well, if your giving me the go ahead.

[@telegraammeMrwhosetheboss406]

👆You Got something hum ...TM🎮

[@yeshuanazarene357]

I doubted this game when I first played it. Now I am in love with this game and can’t stay off of it, it’s an hilarious game and 47 is such a badass. Lol

[@telegraammeMrwhosetheboss406]

👆You Got something hum ...TM🎮

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

0:04, well that's a dark interpretation of hungry, hungry hippos (0.0)

[@HuyenPhan-ir2wo]

The Great and Mighty Goddess Aqua Hungry Hungry Hippos: Hitman Edition

[@pirotess2]

Hippo always attack people if they too close to their terriotry. Hippo actually more dangerous than crocodile.

[@fr34k09]

@The Great and Mighty Goddess Aqua Omg I didn’t thought of that one 👌

[@callmeastaire5700]

That’s hippos, the most deadly large animals on the planet.

[@GnosisZX]

Call Me Astaire the elephant is more dangerous when angered Hell one instance a hippo was flipped into air by an an angry elephant hippos are extremely heavy animals and elephants can lift them into the air in the jungle hippos make way for elephants

[@agent_277]

5:17 pretty embarrassing 47😂

[@destroyercreater98]

Natascha Klein no these guys are just so easy to impress

[@pengyzin8668]

Is it me or is this a reference to witcher 3? Geralt lifting a folktale curse

[@Ambera3407]

AMAZING

[@ShayHugi-SH]

that's nothing compared to the part he's drumming in the band hahahaha

[@anton_hansson]

@@pengyzin8668 Lmao, when did Geralt do that with his arms. And why would it reference Witcher 3? Plenty of other games and stories where you lift curses.

[@antaeusrexx5266]

9:17 Rico Delgado:"Do what you do best man." Agent 47:"I'm bout to end this mans whole career."

[@Edgelite306]

“I’m bout to end this man’s whole life!”

[@Chronically_Bored]

I mean, agent 47 is doing what he does best in ; killing.

[@Fivizzz]

0:23 Turn on Auto Subtitles

[@jimchad9900]

Penis is down, good work

[@noahmurphy8469]

Penis is down

[@Noacuracy]

oh my lord

[@MaxiFR]

Lol

[@pvtpizzahut1261]

🤣🤣🤣

[@hinokamikaze]

2:50 47: Thanks Agent Hippie

[@DgardsGaming]

Agent Moto Moto

[@jefthereaper]

I feel like 47 should have the "knock out" animation for every kill when you push somebody over a ledge. Some of the falls in some levels are so low, or even just deep water that I can barely believe they died due to falling on their legs. Would make more sense if they were killed by a neck snap before being tossed over the edge, or knocked out before thrown in water.

[@Yougotcaged102]

Yeah for real, on Haven Island you push a guy into the Ocean and he dies instantly, like he doesn't even float he just sinks like a rock

[@youngrios]

Calm down criminal

[@off-seasonmemes]

5:11 damn she went flying straight into the wall

[@here4good]

2:37 "Cut down on protein, eh?? Well, I'll show you!!"

[@noahdonaldson5659]

sir_sandvich Vegans be like, “YOU CANT KILL ME I DONT EAT MEAT”

[@Ardenwolfe]

Man, some of these were truly brutal. Thank you for posting this.

[@Arcaryon]

Dr Livingston I presume? God I love a game with such an indeepth, dry humor... Awesome way to implement this timeless quote.

[@buyingsaucer407]

"Do what you do best" Hitman: Assasination *Stab* 9:15

[@telegraammeMrwhosetheboss406]

👆You Got something hum ...TM🎮

[@trbossdoggy]

07:50 lmao best one

[@MarkArandjus]

Hats off to the animators, when 47 takes someone out he really doesn't hold back, it's always one brutal strike. By contrast he only nudges the drug chemist heheh.

[@telegraammeMrwhosetheboss406]

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[@Fenris2]

4:22 did he really take his meat

[@animalm4st3r]

na thats a blood soaked cocain brick

[@DevonnyDX]

"His meat" 😄😄

[@Quietsloths]

No it’s a bloodstain cocaine package

[@TheNCWarrior]

0:25 Turn on caption ...

[@shnuffy2507]

Hahaha

[@shockwavegame]

Lol

[@fazace.8468]

Penis is down haha

[@killertruth186]

XD

[@brandonjerome]

Gotta get it back up

[@ijustworkhere1008]

> kills someone by burying them in concrete > “melee kill” Seems legit

[@ICEGOD2]

My daughter asked me is that how hungry, hungry hippos is really played. I simply stated, it is, as decreed by agent 47.

[@toshdosh2058]

ICEGOD2 This made my entire day. Thank you, kind sir.

[@annarubinchik9591]

*_your wife must be proud to have you_*

[@mickified4270]

You played/watched a Violent Game next to your daughter

[@usuariodesconocidoi]

Hitman targets be like: Bodyguard, let me alone with this guy with an item that could be used to stab someone

[@telegraammeMrwhosetheboss406]

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[@fabiodias8157]

*violent fountain of cement turns on and violently takes a person killing them almost instantly * Unnoticed kill

[@failsplays6710]

Very nice vid )

[@jaimemedina344]

I think hitman is behind final destination think about maybe all those kids where on a list and he sabotage planes and shit.... no explanation on vision or he subconsciously make them think something was coming so they’ll suffer with anxiety before they die. Just a theory

[@aphaedes1820]

Jaime Medina 😂😂😂

[@annarubinchik9591]

*_- A game theory!_*

[@kyzersoze8408]

You can’t make this shit up.🤣🤣🤣

[@justincruz5720]

He makes his kills look like simple acts of God. Causing accidents is his specialty.

[@venomsnake225]

7:50 even for 47 that's excessive

[@CharizardMaster69]

what about the gut punch at 2:29?

[@TheKnightOwlJoker]

That's what makes the kills funny

[@ontologicallysteve7765]

That's what I call equality.

[@cunninglinguist4994]

the piranhas got rid of the evidence if anything it's more efficient like 47 usually is.

[@RegisTraiter]

No, it's a proper thot elimination procedure. And the fishes are happy.

[@Magos_Fritz]

@2:15 "We need to cut down on your protein for while, eh." Says Rico Del Gato in a very disparaging sing-song tone. 47 apparently didn't agree with Rico while feeding the hungry hungry hippo a very protein rich meal.

[@khalel610]

Killing a target in so many creative ways is so satisfying to watch.

[@evangiron1073]

If only this game had a bigger budget

[@ZacharyThomas999]

so true man...hope they can thrive on

[@kurniasandy4863]

5:20 maestro amazing

[@SomeRandomFish]

I got an ad about hitman 2 while I was watching this....the person was doing a speed run of the first lvl I think I'm not even joking lol

[@alphaa-kun1772]

Andrea: I will let your letter end up as food for the piranhas but not my heart Agent 47: Oh your *Heart* is gonna be piranha food in a second

[@telegraammeMrwhosetheboss406]

👆Thanks for watching expect more games dm you got selected with a prize 🎁🎮🎁

[@teltyl1715]

Thx for doing it

[@tex0770]

The cutting into two parts on hippo biting is satisfactory justice given to the hippos bite cuz its literally that's much bite force

[@telegraammeMrwhosetheboss406]

👆You Got something hum ...TM🎮🎮

[@josephelkoury3689]

Omg, this game takes me back to THQ's The Punisher from back in 2005.

[@nicktechnubyte1184]

Joseph El Koury I loved that game! THE UNCENSORED VERSION IS THE BEST VERSION!!!

[@HeyImJ_EST.87]

Dude I would love a remaster of that. I spent hours upon hours on that game. Trying to get perfect scores.

[@4KNATION]

Awesome video

[@jager9327]

How to seduce a woman? 7:51 Aprouved by professional

[@vaeeu]

butter hands

[@Mustafa_9628]

You made me love stealth mate

[@jwace]

Finally playing this - on this mission now. The Miami mission I wanted to try the guy killing his own daughter, but kept not doing it quick enough. Will need to replay. This one I’m having fun walking around

[@telegraammeMrwhosetheboss406]

👆Thanks for watching expect more games dm you got selected with a prize 🎁🎮🎁

[@Rimland23]

6:37 That assassination is even better if you give the letter to Hector and have him deliver it. Then watch what happens after you kill Martínez...

[@destroyercreater98]

Petr Sosna in my opinion he will be like Hector:huh ... guess my writing overwhelmed her so much that she exploded

[@somerandomguywithbreasts7665]

5:05 the way she just jumped.

[@miguelito3265]

Very nice 😎

[@alesshkaru3917]

Nicely done.

[@axen3412]

1:30 is that stan lee

[@ohboi1655]

why did u remind me of Stan Lee 😢 R.I.P

[@jessicavandam7132]

it looks like stan lee but the name was jorge franco

[@Ruosteinenknight]

His character description in briefing is actually quite close to Walter White, just as Rico Delgado is very similar to Pablo Escobar.

[@cybatshow]

Ey

[@SuperAgentman007]

5:06 the funny thing about this one is that the surveillance system got taken out at the same time

[@telegraammeMrwhosetheboss406]

👆You Got something hum ...TM🎮🎮

[@ashleypeterson9627]

i thought for a split second that that hippo was literly a crocadile for a sec but anyway great video!!!!!!!!!

[@ralph6968]

Nicely done

[@user-lq7ye3cm9c]

my favorite map thus far out of all 6 I was able to bank 60K after completing this mission with SA included that was a VERY good feeling

[@user-vy9ou5vy4j]

4:06 and there you killed him

[@rayunited2010foryou]

The thumbnail is hilarious. Makes one feel that Agent 47 is saying 'Oh, my love!'

[@moose7561]

That's crazy. I spent a good few hours on this level and I've never even seen the hippo.

[@telegraammeMrwhosetheboss406]

👆Thanks for watching expect more games dm you got selected with a prize 🎁🎮🎁

[@Vertically_rotated_shark]

Oh boi, there are many stuff that you probably still don't know about, just like anyone who plays this game, they always discover new stuff that they didn't know about in maps they might even play *d a i l y*

[@vietcatmese3117]

1:29 hitman didn’t even try he just tapped his shoulder then nudged him a bit and still managed to kill the target

[@Aryan112345]

Thumbnail you nailed it

[@telegraammeMrwhosetheboss406]

👆Thanks for watching expect more games dm you got selected with a prize 🎁🎮🎁

[@residentevil4life]

lmao its always fun seeing what ridiculous disguise 47 will find next!!!

[@fr34k09]

6:04 now the spirits are at peace 😂

[@Fenris2]

And her spirit is in pieces

[@fr34k09]

Mathew Culver yep couldn’t forget about that 👍😂

[@jokosusilo7361]

4:24 when you need extra instinct

[@fatsackcat7251]

The cinematic kills are a real set up from the last game

[@wargamelkos]

this is so nice game and btw nice video :)

[@telegraammeMrwhosetheboss406]

👆You Got something hum ...TM🎮🎮

[@tennohack6704]

His last words: "Drum roll damnet!"

[@mikoaj7254]

10:23 He sounds like a frog 🐸 who got squashed by rock 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ludwinc4951]

Amazing!

[@RetroPlayer90s]

super video 👍👍

[@telegraammeMrwhosetheboss406]

👆Thanks for watching expect more games dm you got selected with a prize 🎁🎮🎁

[@uli2751]

10:30 cocaine is one hell of a drug

[@theblackbaron4119]

Cocaine seems to be popular... With the same guy

[@jonashein9473]

1:28 the guy looks like Stan Lee... R.I.P.

[@SifGreyfang]

47 doing drumroll is something I never knew I needed to see

[@telegraammeMrwhosetheboss406]

👆You Got something hum ...TM🎮🎮

[@gavriellpasamonte]

7:50 thumbnail of elimination.

[@randomdude189]

The complete lack of gore is depressing I mean he stabbed his ear and it was like a ps2 game

[@SoleNero21]

@Robert Rankins okay, god of war 2 is a fuckfest and it's a ps2 game.

[@SoleNero21]

@Robert Rankins even better, hitman contracts, an older hitman game from the series and it has more bloody and dark scenes than this

[@hush-615]

@@SoleNero21 good god you edgy nerds always wants things to be dark and gorey. I guess to a 15 year old those things are considered cool.

[@barney4293]

*cough* manhunt *cough* soldier of fortune 2

[@melonmusk3976]

You made my day. I just loved Contracts back then. A true hitman classic that's best played like rambo out for an all-out blood bath.

[@danielculeabin1043]

The thumbnail looks like brazzers vid with Johnny Sins

[@leox4205]

Why isn’t this the top comment

[@Beyondultragaming]

I love that 47 when he pushes jorge franco off he says talk to livinsten historic refrence there

[@telegraammeMrwhosetheboss406]

👆You Got something hum ...TM🎮

[@andijvie3119]

Imagine a Hitman game with the blood and gore effects of Max Payne 3

[@aryanmishra7555]

2:14 "I think we need to cut down on your protein for a while" Hitman: Girls gotta eat!

[@telegraammeMrwhosetheboss406]

👆You Got something hum ...TM🎮🎁🎮

[@shreyp5855]

0:27 "Martinez is down" Meanwhile KZbin Captions : " P*nis is down" 😂😂

[@telegraammeMrwhosetheboss406]

👆You Got something hum ...TM🎮🎮

[@kotka231]

I love the start

[@telegraammeMrwhosetheboss406]

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[@chirris3527]

two birds one stone kill with the gold statue Beautiful

[@Plejker]

5:05 only i was scared? Max volume and headphones, and night

[@anuragbiswas4590]

5:08 😂😂😂

[@troyfowler4869]

What's up boss more videos keep it up

[@MicuBamba]

Wow! Best ragdoll system ever... X-DDD

[@billieisminelol987]

Rico: Do what you do best kid. 47: You got it!! *stabs him in head*

[@Ghakimx]

0:31 - Unnoticed kill why yes, I definitely wouldn't notice hearing my boss can blasted into concrete.

[@telegraammeMrwhosetheboss406]

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[@meimei-cc5mv]

All kills crazy

[@telegraammeMrwhosetheboss406]

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[@hitmanplayer4763]

This game is looks good. I bought already it. I am not playing this game yet but gonna play it

[@demonmasterx953]

It sisnt comeout yet so ofc didn't come for every1 i mean or am i wrong

[@hitmanplayer4763]

@@demonmasterx953 This game is come out couple of days ago

[@Jacknife-io8ok]

You look like you sit on your lap this anymore what is a pancake

[@johnwayne1034]

@@hitmanplayer4763 you're a tough boy huh. i guess you are bold trying to be like 47. Lear eanglish properly so you can blend in on a mission. Moron

[@josephgamble8193]

John Wayne “Lear” “eanglish” Oooooook then.

[@Korelly88]

01:03 facepalm

[@michaelcedeno5722]

Which person?

[@ifierceleonlee6776]

The woman in red lol, how was she suppose to be killed? Looked like he improvised 😂😂🤣

[@blackmamba4682]

Damn, Martinez looking fine!

[@youpalsokbary2971]

Wat een knaller van hitman geweldig van Youp Barry 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱👍👍👍👍👍🥇💥🇳🇱

[@telegraammeMrwhosetheboss406]

👆You Got something hum ...TM🎮

[@TraumatizedCapt.HerbertSobel]

8:15 looks like its michael in GTA V 😂😂