Ten WTF Moments in Hitman

[@auzell1449]

2:53 The way he's holding the left gun o.0

[@colonelstriker2519]

Auz only for professionals

[@Robes4220]

Well he’s excited, duh

[@beichenlee9676]

professional shoot themselves when necessary XD

[@Jimmy.O.]

He's... pretty good.

[@we_are_nevertheless7305]

Striker yes only we understand no these peasants

[@ultraspawn4685]

"So, do you want to take a selfie with me or you just, hanging out? Like, very close to my face." I'm so done. The way he said that. 😂😂

[@zacharyboland9307]

He winked right after saying that.

[@kainvir]

he killed the man in front of him and he doesn't care about him being a witness lmao

[@agent_277]

2:41 I think it's one of those moments where 47 is thankful for not having any emotions

[@Alex-yu5cu]

I wanted to like the comment but 47 likes is perfect.

[@agent_277]

@@Alex-yu5cu oh my God, now I see it too 😂

[@TheFunniMan1388]

@@agent_277 imma gonna piss u off

[@supergamers-yo5zb]

2:41

[@k0rtycz370]

Well he has emotions But at least hes not horny

[@castle9165]

I like how when Layla was doing her thing. Agent 47 looked utterly bored and a bit confused.

[@LionelMessi-ur2cd]

When i reached that part i was like WTF i'm not falling for that one, it was Very idiotic from her part but It was funny XD

[@ZeHoSmusician]

*_sexdrive.exe_*_ not found!_

[@thabomuso2575]

He should have replied calmly and cooly: "I am gay". And then shot her.

[@leila13dnd]

I imagine that is pretty much what 47 was thinking.

[@Bman32x]

Because he already knew what she was going for. He knows who she works for and what she’s about.

[@pub-flix341]

Layla: you are a hard man to kill... Hitman: ._. Layla: “tries to shoot hitman” Layla”oh....its just a joke agent 47”

[@ShadowMoon878]

Agent 47 was actually genetically engineered to not have any emotions, sense of shame and any feelings of sexuality.

[@augustuscaesar23]

*V E R G I L S T A T U S A C T I V A T E D*

[@SpartacusColo]

She tried to do the Bruce Willis thing but completely screwed it up.

[@zachduffy343]

Wow Layla has the worst reaction time.

[@Akibler11]

Zach Duffy why would she do it maybe because she wanted you to get distracted

[@6ixlxrd]

@@Akibler11 Would've honestly made more sense to cuddle him and use a knife to stab him in the back. But this is 47 we're talking about here, so idk.

[@5thNC_Shy]

She messed up a quick time event

[@zachduffy343]

Definitely should of called the guards

[@stanfield3239]

I want to know where she pulled her gun from

[@ethanstrawn6813]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I came for the thumbnail, and so did you.

[@FringeWizard2]

I got here by autoplay.

[@patootie3529]

Yes, but only because I thought the WTF moment was him declining the offer.

[@WontonSoup.]

Roses are red, violets are blue I did the same, that part is true.

[@patriciaaravenalopez2965]

Me gusta

[@CptnWolfe]

Roses are red That is not true I didn't come for the thumbnail The joke is on you

[@IronVigilance]

I may be overlooking it, but I think those bells have significance. Some people say that the reaper rings a bell when he takes souls. And 47s alias is Tobias Rieper, an obvious reference to the Grim Reaper. And given his line of work, I'm pretty sure it's a true statement he is the embodiment of Death itself

[@Interfector0]

47's bone-dry black humour is clearly seen in his aliases even before he gets chatty in 2016 and it's sequel. The Tobias Rieper pun, mr. Metzger (German for "butcher"), dr. Cropse...

[@Flame1611]

He also has links to the church, and those look like church bells

[@pdcsky]

Another note you can add on top of breaking down "Tobias Reaper" is "To buy his reaper" because he's an assassin who gets paid to kill.

[@RibbonVintageGirl]

What about those falling moose?

[@crazychris1100]

for whom the bell tolls

[@Hitman-47]

I still regret Layla's death. I took her bra as a trophy.

[@jukic1235]

😂😂

[@greyfox3954]

Like that grandpa from Ranma 1/2

[@monalisadeguzman249]

Really Hitman? REALLY?!

[@annie-claudebolduc321]

The fact that you have 47 likes amazes me...

[@rattvisa]

@@annie-claudebolduc321 _not for long_

[@calebmurray4438]

The grim reaper one is very simple. As a former member of 47’s organization of course he’d know their top hitman. The sight of him, the inevitable bringer of death, who WILL kill you must have been so terrifying his feeble heart had a heart attack.

[@jeanfranco8272]

dude's literally has a heart for a potato that's why he's in that table.

[@coconoisette]

Okay, but it's not even that he had a heart attack. You can do multiple things to him, like drain his stem cell treatment or cut his oxygen supply (i believe?) And it'll stop his heart, but KAI will ressucitate him. There, he so completely gave up all will to live the AI didn't even try 😂 And that's no wonder, given all the other horrible ways to die he can endure at 47's hands... Lol

[@maximusdarkultima]

you know you're hot when people spontaneously combust when you're just around them

[@BigBoy-yp3mx]

maximusdarkultima *man's not hot*

[@BigBoy-yp3mx]

Sorry

[@nicktechnubyte1184]

I got a real firestarter vibe from this video! The first time I saw that movie! FUCKING SPECTACULAR!!!! PYROKINESIS + TELEKINESIS = GIANT EXPLODING FIREBALLS!!!!!!

[@pongo1342]

Yeah what was up with that? How’d he do that?

[@bigman6007]

Does that work Only with the scarecrow custom or?

[@xiaomengye3562]

6:28 right after comming crime, "so, do you want to take a selfie with me?"

[@kainvir]

my thought exactly, lmao

[@MechWarrior894]

I think that guy's a dumbass for not listening.

[@JFK60274]

This is the reason wuy i love this game, the comedic timing

[@papayer]

lmao the faint 'oof' at 9:58

[@thekingsforge3261]

😂

[@trentellis8247]

😂😂😂 dead thank you

[@JackFrostIsHere]

@@thekingsforge3261 she fell on the roof of a car

[@MechWarrior894]

@GreenWitch Gaming LOOK AT MY LADYBUGS GO!!! OOF!

[@carlcramer9658]

I am freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

[@MuhammadRidho-vb2fb]

Carl Cramer akh (wasted)

[@kdrfjvehgrkegotf4912]

"Look at my ladybug!"

[@hawksleysmith565]

freeeeee falling

[@killertruth186]

@@kdrfjvehgrkegotf4912 Wow. That is a good one.

[@etjenne2040]

You again!

[@coolnobodycares]

4:32 why would you keep a live nuke hanging from the ceiling like that anywhere? Did I miss a joke?

[@michiev]

Pretty sure it's a fallout joke

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

that is the joke..

[@muralidharannair6123]

Which part is that absolution?

[@mksmike]

Yeah, you'd think they'd take the detonator off the bomb, at least.

[@pengyzin8668]

And we blamed the Chinese It was all 47s fault

[@dzetaz8361]

9:20 if you turn on "instinct", you can see her bugs!

[@archieeeee]

I love that laugh 😂

[@justagamer8864]

How do you turn it on

[@jarlfenrir]

@@justagamer8864 ctrl key on pc.

[@justagamer8864]

@@jarlfenrir I am on tablet

[@oscarnektarios]

@@justagamer8864 lmao they mean in the game, you cant get any of the hitman games on mobile

[@googleman3546]

True sign of a high quality movie/game plot (3:46): the opponent always politely announces they are going to kill you before attempting to do so, thus giving you time to react. Well-done, Hitman.

[@Grayorgreyorgrhey]

8:09 If I saw a scarecrow walking towards me lighting everyone on fire in the general vicinity I would get the fuck out faster than flash

[@SatoriNorietta]

3:10 agent 47 show some expression

[@DylanMatthewsDellBoy]

MisicComesfrom ME 47 is an emotionless robot, or he’s just gay

[@Ryan-yz6gw]

MisicComesfrom ME what game is that clip from

[@sarcashd3991]

Dylan Matthews HAHA

[@lmagine091]

Hitman: Absolution

[@user-is5tv2mc3p]

Or maybe because he realized she was trying to kill him

[@ICEbweaka9]

10:10 when you're an assassin but also Hitler.

[@CaptainGhost1331]

Up to the chamber

[@playertoe206]

nein...

[@man-hg7uw]

DR. HAMMA he's evil

[@muffinman5741]

ICEbweaka9 also?

[@ICEbweaka9]

correct.

[@akuma1926]

3:31 when your in csgo talking to the T side CT: "doesnt talk" T: i like a hard man T: *pulls out deagle* CT: *pulls out dual berettas*

[@nightlife9476]

Those people seemed pretty chill for a nuclear about to disintegrate them 4:25

[@superdrinkingpepsi]

Lynch's seen worse

[@nguyenhelen313]

6:17 the sound when he fall is like SCP-096

[@Springfield_7.62x63mm]

It is the 096's screaming voice

[@w.roberts8078]

It is that’s where the 096 noise came from

[@highadmiraljt5853]

If I remember 096s scream came from some silent hill or some other game like that.

[@andreakosick4273]

@@highadmiraljt5853 yeah

[@rbrucerye]

I never knew about the falling moose thing in marrkesh ... until now. Thank you.

[@rbrucerye]

Apparently, they removed it :(

[@oggyjack8252]

They wanted to convey Moses.

[@thezacky8804]

You got 69 likes ‘69’

[@42flyingphish]

Did they really remove this. I was going to try it later to is week

[@kmr7414]

4:09 Fallout:Begin

[@tawhz_]

3:30 nope , I ain't James Bond

[@Agent-gg9sn]

...

[@22blackabdu35]

@@Agent-gg9sn hi 47

[@elmaxo1591]

Really funny to think that io interactive is making a 007 game now

[@wdcain1]

It's stuff like this that really makes me appreciate Absolution since I love that Grindhouse anesthetic without being self-aware about it.

[@gbalao8885]

Agent 47 sure has some extraordinary powers, such as a death stare (Eric Soders), manipulating someone to kill the target (Jordan Cross) and even Amaterasu (the folks at Colorado). Maybe even ESP is one of them.

[@CommentTheory-t4m]

LOLLLLLL

[@sandansaiyan5675]

Soders had a heart attack, lol.Deadly looking doesn't mean anything

[@bjb0010]

I was expecting a [T] to 'Disguise' option near Layla!! at 3:44 XD

[@pengyzin8668]

47 ways to crossdress

[@huehue1338]

That would be hot

[@jefthereaper]

people: wait why can't we have the protestors storm the building to create a distraction and perhaps even eliminate the target themselves? Devs: well we were using our time to make this instead *shoots bells to make it rain moose statue's*

[@mrgreenfr6216]

If i had to choose, that one is far more better #moseforlife

[@stanrobinson3838]

jefthereaper The whole point is to not escalate the situation.

[@zackv2056]

I never though about that!

[@cristianochoa8579]

You definitely predicted the Capitol getting rushed by Trump protesters

[@zxylo786]

Because protestors, like always, are useless.

[@mirkonese3887]

4:06 oh my god wtf?? 😂

[@jakem5689]

I mean, he did kill the target

[@851995STARGATE]

@@jakem5689 killed EVERYTHING*

[@C_Razen]

@@851995STARGATE all Target Down

[@atomicwolfey8739]

4:09 is the guy on the right Lynch from Kane and lynch 2

[@Arch3an]

who are the other people?

[@zakh-g4893]

Kane and lynch are in the bar level as well.

[@Stuard24]

No. In the bar you can find only Kane, you can also find him in the prison. Lynch is in this cutscene and in the gun shop.

[@zakh-g4893]

Stuart24 that’s right and he has a shotgun at the gun shop

[@loodlebop]

In the latest game one of the movie stars is playing kane and lynch on a tv

[@danielwang2956]

1:28 he must have hit the "more cow bell"

[@cytorakdemon]

Where did Layla get the gun? You can clearly see she doesn't have anything on her back above her bra strap. So she couldn't have Die Hard 1'ed it.

[@faka2019]

Plot power.

[@weizheng1640]

You're half right bro, but you can clearly hear a click sound when she reached the back of her underwear. So yeah

[@sethjones406]

Toh Wei, that might have been her heels making that "click" sound, but I won't disagree.

[@GodsChosen69]

HER BUTTHOLE

[@sickofitall89]

It was glued to her back

[@cee_ves]

The game when I’m on my own : Falling moose The game when my parents walk in : 3:18

[@alexdiezg]

I want to meet the person who thought that having a live nuke hanging from the ceiling in 4:07 was a good idea.

[@darkshadow2314]

Hello it was me 💀

[@avb3065]

This boring ceiling lacks some decoration. Let me get a nuke real quick.

[@neterwan]

Nice one, but I guess, the ghost from the hotel in Hitman Contracts should have been in this list as well.

[@ganr1277]

Don't forget the nuke, and the game designers in clonning vats, and a lot more. And just in Contracts, there's more in Silent Assasin.

[@brandonhager142]

@@ganr1277 elaborate

[@brandonhager142]

Dude Contracts is my favorite Hitman. Silent Assassin was my first Hitman, I loved it

[@geargrinder69]

2:40 is where it starts. Thank me later bois

[@nethascotx24]

Cheers lad

[@usuariodesconocidoi]

2:46 "You are a hard man to kill" 47's face be like: Yup :)

[@americahater2]

Hitman: Dishonored

[@Life_Universe_Everything]

Getting Jordan to push Ken outta the window then pushing him out was one my favourite kills in that level

[@KyoushaPumpItUp]

5. I can see Gandhi in the clouds.

[@aydinjames5069]

ooooh i get it

[@anonymousally9783]

Civ 5 reference?

[@jjgthechosenone1023]

Lol I literally saw ghandi

[@prathamshukla1280]

I didn't get that

[@ГенийЖизни-л7ю]

Ghandi

[@sebu6831]

3:40 Friend:"Quick, she is still warm!" Me:"What?" Friend:"What?"

[@sham_0252]

"What?" ( 0_0)...

[@Funnygamingclips]

💀

[@avb3065]

nekrow

[@07ujjwalraj70]

sorry, i like the cold part

[@demartobey1770]

3:39 calmly reloads pistols

[@vendasiax666x8]

The meaning "Burn the Witch" gets a whole different meaning after I saw the last kill.

[@ibinraja7364]

9:52 is the funniest one😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rafael-qo7zd]

Fr

[@resplndnt]

Layla trying to kill 47 was one of the dumbest attempts to kill him

[@danielletownsend5047]

9:44 my question is how she doesn't fall for that long with heels on

[@Gloss613]

3:10 We love an asexual king

[@4rs0n1sm]

An icon

[@chrisnewfield4853]

Asexual and demisexual sergeant general

[@felixschreave354]

We stan

[@killertruth186]

Plantsexual.

[@siamkhan2651]

Gunsexual

[@potatoboy3282]

47 as a kid is like: When i grow up i wanna be a cursed scarecrow

[@RyuFuzen]

47 looked interested for a sec, before shooting Layla in the throat

[@souravmukherjee9029]

3:10 the thumbnail!

[@mannylee]

thank you my hero

[@SuadoCowboy]

"Ten WTF Moments in Hitman" top 1: Dishonored 2.

[@misonly5496]

That's not top 1, it's just so the video get 10 minutes of length

[@SuadoCowboy]

@@misonly5496 why are you writing that right now? it has been 1 year and i was just doing a little "joke"

[@misonly5496]

@@SuadoCowboy who cares that it has been a year? Comments does not have a time limit for someone to reply.

[@SuadoCowboy]

@@misonly5496 still a stupid thing to do

[@giogio3739]

Omg the hallucination one is so funny "I'm freeeee"

[@DgardsGaming]

Definitely one of my favourites

[@jenastaso884]

4:07 ok thats lit !

[@Борис-у7ю]

Jenastaso у

[@antonkrieg3708]

a bit too lit...😂😂😂

[@siamkhan2651]

(o.O)

[@stocchinet]

3:33 BEGONE THOT!

[@elricansoulja5389]

WASTED

[@anonymouscommenter3745]

Stop you could get copy strike by the twitch wamen Only peaple that watch pewdiepie know this comment

[@jp3813]

Translation: "I PREFER MEN!"

[@imean9287]

Gonna Copystrike him

[@cmolodiets]

7:05 Amaterasu

[@gachiguys7586]

cmolodiets Uchiha it's the best clan

[@Garry2527]

This is proof that itachi is alive in another dimension did a plastic surgery and shaved his hair

[@KegOfMeat]

I thought it was an Okami reference

[@ellbent]

Agent 47 preformed tsukiyomi to kill him and we didn’t even know 5:10

[@cunninglinguist4994]

felt more like Magician Red to me YES I AM

[@joehansonn]

Poisons sushi. Walks outside and sees some crap. “Ah sh*t, musta got the weed mixed up with the poison. Tbh idk why I put the weed in a bottle”

[@Devilsblight86]

"Ah well. It still did the job for me."

[@Paul-gc3qy]

We all know why we click.

[@kruzayer]

2:00 "lets all fall down"

[@the1waffle4all72]

Aww, why wasn't the Miami "flamingo 47" helipad exit on there?

[@Beezup48]

The1Waffle4all haha yeah i found that Easter egg by accident and I wasn’t ready for that one lol

[@patheticbread6861]

Let’s think. Maybe it has something to do at this video was released before Hitman 2?

[@the1waffle4all72]

@@patheticbread6861 I don't see what difference that makes. They could've time traveled easy!

[@thebatman6781]

1:09 I played this mission a dozen times and never knew this could happen!

[@C0NS7AN3E]

For conformation - the game isn’t Hitman 3, it’s Hitman AbsoIution.

[@gamingmoments1584]

Bruh Some Of These Kills I’ve Never Seen Before 😂😂😂

[@TigahStros]

Layla: "Let me take you to heaven," goes without him.

[@Palexite]

9:28 Hitman: I’m being paid for this......?

[@Xx-Anwar-xX]

Hutman absolution is the best hitman game ever . Ages like fine wine .

[@hanielm.7802]

2:54 47 casually holding the silverballer upside down saying "where's victoria" killed me

[@RU--AL]

Don't you just hate it when a moose falls from the sky and kills someone, then people finds the body and blames you?

[@leila13dnd]

The scarecrow curse is funny as hell. Imagine you shoot a random bell and all of a sudden people start spontaneously combusting around you.

[@the_sam_strong]

3:10 The real wtf of when you kill Layla is that 47 is holding one of the two pistols upsidedown in the cutscene, for some reason...

[@FlamingBeat]

Dudes excited

[@zedd3225]

Top WTF hitman moments 1. All Hitman Absolution

[@howard54hb]

At least the poor girl on the final clip enjoyed her final moments on Earth before she decided to fly

[@hereisjonny5710]

Last one was like, LoL and Ouch in The same time 😅😅

[@lucaswiggins1039]

Is this suppose to refer to crow the horror movie? Amazing video I'm seriously a fan

[@daniosa091]

That ending though 😂😂

[@newcenobium8872]

3:20 where was she hiding that?

[@melvinsamson5684]

3:06 when IOI comes out with the new James Bond game, scenes like this one will have a... very different ending, to say the least

[@marekhoy1418]

1:32 nice efficient way to kill

[@sb_gaming1867]

The screaming when they’re in flames! 😂

[@phatcow7222]

Imagine if there was a disguise option on Layla after killing her. Oh lord.....

[@Mood_Gaming]

I'm Freeeee ! It's the echo that takes me out 🤣

[@gabrielmeggiotto3561]

0:01 when you're a DC's fan

[@robertsimon2885]

Gabriel Meggiotto As a DC fan, I seriously got the reference. (But I’m not part of the fanwar)

[@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey]

Scarecrow

[@aydar1995]

3:31 Лайла: Дай, мазафака! Hitman: Всё также удерживая невозмутимый взгляд, типа "Не дам"

[@alexthomas1801]

There are two scenes in blood money where these women try to kill you.

[@elitetruegamer2432]

Absolution was so fun to play. I miss that game.

[@xanjafilms7853]

I never knew about the nuke! 😂😂😂

[@lobsterfight1907]

These are awesome! We love the Hitman games and didn't know about many of these Easter Eggs, thanks! We'll have to start ringing some bells. Keep it up and have fun!

[@helenanaubert7045]

layla's *iM FREEEEEEEE* is such a mood

[@iced_latte6354]

ever since youtube started displaying most replayed parts in videos, i don't think my hope in humanity can be restored...

[@theo284]

4:56 a humam huh? I thought this would be another grape surgery

[@HimeSiffie]

came for hitman stayed for the moments

[@coolaidsman2334]

9:53 when you trip at the wrong time

[@nunosoares2329]

You weren't kidding. Those were indeed WTF??...moments :-)

[@SavageP.9000]

3:06 this is not the first time that this happened to 47

[@dadkwashere]

Blood Money You better watch out Dance with the devil The only difference is this one is cinematic while the other two aren't really cutscenes...unless you get killed by one

[@paulleonely2837]

Funny how this game graphics was ahead of its time So underrated.

[@TheRussianSmurf]

The real question here is Where did Layla take that pistol from?

[@abhishekyadav-gc8xb]

1:10 lol😂😂😂😂

[@MisterShade-rs3yh]

4:05 " _Dennis always gets his man..._ "

[@chaos4316]

Easily the best hitman games ever got for me. The latest doesn’t compare to how good this is.