Games Workshop Manager BANS Customer For Using the 'WRONG' Models. The Trials of Manager Dave!

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[@theInsaneCashew]

I definitely prefer the HOBBY nightmares. I don't care much to hear about pizza parlor pedos.

[@B1-997]

40 minutes of no hobby, what a waste for me.

[@Vorebiz1]

I agree. It was a bit of an iamverysmart tryhard writing style as well to be honest. It wasn't a great submission for this channel.

[@garlicxlr]

@@B1-997And 10 of those were Northern's guide to having women throwing themselves at you. Very humble he is.

[@thatf...inexplorer]

why read a story about hobby nightmares with no hobby

[@Kingofdragons117]

Do yourself a favor and skip to 42 minute mark for the real hobby stories. Jesus what a waste of 40 minutes I swear.

[@viking2163]

pin this comment

[@whisped8145]

I love this animated background.

[@thepoliticalgunnut8018]

The first story makes me feel at least a bit more grateful for my work environment.

[@Azrael.87]

This channel is like a balm for the soul

[@oblivionfan345Tony]

I'm pretty sure there's been guys who have been jailed when the girl had a fake ID still. Just don't participate in degeneracy and you don't have to worry about it.

[@donewiththis-2012]

It is a legal defence in the UK, but only if they're over 13. If they're under 13 and give a fake ID, it doesnt matter, jail. Also if you meet a girl in a bar that has ID checking on the door its reasonable to assume that they are "of age", as they are assumed to be over 18 (in the UK) to be in the bar and therefore legal, but again ,only if they're over 13. But definitely, avoid bar whores and its amazing how many rape accusations you don't get! XD)

[@soddof7972]

Graham Rix is a famous case.

[@Vorebiz1]

Oh dear. You know Monty Python and the Holy Grail's "Get on with it!"? That's how I felt in that first story. It's not so much the lack of hobby but dude, all that purple prose and pointless padding. I'm sorry to be negative, but man that was a pretty pretentious submission. :/ They're usually so good as well. Back to normal service in the next one hopefully.

[@John_on_the_mountain]

I thought the same thing after the first paragraph "good lord get to the story already!"

[@Raygun9000]

Pizza delivery isn't a hobby, it's a lifestyle! 🙃

[@SHMITEY1]

You don't choose the delivery life, the delivery life chooses you.

[@Bobbymaccys]

Part of the crew, part of the ship.

[@glubgawd7393]

@@SHMITEY1lmfao, top comment here

[@ravenRedwake]

33:36 this shit isn’t “hobby nightmares” it’s “adventures in Florida”

[@sisco8225]

One of the worst experiances i had at a GW store was last year, being told my Repentia models were on the wrong sized bases so i could not play with them. Funny thing was one year ago i bought the Repentia as the first warhammer models i had purchased in 14 years, and i put them on 32mm bases becuse they were what came in the box. I thought this was normal but was then told they were meant to be on 28mm bases. But the store employee would not listen to my story despite me having bought the Repentia from that store. This was a product error and i was punished and have still to this day not been able to play them in casual games at the store, i put so much work into them so did not want to cut them off the bases. completly made me sour towards the warhammer stuff and now i just watch other gaming and lore videos and do not buy the models anymore.

[@domisPL_01]

4mm is that much difference?

[@mandasity]

Do you still get involved with other brands or other parts of the hobby? I gave up on GW ages ago but still print/paint/build/play a ton of games too and I could not recommend it more! It's great. GW sucks ass for soooo so many reasons like this crap and they don't deserve your time and money but I can promise that it isn't as bad outside of GW.

[@grantbell6971]

Sorry but I'm smelling bull on the first story.

[@TheBirdMan9142]

It’d be a shame if somebody lied, but at least we can sleep well none of the events in said story happened

[@ItsStevieBoy]

I get the feeling that most of these are made up, but they are fun regardless.

[@glubgawd7393]

That sounds like almost every pizza joints work environment tho, that’s what made it believable for me

[@Rob-fn1kp]

Yeh. His channel is getting worse for this.

[@richardbradley2335]

Eff me that was crap.....

[@maxrice6990]

My gosh, wtf kind of pizza place/neighborhood was this!? What a bunch of characters! I know it wasn't exactly hobby, but I still loved the story and hearing your reaction to it, North. So glad I discovered this channel as it's been going great with building and painting my undead.

[@lewisbenzie845]

Things that didnt happen the channel.

[@megakristof3855]

Can you put timestamps for each story? I want to hear the wrong model story not pizza story

[@sanguinoid8919]

that story sounds suspiciously EXACTLY like where i live 🤔

[@glarvagaming9234]

the first story sounds like and then everyone clapped story

[@Cain.Bonaparte]

The south park grr martin bit came to mind whenever "wheres the hobby" was said.

[@WelcomeToLumbridge]

Hey North, I know it takes some time to make longer videos, just reminding you that it's fantastic content, and I have been enjoying them very much. Thanks mate and give me that fucking heart

[@christopherwarden1949]

If this was the first episode I listened too, I would’ve had not carried on listening to further ones.

[@TheJayMadd1]

Just been listening to your videos while sorting some life admin out - brilliant stuff and wholeheartedly relatable! Subbed! 👍🏻

[@SpaceCowboy57]

Second story starts at 42:51 The first one is just a run of the mill "real world fanfic" story by a redditor who thinks he sounds clever and likeable, and it has basically nothing to do with hobbies. It's entirely skippable.

[@HO-bndk]

31:38 A "balaclava you pull up from the neck" is called a "toque".

[@rononel8046]

As a teacher they VERY CLEARLY DO teach you what to do in those situations which you described. ie what you followed up with about speaking directly to your DSL regarding the situation.

[@Direwoof]

As an amurican i was laughing at that 30p tip bit LOL if you did that teh bartend would throw you out.

[@von2320]

Hearing about the guy who would throw out pizzas is painful. Also, this guy writes way too well to be a pizza delivery guy.

[@maxrice6990]

Sounded like he was in college at the time working a summer job

[@ZontarDow]

For context: Dominos in those days was so bad they had a national marketing campaign apologizing for the quality when they changed their recipes

[@thoughtengine]

You mean, as opposed to now?

[@John_on_the_mountain]

I vividly remember that. And they really did change for the better. Like WAY better

[@christopherwarden1949]

What a waste of time that story was, absolutely pointless to have been on this channel. 42:18

[@darko-man8549]

I definitely feel that GW wants to push the game towards “e-sport” or “mobile gaming” as it drives more FOMO sales. Plus simple game concepts that are just touch and go.

[@sanguinoid8919]

i know i usually just leave positive comments and i partially do it to boost you in the algorithm because i truly feel you are a benefit to the world. especially in our hobby. also you as a person deserve to know you are appreciated and i gotta do my part in that regard so here we are m8 🖤

[@zoewainwright9440]

THANK YOU for defending women who use sexuality s a way to secure tips, everyone's doing what they can to survive.

[@crazyjosh062]

As an artist we LIVE for descriptions like these especially for ‘Run-Dal’ lol, might just draw the dude

[@itsreecespuffs3994]

The thing with competitive play is that it requires 2 ingredients. The first and most obvious is the ability to power gsme, understand the game and use units to your advantage. The last ingredient and the one many people seem to forget is having decent sportsmanship.

[@mattjek828]

Having worked in a few chain restaurants while I was in college, I can attest that every one had at least a few characters like this. These are the types of people preparing that $50 meal you ordered.

[@akirakasinata-fk8qy]

16:20 in, if you think someone is underage in a club (18+ venue) should you not quietly tell the bouncer? Verify through them? NGL having been someone who looks young for their age (I still get ID these days occasionally) I don't want to show my ID to random people in a bar or club just because they think I look young: I'd rather show it once to the bouncer or official staff and have them vouch for me, that way I can keep my exact d.o.b & last/middle name secret if I want.

[@Oreo_cakester]

What's this? Pizza nightmares? EDIT: jump to 42:55 to hear HOBBY NIGHTMARES and don't waste 40 min of your time listening about pizza pedos crimes. North, I love you but this video is crap: the title is bait and if you read a story that doesn't have hobby realted topic IN THE FIRST 10 MIN, JUST STOP READING IT! Damn, first time disliking one of your videos. 😢 Wish you the best and never do this again please, pretty please, cheers. ❤

[@EatMeBeatMeMusic]

Hi can you tell me where that gorgeous pixel art is from please?

[@andrewlaidlaw7975]

I'm curious in how said people got away with the scam considering that most places nowadays have cctv in shops to prevent theft.

[@martinmckenzie8198]

Nothing wrong with a flirty barmaid😊

[@eezergoode8588]

Bugger the hobby, it's a good yarn!

[@stevenmcgrath5114]

Keep you pizza orders simple 🍕 . . . Plain. Pepperoni. 😀

[@cameochris]

I went through a phase when I was younger were I had more money than sense pre marriage and mortgage and I was running Tau,Dark Angels and Chaos Armies, Imperial Knights if I wanted it I bought it and The one thing I'll never forget in a main GW shop is going in one day and trying to purchase a Sisters Of Battle Army and it was cast sisters not the plastic set that later came out this was the old school cast metal immolator and cast metal sisters and the guy at the store literally trying to talk me out of buying £150 worth of figures and buy Horus Heresy instead lol anyway I went ahead and ordered the SOB figures they got sent to me and I realised I wasn't a good enough painter to paint metal and ended up putting them on ebay anyway lol but I'll never forget the fact for the first time in history a GW employee tried to talk me out of buying anything and he said they weren't popular and were getting phased out of the lore and like two years later they got the plastic sets and big lore push 😂. I appreciate we're all only human though and he did try and do me a solid.

[@thenobleplatyous101]

This is the worst storytelling ever…

[@moustachio74]

Yeah its a curse being a good looking bloke, I stand next to the bus stop pole and woman throw money at me. Im getting sick of it I have a personality and a my eyes are up here you know

[@penpointred]

Excellent stuff yo 🍻

[@stevenmcgrath5114]

8:04 Titilation is a perfectly legitimate trade . . . 😃

[@whitefamilliar3057]

Now hold on, i think the passion of 40k is what YOU make of it, not of what the event your playing is. I go to plenty of RTTs / ITC events (3-5 game events) that are considered "tournaments" and people are amazing, hell people bring fairly narrative or flavorfull lists. And ive met some seriously wonderful highly competitive players bringing new and old players of 40k into these events, and we all have an absolute blast. The hobby is what you make of it. I love a good crusade and also tournament pack games. I dont think its right to insult either side of the hobby or call the way they play "wrong"

[@thebishopoftherailway4719]

Question. Would I get in trouble for using a Horus Heresy Contemptor Dread as a Venerable Dread?

[@Backstabmacro]

In a casual game, ask your opponent. Most people won’t care so long as you’re clear about the wargear and model it’s representing. In a tournament setting, you’d need to clear it with the TO beforehand. The model would also need to either be accurate to the rough size and silhouette of a VenDread, or you’d need an actual VenDread on hand for measuring and line of sight purposes.

[@SiegeTF]

So, the submitter wasted your time, and now you're taking it out on us? 😜

[@jevgnijsfatejevs4221]

Where this background came from? The lake is very lovely,can you tell me vere can i find it?

[@Bobbymaccys]

As a dominoid I can attest to the female delivery drivers making bank, especially on pay days!

[@stevenmcgrath5114]

22:00 Been there done that gents, fixing broken women NEVER work out .

[@MrAnihillator]

What a story... poor Dave...

[@completelysober9171]

The reality of diver Dave and scumbag Larry is kinda sad, sucks that someone feels the need to pick on people who are messed up. BUT, it IS kinda funny. Like if the interaction between them was going down between two fictional characters on a tv show and no real people were being punched down at, it’d make a lotta viewers laugh I think.

[@lostsemler]

How do I send you a story

[@thoughtengine]

Are you familiar with the word "furphy"?

[@martinmckenzie8198]

W😂e behave a saying in New Jersey 15 will get you 15

[@m4verick666]

This is so funny, you have my sub =)

[@lewisbenzie845]

Need the whole story but .... Yeah no shit. You can't drink Costa in Starbucks

[@aaronsanders8773]

Love the content! Commenting for the algorithm!

[@drewthompson5366]

When he says “norties” does he mean 1990s?

[@thoughtengine]

2000s.

[@Giomancer]

"naught" means zero, "naughties" means the 00s

[@somecookie7817]

Using their guns 😂

[@vicnedel02]

North, have you ever seen any memes about yourself?

[@northernexile]

Nope :)

[@steveheald3837]

First story guy has a horrific attitude to women and a superiority issue. Not a hobby story at all

[@Dan-bv3mf]

First story is bullcrap

[@LukeMartinVideo]

Yes hobby !!! FINALLY 🎉

[@martinmckenzie8198]

Dave is a dude!

[@user-ix6kc3zv8m]

i love this channel dude

[@marikumay2279]

Enjoyed it

[@greywanderer5935]

Utter blasphemy claiming that the old land raider was not an official model.

[@matts1166]

When it comes to "official" it gets a bit fishy for the Land Raider. Obviously the old school plastic kit is cool, as are the version (and recuts) of the version that came out since 2001, plus I'd accept the Horus Heresy version if reasonably equipped. Did you know that in between the two Land Raider kits, around 1999-2000, GW sold an "official Land Raider conversion kit" that consisted of RT era Rhino hull, Leman Russ tracks, and various metal bits? I'd argue that that also counts as "official", as it was literally sold by GW as a Land Raider. They also had an old-school papercraft template in a White Dwarf which arguably could count. To make matters even more tricky, the company (really old days here) specifically said to use an Emhar WWI tank with GW bits to make a Land Raider. Now, is that one "official"?

[@John_on_the_mountain]

Isnt the cardboard ork Mech from 2nd edition still tournament legal?

[@redgreen09]

well i be calm and yes LOL cant cove this LAGHT OUT FEN LOUD this one just nuts shud be made in to a film more a cobow UUUUUGGG now cant think who be best to do as a film LAGHT OUT LOWD FUNNY ALLL HELL ps me i got two of arigel land rader sold back in the day

[@matthewrummler1854]

Dude fake ids so might not help to ask

[@margaretwood152]

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[@greyknightexan]

Howdy North, you come for the hobby, and stay for the pizza

[@RileyGein]

Video chapters would’ve been great to skip over to stories I wanted to listen to. Far too much content with nothing to do with the hobby I had to skip through

[@johnwycough1955]

16 minutes in & nothing about hobby. Turned it off.

[@worzelgummage4245]

😄😋

[@LamiaDomina]

Lol. I once had this naive idea that PVP games would engender less of this kind of carebear scrubthink. Cry me a river, "casual PVP" is a contradiction. You're going to keep getting your feelings hurt as long as you continue to put yourself in competitive games with this idiotic expectation that you get to dictate exactly how competitively everyone else is allowed to play. Everything isn't all about you.

[@LamiaDomina]

​@at_Bastrd Found the scrub. It takes a special kind of narcissism to pull this kind of fedora tip to "everything isn't all about you." I'm not actually surprised, but I'm still disappointed.

[@LamiaDomina]

@@That_Rat_Bastrd Then I imagine you won't be inserting yourself into competitive scenes and then making KZbin videos bitching to the whole world about how people played by the rules and not as you dictated.

[@LamiaDomina]

@@That_Rat_Bastrd If you hate the game so much then why do you play? It wouldn't be because scrubs like you get some kind of power fantasy out of appointing yourself to tell everyone else how to play, would it? (That's rhetorical; we both know that's why) The funny thing is when an actually fair and skill based game like Guild Ball or Infinity 3ed comes out people just like you bitch to the devs to change it because a 100% skill based game means that you lose 100% of your games. (And, of course, everything is all about you)

[@gentlemanviking9389]

YES! as a 30 year casual player, I'm not a fan of how the game seems to cater to the competitive basement dwellers.