None of the history books in Skyrim mentioned a glowing white blur blazing across the country side leaving a trail of skooma bottles behind it as the savior of the empire...
@YourBrain8 жыл бұрын
IT'S A COVER UP FROM THE THALMOR I TELL YOU 2WEAR YOUR CHITAN HATS!
@EpicWinNoob8 жыл бұрын
She moved so fast no historian could even process the story itself.
@princevegeta6998 жыл бұрын
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
@zaleski99127 жыл бұрын
Dekkren Kain @
@Blake40146 жыл бұрын
Hail Skooma! The savior of Tameriel!
@quillquickcard88247 жыл бұрын
Of note. The adventure begins on the morning of the 27 of Last Seed. Run ends on the afternoon of the 30th. THE OBLIVION CRISIS WAS 3 DAYS.
@Blake40146 жыл бұрын
A very very short crisis, half the population didnt even know there was a crisis! lool
@Ohflipsnap6 жыл бұрын
"An Oblivion Crisis? In my province?" More likely than you think...
@KnewOnee6 жыл бұрын
@@Ohflipsnap Oblivion Crisis? in this Era ? in this Autumn? in this part of the Empire? localized entirely in your plane of existence ? *YES*
@Ohflipsnap6 жыл бұрын
@KnewOne ... May I see it? *NO*
@xemnas19975 жыл бұрын
Relax it was just a Dragon Break, those things happen all the time
@Iceman-go1gs7 жыл бұрын
*finishes the run* not much of an applause. *throws a skull at a cup* the whole room erupts.
@isaacrumley6 жыл бұрын
Iceman why are there no comments on this? This is gold 😂😂
@pokesonav6 жыл бұрын
Priorities!
@DieEineMieze5 жыл бұрын
bruh :,(
@jnostalgic5393 жыл бұрын
When that happened I felt like clapping as well 🤣
@AnubusStar8 жыл бұрын
When the next Elder Scroll is written, you shall be its scribe... "One day, the Emperor was assassinated by members of the Mythic Dawn cult that worshiped Mehrunes Dagon. So I ran around punching literally everyone, created potions and scrolls out of nothing, and drank myself into a skooma stupor. I ran across Cyrodiil like a madwoman, forgetting how exhausting it was, guzzling skooma all the way. Then Martin Septim turned into a dragon--or at least I think he did. Maybe that was the skooma."
@AlyMar19948 жыл бұрын
Was it the Mythic Dawn? I thought it was mentioned in Skyrim that the Dark Brotherhood assassinated Uriel Septim VII.
@AnubusStar8 жыл бұрын
It is very clear in Oblivion that the Emperor is killed by the Mythic Dawn.
@CaptainRed10008 жыл бұрын
Would you mind if I refenced this in my RPG Maker project? It's far too funny for me to ignore. XD
@AnubusStar8 жыл бұрын
CaptainRed1000 Please do!
@TheRangerFox8 жыл бұрын
A little late to the party, but in skyrim it is implied that the Hero of Kvatch (oblivion's main character) is killed by a dark brotherhood assassin. It's one of my least favorite things that they did in skyrim, because they imply you're killed by the adoring fan from the arena quest line. anyway, just putting that out there as it might be what you were thinking of.
@Doughpalace5 жыл бұрын
what a spectacularly chill run. most gdq runs i can't watch when i'm trying to relax bc of all the nervous energy and loud, tryhard jokes. chill runner, chill presenters, chill audience. 10/10
@LeviathanLP6 жыл бұрын
Surprising no-one, a triple-blind study conducted by ancestor moth priests reveals that the fastest way to save Tamriel is to drink an ungodly amount of skooma.
@HenloBoppo8 жыл бұрын
That explains why khajit move faster than other characters it's cause they're always hopped up on skooma and moon sugar
@HenriNero6 жыл бұрын
I also got that ghost glitch while playing casually. When you kill the skeleton, the blade ghost is supposed to be teleported from a small cave thingy that is "burried" under the floor in that room, but he just stays there forever, then the only way to progress is using tcl to get to the armor, or using it to go talk to him, target him with the console, going back to the armor room, then using another command to teleport him to you.
@garrettwilson26248 жыл бұрын
Saw the bowling, though to my self "That's it, nothing is going to be better."
@vanondorf7 жыл бұрын
It's actually the hardest trick in the game.
@toastybick5 жыл бұрын
Your Intelligence has been damaged.
@JosephJohnston945 жыл бұрын
24:45 "...and you have to steal from him before you kill him or else you'll get arrested."
@quillquickcard88247 жыл бұрын
This is my new headcanon for Oblivion.
@IShredESP7 жыл бұрын
I've been on a major GDQ kick the past two weeks. And I'm living every moment of it.
@RosettaStoned19929 жыл бұрын
"Sean Bean had to die in Oblivion too." So happy somebody else also thought the same thing as i did too about Sean Bean.
@cricketscoffee74785 жыл бұрын
i did the dupe glitch a lot back in the day when i played on xbox 360. overdid it one day and was stuck watching jeweled necklaces fall in Anvil for about 45 minutes, and took maybe 2 days to pick them all up at 5 seconds per frame (
@DavetrapCourier63 жыл бұрын
Fucking. Mood.
@DetectiveJones6 жыл бұрын
no...please I dont have another hundred hours to spend replaying this amazing ass ga *download starts*
@vavra2228 жыл бұрын
Bubbles is easily THE most entertaining speedrunner ive seen on this channel, watching this is better than watching a movie and this somehow also satisfies my nostalgia and prevents me from downloading the game only to get bored 10 minutes after i start it.
@personontheinternet65252 жыл бұрын
iniiiiit. I bought it recently but haven't even bothered opening the disc drive xD
@andrespiess8203 жыл бұрын
The second best video that got me into the speedrunning community. Thank you so much. Always fun to watch. I love it.
@Quafflez6 жыл бұрын
one of my favorite moments of these vods are the collective yays! such joy
@jetex19118 жыл бұрын
Bubbles of Fire is a kickass name, and this is a kickass run.
@DBDenzz3 жыл бұрын
Bubbles of the fire
@monkeynut0007 жыл бұрын
im glad im not the only one that says "over cucumbered"
@maxmoko35779 жыл бұрын
Looking at this speedrun just squeezed my mind.Nostalgic.
@LyingTuna6 жыл бұрын
I just had the exact same glitch during the tomb for Tiber Septim's armor happen yesterday when playing casually. No idea what triggers it, but yeah, thank god for console commands. No idea what a console player would do though lol
@OopsSorryBruh5 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy to see how optimized this run became if you’ve watched Bubbles’ 29:57 run which is so much faster than this
@demilung8 жыл бұрын
No OOB runs are the best runs.
@xcaliber3168 жыл бұрын
the skill and mastery of this game is amazing the timing and delicate jumps shows true commitment to your craft!
@grocktoczar89078 жыл бұрын
Skooma... maybe just once...
@sickbyy6 жыл бұрын
Or in this case some 512 times if my math is correct
@thezulucow5 жыл бұрын
That dupe glitch is why I can’t go to skingrad on my Xbox save any more.
@wawarushii2 ай бұрын
I feel that
@Chawse_ay6 жыл бұрын
This guy closed a gate to oblivion in two minute or less
@stevenkirton63737 жыл бұрын
2:58 run starts
@Vtecdragon9 жыл бұрын
lol damn back in the day i stored millions and millions of skooma in the secret room of the castle dlc!
@ProfessorChops5 жыл бұрын
The same thing happened to me when I was playing the game for the first time. I thought the game was just glitched out and wouldn't let me finish. Eventually enough time passed that the guy showed up.
@matsujonen5 жыл бұрын
I have two memories from oblivion. One is wondering through the forest after escaping the jail. Finding a unicorn and then finding out I could ride it. Taking it to kvatch, jumping off its back and it absolutely killing everyone and everything in town
@lxvescars988 жыл бұрын
He plays fuckin Michael Jackson
@BRoyce696 жыл бұрын
'this guys really good at avoiding you' -bubbles waites for him- -uses door- -just fucking misses him- X D dead. that RNG
@karsten695 жыл бұрын
...Would Nirn have come to an end if this high elf had attended AA?
@SirBrittanicvs5 жыл бұрын
Fear and Loathing in Cyrodill
@green90s6 жыл бұрын
I'm demanding a new category: bowling%.
@massconnect93298 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize the video you were looking forward to watching is one you already watched a long time ago :(
@teejaay76096 жыл бұрын
Damn I didn't know a time like 52 seconds was possible...
@Manly-Tears3 жыл бұрын
World Record that shall be never beaten indeed
@rusPiglets8 жыл бұрын
3:59 -You immediately bind heal minor wounds and ... heal minor wounds. I don't even know, I have been laughing for 10 minutes already.
@fwoqma7 жыл бұрын
5:44 seems to be when the run actually starts.
@Michael-xe6ze6 жыл бұрын
This is by far the best elder scrolls game.
@harrisonfackrell6 жыл бұрын
41:40 "We did it. *Y a y*"
@PaladinLarec7 жыл бұрын
This is by far my favorite speedrun ever. So hilarious.
@the7thlegacy7285 жыл бұрын
51:13 The highlight, imo
@liftedlegend7106 жыл бұрын
600000$ for speedruns who said gamers where just fat lazy slobs these men are hustling respect
@ЮлианМацкевич5 жыл бұрын
Well, my intelligence sure have been damaged
@Gytiss935 жыл бұрын
damn they were entertaining to watch. perfect sense of humor
@mr.johnson9777 жыл бұрын
32:32 these blades picked an interesting place to do this.
@horstherbert355 жыл бұрын
"they just run faster because bethesda"
@jacedotexe6 жыл бұрын
"praisssee beee" "W A H"
@drowsemary7 жыл бұрын
they got a cool $13-14
@TheTrueSpottedStripe5 жыл бұрын
And so the 9 Divines became the 10 Divines.
@jamz87298 жыл бұрын
i heard... but this isnt confirmed... that you cannot escape his vigilance... ahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahah and the way theyre all yelling while he runs past ahahahahahahaha
@lolwhut78 жыл бұрын
lol'd so fuckin hard
@stal24966 жыл бұрын
YOU CANNOT DAGOOOON HGUAHUAHYAAAA
@JohnSmith-ng3jn6 жыл бұрын
I complete forgot how this game looks unmoded... it looks a bit different after throwing 20gig of new content and textures to it.
@pyrosmerf5 жыл бұрын
Run ACTUALLY starts at 3:55 then REALLY ACTUALLY starts at 5:40 Not even joking....
@jnostalgic5393 жыл бұрын
That throw to the cup was legendary 🤣
@daundacheese5 жыл бұрын
Shout out to my boy with "Where'd the soda go?"
@LordTyrus Жыл бұрын
I like how they purposely say "over-cucumbered" instead "over-encumbered"
@PauleBertt8 жыл бұрын
looks like i have to install oblivion again... :D
@publicdomainclassicalmusic39617 жыл бұрын
This is one of the first games I played when I went back to gaming as an adult. It took me around 100 hours...
@Aquinex6 жыл бұрын
46:23 Two of you, is it my birthday?
@James_XXIY_crafts5 жыл бұрын
I can just hear the character going woooooooooooooooo throughout the entire speedrun
@blaynebirdwell34376 жыл бұрын
WOW what a good play threw!!!
@Bearsridingtanks7 жыл бұрын
This is very soothing to the soul
@albadude19223 жыл бұрын
He finished oblivion the same time I took to finish the tutorial
@ultimategeromer3 ай бұрын
*kills mankar camoran in one second* "And that was the final boss of the game." *applause*
@kingdavey905 жыл бұрын
Kept thinking I was accidentally watching at 2.0x speed.
@rynlanty13096 жыл бұрын
"Over cucumbered" lmaoooo
@CasperTheGhost647 жыл бұрын
funcannon seemed really nervous. Hopefully he'll be ok during his run this year
@mementomori55808 жыл бұрын
In the tomb where they had to kill those 4 specific skeletons... I'm very sure that they didn't killed the last skeleton which is the reason why they couldn't get past the barrier and had to use the noclip cheat.
@OGUnusualHat8 жыл бұрын
they walked back and looked right at the remains of the last skeleton, if any of them id feel skeptical about the 2nd but he also got the notification for that one which wouldnt have happened
@mementomori55808 жыл бұрын
IAmJim Didn't they go to the first (or second) one? Because he clearly exited at another direction then he entered...
@aves89648 жыл бұрын
Shit, the Bethesda hum played and I thought I'd clicked on the Oblivion icon.
@YourBrain8 жыл бұрын
The amount of times that's happened to me...
@joshp25425 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of using jet in fallout 4 to launch into areas I shouldn't be in. Skooma jump!
@zamrzivac933 жыл бұрын
another proof that shady dealers always have the quickest solutions.
@Jodsalz164 жыл бұрын
Since I first saw this run, I only move around the game by 8-stacking skooma
@FusRoDah25 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how much better Oblivion's interior lighting is than vanilla Skyrim...
@g.g.70585 жыл бұрын
Question: how do I go in person to one of these speedruns?
@chessemchesse36766 жыл бұрын
you knew there was the infamous paintbrush glitch
@JaNe-tf6uy6 жыл бұрын
That armor isn't for Martin, nor is it what he's wearing in any event. Going fast always makes up for the silly lore stuff, though
@dimiredstar21405 жыл бұрын
is it just me or is it that every dungeon is super dark and you cant see anything? otherwise it was great
@romanvonungern-sternberg10485 жыл бұрын
In the earlier versions everything was ridiculously dark, which meant there was actually a point to torches and nighteye
@Hunter-lv6ms7 жыл бұрын
this guy beat the game befor my game booted up
@globules8047 жыл бұрын
"Have mercy" "No"
@sicario86428 жыл бұрын
The games like 'no plz why you key so much'
@rpdigital177 жыл бұрын
Starts @ 3:57
@edrreal5 жыл бұрын
When you don’t want to be the hero
@michaelharrison60508 жыл бұрын
45:49 BAURUS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@Dougfrilled5 жыл бұрын
Skooma is a hell of a drug.
@TheYankees19727 жыл бұрын
Nice run!
@o0squid0o5 жыл бұрын
Console commands wont make you move faster then that but duping stat enchants you can jump across the entire map lol
@karatexperience5 ай бұрын
Oblivion Speedrun aka How Tamriel Was Saved By a Skooma Addict
@krazyspike7 жыл бұрын
Does the time it takes to quick save and quick load not constitute as a pay to win aspect as they were talking about avoiding with the frame rate cap?
@zxxzxzzzxzzxzzzxxzxzzxzx7 жыл бұрын
Run ACTUALLY starts at 3:55
@Lokuulio8 жыл бұрын
So Dolan Pls is essentially Doom Guy then? She runs around at very high speeds, slaughters daemons, doesn't care about those dying around them, and goes to Hell (or its equivalent) multiple times.
@matthewbertram330410 ай бұрын
that glitch at 40:00 is really interesting, anyone know why that happened?
@glassfiend1385 жыл бұрын
i must have missed how your fireball one shots the final boss.
@CheeseShady8 жыл бұрын
I used to time myself on getting full deadric starting from level 1. Can do in about an hour hahaha.
@aaronwilt28666 жыл бұрын
How was he able to fast travel to Weynon Priory and Cloud Ruler Temple without discovering first?
@Ausar06 жыл бұрын
Aaron Wilt Jr. That's just a thing in Oblivion. You don't have to discover those locations.
@alexmotts4 жыл бұрын
I didn't think you could even best this game. You just finish the main quests and then it just repeats the same 10 quests over and over doesn't ir?
@HyperShadic04 жыл бұрын
Unlike Skyrim, Oblivion doesn't have repeatable radiant quests. If you complete every single quest in the game then there aren't any more quests to do. That being said, once you complete the main questline there are still a lot of optional quests to do.