Game Theory: Real Tips for SURVIVING a Zombie Apocalypse (7 Days to Die)

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Zombies are EVERYWHERE -- in movies, in games, on TV. And for as ridiculous as it might seem to be attacked by the walking dead, it's much more science than fiction. Which begs the question, how do you survive the zombie apocalypse? Well, it's all about location, location, location. So where is the BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD to outlive the attacking zombie hordes? I think I may have found the answer!
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[@kaemorgan9578]

imagine all of us going there during a zombie apocalypse and it just becoming a game theory fan convention

[@oldyoutubeacclol3097]

OMG YES

[@brunobrekalo5502]

But that's just a theory, We're probably be scared for our lives 'cause, Zombies.

[@KieraAAG]

How funny would it be to see mat there a week after everyone else appear and we are guys like 😳😳😳😳

[@jessicaosterberg164]

PLEASE LET ME JOIN-

[@confused_lord1126]

I'm from Africa,Kenya and am already scheduled at the Canadian embassy

[@jianng7795]

In Mother Russia, zombies run from you.

[@thekinginhisglasstower4320]

In mother russia, you infect zombie.

[@blackprofile6238]

+That austrilain Guy with STD

[@frankieschickenwings8430]

Ayyy

[@csgoplayer6899]

Vodka is zombie poison, so you are right comrade.

[@Sc-mg7qq]

AYYYYYYYYYYY

[@TheAlan136]

I think Matpat told us the number 3-4 spot and keep the best ones for himself. He is not a fool, he knows to protect himself first.

[@nickklassen2791]

Nah man I live in Norfolk, it’s goated

[@lukeorendorff1293]

Matpats going to iceland

[@taliahardy9184]

@@lukeorendorff1293 no I think it would be Greenland

[@X-SPONGED]

Matt: "Nobody would get another person infected on purpose" Karens: *_"You underestimate my stupidity..."_*

[@duckgirl6792]

HAHAHA

[@aku8354]

Lmao

[@matthewwells2520]

Oh God oh God oh God! Not another one!

[@kaeleigh9367]

They no longer just want the manger….

[@matthewwells2520]

@@kaeleigh9367 "Excuse me! I need to talk to God's manager. RIGHT NOW!"

[@lixy99]

I- I want a 10 minute video of Mat just showing his search history

[@junnrhillgailanan3429]

ok your weird... i’m liking

[@Jonny-tn1pe]

Please

[@gissellaramirez3787]

YES

[@thesomaliteacher5871]

how much does he study

[@personman2346]

@@junnrhillgailanan3429 ok your weird im liking START THE CHAIN

[@RainyXP]

just give the zombies a snickers bar they are not the same when they are hungry.

[@jediyeti4470]

RainyPlaysGames yes. yes. awesome

[@Girlyvader]

YESSSSSSSSSS OMG YESSSSSS

[@RainyXP]

Brandon Kimble thanks 😄

[@galladegamer7332]

snickers:brain flavor

[@kittenbot2499]

RainyPlaysGames lol

[@god_2.0_the_better_version]

Wait, would zombies fight zombies? Tear each other apart? Or would you be able to make yourself both smell and look like a zombie and fit right in? Would they retain the knowledge of flying aircraft and such all on their own? How much would being a zombie hinder or help them? I have too many questions for a theoretical scenario...

[@harold6953]

If they're the walking dead walkers then we'll just cover ourselves with guts

[@INACTVI]

Watch walking dead. Now. I’m sure you’ll have lots of fun.

[@DumbDummy1983]

@@harold6953 to be fair you gotta be real careful with covering yourself with infected meat, one accidental taste or inconveniently placed cut/scrape and you're infected

[@diskont9605]

fighting - i don't think they would, as zombies literally rot and NOBODY would be willing to eat rotten food(even with deteriorating brains)(also maybe a one species thing) unsure about smell, it could work... just wait until someone else tests it even if they'd retain the knowledge, zombies brain are expected to be deteriorating, so nah, won't be useful, not considering their physical inability to fly aircrafts and stuff(i don't think PvZ stuff is possible) for the last one - they would be stupid, but strong(probably) and there would be a LOT of them for sure

[@alexcat6]

no, no, no, and it would hinder them a lot

[@cryomancer20x68]

There's one major flaw in this. You forgot military resistance to this. If zombies are real, the national guard is going out in full force and if that fails - nuclear option.

[@randomguy128]

but the radiation would mutate the zombies

[@sorat99]

Con plan 8888 one of a few unclassified military war plans developed as a training plan it is still fully functional in case the zombies come for us and nukes are there in the plan

[@user-iq7mk3gb9w]

In 24 hours, all major cities on Earth, gone. Guns and missiles will be left to rust without operators. His theory assume a zombie outbreak in the extreme level.

[@sorat99]

@@randomguy128 when a nuke goes off it burns hotter than the sun and if you are close to the center of the blast it will litterly atomize the zombies

[@loganhayes7251]

​@Michael Doyle first off, they would still die because whether bad mutations halt/disable them or the heat literally incinerated them

[@randomagender8205]

If there’s anything I’ve learned from 2020 it’s that we’d all die in a zombie apocalypse. Some people would say that the zombies are fake, some people would hide their bites. We’d all be screwed.

[@doodiepieface]

Yes

[@julianhana2360]

yes

[@paisleesheppard5629]

Well I'd preemptively start axing the ppl I know are idiots. And probably domesticatie bunch of zombies on accident from leaving meant strewn around, oops.

[@todd7104]

…there is a legit zombie virus now. IM NOT KIDDING!!! THE ZOMBIE VIRUS CELL IS STRONGER THAN OUR ANTI-BODIES!!! (Science stuff in case your too dumb too understand) and scientist are trying too COPY IT!!!!!!! The scientists are trying to kill us.

[@ebeatz974]

@@todd7104 ok......lol, whats it called again bud? XD

[@Dsr-Quantum34]

Just make another channel and call a survival theory

[@KataOnCrack]

Ye

[@Jay-iz6dg]

MatPat CREATE ANOTHER CHANNEL CALLED SURVIVAL THEORY!!!!!

[@ismailhafizzudin7751]

I want to ask..do u guys really want zombie in u country....u gonna said yes for now but when zombie had...u gonna be so really really sad or regret

[@swordbrine6498]

ikr

[@trevordaugerdas5811]

If you watch the film theory "how to survive the hunger games" he actually makes a joke about this being a channel

[@silvrnightingale]

I could actually imagine getting there, seeing a bunch of MatPat fans hanging out, growing food, and just building a whole community together. I wonder what we would call it... Theory Town, Matburg... The possibilities are finite, but our imaginations are not!

[@OliFennecFox]

Based on a lot of these, my current location isn't that far from safety. I live in Scotland and it would only take maybe an hour or two to get to the Highlands which has clean water, massive mountains, low population density, cold temperatures to kill bugs, etc.

[@brunyplayswastaken]

I also live in Scotland... Meet you there when the world goes to shite mate?

[@OliFennecFox]

@@brunyplayswastaken Scots together strong

[@brunyplayswastaken]

@@OliFennecFox Indeed, my friend. During the horde night we drink copious amounts of buckfast and irn bru and eat copious amounts of munchie boxes and greggs.

[@OliFennecFox]

@@brunyplayswastaken I look forward to the apocalypse now

[@thomasgamevids7269]

​@@OliFennecFoxis this average Scottish chat

[@nuc982]

3 days without water huh? but you're matpat so 3 hours without diet coke

[@pain361]

nucleotic 13 OMG😂😂😂

[@tahjajarrett9709]

nucleotic 13 I've gone three days without drinking .... let's just say. I'm a dead ma

[@calling4630]

nucleotic 13 haha xD

[@junplays6356]

nucleotic 13 too true

[@orarinnhelgijonsson67]

nucleotic 13 more like 20 minutes

[@Molinaridude]

If Plague Inc. has taught us anything is that we should go to Greenland

[@Gakulon]

Or Madagascar

[@ruddthree8105]

Both of those are good...

[@aidancullinan7649]

Or Indonesia/Philippines

[@cyborgcatrj6794]

Too many insects for Madagascar...

[@froggod9395]

If Plague Inc has taught me anythign its.. GOD DAMNIT IM LATE

[@Kolastat]

I would love to see MatPat revisit this theory with the stats from Covid to see how it held up

[@MrSmash-oq1rj]

This is also assuming zombies wouldnt slowly rot, and no one would be actively trying to eliminate zombies

[@archerking2784]

If plague inc has taught me anything, then the two safest places are Greenland and Madagascar.

[@hunterofdarkness8329]

Greenland has been taken over Madagascar is our only hope now

[@itzsaltyz9955]

Sweden

[@hunterofdarkness8329]

@@itzsaltyz9955 Will pewds agree?

[@AS256]

No it's Antarctica because it's never been infected

[@wallywallendo]

Nope just Greenland

[@adyeri9831]

Of all times, KZbin decides that now, during a pandemic, a three year old video on how to survive a zombie apocalypse would be perfect to recommend.

[@mmmbored7939]

My gun will finally come into use

[@lulup8199]

@@mmmbored7939 you have to use a silent way or they will hear you.

[@bluejacob403]

EXACTLY

[@jasonk7675]

viewership increases, demonetisations happen at the same time, profits for KZbin. Problem? KZbin be like All your monetisation are belong to us.

[@cheshirerewop3820]

It's truly in light of the Finland's new death cases being -1 thing and KZbin is just trying to prepare you for the coming zombie outbreak.

[@metalhead-qs6sk]

The problem with mosquitoes transporting the disease is that they don't actually suck your blood. It's your blood pressure that forces the blood into the mosquitoe. They track the host by using your breath, pheromones, and body heat. So unless the zombies still have a pumping heart, those mosquitoes wouldn't be able to find the zombie, let alone get any blood out of it.

[@cocoa6671]

for at least a while the zombies are still alive, and would attract mosquitos. they could pass the disease to their offspring and continue to hunt the remaining living humans, who are continuously turned to zombies. also, the smell of blood could (depending on the virus) draw zombies to your area. so best to avoid them anyway

[@TV---]

I've been living in Norfolk since the start. The soil here actually used to be terrible for anything other than tobacco, and one of the worst places to live, if you weren't a tobacco farmer, but then it turned into a lumber place, but a guy got frustrated and planted a bunch of tree walls which stopped the wind. creating one of the best farming areas in Canada. Lots of history here

[@BloodTide76]

Plot twist... Ontario is actually 2nd best... and Mat is keeping #1 to himself lmao

[@colinz226]

i agree and i think i know which is best, and it is in my home state WOOT

[@jamesmills-baker7007]

what about the military its there think about it it would kill all the zombies

[@deamontana596]

I thought of something similar, the simulations stuck to a traditional model for disease spreading, and did not seem to take human response into account. But military bases would probably be a bad idea for two reasons 1) other people who have the same idea 2) the military would likely be poorly equipped to deal with zombies, they would be reluctant to fire on civilians (zombies), and are taught to aim for center of mass not the head (most books you read talk about this, it would likely take a while for people to realize that they need to shoot the head)

[@BloodTide76]

Darin Anderson The problem with that though is that is a scenario where nobody KNOWS what a zombie is. Thats how in any zombie movie it spreads so fast. By the time people figure out what to do, its way too late. If this were to happen in modern reality it would take the population as a whole about 20 minutes to figure out exactly what they need to do and would be all over every social media feed and news cast within the hour. People would be much more prepared to defend themselves with the already known knowledge of how to take care of this. There is a good possibility our modern civilization could snuff a zombie apocalypse before it even got its foot in the door.

[@deamontana596]

BloodTide That is the point that I was trying to make (I don't think that I phrased it very good), but every time there is a disease outbreak in the world it is all over the media. The governments and disease prevention organizations would be able to handle small scale outbreaks, I was only referring to being ill prepared if you went to a military base. Your best option would either be to stay inside or get to a low population area very fast.

[@im_kj]

“Be safe around the apocalypse.” - a message from Game Theory

[@imbored7579]

i hAvE mY riGHtS

[@atreyos846]

Be safe from corona

[@foro2533]

"Hop on a train Fly away on a plane Build a fort around your bed Sitck a knife into a zombie's head 7 day's to die You've got 7 day's to die 7 day's to die You've got 7 day's to die Be safe around the apocalypse a message from matpat"

[@maxine3161]

I will never get over how metal the intro is years later

[@Loverofcats12]

I have always feared zombies cause you never know when a zombie apocalypse will happen.

[@angelchamu835]

Watching this in 2020 sure hits different

[@phattcat2997]

Yeah😳

[@user-jv1ox2rl7h]

Yeah

[@user-cv8xu2yk7m]

Yep

[@samiajefferson6634]

Pretty much

[@happimiko]

*it really does*

[@arat2028]

"You die in three hours without a shelter." Me : **laughs in they can't get me if i'm already dead**

[@hurtalloy9397]

Funny thing is my friend told me a while ago if he was a zombie he would just sit on the couch and play video games. Seems reasonable if you still have a bit of a mind.

[@arat2028]

@@hurtalloy9397 That does sound nice, you don't need to sleep, eat or drink, nor do you have to get up to use the bathroom. The only problem would be that your dead body would begin decomposing and will probably fall apart after a while.

[@arat2028]

@@hurtalloy9397 still better than running after people that'll probably find a way to bash your brains in with roadside debris lol

[@aidanscott5369]

Please subscribe to me please

[@plagueofmoths]

I forgot he said that. Three hours without a shelter? maybe in a flood. i've spent 5 hours straight outside without a shelter in the middle of winter (I'm in utah in the US). sure, it wasn't fun, but i'm not dead yet, am i?

[@hannahcrossett3415]

"Because they're zombies, they don't know they're sick" meets dormant period before symptoms appear. I'd love to see MatPat make a follow-up video after the global pandemic experience.

[@tommyfox854]

Oh yeah, that's gonna be a video I'd LOVE ta see. =)

[@lmfao7717]

Matt, you know you just gave us the formula to find the second best place to survive this

[@Vshortcircuited]

literally. just save the charts and find the next common thread

[@THE5lash]

A real tip to survive: Be the camera man

[@paisleesheppard5629]

Nowadays: school teachers would be mistaken for zombies by the zombies. They'd be having End of the World zoom parties and laugh hysterically when the zombies give them a shoulder pat like "Hang in there, guys."

[@ZenoDLC]

Plot Twist : The movie is about a bunch of cameramen surviving a zombie apocalypse

[@yousifzanganah4137]

or be the director

[@NoName-cu2qc]

There was a movie where the camera man die

[@yousifzanganah4137]

@@NoName-cu2qc just be the editor or directer

[@pestylucas7406]

“I like to think of it like a school fire drill, but with zombies” So...a school fire drill then

[@GhostHunterDipperPines]

Wait, you’re school has zombies too?

[@blessedwolfNotAFurry]

@@GhostHunterDipperPines who's doesn't??????

[@Soggyshark82]

BlessedWolf uhhh my school

[@blessedwolfNotAFurry]

​@@Soggyshark82 HAU

[@insertusernamehere8324]

Ye.

[@rand0m426]

How did i miss this absolute gem of an intro.

[@cyclone_23x]

Epic video and love the depth you went through to come to your conclusion! Subscribed to the channel and liked the video. Immediate fan here!

[@Chicken-coop]

Friendly Canadian zombies. They'd ask you first before they even bite you

[@lolbosss]

Zombie bites you You bite back

[@Coffnist_Charm]

Zombie walks up to you, Zombie: Cun me brte tou You: whut Zombie: Cough* cough* Oh sorry about that, had something in my throat. Uh as I was saying can I bite you?

[@LiLemonDrop]

C M Consents important 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[@spexterjt2962]

@@Coffnist_Charm as a Canadian you may be right

[@abdelrahmanamr651]

@@Coffnist_Charm I will say no and just continue running

[@typryor2227]

When your entire town is infected, but you have a pack of sun flower seeds and an open lawn:

[@LutasticLu]

I see what you did there...

[@i_hart_camo1829]

*Peashooting Intensifies*

[@judgementalcowfish9901]

All you need now is a few walnuts and pea plants.

[@Blues.EXE39]

you need some of those hypno shrooms to turn the zombies on youre side

[@i_hart_camo1829]

@@Blues.EXE39 Now I realize that druggies in the pvz universe have the upper hand

[@Mystik671]

I'm probably late, but I think Palau might be the best place, not too populated, lots of places to go to, especially the Rock Islands, lots of sea and land animals to catch, self sustaining plants, only two seasons rainy and sunny, you can farm taro and tapioca. One of the biggest problems would be typhoons, though. Might need to learn how to boat without gas though.

[@potato-oo8oj]

loving the intro matpat 🤣🤣

[@hammieli1875]

Ill grow plants, not to eat, but to fight zombies

[@kelissandra6422]

Hammie Li plant gatling peas with torchwood for firepower with armored wallnuts in front

[@Ethan-io7fh]

Hammie Li Nah, Just Buy 200 Lawnmowers, And A Bunch Of Doom Shrooms

[@ieatrocks8318]

Nah, you just need a rifle, a cricket bat and Don't Stop Me Now playing in the background.

[@alexandrelima3543]

Hammie Li planta vs zombies😂😂😂

[@kenni2242]

Alexandre Lima lol

[@julienjeanbourquin1756]

Theorie: He actually gave us the 2nd best location and kept the 1st for himself 👀🤔😂

[@That0neLozer]

UNDERRATED COMMENT LOL

[@nukeariesdiana2476]

He Will get the best spot for himself

[@xXninjaturtleiam1Xx]

i just watched and commented the almost exact same thought…lol

[@toonasag]

🤣

[@That0neLozer]

@@xXninjaturtleiam1Xx …lol

[@bennyboi289]

2016 game theory was the best "era of game theory"in my opinion

[@ThatsMe123.]

8:24 even zombies don’t mess with Texas 😂

[@painnful]

"You die 3 hours without shelter" Me: **goes out a 5 hour mountain hike**

[@iku9325]

HIKE.. HIKE... THAT MEANS YOU GET TO HAVE AT LEAST A WARM TENT AND SLEEPING BAG

[@hurtalloy9397]

@@iku9325 uhhhhh, you realize I have stuff like that in my basement which can be taken with me. They are also everywhere so if you have time go for those or more likely thick coats for colder areas.

[@aidanscott5369]

Please subscribe to me please

[@theboogboi1759]

3 hours in harsh conditions without shelter

[@stardustlover8446]

LMAOO

[@meepmeep3397]

Me playing plauge inc *whisper* what about greenland

[@acdsarc11]

I hate that Greenland whenever I play that. I'm pretty sure it would be good for farming though.

[@Beat105k]

@@acdsarc11 I always hated Madagaskar even more.

[@galaxyrose4334]

Damn greenland.

[@StinkyKraken]

I had the same problem lol

[@pietersfilms5171]

You cant grow plants there

[@midorigurin5519]

I really love the song in the intro ✨️ Beautiful ❤️

[@ricochet0928]

As someone who lives directly across from a cemetery, this kind of scenario is something that's almost constantly in the back of my mind 😂😭

[@kierancochrane6181]

MatPat saying that people wouldn't try to get others infected on purpose: Karens in 2020

[@silver_carbide]

People: No you can't just walk around without a mask Karens: Ha ha, I wanna see the manager then....

[@bryangonzalez4216]

You need you wear a space suit on mars Karen's no I have a medical condition that makes me not able to wear a space suit and if you don't let me I gonna call the manager

[@Bananananananananan]

@@bryangonzalez4216 make them not where a space suit so they die

[@_TheCartoonist_]

Dude yup

[@telisia5168]

See how these tips don't work? They only work if we are ALL smart people. We already have 3 months to prepare since the news from china and yet here we are. People ONLY react when they see their loved ones DYING, or in this case, becoming a zombie in front of their eyes. People are stupid.

[@nightterror9992]

thing is he isn't weighing in terrorism,murder migration,riots which can be very important factors we are more likely to be killed by a human than a zombie

[@nightterror9992]

and the population density will totally change because everyone will go to ottowa so they will be fucked anyway so whatever you do your ideally fucked plus the pathogen will probably get u before a zombie

[@lunarSoul0]

I was about to bring that up to till 15:08 in the video. But yea the scenario for the video just takes into account the virus, people are still an important factor when considering the end times. Funny though I didn't take Zombie bugs into account.

[@shins8509]

That, is a very good point. I mean you can see the riot in Atlanta in Fear the walking dead, so MatPat didn't take that into account

[@Hirsty566]

Looters will be the bane of my existence

[@gloreaf1850]

Don't forget the 'lack of people' criteria.

[@rubestur8691]

already did this. lighting ridge, nsw, australia. it has springs that have freash water from under the ground. population is low. My dad used to live there and i have been a couple of times it has the biggest cattale farms in australia which means a lot on grain (soybean)

[@SLEEEEEEEEEEP]

Hey I already live in Canada! not in Ontario but I live pretty close so I just got a move there and then I'll be less paranoid!

[@user-mj1xb3ue7h]

Honestly, before I watch this video I'm just gonna say this: I'm in Canada, we have relatively low population density, tons of fresh water, wildlife for food, vegetation. I would just move up north more so I the zombies couldn't move as fast.

[@tannerlampman8649]

Canada is not as safe as you think we are literally touching America so all those zombies from America are going to be coming right here to Canada also with the zombie hordes they wander so rural areas are just very easy to walk across so the safest place is nowhere

[@jechxt9629]

+Tanner Lampman the news would get to them better than the us

[@alekhelgesen2744]

alaska is more north

[@EMontiel22]

*ding ding ding* You are correct! haha xD

[@gamenut112]

the safest place to be is not where you might think, places like deserts and tundra and practically both the north and south poles are probably the safest places you can be, the harsher the climate the more safe you are from zack.

[@casssidyy711]

Me: watches as the red on the map quickly spreads to where I live Me: "ok not going to bed now. Gotta get myself ready."

[@milorodriguez3739]

Creative Rabbit Mickey dolenz is my BABY

[@drzion7295]

Creative Rabbit i

[@thomass2505]

I made the first like 24 hours yeah Florida I will have to deal with the mosquitoes but they aren't that bad and I am in the upper part in the Panhandle

[@surearvid315]

Well i live in Europe, so i don't have a choice to say "same lol" -_-

[@thelonepaperclip3241]

Creative Rabbit ikr

[@cheshire8426]

So I did some research matpat, and im sorry to tll you it was ridiculously easy for me to find the best place to live other than that place. IG i will be seeing you in the apocalypse!

[@fortnitegameplayguy852]

The reason you should go to Canada is because everyone is so kind, they’ll probably have to ask you before they bite you.

[@lenahadley5878]

If only that were really true. Thanks to the pandemic we see the true face of Canadians and it's not pretty.

[@matthieugauthier5128]

Lena Hadley there’s stupid people everywhere...we’re not actually nice people we’re just polite & mannered, just go see a hockey game or a Canadian at war, we’re far from nice xD

[@insertusernamehere8324]

Lol 😂

[@Drawinnunez]

Canada is overrated change my mind

[@tuesday1672]

Ali Hussain it is. We’re not very different from every other country.

[@ArchangelSteve]

If Plague, Inc taught me anything, it's that your best chance of avoiding infection is living in Greenland.

[@patches4864]

Hahahahaha

[@glitchyyy]

So tru

[@TG-bl9kr]

Welp, I know Mats second option XD

[@therealgamer2449]

Agreed damn u greenland

[@ArchangelSteve]

joe mcnoe the World Health Organisation actually had the devs over to give a talk on how they modelled the spread of disease in the game, so I'd say it's pretty realistic.

[@DulocGuardsman]

You can build many villages with fortifications close enough to interact and do trading like one village grow cereal crops and another village grow legumes and another village have some livestocks and another located very near a body of water packed with fish so they trade some thing like eggs for bread or dairy for peas and beans maybe?, but the villages are still far enough so if one village got infected the other villages will be safe

[@madisonk4344]

2020: *grins* Everyone:*softly* don't....

[@carolyna6950]

2020: “Hold my beer”

[@matthewwriter9539]

Me: instead of holding your beer, can I smash your kneecaps with this sledgehammer?

[@alienstoner4206]

*Do it

[@madisonk4344]

@@alienstoner4206 lmao

[@Googoo_gagaTV]

@@carolyna6950 more like “hold my virus

[@jacobrayner3378]

3 hours without shelter Homeless people: hold my beer

[@subzero4190295]

The shelter part constitutes as protection from extreme weather. Homeless people usually have coats

[@unnecessaryjourney634]

icedragonIsLit r/whoooosshhh

[@subzero4190295]

@@unnecessaryjourney634 r/ihavereddit

[@greaseman6825]

-Lilac Skyz- shut up gacha furry.

[@jacobrayner3378]

@@greaseman6825 geuss that where they will hide

[@RudyTheNinja]

Hey Mr. Patt I can't believe I didn't get this sooner Dumb Ways to Die was such a great game I hope you have your kids play it, very educational about dangers you'd think would be obvious

[@annamesser6880]

Now matpat I love your channel and I know you probably won’t see this but what about storms?

[@fw_corazon]

Nobody: Matpat: how Minecrafts lore is connected to the assassination of JFK

[@rew1677]

Hey I've seen this one before

[@rew1677]

Its like you stole it

[@fw_corazon]

@@rew1677 lmao i did steal it and everyone probably knows but i just like to make people laugh

[@rew1677]

@@fw_corazon hey dont feel bad i also stole this response

[@jonathanruedisueli9448]

lol

[@nathanoakes6610]

Trump is a time traveler, he wants the wall to stop the zombies.

[@doob626]

+Joe Butthead Hey, he may act like a dick to them now but he's thinking about the future of mankind, not just 'Merica.

[@poisonnettle9521]

Ya but he's still a idiot

[@abobobini]

an* Maybe you should take some time to look introspectively at yourself.

[@christianganalongo9482]

maybe true

[@joshuamendoza8347]

Mexicans aren't zombies

[@lincolnkoller760]

" With the Great Lakes in the US" As a Canuck, I declare a war of extermination on Matpat.

[@pedrobroek2228]

I think rain is something you should consider too, bc here in Europe during falls to spring it rains very often so cooking rainwater ain’t a bad idea either for survival and i think the problem with ticks is minimal it isn’t too damn bad, and the population well we don’t have many guns in Europe so that’s a major issue but there’s a possibility.

[@alyssa3046]

Funny thing; the place he "started" was in Atlanta, Georgia. Also known as where The Walking Dead took place.

[@sebastiancalvey1226]

Dont Go There...

[@keiracopeland4721]

RIP Lee you absolute legend

[@daxx4829]

No..... not me.....

[@theliltlefroakie123]

Joseph ceeeeezzzzaaaaaaa Anyone who played the walking dead :leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@soudapopp2799]

Whoooo boy

[@Liamg1999]

Imagine if during the Zombie Apocalypse alot of us go to Norfolk County, Ontario, Canada and we start a group of Survivalists called the The Matpatians. That would be hilarious.

[@alphanight-fang6423]

YES!! PLZ!! YES!!

[@DespOIcito]

MatPat Fans don’t need to know how to pronounce Norfolk

[@zacharycarter1084]

It'll be real life Fallout and we will be one of the factions

[@roselia2102]

Omg and there'd be that one person who doesn't know Matpat and randomly went there being like "What?"

[@lowdemanddemon757]

you are right not alot of people here know him @@BEGOBLOX

[@enchu7838]

if we make sure none of us are infected we could make a whole community base thingy helping each otherr

[@justaguywholikesanime]

as someone who lives in Atlanta this scared the heck out of me

[@DarmanitanDLuffy]

And, Canadian Zombies have to ask to bite us, them being Canadian and all

[@benski4987]

MOST INSANE VLOGS *NOT CLICKBAIT* im Canadian and im going to enjoy not being a zombie eh

[@benski4987]

Sorry for everyone else

[@aclown8758]

I live in Canada wooooop

[@DarmanitanDLuffy]

happyningaturtle It’s just a joke bro.

[@rebelliousramen]

all i have to say is nope (im canadian)

[@jamestdc7485]

“In 7 days about 50% of the US is nocked out” My boy forgot about Alaska and Hawaii

[@michellefitzgerald1335]

Yeah good luck getting there lol

[@audreysmith9303]

hawaii would just start a kingdom all over again

[@elix9r]

*knocked

[@doodiepieface]

You forgot about airplanes

[@linkholder]

@@michellefitzgerald1335 nah, Imma build a boat.

[@C4ndyC4d3t]

0:02 That is top tier singing voice from matpat

[@a_forestghoul]

Coming back to this episode now that 7 Days to Die has officially announced their 1.0 launch

[@RyzaTT]

Anyone: Mentions the word Quarantine Someone in 2020: Too soon!

[@alansaxena7934]

I live in Ontario and this got recommended to me, wonder if youtube is telling me something

[@toast7922]

Now I'm scared

[@blaugranapanda8711]

Same but I live in Toronto which is the most populated place in Ontario so if this ever happened I'd have to go to northern Ontario lol.

[@Lvl_251]

Same here hahahahah

[@somewhatnotofwho]

Not me

[@kj_heichou]

Maybe October 2020?

[@weeznaz8195]

Coming back to this video after the pandemic, it hits differently.

[@Tenebris-]

"seven days to die, you've got seven days to die" me: wrong episode, you should be in a "how to survive the Ring" video

[@madd1egurl216]

Wow matpat just gonna let us die like that also who came from food theory today?

[@madd1egurl216]

@Cooldude Shaner Lol

[@pingedhades6678]

me and i've already seen this twice.

[@RailfoxStudios]

I came here from food theory. :)

[@lukethompson1972]

hey now we know that if u see matpat any were in an apocolipse we can just stay with him

[@jmssaunders]

me

[@theambitiousduck]

2016 MatPat: Cancer? yea that can wait 2019 MatPat: *raises over a million for St. Jude*

[@jaydeenjaramillo7161]

MightyNighty7 lol

[@saitamasupremesensei3641]

MightyNighty7 GG

[@then00dleman]

Well IT did wait

[@galaxyd33r93]

It waited, it really did

[@drippooh]

I thought about that too!

[@Autumn-er7rg]

If there's anything I learned, it's that zombies are real and matpat will one day flee to a place where he won't be having fans asking for an autograph

[@DragonFiesta]

oddly enough my tiny hometown in Nebraska seems pretty safe. one of my cousins ranches out there and only comes into town once or twice a month.

[@sciencewizard2861]

nobody: 2020: write that down! write that down!

[@danivallance-mackenzie6579]

Facts

[@finnmuller9079]

It's 2021 now. Hey...

[@H4L0FOREAL]

@Aidan Drew fr

[@badquality0518]

It’s

[@sciencewizard2861]

@@badquality0518 ?

[@MustKillAxel]

me before the video : Zombies aint gon' stop me ! me after the video (with my insect phobia) : Guess ill die

[@AidenLongo]

People too often think they are as good at shooting and survival as they are in video games

[@MustKillAxel]

@@AidenLongo true

[@LadyOnikara]

I'd be one of the first ones to go. Especially since it's more than likely that the zombies are going to be faster than me.

[@justananimeweeb6696]

well thtat makes u more likely to avoid them

[@hollow3083]

):

[@felicitybutler9424]

I'm literally shaking, I live in the UK. i am terrified, pls let this never happed

[@vikisilva5168]

Also, sick intro as always matpat

[@anoraktheak5794]

“NewJersey is to but it’s not like your gonna be able to tell the difference” Ouch that’s savage

[@diwi1967]

How is jakob seed?

[@alexandraluxbeteta1740]

I live in NJ I'm a little hurt

[@jasonmandood3565]

We’re not all bad here 😕

[@dELTA13579111315]

I've only been to New Jersey one time, but I'm sorry to say to you Jersey people that it honestly sucked there. We literally had to drive over a curb just to cross the street to get into the parking lot we had to get to after at least half an hour of going back and forth down the same few miles of road. Boston was pretty bad too, we were on the highway or expressway or whatever it was, and had to go 15 miles in heavy traffic just to make a u-turn because we had to if we wanted to make it back to our hotel that night.

[@kars676]

Alexandra Lux beteta same

[@pleasehelp3319]

Cheese

[@sinlock8432]

Well we are all f***ed aren’t we

[@501ststormtrooper9]

Plot twist, it starts in Yukon. A very cold place.

[@hetaluna9844]

Will they ask us to eat out brain and then apologize?

[@starwberriez]

uh oh

[@serendipityfilms6769]

Not funny. I live in this province

[@aimingforstars1125]

One percent of the current amount of viewers is 90,000 WHICH IS CRAZY!!! You've come a long way matpat

[@Ekud-Smearnof]

The intro was so frickin nostalgic.

[@kjames3888]

"the fastest virus to spread, that we know of" 2020: hold my covid tests

[@szariq7338]

@@EggsaladSupreme They're not specific enough to differ Covid from chlamydia.

[@madradiator0557]

Is that where all they went

[@lenahadley5878]

Now we know if a zombie plague hits us the safest place is China. Stay away from North America if you know what's best for you. If the virus doesn't get you the mass panick will.

[@steveweast475]

@@lenahadley5878 you'd know that if you played Plague Inc.

[@malaiahooks2215]

xDD

[@abithefallenhuman921]

Don'timd me, just preparing for 2020's eventual zombie apocalypse.

[@malaiahooks2215]

same

[@anushags3185]

Good you will not get covid-19 and be safe

[@Grace-ol2id]

You say that like joke but everyday it seems more and more likely. This year has been just swell

[@DJWixel]

Keep dreaming lol

[@kristiulrich9328]

🤣

[@I_eat_sandwich]

omg, Matpad use my school picture at 3:04 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

[@pandoz8848]

My cottage seems to be perfect, you didn't mention it exactly it's in ontario right next to a lake rural and has a few shops to raid that sell crossbows and fishing gear and a food store

[@incredibleflameboy]

"most zombie games have you debilitated at the start" When I first played this game I kept spawning in burned out Forrest's where thirst killed you in a few hours and walking too quickly results in you catching fire. They did update it eventually though and towns started to appear where you could get into police stations and punch gun lockers until they gave up their contents.

[@danielspoon1234]

seven days to die is a grind your suppose to work for those guns lol

[@chichou7]

i always ended up there but never knew these things. oops

[@sorat99]

In 7dtd it is said that you crossed the equivalent of a crime boss and got your stuff stolen

[@ArthurMorgan-_-]

“So there you have it, Ontario Canada” Us Ontariens say stay out

[@Sebastian-pt1tm]

Arthur Morgan nice to know my shitty county is useful in something

[@ethanmoir6830]

@@Sebastian-pt1tm nah we still usless

[@fatefulafterlife]

Sir Moir Too true. This place is still useless considering we still get news like people driving cars into houses.

[@roga2973]

Yep that’s what I thought

[@anmolsra1205]

Jordan no one says that

[@antoninahalaczkiewicz9908]

But not every virus transmitted by blood can spread by mosquitoes- for example HIV virus can't be. It depends on the size of the virus or the amount of it in blood(I don't remember which on maybe both). So, the outcom may change a bit

[@maxluk8664]

As a southwestern Ontarian I cant express how happy this video makes me

[@ashbradford]

As an Ontarian, when I started this video I immediately said that Ontario would be the best spot. I think you may have gotten the county wrong though. You're going to want to be more up near Collingwood and Wasaga Beach (huge white sand fresh water beach). While we do grow a lot of things in Southern Ontario, the Blue Mountain region near Collingwood has a HUGE amount of amazing nutrient rich soil, which is why a lot of vegetables are grown there. A lot of the rest of Ontario focuses on grain production. Norfolk county is a poor choice because you are sandwiching yourself between Detroit, Buffalo, and Toronto, with larger Canadian cities like Hamilton and London very close by. You're surrounding yourself with the infected. The Collingwood/Wasaga Beach area is to the North off of Gorgian Bay, and actually isn't particularly colder. You would only be getting zombies coming up from the south because of the water on many sides and low populations on the others.

[@isabeluelmen9727]

Noted.

[@DaybreakPT]

It sounds like he actually gave us a dummy location and kept the best one he found for himself 👀

[@SessionSakic]

Hamiltonian here, I was thinking the same thing, even including like Sudbury/North Bay or Muskoka as potentially okay areas.

[@Knightsac]

Noted.

[@enderdrane]

"the zombie outbreak is faster than any disease.." ronavirus: hold my beer

[@monke6912]

Its slower

[@enderdrane]

@@monke6912 do the research kid. it is slower now but if you look at when i posted this and searched up the rate of infection from the time, you would notice that it is more infectious than the zombie outbreak.

[@monke6912]

@@enderdrane china warned america and if zombies are faster why did taked so long to get to my country i am from croatia you shitass

[@monke6912]

We arent from same country i am not kid i and i know how long did it taked time to come to my country

[@enderdrane]

@@monke6912 look, it may seem that it will take time to get into the country, but in reality, it could've been right next to you before you knew that the virus existed. thats what happened with most people in large cities or small towns like mine. remember, it takes time for a virus to be identified, and takes more time to know its symptoms, and even more time to do test is you are positive or not. just keep that in mind. also, actually do the research and compare the rate of spread of the ronavirus to the zombie virus, and if your not, don't guess that the virus or whatever bad thing takes time for it to emerge, because most of the time, that is not the case what-so-ever.

[@fluorescentmuffin1684]

That intro gave me so many flashbacks

[@hopstew7756]

The Game Theory opening theme is my favorite out of the 4 Channels

[@prestonescola6781]

Hey Matpat! What about New Zealand? both islands have just the perfect amount of everything on these graphs. the bottom of the north island would be PERFECT for this kind of survival. not highly populated, good climate, and great agriculture! look it up if you don't believe me.

[@prestonescola6781]

plus there are no ticks, no mosquitos carrying illness, and no real predators too. No wolves, no snakes, and no spiders that can kill you.

[@prestonescola6781]

please review this and, if you feel like like it.

[@sst1ck]

But Wellington it's packed

[@lukebishop8586]

Lol I'm from New Zealand to and I was just about to make this comment

[@sushisaxophone]

You don't have a large amount of fresh water though

[@chantal4535]

nobody: me: watching how to survive a zombie apocalypse instead of doing my online school

[@krazykupcake1547]

Once I got away with watching this video *for* school.

[@jincos--stories7501]

You too huh

[@shuliu4804]

Lel same

[@jackd.183]

Same

[@bubblyanna]

Coincidentally that is the same thing I'm doing. 🤣🤣