Ganondorf's Last Name is WHAT?!

[@jadhajjar1061]

Giggity

[@Joker3180Z]

Not quagmire

[@KeepYrselfSafe5991]

literally the response to zelda

[@arandomscoutmain]

​@@Joker3180Zyeah you right is driggity

[@GloryToMasterKohga.]

@@arandomscoutmain yes 😂

[@thenitpickchannel9993]

@@KeepYrselfSafe5991*sees Zelda and Link* Ganondorf: giggity

[@potatoqueen5248]

Ganondorf Dragmire basically meaning “Demon of the Village who drags you through the mud” which is actually super in character.

[@lordpvt]

LMAOO

[@koopaking6148]

Assuming that they mean the physical... Nevermind just realized that Japan is different than my society so yeah fits 100%...

[@sorenatkinson2689]

Dragmire means tyrant land

[@kittycuddler_4437]

It could also mean "dragons lair/ tyrants land" too, which also fits

[@Wariscool]

I thought it meant short Ganon and was a misspelling of dwarf

[@StrawHat-68]

It’s “Dragmire”, you’re welcome for saving you 45 seconds of your life.

[@whywhy595]

Here i give you ten seconds for your dedication of saving other people's time

[@maxluong2]

Thanks, I will now spend that time writing this comment thanking you

[@Mr.G-S]

Thanks

[@imadmukhtar]

THANK YOU

[@chocomint4771]

THANKS

[@wet0wl]

Dragmire is the most badass last name I can think of for Ganondorf, what are you on?

[@chickbowdrie4750]

My thoughts exactly. Most of these shorts have such poor opinions that i end up disliking the video and voicing my strong objection.

[@MangoKai]

KZbin in a nutshell. The ability to make a video gives people some sense of having a more valid opinion than anyone else.

[@inker_monkey]

yass! dragmire is such a badass name-- ima just steal that for my book character... dragsire??

[@NathanWubs]

Wanting to get click for a controversial video

[@WarFoxThunder]

FRFRRR

[@QBG]

I always thought the name "Ganondorf Dragmire" sounded like it belonged in the Gargoyles cartoon.

[@thisisaperson660]

its Dragmire because of all his dragon symbolism

[@yuseixp3058]

​@@thisisaperson660now it has been explained further...

[@imgabiireyes]

it sounds like this sophisticated gargoyle in the hunchback of notre dame.

[@thisisaperson660]

@@yuseixp3058 i mean, if youre going to play tears of the kingdom its PRETTY OBVIOUS why his last name is dragmire

[@wryytard]

I thought dragmire sounded cool

[@nicholaswiktorowski3187]

My dude took 45 seconds to tell us his last name 💀

[@masterballpro_2223]

The sad thing is that I knew it but I thought it was a title

[@lhommemystere3938]

Useless channel tbh, blocked.

[@Megamon0001]

It’s dragmire, there saved you 45 seconds

[@soulofflame9999]

thanks mate

[@kristamanahan8114]

Copy cat

[@That_Son_Ofa_Itch]

Dragmire matches him perfectly His full name translates to Demon beast in a Dragonic lair. 🤔 almost like he’s a Demon who turns into a beast in a castle which would be considered a dragons lair

[@smithsmith1956]

He turns into a dragon in the newest game. So, it fits perfectly. His calamity form in botw is dragon like also.

[@Gamxin]

​@@smithsmith1956damn dude I beat it already but stfu on the spoilers

[@Mr.Foxhat]

​@@smithsmith1956 Whelp, I just got spoiled.

[@shiekahfan01]

@@smithsmith1956 wtf is wrong with you dude? spoilers

[@HelloHamburger]

@@smithsmith1956 I thought BOTW Gannon from the beginning game cutscene looked like a Bore that kept circling around the castle. And his noise sounded like a train Steam engine/ a bore making a loud grunting noise while exhaling air.

[@Lottabaggage]

Ganondorf Dragmire fits insanely well. It sounds unruly, almost godlike.

[@greenstarplayer650]

I agree. It sounds so badass and cool and fits so well

[@raviolibirb8009]

Dragmire sounds badass bruh. If i saw someone irl with that name I'm backing away and leave my wallet for him bro

[@frogloti6319]

Giggity

[@KolbaltSayian]

It's my middle name lol wym wheres your wallet? Lol

[@Lacucarachadefuego]

Dragmire isn’t a bad name at all for him: Drag from Dragon, if we’re working off the Germanic for dorf then the “dragon” in this case would likely be referring to the Devil. And mire, which means literally a swamp or figuratively a dangerous situation

[@HENNY_22]

Sound funni tho

[@1hyugaclan1]

Demon Village Dragon Swamp.

[@jarnovanderlaan9002]

I just made this one, drag not for dragpn but for actual drag, like drag queen 😂😂😂😂

[@Luigi_Main3752]

Funny on how that interperitation worked out huh.

[@jarnovanderlaan9002]

@@Luigi_Main3752 yeah

[@arkthompson9869]

It's Dragmire. Ganondorf's last name is Dragmire. There, I just saved you 45 boobless seconds of your life.

[@dual_hero2330]

Real

[@shylock7989]

You telling me I don't get to see any Ganondorf boobies?

[@unfortunaterabbit5900]

​@@shylock7989So Tears of The Kingdom Ganondorf, nice.

[@foggy8298]

I’m never without my boobs, don’t worry

[@shadeyfang8564]

@@unfortunaterabbit5900the real Ganondorf*

[@clawgrehellsing]

His Full name is Ganondorf Dragmire. This Literary the most Badass name I ever heard in my life

[@xinpingdonohoe3978]

Ganondorf Dragmire = Ganondorf, King of Thieves. Mandrag Ganon = Ganon of the Enchanted Thieves. Reverse engineer whatever language this is (Gerudo, Mudoran, Ancient Hylian, I don't know): Drag = Thieves Man = Enchanted Mire = King

[@foggy8298]

Mire means swamp, or sometimes just “ba place” So wasteland Thief of the wastes Alternatively, drag is sometimes a root associated with dragon, so it could also be dragon of the wastes

[@LT-sy3on]

@@foggy8298That would make sense since the Gerudo are always found in the desert

[@chickbowdrie4750]

Ngl, I think the name fits. What else were we wanting instead, Ganondorf Huffleberry the Third??

[@moth2120]

I can only see this being viewed as an unfitting name if literally the ONLY framing device you have is Quagmire from Family Guy. It's a sick name in any other lens.

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

Fr

[@tumultuousv]

Dragmire and quagmire are literally... 4 letters similar. That's it

[@KittehNinjaz]

​@@tumultuousv... It's six...

[@tumultuousv]

@@KittehNinjaz damn. The ag did not show up in my conscious when reading the two lmao.

[@HelloHamburger]

@@tumultuousv Also, qu- and dr- sound similar too. Say dr- like drag or drunk. And then qu- like quagmire or queen or quasi. They seem to have the first piece of the sound is different, but the second piece, the sort of *ugh* sound of it, is the same or similar. I’m no linguist tho. Just replace the dsound with the q sound and you pretty much have quagmire. the u sounds like “uh” and the r sounds like “ruh”.

[@nt8255]

I feel like "ganon-dorf" morsoe implys him as the leader of monsters or the "demon king"

[@HelloHamburger]

He was both a Demon King and the Gerudo King. First Gerudo, then, a Demon ruling monsters.

[@Usako_IDVTuber]

Dragmire = dragons lair/ tyrants land Pretty cool meaning ^^

[@foggy8298]

Mire normally denotes a bad place to be in Quagmire basically just means a swamp, but it can also mean a wasteland (like a desert)

[@TheIzzlzzy]

Makes since, Dragmire sounds like dragon, And with what happened in TOTK, it’s actually comedic how it could be interpreted as becoming a dragon was always his fate.

[@foggy8298]

Drag is usually the root for dragon (alternatively drac or drak) Mire/quagmire basically just means swamp nowadays, but mire more accurately just translates to “really bad place to be” So dragmire is dragon swamp or dragon bog Ganondorf “demon of the land” Dragmire “Dragon of the wastes” Incredibly fitting even before ToTK, if you take dragon more metaphorically Drag also translates to thief, which is much more direct “Demon of the lands and thief of the wastes” (Hyrule and Gerudo desert respectively)

[@TheIzzlzzy]

@@foggy8298 it’s people like you who I love in this community, just because you take it one step further in the understanding of something as minute as Gannon’s last name. XD

[@heyboost]

For anyone who didnt wanna watch the whole video, it's Dragmire

[@kondesrades9405]

In germany, my friends who arent so familliar with zelda sometimes say as a joke "ganonstadt" (stadt is the german word for city)

[@gerbentime4175]

This joke can be taken further. In the Netherlands there is a city called Groningen in the province of Groningen, due to this the city is sometimes referred to as 'stad' and pronounced exactly the same as the German word. Therefore, Ganondorf can also be called Ganongroningen.

[@kondesrades9405]

@@gerbentime4175 Cool I didn't know that.

[@oxenMenace]

Ganon the City Slicker

[@WyvernLP]

"MIRE; germanic origin, A mire is a bog, or muddy/hilly land, in fantasy dragons either live or hunt in these areas. Also can mean a difficult situation or to involve in difficulties With this in mind DRAGMIRE = dragons lair/ tyrants land "

[@Prizma_of_Prymina]

If Ganon is the name of the demon, I always assumed the human version Ganondorf meant like ‘dwarf’, like a smaller form.

[@e_b551]

yeah that’s what i thought

[@InvaderGIR98]

That's actually really cute ngl

[@oxenMenace]

What I love is that some people also say that technically GANON (his demon form) has a *first* name, MANDRAG. Which, is bad ass, unquestionably

[@kolelamont8728]

MANDARK. AhaHAHA, ahHAHA-HAHA, ahHAHA

[@oxenMenace]

@@kolelamont8728 I... what?

[@kolelamont8728]

@@oxenMenace What? Never seen Dexter’s Laboratory?

[@GabrielaArredondo]

@@oxenMenacehe’s quoting Dexter bro. Get wit the program Lmaooo

[@oxenMenace]

@@kolelamont8728 I never actually grew up with Dexter :0

[@jacobmorin485]

Ganondorf Dragmire’s name has been brought up again, especially in the interviews regarding the lore of OOT when it came out in the 90s. The manga might have a reference as well, like 80% positive.

[@Nebulae.incarnate]

I mean, that doesn’t sound bad to me. “Dragon’s lair” sounds like him. Also I had no idea any of them had last names. He doesn’t need one. He’s just Ganondorf.

[@josephcastillo6403]

Dragmire is an awesome bad-guy name!

[@Prestontheimp]

Imagine you get killed by ganondorf and he just says: “giggity giggity”

[@Starved4Views]

Ah yes, “Demon Village Dragon Swamp” is my favorite name. (His name translated, according to Japanese and German translations)

[@TheJcris87]

Seems pretty lore accurate to me

[@fergusonfamily9656]

It makes more sense in totk.

[@AdolisYT]

"Usually when people hear this" Idk what you're talking abt, i'm pretty sure the entire Fandom thought that was badass. It fits literally perfectly if you just look at Dragmire's origin and meaning LMFAO.

[@dpackerman4203]

OG fans already knew that lol

[@Bbrrrrahmybrain]

Dragmire means the ability to convince or someone who can persuade a situation into their favor. Yknow. Cause he be doin that

[@fance6340]

That actully sounded pretty cool ganondorf dragmire

[@RatRhapsody]

If ganon means demon and dorf is interpreted as leader, then his name is literally demon king

[@luckas221a]

why ever should dorf be interpreted as leader/king?

[@RatRhapsody]

@@luckas221a in the video, they said dorf was village, which symbolizes his leadership

[@tumultuousv]

​@@RatRhapsody wha

[@foggy8298]

@@RatRhapsody bro, they don’t know what the word quagmire means outside of family guy. They don’t know their linguistics. Dorf just is literally just “place” in the simplest of terms.

[@koboldwizard]

dragmire sounds like something a vampire would be called, not too bad

[@PeachyM3]

OG fans like myself knew this already 🤣

[@disguisedcyclops4593]

“Ganondorf Dragmire” sounds badass

[@mr.lowley3569]

Quagmire is actually a very old word

[@gabriellockwood2780]

Ganondorf Dragmire, Rightful KING of the Gerudo, wielder of the TriForce of Power, Conquerer of Hyrule

[@redstonewarrior0152]

Well, villain does come from the word village.

[@moewwe54]

Giggity

[@dogedogmanha7628]

Who else but quagmire?

[@burgerking3763]

It's Dragmire. This short took so long I left and Googled it.

[@Harry-potter7]

Actually, dragmire sounds pretty badass, it sounds like dragon, and sounds very royalish name

[@isaac-xm6kf]

So his last name is actually cool? Ganondorf Dragmire sounds pretty awesome I think.

[@AndrewSun15]

It’s Dragmire, I just saved you time

[@chickbowdrie4750]

Too late. It took me 5 minutes to scroll to your comment so you cost me time instead 😆

[@Cri_Jackal]

Adding to this, Ganon's full name isn't just Ganon, that's actually his last name, his full name is Mandrag Ganon. However, both the Mandrag and Dragmire names were completely made up by the localizers, there's no mention of those names in any Japanese source.

[@Ghost7065]

I forgot about that! Adding more to your comment, Mandrag in Zelda Lore translates to "Of the Enchanted Thieves."

[@tumultuousv]

​@@Ghost7065 where is mandrag mentioned in zelda lore?

[@Ghost7065]

@@tumultuousv A Link to the Past. The manual particularly.

[@Bannith]

@@tumultuousv I believe that's in reference to his thief life in the past. Mandrag basically being the thieves guild he was a part of. Then he was somehow able to make his way into the sacred realm which allowed him to gain immense power and become the menace we know today. However that's all from A Link to the Past and my knowledge of the lore is a little fuzzy.

[@kohaiame2691]

Mandrag Ganondorf Dragmire

[@worfsonofmogh323]

A.That name is dope B. You took *way* too long to explain

[@JanusHoW]

Dragmire is an absolutely evil-sounding name. You have "drag-", which is part of "dragon", and "mire" which is another word for swamp. If we were to use his name in full, it would roughly mean: "Demon-dragon ruler of the swamp-town" Which...doesn't fit a desert king, really.

[@chickbowdrie4750]

The "mire" also means a bleak situation, so in that sense it matches quite well

[@foggy8298]

Mire more accurately means just any bad place, not just a swamp (although it’s used mostly in reference to one) And wastelands are a term used to describe the gerudo desert multiple times dragon is a term originally just used to refer a big bad monster. It’s a very loose term and it always has been. Draconian Demon Lord of the Wasteland Kingdom is a metal ass name

[@JamUsagi]

I always figured Ganondorf was along the lines of “house of the demon”, as in he’s a demon housed in human flesh, and when he escapes mortality he becomes the demon king Ganon.

[@drbrandoni4563]

It long so it’s Gannondorf Dragmire

[@lucaspikula4953]

Thx that helps

[@bricezilla4669]

For anyone in a rush, it’s “dragmire”

[@Sunspot9522]

What is this guy smoking? Dragmire is a badass sounding name.

[@Santi.Xx69]

it kinda makes sense cuz “spoiler alert” on Zelda Totk Gannon becomes a dragon and dragmire kinda sounds like a dragon name

[@Sam-vz8pm]

Hey Lois, remember the time Quagmire turned into an evil gerudo warlock?

[@puffsniffy6425]

Dragmire has been his last name for a long long time... it's been brought up a bunch

[@DorianDjv]

His name is actually in Ocarina of time... But you weren't born i suppose.

[@falco05]

Was it? Maybe only in the N64 release, because i played OOT 3D So much back in the day, and cant remember it at all.

[@martinbandik530]

As a german i was always asking myself why he is named ganon-DORF

[@LittleAl016]

It's often dismissed because it doesn't exist in the original Japanese manual for ALttP.

[@thomashost272]

Ganondorf Dragmire is an absolutely badass name if you say it right.

[@SomeFurryWatcher]

When you think of it hard enough, it makes sense since he's kidnapped zelda a few times lmao

[@icanfly7038]

Giggity

[@DogWaterBillionaire]

Quagmire actually means a swampish area that isn’t safe to walk on. Or a hazardous situation which is why he’s named that.

[@REBR4NDED]

Imagine playing the legend of zelda and when fighting ganondorf you just hear "GIGGITY" without explanation.

[@Dibs1337]

Ganondorf Dragmire Mire pronounced as "meer". Basically "smear" without the S. Dragmire basically comes out to dragon slayer, and it was an actual name of a noble family of knights and priestesses in the medieval era. They always did "contract marriages" to keep the Dragmire name going. But like all ye olden lineages, the names get lost to time, and due process. According to my family history, my bloodline goes to the REAL Dragmire name, but it seems a more "illigitemate" (bast***) line. Unsure how true my blood family history is actually true though to be honest, other then old files from my grandmothers things. It would be cool to be descended from a family of knights though if true.

[@CunningPixel]

Thanks for sharing thats actually extremely cool

[@olavolima2330]

Getting to the point: Dragmire.

[@ErickGameplaysN64]

I knew it actually. Btw, where's that Ganondorf in the Mario & Luigi style fanart from?

[@2_cats-2020.]

bro be like giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity

[@scarlightemperor3410]

SPOILERS! Last name actually fits since his final form is a dragon. Tears of the Kingdoms final boss

[@TheUnrivaledJerk]

You should've put spoilers for totk.

[@MMVessel]

​@@TheUnrivaledJerk what other game would he be referring to

[@TheUnrivaledJerk]

Well they said "spoilers" on a video about Ganondorf, so it didn't occur to me they were talking about totk ganondorf, just ganondorf in general, like maybe they were talking about not popularly known lore, or one of the multiple mangas.

[@tumultuousv]

​@@MMVessel literally any other zelda game

[@jokelethkurueisner9229]

Cyborg Link: Freeze, Dragmire! You are out past curfew and therefore in violation of local ordinance!

[@BassGosple]

Thank god i can use progress bar in YT Shorts now. Saved me a solid 30 seconds of filler nonsense Also, Dragmire is a name that vibes HARD with Ganondorf. Those hard constanants fit perfectly

[@xerothehero1704]

It’s only weird if you make it weird, I think it could sound epic

[@pablolovesmc2429]

Purple tastes lile grapes magenta tastes like artificial grape

[@umbraemilitos]

I think it's a cool last name. I never would have thought of Quagmire as a similarity.

[@TyBortis]

"I'm Ganondorf Dragmire, and this is cucco and pigs torture." "Alright, what did you do to yourself, Dragmire?" "I just hit a cucco brought all the way from kakariko village, and now I'm just waiting for the birds. Doriggity."

[@RedGamelyon]

Dragmire does fit him...

[@oddlycalm4452]

Dragmire literally is not that bad of a last name. Also, what’s the point of them just repeatedly using his last name every time he’s mentioned. It’s a day it once or don’t know it rule that Nintendo find hard to do so I’m glad that at least implement it with information that isn’t crucial.

[@morsology]

I was half expecting something like “Ganondorf Johnson”

[@grimtheghastly8878]

I think Dragmire is less of a last name and more of title the same way Christ probably wasn't Jesus' real last name but rather a title given to him. I think Dragmire is Gerudo for king/chief

[@BurntFossil]

​@bingchilling Indeed, He was also known by many names as names back then were attributes towards God. Emmanuel, Yashua, Yasha etc.

[@BurntFossil]

Christ means annointed which means messiah. Jesus messiah. Jesus also is the Greek name they chose to know Him by, rather than His Hebrew origins :) Yasha ha' Mashiah is the accurate name

[@geminiguy6032]

"I'm saving myself for Link!" "Dont worry, Princess, he can tag along too. We'll have ourself a little triforce, if you catch my drift. OH! Giggity, giggity!"

[@michaelolympus5994]

How is that not fit his name well?

[@kotaar8535]

bro did everything in his power to make the short 50 seconds

[@PJCVita92]

Anyone who thinks Dragmire is a terrible last name for Ganondorf would hate to see the ending of Tears of the Kingdom. Ganon turns in a literal dragon, which is part of what makes his last name. Also, for those who haven't played Breath of the Wild, there's a tapestry thing where Ganon is depicted as a, you guessed it, a dragon. Also, quagmire isn't just a name of a Family Guy character. It's a type of place, like a swamp or marshland. A quagmire can even that of any sort of harsh environment, like a very harsh place in a desert. Dragon + Quagmire = Dragmire That said, Dragmire actually matches Ganon perfectly. He likes to associate with dragons, is depicted as a dragon, even takes the form a dragon, and he lives in a harsh environment (which is what quagmires usually are). Therefore, Dragmire as Ganon's last name makes absolute perfect sense. Anyone who says otherwise either hasn't played the latest two entries, let alone any of the games at all, or is simply just dumb.

[@thisisaperson660]

honestly i immediatly made the connection with dragons and I've only played two zelda games, maybe three. The way he said it in the video also isn't the only way to pronounce that. Ive heard it said Dr-ah-g meer as well. Either way, DRAGON mire fits a beast like ganon pretty damn well. I was always so disappointed when we got damn pig forms instead of a dragon for him, but in TOTK we finally got it! I... must admit I spoiled it for myself because I was thrown for a loop by everyone drawing him super hot all the sudden, and I had to figure out if he really looked like that in-game

[@thisisaperson660]

also yeah a spoiler would prob be nice to those who didn't finish the game yet

[@PJCVita92]

@@thisisaperson660 If May 12th was like immediately the day before I posted my original comment, I can understand that spoiler alerts would be very much ideal. But I posted my original comment like over a week after the game has been out. Most people, including myself are already spoiled by now due to so many videos out there of many people having already completed the game. That's why I didn't think it was necessary since I felt like most people should already know by now. And I haven't even completed the game yet myself. However, everything else you said I agree with. Though I think there's a reason for Ganon's pig forms too, but they're yet to be explained. I theorize that it may have to do with an ancient folk who worshiped boars. Zelda lore is nuts that it can be quite confusing sometimes so I get why you'd be confused about the pig forms for a guy who's last name is Dragmire.

[@parafoxl7619]

"Dragmire", you're welcome

[@Blebbiu]

So random lol

[@thisisaperson660]

its Dragmire because of all his dragon symbolism

[@tumultuousv]

How

[@GalaxyCatYTOfficial]

I was like “HE HAS A LAST NAME” Then I heard it and realized I already knew this lol

[@bikebrainz8585]

His last name is Dragmire

[@mal.080]

I'm rollin'! Now everytime I see him I'm just gonna go "giggity"

[@chtholly6157]

What an awful last name 💀😭

[@thisisaperson660]

its Dragmire because of all his dragon symbolism

[@chickbowdrie4750]

Totally disagree, it's a sick name that fits perfectly

[@nzimm01]

In ocarina of time and smash bros he is also named dragmire... no secret

[@zamexnox]

When He Saw Zelda Alone: "Dear Diary... Jackpot!"

[@psychosoma5049]

Dragmire. His last name is Dragmire. So you don’t have to watch this short drag on twice as long as it needed to .

[@JasonRogue]

Isn't it commin knowledge by now to know Ganondorf's last name. I've been knowing his last name since 2010, thanks to me diving so much into LoZ lore because of Twilight Princess.

[@SirCitrus_VR]

Bro made me sit through an entire 45 seconds just to tell me the word “dragmire” was funny

[@starentertainment-n4l]

Ganondorf Dragmire literally translates to: Home of the Demon Dragon.

[@CreatiTech2023]

I just imagined hydrated Ganon and dried Ganon say *GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY*

[@mr.dr.prof.patrick7284]

it’s dragmire for those of you who don’t want to watch the entire video

[@ghostferretartofficial]

Short version: It’s Dragmire Your welcome.

[@loganseeley7215]

I've always known that if you love zelda lore that'll be an every day knowledge

[@omarolmosstudios7060]

I'm Ganondorf dragmire

[@RedBatGaming]

I thought ganon was a reference to the meat gammon because ganon is a pig/boar in some games

[@RedBatGaming]

Hmm,

[@draconicthemoelion7726]

It ain't, but it's still funnier than anything this guy had to say. Who'da guessed that Ganondorf was named after a character who came into existence a year after him. Oh, oh, I know! Seth McFarlane has precognition!

[@Weirdfeatherdog]

Bro made me think it was gonna be “Charles” or something. Dragmire fits because it sounds like a fictional name and Drag as in Dragon would also make sense. I don’t get the reference to family guy because I’ve always been a Simpsons guy myself 😅