Garbage Guide To Elden Ring Lore And Story

[@KilianExperience]

Yes yes I know I know, been forever I'm embarrassed about it.

[@maxy1172]

You are never late you arrive exactly on time your time

[@Noubodi]

Hobbit return of the king

[@silverdust4197]

Hey , no shame about it . Just glad to have you back .

[@MrBonoso]

We don't mind, everything you put out is quality content.

[@gfyoseph]

👑

[@fwebber13]

Honestly can't believe Kilian has been becoming so consistent at uploading. I mean 1 video every 4 months? I can't think of any other content creator with that kind of consistency while having such high quality content

[@GrugGangGrugGang]

The one thing he had going for him was that he was still more consistent than Jon Tron, but even that is now lost.

[@alchemispark7751]

@@GrugGangGrugGang he had a lot more going for him than that

[@zarrartalukdar883]

@@GrugGangGrugGang what are u talking abt 💀

[@TheAlguien]

It's honestly way more accurate than i was expecting, it's just focusing on the sillier sides of the lore, like learning gravity magic to not crush Leonard the horse.

[@iainkilcar7463]

I can't believe kenneth haight has a beard

[@GenuineMedicBear]

"Pre assembled furniture, how does that even work?" is the most underrated joke in this video

[@myself2noone]

The kilian experience. That's not a name I've seen for a long time...

[@D3sToD3s]

You think 4 months is long? Try waiting for a MrBtongue Video.

[@MrJoshcc600]

Ah you obiwon you

[@ShockFist]

@@D3sToD3s Harry Partridge is another one for ages passing between videos

[@EmptyShaft]

Still trying to piece together how you evaded Soldier of God, Rick so quickly. Truly one of the performances of all time

[@rexblaze4]

Perchance.

[@Lrizu]

Are you being ironic? I never played the game

[@shinkii5819]

@@Lrizu no now yes later

[@Mcgif21]

@@Lrizu Not ironic, but what he is saying is tongue in cheek

[@gigastrike2]

It's quite easy. You just watch your step so you don't fall down that hole at the start.

[@theatomiclemon1]

The best part of Kilian lore is it sounding completely off the wall but still being scarily accurate.

[@GlassedGamer]

"Tried to draw a dragon. Wasn't very good at it. No fingers." I don't know why that hit me so hard, holy shit.

[@SuspiciousdishesGaming]

Finally a comprehensive and totally accurate explanation of the elden ring lore!

[@r3dp9]

In all seriousness, this makes more sense than any of the lore videos I've watched.

[@50-50_Grind]

@@r3dp9 This is the first lore video that doesn't make me fall asleep instantly.

[@SuspiciousdishesGaming]

@@50-50_Grind I will definitely remember this one better than lore from my playthroughs. I'm still not entirely sure why I took up arborial arson

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

It unironically is pretty damn accurate to the lore, though

[@pepijnoosterhuis6121]

"Shardbearers, I thought this was George Martin" Kilian reads Stormlight confirmed?

[@FlyingNinjaish]

He mentioned Mistborn in his video on how world will end. So probably.

[@marcusmccool160]

That line brought me straight to the comments

[@hjecvatanabe1008]

Garbage guide to cosmere when

[@Gakusangi]

"I hired a team of From Software scholars and then immediately fired them, because my ideas were better." Ah, the Amazon approach to established lore XD

[@lorenzmaut3708]

This comment should be funny, but I am just mad that amazon did something so dumb like hiring people that know nothing about the books and they just did a copy of G.O.T.

[@Gakusangi]

@@lorenzmaut3708 And that comment is insulting to what little good is left in GoT, which Amazon can't even come close to.

[@JohnnyFedora1]

Had a dream about Subnautica last night. Decided to boot it up for the first time in over a year. Reminded me of Kilian's Subnautica videos. Went to his channel to watch them, saw 4 months since last upload, and wistfully asked "Where are you, Kilian?" Apparently he heard me and uploaded this two hours later. Current theory is that Kilian's dislike of Santa-deniers is because he actually is Santa, and I've been such a good boy this year he gave me early Christmas.

[@thejonbrownshow8470]

Just happened to me with his below zero vid😅

[@Czar_Khasm]

Graft actually has a third definition: to work hard. Godrick hired the sword eagles because they're such hard workers! How else would they have been able to kill me dozens of times?

[@symmetry8049]

"Shardbearers? I thought this was George R.R. Martin" I understood that reference! Exited for the Lost Metal?

[@ilmevavi1112]

I can't wait for TLM and Stromlight 5

[@sirbrandalf7813]

Secret projects too!

[@everynametaken]

He mentioned Mistborn in the End of the World video, guess he's a fan.

[@mmsL125]

I thought it was a play on ringbearer from LOTR

[@physe8052]

@@mmsL125 The overall context seems to place it in greater proximity to Sanderson's mythos, but we can't rule out the Tolkien reference as well.

[@ryanjividen3827]

"Repair the Enden Ring, become Elden Lord...Brain surgery is just remove tumor, save life" - best line.

[@hoodiegal]

I was beginning to wonder where you've been. Now I understand, you've been delving deep into unraveling the lore of the massive world Elden Ring is. That completely explains why you've been gone so long.

[@kevinlippi1997]

NO! It took him 1 week to do that, he had to choose if he wanted to be the lore master or the speedrun master, it took him 4 months to choose to do both

[@scheherazade2291]

“By the end you hate it, I guess GRRM really did make it.” SHOTS FIRED. The trauma is still fresh.

[@PhazonOmega]

Except GRRM didn't write the screenplay for the TV show. Things were changed from the books in the final season, so it wasn't GRRM that people should be angry with.

[@hbomberguy]

just yelped in surprise seeing this pop up on my feed

[@louisgunstone723]

please join the discord and replace kilian we need someone

[@Hehe-nt4oe]

DS2 sucks

[@Owainmclain]

HBOMBERGUY and Kilian crossover???

[@robertocavallo4157]

Kilian is so good of a speedrunner that he outpaced himself talking about the lore of his own gameplay. What a legend.

[@Sir_Fres]

Kilian…I have watched you for a couple of years now and i have seen every single one of your videos atleast 4 times each im not kidding You are without a doubt my favorite youtuber and in my mind the most underated of them all Every time i go back to one of your videos i find a new little refrence that i did not understand before which makes your videos so rewatchable Seeing your sub count freeze at 780k for a year now breaks my heart and i feel like you derserves ten times as much subs I hope i don’t need to say this but never stop making videos Kilian for my heart would not be able to handle it

[@ChunLo21]

I knew this video is coming Just that I didn't expect Kilian to get it out THIS QUICK I was honestly expecting to wait for another 3 months!

[@AmigoRoberto]

I knew it was a speed run the whole time. The video is only 26 minutes long, and he made it to every ending.

[@LuperisNone]

I hope we get some Elden Ring DLC with Miquella, so that we may employ his services again. I heard he taught a snowman the basics of law.

[@constipation4650]

I never thought Karazahn's ost would fit extremely well with Ranni's questline.

[@Eazyrun]

I hadn't had enough time to watch your most recent videos. Now, I'm practically on a journey to rewatch every video you've uploaded so far. It's good to have a channel that never bores me!

[@thesounddisciple9213]

Ah, the time has come where the eldrich being known as "Kilian" has resurfaced out of hibernation and blessed us with another banger

[@toothinc]

Glad to have this finally out, I've been avoiding spoilers for Elden Rings for months so I can enjoy the definitive experience.

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

I really like Killian's accent. Whenever he has to pronounce an 'ee' sound, he briefly turns into Stitch.

[@the-wisest-emu]

As someone who has never played Elden Ring (yes, we exist) I can't tell the difference between the completely made up joke lore and the real thing. 😆

[@Tsukasamimi]

Same here. Seems legit to me!

[@cheeseknees9606]

I've finished the game twice and honestly, I can't tell what is made up and what is real lol

[@ultralm7250]

Play elden ring

[@craigbolton2231]

I have played it. Honestly, pretty damn accurate. Everyone does indeed bully godrick

[@GreenEyedDazzler]

Not missing anything if you’ve ever played a souls clone

[@bimmylee1744]

I can’t stress enough how much I love this channel. It always brings a smile to my face

[@TakingTheMick1008]

Let’s gooooo! Finally a Kilian video! It’s been 8000 years….

[@klauskrampus4344]

Killian really has an unique style and gives character to his videos, at some point he was one of my favorite youtube channels.

[@thejonbrownshow8470]

As I mainly ignore the lore just to fight the bosses, I think your videos supplement my lore related needs

[@theodorwilliam6943]

“Shardbearers? I thought this was George Martin” …please let that be a Brandon Sanderson reference

[@Dickson_]

I like when he said "It's Elden Time!" and Elded all over demigods.

[@Lu-iw2io]

Sometime in the future. In 2, 3 or maybe 4 years. We are gonna watch this video again like is custom with Kilian Experience Videos. And we are gonna wonder.. WTF did that even mean. Truly, what a time to be alive.

[@Noubodi]

Me thinking kilian is gone: well hes gone Kilian deciding to come out of nowhere with an elder ring video: *H E J*

[@0That_Guy0]

That «Hej» gave me flashbacks to «Four Dudes Conquer Skyrim». «I know a lizzard!»

[@Noubodi]

@@0That_Guy0 hej is hi in swedish

[@v1ol4t0r]

*HEJ HEJ*

[@Sir_Fres]

Hejsan hallå hej där

[@TheDimensionDweller]

Your videos never fail to make me smile as I immerse myself in the wild ride you take us on

[@satyasyasatyasya5746]

*ER Lore in a nutshell: Its a Souls game, the world is dying, anyone with any power is bad, you're being lied to and nothing you do will matter.*

[@jamalisujang2712]

This is a sign of brainrot.

[@satyasyasatyasya5746]

@@jamalisujang2712 From the devs? Yes. If you mean me, your reply is a sign of maidenlessness.

[@jamalisujang2712]

@@satyasyasatyasya5746 well, online chats are meaningless anyway, spouting insults and suchs. Why so, it does not matter?

[@Todietipso]

This is literally the synopsis of EVERY Soulsbornering game

[@satyasyasatyasya5746]

@@Todietipso Thats the idea lol

[@winmanzerodeaths776]

Thank you, Killian. Now I can participate in Elden Ring discussions despite not playing the game or watching VaatiVidya. It is truly a great gift.

[@_ariosto1519]

Very comprehensive and authoritative guide; thank you! 🙏🏾

[@tomasaurusstack6200]

Dear god I've been waiting so long for my favourite souls lore/speedrunning channel to upload again

[@kgldude]

I love that every ending in the game corresponds with a specific waifu/husbando: Ennding 1 - Eye Scar Waifu; Ending 2 - Death Waifu; Ending 3 - Monk Husbando; Ending 4 - Dung Husbando; Ending 5 - Blind Waifu; Ending 6 - Moon Waifu. Obviously moon waifu is best waifu.

[@ewah25]

the fact that Kilian released this the day after i bought elden ring proves we live in a simulation

[@Dare_To_Game]

Another Flawless lore video from the number 1 Dark Souls speedrunner and the number 1 Dark Souls Lore Channel.

[@CubedQ]

Always a joy to see a new Kilian video!

[@viljums]

OMG, didn't expect the Stormlight archives reference.

[@inzanozulu]

Ah yes, the revered Gideon: "The surface-level-knowing-at-least-about-the-subjects-we-ask-him". Such an iconic character

[@grantwindsor6814]

As someone who beat elden ring, this video actually helped me understand the story a lot! Thanks Killian!

[@pinthemaster]

I was wondering why Kilian hadn't uploaded in a while. One look at the title and I immediately got my answer. Looking forward to watching another masterpiece!

[@physe8052]

5:40 With each passing day, Brando Sando's influence spreads further and further.

[@josienakamura4967]

I literally was just thinking about Killian yesterday and was wondering where he went only for him to materialize the next fucking day and release a new banger of a vid....life's good

[@Gomace]

Just yesterday I enabled the bell. Today I get a bell notif just as you upload. Love it.

[@spookspwkspwk307]

Killian just doesn't miss, been ages and still dropping bangers

[@RiderWithTheScarf]

The pre-assembled furniture joke killed me.

[@trustrossa8673]

Ngl, ur initial breakdown made more sense than other lore channels I’ve seen.

[@gopher666]

What a coincidence; "Margit" in Norwegian means "Old lady who attends Titanofestivalen annually".

[@jollejoh3513]

Never thought of elden ring as arrested development but now when you told us it made perfect sense. This is why you are the best lore channel

[@samanthastough6142]

Renala: “Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?”

[@nickwilliams2745]

He has returned now I can update the same 10 jokes I’ve been using since the last vid

[@TheGothicAnime]

the cat video in the middle makes this a 10/10 video kilian truly does know the youtube algorithm

[@zintosion]

When I think of the main souls Lore guy on KZbin, I definitely think of Vaa- I mean KILLIAN!

[@yduds_-sky6869]

i missed this videos, thanks for coming back

[@adri2703]

Dude I missed your videos. Finally and right on time. I'm playing Elden Ring as we speak.

[@nope6471]

That ending 5 explanation was perfect

[@h1ndlet]

Honestly this is really the Elden ring of dark souls games

[@xiarhos5]

Man i wonder if Kilian chose to put "Bolero de Ravel" at 10:51 because of the association he might've grown with listening to it in that OVA Digimon episode where Taichi goes back to the real world for a day, the emotions and vibe evoked by that song playing along with those kinda ambient background shots of the city starting up just perfectly fit for me just now, and due to that association being linked to something belonging to media 20+ years in the past it was a nostalgia blast.

[@Liiineeepiiieeeceee]

26:50 reviewing Jessus in 2023 is the safes most cuck move - not contravercial at all. I am glad you found a stable steady job, Shifu.

[@kephalai]

THE KING HAS RETURNED!!! :D welcome back kilian, i was so worried you died because of cov*d.. so happy to see you are safe and sound

[@maxy1172]

HE RETURNS TO US IN OUR HOUR OF NEED

[@kgldude]

Godrick made the elevators...and he committed graft by falsely overcharging the constructors and then splitting the difference with them.

[@itsNamNam]

when the world needed him most, he returned!

[@dr_mercio]

Finally finished the video. Been watching on and off. Fire! Can't wait for the next one

[@trevorelliott3218]

5:42 My man Killian, was that a Brando Sando Stormlight Archive reference? Legend

[@danielmcguire8296]

this was indeed the Killian experience

[@SassyTheSasquatch96]

Ngl i honestly find your videos one of the few things keeping me sane. please upload at least once every 4 months.

[@harkstreak6952]

Oh boy, I can't wait for the eldritch creature known as Killian and the psychotic sentient computer known as Max0r to eventually meet and have an epic collab before eventually engaging in battle for multiversal, multitemporal supremacy

[@battlemaster1719]

Me rewatching Killian's garbage guide to wow and now I get to see this too! Beautiful!

[@danielmccormick2667]

I don't even care if it's been a long time, always happy to see Killian

[@Ryuugaan]

26:24 But more importantly... TIME ! Look at that Another speedrun WORLD RECORD🤣🤣🤣

[@El-Burrito]

No way! I was literally just thinking about your channel and rewatching an old video. What an odd coincidence!

[@williamtilson3888]

"Next video this year" hrmmmmn

[@GrindHubs]

I find your delivery (other videos) of "But what do I know? That's just a theorizing. A game theorizing." You sound so proud and pleased with something so ridiculous. Exactly as you should. Perfect. But what do I know? That's just... not gonna work for me.

[@WelcomeToDERPLAND]

Thank you Vattiian Vidya Expierence, now I can finally understand whats happening in this video game because my simpleton's mind was too low IQ to understand it on my own.

[@Meneylas]

So glad to see a new video, but i haven't played elden ring so i don't want to spoil myself

[@deevee5327]

"Shardbearers? I though this was George Martin." Was that.... a Brando Sando pun? I'll take it!

[@panosplays4297]

Finally I can understand the lore of Elden Ring.

[@MrCommentname]

Classic Killian video. This made my day.

[@Varntex]

5:42 good Brando Sando reference hehe

[@skupdidipup1743]

YAAAAAAY Killian uploaded after 5 yrs I'm getting my popcorn cuz this gonna be good

[@LuperisNone]

Just when I rewatched the Pokemon White Garbage Guide and thirsted for more.

[@thejonbrownshow8470]

3:01 music sounds really familiar, can't place it, but I love your lore on the souls games

[@oneofthefools0]

Can't wait to see the dlc lore added in by professor kilian xD

[@darrylflethen799]

Always happy to see another of your videos.

[@thehorsetermite886]

it´s great to see killian on time with this elden ring video

[@OG_McLovin]

"Why give robots virginity? To make the angry."

[@joesmo3722]

You owe mohg an apology

[@benjamincross50]

You had me at the wee sports pun

[@itpiccata5004]

And I was laughing all day at the brandon sanders reference Sharp bears😂😂😂😂

[@averageenclavesoldiermkay3170]

Killian only uploads after enough time to remember him has passed

[@rickarddonovan5913]

22:20 it's the dragon from World of Warcraft. That means that this game takes place in 1885 and that this is the old west

[@Naidisbus]

I hope you saw the League of Legends tournament- they had someone use Alpacas as a metric of success, but they couldn't explain WHY alpacas were so amazing. I came to the foremost expert as soon as I could