Garbage Guide To Pokemon X

[@fwebber13]

A 6 month gap between videos?! Kilian must be in a good mood because I've never seen these levels of consistency from our favourite Manatee racist

[@psycho3870]

This was actually AI generated, Killian is dead.

[@ConsarnitTokkori]

​@@psycho3870i mean, he's been dead for a while now he served as bait so kilian could live

[@mathiashejl9131]

All praice the killian Ai Boy 🙏🙏🙏

[@D461Sage]

It's even crazy because it's a pokemon video that isn't in the winter

[@Grigeral]

@@psycho3870 KillAIn

[@joaocalixto1686]

tbf thinking the entirety of France is ugly and trying to wipe it off of the map is a pretty realistic motivation for a villain group

[@Bedhead13]

Isn't France fucking gorgeous tho?

[@luckyblockyoshi]

@@Bedhead13 google paris syndrome

[@qcaggro]

holy disappointment

[@cabrelbeuk72]

@@luckyblockyoshi I know it's a common misconception, but actually Paris is the name of a city in France and not the whole fucking country :3. It's actually bigger and somehow people are much less assholes (citizens AND tourists) there

[@spicytaker]

@@cabrelbeuk72Then why is there so much TERRORIST??? France will fall because they try to be Politically corrrect instead of dealing with TERRORISM like a real country!

[@franciasii2435]

Thank you, Swedish man for covering a Japanese game based on France, localized in English.

[@Sam-Cain]

A Japanese game made by Italians*

[@Charlotte226]

@@Sam-Cain It wasn't though what the hell are you on?

[@raiisleep]

With a loose parody of an American movie sprinkled in

[@mrclean923]

It's what we all needed

[@baggs7737]

Roach dogg jr

[@cweeperz7760]

As a Chinese person, I confirm that Kilian has an impeccable french accent

[@TheEXceL41]

As a French person, I confirm he's good

[@dr_mercio]

As a gamer, I concur

[@guffthebir72]

​@@TheEXceL41person?

[@Itsukazutrap]

​@@guffthebir72ok ok, French "thing" then? We... can compromise

[@bastienhamilton9811]

I mean we already knew that from the Ruby Guide

[@oscarmccormack1611]

It's been 84 years..... And that's the Kilian Experience

[@novidas1613]

we all got what we deserved today

[@swordman521]

it's been 3000 years

[@kephalai]

when the world needed him the most.. he returned..

[@mariocruno3772]

Its been 3000 years is right there and still the most voted comment is the one from Titanic xD

[@EmerlyNickel]

Omg. Garbage retrospective of the Titanic would be cool. Short, but cool

[@somerandomname3124]

The notion of American Psycho being the American equivalent of Amelie is both funny and true.

[@TheGameware]

"The snail pokemon is made out of lava! What are they supposed to eat!" The frog pokemon, of course. Froakie is a 'starter' for a reason.

[@quuirrel19_-sz9pj]

That is a good one!

[@MuchWhittering]

I'm glad you're back, Kilian. I thought the crabs had come back for more revenge.

[@thesaltyweeb]

This. Its been too long.

[@beatsbyadmiralz5915]

Don’t forget the lizard people and the London Eye!

[@BryanM86]

Can you define “back” for me

[@EmperorRahem]

No, that was Chef Chef Kilian. Totally different panda

[@ChristmasPterodactyl]

There's a shampoo for that, I hear

[@Rovan84127]

I swear to god there’s a trend of rewatching old Kilian videos leading to new videos being released

[@Raidraptor_-_Ultimate_Falcon]

It's spooky how true that feels was watching old Kilian videos last night with some friends, and then *BOOM*, new Kilian video

[@beatsbyadmiralz5915]

So far, he has uploaded a pokemon video everytime after I’ve finished playing through a Pokemon game (usually a few weeks after I’ve done it) Looks like I have to play more Pokemon games

[@Hells-Best-Demon]

AGREED LOL

[@doughboywhine]

What's weird is I could have sworn he already made this one

[@prestocatronium]

observation bias. i forgot killian existed till i saw this in recommended

[@gummygrenade]

I like how Kilian says he won’t pick the boy because he has a hat AND sunglasses, but then ignores that the girl is doing the same thing.

[@sebastianbjorkman4273]

Tbf she has a cooler hat though.

[@jorgeperez2872]

The boy has a cap and glasses, the girl has a hat and glasses

[@Joosher56]

Anyone who wears those sunglasses *on top of* a hat like that deserves capital punishment

[@davidtowers1863]

Choosing Calem is like admitting the only ice cream you like is unflavoured and that you wash your hands after using your own tv remote

[@Kyumifun]

​@@sebastianbjorkman4273 and fluffy hair!

[@siva6272]

when the world really needed him on 2013 to complete the game he came back but a decade later to make a guide just to help us 🙏👏

[@agentohio1699]

"There is an idea of an Emily Bateman, but there is no real me. Only a player avatar" - Sun Tzu or something

[@olleronn616]

Kilian has an uncanny ability to release a video a day or so after I think "wonder what Kilian is up to".

[@duuqnd]

Literally minutes before I got the notification I was thinking about a Kilian video, what the hell

[@peanutbutter7721]

It's truly astounding

[@goatlover6312]

I would be more impressed if that wasn’t something I wondered on a daily basis.

[@MattyMoo99]

Think more

[@pablor5628]

literally yesterday i was thinking, "man, i wonder where kilian is, i used to really like his videos" Lo and behold, right smack dab in the middle of my recommended section on youtube, there the bastard is with nothing less than a new pokemon video today's a good day lads

[@TGranjon]

24:30 i'm French and I immensely appreciated this reference. Thanks Killian !

[@Romapolitan]

I feel like most Europeans appreciate it

[@Toni-Torcidas]

@@Romapolitan what is it about?

[@Romapolitan]

​@@Toni-Torcidas Asterix and Obelix. A niche french comic book series. Also has multiple animated movies and some live action ones.

[@Daedalus117]

I'm not French, but thanks to translations I was a big fan of asterix and obelix anyways

[@May_weatherbird3563]

Agreed

[@admin-yo1ee]

Kilian must have taken so long a gap between videos so we'd really feel the "It's been 3000 years" moment.

[@JoesMusicandMemes]

It’s been 84 years…and he’s finally back! Thank you for this, Kilian.

[@sleazymeezy]

*3000 years. Ftfy

[@Skarix]

I want Killian to know the reprise of “Les Champs-Elysées” into the Victory Road song was very much appreciated by Francophones like myself. Also, the Asterix reference is very nice indeed!

[@АртемийДжафаров]

I absolutely adore the loyalty of us as Killian subscribers. Some would be angry, some would not understand, some will question the choice of video topic... But the simply do not get it. There is something absolutely amazing in getting the notification after a few months gap and being like "Omg, Killian is still going! What a day to be alive!"

[@cowmeatius7151]

Master chef of French-Swedish cuisine Kilian returns after 112 years to play a 10 year old Pokémon game, now that's what I call the kilian experience

[@bestbeekeeper8931]

on the versailles part: shauna complains about paying 1000, but pokemon money is loosely based on japanese yen. she's screaming about roughly $7 USD

[@pieman737]

Holy shit the best series on KZbin is back

[@superspyro8940]

Love having a true french experience with Killian

[@beatsbyadmiralz5915]

Don’t forget the crab à la Pepe Maximum!

[@shinydewott]

8:23 I always found it really funny that you can just faint the Snorlax in these games. Like the problem is that they’re too big and too sleepy to move, so you… fight it till it faints… How do you move it after that though?

[@Ellebeeby]

In earlier titles, it would say something like “Snorlax got angry and returned to the mountains.”

[@ajc94]

Wish I could bugger off to the mountains every time someone bothered me!

[@shinydewott]

@@ajc94 i wish that was me too

[@shinydewott]

@@Ellebeeby god it’s been so long since I played gen 1/2 that I don’t remember

[@Antifrost]

@@Ellebeeby Something similar happens in Platinum when you fight Giratina. You'll get a different line from Cynthia based on whether you catch, defeat, or run from it (the last one I didn't expect to be an option at first).

[@vctr8832]

It has been years, but finally, the red panda is still alive! He blesses us with is ultimate gaming skill once again!

[@briankrupp4393]

I didn't know I needed this today. But I'm ready for it.

[@PlatinumAltaria]

3:40 True story, I put off buying a Switch because I was waiting for the Pokémon game to come out... I never did buy any Pokémon games on the Switch.

[@dreamj22]

Rewatching after Pokemon Legends Z-A was announced

[@lackofsins929]

As a french, I understood all the references. Also, at 7:25, bottom right part, there is a mouse hanging around. Either a mistake, or a great reference to the mouse from SwSh's end credits.

[@chrislaf]

I was looking for a "squeak squeak" kind of mouse for a while before I realized what you meant haah

[@Enderspearl184]

1:03 “a bird wakes you and you find out you’re a wii u owner” lmaoo

[@RadioFreeZ]

I'm American, but I grew up reading the Asterix and Obelisk comics, so thank you for the reference at 24:29 Kilian.

[@dave2.077]

the twists, the turns, the jokes about the french, the references, everything. great job funny swedish panda man

[@b0nech3wer50]

As a real life person with the last name Bateman, I'm one step closer to making an edit where Killian wishes me a happy birthday

[@C7007]

I didn’t know I needed to hear a Swedish-French accent, but I definitely needed it. C’est donc ça, la Kilian Expérience. Also, your French pronunciation is actually pretty good

[@lexletrex3937]

As a french guy, I have to say... Kilian knows France (and nice reference at 24:30)

[@j1337-l1n]

is it asterix and obelix?

[@whitebeans7292]

His accent is too good to not have *some* understanding of french. Although it was confusing because my brain kept trying to interpret the video in french and not english

[@TheLZgaz]

@@j1337-l1n yes

[@sanfransiscon]

Fun Facts about Lysandre: 1. This villain who is often compared to Hitler is the creator of a device called a Holo-Caster. 2. In X version, the super weapon grants eternal life, so he's now buried under a mountain of rubble unable to ever die.

[@affsteak3530]

Thank god! X and Y just came out and I really needed a guide before I could start playing them. Coincidentally, I am also a Slowpoke.

[@aa306911]

It’s the most accurate and wonderful of guides

[@kitisthriving]

I discovered you from your “garbage guide to Pokemon platinum” video that popped up randomly on my recommended! I still quote it daily and never get tired of rewatching it!

[@Sparrowly1]

New Kilian vid AND it's a pokemon one? That's how you know it's going to be a good next 8 months.

[@oranjpeel]

X was my first Pokémon game, so I have a special attachment to it and the Kalos region. Glad to see this upload, Kilian. 😂

[@Qbe_Root]

Victory Road is actually called Route Victoire in French so that Champs-Élysées parody was on point! Also kudos for that Astérix reference

[@BobBob-l8j]

Kilian realising a video is like getting a random booty call. I never expect them but i will drop anything i was doing once I've seen that notification

[@connordarvall8482]

0:30 Finally, someone said it. My brain's been editing cigarettes into his mouth for years.

[@StickWithTrigger]

only kilian can somehow find a way to combine American psycho and Pokemon

[@LevePalestinaKrossaSionismen]

*_When the world needed Kilian most, he returned..._*

[@silakkalaatikko]

That was the greatest twist ending in the history of drama. Bravo, Kilian.

[@Chris_Pickaxe]

1:50 and yet when they do add an asshole rival, people complain that they're "too mean"

[@budaizsolt4640]

Killian and Seth uploading on the same day. Feels like christmas.

[@VicStrange9]

oh shit, its true and the other one looks like its one of those "special" games

[@prestocatronium]

@@VicStrange9 just your typical everyday speedrun

[@charteon9092]

Whose Seth, I feel like if he is listed next to Kilian he is worth watching.

[@HellecticMojo]

Ssethtzeentach. Reviewer of retro and lewd cursed games while burning bridges with every sponsor.

[@zoeygeorge2403]

I love how you didn't embellish any parts about Lysandre's motivations at all and it was still funny.

[@Theturtleowl]

I am so happy this series is continued. So happy you are doing this Kilian.

[@HaraceHavoc]

As a French-Canadian, speaker of ye olde French and a Goron, I appreciate the phonetically correct pronunciations of all the French names.

[@BEE-oz7yd]

And when the world needed him most, Killian returns!❤

[@DementedDuskull]

6:38 Well-said

[@high_inquisitor_n5245]

It's not the 72 hour Pokemon X video we were (not) promised but it's finally here

[@SidekickGeneral]

"Rival 4 is a socially awkward pokemon nerd." .... So a pokemon nerd.

[@WonderfulWorldOfSuit]

Good to see consistency of videos still going strong!

[@trentonbuchert7342]

Dexio and Sina: Our work here is done! The Player: But you didn’t do anything.

[@1337Unlucky]

Before Pokémon X, it was named Pokémon Twitter.

[@TaeSunWoo]

0:22 they were part of the Great Roman Empire 🗣️✨ Also shoutout to Pokémon X and Let’s Go Eevee, both got me back into Pokémon after I was done during late high school/early college

[@thechazzler8934]

YES I absolutely love this series, incredible video as always, dont even matter it takes soo long between videos cause they are always absolute bangers

[@grooselegacy]

12:56 this video is a masterpiece

[@gb4770]

My man dropping videos on mid games released a decade ago cause that's the killian experience. Liked before even watching it

[@macaronnie8406]

i was having a kinda shitty day today, and seeing this upload made me light up. not only was pokémon x my very first pokémon game, this series is also just fucking hilarious and exactly what i needed right now, thank you edit: holy shit is that the miles edgeworth music at 23:46?!?! absolutely iconic

[@jojosszz]

He randomly drops a new video out of the blue. This is the Killian Experience

[@HellecticMojo]

First a Sseth video, now this. Today is a blursed day

[@jetey26]

Damn guess Im gonna have my yearly Killian rewatch sesh today, its like a holiday at this point

[@scory22]

This just made me realize the Ruby video is now 7 years old...

[@elloo98]

"He is designed for smoking cigarettes" I think that's an exact quote from god when designing the french.

[@Itsukazutrap]

I love how you tried pronouncing Sycamore in a french accent, but in French he is named "professeur Platane"

[@Antifrost]

If I wasn't recently acquainted with American Psycho, this video would be very confusing. Now, it's only slightly confusing, as it should be.

[@___David__]

I'd love to see the faces of all the confused Americans who won't understand half the very-European jokes in this video 🤣 Also, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2024, Kilian!

[@eonstrike2575]

Ok but what if GameFreak actually thought of strikes in France when writing the blackout. Literally LMAO. Great video!

[@Moreminds-jq5cl]

9:33 You missed the Grongo fossil! Also Killian with two L's is hiding in an alleyway in Paris

[@mariocruno3772]

Just got the Asterix Reference, it shows how killian videos are the best with the visuals

[@kylespevak6781]

Ironically Pokémon yellow had bad endings considering however you faced your rival would determine how he evolved his Eevee

[@theveganduolingobird7349]

As much as I love Pokémon X and Y I forgot the main story gives you *FOUR* entire Pokémon for free 1) starter 2) second starter 3)fossil 4) lucario

[@Lazuli2-6]

holy shxt this game has been in my feed so much recently as my first pokemon game and damn the legend returns with this?!?

[@andrewgordon680]

Rival 4 is the intended audiance for this video.

[@EdxSarxNatxChoc]

Yes! I've been waiting for a Pokemon Video for sooo long. I usually ''listen'' to these as I sleep. Time to binge watch the Garbage Guides of Pokemon!

[@ChaosUntold]

Same! Kilian's voice is one of the most relaxing to listen to imo.

[@owenbent1307]

The sequel we’ve all been waiting for!!!! Fr the pokemon videos always slap

[@MisterJoshuaTree]

“You would think without humans there would be no war, but what about ants? Everyone must die.” I’m crying

[@eddible544]

can't wait to watch your next video in the year 2062!

[@Ellebeeby]

“My nightly bloodlust is overflowing into my day” Kilian is BG3’s Durge, confirmed! Also, love the inclusion of Boccherini whilst you’re riding the goat!

[@UltimateLoaf]

Durge moment

[@deanoor9391]

"The flower Pokémon"... Let's leave him alone 😂

[@tpsam]

In the forest there's no shared exp that'll be later after the first gym But I feel like being an easier game is a perfect representation of a game set in France with you being a foreigner coming in and easily taking over

[@Puroboi8894]

Wow, you're right. What A Garbage Guide.

[@alysshart7522]

GUYS. I just searched for “garbage guide” so I could watch the Pokémon White video for the thousandth time, AND THIS POPPED UP INSTEAD.

[@alicestarkwing]

It's hilarious that the protags in X&Y are canonically 16, the oldest in the main series, yet the games themselves are baby easy (Wait, these games will turn 10 next month?)

[@ericforsyth]

Reasonable, though. Older, smarter/stronger protagonists = easier game

[@alicestarkwing]

@@ericforsyth Yeah, why did people even complain about the game difficulty in X & Y? /hj

[@LittleBigPlanetian]

They're actually 18/close to 18, since you get called an adult during the post-game story

[@karakostasj2979]

Just came here to say that I had to double check Calem's eyes in the thumbnail that freaked me out for a sec

[@definitelyhooman7939]

In all seriousness, I'm glad Kilian is able to take the time he needs to make these videos. It can suck waiting, but if it means its both sustainable and produces higher quality content, then it's a worthy trade off

[@fortello7219]

Missed the opportunity to have every important adult just speak pure french.

[@ISAF_Ace]

As a Brit, that French accent was so good it made me want to start another century of war.

[@sleazymeezy]

'The 100 years war' Actually 116 years. Seems very likely tbh.

[@pbj2727]

Here I was, bored as shit with nothing to do. And I happily learn Killian posted another video. Praise god

[@mangledoctopi657]

"I dont think i need to explain this one" Immediately explains it

[@brandonhughes4076]

Holy shit, I was wondering yesterday where Kilian's been. This is the exact sort of video I've been waiting for

[@thehumanmachine6121]

The fact that pokemon x is my first pokemon game makes the video way more funnier

[@cherryb0ng]

I was overjoyed to see Killian return with another Pokemon game. This one only came out ten years ago so that's progress.

[@Nestmind]

The Asterix joke was spot on

[@davidwatson6202]

It’s always on the rough days you need the kilian experience. Thank you for this gift!!!

[@chasebowley3338]

Been waiting for him to play pokemon x or y for so long

[@troythewizard9940]

YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS Killian is back with Pokemon.

[@RodjeSan]

Amazing how Killian still can afford Pokemon games even though he uploads only once every french revolution