Garfunkel & Oates - Dating a REPUBLICAN

#Garfunkel&Oats perform a song they wrote about men they dated, specifically about a republican named Dan.
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[@brucemastorovich4478]

That Bing joke was great and the audience didn't even chuckle.

[@leftysr2stupid354]

hahaha What joke??

[@Struwwel2]

"hahaha What joke??" I don't know which one is Garfunkel and which one is Oates, but she said the Republican she dated worked for the Bing of Bitcoin. ie: a second tier wannabe crypto.

[@jdbeckley]

They even paused for a laugh... and nothing!

[@jemborg]

Bing Crosby?

[@Struwwel2]

@@jemborg Yes, exactly! Her date was a conservative crypto nerd who's into vocal stylings from the 30s and 40s.

[@BruceWNelsonMangyFetlocks]

Their ability to nail those lyrics at that tempo is remarkable. Really a talented duo.

[@nilshigdon]

Very True. Great diction and great song writing.

[@sydgriffin7591]

They are amazing!

[@KINDaf]

@@nilshigdon is it dictation or annunciation?

[@robertgibson1156]

@@KINDaf diction: word choice enunciation: saying words good and/or loud [dictation: saying words aloud to be typed Annunciation: the announcement of the Incarnation by the angel Gabriel to Mary, or more generally just declaring something]

[@KINDaf]

@@robertgibson1156 ah ok. They did both well.

[@lenamathiason925]

The fact that they can sing such specific lyrics this fast and LIVE just continues to amaze me

[@thexalon]

And be so in sync that all the consonants arrive at exactly the same time.

[@jeffryphillipsburns]

@@thexalon I was wondering what would happen if they tried harmonizing rather than always singing strictly in unison. Could they still make the lyric discernible?

[@normc.9705]

@@jeffryphillipsburns Probably not.

[@vrfvfdcdvgtre2369]

Liberal clapter "comedy". Sad.

[@diddntuno]

They look at eachother and time it out with their minds like any set of best friends

[@jmvbento]

"The Bing of bitcoin" is the biggest diss I've ever heard someone utter, and I'm stealing it.

[@jmillerdesign]

These two are not only incredible songwriters, they have soooo much chemistry together. Freaking great.

[@jmillerdesign]

@Philoneous Maximus I bet they’re more successful than you. Internet keyboard warrior troll person.

[@nathanwallace3337]

Fun fact Doug Benson introduced them to each other

[@normc.9705]

@@jmillerdesign You might lose that bet since you know nothing.

[@starbell9962]

@Philoneous Maximus you seem fun at party's

[@peppercallahan8286]

@Philoneous Maximus Hi, you must be Conservative Dan from Accounting.

[@33jamesds]

As someone who has been playing various instruments, singing and performing throughout the majority of my life, and as someone who went to school for music......this is insanity! The good kind. I have no idea how they do this type of performing live so effectively. Even if the chord progressions and rhythms are simple, the lyrics and delivery are just crazy. If these were my songs, I would have recorded them once and then never attempted to perform them live lol. At least not as a duo. One mistake and they're both going off the rails. Amazing that the mistake never comes! Too damn good.

[@jocelynnowen3078]

Listen to Uncle Bonzai😀🎶😎

[@jeffwatts1126]

Ive seen them make a mistake, and it turned out to be even funnier. Excellent recovery when things go sideways, part of their charm

[@davidowens5898]

They rehearse. A lot. We'd probably be gob-smacked at the amount of rehearsal time that goes into a single song like this one. Ain't no way they wing it. This requires Lots & lots (and lots) of practice. The fact that they make it look 'easy' is all you need to know about rehearsals.

[@jeffwatts1126]

@@davidowens5898 I work in entertainment, so Im aware of the rehearsals required to turn it into basically muscle memory. Seen it in action. But there are still moments that happen. On one of the couch sessions Rikki hit a bum not, or a different note than they had previously rehearsed, and Kate stopped immediately, Saying "Wtf was that?" And Rikki said "I did this" and Kate said "Oh, thats nice" and they backed it up and restarted. It was cute, but Kate did look a little annoyed

[@Smokeytheapplebandit]

It's... Fine.

[@shaec3405]

The amount of lyrics these two are able to remember with no catchy breaky bridge in the middle .... they're just absolutely wonderful poets and Lyricist and musicians. On top of being Amazing And Intelligent Women.

[@MisterSingh.]

OMG SO QUIRKY

[@uncountedsurvivor9409]

I was thinking they have VAST Vocabularies! Amazing!

[@chrisandlizsizemore8172]

Practice enough and it's second nature. They did a good job, but nothing an actor in a musical doesn't do on the regular.

[@jimgsewell]

I don't mean to sound sexist, but they are all that and cute as shit too

[@suziwolf4830]

I knew this pair could be vicious, but that was damn near George Carlin level impressive 🤣👍👏

[@MichaelDeHaven]

That is high praise. Love Carlin. Don't forget to pray to Joe Pesci.

[@MaMastoast]

Very simlar to something Tim Minchin would do

[@timwatley9241]

settle down, no its not

[@suziwolf4830]

@DALewis92 Though I'd like to think it's not, your reply almost seems like a shot at me, suggesting that I don't know the difference between musical comedy and stand-up. My comparison to the late, great Mr. Carlin wasn't concerning the style of the presentation, but rather the sheer brutality of the honesty it contained.

[@kaninma7237]

@@suziwolf4830 Well said!

[@mikeythompson7777]

Dan got skewered. Hilarious and brilliant in equal measure

[@alfobootidir2474]

Dan got pumped and dumped himself for once

[@mrspank35]

Dan's conservative. Do you suppose he knows he got skewered?

[@mikeythompson7777]

@@mrspank35 If he ever heard this song, he did lol. Even conservatives aren't that dense, I don't think.

[@MusMasi]

I doubt *dan* is real.

[@alfobootidir2474]

@@MusMasi bc you’re a man who doesn’t have men tell you how to do your whole career, whatever it may be, unlike women. Dan’s real

[@jesschristiansen2523]

LYRICS: Everyone once in a while you meet a special kind of man A needle in a haystack, a diamond in a pile of crap A man who’s never written music but thinks he can A republican crypto currency guy like Dan Thank you, digital accountant Dan For explaining how to write a song I wouldn’t have known to choose a topic Before you, you, Dan, you came along Thanks for telling me to write down my thoughts And send them all to you So you can make sure it doesn’t offend The conservative point of view You say it’s time to pop my liberal bubble And reach across the aisle Find levity in relatable things That can make the red and blue states smile Because comedy should be inclusive And connect with the other half It should make us all feel comfortable So both sides can laugh Well, I’m going to take your advice, computer Dan And write something bipartisan So here’s my song Don’t you hate it when you’re liberal and you’re stuck in traffic Now I’m late for my big meeting Don’t you hate it when you’re conservative and your inlaws are here Oh, brother, what’s your mother gonna say Don’t you hate it when you’re liberal and you lose your glasses How can I find my glasses without my glasses Or when you’re a conservative and your gun Control policies enable constant, senseless Devastating mass shootings Isn’t it great when both sides can laugh Hahahahahahaha We’re really not that different We should come together as one With easy, pleasing, breezy jokes You know comedy can just be fun So let’s all get together And embrace the other half With this song Where both sides can laugh Don’t you hate it when you’re liberal and a song’s in your head Maureen I’m not a theater person Or when you’re conservative and your podcast won’t load It’ll only play an ad from blue apron Don’t you hate when you’re liberal and you can’t stop crying Boo hoo I want civil rights Or when you’re conservative And your pussy grabbing liar threatens nuclear annihilation on Twitter Isn’t it great when both sides can laugh Hahahahahahaha In this time of political turmoil I should ignore it and be polite It’s more comfortable for all of us If I don’t pick between left and wrong So let’s all get together And embrace the other half With this song Where both sides can laugh If I want a ceasefire to transpire Stop preaching to the whining lefty choir Embrace the climate change denier Give every joke a qualifier With harmless, responsible comedy Where we all feel good about our choices That recognizes everyone As equally valid political voices Comedians should be on the medians And put a premium on obedience Be through with mental acuity Find unity through ambiguity All this complaining and exaggerating Is actually just exacerbating The futility and hypocrisy Of the left wing aristocracy Let go of the same old blue shtick Stop trying to skew shit I sound like a mouthy shrew chick Acoustic music isn’t psychotherapeutic I need to get a clue quick If I want to accrue new KZbin clicks Subdue this taboo shit I spew Find a new, more palatable point of view Well you underestimated me Cause I don’t look like the enemy My tentacles are venom-y A musical comedy sea anemone But I should say it’s okay That no matter the cost, you want your little pistol And it’s fine you voted for Voldemort As long as your reasons were purely fiscal Oh, you’re just greedy, I didn’t realize, that’s fine So let’s all get together And embrace the other half With this song Where both sides can laugh What do you think, Dan, how did I do I can’t believe I used to write songs that had a point of view Being general’s always better for comedy it’s true Thank God for you, Dan, thank only Christian God for you

[@jadeyu7197]

thank you for your service 😌✨

[@marisha.art.channel]

You have no idea how much my ADD/ADHD brain appreciated this. Thank you! ❤

[@J0shuWa2491]

For the algorithm babyyyy

[@omvegan]

Who is Maureen?

[@ViktorEBoss]

You are the champion 🏆 thx 🙏🏿😊

[@heinleinreader]

I absolutely loved the "choosing between left from wrong" bit. That was priceless.

[@erroneus00]

Oh yes. But when you learn that the left right spectrum is "government control over all resources" and right is "personal ownership of all resources" how much of your personal rights are you willing to give up to the government? What really sucks is the absurd things the left says about the right which has nothing to do with the definition. Bottom line is if someone wants to take your freedom and property they are on the left. There's nothing "right wing" about hating others or wanting to control someone else's life. It's by definition wrong.

[@rhalfik]

The left wing and the grift wing.

[@heinleinreader]

@@rhalfik I always preferred the left wing versus the immoral minority myself.

[@aahhai5532]

@@erroneus00 the right is the one trying to take away personal liberties lol, what rights have the left taken away in the passed decade?

[@masenko81]

Im conservative, but that was funny.

[@seeeabaasssiliketransforme9904]

I love that these two are still making songs this is amazing

[@asperhes]

They're not still making songs.

[@RansomeStoddard]

Well, Dan did help.

[@seeeabaasssiliketransforme9904]

@@asperhes they very much still are

[@asperhes]

@@seeeabaasssiliketransforme9904 If they are they're hiding them in a vault. Their KZbin channel is moribund.

[@jimmib6143]

@@asperhes You were seven month behind!

[@samuelstensgaard4828]

This is such a great clapback to enlightened centrists who think that false equivalencies are better than holding one side accountable.

[@AF-bt9cv]

Like lying under oath?

[@johngilliam6764]

Tbh liberals are just as bad as conservatives

[@achronicblunt]

@@johngilliam6764 Nah, they're way crazy dude. Republicans wants guns for the mentally ill, pollution for the environment, contracts for corporations, they don't believe in science, and they still love the Confederate flag, but say they believe in the constitution and are "the real Americans". They're total psychos.

[@johngilliam6764]

@@achronicblunt which republicans want guns for the mentally ill

[@achronicblunt]

@@johngilliam6764 well, probably zero of them would say "I want guns for the mentally ill." But when the Democrats propose very basic legislation to keep guns out of the hands of the mentally ill, pretty much 100% Republicans of vote against it. We're not even talking hardcore legislation here. You can still walk into gun shows in parts of this country and just buy a gun with cash, all you have to do is say, "I don't have a criminal record." It's nuts.

[@secretsquirrel4642]

Two Peas in a Pod... Every-so-often, the stars align and two people meet to become one of the funniest comedic acts of a generation. Listen to the words... These two are consummate story tellers whose sentences end in a comma. Brava to Garfunkel & Oates - you two are amazing... Thank you!

[@ryshow9118]

We thank only Christian God for them 😂

[@brucelesourd3074]

Kudos for "brava", but the plural female form is "brave". Which I just learned because I thought "brave" was plural but mixed gender plural is apparently "bravi". This kind of nitpicking is OK in the context of G&O comments, right?

[@noronahahaha]

The forced laugh is amazing

[@earthstewardude]

I wish my brain was half as quick as these two!

[@Jetway]

Those lyrics are unbelievable, and their seamless talent in performing them -- and how in sync they were -- is incredible.

[@motorcity7137]

Wow are you easily amused

[@Aphercotropes]

@@motorcity7137 hi Dan.

[@zackattack635]

If you like walleyed woke broads... this is probably amazing.

[@exterminationmalfunktion]

Yo, im trying to do comedy too. Im using editing and my voice to bring the sketches that i write to life. If you guys want, u can check it out

[@nydarkfern]

@@zackattack635 hahaha I laughed so hard. Ben, these women aren’t going to date you. While they sing to betas, they obviously date alphas.

[@nicole-ls4jb]

"Between left and wrong" is *chef's kiss* 😚🤌

[@NYC4Peace]

Except Democrats are not "left". You only think they are. Even Obama admitted that he legislated like a moderate Republican.

[@devforfun5618]

Dan wrote this line

[@donHooligan]

@@NYC4Peace you've restored my faith in my fellow Americans....well, quite a bit, anyway. people don't seem to realize that a corporation would *NEVER* give money to a left wing politician... since a left wing politician *BY FKN DEFINITION* would break-up, regulate, and tax them out of existence. (gov power) it's so crazy, how even "progressives" and self-proclaimed lefties call Dems "the left."

[@NYC4Peace]

Thanks @@donHooligan. Most people aren’t aware of how much money corporate interests are showering upon Democrats or the ramifications of it. The squad never called them out for corruption like they were supposed to, so, in the words of our president “Nothing will fundamentally change.”

[@donHooligan]

@@NYC4Peace 99% of politicians belong to the corporate right wing. they shot JFK. people who expect others to do things they are not willing to do are not honorable people. if we'd have rioted in Iowa over them stealing the caucus from Bernie, he'd probably be POTUS right now. that is literally how governance works...globally. in reality. any other country would have rioted. we'll get what we deserve.

[@charliecundiff]

If Art Garfunkle ever decides to do a collaboration with John Oates, I guess they'll have to be Art and John.

[@christophercarpenter2222]

Makes note to self. Never piss these two ladies off. Lol

[@marcodeppe]

I think there is a good list of revenge songs, as a bunch of people who pissed off musicians have noticed :p

[@JohnCenaFan6298]

Wow so funny

[@lizziebkennedy7505]

Excellent advice generally.

[@FatNorthernBigot]

I can't help but think this is a little sarcastic.

[@hollyh1023]

No. Really?

[@YaRememberTHISQuestionmark]

Get over yourself, Dan.

[@unrepentantoffender188]

LOL!

[@UrFaveMF]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 😐

[@ZoeyPaigeLunaPhD]

Perhaps!

[@s.terris9537]

So glad to see you both on the big stage! I remember when Randy told us about one of your videos (when we all worked at a certain psych facility in Berkeley; we watched it in our offices and were hysterical laughing!

[@brandonsteveescobedo1394]

Of course you would be Berkeley

[@s.terris9537]

@@brandonsteveescobedo1394 I'm not originally Berkeley; I have a NJ sense of humor!

[@makslesniewski]

"Bing of BitCoin" made me chuckle.

[@shieldmaiden3760]

Dan accidently encouraged them to write their first song not everyone can laugh at. Ironic.

[@goulash75]

I would love to see a collaboration with these two and Tim Minchin!

[@thexalon]

I'd be curious to see what would happen with them and Bo Burnham in the same room.

[@Miglow]

They did do a collab with Weird Al

[@dirkdiggler.]

Good idea dan

[@rgng]

@@thexalon what is this...a crossover episode

[@Therealmcdoc]

or wiered all

[@lanetower3411]

They originally did this song 3 years ago. There are several other great ones that they have written. I love “50-50”. And then there is “The Loophole” lol 😂

[@markfoster1520]

"Go cart racing (accidentally masterbating)" was the first I knew of them.

[@nigeldepledge3790]

"The Loophole" must be one of the best songs ever written!

[@nigeldepledge3790]

"Never gonna stop until I cross the finish line..."

[@04279]

I also like "Happy Birthday To My Loose Aquaintance".

[@johnlamarca9439]

Hmm. I didn't know that. I thought they just now made up this song... They're still amazing though...

[@elfboy745]

Ah, I know this conversation well. Early Dan: don't do jokes that offend my family. Mid Dan: wear this dress, it makes you look prettier. Real Dan: what do you mean you're gonna see your friends? Don't you know how important tonight's poker game is for me? Yeah, not a red flag at all. Get bent, Dan.

[@pizzaishappiness7994]

😂

[@ZapDash]

If he's playing poker, why can't she go see her friends? Seems like a night where you each do your own thing and have fun.

[@dianatroy4266]

@@ZapDash kze someone has to stay home with the kids!

[@darthmocap]

@@ZapDash Someone has to make beer runs to the fridge for da bois!

[@thadtheman3751]

@@darthmocap Hey after scary virus we don't need people to make beer runs, we get the beer to come to us.

[@AJBeamish]

This song made me LMAO. And yet, I still ended up crying.

[@gwpeoples]

I work with several Dan's... blessing me with their wisdom (unasked) every day.

[@anooseholay]

You’re still wearing a mask? That funny.

[@traceeford2914]

Bless your heart

[@jeremybackup5758]

@@anooseholay Right, adults who respect and protect their fellow Americans wear a mask if they haven't had the vaccine. It's common sense. Those who don't are children.

[@jeremybackup5758]

We work with one, and it's the same. He's the least knowledgeable on the team, but always feels the need to tell others how to do their jobs. Once you realize they are mentally and emotionally children, they are very easy to manipulate and control, then they aren't as much of a bother.

[@toynazi]

@@jeremybackup5758 Those masks DO NOTHING to protect anybody. Research more than just what the media tells you.

[@michellem4287]

🤣 left and wrong!

[@dancingsocrates9491]

"being general is always better for comedy it's true" 😂🤣😂

[@PaulCoughlan1]

This might be old, but I still have this emotion to protect Kate from any harm in the world.

[@maxmoon2254]

Hilarious, intelligent and quick. So quick, I slowed it down (0.75x) the second time to comprehend the lyrics better. Even funnier and it makes them sound a little drunk too.

[@aarons.596]

You don't have to drop all the way to .75, you can individually change it to a custom setting .9 or .85 would likely get rid of the sounding a little drunk part.

[@thomgorman]

Everyone on the left slowed it down. Its what they do.

[@williammullen7504]

@@thomgorman DB

[@thomgorman]

@@williammullen7504 Okay, I give. Are we talking about British road cars?

[@williammullen7504]

@@thomgorman No

[@Tryyton]

The Bing of crypto... 😂 Choose between left and wrong. 🤣👍

[@SuperMaxwellg]

Brilliant! 😂 This is what we need more of!

[@joshuahenderson5847]

ah yes, another round of our favorite game: How many syllables can you shove into one measure of a song

[@youtubename7819]

Yeah rapid fire Shakespearean wit is overrated.

[@rtroiani]

Geez, I sing classic rock in a band and lucky if I can remember two verses and one chorus! Amazing memories!

[@xagert9914]

This song is great. What fantastic writing!

[@matthewgordon3281]

pure, unadulterated comedy and musical gold

[@volfievolfie9079]

I love these two

[@joecrowaz]

I couldn't possibly love these 2 more 💜

[@007kingifrit]

celebrity worship is documented as being a sign of low intelligence and low self esteem

[@joecrowaz]

@@007kingifrit Sounds like a confession on your part.

[@007kingifrit]

@@joecrowaz no it doesn't? i just shared a fact. a wlel established fact

[@HomespunHaints]

The complicated rhymes had me roaring with laughter!

[@acmcbride-olson9320]

Ohmigosh Lucy and Dr. Nowitzki formed a group??!? 😁😁😁

[@soccergal07]

Omg yes!!! I couldn't think where I had seen the two. I took a minute to recognize Lucy but was stumped on Dr. Nowitzki. Hahaha. Thank you for pointing it out! 😂

[@user-yh9mc1sw6j]

They Formed G&O Long Before They Were Ramona and Lucy on TBBT!!💖💖💖💖💖

[@MrSmooth273]

As a George Carlin fan, This duo is "Fantastic".👍👍👍👍👍😊😊😊😊👌✌

[@gregh378]

George Carlin would be on the same page as these two on so much as well. The style is different, but the message is often the same

[@kellidinit3725]

I still miss George. He was truly a once in a lifetime gift.

[@vaakdemandante8772]

Yeah, it's like Carlin got reincarnated in a sexy singing woman's body, twice ;)

[@warren52nz]

WOW! That is *_amazing!_* To have those lyrics so firmly entrenched that you can do it live without making even one mistake! And while playing chords! I love the content too.

[@flyoverkid55]

It just as though they have practiced a thousand times....

[@warren52nz]

@@flyoverkid55 That's probably literally true. Practice makes perfect. Many of the songs I play on guitar I would have played a thousand times.

[@calisongbird]

@@warren52nz yeah, it’s almost as though they’re professional musicians and do this for a living. Oh wait.

[@vorhese]

I love these ladies.

[@josephbelisle5792]

Talented. Brilliant. Clever. Each of your videos and songs are a joy to see and hear. Thank you.

[@daveogarf]

*A-PLUS, EXCELLENT!! You two are the BEST!*

[@MrBlackfireDragon]

wow so much lyrics and well put together, and as always the singing and kinda acting during the song

[@recursor9469]

I wonder what their political leanings are. It's quite ambiguous.

[@zentrino336]

Choose between left and wrong. I love it!

[@jakes3799]

Hahahaha! Love it! 😆

[@nacoran]

I can write a good blues song, but every time I try to write something political it comes off too heavy handed. I'm not sure if I get too invested in it or what. I can be snarky on politics, but when it comes to lyrics and snark I just don't have the magic touch. Thank you for doing what you do, and thanks for having points of view (and good ones at that!)

[@Hellwyck]

Go and listen to Ministry, they're heavy handed but they get it right.

[@ladyaj7784]

This song is pure magic!

[@biloki3079]

That was hysterical! 🤣🤣

[@myoneblackfriend3151]

They are amazing!! I used to play their song “The Fade Away” for an ex-girlfriend who kept exhibiting the behavior of someone who wanted to leave the relationship. I told she can go when she wants.

[@HowDoIDad]

The sheer talent involved in singing that quickly and clearly in duet deserves a standing ovation.

[@gr8dvd]

Funny & relatable…. I have family & friends who are still conflicted between left and wrong.

[@paulmichael8796]

Absolutely. Brilliant.

[@NWPaul72]

Oh man I wish I could afford you two for my birthday party! So impressive, so funny.

[@leftysr2stupid354]

Haha wtf? To do comedy??

[@erikjohnsen3978]

Don't have the 20 bucks?

[@NWPaul72]

@@erikjohnsen3978 dude. You had a year, do better.

[@MusMasi]

@@NWPaul72 🤣

[@miguelmrusso]

This provoked the biggest laugh I had in months!! Thank you!

[@007kingifrit]

nothing funny was in this song. if you laughed it's because you wanted to hear someone agree with you over emotionally driven low information talking points for example mass shootings are at a 30 year low, we aren't seeing more of them we are seeing more news coverage

[@speeklymaeve]

@@007kingifrit and somehow america is the county with the most gun deaths in the world by a wide, WIDE margin! so wacky and silly

[@007kingifrit]

@@speeklymaeve actually untrue, adjusted for per capita america is ranked 12th in mass shootings, norway is #1

[@speeklymaeve]

@@007kingifrit america has 22x the gun death rate of the entire european union and 23x that of australia's

[@007kingifrit]

@@speeklymaeve that's not mass shootings though huh? most of our gun crime is the problem with the blacks shooting eachother. so it would be fair to say we have a black problem not a gun problem

[@BlondeTiger]

Give this song a Grammy, why have I only heard this now

[@MagnusDudus]

Now what you said was funny

[@jondhuse1549]

These two are f'n brilliant!

[@crustycurmudgeon2182]

Brilliant in every way!

[@c.a.g.3130]

The "Bing" of Bitcoin, as in: FTX???????? Good thing you didn't hitch your wagon to THAT star. If only they knew how that line would age.

[@missnaomi613]

How am I just finding this now?! This is awesome!

[@I4get42]

Thank you!! Y'all are badass, powerful, and delightful!

[@user-gk9lg5sp4y]

Garfunkel and Oates are awesome!

[@cyrussoxlegion]

I love Riki and Kate so much!!! You guys always make me laugh!

[@NorthMountainFairy]

I love their brand of sweet savagery.

[@uproar123]

They are so f***ing brilliant.

[@jso6790]

They are so freaking incredible!

[@ravenken]

You two are just plain awesome.

[@007kingifrit]

were they? they had some lame music and said some factually inaccurate stuff

[@odranoelmusicremixes8453]

Absolutly tremendous!! xD

[@lorrainehirsch]

This is my first time hearing this song, and I'm dazzled and elated!

[@thomasbeach5458]

Love these two! And their singing is pretty good too!

[@elalesound]

These two are pure gold. I loved it!!!

[@007kingifrit]

they did a very generic low skill song that didn't rhyme and was filled with factual errors. you only like them because you are familiar with them.

[@PreciousFifi]

@@007kingifrit Haha! I bet you couldn't do it.

[@007kingifrit]

@@PreciousFifi even if that is true i wouldn't exactly set the bar at "if a random youtube commenter can do it that makes it good"

[@banjoist123]

I love both these ladies:)

[@scottnixon9367]

Love them!!!

[@TheFroneyZone]

ok now I'm thoroughly convinced that these 2 are actually A.I. - there's NO WAY 2 humans can sync together 100% like they just did!!! wow, wow, wow, wow..........wow!

[@machwicce]

Hey are they performing together again I thought they split up, or is this an older performance. Either way always glad to see them in my timeline.

[@mxgreenside473]

is from 2018

[@mothermagenta9123]

Love them so much

[@dominicbakken]

If your happy and you know it clap your hands

[@biggb3921]

So talented. Bravo

[@masenko81]

Both sides are crooked. Neither care about the average person, they just give mindless platitudes. It feels like you have to choose between the lesser of two evils.

[@007kingifrit]

that's such a generic thing to say. when republicans are in power everything gets better for everyone, when democrats are in power everything goes bad for everyone one side is cold analytical and callous but has good ideas, the other side is emotional and naive and puts feeling good ahead of doing good. republicans are the right choice

[@Ryuujinv01]

Both parties are right wing, that's why they're crooked. Even Bernies proposals as our resident "sooocialist boooogeyman" were very far right of Nixon. Both parties are crooked, not both sides. The left side having power from FDR through until Nixon is why the middle class was the healthiest it's ever been through the entire history of the country during exclusively those years.

[@franklinrogers6388]

How can I find my glasses without my glasses? 💀☠️💀☠️💀

[@davidabbett7011]

LOOOOOOVE you Two ❤️

[@peterDcontact]

Funniest video i have seen today

[@twells138]

Slow day.

[@williammullen7504]

@@twells138 DB

[@petermeichan3160]

left and wrong - awesome

[@fredbuckles919]

Pure GENIUS!!!!

[@SakuraMoonflower]

This was amazing. XD

[@richardbatz873]

The wonderfully crazy and zany logic of comedians I really love their unique perspective on things thanks for keeping us laughing

[@mattmanw54301]

A conservative and a leftist see the government stepping on the common man. The leftist says 'that shouldn't happen.' The conservative says ' I wish I was strong enough to oppress people like that.'

[@85doc]

Masterpiece particularly now.

[@jssherrard]

I so thoroughly adore these two awesome human beings!!!

[@daveguy11]

Not only are they geniuses (genii?), but they must secretly be identical twins; no one else could possibly be so perfectly vocally synchronized.

[@kmcg5817]

Stellar!

[@michaeljanis879]

Love these 2

[@Kissfan96dr]

bottomline: comedy is best done when the comedian can be themselves instead of constantly being told what they should and shouldn't say.

[@aowi7280]

Never date a musician. You will get skewered.

[@007kingifrit]

plus they're emotional wrecks