Eating a Box of Expired Spiderman Cereal From 2002

[@michelle6337]

I feel like the completely involuntary "Garrett, no!" when I saw the title of this video is going to be pretty standard on this channel.

[@garrettunhinged]

That is deeply accurate.

[@lynndiavol]

I did the same thing xD

[@thomasinajefferson9971]

@@garrettunhinged Garrett, when you mentioned 3 rats in the cereal box … please, PLEASE watch the “No-Fo-O-Fo-Bridge” episode of Portlandia (s3, ep10) and the 3 stop motion rats. It’s my absolute favorite thing in the world and I’ve watched it to come out of bad panic attacks religiously for 8 years. Hope it can be there for you, too 🖤🐭✊

[@gillianthompson2623]

Can confirm I did this just before I clicked on the video😂 nothing could stop me from clicking on it though

[@wingusdingus7061]

For me it was, "Garrett, whyyyy..."

[@rachelmarie2952]

“You could afford to be alive when this was made.” The accuracy is both heart breaking and hilarious

[@wywardmoose]

I mean... Minimum wage was like $9 or less that I'm aware of so i wouldn't be so sure 😅

[@twitch136661]

@@wywardmoose it's been $7.25 federally for quite some time. But it also didn't cost $20 for a box of cereal and a gallon of milk back then.

[@emilinegabriele]

@@wywardmoose are u like...slow?

[@znyznyzny]

@@emilinegabriele are you like, disrespectful? 🤡

[@Tw0Dots]

I was only 2 years old in 2002 & barely had any thoughts but still…take my back. Is rather eat Spiderman cereal & sht myself than live through this HELL any LONGER 😢

[@anyatheplatypus]

We need a “call Andrew” button. The anxiety this gave me 😳😳😳

[@carolinepiazza8259]

i was just thinking that

[@threecheers5101]

Sound the alarms and he’ll come running

[@Tuesdaysareloversday]

Where is Andrew? 😭

[@some_random_person860]

@@Tuesdaysareloversday for realll

[@paoladelvecchio1787]

Ahah I laughed so hard, the Andrew botton would be so funny

[@paulinemm4775]

Garrett just laughing with himself and screaming things like ‘I LOVE STALE THINGS’ is the entertainment I’m here for

[@eriswriterforbadastra]

I guess Garret has really embraced the "I'm immortal until proven otherwise" mentality and I am here for it.

[@KozlowskiAnne]

Since Jenna Marbles left the internet, Garrett has helped to fill that hole in my heart and life. He continues to be the only person who makes me consistently laugh out loud while alone, eating snacks at 11pm in my bathtub. Thanks Garrett

[@vickytagulani7610]

YESSSSS I miss jenna so much and she had that genre of comforting pointless videos and this is what garrets videos make me feel like now that she's gone

[@Nadine929]

Exactly how I feel! We all need more Garrett's, Jenna's, Julian's and Andrews in our lives. Normal but kooky real people 💜

[@lkelley5708]

Omg same lol it’s 11 pm and I’m eating cookies and popcorn in my bed watching this laughing while my dog judges me. She just wants to go to sleep. I’m so annoying. 😂

[@e_paige]

also the chaotic energy is pretty on par (I miss her)

[@sethaquauis]

Expect he's funny 💀

[@makaylafugate2894]

I mean you survived drinking that mystery tea from your haunted apartment’s storage basement so I think this cereal has nothing on you 😂

[@Randjtoday]

That was exactly 💯 my same thought! 😄

[@hollymarieexe]

You know, I was slightly worried, and then I read this. I forgot all about that tea 😂

[@liamfan]

The 1972 tea, lol

[@Heresthedillphill]

he's building up his tolerance to deathly expired food, we love that

[@breakfastattiffanys741]

The year didn't bother me it was more so the rats had nibbled it 💀

[@moon_shoes]

I love that Andrew has just been given the role of Adult in their friendship lol. My first thought was "Where the hell is Andrew and why is he allowing this?"

[@Tai.Reynbo]

😭Garrett’s mom watching this like “why didn’t i just get him the damn cereal”

[@garrettunhinged]

😂 well she allowed me the ability to make the almighty CONTENT… so maybe she knew what she was doing lol

[@mamawray]

@@garrettunhinged childhood trauma + time = artistic expression Sometimes.

[@psychedelicate]

@@mamawray traumedy 🌠

[@mamawray]

@@psychedelicate 🤣

[@computer_juice]

I wonder how your mom feels knowing that allowing you to get that cereal as a child would have been a healthier choice than what ended up happening as a result of her not getting it

[@alexjbo24]

The world: *is a mess* Me: *constantly worrying about everything* Garrett: *uploading himself eating 20 year old Spiderman cereal* Me: :)

[@tiimbit_7398]

Couldn’t have said it better myself

[@pixlluv]

i worry about him every day. absolutely love his energy tho

[@mvpgale]

i worry about garrett in such a mother way😭

[@melissaroldan7137]

Same.

[@Sydzilla1118]

True

[@olivias2447]

I can't believe I'm watching a grown man eating expired cereal for 13 minutes and I'm completely entertained

[@sweetscaitlin]

Strangest thing I’ve ever eaten… After getting my wisdom teeth out a few years ago I couldn’t eat any hard foods... After getting tired of consistently eating apple sauce and other boring soft foods. One night, I sat down in the pantry with a can opener and can of tomato paste, not soup.. paste, I ate the entire can and I softly cried the entire time because I truly despise tomatos.

[@laney6264]

I’m not kidding or exaggerating- I literally laughed so hard I couldn’t talk or breathe. I had tears streaming down my face and was wheezing. I laughed for about 10 minutes straight, laughed even harder when I tried to read this to my husband. I am still laughing while typing this. I truly imagined walking in on this, as if I know you, and it made me laugh even harder.

[@louellaelvington9021]

When I had all four of my wisdom teeth removed, I dipped slices of bread into warm chicken broth and cried, it was so good after eating the same mashed potatoes for days 🤣💜

[@sweetscaitlin]

@@laney6264 happy my suffering wasn’t for nothing 😂😂😂

[@sweetscaitlin]

@@louellaelvington9021 😂😂😂

[@marysollosada5175]

lol

[@katienicole6303]

Garret should be on an episode of good mythical morning when they try old snacks. He would be so happy.

[@chelseamiller5353]

Omggggg that would be an incredible collab

[@asdjklsadj]

That would be so good !

[@kaciecieslinski7461]

Omg I would love to see Garret on GMM

[@areyoutacotome]

Me: **reads title, shocked Garrett is gonna eat one bite** Garrett: **eats an entire bowl**

[@eggiene]

at this point you should expect garrett to do things that he shouldn't be doing, he always lets the impulsive thoughts win

[@pixxiestix666]

Spoiler. 😂

[@sliceysliceofapancake]

i don’t think garrett actually ate the cereal tho cuz it cuts before he swallows

[@alinabenesch2338]

Garretts mom is probably like “should’ve bought that cereal that day”

[@lilaburning420]

I haven’t laughed so hard in a while until Garett yelled “what if it’s haunted?!?”🤣 this man just gets me like no one else will 😝🥲

[@kaylaeverett3119]

Garrett let’s the intrusive thoughts win every time and I love it😂

[@englishatheart]

Lets* 😛

[@rebekahcage5784]

"That tastes like a ghost!" I just want Garrett to be my best friend.

[@Grace-kh5hx]

The way I smiled when he said that, he is just so adorable. I love him so much 🥹

[@Jadeezy_]

I was just telling my friends how I feel like we should 100% be buying ourselves the things we wanted as kids but couldn't get. I was thinking more along the lines of the limited edition Monster High dolls but Spider-Man cereal 20 years past the expiration date works too

[@bryna7]

It's better for your health to have decades old expired food than monster high dolls.

[@ButtersTheBean]

Can't help but smile when watching Garrett.

[@rachedenO]

Butters! 🥺🥺

[@ammyalvarez822]

Garrett brings fresh sweet air to 90's kids who at the moment are feeling overwhelmed by this chaotic era

[@jessroffey]

Fresh ham/cardboard air

[@gabrielavargas8489]

Yessssss

[@HanicaH3]

What do you mean, beautiful Soul? We live in Era of Love ✨🕊️🌹💖🌞🌳

[@ina8280]

my life’s been going downhill lately but you, a grown man eating 20 year old cereal, made me smile again

[@c.rvmance]

Hi, I just wanted to say I’m sorry you’re not in the best place right now. I promise you’ll be okay but it might take time. Keep watching things that make you smile because you absolutely deserve happiness. Stay strong, my friend!

[@ina8280]

@@c.rvmance thank u so much!! i know i’m gonna get better soon, it just takes a little time and patience

[@c.rvmance]

@@ina8280 Oh, absolutely! I’m so, so glad I was able to make your day. Stay safe and take care!

[@stabletocity3976]

❤️

[@SaWoochie]

The way we really watch this grown man eat a bowl of cereal should show Garrett he’s loved

[@krystalwilliamson6017]

I don’t think I could be more excited and concerned 🤣☠️. But mostly intrigued. You make this community a better place and bless you for that. The weirdest or most pathetic thing I have ever eaten would probably be peanut butter and balogna. Just because I didn’t want jelly.

[@ivory8165]

He didn't sneeze

[@garrettunhinged]

This first sentence is a very very very appropriate reaction to not just this video, but also the energy i'd like to keep for this this entire channel so ty for that. Also, what you made that fateful night is a true monstrosity and I am deeply proud of you 🥪

[@krtierney]

@@garrettunhinged please make a doctors appointment and also a dentist appointment if you've been slacking. I promise you both will take less than one hour combined!! 🤍🥰 We love you and care so much about you! You look great BTW. Smiley!

[@kiaragonzalez4528]

Me eating cereal while watching this.... btw camera did move. Love your vids 🥰

[@james_b0nk]

I've also eaten a peanut butter and bologna sandwich. Not because I didn't want jelly, but because I saw it on an episode of Dexter's Lab

[@nectarela]

bitch i literally manifested this with wishful thinking of seeing garrett generally upload more and create things he feels happiest about at any given moment. i love you garrett and it's crazy to think we're all OGs of this channel now. 🥺 p.s. would literally give up one of my kidneys for gaming content, especially horror. seeing your reactions and hearing your opinion on certain storylines would be everything.

[@garrettunhinged]

Hey Nela, I can’t say when exactly but let me tell you right now: That’s happening.

[@nectarela]

@@garrettunhinged this did not just happen.

[@alohaXamanda]

If Garrett becomes a Twitch streamer my productivity is over

[@keynaobrion]

I have never needed this level of perfect content more!!!!

[@HighlandOwl005]

Play the Resident Evil 2 remake

[@glalalaboof]

“I don’t drink milk! Isn’t that good content?!” That literally made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video. 😂 Watching Garrett heal his inner child was exactly the content I needed today.

[@DezziQ]

SAME

[@psychedelicate]

"it's like the cereal doesn't know it's 20yo... but my tongue sure does" every line is incredible lmao

[@FaithfulDoc]

As a doctor, this video has me concerned but highly intrigued. The question we all have is… “But did you die?” 🧐😏 PS: Red #40 in the cereal can cause skin and allergic reactions which can make you feel hot. That might be causing your lips to burn/swell and feeling warm. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@zoerose3478]

But isn't red 40 in like everything? Wouldn't he have a reaction to like, skittles too? Lol

[@diana1d1161]

It is in a lot of things in the US but it’s actually banned in Europe and other countries

[@amanitamuscaria3616]

Is red 40 in makeup at all? One time I put on a red lipgloss that I’d worn before without any issues and it made my lips hot, tingly and then numb 🥲 I did not use that lipgloss again lol But I’m curious now

[@zoerose3478]

@@amanitamuscaria3616 I Googled it and yeah, it is in cosmetics, but idk what specifically

[@amanitamuscaria3616]

@@zoerose3478 thank you for looking that up for me! Idk why I didn’t just do it myself but I appreciate it! Ahaha

[@AlixDaleks]

Once, I decided to get into cooking. And I chose to make this delicious-looking recipe I found for a cheesy broccoli casserole. One of the ingredients was heavy cream. I didn't have heavy cream, so French vanilla creamer looked like a good substitute. It tasted like broccoli cheesecake. I ate the whole thing to teach myself a lesson about substituting ingredients on the fly.

[@kayleenaylor9667]

Ohmygod. Once I didnt have milk so I did the same for homemade mac n cheese. Wasnt the worst thing I've ever eaten, but it was pretty damn close

[@professionalcommenter]

This made me actually chuckle out loud!

[@valerialilazigova1880]

“I don’t like the way you’ve been looking at me this trip” took me out, I can’t even describe how much I love you!

[@juliaweasley]

I'm single without kids and I have never felt more like a concerned parent in my life. I was worried for you Garrett while being simultaneously entertained.

[@emmie1008]

I love that Garrett laughs to himself every few seconds! What a beautiful soul 😭 Love him

[@garrettunhinged]

I mean listen. Someone’s gotta do it

[@Lyree93]

Honestly what I wouldn't give to be Garrett's best friend

[@hugzpls]

We all want that lool

[@mari97216]

I know right? Where can we find ourself a Garrett?

[@VlogsbyLogan]

Same bro, like I want to be his friend forever!

[@KobraaKiid]

I wanna see Garrett and Andrew play co-op horror games together. I feel it would be so fun to watch

[@arriemora]

I can literally hear Andrew's "NO!" 🤣🤣

[@KobraaKiid]

@@arriemora Omg them playing Phasmophobia together 😂😂😂

[@arriemora]

@@KobraaKiid my life would be complete!! 🤣🤣

[@KobraaKiid]

@@arriemora brb gotta manifest this real quick 😂😂

[@15Adrie]

Yes! I’d say they should do this on twitch but I don’t have twitch! 😂

[@Aragedie]

The manic laugh after eating the first bite sent me over the edge 🤣 I love you Garrett, never change!

[@TheMcm1998]

Used to work with a trash sorting company. We went to events and sorted the trash, recycling and compost. A lot of people would throw away some really expensive food that they barely ate or didn't even open. I'll put it to you this way... a few layers of juicy garbage residue wont be what stops this girl from doing her part in preventing food waste. Saved a decent amount in my grocery budget that summer 😋

[@muffingurl911]

😂🤣😂❤ some people would lose their minds over this hahaha!

[@kaylabeatty8083]

Same girl , same . Get it while the gettings good

[@liebekatja]

That is super impressive! Any tips for a beginner?

[@garrettunhinged]

I am so proud of you.

[@kaylabeatty8083]

@@garrettunhinged I know this isn't in response to me but , AAAHHHHHH , I love you ❤️ 😘

[@dakota_jay_]

You’re such a safe space for people who are neurodivergent, “weird,” or “quirky” -thank you ❤️

[@lucaftf]

Change the channel to Garrett's safe space who's in

[@nicolewale888]

thissss. yes.

[@SWEETB0YSS]

true

[@Elysion404]

@@lucaftf I feel like the current name is perfect for him though.

[@MaybeMiinx]

I love how Garret creates adventure ideas like a 6 year old. Because I do the same thing and I feel like no one understand that it’s just fun to imagine or want to achieve these ideas.

[@reesespufff03]

things I wanna ask/say: 1) Garrett are you still alive? 2) The cereal expired a month and 4 days before I was born 3) 85K subs = 14 times the population of my town (I'm not good with words but I hope you understand this) 4) Garrett I love you and thank you for bringing me joy always

[@kingdemon344]

Low-key worried cause he hasn't posted anything anywhere & it's already middle of September 😅🥲

[@reesespufff03]

@@kingdemon344 same... if he hasn't posted anything by October I will begin to panic.

[@Jeskers18]

Hello fellow Hufflepuff 🖤💛🖤

[@SophiiLuca]

it expired a month and 16 days after I was born xD

[@wywardmoose]

It expired six months and so many days after i turned 3 WELP

[@AmethystCraftworks]

I didn't think it was possible, but this channel is somehow even more chaotic than your main channel. Tbh I love it lmao

[@BCPHStudio]

As a public health organization, we must ask: are you okay after eating the cereal? We were concerned by the symptoms you reported.

[@fraulein9256]

Omg! Lmao 😂😂😂😂

[@honeyswann]

OMH LMAO

[@marysollosada5175]

Uhhh

[@miskatraczyk8209]

Garret?!!!!! U ok?

[@132Conner]

Ohhhh.... dear..

[@emmaqualman]

I never have once thought, “Garrett planned this stuff for the video”. Its always. “Oh, Garrett’s on his way to explore a morgue! Maybe he decided he should record it” 😭

[@allyrose6437]

So I also watch Good Mythical Morning and this video reminded me of the times Rhett and Link eats old food and how they either eat a little bit or just taste and spit it out, so Garrett eating all of it is hilarious to me Also Garrett being on GMM would be awesome, I think his personality and brand fits the show and Rhett and Link very well

[@QuinnsDen]

Garrett you have a gift to make people smile no matter what the situation is. I think the weirdest thing I have purposely consumed is salt and vinegar crickets (they were delicious though, and I have no regrets)

[@garrettunhinged]

Woah! Those little suckers that they sell in stores with like crickets and scorpions and stuff in them (usually at airports for some reason lol) always blew my mind.

[@QuinnsDen]

@@garrettunhinged Over here in Australia we get them at the lolly shops where they import all of your strange American sweets

[@iwanttwoofwhatheshad]

Garrett, your editing is wonderful. It breaths so well. It's like a song that duets the manic nature of the content itself. It's just so well paced, and engaging and yet flows so well. It's like perfect punctuation.

[@raecheldeaton]

That was very eloquently written!

[@TheAmaranthFlower]

Doesn't Andrew do his editing and filming? Or is this channel just Garrett?

[@Greypelt7]

@@TheAmaranthFlower Andrew does some of the editing and filming but it's hard to know how much (I think they have a similar enough editing style that it's hard to guess who did what). Andrew only started doing editing for Garret's channels back on July 18th and presumably Garret was solo editing before then (not counting the sweet boys podcast that I'd guess Andrew did a lot of the editing for). For the filming it looks a lot like Garret's old stationary camera videos, but there's more zooming / panning which might have been done in editing, but could be a hint that Andrew's running the camera.

[@marynorton6068]

I was not concerned until he said “something about this cereal is making the milk warm”. That freaked me out.

[@pixie9499]

something makes me think it’s the room temp air being released from the cereal. it was already a super aerated cereal and i imagine the aging dried it out even more. i tend to notice if it’s a puffed cereal, the milk gets “warmer” quicker. also could be something to do with ingredients used in production that are no longer used i.e. the red dye that sounded like a drug.

[@paulinemm4775]

Garrett saying something and then laughing at his own joke just by himself is definitely unhinged but also a vibe 😂✨

[@jennonfire]

Man I'm 34, I fully remember this cereal, and I ALSO didn't realize they were supposed to be spider webs. I always assumed it was a weird honeycombs attempt all the way up until you put the very obvious puzzle together for us. So thank you.

[@entorri]

I have a distinct memory from when I was very young of me just... eating butter. I had no idea what it was but it was in a cool little dish that was shaped like a polar bear with sunglasses on and I was just enamored by this off-white block of creamy, salty goodness. My mom eventually came to stop me and told me what it was and that it wasn't made to be eaten with my bare fists like a maniac.

[@ThePariscope]

I did that, but with a tub of country crock 😅

[@pombear9]

that tastes like a ghost 🤣 this video has improved my day tenfold, much love to you Garrett 😊

[@garrettunhinged]

:.-)

[@prissynikki3]

Tell me why I wanna know what a ghost tastes like now....

[@Desertmax.]

Garret has been my comfort since he started youtube, Hes honestly just an amazing human being who brings happiness to us! we are so lucky to have him

[@bethg6594]

The strangest thing I've ever eaten: Backstory-- So I wanted a loaded baked potato but we didn't have any sour cream, cheese, or bacon or basically anything for a loaded baked potato. So I put on what we did have: 1 medium (microwaved) potato 3 Large spoonfuls of Cottage Cheese 2 scoops of Hummus (Tomato flavor?) Salt Pepper Worcester sauce I am ashamed to say I have become addicted to this and eat it atleast once a month.

[@garrettunhinged]

sounds good!

[@plantsbyhailey8326]

cottage cheese on baked potato sounds good tbh lol XD

[@Kira-ge8mf]

Try throwing some soy sauce on that bad boy, quality fine dining 👌

[@ashleymcquinn4637]

yeah I'd eat that

[@brakattack3824]

That sounds really good tbh

[@bunmiles7244]

literally only get serotonin from garrett content, im so glad you’re doing so much content you’re happy with and just enjoy doing !! thank u for sharing with us i love u !!

[@andrearincon3913]

He’s so positive, no drama, pure happiness in this channel I love it

[@BugandBuns]

When he said the cereal was making the milk warm, I LOST IT 😭🤣

[@meganstrickland_]

His laugh gets me every time he really makes you feel like you’re right there 🤣🥰

[@lynndiavol]

Makes me wanna be there...

[@ashleywheeler8661]

I can’t even pretend it was a desperate late night snack, haven’t done it since high school but I loved eating a packet of swissmiss hot chocolate with the mini dehydrated marshmallows.

[@emmabug9953]

oh my god, im not alone

[@riannejohnstone]

dude i swear i’ve always been fascinated by like ‘vintage’ food💀 like i have watched ppl eating weird old foods for years on yt so this makes me extremely happy 😭

[@EvaMetalhankle]

"vintage food" love the term! Lets open a franchise!

[@myopinion9259]

GMM is my go to for ppl eating 'vintage' food

[@moonlitrodent]

"you could afford to be alive when this was out" i love knowing i'm swiftly being thrown into a world where i am unable to securely provide my own needs to myself and my rights are being ripped from my being as we speak :,) on a happier note, your pure delight just living life makes me feel like i can try another day. thank you for existing, Garrett. you bring me so much comfort

[@ella1581]

Concerned for you but also impressed with the commitment to fulfilling the dream of eating the spider man cereal. This kind of content is exactly what we are here for :)

[@genessisenriquez1204]

Honestly, I think "Unhinged" is just the theme of the decade and this channel is just the embodiment of all of it. I'm here for it and so are 133K other people👏👏

[@abi7497]

137K now, 14 hours later

[@emilykalfas2171]

U should watch Chris klemens podcast it's actually called unhinged lmao

[@jessicahedwall6458]

@@emilykalfas2171 i need garrett on chris's podcast stat

[@superawesomezebra3857]

I’m so happy that he’s confident enough to be his own self on camera and send it out to the world. One of the only KZbinrs I watch who don’t have this built up fake personality. Love you Garrett!

[@Indieviduall]

I feel like I'm watching content from one of the last people on earth trying to claw back human joy and nostalgia after the world was taken over by radioactive rats. Love you Garrett!

[@jennajolarson]

YES THE WINE LADY IS BACK!! Does she have a name? If not she needs a name. I’m so glad we get more Garrett! Please post regularly 😭 we need youuu! Edited to add the strange food! Was probably Swiss cheese with miracle whip…. Lol I was a kid and it was my after school snack. Just a slice of Swiss cheese with miracle whip spread on it 😂😂 sounds pretty good rn tbh lol!

[@Asylum_Vamp]

I love the wine lady!

[@LexieeAceLove]

Idk why but she's giving Janice vibes 🤔

[@Asylum_Vamp]

@@LexieeAceLove yes very! Janice fits well

[@persiancyclops]

don't pressure him, his content is magic, we're lucky to have him when he posts

[@f0xxyb0xxes88]

I’m so glad she’s back

[@raynsmith6759]

I'm loving this "let's eat something I didn't get to as a kid" thing because there are so many foods and drinks that were so interesting and wanted to try but was never able. I don't know of I'd have the guts to eat a 20-year-old cereal, but the strangest thing I've eaten is peanut butter on pepperoni. I was going through a "peanut butter phase" and wanted to try it on anything, including cooked noodles (which isn't too bad), and my mom would dip pepperoni slices in spaghetti sauce while she made lasagna so I decided to try peanut butter instead of spaghetti sauce with the pepperoni slices.

[@jaxonjames5160]

Absolute best moment was 8:08 when you did that happy little laugh after trying it. Honestly your laugh made me smile SO BIG!!

[@iBalloonsAndMore]

Cheeky happy little laugh? That description with that moment makes it even more frightening XD !! hehe...

[@Lillith8810]

It's an infectious laugh, always makes me giggle lol

[@davishampton5899]

once, i was really craving chocolate and there were two bags of the semi-sweet baking chocolate in my pantry... i ate both bags in one sitting. i really don't know how i didn't throw up

[@taylorlundquist2568]

Garett- never change. You’re honestly my favorite person on earth.

[@mrskaycierocks]

i love the “late night manic facetime” vibe ❤️ makes me feel like i’m at a sleepover. love you garrett, this is beautiful

[@brittanylittke5931]

Many moons ago a friend and I found ourselves with the munchies. We searched the house and discovered OLD Christmas brownie mix (2 years past expiration).. With no patience to spare, we thought it wise to mix it up and then attempt cooking it in the microwave to "save time". 😅 It became a steaming hot, stale flavored, liquid mess that we proceeded to dip iced oatmeal cookies into. 4/10 flavor, 10/10 memory!

[@jesseniaruiz7658]

I love how happy and excited he is about spiderman cereal 😂 It low key looks good tho 🤣

[@olaoghaireart]

Garrett is my absolute favorite! Literally his entire being is my ADHD in a nutshell. I couldn't relate more to a person.

[@alicedindar4259]

Me too! Garrett’s videos scratch a part of my brain that no one else can. Same with Sarah Baska x

[@nicolec7730]

the fact that I didn’t even exist when this cereal was made is truly mind boggling but I’m excited for the adventures this channel is bringing! Ur laugh is contagious I love you

[@Alec-sq4bq]

One of my genuinely favourite things to eat at 2am is microwaved “nachos”, you put (off brand) Doritos on a plate, and cover it in cheese and barbecue sauce, then put it into the microwave until the cheese melts

[@hailieasdfjkl]

hell yeah thats a mega brain snacc

[@kevynmarshall488]

I feel like I’m on facetime with my best friend with the 3am giggles 😂 you never fail to make my day amazing Garrett!! 💕💕

[@iguanacashmere]

OMG OMG OMG More Garrett and highly questionable misadventures. I'm here for it. Have missed your sweet chaotic energy since I finished the ghost apartment video :3 Hi Garret I love you! Also I remember that box because my little brother ate that cereal, and I was transfixed by the holographic eyes....

[@M.ODonnell]

"Ah, it tastes like a ghost!" *giggles* The review of the century, ladies and gentlemen. Thanks for the laughs, Garrett! 😂

[@tayloreschliman1097]

When I was a child I would sneak into the kitchen and make “sugar bread.” This is a slice of buttered bread with sugar sprinkled on it and folded in half. Highly recommend. I’m a middle school teacher and this channel is exactly what I needed in my life. Thank you for the light hearted chaos.

[@laurhhhhn]

I used to do the same thing with just mayo and white bread lol. Bread had to be cold and I would put a layer of mayo on it and fold it in half until the bread was smooshed together. I was a very weird child

[@Wolf-sw8im]

Oh my God SAME!!!! I would put cinnamon on it too 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kokoo8800]

In Australia that is a popular snack for kids parties. We call it fairy bread. It’s buttered bread with sprinkles.

[@hekekeheke]

buttered bread, cocoa powder and sprinkles 👌

[@bellakaloz5366]

I was saving this video for a rough day and boy was this entertaining 😆❤ The strangest thing I've ever eaten was dried up maggots on accident because they were in my Mott's fruit snacks. Now every time I eat anything from a bag, I check the contents thoroughly...

[@edenkammerer6428]

The moment you FINALLY eat the single piece, that little “☺️” made the whoooole video worth it!

[@ellahat5139]

Watching Garrett's videos makes me feel like I have finally found a friend that gets me. Garrett is so weird and I am so weird and I love it

[@christyanne7471]

Garrett: "oh... how do I describe that smell??" Me, also a GMM fan: "Boggs. Wade Boggs." if you know, you know 😂😂

[@drewc9488]

I WAS SCREAMING BOGGS TOO

[@BasilDaAuraChef]

This awoke a memory, I actually remember this cereal, specifically the red web pieces. Like I can still remember the berry taste

[@GrubbyJim]

First off, I can already tell this is going to become my comfort channel. As for the pathetic food; a childhood friend came to visit me when I was in uni and found me eating a block of cheese. I was broke and it was the only food I had, so I just opened that baby up and went to town on it. We’re in our early 30s now and he still mentions it.

[@MHam92]

Something about Garrett just being himself just brightens my day. All my stress just melts away

[@swayingdaffodils]

Watching Garrett gives me the same warm cuddly feelings I get when watching little critters like a hamster staring while eating veggies.

[@NICOLE-df5ex]

his chewing was in synch with the music and i can't stop thinking about it. 9:30 in the video

[@Chxlle]

The overwhelming sense of “Garret, no!” Throughout the whole video kills me 😂 The camera 100% moved!

[@RainbowDuck123]

Garrett should be a guest on good mythical morning they love doing stuff like this

[@cbgb3369]

That’s a cross-over I need to see!

[@mhall6083]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@sp00kyMerBabe]

Not me pausing the video to Google the actual repercussions of eating super expired cereal because Garrett is precious and I genuinely care for his health lol. A: Sometimes with no salad I’ll just put dressing on croutons and eat those. Oh and when I was a teenager and I’d sneak down to the fridge at night and there was no food I used to take an individual slice of American cheese and fold it multiple times to make a little stacked sandwich of cheese and just eat that. It was really good, no ragrets. 💕

[@nickidalessio732]

Not me being 27 n totally still do this randomly at night lol

[@myopinion9259]

@spookytaebabe we must be related...I too have just eaten croutons and dressing ...and as a teenager I had ..too many ..american cheese stacked sandwiches!

[@saharahhh8063]

oh I hope so much that Garrett and Andrew do stuff like this on their podcast agaiinnnn. Sweet boys was just iconic

[@offbeatkiki]

CRYINGGGG laughing watching this. the energy is so good, like we're just hanging out and spiraling together 😂 i absolutely lost it at the old spiderman drawings because i too have some embarrassing fanart in my archives. and the blade 2, resident evil journal entry was amazing. my favorite old cereal is french toast crunch. they brought it back a few years ago and i ate too much of it. but the most pathethic thing is probably the frequency at which i still enjoy lunchables. it's fun to take them to the movies. i've been hoping for years that someday you would make videos that let us into your world and your interests more. this is an absolute treat to watch, and the editing is so good. thanks for making this channel garrett ✨👾

[@artsygirlyii]

Bro finally someone likes lunchablesss like I be eating the nachos and cheese one like there’s no tomorrow

[@babebeachattire6911]

This felt like I just sat down with a friend after a night of poor decisions of buying things online and it makes me so overjoyed, I love everything you post and love you with my whole heart 💖

[@TheLesMiserablesCats24601]

me.

[@michaelurbanski]

I’d LOVE to see Garrett as a guest on Good Mythical Morning

[@theoriginalfurbyqueen]

Garrett saying if he found a jumping spider in there he would keep it as a pet was so relatable lmaoo I would definitely do that😂

[@lillycooke7041]

Garrett is so cute I can't, I love this little corner of the internet so much even though it has only just started. Thank you, Garrett, for reminding me how to smile today, even if it is because I just watched you eat 20-year-old spiderman cereal... I was not even born yet when it came out. I wasn't even born before the expiration date 🤣❤

[@garrettunhinged]

You were one of the ethereal energy spirits while this was sitting on a shelf! I love it!

[@silentsigns6501]

There is a KZbin channel called New England Wildlife and More that (surprisingly) has nothing to do with wildlife and everything to do with opening and sometimes consuming old and expired food and it is FASCINATING. Best of luck with the new channel! Can’t wait to watch whatever you think up 🙂

[@sfreer2658]

As a fan of GMM, I already know what that cereal is going to smell like… wade boggs. Any other GMM fans out there too? 😂 Glad to see Garrett trying new content! Love it!

[@myopinion9259]

i was thinking that to myself this whole video! Garrett needs to be on GMM!

[@amylloyd6817]

Thought the same thing!

[@whiskeygrandpa1426]

BOGGS!!!!!!

[@sourcream310]

I was going to comment the same thing!!

[@MoonLightxNightt]

I instantly thought of this as well 😂 also Garrett should be on GMM

[@lkelley5708]

You are absolutely hysterical lol 😂🤣 Your laugh is contagious. You’re awesome. It’s sad how excited I got when you dialed that phone number. I was SO excited lol. Nothing like a person being themselves and doing and saying whatever else is thinking. 👏