Reviewing Your Fast Food Orders

[@ellenwood719]

I am an American who, before I joyfully stumbled onto your page, would probably have shown up in Ireland and told everyone that I had some great- grandparent from there. Thank you for educating me and causing me to laugh so loud that I woke the family. Also, I've never heard of chicken balls.

[@sonyavincent7450]

I didn't even know chickens had balls.

[@vinfishin2582]

​@@sonyavincent7450They don't. Roosters have balls. Chicken balls are from roosters that have transitioned

[@sarahwords]

@@sonyavincent7450 They don’t anymore because we’re greedy weirdos eating them all in Ireland 😂😂🤤

[@willie549]

Learning from a guy who has never heard of boiled rice in a Chinese takeaway 🤦‍♂️

[@juliesheehanmorgan]

Must try and Ulster Fry too

[@IgnoresTrolls]

"I dont know how you have Chinese food without chips, that seems very strange" Said without a hint of irony. Perfect.

[@adilmanzoor2412]

"Once you loose the horizontal place, Use the Vertical space - A Wise Man Once Said

[@LetsBeHonestImAPrat]

Lose* no one can spell that fucking word anymore and it’s insane to me 😂😂😂😂

[@CharlieBubbles32]

My hubby introduced me to your channel last night and I've spent quite a bit of time having a good dive into some recent videos and having a good laugh...not ideal for the family who were still sleeping on a Sunday morning at 5.30am, having me rudely awaken them with my snorting laughter. Love what I have watched so far, thanks for the laughs, Garron.

[@user-mq6dy2ee5f]

"It's a national dish here in Ireland probably the most important thing we've done in over a century" LOL We don't have spice bags in America, it would be unusual here to have chips (french fries) with Chinese food. I am intrigued by this idea though and will have to try someday. I also appreciate your concern about the lack of sauce on so many of these.

[@Haggislfc]

It will only work if you have chips not french fries because that would be weird 😂

[@user-mq6dy2ee5f]

@@Haggislfcwe would eat it with rice or noodles instead of potatoes. I would definitely try it with potatoes, but it would be a bit weird. 😂 I understand that the Irish folks in Ireland have to eat potatoes with every meal otherwise they will vanish into thin air. I too love potatoes which is why I’d try the spice bag.

[@puppsmcgee74]

Here in the US, we use white rice as a base for a lot of our chinese dishes. Fried rice is often eaten as a dish by itself since it'll have chicken, beef, or pork and vegetables fried with it. We don't have fries (chips) with our chinese food but oftentimes the restaurant will have non-chinese food for little kids like a burger or chicken tenders and fries. For that Wendy's wrap, it was most likely off the $1 menu so it's very sparse since it's so low-cost and has little on it. All of those irish dishes sound amazing. I just need to visit over there. First I need money. And a passport. lol If you come to the states, I hope you get a chance to try the food here in Texas! And the food in south Louisiana is amazing, as well!

[@lcarrigan95]

Not one fish and chips, I am lying in bed really unwell and this was enjoyable and made me smile. I could really watch these videos for hours. Thank you Garron for making me smile it's not happening alot right now 😊

[@mikkeyhedley3240]

😅

[@AnnieRed66]

Hope you're feeling better, very soon...

[@fionamb83]

I know right. We've failed as a country honestly not posting one fish and chips. I am shook. There's a place in my town that does fish tacos and fish po boys and I've been dying to dry both. And I feel cheated that there was no fish content.

[@LavaLady]

I agree, and Garron also makes me smile (even, GASP, truly laugh) regularly.

[@Drum8888]

"Look, they've even gone to the trouble of putting this spoon sideways in such a fashion that it looks well" 😂

[@ering7530]

Yes but please. Pronounce the word correctly like Garrin does. "Schpoon".

[@CycocelVocalist]

Me: Shu mai! Garron: Prawn's arse.

[@VikingRhys]

"Shu mai"...... Mmmmm.... Chware Teg... I like that you've had a solid go of introducing a bit of Welsh into the conversation... Spelling is a bit off though... the correct spelling is S'mae or Shwd Mae... So there we are... I'll give you a solid 6.5 out of 10.... Follow me, I'm annoying... lol...

[@PaulMoloneyAudio]

Very funny video. Really brightened up my Saturday morning. I just heard you being interviewed on RTE Radio 1. I wish you great success with your channel, best wishes from Paul Moloney in Dublin.

[@tessabutwithoutnumbers]

The first words of the ad that popped up at the end "Diabetes, heart disease, cancer..." harsh but fair after some of those.

[@vannjunkin8041]

Lap Dance Pizza with corn?? What are these toys?? 🤣😂🤣😂 oh look somebody's sock here at the bottom!

[@EleanorNatalieJune]

That fourth take out you absolutely nailed hahahahaa. The second dumpling is called shumai and sometimes does have a shrimp on top or in it with the pork mixture. 10/10 would recommend

[@FrancieMoon9]

This guy is so witty! I love his videos!

[@Overanalyse_This]

Dude i gotta say that you are helping me soooo much right now. My dog died while I have left on my own for a week at home. I work remotely so I'm pretty sad, lonely and bored but this video is making me laugh out loud. Thank you. I finally subscribed to your channel now😊

[@keepcalm_karion]

my new favorite channel 👏🏻

[@lavendershampoo]

No chicken balls in the US and it’s rare to order chips though they are sometimes on the menu for kids mostly.

[@amethyst4513]

I am very sad about the lack of sauce in these meals….we’ve failed as a society.

[@fionamb83]

Honestly, in kebabs the sauce is often hidden under the salad. The rest, well I have no excuse for those.

[@buuurrrrppppp221]

Dry, it was all so dry. I want things swimming in curry sauce

[@frankbaxley]

I am crushed that my lunch didn't make the cut. On the other hand,this was a great video.

[@alisondark8183]

A weight loss ad popped up half way through 😂😂😂

[@nurselanae]

Today I’m going to the annual Irish Festival in my town in the U.S. where we will wear soccer jerseys from our ancestors’s counties, watch Irish dancers, listen to Irish bands and drink Guinness. We will undoubtedly tell each other how much more Irish we are. All the cringe but I can’t wait!

[@fionamb83]

You need to get GAA jerseys instead. FYI if any of your ancestors are from Clare or Cork, there's a huge hurling match on today. 3:30pm BST. Senior hurling championship final.

[@nurselanae]

@@fionamb83County Wexford

[@fionamb83]

@@nurselanae Wexford are out unfortunately. And it's Galway Vs Armagh in the Gaelic football on the 28th. Maybe next year eh? 😅 Wexford do have an interesting strip though. It's purple and yellow

[@charlesparker6749]

W.T.F. Soccer jerseys? Ye better not, ya pack of Brits.

[@jessicastevens5782]

the "bag of lettuce" is avocado, wrapped so that it doesn't turn brown

[@killybegslad]

Good man Garron, keep it up! Dying for a Chinese now!

[@scarletred8888]

The spice bag - probably the most important thing we’ve done in Ireland in over a century. 👍

[@phillipwallace7211]

Where or where can I get one of these north of the border?

[@scarletred8888]

@@phillipwallace7211 Some of the supermarkets sell a ready made (McDonnells) bag of spices that you can make your own spice bag with - it’s pretty close to what you’d get in the chipper.

[@NanetteWoolston]

US here: What the hell is a spice bag?

[@scarletred8888]

@@NanetteWoolston It’s a fast food wonder - a bag of chips, maybe some bits of onion and chicken strips tossed in a spicy salty chilli msg mixture- delicious!

[@kevfit4333]

It's a way of changing a tenner for a three euro bag of chips.

[@Tpazmachine]

"Once you loose the horizontal place, Use the Vertical space" - Recent Irish-Chinese Proverb

[@tanniestienie7833]

That roll with the brown sausage and loads of sauce, looked like a "borewors roll" we love those in South Africa. Its a mildly spicy sausage we enjoy on a long roll. The sauce was probably "chakalaka" pronounced just like its spelled. It's a spiced tomato and onion relish, sometimes with chilli or peppers in for a bit of extra bite. Love your work my man! Greetings from south Africa!

[@marcie9760]

Love your videos. You always make me laugh… 😂

[@hArtyTruffle]

You lift a yuk day into well tolerable. Thanks for the giggles 👌🏼✨

[@diannesandenfebles2774]

Excellent review. Clearly you are not working for any of the fast food companies who could yank your channel off the internet. Nothing is more important than total honesty in a culinary review!!

[@piggyinthemiddle]

Garron, tell me now, when did the spice bag become a thing? I knew an Irish fellow about 20 years ago and he always used to get Salt and Pepper chicken from the take away. It wasn't called a spice bag back then but it was the prototype though.

[@donovanarndt4606]

FROM SOUTH AFRICA: I like your videos my friend!!! Great sense of humor! And diverse topics< keep on keeping on!

[@freddygow6116]

Garron you need to try some papa reina, it's chicken beef or pork inside a potato ball, that's breaded and fried. They are delicious.

[@Garron_Music]

Sounds amazing

[@Nonameforyoudangit]

​@@Garron_Music He meant 'papa rellena.' It's Cuban and it's delightful. If you ever visit Miami, you must check out Versailles (pronounced 'Vair-sigh-yes' by the Cubans) bakery where you can get papas rellenas, croquettes, various sweet and, or savory empanadas, and the best sandwiches ever - the Cubano and Media Noche. *p.s. Chilean empanadas are superior to Bolivian empanadas. I said what I said.

[@zacklahm2]

3:53 That's Cantonese siu mai! They are absolutely delicious. The thing on the top is often crab roe. The sauce on it (soy sauce?) is slightly sacrilegious because most of the time they're meant to be eaten with no sauce.

[@Shasta31487]

The "chips" with Chinese blow my mind.

[@peterclarke7006]

Chips with Chinese-style curry sauce is a delightful combination. I'd hesitate to get chips with any other Chinese dish, though. It'd be like ordering a burger with a side of noodles.

[@serfraser]

Curry rice and chips is a delicacy

[@footstep9202]

rice and chips together?!

[@peterclarke7006]

@@footstep9202 yeah, it's called "half chips, half rice." quite popular as a cheap, filling takeaway after a night out. Personally not a fan. I prefer all chips, but I guess it depends on how good the curry sause is, which in some places can almost be a meal in itself.

[@kevfullo]

​@@serfrasercurry rice and chips with a fish is my comfort food

[@frainy345]

That hotdog looked like it has been scooped out of the toilet after being violently sick from drinking.

[@robynconway1286]

Would your wrapped lettuce with your egg in the salad be avocado by any chance? I agree with you that take away salads are not nice.

[@karendaley3184]

My friend is visiting now, I've told her to try those things and report back to me in Canada. I'm so curious about spice bags and filet rolls.

[@Ccamero123]

Canadian Irish food is always stew or some sausages. We have Irish pub chains.

[@TheLastAngryMan01]

The chicken filet roll is a game changer! Also enjoy a chicken and stuffing sandwich and a tuna and cheese baguette.

[@Fraser142]

first honest food rating i've seen in awhile no shite about how its a a 9.5. found the channel from memes and subscribed for the content you are funny af. chicken roll and irish spice bag are on my food bucket list.

[@lutilda]

8:11 As an American who lived in Ireland, I can agree everyone should try all of those. But i would like to add on my personal favorite: Fish and chips dipped in curry sauce. Chips in curry sauce is always good. ❤

[@queenoffingdarkness]

I am terrified of a spice bag...that absolutely sounds like something you invent at 3 am after the club when you've had too much tequila

[@Heterogeneity]

Nailed it. The subject of many "Don't drink and fry" public service ad campaigns.

[@WildSeven19]

Hits you with a worse hangover than you get from the drink.

[@CheeseBusinessman]

Nah spice bags are absolutely DELICIOUS

[@HomeEcSewing]

Oh Dang! No American representation here. American's are fast food wizards. Tacos, Pizza (not like the one shown) and sweet and sour chicken with the bright red sauce. 🤣 Love your channel.

[@davidz2690]

a lot of them were american

[@rainbowmum]

Omg I am the same with sweet & sour!!! My husband thinks I'm nuts when I say "sweet and sour confuses my brain" same with sweetened veg...... I've been saying it for frikken years! I can't decide if I like it or not because my brain / taste buds are like "wtf, is this dinner, dessert or what are ya doin' to me!!" I knew I liked you lol!!

[@Chris.Woodcock]

I'm Canadian and we have chicken balls here. When I was in the Eastern US, I wanted Chinese but when I asked about chicken balls, I was looked at like I had 3 heads.

[@AlexaSmittles-gd1rt]

19:05 "It looks like it may've been hanging around in a brothel" lmao

[@Gintokichad]

Hello. House owner here. It was the living room and the lighting is from a table lamp, not sure what luxury ye are living in to think the lighting makes it look shady

[@AlexaSmittles-gd1rt]

@@Gintokichad it was just a funny line, nothing to do with your lighting!

[@parispauline545]

All of the food looked like a "heart attack" express!!

[@sarahjndonovan]

A prawn’s arse? 🤣🤣🤣 4:03

[@scalare70]

Exactly....lmao!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@BrandonBeeBee]

From Australia, I don’t know what it is about you, but you’re a funny man, keep it up!

[@BernardMckeever]

I saw a massive box of pyramid lyons teabags for sale in Homeland opposite Tesco's in Swinford. It was falling apart, but thought you'd appreciate the importance of this information.

[@kevfullo]

Imagine only seeing this comment 4 months late 😨

[@MarieBoran]

The Brits have the spice bag too except it's called salt and pepper chips and the Italian fish 'n chip takeaways invented it apparently. Learned this from a Hairy Bikers ep.

[@caitrionaconlan488]

nonsense.

[@phillipwallace7211]

6:27 'chicken balls'.... chickens don't have balls up here in N.Ireland, we don't have spice bags either, dying to try one. Thinking of making the journey south any recommendations?

[@davidz2690]

there's no border any more grandad. you could walk to the republic for your spice bag

[@ChristineCmjcf]

I've never seen chips (French fries) with Asian food. But I like it!

[@thomasbeck7347]

In Puerto Rico all Chinese food combos include fried rice and fries.

[@yeliah2232]

I'm Canadian and I've thus far been deprived of a spice bag for my whole life... looks amazing

[@Ccamero123]

This is your Canadian grannie here. Don’t want to be pushy but have a great U Tube video for you if you have the time. Here it goes: How Chicken Filet Rolls and Spice Bags became beloved staples of Irish Cuisine. It’s about a pub here in Vancouver, British Columbia that is serving Irish food. The pubs called The Flying Irishman.

[@Overanalyse_This]

Must remember to use slightly brown napkins to add class to my next meal

[@phillipwallace7211]

I often eat boiled rice, very healthy , I fry it first of coarse.

[@FrancieMoon9]

Americans call that "white rice" (as opposed to "fried rice). You get two options for Chinese take-out....white rice or fried rice.

[@aimeejoy1317]

Your stuff is hysterically funny. Picking a Gallup when she's ready to fall off. Lol. Marron keep up the great work dude. 😊

[@aimeejoy1317]

Garron

[@dutchessandrea]

I am an American living in Canada and only heard of chicken balls once I moved to Canada. I absolutely loathe them. LOL I prefer sweet and sour chicken or Szechuan chicken (very American); also honey chicken. I also love fried noodles and shrimp with lobster sauce with boiled rice. What do you think about Crab Rangoon?

[@SuperBooboo2006]

you crack me up so real love watching ya follow ya on all platforms keep it real brother

[@sonyavincent7450]

Eating chips with chinese food hasnt happened in my country. Meanwhile someone needs to introduce the spice bag thing here.

[@vannjunkin8041]

Goes to show.. "Presentation is everything."

[@PatriciaLawlee-q2e]

U r one hilarious man Mr Delicious❤️

[@sailor_stine]

Well, we know the Irish heart foundation is busy 🐔

[@rustledjammies8769]

Jaysus Garron, your videos are going mega viral! 15k in 24 hours!

[@aranzart3642]

Your hair looks great in this video, it makes you look even more delicious 😊❤. I also enjoyed your opinions on people’s food .

[@irishred8850]

Something chicken fillet roll something something spice bag something wooden spoons difficult names something something....

[@jaykaye594]

A frankly worrying lack of cabbage.

[@peterclarke7006]

Cabbage is the greatest of all the takeaway vegetables. You can never have too much cabbage. I sometimes go to my local kebab shop and just order a large tray of their red cabbage salad, that's how much I love cabbage.

[@Heterogeneity]

Cabbage is the most underrated fast food vegetable.

[@caroljohnson3698]

I enjoyed seeing what Irish Chinese and spice bag dishes are.

[@Overanalyse_This]

The hell are chicken balls? And spice bag?? And chips are chinese? THIS IS INSANITY!!

[@hank_bloodshadow]

19:24 is that corn on pizza?

[@ReneeLibby-cv8vf]

I was wondering the same thing. If so, completely horrifying!

[@lililinda6947]

Loved the commentary!

[@zoebidwell720]

A taco chip from the 4 lanterns is also good to try, I'd never had one until I moved to donegal

[@michelleleclerc5713]

Had to find you on here! Instagram is short reels and does not give you justice. You are terrific. Can't wait to see all your KZbin goods! I'll be enjoying you. As I'm delicious as well.

[@BeardyBaldyBob]

Keema naan is where it's at. Naans pre-loaded with meat are just superior!

[@obsidianzarok2361]

Can you put a word out about the TK Red shortage in Co.wexford please 🙏

[@declanmcardle]

@16:30 bowl looks like it was stolen from a sit-down Chinese restaurant. One of those where you're warned not to touch the bowl as it's hotter than molten lava...

[@TerrySanker]

Hi Garron. This was a very interesting video. The first thing you call the hot dog was not a hot dog. It looked disgusting and fatty and wrinkly. I would say it was some kind of sausage. The little pastry patties were looking like Jamaican meat patties which tend to be spicy. Could have been empanadas. I don't believe the Chinese have access to potatoes. LOL I'm looking forward to more of these!😂❤❤❤

[@Cosmoscosmos1]

Looks like you’re salivating through much of this garron!

[@PaddyMacWorld]

I was in the UK fire service and the boys loved my Irish stew. I’d get proper mutton from the indian grocery shop Slow cook for about 10 hours. 1 secret you need floury potatoes which break down in the pot and waxy potatoes which don’t.

[@lindahayes8565]

I think you’re going to have to do food tasting reviews! I’d watch that!!!

[@mattdoliver1984]

I came across your channel last night and I've not laughed this hard in a long time, thanks bro 😂 The leftover sweet and sour chicken photo if you squint your eyes and look at it you can see Hitler

[@JohnBrown-Ireland]

i Think the Lantren was involved in some of thease masterpieces Up Ballina !!

[@drcocbloc1615]

Would you say an english and an irish chinese are similar - Thought I'd get a professional opinion

[@Garron_Music]

Very similar but inferior to Irish Chinese

[@davidz2690]

English is generally better due to increased competition

[@karendaley3184]

Last one - why would they put sauce on the outside of something they want you to pick up to eat??? Solid 1/10.

[@jennymccullough9517]

Aw come on. Its 11am sunday, now I want a chinese and none of them are open for at least 5 hours.

[@CatherineComerford-n8b]

I get takeway salad.Its delicious.With 2baked potatoes ,chicken pieces ,shredded lettuce,red peppers and red onions and green peppers with garlic mayonnaise .It's lovely at my local takeaway.Also like fries and chicken from supermacs.Dont like any rice so I don't get Indian or Chinese food.Also don't like very spicy food.But tradional irish food is delicious and mostly what I eat.

[@lililinda6947]

Get the Wendy’s wrap when you can it’s a snack wrap like a mini in between meal ❤but once you get Wendy’s, the hamburgers are the attraction, it’s my fav burger . It’s shit food yes, but I love their burgers

[@seaniek9175]

Enjoy a salad from time to time, I'd say year to year 😂

[@portugalonawingandaprayer473]

Hazel ☘️ … Crispy beef in chilli Satay chicken Beef or chicken curry Egg fried rice Chips Prawn crackers Dollops of each in circular fashion around the plate … each swimming in sauce It all merges beautifully …. Scooped up with a prawn cracker Hhhhhhm hmmmm Oh and 1ltr coke Sorry no pic … I’m in heaven 🙏☘️😘 🙏☘️😘

[@C.L.Hinton]

Thank you for educating an ignorant American about Spice Bag, Garron. I have to confess that before your video I would have assumed that someone was talking about a small container of spices.

[@Podge2285]

Crazy that so many don't have a sauce with them !! I love using shredded chilli chicken sauce on my spicy bag !! Unreal game changer 💯

[@ElizabethPietropaolo]

We need a series where you travel and try foods from all over the world.

[@J316djt45]

Is that corn on that pizza?!!!... Who does that...?!!!

[@k.mad.8062]

When i cant afford a chicagos which is 364 days of the year sadly I've always found an onion fried is just as satisfying in conjunction with a good imagination. Try it Garron, it's delicious!

[@VVILLZER]

If you don’t have chips in your takeaways consider yourself an opp😤

[@tincash406]

Keep it up, love the content.

[@LiamKeogh-jv3sz]

Good man garron with another great video

[@EdieH-ui2si]

Was in Ireland recently and couldn’t find a Mexican restaurant ,you need a TACO BELL there, delicious take out and doesn’t cost a fortune.

[@aprildawn8656]

That’s it, I’m going to make a spice bag, I’ve already bought the Chinese 5 spice 🤞

[@jmbent77]

3L50 Is good to keep open minded about the dumplings. They can be quite amazing!