Gary Vampire, Bandit Returns, Koston vs Kangaroos (Hateline)

[@bOnK_dA_cLoWn]

Kangaroos are a plenty over here let them blast em

[@nikitawheasdey2393]

Yo do they really come to your houses and beat the shit out of you or it’s just stereotype???

[@bOnK_dA_cLoWn]

@@nikitawheasdey2393 once in a while, but that's what the cricket bats for I'm more worried about drop bears those are the real deal

[@nowxon967]

Lmao peoples perception of aus is hilarious

[@tylerb3344]

📠📠📠

[@boofy_fubu]

@@bOnK_dA_cLoWn do you have to draw a circle around yourself to make sure they don’t fuck with you?

[@Endless_somers]

Koston wearing the full sweatshop fit talking about climate change is peak 21st century

[@Sin10el]

nothing like mega corporations blaming us for climate change 🤓

[@memorysometimers3067]

He should focus on how those nikes are made and maybe help those people.

[@euminkong]

@@memorysometimers3067 he can't because Nike would fine him.

[@walmorcarvalho2512]

And saying the full corporate speak poorly disguised as "young talk" is the icing on the mf cake

[@freakbag556]

i think he really doesnt mean what hes said and is enslaved by steve

[@larrydigger461]

"I'm gonna be nicer to sunny suljic" Eviscerates sunny suljic

[@lb0272]

when he said music was objective ahahah "wrong one sunny"

[@joes.4149]

Those positive affirmations really set him up for disaster.

[@sean_69]

Sunny fucking blows

[@HoriizoNxD]

@@lb0272 lmfaoo for real i lost it

[@particle808]

@@joes.4149 That what I was thinking. The toxic positivity is gonna reap a fuck ton of anxiety and depression. Things don't get any better get any better after winning and Oscar either

[@meowforjasper2838]

I never used to be eco friendly, then my best friend nyjah walked ten miles to get to my house. When he got there he was very sweaty but he looked amazing. The way the sun was shining off of his gold medal sweat running down his bare chest. Well anyway, once he got inside he told me how much gas he saved by walking, and not only that he was saving the earth too. Gosh I knew he was a good guy but I mean, come on. He’s amazing!!! After that I really got into the spirit. I noticed he needed to rinse off and I was also a little dirty from being in the garden all day. I wasn’t planting anything, I just love being on my knees in some good soil. But since I was so inspired I knew I wanted to save the earth too. So him and I showered together. It’s a stand up bathroom and pretty small but we made it work. That’s what best bro friends do. They save the world.

[@MutilateYOU]

I hope other people appreciate the Jah fanfic as much as I do

[@NatureTable]

Squeeze out a log of respect for these actions

[@nvfpv]

Wait hold up

[@joedent3323]

... Ill take "Things that Jeffery Damher wrote in his madman-scrawled diary", for ten.

[@pieceofcrab5685]

All hail master Jah

[@Crcmvnt]

I love when wealthy people lecture us commoners on carbon emissions. “Yeah Eric how many flights you been on this year?”

[@donovanhays]

Exactly, not that everyone shouldn't do what they can but the majority of the responsibility is on corporations and rich people. Shaming you for not recycling just shifts the focus down to the people who can't really do a lot about the problems. People feel guilty about what they do for the environment because they don't recycle enough or buy used but it's the big ass companies ruining it. Want people to buy and waste less shit? Then make less shit... Want less carbon emissions? Then product less carbon emissions...

[@tomf4087]

bloody rich hypocrites. how many new phones does he go through, laptops, tablets. just eff off

[@kyeo6753]

it really doesn't matter at all when 100 companies are responsible for 70% of carbon emissions. fuck this shit. it's government's responsibility. not common folks. i don't want to feel any guilt for not recycling, flying planes or whatever. it's obvious that koston is here for profit and i get it but i fucking hate it. it's just a fucking dog's vagina

[@CrumbsTaco]

do they do ships still? like a boat instead of a plane? I'm too lazy to joogl this one

[@reyesI165]

Eric “Fly to China, try one trick, bail, throw a fit, and fly right back” Koston

[@jeffwithers9886]

the “please koston he’s just a baby” bit was fucking hilarious!!!

[@georgertheexplorer4114]

Gary Vee confidently describing entering the skateboarding market by just using every disingenuous marketing tactic in the book is so funny

[@soydave1988]

It's almost perfectly satirical, yet he was being dead serious 😂

[@kevinwolff8539]

Yup!

[@Matt-vt9jz]

"I am pure bred entrepreneur"

[@spht9ng]

pound creative

[@dMushh]

id bet 1000$ that Koston is the type of person that gets the new iPhone every years

[@Smoggeebear]

1,000,000%

[@anthonysanfilipo9833]

Absolutely

[@manysnakes]

I guarantee you that Koston makes his assistant or some Berrics intern get him a new iPhone every time a new model comes out

[@a7xskateboarding]

I'd bet everything I own that it's not coming out of his pocket per se, but the Berric's. But that's alright, because it's a write-off and that's what business people do and it's justified. Eric, such a great guy, hasn't purchased a new phone in 10 years

[@infinidominion]

You don't drop fourstar and Es for Nike package for any other reason

[@alfredsantiogo1845]

Koston’s commercial is like those anti vape ads where at the end of it, you wanna chuf down the fattest E-dart

[@poptamale826]

Ah shit Hahahah

[@danielyeary148]

I love choofin the boof

[@joedent3323]

so... It makes you want to go fly-tipping?

[@ernestopanza4194]

Based

[@3me0]

@@danielyeary148 how about boofing the choof?

[@furleysbrain]

The "OKAY!" sound bite truly keeps on giving.

[@a3giswav391]

What is it from? I’m in stitches every time it pops up in his videos

[@quentinh5566]

@@a3giswav391 it’s this cringe skating tik tokker that gifted hated on a whole back, that’s his catchphrase ig

[@MeisterburgerBurgermeister]

@@quentinh5566 „okay“ being a catch phrase is the ultimate bird to any buying customer foreal.

[@manks5491]

fr, gets me every time

[@Dracula_sb]

I love the OKAY sound bite, always kills me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@beemelonhead1]

I can't believe my childhood idols have turned so kooky... at least Arto, Penny, Reynolds, and dudes of the like haven't sold out and made complete fools of themselves.

[@SkateWolfym]

@Luce Van Gorden Why is Koston excused lol, he makes the most and still sells out. Idgaf but these are some mental gymnastics

[@drinkingpoolwater]

You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain

[@beemelonhead1]

@Gwallemala nah I highly doubt that.. he's just a lone wolf type weed smoker as far as I know. But I'm nobody, never met the guy so can't say for sure.

[@gurkangurke526]

Arto is sponsored by a credit card or some shit haha

[@beemelonhead1]

@@gurkangurke526 haha no way. I don't believe it

[@24kNick]

Calling out the “ finance bro “ cult genuinely brought me joy .

[@botimusmaximus5120]

Never stop hating joa, dont let the smiles bring you down

[@BrendanBFree]

Just what i needed while im feeling low, hateline!

[@tiddyjuice1637]

truly in the dark ages

[@zacho7012]

Did you accidentally watch Godspeed?

[@BrendanBFree]

@@zacho7012 i watched it intentionally, I was born of pain!

[@stephaniegarfield29142]

@@BrendanBFree bro dont self harm like that there are people who love u

[@non_brewed_condiment]

Gabe Nelson is the type to steal something from you then help you look for it while it's in his pocket.

[@gilchrist1324]

for refrence, almonte is a local shop in eugene oregon where the bandit is from. I am from the same area and have been kinda around since almonte opened. The owner Ryan is a fantastic dude that just wants to look out for the skateboard community. There has been a lot going on in the area recently and gabe nelson has no place in disrespecting almonte and the people that support the shop.

[@stephaniegarfield29142]

ty for that homie, pnw too and didnt know this fool was up here. 👁

[@vednev6931]

Couldn’t agree more with the “ leaving positive notes “ for yourself bit

[@Denimchicken.]

Everyone’s had that girlfriend

[@ZackDowdy]

Heavens gate was insane, they all had Nikes on when they did it! 😬 This episode ruled.

[@tomtownsend5009]

Hey its you! 🙌

[@versnellingspookie]

I bet they all wore Nyjah's pro model shoe

[@coreygolphenee9633]

"my father was a drinker." Is some of your best work

[@maxreard3050]

Agreed

[@scorchedearth8786]

Ok so Koston was an advocate for the RED SMART PHONE through the BERRICS about 4 years ago. Advertising and selling BRAND NEW PHONES!!!!!!!!! The actual heck

[@drinkingpoolwater]

Lol I remember that now. GH shouldve ran that ad during this

[@joelglanton6531]

Bro say what you will about selling out but that sort of hypocrisy is inexcusable IMO

[@augormasterson9312]

Berrics hate is exactly what I needed at 8:30 on a Friday night. Thanks

[@shmooveyea]

Burrberry is 100% on the GH diet of energy drinks and spicy takis. My man better eat a salad before HIS hair self spikes

[@penapedro0820]

preach it! you make digestable content out of literal internet garbage. it's like recycling.

[@butterknutts5888]

WELL SAID

[@2GuyswithRedTies]

"wrong one. it's 'subjective.'" hahahaha

[@Smoggeebear]

Brah GH is the only content I watch where I actually still LOL 😂

[@itsnicetoseeyou]

The Mikey Taylor video felt like an ad "here in my garage, out here in the Hollywood hills, where I like to autopilot my tesla, I live in LA, and my tesla just catches on fire!"

[@zanez7953]

Thank you for uploading a new Hateline episode, you just made my day better :)

[@bodymechanics9211]

It used to be taboo to sell out, now it’s the goal. Bro this video warms my heart bro. Bro thanks bro

[@ksrhys-]

3:45 - the greatest form in which the words 'do you have' were ever delivered

[@prod.byzaha954]

i think alot of the "ewaste" problems we are having has to do with tech companies not willing to support older hardware with new software updates (obviously physical and hardware limitations apply) and designs that are repair-friendly ( or open-source schematics etc.) Also whatever time/money you would invest in "finance bros" like gary vee should just be spent at your local community college. you'd actually learn more about business and finances than what "competition" means to a dude walking around in a purple twitch hoodie Edit: tying this back to the video. Some old tech still works well I think that’s PART (not the only) reason why the VX still is successful in the skate industry. You turn it on and there’s no updates or drivers or anything just straight mechanical analog tech that won’t inevitably become a doorstop/paperweight. Same thing with music production is why engineers/producers like analog gear (besides the aesthetic) is that it will work independently until it breaks down (every time you use something there’s wear..) There’s a lot of waste in almost EVERY industry (automotive, retail, grocery (you’d be surprised)) some waste is arguably for safety standards and procedures but being mindful of your personal waste and the choices you make do have an impact locally and globally BUT you MUST continue to call out this BS.. when concerns and problems aren’t expressed and addressed change won’t be made!

[@micksterminator3]

I was using a 2015 LG g4 with a 1440p screen, 6 core processor and 3gb of ram til two years ago. Was turning into a laggy mess with every app update. What a bummer stuff like this happens. I'm still using my first gen i7 desktop from 2008 with no problems in 2022 yet this phone released 7 years after loses support three years from it's release? Whack

[@CollinGill7]

fr, i would never upgrade my iphone if apple didnt intentionally trash the performance, battery life, and capabilities of my phone the second the new one dropped this whole thing just reminds me that the environmental hellhole we are currently in is caused entirely by megacorporations and those corps spend millions in ads that try to convince the public that its our fault not theirs

[@obtuserubbergoose7330]

Community college will teach you basically nothing in finance that will be applicable to your career.

[@marifuxas]

Gary V at this point is like a streamer girl and all the followers are the mods who donate to interact with them and claim "no they're not interacting me cause I'm paying them it's cause we're friends"

[@ouzei]

This woke me up from 6hours of drifting in and out of sleep, tänks. Such bright, creative and sparkly content

[@Bolsty7]

I watched one video of yours a while back and thought it was negative bullshit about judging who is cool or not. I've completely changed my mind now. You actually think the same way as me in a lot of ways and the advice you give to kids is really wholesome and down to earth. There are less and less people who are willing to call out bullshit with every generation that goes by and that worries me. Fake positivity while assholes everywhere are trying to scam you into their pyramid scheme is super toxic for kids to grow up around and it's great to see that not everyone has fallen for it.

[@Wiggy1]

Mikey definitely made that video to try and escape fault with the insurance company

[@MrBaskins2010]

he was speeding to the berrics, berra offered him a cariuma collab

[@dmh1947]

epic episode, and great editing as per usual. Love the Ol Yeller reference!

[@Knowcomply.]

Burberry fully embodies J.P. From that movie Grandmas Boy and has definitely said “adios turd nuggets” unironically

[@Dracula_sb]

NOT JP FROM GRANDMA'S BOY 🤣

[@joelglanton6531]

I love that movie; Nick Swardson is a genius

[@OSCbrennan]

petition to get Joa to switch to dark mode for future hatelines

[@jacksonswenson3210]

Gabe lived in Eugene, Oregon. That's where Almonte is, it was started within the last 2 years. He was a local at WJ skatepark. I don't live there anymore, so I'm not sure if he's still there.

[@microchrist6122]

“Positive thoughts only” 😂

[@jo18533]

Lmao the Bandit, he can't keep getting away with this!

[@zackwyrmblood]

this is def my favorite vi of yours now, legit golden.

[@rustino660]

I think because Sunny is young & hes done a lot for a person his age, he probably doesn’t realize how much work those goals really take to complete. Is he gonna be successful? Probably, but seeing those sticky notes let’s me know he’s definitely a teenager lol has no idea the probability of 1 of those things happening let alone all 3

[@heroicsquirrel3195]

That’s the mind set you need though, he’s probably gonna achieve some of those things, a lot of success comes from your belief in yourself

[@amp4105]

@@heroicsquirrel3195 no it doesnt, the majority of successful people are successful through nepotism.

[@heroicsquirrel3195]

@@amp4105 yea it does

[@boatwreks]

Jesus Burberry is a worse jump scare than Jeff the Killer

[@silver_lines]

Burberry is a peak example on why bullying needs to come back '80s style. No mercy for the lame.

[@doobisu4272]

Generational trauma ftw

[@dogshake]

@@doobisu4272 Lol why do people now claim that anything negative that ever happened to them is “trauma”. Get over it.

[@lancelotmelin6618]

Thank you so much for this, Swifted Taylor

[@jeffwonsong]

My day is always enhanced after a GH upload

[@Ch8pter]

It’s actually insane how incoherent Gary V is throughout all his tangents. Like yeah man, tiktok… nice insight

[@MrBaskins2010]

He’s got more cocaine than all of Spain lol

[@soydave1988]

Gary V is such a doucher lol I'm glad GH brought up his bullshit... unfortunately I know some people irl that follow and have listened to Gary V in the past and it always bothered me how they'd just let themselves be susceptible to his horseshit

[@shindeirunani]

anyone remember when HYPBEAST bought out 51% of The Berrics and everyone said it was putting money on a sinking ship

[@punghyun0827]

Brilliant way to put it 😂

[@drinkingpoolwater]

Whoa didnt know that.

[@marshallkoslov7558]

Koston took a private jet to a Nike demo I went to a couple of years, and he didn't land a single trick. No joke.

[@GG-wj9in]

“Music is so objective”. So true king, so true

[@Macbookpro19991]

yo heads up. the bandit was from oregon, almonte is a cool shop out of eugene oregon.

[@OtBe]

Culty Koston is all about the Planet, Xenu told him it's a good thing.

[@moontiger5272]

15:16 omg that edited made me laugh so hard. Ty

[@JasperSmith]

Mikey Taylor has stooped to a whole new level of finance bro 😳

[@MeisterburgerBurgermeister]

You can call him an incel as well, you don’t need any proof, you just know. It’s the same type beat Nyjah „I’m not even reacting to all these rape allegations“ Huston has.

[@anthonymangia8890]

Was I trippin or did you just have a video posted about the batb 12 finals and got taken down?

[@steven4217]

Awesome vid man Had to watch twice.

[@tiddyjuice1637]

haha thought i was trippin

[@guillaumepj]

Just discovered this channel, haven't laughed so much in a while from a YT video😂

[@Clayton_Graul]

Paused video at 11:19 and pulled up Vans to purchase 4x pair of Berles' Thanks for the heads up

[@3me0]

Hey guys, Steve Berra, scientologist, here - we're making the decision to change the name of the Berrics to the Cariumics. We took a vote between me, the Cariuma team, and me, and it was unanimous. In other news, we're still trying to get Kader on Cariuma by just hounding his Instagram but not offering him any contracts. Later haters.

[@rickyjames1659]

Kader is way too og to ever ride for cariuma. Lol... I hope he never rides for cariuma

[@joelglanton6531]

The Demonstration by Drab Majesty is the best album ever written about Heaven's Gate.

[@c4merac4pturesgh0sts]

i think you missed the points presented in the video 🧐

[@joelglanton6531]

@@c4merac4pturesgh0sts why would you think that

[@ChadBreece]

Love your takes!! Greetings from Luxembourg.

[@SWWonders]

4:14 to 4:21 is absolutely amazing 😂

[@chasevincenti1064]

Best video I've seen yet, keep up the good work!

[@rmhfpv9225]

"whether you're a human or someone..." - Gary V. hahhahahahahhahahaah

[@Charlie-uc1he]

OMG HATELINE???? IT FEELS LIKE CHRISTMAS

[@brandonwhitaker8900]

that bose-o pun was 10/10 lol

[@Kaleil]

I was surprised the video was paused on Sunny's equation so long, yet he didn't notice the F being "beleif"

[@ayyylmao5038]

Good God brother, please never change.

[@kevinwolff8539]

When you have to plug “I’ve never compromised my ethics” When no one asked, somethings clearly weighing on your conscious

[@danielyeary148]

Gary vee claims to have never compromised on his soul 🤨🤨 there are two masters and you can only serve one

[@TheOneJugs]

Never knew how bad phones were for the environment, just threw my iphone into the ocean, cant support something like that tbh.

[@lando2165]

When someone starts putting things like think positive only on the wall there past all the shit you should be worried about. The stickey notes and such are him not giving up, I hope ot goes well

[@vgrepairs]

dude not that deep/serious. remember that gifted hater is a comedian and satirist.

[@lando2165]

Ik, but ik he likes seeing both sides. I jus wanted to give some insight to where sunny's at. Issa hateline I get it, I'm subbed for this shit, mental health be important asf tho.

[@vgrepairs]

@@lando2165 "mEnTaL hEaLtH"

[@thechipvids]

Beastmode! You’re killing it! Hate! Hate! Hate! This is the first one I’ve seen on time

[@butterknutts5888]

hahahahaha, i hope thats a Chappelle reference

[@doberacho]

The skate shop in question is in Eugene Oregon. Sad fall from Grace for this young man. The cheese just started to slide off his cracker.

[@Panzer435]

Like I used to say when I was in the Army. Don’t drink the Kool-Aid. Love your show.

[@leo8049]

Bro that kangaroos part had me dying 💀💀

[@boejudden9011]

There's nothing wrong with trying to better yourself but "goal culture" or whatever is such an american nightmare. Not "I want to make an album and express myself musically", but "I want to win a Grammy"; Not "I want to become a better skateboarder", but I wanna win BATB. Not "I want to become a better actor" but I want to win an Oscar. The creative pursuits are not limited to mainstream critical accolades. There's an element of joy that should always be there.

[@DeadFlorist55]

Super Awesome video 🙏, so many Hilarious parts 😹🙌🙏

[@DevoT]

Hopping Fences brought to you by Bose. I spit out my drink I lol'd so hard. Who do you think put those fences there in the first place? GATEKEEPERS

[@taLLdavid33]

Your takes are always so rich and concise

[@truthnpaws3866]

Koston has been losing it in skateboarding. It’s sad because he was one of the few I looked up too. He’s now a sell out 😢

[@ldeez4375]

It’s ok to be a sellout take care of your family. Just don’t try and guilt trip people in an ad to use a product. I’m with you though.

[@skaterhugs1147]

Sell out is just about the most shallow analysis of a successful person/people that you could give

[@cheputydief7317]

Oh, please.

[@truthnpaws3866]

@@cheputydief7317 If you get off the booty kissing train than you’ll see that his own actions tore a wedge from a lot of his original fans. If you pull your head a few inches from his cheeks than you’ll see so much more than the crap coming from your mouth 😗😗 I remember when he skated with Jason lee when he was young.The good old days 😝

[@ldeez4375]

@@skaterhugs1147 no it’s not the guy is shilling for a phone reselling company by guilt tripping people into feeling bad about climate change. I’d say that’s a sellout. Now if he was just doing normal ads no one cares. It’s the fact he will literally do any advertisement for cash. Now that’s a sellout.

[@rustino660]

When Koston says “it causes climate change….which is bad….for us” is he trying to satirical because he’s at an INDOOR SKATE FACILITY. Dude wasn’t even standing outside in the LA smog to prove his point

[@sheldonwright8770]

Mikey looks up to Gary V 😂 😂 💯

[@butterknutts5888]

all the Mikey Taylor stuff was hilarious

[@jdsarfo610]

6:36 Joa you are a comedic genius

[@GREGORonetwo]

That kangaroo skit was the funniest shit I’ve seen in forever

[@dev_with_me]

Congrats on the shoutout from Adam22 on Graham Stefan’s podcast!

[@torch2424]

7 minutes in and I’m crying laughing 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

[@jacobs6456]

thank god i just sat down with my dumplings and saw this.

[@joedent3323]

That's ironic, because I sat down ON my "dumplings" and saw p!ss.

[@botimusmaximus5120]

The drake photo had me weak

[@ViziEdits]

The Burberry edits are some of your best work

[@AdamWersky]

Damnnnn. He legit kicked things of off with a Steve Berra death threat 💀🤣. “out back” lmfao. Subtle one 🤣

[@Jesticles85]

so much for being nicer to that Souljic kid 🤣 He seems like a young scientologist recruited by Berra and Koston

[@zylertracey]

THE KANGAROO SHOE MADE ME CRY BRUH

[@rajs4719]

One of your finest 25 minutes

[@Bastibuster11]

bro ur words so true its a blessing

[@butterknutts5888]

a true word smith

[@richardhightower7893]

this the best one yet !! i’m rolling 😂😂😂

[@tommccabe7351]

This is the perfect morning coffee show.

[@connieworroll368]

this reminds me of one of those 90’s health tapes you used to have to watch during PE in elementary school

[@dreamjackson5483]

Gifted, I wouldn't worry about people complaining at the lack of content. Keep em wanting more

[@dreamjackson5483]

Side note. Enjoyed the episode

[@TylerDurrrden1]

I won’t publicly complain but I’m selfish. I want more

[@butterknutts5888]

@@TylerDurrrden1 gonna have to download patreon for that GaryV facetime

[@tomwootton2208]

Needed u 2day, thanks brah