Gary Vaynerchuk's Newest TikTok Nightmare

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[@chucksneed4479]

Gary V acts like everything he says is a hot take.

[@laserblaster]

him and russ need to stop hangin out

[@BennettPalmer]

accurate

[@kaniphish]

Actually big brain move. He rips his arms and legs off but then he turns back to 25 years when he HAD arms. Stonks.

[@hamidbouchikhi6596]

Buy eet!

[@JCoffTopic]

Stonks

[@laptv2144]

I like that, it’s a nice reward for that kind of sacrifice of pain

[@albinhelen514]

Is it like a loop?

[@taurxevc1725]

Sell the arms and legs

[@eep3]

gary looks like he’s about to rob kevin mccalister’s house with that beanie

[@ishanshah6912]

that is the funniest shit I've read all week 😂😂😂

[@AnnieHeinze]

this is the exact thought i had when i saw him oml

[@generalkenobidaily4642]

We should get Gary V on the show, but just let him ramble while Cody and Noel just agree with everything he says

[@starylize]

i need this to happen

[@37thousand]

You make a good point there, Gare Bear.

[@willwalker2143]

Your prediction literally happened lol

[@TheElusiveReality]

I can't believe you manifested this

[@Hannah-um7fr]

I blame you lmao

[@Progresss]

I was in the middle of an incline bench set when you played the "I'd rip both my arms and legs off to be 25 again" part and laughed so hard I almost dropped the weight on my throat lmao

[@mr.sandman7339]

At least you didn't get tickled

[@onyx9857]

Perspective!

[@MadJack122]

Cool story bro

[@das_it_mane]

If you dropped that shit on both your arms and legs, you could've been 25 again

[@PatrickHerberts]

Me: I'm thinking of adopting a kid next year. My dad was adopted so I've always wanted to. Gary: I want you to imagine your Dad lived in an orphanage in Soviet Russia and if he didn't get adopted by 18 he had to work in a gulag for the rest of his life. Your Dad is 17 1/2 years old. Everyone else is under 10. How many cute defenseless orphans would your Dad suffocate with a pillow to be adopted do you think?

[@thaddeusvidler1946]

this shit had me dead

[@starylize]

i wouldn’t put this past gary to actually say lol

[@karenamyx2205]

I mean.. the answer can only be 0 or all 10 right?? Itd be kinda fucked up to smother 3 or 4, then lose heart, just head to the gulag anyways.

[@phillyredsox9195]

Gary V has been hanging out with Russ.

[@schrags16]

he is like the nerd version of russ that’s so accurate

[@josesoto3594]

Best part is that it's true they're friends lol

[@imcher6301]

Lmao😭

[@FiresAndFoxes]

This is great

[@lukas_432hz]

They have a video together answering peoples phone calls, I’d literally pay to watch Cody and Noel watch the whole thing 😂

[@thehombreman]

Gary V sounds like a perfect victim for a Jigsaw trap lmao

[@foxyroxyism]

Screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sigmundsigma6888]

I don’t get it

[@mariyaakigawa8351]

@@sigmundsigma6888 There's one of the games in Saw (I think part 6) where people need to cut their limbs out in able to stay alive.

[@abhijitbharadwaj5369]

Gary Vee bits just keep getting better and better holy shit lmao

[@CharnHorpee]

7:18 to 7:23 is the realest shit Noel has ever said

[@damiank5976]

Facts

[@froggerfrog422]

It was truly inspiring

[@rdear]

That dude is crazy successful, wealthy and has a whole family. He said he’d give up EVERYTHING just to play the game again. I know he’s being hyperbolic, but saying something like that screams “I’m not happy with my life.”

[@davidfosford]

You know he can redo it again, he never said he wouldnt narry his wife and have his kids again

[@OhhSlash]

i think his point is that he enjoyed the hustle so much that he would do anything to be able to live it again and fix the mistakes hes made in the past

[@nived3650]

His history is he worked for his parents company and helped build it till he was in his early/mid 30’s and apparently took “nothing” from it. His whole thing is time is the most valuable resource cause it’s one of the only things that can’t be bought. And that’s true in a way. So to him having more time is more valuable than anything else. I’m not a fan of Gary but I do agree with what he is saying even if it’s hyperbolic.

[@rdear]

@Nived I used to be a big fan, and I know his background. I think how he took his family’s business to the next level is admirable. That being said, having more time would be a worthy wish if you think he’d spend it with his family. But he said he’d give everything up, including his family, to go back and play the game, he already won, again.

[@davidfosford]

@@rdear he can re marry his wife you know, he never said he wouldnt redo certain things.

[@elcringe3030]

I feel like garry v answers every question with the shit that he thought about while laying in bed at 3 in the morning the night before

[@rwt5069]

"are you still watching Netflix?" meanwhile: 2:30

[@tyculley5351]

🤣🤣

[@hopium7]

meanwhile: 9:01

[@sologal24]

LMAO

[@michaelscott5533]

"Every day you have to wake up and just jizz out content."

[@vibewithdipen8473]

Captain Sindbad

[@PepperoniFriedChicken]

"I feel like I got hit by a bus...IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE " ...HOW???? How what? How can there be a good way to be hit by a bus? ;-;

[@bobmight4946]

physical catharsis

[@HazeLmao]

coma=no worries.

[@aswinkrishna5042]

Shout out to Faze Jarvis

[@AdamKrueger_]

@@aswinkrishna5042 I'm dead lmao

[@seaofleoeo]

no backpain

[@IknowIamkindagreat]

Dude wants to be a tree stump. He on some Giving Tree shit.

[@TheZombifiedGuy]

I really wanted him to shift gears, like... "Actually, I'd rip *your* arms and legs off to be 25 again." The guy laughs nervously, but then he sees the look in Gary's eyes and starts slowly backing away. "Just have to change your relationship wid'it. Your limbs' relation to your body." The person filming also starts backing up. "That relationship is over." And then they scramble out of the studio as he screams "COME HERE! GIMME YOUR ARMS AND LEGS! I WANNA FEEL ALIVE AGAIN!!!"

[@lindsay2465]

The SAW movies took inspiration from Gary V

[@Outthebots]

"You ever think about your grandma's last words?" Chill out Gary WTF!

[@christiancarignan1464]

This is literally the best I have ever seen Cody's hair. What a hunk, I gotta grow my hair out now

[@vitoriamoni7792]

Right? If this fool cuts his hair back to what it was imma be personally offended

[@zukoHD]

@@vitoriamoni7792 i used to have really long hair. you gotta be prepared to take really good care of it if you want it to look nice. its a daily job. its adds alot of time to the schedule, but if you commit to it it can result in a great new look. after 3 years of long hair i decided a half year ago to just buzz it weekly with a 1.5 its different, but im told its better, cleaner and more professional looking. i dont really know about all that, maybe its just different from an outside perspective, but i do feel much more comfortable now. no more nasty sweaty hair when working out. no more hot or itchy scalp when sleeping. drying my hair doesnt take 2+ hours (i dont like blow dryers. they damage hair) its not in my fucking face when im trying to do shit. (even when you tie it up you will get stray hairs that stick out, especially with curly hair like mine.) only things i really lost was 1 hair 2 girls saying oh wow you have amazing hair 3 a rag that mops up all the sweat so not as much goes in my face when im working out. (i just wear a sweat band tho.) good luck with yalls journey to lookin like yoga dudes. jk

[@vitoriamoni7792]

@@zukoHD you right tho, I’m not a dude but I’ve been cutting my hair short for 15 years, i got no patience for long hair, but man I hope Cody does, cause It’s a LOOK

[@josesoto3594]

If you don't have limbs you can't do much besides using your mind so it's perfect for entrepeneurs. Stay woke

[@captainsalamander946]

I want them to meet him so bad

[@naimascharl8128]

Cody’s hair looks luscious and stunning.

[@damienspencer2088]

Yes!

[@billymays1761]

Yessir my boy past the awkward phase

[@kalyguti24]

I need him to see the tiktok of an ear of corn being compared to him it was so weirdly accurate

[@CezaMVO]

Gary vee would love to be a participant in Saw. Jigsaw has no problem making you cut of your arms and legs for your freedom.

[@wallybloc1415]

Road Trip with Gary: “Hey man, I know I’m driving and your chillin wit it and all, but do you want to be 25 real quick?” “Gary man, please, please man.”

[@josesoto3594]

Lmaoooo

[@ShellyManne1]

I’m 50 and I remember all my friend at 25 trying to figure out how to be financially successful overnight practically. I was just having a blast with no cares in the world. And I have some great memories. Life has been pretty good to me also.

[@cool4jon]

The way Noel described Gary Vanerchuk ripping his arms and legs off with cinderblocks to become younger should be a MeatCanyon sketch

[@JonKinchIsLegit]

Best part of this podcast is how after a joke they have like 5 minutes of residual jokes/laughter that slowly dies then make a new joke and it ramps back up .

[@UpNextWithNickLate]

"So you wanna be 25 again? Imagine yourself having both your arms and legs ripped off and being sexually humiliated in front of this group of people." - Sexually Demented Gary V.

[@eep3]

i imagined a ravioli with a head when he said no arms, no legs

[@whatthekate4688]

LMAOOOO

[@RPMvid]

Every Gary Vee clip instantly becomes a new classic

[@theapartmentrat.578]

I imagine Gary V when he imagines doing anything he just imagines paying someone to do it for him.

[@Madderthanjoker]

Gary is such a goldmine for ridiculous content LUL.

[@bendlor]

To broke boys, yep

[@ewan80]

"Straight up feed a 9 yo a bag o' nails" ☠️

[@defytheauds_]

Watching this while HAVING to keep quiet was a mistake I got tears in my eyes from dying laughing a This dude said "I'd feed a 9 year old a bag of nails to be 25" Yeah idk why Gary vee talks like that. 😂

[@westwarden5979]

I was listening to the podcast in the subway in Paris and when Noel screamed it was so loud that people started to look at me weird. Pretty embarassing thanks boo

[@ghettorevival9541]

Can only blame yourself

[@jackmcmuscles]

i love how consistently disturbed cody and noel are by gary's graphic-ass hypotheticals lmaoo

[@lachycummings5376]

I can't wait for Gary V to come on the podcast

[@CallMeSticky]

Gary Vee would've done great as a torture device creator in the medieval times

[@onyx9857]

Jigsaw: You can be 25 again but you must give up all your limbs. Gary: It’s all about perspective bro.

[@summjuli]

you know it’s funny as fuck when noel can’t talk 😂😂

[@paulgallagher5889]

Gary V is the nightmare djinn the Wishmaster needs to feed souls to. "So you're granting wishes, but twisting them to gain an advantage? Is this the best use of your time?! I want you to wake up at 4am, grant a wish and then run 17 miles over broken glass. You think that's how you don't achieve the goals you want?!?!" *Wishmaster Unwishes Himself out of existence*

[@meka7275]

no offend, but gary looks and talks like someone who is success because they are lucky

[@Shanshu72]

I wish someone clipped the Saw scene where the dude was sawing his leg off with motivational music and Gary V

[@bowl-of-chicken-soup7107]

I like the comment “fasting will make you feel young forever.” Yeah cause starving yourself for a period of time definitely helps make you feel younger…

[@topotondo828]

Maybe he could rip his arms and legs off the way you take out a loose tooth, by tying it to a door... except your arms and legs are tied to cars driving in opposite directions

[@NbaLive4ever]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while, thanks guys 😂

[@RodebertX]

When "giving an arm and a leg" isn't enough

[@rileyrennie1710]

Cody sounds like he’s crying when he laughs

[@TylerMcKinney]

It's a NY thing. They're all fucking super intense. But Gary is a whole different animal. Listen to how Casey neistat started talking after becoming friends with Gary. They all say fucking every other word and use the most gnarly examples to emphasize every point. Passionate for sure. But that shit would drive me crazy. Like chiiiiilllll my dude. He does tend to also mimic whoever hes around. Hence the "street" accent and terminology Gary starts using talking to this kid. I think he would chill a bit when he's not in front of a group of people or being filmed. He does say he swears the same in front of his kids though. So maybe he's like this all the time lol. Imagine him saying shit like that to his kids. Damn. I bet he does lmao That's fucked. His kids are either gonna be an even exaggerated version of him or te complete opposite. They probably are super embarrassed by it. I would of been at their age for sure.

[@lukas_432hz]

Yo TMG, Russ and Gary Vee got a video together, please check it out it would be hilarious 😂

[@s-1424]

I think this is the funniest thing I’ve ever watched. I can’t stop watching it

[@relaxationstation7634]

Gary has just a tad bit of childhood trauma doesn't he?

[@livyp3488]

cody’s hair looks l u s c i o u s

[@maricorp.449]

waterboarding aint that bad if u change your relationship wit it

[@MegaVIDEOGAMEVIDS]

Gary is secretly jigsaw from SAW

[@tomas100708]

every conversation gary v has ever been in has gone from a 0 to 100 in 5 seconds

[@djrt8179]

I actually like Gary, besides the NFT BS. He's just insane. But it's entertaining. When I was in college, his Ask Gary Vee show was super helpful for really learning the building blocks of new marketing. But after a while, he's just repeating the same stuff, which is good if you think about it. But once you learn the 10 things he's going to talk about, there's no reason to keep watching/listening. If you listen to GV for more than a few months, you're basically going to him for therapy. Like his Q&A's are just people coming to him with real world issues and not business advice now. It's mad weird

[@aryanthakur3424]

respect to you who can distinguish from good and bad. some fanboys treat him like god and take his every advice as grain of salt and others think he is a con artist.

[@djrt8179]

@@aryanthakur3424 The problem is when you see the fandom, it looks like he's a con artist.. I haven't really watched anything in a couple years at this point, but people latch onto him because he holds people accountable, tells them that there's no reason to complain, and he doesn't put anyone down for following their passion. Especially since his content is career oriented. You're going to get a lot of lost people looking for answers who are easily swayed.

[@aryanthakur3424]

@@djrt8179 becomes cult like lol

[@YamatoSRebellion]

Gary V would walk in a barber shop and ask a random guy : How much did you lose today? The guy: a lot... well my grandma passed away today. Gary V: *interrupts* I would rip my arms and legs to get her back.

[@stephen2597]

“You don’t have to do s**t by 25” soo a 1/4 of your life is pointless then..

[@jemmitt21]

I mean…

[@sxturnkay]

everyone who disliked this video is over the age of 25

[@ic8814]

someone animate this

[@mattlutz1105]

You guys should have Gary Vee on the podcast!

[@chloroform1880]

I'd commit negligent homicide to be 9 again

[@alejandrobarron1962]

I honestly can’t breath on some real shit😂😂😂😂

[@katheer_]

WOCKYSLUSH

[@adamsusta4848]

WOAH KENNY

[@andrewhendy5920]

the start of this video is the funniest 2 minutes ive ever experience

[@kaydenshepherd510]

Don't ask Gary what he'd do to be 20 again

[@hashslingingslasher666]

Yo I could sit here all day listening to Noel just list shit he would do to be 25 again😂

[@metalkicker23]

mate I'm not trying to be mean but im *literally* sitting here *thinking to myself* this is so unfunny I seriously don't understand how a single human on earth can be entertained by this..

[@j.s.3414]

Gary V bros are worse than Joe Rogan bros...

[@thebunnybun]

"You know what a banana feels when you peel it?"

[@Alicia-nl9vn]

I laughed so hard when I heard this.

[@LambCurryDotOrg]

*Insert funny comment because I'm early* Thanks for the likes guys!

[@F300-w5j]

Im not liking

[@LambCurryDotOrg]

@@F300-w5j ok

[@duffydope]

I just found yall and this made me subscribe

[@manasavachat5101]

Do you wake up? Forget it then you can't be successful. You have to be constantly dreaming to achieve.

[@0000AD]

I literally cried from laughter

[@VVardaddy]

Damn Cody went full medieval lord, samurai cop style!!!

[@carsandzombies7606]

As soon as I saw the title and thumbnail, I knew this would be a treat! Fuckin love you guys. 😂 Edit: found out I saw this whole cast but the editing made it so much better🤣

[@willcooper1498]

Gary Vee clips are so funny

[@kaylathomas6864]

me an d my gf jus broke up lol this shit is making me laugh my ass offf

[@DavidMiller-cw5fn]

ok insane that he said "wid it"

[@katjosephperez8772]

Crazy, nobody asked. The dude’s just saying how he feels like he hasn’t accomplished shit and is 25. Gary isn’t saying “keep putting in work and you’ll get there” or “you’re in the prime of your life, baby!” He said the most insane thing unprompted

[@jpghostJr99]

i was actually on the verge of choking on my food with this one, what the fuck man. you guys are too good

[@brokennotdefeated9625]

🗯Y'all better stop coming for Cody's LUCIOUS LUCIOUS LOCKS❣ 🤘🏾

[@paultaylor7115]

Noel sounding like the sound your car makes when you press lock twice at 4:42

[@Adamisbummedaht]

Pls post more videos of y’all making fun of Gary V 😂. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life jfc. Ol gv is a 🤡

[@Paltheus]

Oh wow... it still isn't funny. How can you go around repeating the same thing over and over and over again. I hope they were stoned when they did this...

[@devynmartinez6426]

Caught Noel lacking at 7:18

[@imthemapimthemap]

Tis but a flesh wound

[@androidtv5455]

Tie ropes to your arms and legs. Tie the other ends to horses and scream. boom no arms and legs. Work smarter, not harder guys.

[@brysonh6507]

why the FUCK are Gary V and Lil Yachty's engineer in the same room

[@drockrodriguez]

That fucking car spin out sound effect at the beginning scared tf outta me while driving

[@josueguillen4111]

You guys going the wrong order. It goes Leg-Leg-Arm-Arm. Last arm you just gotta eat it

[@ubahfly5409]

Ahh, to be a 25 yr old torso again.

[@WulfPaisen]

Lmaoo no Gary V would torture you to use your first 3 wishes for him, THEN stuff your mouth full of gold coins

[@oblviononplanetearth]

This is the best podcast on the internet 😂😂😂

[@zakporteous6664]

here before one minute

[@vincebrown6168]

Gary v is just a embodiment of that provocative internet troll.

[@ubpoperator6649]

I would fight goro from mortal kombat to be 12