The Four Fireball Finagler

[@dunk1443]

"She's been a regular customer for around a year" You mean she's been stealing from you for around a year lmao

[@nowthatsjustducky]

And yet she still doesn't know about those delicious sandwiches.

[@kaneyt2860]

Dunk nice profile picture Broly dB fan 👍 and good comment lol

[@TanstA]

@@kaneyt2860 nerds.... lol jp

[@eastsideofthetracks8311]

This store let’s people get away with stealing that shots awesome

[@eriksoria_ceja7312]

True

[@sixtyfiveford]

She looked at everything except the Sandwiches!!! Did she not know you guys had sandwiches????

[@iansherlock4950]

With a quarter pound of meat in each one!!!!

[@Steve-bv1to]

@@iansherlock4950 Made fresh daily!

[@RileyGoss]

She must be vegan!

[@brianglade848]

She likes chicken bones

[@TenchiJeff]

@@iansherlock4950 DID YOU SAY A QUARTER POUND OF MEAT?!

[@adventurecampingtours]

Daaaaaaamn, she's been trying to get on this show for a WHILE!

[@tune2john]

7:29 Tap-tap-tap-tap-tap! C'mon GSE rapper how long do I have to wait for you to rap for me! Look I'm even slapping the tap beat for ya!

[@Freeyb48]

😂😂(btw it’s not a show)

[@kev3044]

Angelo thanks for clarifying! I was so confused

[@John-qr4kf]

Unfortunately she will be here to stay.

[@StarWolf_88]

Well know she got her wish...now she's gonna be the top pick. She a lil cute too so she won't be so hard to spot...

[@benjaminrapp7418]

Can we just take a minute to appreciate his spot on Patrick impression?

[@cash6188]

It was good at first but it just got worse but still was funny ash

[@lynnboyer6643]

I also like his cowboy impersonation.

[@cash6188]

@@lynnboyer6643 are you bussing?

[@Bulbsonn]

She’s a slippery lil starfish!!!

[@isabellaharrington2317]

Appreciate? It’s cringe and awful

[@barricadedpurifier]

The feeling of betrayal hits hard when it’s a regular that does it. Ik the feeling.

[@bqjgf]

And

[@xbom3229]

@@bqjgf And

[@bull8392]

@@xbom3229 And

[@galaxian2797]

@@bull8392 And

[@Shadowmanisreallycool]

@SkittlePack And

[@joker9494949494]

Also you guys should definitely ring them up for the items you see them stealing and watch their shock when its on the receipt.

[@yangatrades]

Yesss

[@Kese_]

Lol that would be savage

[@gierno4828]

Theyve done that before

[@deskeede3salt669]

@@gierno4828 really can you link it

[@Madness657]

That’s what I thought, but it’ll be hard if they don’t know exactly what they stole😂

[@davidclark4361]

Woulda been funny if her phone rang while she's holding to her ear.

[@daimao5184]

Incoming Call from: *FBI*

[@PrabhjotSingh-xm2ok]

It would have been funny if they called the cops before hand and then when she takes it the cops are just outside looking O_O

[@QueEstaPasando_YT]

u funny bra!

[@G4mer_D4d]

🙂😏😖😆😂🤣

[@ExquisiteTouch.M.M.P]

Her phone was stolen to and was not even in service. Was stolen just as a movie prop lol

[@xariawilliams4162]

Imagine scrolling on KZbin and seeing a video of yourself stealing lol

[@tealnoise]

My heart would literally drop and die

[@JazmineJaylineHernandez-vq6mo]

​@@sk00muh What he is and what are you going to do about it

[@jetboy33]

Just accidentally came across this channel...I never would have thought I'd get quickly addicted to a gas station security cam, but I did.

[@joshuagray3065]

Yup I joined that club 3 hours worth of gas station security cam videos ago. I legit can’t get enough

[@tamijocampbell4629]

Right!?!?! I did the same thing. Not even sure how I found it but now I cant stop watching it.

[@prettygreeneyes7235]

Same hahaha it’s so addictive sn his commentary is hilarious hahahaha

[@ZeOnetruth]

I never knew I could get so addicted to meth so fast😂😂

[@tamijocampbell4629]

@@THIS---GUY thanks for the tip on Jeremy

[@Mybwain]

Let's take a moment to appreciate the work required in finding all the other footage.

[@biancazombie3054]

These guys must have interns to help with the videos

[@clarenceharris4100]

@@biancazombie3054 Right

[@alastorclark3492]

meh. I work with over 300 on a daily

[@Mybwain]

@@alastorclark3492 what is your profession spartan?

[@jetblackasf9452]

Oh my god there must be more times she did this, not just 3 😂

[@nicholassalvas3262]

“I’m friends with owner.” Let me just keep stealing from him. That’s a good friend

[@dangerexplosian]

Not to mention the store owner is GSE'S parents lmao

[@TheNYCoolkidLo]

Singing "pony" was hilarious 😅

[@nskr160]

Imagine having to mix fireball in your Gatorade to get through a shift at Office Depot.

[@brandonseto4524]

69th Like 😏

[@vorlexyy3473]

ofifce depot sucks staples is better

[@chickenpasta7359]

Having worked at office depot before I honestly don't blame anyone taking that mixture. They take away every ounce of your will to live

[@zombie_queen9336]

Lol I've worked retail before so I totally get it. It's better with Dr. Pepper though.

[@michaelcastillo3231]

I know right. Why not just drink it straight like a true alcoholic.

[@rayroach7071]

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is the female beverage cooler

[@tommygjonaj6184]

No pun intended

[@MajorBall]

C14 hillarious 😐

[@JcsRCinsight]

Now who doesn't like a delicious roast beef sandwich with a quarter pound of meat in it made fresh daily?

[@gaylenewood7707]

I bet she's selling that bottle of booze..

[@mudmixahhh]

Lol😂

[@YersiniaPestisNPO]

Goes straight to the alcohol section every time and then comes up to the counter with no alcohol every time... I think you could spot this without cameras

[@ProdSwelly]

Would cost you a couple i teams tho

[@gabe5100]

well she’s a women so

[@smokeyone]

She did buy it 1 time

[@howtogamebasic3074]

@@gabe5100 what does that gotta do with anything also shes been coming in for a year or so and she seems skilled or so so im say she has probs stolen hundreds if not thousands of them in that year yk so she might get a felony

[@afropunkx]

@@howtogamebasic3074 People suspect women less, that is a fact and also probably his point.

[@BlakeDeWilde-qh2kz]

2:10 dude one of my all-time favorite things about your videos you do is how you use this time to advertise the things you have in your store it's freaking genius

[@OneOceanTenOfficial]

I lost it when you turned into Patrick...

[@michaelhull7442]

For some reason I was thinking of bane lol

[@jamesw288]

Me too

[@TheWorkingAussie]

:O I rarely ever see people I sub to comment on some random video.

[@sabwayrohan_2281]

This needs 69 likes

[@GyrlBlaque]

You can put my name on the list too.

[@TheGQBrotha]

LOL, she has a raging “fireball shot” addiction

[@yournotmydad6649]

life without fireball isnt life😂

[@chrisj9825]

What are they lol

[@GGMM1579]

chris j cinnamon whiskeyyy

[@rubyh.3838]

@Mic Drop uh oh is "tummy" a trigger word for you or something?

[@rubyh.3838]

@Mic Drop haha I know. Im just teasing ya 👌

[@jasontopping5101]

I will never use my phone, look at a cashier, look at a camera, or walk into the middle aisle ever again.

[@scoobertmcruppert2915]

That candy though....

[@garthg6079]

@Nuby it's very weird.

[@uncovidvaxxforthestrongand3582]

i do all the time even tho im paying for everything.

[@alastorclark3492]

Is this admission of guilt?

[@seaphunk5648]

Don’t forget to avoid that thief scratch too

[@cryptojames1118]

i love when he says these names....Slimy Salamander, sneaky squirrel, Slippery Starfish, slithering rattlesnake ...lol

[@bast4rdlyreaper]

Slippery little rattlesnake.

[@firstnamelastname-vt6et]

she’s in her own work uniform lmfao that’s bold

[@littlepepper4370]

Lmao! I know, what an idiot, the owner should have sent video to corporate and they would immediately terminate her.

[@maaz322]

she's wild and quirky like Ramona Flowers

[@briancigoi7899]

And she used a cc so they must know her name..

[@lookingglass9175]

I doubt she works, probably got the shirt at the homeless shelter.

[@thesquaremonger]

Stole that too

[@MrDubs]

Seeing her shoplift in anti-shoplift pocketless outfits is not a talent to be proud of, but a talent nonetheless.

[@Please_Enter_A_Name7078]

I wonder if she actually works at Office Depot, I bet a manager would love to see this.

[@jadecharper1]

@@Please_Enter_A_Name7078 she stole the shirt...

[@canaanblank4290]

Bro u right

[@juniora6182]

Smart and not smart at the same time

[@skitaco7068]

20 years ago I used to hide all kinds of things on my person going into clubs, concerts etc.; because I wore form fitting clothing and didn't carry a purse I was waved through.

[@123sleepygamer]

You clapping into the mic when she was nervously slapping her leg was hilarious.

[@gasoven3759]

The thief hip slap...

[@alejandrob-c2277]

7:31

[@rheumakai86]

Vince McMahon hates leg slappin' ! D:

[@jraboi01]

Foley artist

[@stevesimbaj7790]

This dudes commentary is an actual skill...very entertaining!

[@EmmaGoldmanlovesyou]

He’s an idiot

[@alancorp3565]

This gas station gets every type of criminal possible

[@kingjames7883]

They all do, this one just posts theirs

[@reginaldfairfield2929]

I can't believe you just got me with the old "eyelash on the screen" trick..

[@josephhodgson3898]

Alan Corp ngl u made me think a piece of hair was on my phone thx I tried to get it off several times it was ur profile 🙃 😅

[@joeybonin274]

I tried to wipe your profile pic off my phone about 5 times thinking it was a hair or something🤣🤣🤣

[@bbzkong7887]

I read the comments and I STILL fell for it when I left this section..

[@PurgeTrooper]

The real crime is her not sliding the door all the way shut

[@Straight_White_Fatherly_Figure]

Me being an ac guy, that drives me INSANE

[@tylerjosephsgaybestfriend8395]

True. Our fridge door stopped closing and we haven't got a new one yet and it's driving me insane

[@Straight_White_Fatherly_Figure]

@@tylerjosephsgaybestfriend8395 DUCT TAPE

[@heatshield]

that sht psses me off

[@JustAnotherConspiracyTheorist]

@@MrChumpus you don't have enough likes for this comment! 😏

[@archbold1206]

Ok I was rolling when she was patting herself and with that sound effect lol.

[@DRBRIGHT_213]

Yes lmao!😂

[@loyaltyisroyalty5616]

The thief hip-slap

[@arksin11]

Impressive you store all the video clips data for such a long time period + all the hard work that must have been spend digging through all the months of video clips, impressive again!

[@MogsnOB]

I laugh every time he calls it the "female beverage cooler."

[@michaellamond7736]

Ok

[@venomsnake7726]

I thought that was a real thing 😂

[@tylerjames4863]

Ok

[@MogsnOB]

Ok

[@ericsabako2604]

Ok

[@Modz01Won]

There is nobody on the other end of that cell phone 😂

[@alsmith7392]

Her parole officer....

[@LewisSmithJr]

She got off that phone quick

[@Watchdog_McCoy_5.7x28]

I believe you meant either end...

[@robinrouter2059]

indeed

[@abluebird123]

@@alsmith7392 not everyone on parole is a thief. Given about 80 percent are criminals and thugs I am however not.

[@Supercorrects]

Stealing a fireball was part of her daily routine Lmfao

[@SoulKhepri]

Fr lol I know she sad now

[@jessickalush3305]

Probably to get her mind right for her shit job.

[@IvanFazekas]

This place is so well stocked and so clean - I’d totally shop here

[@morningstar7401]

That’s how it should be lol

[@banchoshawty]

DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE SANDWICHES WITH A QUARTER POUND OF MEAT IN EACH ONE?

[@Golgari213]

"Hey what did you steal?" "I have a boyfriend."

[@theo.g.441]

I thought she was gonna say that

[@kevinvargas3895]

OnlyTrash Ganxg definetly a lesbian

[@beemerbrogaming8908]

😆😆😆as if 😆😆😆

[@xaidynwynn8375]

@J Gonzalez Fax

[@henryfr5316]

Gold diggin

[@Iamchriskidwell]

Looks like she saves them up, drinks them all and then cuts her own bangs

[@ronmantei2472]

Chris, that is funny.

[@theoldbag6531]

LMAO

[@artvandelay1099]

Hahaaaaa!! Awesome.

[@agustinvega8969]

🤣

[@DClean]

I was going to say, the real crime here is those hacked to death bangs she's sporting

[@vcarter0723]

I was actually in a gas station the other day and I saw a dude slip a drink in his pocket walking to the bathroom and I was just like "Wow! A live viewing of gas station encounters!"

[@JohnWicksPencil14]

I see live “cart narcs” every time I go to the grocery store

[@muhammedakbar8140]

I hope you told the cashier?

[@AnastasiaLUVSU]

@@muhammedakbar8140 You hope he snitched? Nah. It's none of his business. And no I'm not a thief. They ain't paying me.

[@GraveMemories]

@@JohnWicksPencil14 I was a Cart guy at 2 different grocery stores for 8 years. You wouldn't believe the shit we went through

[@nowthatsjustducky]

@@AnastasiaLUVSU It is not snitching to report crimes (even petty ones) that are not victimless.

[@destinyfishwick5959]

When you said don’t ever come in here again she immediately said okay, she knew how wrong she was. She’s been waiting to get caught just pushing her luck further each time. I would feel so betrayed from a regular customer. I feel betrayed just watching 😂

[@EstradaDuran-sg6co]

she seemed scared he would beat her tbh. he seemed extra angry and full of adrenaline in this one. wonder why...

[@WeatherAnomalies]

@@EstradaDuran-sg6co What are you saying lol.

[@trippsoul6447]

@@EstradaDuran-sg6comaybe because it’s a fuckin regular who he probably sees all the time and he’s hurt because of how many times she’s done it like wtf ?? Are you dumb “I wonder why” like use common sense

[@Lucifer_Summons]

​@@EstradaDuran-sg6co GSE Has been way way wayyyy harder on other thieves for a lot less no matter the gender. What a thing to incentivise on someone with no evidence.

[@KNOTTYBUDS]

She obviously has a problem. Either a drinking problem, or a klepto problem.

[@jonhernandez4571]

Both

[@KNOTTYBUDS]

@@jonhernandez4571 @curtis allen I agree 100%

[@ryanletemi]

all of these people have problems ... not just her especially...

[@decaymusicx]

Who cares? She’s a criminal.

[@AmyC28713]

If shes a klepto she's a professional at it - no ID and no debit card

[@LongIslandRealtor631]

You should do a chris Henson series. Have someone lock the door and pull out a chair lol and ask them different questions lol.

[@shockz1715]

Hansen*

[@jamesgilbert9568]

Chris Henson? Like... use muppets?

[@annaraines4756]

that would be hilarious but possibly unlawful imprisonment.

[@ericguerra6576]

@@shockz1715 *Handsome *Boondocks Reference *

[@sunofpeter2]

that would classic, and do follow ups

[@edwardteach2625]

It's just so sad that she'd forfeit her dignity for so little.

[@alexanderx3554]

Fireball on top of that 🤢

[@yfs9035]

Finding a sugar daddy on tinder is easy enough I'm sure

[@Pattamatt1998]

It always tends to be women who dress like that that not only shoplift but feel entitled to shoplifting, something about "smashing capitalism" usually

[@aarond23]

might be under 21 and can't buy alcohol

[@risunokairu]

Yeah, working for Office Depot

[@Troy665Z]

You can tell she's never had any accountability her whole life

[@Webb63]

Still doesn't.. he lets these criminals walk free all In the name of KZbin views

[@EstradaDuran-sg6co]

incel lmao

[@MrIgottap]

That’s just one of many female privileges.

[@EstradaDuran-sg6co]

@@MrIgottap wym?

[@jacobl5488]

and thats why she works at office depot

[@matttypes2695]

I used to work at Office Depot. I know her pain... Unfortunately there isn't enough fireballs in the world to heal those emotional scars.

[@josephmartinez4532]

How bad is it working at office depot?

[@StrayCatHomestead]

They are still in business?

[@slowjamcdub]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yorshvences341]

It’s probably worse at Office Max , her shirt says office max 😂

[@Nicm7767]

@@yorshvences341 I literally thought they were the same thing until I read your comment.

[@parkerlovell1675]

Red flag when she goes to the alcohol aisle every time, opens the cooler, and doesn’t buy anything

[@noahpaulette1490]

She bought a fireball like once then the other time they stopped her from buying it because no id.

[@kingjames7883]

@@noahpaulette1490 they stopped her from buying a puff bar nicotine

[@NatalieMarie917]

Lmao fr. I have no idea how she got away with it so many times! And she could not have been more obvious when she was trying (and failing) to put it in her shorts pocket under her dress that one time

[@bleedgreen4221]

I thought these cashiers were good but after this video...im just smmfh

[@David-io5fz]

7:30 ur killin me 😂

[@RDeathmark]

She was obviously just trying to see how long she could get away with this at the famous gas station encounters gas station without getting caught

[@blaineobrien4720]

"The female beverage cooler." That cracks me up. That's what it is, but I would've never thought to call it that.

[@HutchIsOnYT]

Never thought fireball was gendered but ok

[@dohc16vturbo4g63]

As a woman, I approve this message ❤

[@erikkibler3466]

Nobody need the approval but it’s funny you thought it necessary 😂🤣

[@CylenxswizinSim]

Not gonna lie this guy's commentary is the only reason am blinge watching these videos

[@magmatic1850]

haha same dude. This dude is hilarious

[@toddsmith1969]

The stupid thieves are great too lol.

[@coreyblackshear8812]

Deadsass facts who eva this is very funny Especially when they do the song😂😂😂

[@coreyblackshear8812]

@@toddsmith1969 its the Thief scratch for me an when the drop a big fat duce😂😂😂

[@hellothere8192]

Blinge

[@austinmollette7506]

All these people asking how she got away with it so long He says it clearly in the video. Because they trusted her. She was a regular. When you mark people off as trustworthy you don't feel the need to watch them

[@videosammy]

Just goes to show. When you own a store you dont trust ANYONE. Assume everyone is trying to rip you off

[@Juicetheeunuch]

Lol. She’s pretty. End of story.

[@chadwilliams9141]

@@Juicetheeunuch she's a drunk

[@chadwilliams9141]

@@videosammy i mean at this gas station yeah cant even trust yourself

[@adamvandevelde8314]

Three times and not caught? Jacksmerius meridius maximus is really slacking.

[@mr_bubbles5785]

Yah he never caught me

[@userrrrrr9507]

@@mr_bubbles5785 lmao

[@overshotstorm958]

ALL_ CAPS64 what🤣

[@unknowngaming1884]

@@mr_bubbles5785 lol

[@teedollap5293]

😂😂idk why tf i laughed at this so damn hard

[@m.scottreeder]

Man, the switch up of the two narrators’ voices had me in tears!!!!

[@fallenhuckleberry7796]

The fact she did this in the most open outfits like dresses and skirts. Is kinda impressive tbh.

[@JB-cd6gn]

Its called Kegel exercises

[@bigpapito5628]

J B Bruhhhh

[@MeneTekelUpharsin]

She didn't even use a purse

[@Ihateusername900]

I have a dirty mind I was thinking she was going to put it else were

[@consensualcastration907]

yea when she walked in there with the dress on i was like on the edge of my seat “how’s she gonna do it???” lmao

[@BeExpire]

RESPECT, you legit went through tons of old footage just to catch her again, again, again and again

[@thecaybob1]

That's for agains, they caught her 3 other times...the first was the discovery....

[@camerondee2591]

@@thecaybob1 dude shut up

[@SquatCobbler-Cry]

Bullshit they probably like her

[@frankm4277]

It was all worth it and now the world knows it too...hahaha, what a loser!

[@DaveWithheldscammersexposed]

Debit card log. Easy search of the days and times used.

[@pixiethekitten]

As someone who used to shoplift when they were younger i find your videos hilarious both for the content and for my own self reflection of seeing how stupid i was.

[@anthonyjit4093]

on god how suspicious and obvious they look think thwy slick but its clwar there stealing 😂 from thw walking around , take talking on thw phone lmao mannn those werw somw funny times

[@anthonyjit4093]

i had friends that would be so scares an nerves lmao we knew who not to bring in with us 😂

[@zohaibk8102]

F I OPEN UP 🆙

[@solitudeguard5688]

Well it’s good that you’ve changed your ways

[@kilroy1964]

Unfortunately, the older shoplifters haven't gone through the same process.

[@TreasureTrain69]

Her outfits be low key fire

[@dannyhernandez265]

For real. She a thief but has a good sense of fashion.

[@tracybush1970]

Wow you guys need to quit over using that word. Cute ? Yes. Other words, put together are more appropriate such as but not limited to “ i like what shes wearing” expound on that…

[@tracybush1970]

Like using epic to describe things like chicken wings or a drunk friend

[@liamgeorge7317]

@@tracybush1970 thank you for the knowledge tracy

[@sleepyyasfc]

@@tracybush1970🤓

[@guestuser3192]

At first I was like “okay, kid stealing alcohol because she’s underage” then she buys some openly 🤣😂🤣.

[@Jezabel-in-Hell]

Exactly! I was like...oh. wtf.

[@MeneTekelUpharsin]

Then why couldn't she buy the puff smoking thing?

[@Alex-kd7oe]

Mene Tekel she didn’t have an ID

[@tidusdestiny6619]

@@josephpapilson7224 *cries in utah*

[@Queenofrap2011]

Alina McPherson and if your in another country it’s 18 so don’t be dumb

[@JayBandersnatch]

I have never shop-lifted in my life, however after watching these videos I must look just as suspicious as these real shoplifters on the account that I will wander through the isles because I am soooooo undecisive. Sh!t, I'll forever be more aware of my wandering from now on.

[@TubeYou138]

Same and despite never stealing its now dawned on me why i get watched in stores a lot 😂

[@nyteowl8069]

@LEONIDAS I have never picked my nose in my entire life

[@AlexRodriguez-hn8cr]

I Have never took a shit my entire life

[@81SB]

Same here

[@FlowUrbanFlow]

That's me too! I figure people think I'm high, but I'm really just trying to weigh cost to quantity

[@sarahufford43]

What’s crazy is that she walks in there every time and helps herself like she’s in her own home!

[@YersiniaPestisNPO]

But she's friends with the owner!

[@rawry1]

@@YersiniaPestisNPO how do you know

[@dukenukembubblegum7311]

Rawrx did you not even watch the video? 😂

[@Mac38883]

@Sara Hufford Exactly!

[@mysofaiscomfy]

The voiceovers are just brilliant

[@Nopenotatall]

I’m in a gas station for no more than 2 minutes ever, these people spend half their damn day in there

[@lillianlilo7447]

Ikr. I just walk straight to the counter to pay for my fuel and go.

[@Simon_Sez]

Right, most of my time in gas stations is waiting in line lol not walking around the store

[@FatherAxeKeeper]

ok

[@JohnPritzlaff]

When I used to be a pothead I often found myself spending half an hour or more in gas stations.

[@pxpin89]

You you just spent 13 at home watching the inside of one. :P

[@X-VERSE4]

I have never wanted to go to a gas station so much in my life

[@Stanna44]

Alrighty

[@adventurecampingtours]

Riiiight!?!

[@chrisvela4860]

This gas station in particular. Edit: Its on my bucket list!

[@metallica990z]

I mean it just looks like they have a great selection too.

[@Muffledbox]

metallica990z and sandwich’s with a quarter pound of meat made fresh daily

[@danabana8121]

“Female beverage cooler”...🤣🤣 Slays me every time. It’s a stereotype based in FACT.

[@marty3055]

I was more intrigued by the fact there is a "female" beverage cooler.....!

[@indica77]

@SuckA FartOutOfMyAss69 lol😄😁😆😅🤣😂

[@craigmccance2694]

Lol

[@wiggitywhitefox]

Damn it I’m a bitch for fireball lol

[@brincholad5993]

Nah the door not closed!

[@washingtonstatediecasts9999]

Lol

[@oddgenoo]

Why do I feel and look like a thief when I shop, I swear I be feeling like I stole something when I didn’t at all 😭

[@gillie3696]

Just don't look at the camera 😂

[@TheRed02151]

Cause you might be one ;)

[@2wongsdontmakearice588]

Actually stare at the camera and slowly take something to the counter.

[@MIRO532k]

Because you stolen before.

[@xodz]

Thinking about it is bad enough

[@GuadalupeGuacamole]

“...the female beverage cooler...”🤣🤣🤣 I feel attacked you shady savages🤣🤣🤣

[@redheadchucky]

shut mouth

[@GuadalupeGuacamole]

@Vader Better yes bish, you real stormtrooper?

[@bowlofsoup12]

@@GuadalupeGuacamole vader wasnt a storm trooper…..

[@collinburt3386]

as a gas station cashier, this hurts. im going to be watching everyone much closer now

[@wateredbottle2529]

I’m gonna go to that gas station for vacation one day.

[@lurkwave]

This is how I be thinking lol. Must be the covid talking.

[@apitho]

@@lurkwave fr

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

“Look it’s the sandwiches! Take my picture by the cooler!”

[@ichiban308]

If you do, please do all the thief giveaway stuff. Look up at the counter, go to the bathroom to drop a big fat dunce, thief scratch in the middle aisle

[@armchairwarrior963]

It's a bloody crime for not closing the fridge!

[@emericaman16]

Like every time too lmao

[@Street-Shred82]

I hate that lol. That honestly sent my ocd into overdrive

[@cperceptionsmusic]

for real haha

[@v3ck1n]

I was looking for this comment

[@chilljustchill123]

Just how many hours of video did you watch to find these glorious clips of the Fireball Finagler?

[@bacdafucup777]

As a big hairy man that drinks Fireball, I'm always embarrassed when reaching through the female beverage cooler

[@theaccountant5846]

This never would have happened at the "male beverage cooler".....

[@divcee6772]

This wouldnt even have happened in the candy isle god dammit man...

[@BMarie774]

Um... the Smirnoff Smasher would beg to differ.....

[@SDrizzy]

@@BMarie774 joke, a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline. "she was in a mood to tell jokes" you understand?

[@emperorsascharoni9577]

@@SDrizzy You kinda stupid. She made a joke why you educating her on what a joke is?

[@bennettjb2010]

@Gage-Allan Hill It's funny to be offended at that. When you observe, and even record, that the majority of females and males behave differently or have a different preference, but then some one is offended that the difference exists.

[@bigcrowfly]

There are 10 Office Max stores within 25 miles of the Gas Stations Encounters film studio.

[@WallyTony]

Bahahahaha

[@cheeseballs4740]

I got nothing but time....

[@barrybambmessagedeletedbyy7467]

That is 9 too many.

[@bobsmithinson2050]

But of those ten, I’m sure there’s only probably 3 or so that are really close. Someone should go try to catch her at work and show the boss

[@Priest_Of_Zebak]

@@bobsmithinson2050 how about you get a life and stop trying to ruin others.

[@ZombieZifiction]

stealing in her work uniform? LOL

[@716tg3]

I was wondering the same. Or her fashion is beyond my understanding.. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@DeliriousViewer]

Godddd damn. She’s ducked

[@BOTzerker]

I'd like to see GSE find her working in the local Office Max.

[@blizzardytalexz4156]

@Mic Drop 😎

[@_thespacegazer]

Be a shame for someone to forward this video to the nearest Staples/ office max eh?? Muahahaha

[@bassjammincaleb]

The Voice you chose was the best…it’s like the Batman parody videos called “Badman” 😝 Love it

[@JohnSmithyy365]

Blows my mind how those people don’t even look at those delicious sandwiches, made fresh daily.

[@ChiefsFan4Life]

Because gas station sandwiches aren't very good & trust me I bought some at quicktrip & others stores & there not as good so maybe that's why idk

[@ebonimom6964]

With a quarter pound of meat in each sandwich

[@wilsonquail736]

What's delicious about just meat, cheese ,and bread, all plain flavored, without any condiments, tomato, lettuce or onion on them?

[@leonardos2925]

BOOOM she gone.

[@JoeSki253]

With 3 slices of cheese

[@buttercowlord1858]

This is probably the most popular gas station in the world Edit: huh that's a lod of licks

[@lawholacolby]

What about Chester Stone’s Hope

[@joemanco1075]

@P Metz I've never seen a convenient store with fire ball

[@sav-]

Lawholacolby ...and the Obama gas station

[@spooky6431]

@P Metz a bunch of people know about the gas station

[@its_butterrs]

@@joemanco1075 convenience store without fireball shots, pretty unconvenient if you ask me

[@johnnyunfiltered1832]

Have a little dignity - *atleast get a sandwich made fresh daily with a quarter pound of meat too*

[@luis-fn4li]

Noice

[@itsjustangel749]

Don’t forget the cheese ;)

[@Dr.Acula76]

Looks like it would take her a week to eat a sandwich that big

[@sumoslap1973]

She needs it, she looks like she’s anorexic.

[@skachor]

She gets her quarter pound of meat elsewhere

[@robertpeterson8640]

Just discovered this fabulous channel. As someone recently retired from retail, I can relate. I busted numerous shoplifters in the bookstore where I labored for too long.

[@GayIncel]

really? I wouldn't imagine a bookstore would have much of that

[@philmansfield8825]

"She's a slippery little starfish" 🤣🤣

[@From_A_Diverging_Timeline]

Lol wonder if anyone got what starfish meant.

[@jessiehughes9432]

@@From_A_Diverging_Timeline I'd like to see her starfish!! He he I got your humor 😆

[@From_A_Diverging_Timeline]

@@jessiehughes9432 I wouldn't. If she just gonna lay there like a dead starfish.

[@jessiehughes9432]

@@From_A_Diverging_Timeline I geuss we will never know..😑

[@Nonyah123]

@@jessiehughes9432 grooooossss...why are people like this

[@videoswithsubscribers-xk5hb]

You went from normal to cowboy to patrick in under 10 minutes, she must've really got to ya.

[@wessltov]

She was a regular

[@StarWolf_88]

She's a regular who's been ripping them off tbh I wouldn't be surprised if this man isn't a bit hurt by this so yeah!

[@Capooblackriver]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AnthonyTNT85]

Its all that built up sexual infatuation he has for her

[@spencerhughes2255]

I LOST IT at the Sponge Bob references!

[@ReverendBenzo]

Well, go find it.

[@mbuckholz]

same lmao 😆😂

[@Finesseďrip]

@Terence McKenna I think he was jokeing too

[@deneilbaker]

It really wasn’t that funny

[@steiwe5648]

@@deneilbaker oposite of funny it was cringe af

[@LyNx_88_R1]

i love the sonic rings tone on the register

[@queenolive0814]

Dang this was a routine for her... And she wasn’t even discrete lmaoo how y’all miss this?!

[@kilroy1964]

Miss?

[@PHeMoX]

Because she was cute, looked innocent, wore pretty thin clothes with not much possibility to hide stuff and somehow didn't raise suspicion. Or she simply got 'lucky' before this.

[@georgebeauchamp1690]

They hate to see her come but loved to watch her leave?

[@drudown6527]

Couple screws Loose I mean, I guess everyone has different standards but go on handsome

[@CJ-lr4uq]

@Couple screws Loose bro, you know damn well she's cute. bad person, but cute.

[@PAR4SIT3]

I love how this guy advertises his amazing products while commenting on a theif

[@juliemills4634]

All that maybe d plan too. Lol

[@gildedvulture7965]

...but I don't think he said he has Baja blast mountain dew....T-T

[@milesmorales3268]

It's free real estate

[@deneilbaker]

Do you love it

[@peterkings2012]

Am wondering is this a set up...acts pre-planned to advertising?

[@ronellkelly1470]

The camera placement though... Literally no blind spots 10/10

[@sabwayrohan_2281]

69 likes nice... and keep it at 69 likes

[@healthpack514]

Eeey 69 likes

[@sabwayrohan_2281]

Who liked it come on people 69 likes

[@sabwayrohan_2281]

Healthpack thank you somebody agrees with me

[@sabwayrohan_2281]

75... likes 69 likes people

[@wideopenbros3196]

Someone looks like they have a drinking problem lol

[@BigSmoke-bu6ib]

That or she's under 21 and can't legally buy them

[@DeepNtuSer]

She inocently said: "I haven't been!" Hahaha... That cracked me up! 😂😂😂😂

[@danl.4743]

Good grammar though. 🙄

[@bbnnmm9]

Thats what she told her boyfriend when he asked if she's cheating again...

[@YTMenace_]

@@danl.4743 this person just missed an n on the word innocently.... a fucking N

[@James-be2gj]

The fact you found all this footage is amazing

[@robbybryant229]

It's his footage from his gas station. People are dumb.

[@PacificEgg]

The impressive thing is he found this exact footage through all the hours that are recorded. Man people are dumb

[@robbybryant229]

@@PacificEgg ahh. Haha. No I meant people are dumb as in like he has so many videos of people stealing. Those people stealing are dumb. No need to be a fuck head

[@MegaZack61]

@@robbybryant229 Bruh just take the L and be silent lmao

[@snorman1911]

No kidding, if you've ever had to run through surveillance footage to find something you know it's long, boring, and tedious!!! To find something like this over the span of many days is impressive. Unless, they run some sort of facial recognition on everybody? Hmm.

[@Snobbishbaabe]

She probably be telling folks how you guys are a easy target 😂😂😂

[@LABoutaBagDoe]

Lol...Exactly 😂😭

[@MrThe1234guy]

She has been getting bolder and bolder. No consequences so she will keep doing this. I bet you she steals over $10,000 a year. Over the next 40 years that is $400,000 towards retirement that she didn't spend. She is a slippery one.

[@L92185]

@@MrThe1234guy factzzz good logic

[@mcthuggin9803]

@@MrThe1234guy or drugs

[@cupcake2168]

She’s probably on tik tok like “ ✨ b o r r o w I n g ✨ haul 🤪”

[@katiematkowski7478]

The Patrick intro had me cracking up on que. I freaking love these guys.

[@al3x84]

I like the purchasing noise or what ever that noise is but it sounds it sounds like getting a ring in sonic

[@Cmin480]

Apparently most gas stations ring up sounds like the sonic ring sound

[@dailyblankscreen7938]

My local gas station has that cool sound too

[@rbjplay13]

not that anyone asked but yes most gas stations in the US have that sound, Gilbarco Passport POS, made by the same company of the pumps outside.

[@garbageworld9367]

Local Marathon by me also uses this sound.

[@laurapennington2907]

“You don’t need any beer you’ve got a delicious fireball in your pocket” 😂😂😂

[@youngbenfranksinatra]

How do people even swallow that crap taste like Red Hots and that hot Red hard ball candy like jaw breaker

[@1SavageQueen89]

@@youngbenfranksinatra omg, it’s sooo good if you mix it with a hard cider. Angry Orchard +Fireball Whiskey= Angryballs(delicious!)

[@JW-28]

@@youngbenfranksinatra try drinking about 8 shots of that fireball.... its a rough deal.

[@DankestGamer]

Hot damn 100 is way better

[@MrParkerman6]

@YoungbenfrankSinatra You answered your own question!

[@kamariejones800]

I like how she get more Careless every time

[@SM-zw3on]

I think it’s because her confidence rises every time she steals and get away. So she has more self confidence, and thus becomes more careless.

[@FredrikMikkelsen91]

@@SM-zw3on captain obvious.

[@captainobvious8264]

@@FredrikMikkelsen91 what?

[@snowmanz217]

💀

[@daviejz6698]

I think it is because her brain is degrading because of drug use.

[@zeek11_]

Lmfaooo I cried when he said “ Noo dis is Patrick “ 🤣😂

[@benpat23]

13+ minutes?? We’ve been blessed today

[@elitepartnerprograms]

Is this the first multiple offender caught? I know I've seen someone with like 2 points on the board (2 separate steals LOl) but time and time again?

[@Greatlakeskyle.]

No wonder they have to markup snacks n stuff up so much 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@quan4065]

no cap lol

[@ccgb92]

@@elitepartnerprograms wat

[@wileecoyote5749]

Blessed? Pathetic

[@icebergslim287]

5:06 So no one is going to talk about the narrator randomly doing his rendition of pony by Genuwine?🤣🤣

[@foxamilliontv7248]

Hilarious 😂

[@pojomon]

😂😂😂

[@TheMatthiasRiots]

He had to so youtube doesn’t pick it up and flag the video.

[@dylanlove4232]

I'm weak

[@shunderiouscollins758]

Comedy

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

I love your commentary! ‘That stupid cashier’ *is himself* LOL

[@alharrison1038]

I love her lazy eye, is meekly rolls inward like her slender knocking knees

[@EDMTMLFilms]

She figured her cute outfits was working as the perfect distraction and was gonna keep working.

[@aka0989]

Lmao

[@MasouShizuka]

Although I don't find any of her outfits "cute", but even if I did, she has a disgusting soul.

[@alejandrofernandez6924]

Cute outfits?

[@John-hs4in]

She has the tired appearance of a female silent hill protagonist

[@KristophM]

She's a psychopath for sure

[@ifyahadone]

HOW DOES EVERYONE NOT KNOW ABOUT YOUR STORE BY NOW?! 😂

[@jonathangomez8332]

You should charge them for the item they stole when you ring up their decoy item. The reaction would be priceless. 😂😂

[@AwesomeDude799]

They used to.

[@veronicamarkham4465]

@@AwesomeDude799why did they stop?

[@cruel_naruto8736]

@@veronicamarkham4465i think it’s cuz they have to wait until they actually step outside the store

[@thedarkvaultuk]

i work in a store and also do this, their reactions are so funny as they act confused 😂

[@EstradaDuran-sg6co]

@@thedarkvaultuk 🐒

[@thepuppetworld3955]

“Is this the krusty krab?” “NO THIS IS PATRICK” 😂😂😂

[@kaylawilliams90]

“I’m friends with the owner.” Lmaoooo😂😂

[@nanochic]

@Snarick Klash wish they would've asked that lmao.

[@larryholmes346]

Ey. The DUDE TALKING IS S TRIP

[@toxickatie]

Yeah she says it like the gas station is a club or something lol.

[@toxickatie]

@Hero Of Time "Maam, this is a Wendys"

[@Jonqen]

I used that line to a bouncer when I was too drunk to get in....I dont know what I was thinking (most certainly I wasnt thinking)