Gaud And The Fish | Late Night Tumblr Posts

[@lankymaccrazyhair264]

"I hate it when you are right" "Do you honestly think I enjoy it" Honestly one of the most powerful comebacks I've heard recently

[@justas423]

He's like an old cursed wizard spouting vague advice and knowledge to seemingly no one.

[@dysperdotted]

i’ve never seen gays so aggressive?

[@SnowDragon_2204]

@Justas Gaud uses they/them pronouns fyi

[@critch7514]

imagine being Gaud you cannot, your mind cannot handle the relentless pain that is the Gaud

[@sugoistalin7809]

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO TRY IMAGINING THAT?

[@Hawkens4k]

Its called suffering and hatred of suffering alone. So he makes us suffer too.

[@Crazylom]

Ah, yes. *T H O R R O R.*

[@LittleGrayRam]

the gaud has a youtube

[@Mystyrio001]

you cannot grasp the true form of Gaud's existence

[@errornoname23]

The worst part of Gaud is that they barely say any actual swears. Therefore they can’t be interpreted as drunk all the time or crazy. Which is terrifying. They aren’t insane. They’re an anomaly. Edit: Fixed Pronouns.

[@LemonSmug]

@@monkeydoespride I like that you're under the assumption that OP is foolish enough to thing Guad is human

[@shrubdonschannel8223]

*DUN DUN DUN* SCP OPEN UP

[@scarletandciara]

They are also autistic- Like me!

[@oo-sg3lx]

@@shrubdonschannel8223 Object class: Thaumiel / Apollyon reason why? can keep keter classes in their cells with their posts which, if seen by anyone, will inflict an emotion similar to detached terror and render the viewer completely immobile. Also the problem is Gaud cannot be stopped by killing them because they're literally an amorphous invincible blob of pink goo and spreads their posts by any means like Site-⬛⬛'s computer, which can lead to an XK-Class End of the World Scenario. They are affected by their posts to an extent but the paralysis does not affect them due to what they are.

[@twotimesj6478]

Tbh people who can express themselves and their emotions without swearing are a dying breed. I’m trying to cut back but I need some replacement words, any ideas?

[@windbeneathmywings4884]

I love how PM has developed a very specific voice for tumblr characters like gaud and pukicho, without actually hearing them. And how these voices fall almost flawlessly in line with how they type.

[@mariuchiha4664]

I love that too.

[@taylorbritt499]

Same. It feels like a little club, or like a little universe where all these characters and personas are being built up or something. Idk if that makes sense lol.

[@draconicknight8697]

@@taylorbritt499 Aka *_The Tumblr Extended Universe_*

[@taylorbritt499]

@@draconicknight8697 Yessss I love that

[@solillman2350]

Waiting for the crossover.

[@cookieoppressor9700]

Fun fact about the Percy Jackson movies: Even Rick Riordan himself distances himself in any way possible from those movies.

[@notbob555]

Another fun fact: When I was in High-School, in English class (I forget which grade) before the first movie had come out, some of the script was printed in a magazine, so we were using it as practice for a "modern play" type thing. You know, the Shakespear section of the year. The script in that magazine was so far off from the books it made me sick. I was a huge fan of the books so I noticed EVERY discrepancy. No one else in my class ever read them, so I told them about it and it was hilarious. I don't remember much, but I do remember them saying that Luke (was that his name) was the son of Ares instead of Hermes and had rewrote the plot around that for some reason. Because of this magazine, I was actually pleasantly surprised at the movie because it was a lot closer to the book than the magazine's script was.

[@poofa4009]

Rick Riordan pretends they just don't exist. Straight up, when people ask about the movies he just responds with confusion, as if he doesn't know of their existence.

[@greysonalex]

uncle rick has publicly stated he wishes disney+ would just play a blank screen for an hour or two rather than the movies

[@spykid1121]

Rick Riordan distances himself so much from the movies that if you mention the movies and then tag him on twitter, he will BAN you from looking at his twitter!

[@rikusawada6113]

He did the smart thing in that regard, much like Christopher Paolini did with the travesty that was the Eragon movie. With the exception of Harry Potter(who's author is being disowned by the fans) I have yet to come across a movie version of a book that did the original source material justice. Just varying shades of bad.

[@LPNurja]

I said it before and I'll say it again: In the Harry Potter fandom it's now, "Don't judge a book by its author."

[@pittagiiya]

hello and welcome to Ender's Game

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Don't judge a piece of media by its fanbase

[@LPNurja]

@@TheGoldenDunsparce Oh yes! Although that one is particularly hard as it can be immensely frustrating.

[@theduckyninja1086]

@@TheGoldenDunsparce undertale: an amazing game with a riveting story! Undertale fans: SANS SANS SANS SANS MEGALOVANIA SANS

[@FrizellaTheBee]

@@TheGoldenDunsparce Undertale in a nutshell

[@KainYusanagi]

So, what I'm getting from that third post: People without attention spans like them are why Japanese light novels have names that are dozens of words long and are very literal to the content.

[@tanith117]

I get it, but its hard to tell someone about a LN or manga when the title is a Complete sentence with several Commas.

[@Chokah]

@@tanith117 Hey have you heard of "My housemate is a pekinese that is possessed by Satan and wants to marry me?"

[@sagesaria]

What I'm getting from the third post: AHA! SO *YOU* ARE THE REASON CLICKBAIT TITLES ARE EVERYWHERE

[@KainYusanagi]

@@sagesaria That too.

[@tanith117]

@@Chokah no but still does not compare to this beast: "Though Young People Recoil From Entering The Black Magic Industry, I Found Its Treatment Of Employees Quite Good When I Entered It, And The President And Familiar Are Cute Too So Everything Is Awesome"

[@Cruzer108]

Ah yes creepypasta The creppiest pasta is those spiny noodles Very weird

[@kyuura4324]

“The creepiest pasta is lasagne, IMO, why is it so wide?” -someone on Tumblr, 20 I don’t fucking know

[@tjltl]

no it's radiatore

[@mateololero4091]

@SuperSansCraft 1212 ah yes. *square*

[@swarmofbees3114]

@SuperSansCraft 1212 smooth tube pasta

[@solillman2350]

Wrap long pasta around or through short pasta and you get creepy pasta.

[@shinsohitoshi7130]

*The Percy Jackson book series has no movies.*

[@LadyMythos315]

*There are no movies*

[@Horatio786]

Percy Jackson is only a few series of books that inexplicably got a Broadway musical.

[@martijnvanweele6204]

So it's like _Avatar: The Last Airbender_ in that regard?

[@pispleen6478]

@@martijnvanweele6204 And Eragon. And The Maze Runner. And... And... And............

[@notsoanonymouself]

We won't speak of it.

[@thebigiron2950]

2:48 a phrase I thought up is *You may have stacked the deck, but I bribed the dealer*

[@kyuura4324]

You may have stacked the deck AND bribed the dealer, but I can bluff REALLY fucking well -Jotaro Kujo Ok but unnecessary JoJo references aside, that’s a really cool phrase I’m gonna use that now

[@finndelacy5447]

stealing for writing purposes

[@adrianjohnson2282]

Also stealing for writing purposes.

[@electricbluetiramisu3713]

I do believe we writers have something of a race to see who amongst us will get credited with popularising this phrase. Spoiler alert: it won’t be me

[@electricbluetiramisu3713]

Also, Lord Fishron Why didn’t you unnecessary JoJos reference the marine biology segment instead? That’s an open goal

[@lichtheimer]

"Today is going to happen, ARE YOU?" I am inevitable.

[@silly2926]

Hi inevitable, I'm Dad

[@carloscastellanosdarkeyesi6126]

@@silly2926 That's another way of saying it

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

@@carloscastellanosdarkeyesi6126 no its not, they're dad. :)

[@nickeynouse6093]

And I...an Iron Man

[@IrvingIV]

Inevitability is my invitation.

[@ElberethGilthoniel1791]

So, given that the last air bender is out on Netflix, my mom decided to watch it with me, and she had several adorable reactions, such as the following (For reference, we have these weird freezable cups that make slushies, and they are called Zoku cups, some of you already know where this is going) Mother: aw, poor zoku Me: don’t you mean zuko? Mother: No I mean Zoku Me: like the slushy cups? Mother: yes Me:... Me: Why?? Mother: because he’s hard and cold on the outside, but he’s still sweet on the inside. I have more of these but I felt I had to share this one.

[@andromeda_va39]

That…is… SO PRECIOUS

[@Nob0dy-07]

Please I beg of you tell us more

[@hblue7176]

Give us more OP

[@hblue7176]

Please

[@milanesaconpure5926]

PLEASE TELL US MORE also 69 like nice

[@taco5225]

gaud lives a life of either constant joy or complete and utter despair, with no inbetween

[@alicehellman8445]

As a Percy Jackson fan I would like to say; we don’t talk about * those * movies.

[@LadyMythos315]

Agreed

[@tanith117]

​Imagine Being an Artemis Fowl fan.

[@thescarfguy]

What movies? As a Percy Jackson fan, there are no moviea

[@ardentswain2274]

The Peter Johnson movies are forbidden

[@the_solomon_sage8431]

@@tanith117 i haven't read the books and i actually know how bad disney messed it up

[@joeblack6379]

3:40 Fun Fact: Sexy fish (blame gaud) was voiced by the Green Goblin. Interesting thought: Seymour's Skeleton Voice sounds like a Green Goblin. Prove me wrong.

[@Chokah]

It does sound like the Goblin from Spider-Man and his amazing friends not that I think about it.

[@ahumanperson8192]

So what your getting at is, PM is Sexy Fish

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

@@ahumanperson8192 *undyne flashbacks*

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

When they said "sexy fish", I was so confused... I thought maybe it was from some tarded cartoon I never bothered to watch, and when it was revealed to be Finding Nemo and that scar fish, I was like, "Ooooooh! THAT sexy fish...."

[@Spacecrytids]

@@TheGoldenDunsparce don't use tarded

[@genericgamefan6621]

“I’ve had it with you, Elizabeth!!” Jokes on you, Queen Elizabeth will never die

[@qrowacheron230]

When Elizabeth dies, so will the world

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

I'm trying to keep her around for at least 200 more years.

[@Arow2001]

That aged poorly

[@fluffystuff500]

Oh.... this... aged.

[@Misdpeling]

so.......

[@treywilliams1388]

2:48 A description of almost every shonen anime

[@seb3060]

2:20 You assume that I am digging for the chunks. Chunks or not I will finish the whole pint.

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

But you're still digging for them, are you not?

[@beatricefontaine3588]

I thought people slept with their doors closed to keep the monsters out.

[@tesswinker2482]

The cat gets in anyway.

[@dementedcreations8971]

Originally I slept with my door shut keep my sleep paralysis demon out of my room… but he managed to get in my room anyway

[@jameseads6597]

@@dementedcreations8971 He slid undee the crack of the door

[@xavis7617]

I do it because the shadows taunt and threaten me.

[@helltubejackie1086]

@@xavis7617 the shadows want to hug you

[@officialyes6079]

They’re making a Percy Jackson TV show and Rick Riordan is gonna have a lot more control than with the movies

[@madartz4287]

I'm actually thinking about auditioning for Thalia when the time comes because I look alot like her and have a similar attitude.

[@santiagopandolfi3360]

@@madartz4287 well, good luck for when the time comes! Remember us regardless of whether or not you're famous

[@Rex_o_roar]

*WHEN!?*

[@ivyinkwell1754]

@@madartz4287 (Waves tear-stained white handkerchief as you drive Apollo's school bus into the sunrise) MAY THE GODS BE FOREVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

[@Santeneal]

@@ivyinkwell1754 dont you mean drive it into the beach

[@DiyHimbo]

3:07 "i had an entire floor to myself." At one point of my time I had my own building at 12 y. My dad lived in this in the middle of the Finnish woods type of house and had this weird ass extra room in a different smaller building that had a garage and the fire wood storage attached to it. Sure, I didnt have a bathroom but I could pause my sims 4 at 2 am and let the barn cat we had outside to do its deeds and stare at the stars and milkyway scetching above me while I waited him to get back inside my small bedroom house

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Damn...you’re probably braver than me...my first personal bedroom was attached to my parents’ bedroom so I was technically never truly alone...they still had a bathroom attached so...I guess that’s that... When I was around 15-17 years old, I went through a phase where I would sleep alone with nobody else on the main second floor but, I was able to sleep with no nightmares (I think?). Now I’m 18 turning 19 this year and I have to sleep next to someone or else I’ll have nightmares and will only sleep for 2 hours or 20 minutes...

[@DiyHimbo]

@@dfquartzidn6151 I moved away to the next city at 17 but Im moving back to my home town in october. But there is nothing wrong with being scared to sleep alone😊 I would have tbh loved it too

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Tea Uschanov Thank you. You’re amazing! 😊

[@spartanv0]

And I'm stuck in my house all the time so I use the psvr (which is $h!t) so I don't go insane. (I play rec room btw) So ya. Just a bit jealous. 1 good thing tho is that I got new glasses.

[@n.a.houston8721]

When Gaud went "the sexy fish from finding nemo" I'm crying inside at the fact that I immediately knew he meant Gil

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Now that you mention it...he does seem to have a special charm in the movie...

[@ultimateninjaboi]

Creepypasta titles need to find the balance Goosebumps did.

[@stanm4769]

Apparently Gaud is aromantic I now stan them even more

[@Mirality]

2:50 the version of that which I always remember is "It's impossible to make something foolproof, because fools are so ingenious." (Not only true, but also punny.)

[@jaguar_8344]

Imagine being gaud. He literally has his own subreddit because his humour is so screwed up. All we need now is r/pukichoandgaud

[@anonguy772]

I read this as "Imagine being God" by accident but tbh I don't think I'm entirely wrong

[@Soda-vb2xj]

Btw gaud goes by they / them pronouns thought I'd let you know

[@npc6817]

not she her? guess I was wrong

[@the_victorious_1]

Yay! More chaos with P.M. Seymour and tumblr. My delight is immeasurable and my day is improved.

[@oligb1469]

I did organic chemistry and sayings like these are common "hand me the hydrochloric acid I'm going in" or "damn paraffin is slow" and "Hay does it smell like gas to you?" then finally "Wtf is a caganer?"

[@cordeliajackson8615]

I sent in my Joy cons and they come tomorrow I haven’t had them in a month and your videos are the only thing keeping me from going absolutely insane.

[@cordeliajackson8615]

C Zwieg I’ve been staring at the home screen in handheld

[@miletilblight2181]

Just order a procontroller

[@_Starlightwitch_]

I suggest investing in a can of wd-40 contact cleaner. Joycon drift happens because there is dust under that little bit of rubber on the joystick. Spray a little under that and swirl the stick around then let it dry for a minute. You might also want to try recalibrating it afterwards just in case.

[@spoopy3963]

I love that these always end with a cut off scream

[@moremoredatabase5324]

well according to rick riodian we’re getting a disney plus tv show soooo,, the percy jackson fandom is pretty hyped, and will be for years until it drops

[@phillipclementson2872]

I once bought a bottle of amontillado and asked my friend if he would like a cask. I don't know why he started screaming. On an unrelated side note, he's been loving the Poe unit in his uni English course.

[@dylan_colon_three]

2:40 as a person that lives in England, in a house older then the USA, this is the exact reason I kept my door closed at night.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Wanna try camping in Indonesia?

[@MrPhoenix2099]

0:19 People complaining about creepypasta titles being too descriptive clearly have never seen a title of Japanese light novel.

[@lindseycaldwell9559]

"People sleep with their doors closed?" It's a leftover habit from when I was keeping someone's really nervous but cuddly cat while they were on vacation and my little gremlin was terrorizing him, so he slept with me while she got free run of the house. It was also a general precaution so she wouldn't murder my toes.

[@candymanva9629]

4:00 or he could’ve just known the fish species and knew Gil was that kind of fish

[@supersmilyface1]

The reasons I sleep with my door closed: 1. I don't want the dog in my room. 2. My parents snore. 3. Ghosts.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

And you always know if your door is open because the vibe is always different.

[@tibbyboyd9836]

Reasons i sleep with the door open: 1. It's an old door opening it at night would wake the entire house 2. If i try and lock the cat out i will never sleep again 3. My house is around 500 years old and my bedroom used to be the sitting room, the ghosts are already inside.

[@spartanv0]

I'm the same with the first 1 because the dog seems very intent on destroying my carpet.

[@nab4742]

My favorite part of these videos is when they end. No, not because I'm a hater, but because of that cut before the phrase is finished, because you *know* it happens. The cut just makes it better.

[@chainmaster1465]

So my high school library actually had "don't judge a book by its movie" painted on its walls. Idk for how long. I just know it had been there at least since the start of my freshman year in 2008. The person who had an entire floor to themselves either lived in the attic or the basement.

[@FionaAnimatesBagels]

"gray color in the dark" Yes, come see my cask of amantiaquamarine (an interpretation by Redgar Allen Poerple)

[@dragonridley]

When I was in bed once as a kid, the cat ran into my room, clawed my feet, and ran out. I have slept with my door closed ever since.

[@TarisLuna]

Lucky you. My cats can open doors and love to jump off my dresser on my stomach. If I lock the door they will jump up against it till someone opens it.

[@leetoirby9457]

Everyone seeing this have a good day.

[@Alexander-rk4cu]

No, you have a good day.

[@noelhann5262]

No

[@meaninglesscommenter8457]

no u

[@axinitewolf]

**pulls out a gun** NO, YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY. OR ELSE.

[@leetoirby9457]

Thank you all

[@elainesage6346]

IN GAUD'S DEFENSE!!! Gil is voiced by Willem Dafoe, whose voice is very iconic and...honestly very pleasing to listen to.

[@madartz4287]

We have 5 main fandoms in these comments. Percy Jackson Artemis Fowl Avatar: The Last Air Bender Creepypasta And Finding Nemo.

[@braymann]

Why does the stingray skeleton look like a battleaxe from a fantasy game? Why isn't there a game with a stingray battleaxe?

[@samuellasky7771]

are we not gonna talk about the phrase "oh my stars and garters" it sounds so alien

[@xAPHxHSx]

Gaudiest: YOU KNEW WHICH FISH I WAS TALKING ABOUT! Me: ...Yes... Because we’re talking about fishes skeletons and I saw the picture first before I read your sentence...

[@xRAINxOFxBLOODx]

Everyone talking about the percy jackson fandom, but did they really get it worse than the artemis fowl fandom?

[@BradenASDF]

Amen to that!

[@finndelacy5447]

I loved the books but am too scared to even watch the movie Disney, what have you done?

[@wreckitremy]

*laughs in eragon*

[@appelofdoom8211]

At least the percy jackson movies had stuff in common with the books

[@mariajoanaandrade663]

There is no Artemis Fowl movie. There is no Tooth fairy, there is no Santa Claus, there is no war in Ba Sing Se and there is no Artemis Fowl Movie

[@lordtoademort8124]

As a new englander who doesnt have a door on his room I can confirm ghost will annoy you till you fall asleep. One of them keeps knocking down one of my posters while I'm trying to sleep it's really annoying.

[@nathanielsmith5976]

"Sexy fish" Me, an intellectual: Dory? That skeleton doesn't look right, but what do I know?

[@Apollo_G]

1:22 * artemis fowl fans screaming in the distance *

[@deadlydingus1138]

Look at how they massacred my boy.

[@eliel4324]

3:22 when i heard "stingray skeletons" i thought of a group of skeletons deploying the special weapon "stingray" from splatoon 2

[@buttercupkat]

0:12 How can you tell that nobody has tried to eat you when you're not looking?

[@AbadonXXX]

Me with a busted sliding door so everyone uses my room as a hallway: you guys get functioning doors?

[@emcn8939]

Put something there to trip them, they face plant enough they'll quit Or do it more to piss you off

[@acheronidae]

Hearing "growing up in really old New England houses" gave me chills because I live in an old New England house and I always sleep with the door closed

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Then you probably won’t be surprised if you stay in an atheist-aura house in Indonesia.

[@partlycloudy7707]

My ochem lab partner once told me the story of her previous lab classes where a girl had dropped an entire CONTAINER of chloroform while she was ALONE in a lab and was knocked out immediately.

[@khodibritton8368]

2:32 Honestly, I just keep my door closed to protect from the ghoulish spirits of Evil Leafy, Freddy Fazbear, Cartoony Cat, that weird anthropomorphic goat from the SiIvagunner rips, and several other creepypastas that I can’t recall and don’t want to recall off the top of my head.

[@maxiegg28]

I feel so happy that I’m so early. I’m never this early

[@funfoxthegamer2249]

Nor am I but I'm pretty happy that I'm early

[@ElberethGilthoniel1791]

Same

[@beatricefontaine3588]

The last time people like us were early, the earth still had it’s shit together.

[@budpalguy]

Big Mood

[@amethyst_cat9532]

@Beatrice how many millennia have you been here the earth has not had its crap together for literal ages

[@rowanheart8122]

Gaud be sleeping with the fishes

[@deadlydingus1138]

I hate this pun. Now take my like.

[@andordimeny6130]

The video ended on a gaud post and KZbin started playing an ad about pink ice cream and now I'm scared because the as started with a footage of oozing pink icing

[@lava2istrue]

0:20 Ok, so, I think this person will love the creepy pasta called: “slender twilight: the *naughty* version”

[@akhilm9851]

Rick Riordan suffering with us trying to return hope

[@thepikajew3483]

3:39 Gill, voiced by Willem Dafoe

[@dylansickinger545]

3:51 But, he said what kind of fish it was. It’s not rocket surgery to figure out which one he was talking about

[@kingkurok3149]

2:52 probably the best phrase I've seen so far

[@mystycsylver5991]

I am now convinced Creepypasta titles are like anime titles.

[@EclipseDoesArt]

1:31 I literally have that line on a shirt I bought from Kohl’s.

[@imjustverable3860]

*The Artemis Fowl Fandom shakily crawling over to the Percy Jackson fandom and collapsing next to them with a deep, heaving sob*

[@madartz4287]

We can cry together at our failed film series.

[@dizzydreamer2405]

As someone who lives in an old New England home, you definitely need to close your doors when you sleep.

[@mayamelodyegg1607]

I WASNT EXPECTING BAAULP IN HERE HAJSHSKEJD

[@emiro1055]

P.M. Seymour:Posted a video 11 minutes ago Me:hmmm is this new.

[@soraarizuto242]

That pink slime blob never fails to make me laugh 🤣🤣🤣

[@shamelesstisi955]

I sleep with my door closed to keep the demons trapped with me. I’m not hiding from the spirits, I’m making sure they can’t escape my torturous chambers!

[@hip2besquare632]

Not closing your door is a safety hazard since if there is fire closing your door stop the fire from immediately spreading into your room and the smoke from polluting your air supply

[@t3chkn1ght]

0:35 Is he the reason for those overly long anime titles?

[@ducks4rent]

_When you're earlier than the notification._ Edit: 2:46 - _Excuse me,_ but you have to sleep with the doors _open_ so if they attack, you can _RUN!_

[@fishkittywhiskers5433]

ikr? youtubes slackin.

[@tanith117]

Nah, most ghosts in New england that haunt houses are mostly civilized, they wont go all Horror house on you unless you really tick them off. Ghosts will either go all out on the first few nights, or just be a subtle nuisance forever. If you think your house is haunted invest in salt, silver, Iron, Maybe some holy water and a shotgun loaded with all that incase.

[@ducks4rent]

@@tanith117 I apologize, I was referring to my cat. I mistake him for a ghost a lot.

[@sw33tsunr1se]

3:12 I was eating and went to pour Pepsi in my cup and this made me stop and think. My name is not brad, but it's about to be.

[@ajcooperasakid5645]

When he said sexy fish my brain whent to shark tail

[@dfquartzidn6151]

The gold digger fish?

[@CryingARiver]

I ended up accidentally rewinding 5 seconds after P.M. read "TIL Pepsi was originally called "Brad's Drink" and it was so smooth that I didn't even realize it for a good couple of seconds

[@sheenisawesome22]

1:22 I feel like this also applies to Eragon fans too

[@sydneys2859]

2:38 I did not expect to be called out for the horror side of my hometown today

[@thevortex1904]

I honestly love gaud shen pm voices them as angry

[@Dr._Gas]

2:35, I agree 100% from experience

[@ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782]

3:01 I don't have one of those but I have two rooms (my bedroom and this other room with a couch and a TV and a bookcase and whatnot) and the only bathroom in my house is right next to those rooms so

[@asurasyn]

Any of these with Gaud are gold!

[@witchypoo7353]

2:41 literally why I sleep with my door closed

[@LIL-DOVE]

Man, you would scream at me with that voice and i would thank you 😂😂

[@finndelacy5447]

2:17 I went into my sister's closet to try and see Eigengrau and she tried to trap me in using a chair

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Well that shows ‘that’ side of your relationship with her...

[@Q-TROOPER]

2:50 is me playing games with my older brother. No amount prep can help me.

[@scarletaugi2591]

I got tumblr the other day and immediately went to ask Gaude a question THANK YOU PM FOR MAKING ME REALIZE I BELONG ON TUMBLR!

[@kyuura4324]

My favorite creepypasta title is “avoid the soda known as uncle al’s pop” That’s a real-ass creepypasta by the way. It’s actually kind of good, but in no way does it live up to that title

[@FartOfAsspiration]

Is that the one with the pupae? Because that one made me SHUDDER.

[@marshallf8678]

Gaud is like all of tumbler gave a brain cell and coloured it pink and gaud emerged from the vault already shitposting and being awesome.

[@transplant8407]

2:44 WHY IS THIS SO TRUE?

[@cupcakeswithembolism7146]

2:31 you expect me to sleep with the door open?? Mf my paranoia is bad ENOUGH

[@gainz7712]

2:27 can confirm, am eating it as we speak and my eating disorder is screaming but i cant stop

[@blablabla798]

2:43 that also applies for the ones in Spain

[@roomtempwater1]

3:00 ok but that is extremely accurate like my group has this one guy who will always attempt the stupidest stuff and role nat 20s for example he wanted to piss on a church organ my Dm said that he wanted to see what would happen so he would allow it nat 20, he ended up playing megalovania on a church organ with his piss, I on the other hand rolled three nat ones in that same session

[@nightwolfanonymous3037]

So glad there are other people out there that understands the pain and disappointment that is the Percy Jackson movies.

[@river446]

What movies? There were no movies made of the Percy Jackson series... ya hear me? *No movies.*

[@nightwolfanonymous3037]

No good ones anyway

[@r3m221]

2:03 you mean... the colorful sparkles? that's not gray

[@dfquartzidn6151]

You mean the green eel? That’s not colorful nor gray...

[@ivanwrsong4792]

you mean the crushing anxiety mixed with the sense of not giving a damn? that's just painted black

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

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