Gay Things Straight Guys Do.

[@AnimeVampire234]

LOL "No wait stop im getting hard!" LOLOL xDD it's been two seconds LOlol xD

[@Spilearanotama]

I always say 'Gay until proven straight'.

[@raynetrujillo6583]

A lot of people commented disgusting hate under this video. I love what Davey is trying to do here. Showing how not different the two groups actually are brings us all a lot closer to equality, LOVE, peace and understanding of each other's worlds. Thank God for people like Davey who are bringing everyone closer. :)

[@bellymoriarty8438]

I agree. Everyone is a little bi-t curious.

[@henrystrong882]

why would every one be bi curious?

[@bellymoriarty8438]

That's just how it is. Probably a lot of guys (they won't admit it 'cause apparently it's "wrong" and they'd get shit for it) have wonder in some point of their lives how would it feel to kiss a guy, just out of CURIOSITY... same thing happens with girls.

[@henrystrong882]

yeah every body has thought about it...thats just how the human mind works. But just because you think about eating a human doesnt mean you are cannibalism curious...i just means that you have a mind that wonders...you choose what you desire you are not born a homosexual or even bisexual

[@bellymoriarty8438]

That's a fair point, but clearly, we disagree, mainly because you are comparing sexual orientation with cannibalism, and those two don't match; although i do agree on what you explained about not being born a homosexual/bisexual, even though from a young age we all find ourselves "attracted", in the lack of a better word, to a certain gender, and this varies because all humans are different; in my comment i was referring to adults and not children.

[@Theorchero]

IzzI Moriarty Yes, and no. There are theories that suggest a healthy male has a 10-20% interest in the same sex, and like you said, it's just curiosity. It's a double standard how gay men get shit but lesbians are practically encouraged (if only in the bedroom, otherwise they get the same treatment) but the curiosity you speak of generally occurs in men when they wonder if they can somehow service themselves.

[@SmileySmiles]

I know! Wrestling's so gay, but at my school they're like the "cool kids" Another thing is FOOTBALL. If you think about it, their moves, position, their tight clothes... yet they're so popular and they make fun of everyone else.

[@DoctorWhoIsBeast]

Oh my goooosh, it's so true xP

[@vyhuynh9441]

I heard that some football players have to be like ballerinas so they can 'stretch' out and warm up like lmao

[@dazedconfuzed6]

Vy Huynh its been proven to increase agility, strength and endurance. if those things help you get ahead in your sport then why wouldn't those guys do it? so your basically saying any guy in ballet is gay?

[@everettjacobs4927]

No, football players don't learn Ballet to warm-up and stretch, they sometimes take it because ballet improves balance, speed, agility, strength, and flexibility.

[@vyhuynh9441]

jeff darnell When did I say that? LOL! I only said that i've heard that some football players do that. I've never said (or "basically") said that they would be gay if they do that. smh

[@Shuzanne]

"Invitation for assistance" ROFLMFAOOOOOO OMGGG YOU ARE SOO FREAKIN HILARIOUS! I wanna hangout with you haha

[@TheReconmarine92]

lol this shit is hilarious and if you are gay then more power to ya. I'd rather be friends with someone who is openly gay than someone who is lying to me about it.

[@tomoetomato1043]

SilverBullet 92 thats some true dude

[@mr.lightningbolt7244]

SilverBullet 92 ur da mann

[@mochaneko7058]

1:58 "it makes me hungry" ...XD

[@JSuperstar20]

Okay this channel is officially the best thing I've encountered in months.

[@notapplicable2636]

Your point about Frats is on point... Haha!

[@ewqdsacxz765]

I'm considering joining just for the connections and networking.

[@notapplicable2636]

ewqdsacxz765 Good luck with that...

[@ewqdsacxz765]

+Cheeto V, thanks.

[@imbatman5081]

THIS CHANNEL IS AWESOME :D I am fully straight (like as much as you can be 89%?) but these straight guys react or videos like that are so interesting!

[@scripion9533]

***** Right im straight too and its so fricking intresting

[@xMusicL0rd]

" if you already love your own male body, its already a very small step to love someone elses male body " I have to disagree, to think you look good and like your own body and self isnt a gay thing. Attraction and being pleased with yourself is opposite things.

[@xMusicL0rd]

Zion kurosaki I dont understand your point.

[@xMusicL0rd]

Oh, i just got confused by how you replied.

[@TheMadonnaSongs]

I thought the same thing... right until I realized he was joking throughout the whole video. Genius.

[@xMusicL0rd]

Chunk Norris he done goofed.

[@tommytwotacos8106]

although I think both arguments have some merit, I'd like to offer into evidence the entirety of classical Greece. Oh god we're so into the beauty of the male form suddenly doesn't seem so far away from oh god I gotta get me a piece of that! At least, it wasn't that big of a jump for them. Just sayin' yo.

[@aleexcer]

0:19 "I'm getting hard." LMFAO! 🤣🤣🤣

[@hereticgaming6449]

wtf I was actually scratching my balls while watching him😭😭

[@elisawatson8817]

omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@annuitcoeptis9997]

+AG flaco Maybe not by accident...

[@michaeljackoisdabest]

Harry styles wears jock straps. Thankyou for keeping the Larry community tight. We love you.

[@paulinathegirl9816]

I am 95% straight and 5% gay.

[@sineadcullen1561]

+Oguz Tascı for you there isn't but for him obviously there is -_-

[@ProgrammedPersona]

So... you're bi? Pan?

[@_jingle_plays4390]

+Programmed Persona no he's bi-curious.

[@kwabesvision]

75% straight 25% gay

[@ProgrammedPersona]

70% pan, 50% bad at math.

[@TheJussimara]

Um I check my body out sometimes that doesn't mean I like the female body... Actually yes, yes I do. I love the female body. I'm not a good example okay.

[@jameschurch2441]

"it makes me hungry" me too wicky me too

[@ChiTownMyTown]

I don't get it

[@garrettwilson7134]

Eating ass^^^

[@Kevin15047]

YOU FORGOT FOOTBALL!

[@donaldfolkers4665]

And THAT'S entertainment! Thanks for the fun review!

[@ifyoureadthisyouable]

As a British person I didn't hear a word he just said. The whiteness of his teeth are so white they broke the universe and crossed over to the sound spectrum, all I could hear was white noise. Some real Doctor Who shit going on right there.

[@annagitana1]

It's probably California. Everyone's like that out here.

[@kpopgurl1518]

Lmfaoooo I'm dead rn he said "it makes me hungry" xD

[@conker206]

My biggest question I would have for a gay person is: Why do gay men have to act like women? (with the feminine accents and walking etc) Why do gay women have to act like men? (short hair, deep voice, dress like men). It makes no sense to me.

[@ziggsman]

i'm not sure i'm the best to answer this because I am pretty feminine but, not all gay guys are feminine, and not all straight guys are masculine

[@conker206]

Oh I know that they are not all that way. Like Neil Patrick Harris for instance. From what I've seen, no "queen" accent, no feminine traits from what I see. Someone informed me that one of their gay friends had to intentionally form their accent and practice it. It just boggles my mind to see a gay guy making every effort to look like a female or talk/have body language like one (vice versa with gay female). By the way, I'm not using the word queen to be derogatory,

[@grodon909]

Couple issues with your comment. First, there's the implication that all X does Y, but you did mention later that you didn't mean it that way, which is cool. With some of the other things, however, there's a decent amount of confirmation bias you seem to have. On my side, I've seen a significant portion of gay men and women that do not show the stereotypes you presented, as well as a lot that do. I've also seen straight people do what you classify as gay. My voice is naturally somewhat higher than most males, but I'm straight as an arrow. I've met girls with really deep voices or short hair who are very feminine (in fact, the short hair thing is just a style now), and I've seen guys with long hair, or like "girly" things. My point is that you say these things, but all you have is anecdotal evidence to back it up. There's a common saying "The plural of Anecdote is not Data," which applies pretty well here. Do you have any solid evidence for what you say? If not, it might just be a cognitive illusion.

[@JaneDoe-lq4en]

they're not acting

[@YeolKrisMe]

I wouldn't say "acting". That's just their self expression. My voice is NATURALLY higher than other males for some reason, and I guess I fit the feminine stereotype as well because I am very feminine. For me, it's just that I happen to take a liking to female clothing and feel more confident in what I would rather wear than society's standard of what a male should wear. Same thing for lesbians. I walk like a female, sound like a female, dress like a female, and look like a female (I happen to be Asian, with a lot of feminine features). I think the misconception here is that all gays are queens and all lesbians are studs. I happen to know a large about of LGBT's folks that seem "normal" within their gender roles. This is by no means an insult to your comment; rather, feedback. It's all about our selfexpression. I like to dress like a girl, and that's who I feel is deep down inside and should be presented to the world. I know some gays that raise their voice to fit the stereotype, and I know some gays that have that natural high pitch, I guess it's natures way of saying that I like the dick :P

[@TheTaraStevens]

You're amazing. First time I've watched one of your videos and you're amazing.

[@wesleygiles7101]

I need to start watching your videos when I'm having a bad day! You leave me dying laughing every time!

[@Thraophos]

I'm on the wrestling team at my school... But I am gay though. I like wrestling because of the sport not the guys.

[@romechan5799]

Oh you have your shirt on! :) lol

[@fernandosousa5480]

Who's the hot wrestler??

[@AlleyBetwixt]

I have no idea how I got here, but I just subscribed 'cause I'm thoroughly amused. Cheers!

[@Shapingle]

"You're basically showing me your crack. And you know what that does? It makes me hungry. Okay?" omfg I love you

[@dazedconfuzed6]

Start worrying about your sexuality and stop worrying about everyone elses, isn't that what the gay movement is about. The gays are fighting for rights and equality and this guy is criticising for what straights do? Kind of hypocritical.

[@Somebodyelse141]

Lol this is just a joke, don't make such a big deal about it

[@dazedconfuzed6]

Well next time I hear someone being discriminated for being gay I'll assume it's a joke and won't worry about it.

[@danieljohnadriel]

GAY

[@Lupelala7]

Are you dumb. He's obviously gay look at what this video is about. Idiot.

[@Lupelala7]

That doesn't even make sense

[@3Pney]

daniel john Adriel learn the difference between 'freedom of speech' and 'hate speech'.

[@danieljohnadriel]

GAY

[@danieljohnadriel]

how can i be hating when I am GAY. ur dumb

[@copypaper89]

No if god wanted gays he would have made Adam and then Steve

[@phantomdan2397]

Bullshit! God created men and women ... which actually comes to sexual gender. Being gay is not a matter of sexual gender, given that there are both gay men (Adam) and women (Eve). Knowing that, yes, God created both straight and gay, deal with it.

[@kiukas6]

Well let's be fair here. Equal rights and all. Are you are being sarcastic on a serious or religious level, homophobic, supper feminist (liking women) or just have a hard on hate for men? How about giving a toot to support Cher's daughter Chastity who became her son Chaz before you start labeling males and females being different species. Can't take you seriously on the religious aspect anyway. "God" should not be in lower case if you were serious or knew what you were talking about.

[@wizardingco4233]

"It makes me hungry" I'm crying.

[@ReevoEric]

Sexy "Candy" , Funny "Makes me feel good" , Hungry " Why are you? Your just one big candy store and i'm here to get some goodies

[@wilygirls]

Omg I'm dying 😂 it's so true!

[@Rendosian]

Davey makes me ashamed to be gay. Our community is looking for support and equality and you are quick to label what's "gay" and what's "straight". Thanks for dividing us further and setting the movement back.

[@HoffmanGosselin]

Agreed!

[@Amaryllon]

Jacob Pranski Personally I feel you're overthinking it. This channel is comedic in the same way that some comedians play with clichés about the differences between (straight) men and women.

[@tommyturbo321]

+Jacob Pranski It's called satire/humour/Taking the piss?

[@nicolesauerwein3141]

When you quoted honey boo boo I died lol

[@Mpa4e]

the "hetero" impression voice RULES!

[@OlexiVR]

Unfortunately, I cannot post this video for public on my page anyway, thank you a lot. You told some really true things))

[@frankieejaayy]

+Алексей Подгорный почему? У тебя есть друзья кто гомофобы? [ My russian is bad, i dont know if i said it correctly, xaxaxa)) ]

[@OlexiVR]

+Franco Estrada wow, I didn't even hope you read or would answer my post. your Russian is pretty good)) anyway I understand you have written. and answer is both yes and no. Ukrainian people is so much homophobic. even some of my family. gays cannot be open. talking about myself i could say, to be gay he is dangerous sometimes. it is a wide theme, and it could not be solved just by conversation in KZbin posts. just want to say: "i like your videos, continue to create them. I enjoy watching it. and staring you))" and that's great that at least some people could be open in their own wishes. sorry for my English, I know, it is awful all best, your big fan, Alex

[@frankieejaayy]

+Алексей Подгорный I know what you mean. Maybe not personally, but I have seen a lot of media in which the LGBT are harassed in Ukraine. Unfortunately, there will still be a long way before the LGBT can be accepted, but don't worry. As long as there is a continuous fight for equality, it will eventually happen) However, I do have 2 friends from Ukraine, they both know Im gay and it does not bother them. One of them always asks me to give them massage on their body. xaxaxaxaxa) Your english is good. Don't worry. And considering you posted "All best, your big fan.." Im assuming you thought Davey Wavey replied to your post. Sadly, he didnt, I did. lol xD -Франко

[@OlexiVR]

+Franco Estrada I am do sorry. uncomfortable situation. thank you for responding) it is pressure for me)

[@aspiringrunner4796]

LMFAO!! Oh my stomach hurts. I'm straight and have no "inner gayness" but i most definitely give you 10/10 for humor. Thanks for the good laugh. Subbed :)

[@CourtneyCoulson]

I just found this channel and I already love you!

[@Chickenhunter9]

Fleece Johnson approves of this message. "Booty is more important than water" because he's "a warrior".

[@neliusbrooks5434]

This video made my day omfg everything in it is so spot on

[@doubleudoubleue1068]

lmao "and you know what that does, it makes me hungry"

[@immortal98638]

Just a small question Davey.When did you discover you were gay?

[@hellokitty4me]

Why do I watch these? Why am I subscribed to this man? I'm straight... I'm a woman..

[@creadcharles]

"it makes me hungry". This guy is hilarious.

[@aquiyomando]

LOL 00:19 "stop it I'm getting hard put me down!" LOL

[@TheShmurray]

I'm actually a top, not that being a bottom is a bad thing. I'm glad they're out there.

[@MrUndenied]

Vanity is not just a gay thing, it's a human thing.

[@yetanotherginger]

I'll never scratch my balls again ever...EVER! LOL

[@SamLaird24]

The fact that honey boo boo lives 30 minutes from me and you quote her loll

[@4lifeshaytards]

Omg did you really quote honey boo boo?! Lmao

[@c.g.278]

Ah, Davey... You are so fucking adorable. I love you, but the part that I love most about you is that with every video, you one up everyone against us. Those delicious burns and zingers that make me laugh at these pathetic worms who think they can make any difference with their hate and slander, THAT is why I love your channel. ^_^

[@Digmer]

and when guys celebrate in sports??? they hug like SUPER hugs all over the place.

[@qaqusee]

you're not kidding about wrestling,it literally is gay foreplay.

[@moniqueYOLOlove]

the noise the other wrestler made when he picked up davey.... yes please. :')

[@josephlau8239]

And you know what it does? IT MAKES ME HUNGRY!! I was like WHUTT?!

[@lizstevenson6304]

"It makes me hungry" LMAO

[@TheJPbigmoney]

HEY! I recognize you from Life in a Day!!! I knew I had seen your face somewhere. Ok this has nothing to do with the topic of being gay but will you make a video about how to get such perfect skin like yours. god damn its beautiful.

[@wizbangFLL]

This is too funny... It's why I wouldn't wrestle in school... I was afraid I would get a woody!

[@needmoredef]

"An do you know what that does? It makes me hungry." I'M. DEAD.

[@Kidassassin109]

This is my favorite video and about the gay thoughts and ball scratching is SO true

[@bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594]

Going off of what SmileySmiles said, I’m basically a football player, I mean I toss balls around all the time.

[@degr8andre]

how the hell do I get from markiplirer to this

[@imakefoodhappen]

Unrelated observation: your skin is perfect.

[@luckiestk]

the honey booboo part had me laughing like out loud like a crazy person (especially since I am in my room alone! lol

[@lidearaser4556]

Theres no reason to be ashamed to be gay. And if you admit that you are to other people, you should be proud of yourself. Theres actually a lot more gay people than most people think, but most are too afraid to admit it.

[@nunezale]

You have indeed just described a fraternity.

[@kevini4295]

Love you Davey Wavey! :)

[@ethansmiley2264]

Hay Davy I'm not gay but quick question. What do you think of Chris kyle? And hay this is my first comment.

[@MyKeyz]

Wait, wait, wait, WAIT. The only reason why I check MY body in the gym is to see what muscle group I need to train more etc.! It's not like "Oh shit I would sleep with myself" LOL

[@briggitbro]

I'm showing this to my boyfriend, he does a good portion of these things and I'm not sure if I should be laughing about that or worried.

[@phanpiggy]

No, I said, and I quote, "As long as they're [the consenting adults] not related to each other." I merely used the "2-headed baby" thing for comedic purposes and to expand on one reason why incest is wrong.

[@jakeanderson4264]

I really wanna meet you, Davey. You have been so inspirational to me and many other gay people, and I really admire the fact that you keep your body in shape with fitness! Keep looking sexy ;)

[@kokoshneta]

Uh oh. I’m worried now. These are gay things that straight men do. So if I don’t do any of them … does that mean I’m *straight*?! *screams*

[@MarioSpencer555]

Out of all men, gay or straight, you are most fabulous.

[@StaceyJohle]

Okay you're awesome but that was the worst Honey Boo Boo I've ever heard. XD

[@botigamer9011]

0:10 the difference would be that wrestlers are trying to cause injury to each other

[@guitarhero2211]

Every straight man knows at least 3 gay songs. May not know the words, but they know the song when the music starts.

[@erinlafleur8588]

the kisses of the sun. they go around the world say lalalalala. who remembers that song??

[@jfreed91]

I'm sure someone's pointed this out already, but "sagging" comes from (all-male) prison culture where wearing your pants very low (to show your butt or underwear) was a signal to other prisoners that you were available for penetrative sex. So sagging is actually very literally gay (or in the very least, bicurious).

[@Myserieden]

I can honestly say I don't do any of these things. I am straight but I will say we are all the same. Of course everyone has things that are considered Gay about them. Not sure why I was recommended this video but it was still a good watch. I wish you luck and hope life treats you well. :)

[@mattydoddle1]

This video is actually amazing, peace out xo

[@MadonnaImperia]

You're so right about some straight (?) guys being seemingly obsessed with gay sex, talking about it in details, calling each other gay, pussy etc. I've never quite understood that.

[@hpglam13]

I love your Honey Boo Boo impression!

[@7249792]

I subscribed immediately because I fell in love. You are gorgeous.

[@ohdarah]

you are hilarious! keep posting your vids :D

[@natebomber777]

820 people are still stuck in the 19th century.

[@doubleoreocake3138]

"your obviously showing me ur crack and u know what that makes me? Hungry! ok?" xD

[@olddeletedchannel]

FINNALY someone understands the true meaning of wrestling

[@RozenHusky]

I was staring at your chest almost the entire video xD What workout do you do?

[@gogumarshmallow]

your straight guy voice is so funny

[@Phoenixxfyre]

He's so adorable I can't handle it

[@Eric23er]

Wrestling is actually requires the manliest strength. I wrestled Freshman and Sophomore year and it was as far from Gay you could imagine. It actually takes athleticism and strength.

[@eddiedickens]

When I read 'super straight', what I'm actually reading is 'gay'

[@box4859]

Sexual orientation is a myth. Men just like sex. You may prefer women, but that doesn't prevent you from occasionally enjoying something different. And just because you sometimes enjoy strawberry ice cream doesn't mean that you don't like vanilla anymore. Why would you limit your options? Do you eat the same thing everyday? No...

[@bljat1]

Omfg when he said crawling your balls guess what I did hahahaha :D

[@MyLimeGreenLife]

Wrestling and many 'man' sports during which men must continuous touch, tackle, or fondle each other has its roots in greco roman times. A very very gay era. Men of importance/power/position often apprenticed younger males. They taught them many many things.