Gayle - Episode 19: Jay

[@mkayla5718]

Screaming at the fact that the ham is uncooked to begin with

[@pan-cake8534]

Gayle was attempting to poison Jay.

[@Dem_bonez]

Looks like a meat sleeping bag.

[@emmaw.6872]

*THERES THAT HUSKY LITTLE VEGAN*

[@ManiacalViolet]

👩‍🌾👋

[@cordeliacarstairs2796]

„Whats filling that ass up? Sweet potatoes? A POLTERGEIST?“ best 😂

[@barragethree5047]

"I'm a geist that really likes to polter"

[@moganhoow]

The amount of stuff they have to buy for Gayle to break or smash into must be expensive.

[@Rose-hh7mk]

Not if it's just cheap stuff from a thrift store

[@adievalavanis]

thrift store ham

[@violinsugarjr]

Caity Wylie thrift store mailbox

[@annacarollina7703]

U can use sugar and water to make this breakable glass usually in tv shows and movies when they break glass thats what they break!!maybe gayle also use those

[@zeydalynn8634]

i read this as she smashed the orange juice pitcher

[@ladyofrillwater]

I love that Terry was very rapidly realizing that her mom was right but just didn't want to admit it.

[@1-1-5-2]

You have such dedication you jogged around a neighborhood half naked while it was snowing outside, as a Floridian it made my face retract into my torso like a startled snapping turtle.

[@pan-cake8534]

Same. Floridians, we freeze in 70 degrees!!!!

[@katherinesimoneau6990]

I’m from New England, it’s not bad lol

[@boulevard4145]

Katherine Simoneau yeah if it’s like 30-40, also say this as someone from and raised in Massachusetts :Y

[@gayvideos3808]

bro i live in alaasikaq i will go out in the snow barefoot with just a t shirt and jeans

[@ManiacalViolet]

@@boulevard4145 yup! Lived in Massachusetts 14 years. Can't stand the heat, makes me mean.

[@dominguezmelody]

"What's fueling that ass?" 😂😂😂

[@contraasss]

Melody Dominguez "sweet potatoes? A poltergeist?"

[@suahabose4100]

it's been 6 years but WHO GOT BRUCE THE WHIPPED CREAM

[@applejuice7108]

always thought that Linda probably had whipped cream at the house and got it while the other 2 were going at it.

[@user-pz4um9hi1j]

Dude!?!???? This needs to be answered

[@andreagodoshiana8953]

What Would You Have Done?

[@Rachel-ej4hs]

Now it's been 9 years and WE STILL DONT KNOW

[@justtotallygorgeous]

10 years and I still don’t know…

[@kalynnhudman4998]

Will you not rest, JASON, until my detergent soaked husband rides out the front door on a raft of his own khakis?

[@amyabbatiello1659]

You know what's hilarious is my husband's name is Jason and I call him Jay hahahahahaha

[@crazygoatlady2459]

I read this comment right when this part came 😂

[@ShotgunGuitar48]

"Where the hell did Terri find this guy? Petco?" 😂

[@ThePickaxeGaming]

"he wouldn't last in the cretacious"

[@peppermint23]

+Pickaxe Gaming "All of the kids would have rickets"

[@allature]

+peppermint23 "I promise you that."

[@beccaann6866]

Chris I feel like you are depriving us because you aren't giving us bloopers.

[@rebekahtoepperwein4502]

The fact that gayle is in the background annihilating an uncooked ham in the background while they have a long conversation at the dinner table about solid suggestions for IBS, kills me.

[@sodiumfine8157]

WHO👏DOES👏THIS👏KID👏THINK👏HE👏IS👏

[@rheannonf4347]

I could tell Chris was trying not to laugh while making fun of dave not being able to swim.

[@victoriavstrange]

But who got Bruce the whipped cream?

[@sjc04d]

right?!!

[@mollyquade7521]

Yea, that's what i wanna know!!

[@amypalooza6934]

Seriously, this question got asked a year ago, THIS NEEDS TO BE ANSWERED!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHO GOT BRUCE THE WHIPPED CREAM?! I'll be alright.....

[@user-pz4um9hi1j]

That is perhaps one of the greatest mystery of our time

[@Spookybluelights]

The only truly accurate thing about Jay being from the Bay Area is that he is constantly asking his significant other "You okay?" and how comfortable he makes himself in a stranger's home. Otherwise, there is too severe a lack of the word "Hella" for him be truly authentic.

[@Kirasanban]

I’m from The Bay and I find this characterization hella offensive

[@reynaolvera7526]

We definitely don’t ask “are you ok” all that much

[@honeycomb937]

@@reynaolvera7526 yeah! that said, you okay?

[@keysilver7744]

Why does Gayle's reaction to Jay cooking in her kitchen is exactly the same as my mom's reaction to my girlfriend cooking in our kitchen (minus the drop kick) is this a universal white suburban mom thing

[@vanerox13]

Key Silver Nope its also a hispanic mom in an urban city thing too 😊😊

[@PrincessTsunade12]

Jaybirbie maybe it's just a MOM thing 😥

[@gailfeddern7798]

The Woman of the House is the General of the House.

[@uschilou]

"Sure enough, there's that husky little vegan."

[@peppermint23]

"What are you trying to wash? A parachute?"

[@shawnalduck]

peppermint23 I'm crying laughing from that line right now

[@heeeyheresyourletter7968]

That moment when you're the vegetarian with IBS who compulsively asks, "Are you okay?"

[@cassidyhamilton2220]

oh no so am i

[@wowiezowie5347]

And what’s fueling it?

[@lenkaido1357]

@@wowiezowie5347 Sweet Potatoes?! A POLTERGEIST?!!

[@wowiezowie5347]

Kagamine Len WHAT’S FILLING THAT THING UP??!!

[@peterson-zn5un]

"ive never seen you in the deep end, without a fun noodle." cracks me up!!!😂

[@andreas64]

i started listening to yanni just because of gayle

[@wtk.alexis1172]

Andrea S I started listening to Beef Hutchinsons because of Gayle

[@user-pz4um9hi1j]

Omg same

[@SEH-uf6ux]

same

[@RosaNomNom]

Actually listening to Jay's IBS advice rather than watching Gayle's back garden fiasco.

[@katelynsh00k]

+RosaNomNom same lmao my boyfriend has IBS

[@sholem_bond]

I can't speak for everyone's IBS, but in my experience plant stuff makes it worse, especially if you're trying a low-FODMAP diet. The exceptions I can think of are basically rice, bananas, and some herbal teas (maybe potatoes and apple sauce and similar stuff). And there are animal products like broth (though stuff like miso/mushroom might be ok, I forget) for chicken soup, gelatin, and eggs that are actually very easy on the stomach. You sort of want to limit food that "promotes regularity" because "regularity" is what you already have too much of :P Idk, probably the diet works for some people w/GI problems (?).

[@kattastic9999]

I've long since given up on the dream of having anything resembling regularity. Half the time I have no idea what's going to happen but I got used to it, I'm not changing my diet because my intestines are stupid

[@HelloNewMoon]

All that stuff would make it worse!

[@crabbshaveabs9137]

Mood

[@sleeeepyhouse]

lmfao Gayle vacuuming the roof

[@ChocoCoatedLemons]

"a raft made out of his own khakis" I can't breathe

[@wolfgangfrick4567]

WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE.

[@RennyRollercoasterRisk]

"A Vegan that husky? What's fueling that ass? Sweet potatoes?" As a vegan with a giant ass. CAN CONFIRM. I damn lost it and we didn't even hit a minute into the episode SEND HELP ROFL

[@mystieinterstellar1185]

I love the pig....its so adorable...

[@KACYFURRU]

WHEN SHE TOOK THE ORANGE JUICE

[@thedoublechip]

"this thing is a motorboat." It's always the most random line that just really gets me.

[@TheELSABABY]

"He's a husky Vegan; he's got a rhinos ass!"

[@literallynobody5451]

I've been watching this show for a year and I'm only realizing Dave is voiced by Chris too😭

[@cawrumin]

They WILL have rickets

[@ltotheop7512]

"What am I supposed to do with this?" "YOU CHUG IT"

[@sunnyside9872]

I've been having a rough time and these videos have completely made my life better. Thank you!!!

[@thelojay]

Ollie Hatman late, but same.

[@daizymae5148]

I love that she's flipping out in the back yard

[@MultiPokemonlover3]

I can never get over how tall he is when he stands next to other people really closely

[@heatherb4987]

that kitchen scene is how I react when my husband is in the kitchen too long, lol

[@Evelyn-vh1ex]

I feel the same way when my brother is in the kitchen. Except I don't freak out physically or verbally, I just rewash some of the dishes he doesn't wash well.

[@jasminemariedarling]

I'm an almost middle aged work from home mom. I CAN NOT STOP WATCHING THESE!!!!!! Most hilarious thing I've ever seen. I don't want them to end, they are too short and I'm worried because I'm almost through them all.

[@AvitalShtap]

Aw mygosh this comment makes me so happy, I hope you enjoyed the series:D

[@kristenlee3130]

Watching this show has made me a better, smarter person. I watch it every. damn. day. Thank you Chris Fleming and Melissa Strype.

[@jactorboy]

Kristen Lee same

[@sjc04d]

"who does this kid think he is?!" my thought exactly!

[@annanbjhfbjdhfmxnbfvj8447]

it's gayle with the ham in the garden when they're talking in the kitchen that gets me

[@Arias_Voice]

Is it wrong that I am with Gayle on the whole kitchen thing? You really do need to ask permission before you just randomly cook in someone’s kitchen. If they have a system, you could mess it up.

[@Spookybluelights]

No one: “You okay?” As a husky boy from the bay area, this hits very close to home.

[@MattyHodge95]

He wouldn't last a day in the cretaceous!! Genius

[@nicolemadsen3463]

Chris Fleming - This show is A-mazing and hilarious. My abs hurt from laughing so hard. Kudos to you and your team. :)

[@steph1783]

There’s no two ways around it. Jay ... is an absolute queef.

[@simmarcol]

I love how the weather drastically changes in each scene.

[@thathoemoe4814]

WHERE'S MY CHODE

[@RandaRoc]

IT'S IN YOUR TRUNKS!!

[@amadeus4200]

I hate the "youokay?" Cause I actually do that all the time

[@ayonixanimations]

I don't know why but I'm crying from laughing so hard at the swimming lines. "'I can't breathe out of my nose' *BREATH OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! IT'S FAMILY FUN* "

[@mordaciousfilms]

Haha, Gayle only talks feminine when imitating Dave.

[@gayvideos3808]

but it's a perfect impression because chris also voices dave

[@gaykeyboard6308]

And talking to Bruce

[@isabelle_4207]

I’m literally a husky little vegan and I love you so much Chris

[@Shark_1982]

How anyone manages to keep a straight face around this guy is just incredible acting skills tbh

[@ngood90]

oh noooo pretty sure i dated You-Okay?-Jay. and yeah, he IS a total queef.

[@kelseyhaugh8255]

The guy in the blue jacket who turns around and smiles when she screams "I'm from NEW ENGLAND!"

[@MrAndMrsGrover]

Gayle going outside to kick the ham and missing is maybe one of my favorite moments of the show

[@peachypeachworth3974]

Chris Fleming beating up a ham is such a mood

[@bellalopezz7692]

this is so funny! i wish more ppl knew about this show

[@bigsky14]

The older I get the more Gayle's gams start workin on me

[@charlemagnedarling]

Watching Chris try not to laugh during the spiel at DAVE not being able to swim fucking cracks me up.

[@lcolsen22]

The guy at the very beginning that looks back as Gayle walks by. It's just beautiful to wonder what's going through his head

[@kk_bubblegun8090]

This is my favorite episode of all! "What is he keeping in there ? A poltergeist?!"

[@hglasson7381]

Gayle vacuuming the roof😂😂 omg.

[@husky_vegan3742]

Thank you, Gayle. 🫡🫡🫡😫😂😭

[@guardianbear6635]

There's no two ways about it. Jay, is an absolute queef.

[@ThePhunnman5]

Definitely the best-produced episode so far. The scene where Gayle attacks the ham? Poetry in motion.

[@spinepile4106]

These keep me happy

[@thebunnybarrens]

All that commotion in the background is perfection. Love Gayle!

[@snowbeast4463]

I just realised they were somehow able to film a whole scene in the kitchen without cracking up at Chris torturing the ham in the garden.

[@idontcare-sf1vb]

There's that husky little vegan.... I feel personally attacked 😂😂

[@joeschmoe146]

The music made it all.

[@noahatlas5240]

I really wouldn't be surprised if Chris got arrested during filming

[@mangocryptid3280]

I have never related to Gayle more than in this episode 😂😂👏

[@autumnmalick2987]

THANK YOU KZbin FOR RECOMMENDING ME THIS SERIES!!! IM ALL THE WAY ON EP 19!!!😂😂😂

[@1stmanedwolf]

I love your GAYLE episodes so much! There's something about it that just makes me happy and Gayle's determimation no matter what situation she gets put into fuels me. Lol please keep them going!

[@Katerpilet]

"He wouldn't last a day in the cretaceous" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lynnlantieri7049]

crazy nut rolling around outside having a fit! Love the sound track to accompany this. Seems to have lost her pants. My favorite scene. Watched it at least 3 times (so far)!!

[@abisnail25]

“so i’m outside taking care of some yard work” * *cuts to gayle vaccuuming the roof* *

[@RustedSporkProd]

Gayle is the best show on KZbin, period.

[@momma7719]

Omg, Gayle's roll in the background at 2:08! 😂

[@steven1407]

episodes actually get better and better

[@arrandavis6596]

THIS HAS TO BE MY FAV EPISODE I LOVE IT THE TALENT AND TIME THAT GOES INTO IT IS AWSOME!

[@jess-yw3lj]

Anyone else realize jay has a sore on his eyelid?

[@jessabernice6649]

"There's no two ways around it. Jay is an absolute queef" I CANT BREATHE

[@summerharrison8257]

"WHAT FUELING THAT ASS?! Sweet potaoes?!" i love this so much

[@SwimminWitDaFishies]

Love the “shrill” musical accents!

[@LynnCooks]

Re-watching in 2020. Wish Gayle would have done a special Quarenteen Episode 😆

[@number1spritefan]

wHAT'S FILLING UP THAT THING? A POLTERGEIST?

[@ScarecrowPhD]

That ending had to be one of the funniest things I've seen in ages!!!!!

[@maddysprouse1822]

He is vegan but he said that he ate yogurt and had pizza

[@hotdogthursday]

you can make vegan yogurt and pizza

[@orirune3079]

+Madeline S It's true! Source: am vegan, had yogurt yesterday (made from soy milk) and pizza for lunch. Just use vegan cheese :)

[@mylahobbit1815]

Gayle terrifies me and I love it

[@JorgieNeptune]

I loved this! Especially the David and Jason scenes

[@thaloblue]

Where is Teri's brother?

[@tittlediddle6899]

he had enough of Gayle's shit and went to find his real parents

[@alyssas2385]

Gayle sold him on ebay

[@cornpatches3060]

santa fe

[@TheCottonCandyQueen]

Hopefully with his real parents in Santa Fe and not around Gayle

[@aviona123]

i thought he came back n then he disappeared

[@TKHudson2005]

"Are you TRYING to flood my house with suds?" ~Priceless~

[@RandaRoc]

the guy at 0:18 i'm laughing so hard

[@MatthewThePrincess]

He was looking at Gayle's fleece.

[@NickiNicki140]

Matthew Hurley is

[@leg1596]

oh my god "you okay?" well I live in the bay area and that is the story of my life. I get so irritated when people ask me and im like "YES I AM FINE" haha love u cant wait to see you live!!!

[@hollyken3]

"He wouldn't last a day in the Cretaceous"

[@emmabowshall6124]

This is the best episode so far (obviously I am not caught up entirely yet)