POV: john roblox cooking 14 pounds of meat

john roblox picks it up and goes into the big leagues, 14 pounds of meat for spaghetti
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[@GDILIVES]

hol up, let him COOK twitter.com/M1A2_AbramsTank

[@Circatract]

no ME

[@DinoGaming07177]

Ok

[@Ikwafz]

3rd

[@datnatee]

bro burnt the food

[@whatthewatthe]

fr

[@zvistic2567]

i love these cooking videos, no bullcrap, no clickbait, no cringy stuff, just John cooking, and this is all I need in the world.

[@wayneyourname7749]

Cooking show

[@alleopold]

agree

[@JackO_kidplosion]

@@wayneyourname7749Johns cooking show

[@patzy1800]

Agreed

[@sw4gsmile595]

With a gun

[@guutn7973]

I love how he cooks with a .45 on his hip, truly a John thing.

[@maliook727]

hes prepared

[@iamyourmaster2565]

If the pasta denies the cooking he will deny its living.

[@dr7coo_]

nah its a Texas thing

[@BaconGamign]

certified john roblox moment

[@mecoolmecool387]

let him cook

[@cobalt35]

There are 3 rules, Never ask a woman her age Never ask a man his salary *And never ask john how much sausage he has in his fridge.*

[@cursedkitsune1350]

Ayo🤨

[@question5647]

1 2 buckle my suit 3 4Open the door

[@fernandomorales3376]

Uhh around 68 sausages of those (pls help me im inmhis basement i need food i havemt eat in 5 days pls HELP

[@charmryduong6153]

Arby's were lieing when they said they had the meats JOHN DOES

[@WestTheGOAT]

Bahabahah

[@RedMonkeysVR-n3o]

2019: John making arsenal and tower defense x simulator 2023: John cooking and living his life

[@maryboatengfrimpong7420]

Wut

[@ponguRBLX]

The vegan teacher’s worst nightmare💀

[@4921oloH]

the liver king:

[@Jerry223ll]

lol

[@Lorenzo.52]

Fr tho

[@thatguywiththebluestickmanpfp]

Lol

[@fireboi5968]

True xd

[@ChefMcToastEM]

At this point, he need his own cooking show

[@rockoskyavone1714]

We are all gonna watch it.

[@Petergriffinisawesome]

I got a name for the show john roblox cooking show with Gordon Ramsey at Hell’s Kitchen

[@Lego7215roblox]

Facts man

[@XD71892]

@@Petergriffinisawesome guests are bethyva belownatural arsenal devs raz profine phoqus and other tds devs eggrypted megaolodon old tds admins all of johns friends and moat importantly the fans

[@womps17]

what was he cooking?

[@adarbsu2485]

“Have you ever eaten 14 meats of meat?” John: Yes.

[@georgethecat340]

i did also but in a month

[@Luffy65401]

I eat 30 pounds of chicken everyday

[@Mel00000w]

@@Luffy65401you eat 6 whole chickens every day?

[@Prism71]

@@Luffy65401 You eat 2,190 chicken's a year?

[@TK-445]

@@Luffy65401fat

[@Kman530]

I know this is 3 months after this, but as a chef myself, I give you a 10 outta 10. Seasoning is a little overboard but makes up for it with 14 whole pounds of meat. Congratulations John, you earn title of pro chef.

[@Gravity_Reversal]

He literally wears a chef hat on his avatar lol

[@YSleepish]

lies you can never go overboard with seasoning

[@KixProductionz]

@@YSleepishespecially MSG

[@ZedTheSecond]

@@KixProductionz Fuiyoh

[@prttymuchanidiot]

@@KixProductionzuncle roger is proud of you

[@DocPlaysaGame]

6:11 love how he has a gun

[@iwantahandle290]

5:40 too

[@beluga5845]

Bro gotta be strapped at all times yo-😎👍

[@max.mallia17]

if the food denies to cook john will decide his fate

[@epic.alex27]

stay strapped or get clapped

[@CoburtCocain]

Average American moment

[@Blackness_78]

John is probably the most seasoned cook I have ever come across.

[@aeea3306]

Probably not a lot then

[@RatFrier2.0]

@@aeea3306 it’s a joke

[@aeea3306]

@@RatFrier2.0 ok

[@judgedog]

0:00 " i need food " **turns camera to the dog**

[@max.mallia17]

for a sec i thought he was going to eat the dog

[@ammilzuhri5026]

@@max.mallia17i would

[@SixteesixMapping]

@@max.mallia17 imagine the video just ended there

[@bloxy8018]

The video title is "eating 14 pounds of meat" too 💀💀

[@RJHProductionss]

@@bloxy8018💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤐

[@cardinvuong9742]

Military man, game developer, professional gamer, AND a master cook. What can't he do?

[@gerghhhttg2913]

professional human

[@VinhTran-yo9ng]

Be bad at a game that's what he can't do

[@briannasalmon7079]

Be a furry

[@chickenbutt9429]

Master chef

[@wallywashere.]

he cant be cringe

[@VotexRBLX]

Ah yes. Today just started and we get to watch John cook again in 4K. Its gonna be a GOOD day.

[@MrNubsee]

Nextbot guy?!?!

[@jakfjfrgnei]

It’s 11 at night for me. Not the start of a new day exactly

[@woodreck4044]

Like 3pm for me

[@Monasko]

@@woodreck4044 6 am for me

[@LuquiTheFarmer]

me watching in 144p because 4G+

[@MonisourGaming69]

Bro really took the term “i need food” to a next level

[@mur7ssec]

John should make a cooking channel where he uploads this stuff, would love to see that

[@coal270]

GDICooks

[@Lego7215roblox]

As an Italian I'm proud he didn't cut the spaghetti Edit: guys stop replying about pineapple pizza or cutting spaghetti, i don't fucking care

[@pu40xd]

italians are terrifying

[@PaulBattleCATS]

@@pu40xd true

[@rycanlase3639]

i put pineapple on pizza, what are you gonna do about it lol

[@Lego7215roblox]

@@rycanlase3639 I'm banning you from Italy 😃

[@Akxlsksplay]

I put pineapple pizza because I’m a Hawaiian

[@ugniusugnius9120]

I like how he went from shooting poorly animated zombies with stiff towers in a lego game to cooking and eating a lot of meat. Legend.

[@Binqiling]

What?

[@ugniusugnius9120]

@@Binqiling tower battles.

[@thefunny6067]

@@ugniusugnius9120 tower defense simulator.

[@acat7607]

@@thefunny6067 If you were an OG you would know he played tower battles to.

[@thefunny6067]

@@acat7607 I do remember tower battles, but it was mostly TDS.

[@codyblitz]

9:29 dog jumpscare

[@ciaweigantengyt4497]

0:01 i need food

[@Red_human-777]

Needs some more salt on it

[@Red_human-777]

0:00

[@Red_human-777]

0:00

[@Heymonk]

@@Red_human-777blud don’t you know that you can’t play it one 0:00 that’s why he put 0:01

[@VirajMaan-eb2bw]

@@Heymonkdidn’t you know you could not make your comment rude and just tell him?

[@float-gv6er]

9:16 hands down the most poetic thing i have ever heard anybody ever say, it truly captivated my emotions

[@seashellguy9416]

i agree

[@gefkebobepi]

Thats how REAL men eat

[@ccalimbahin]

ask him what a fork is used for, he will say design

[@dinkedoofusdunkleflinkysnoodle]

9:11 neighbors: What is happening?

[@Leonbeonbus]

The time stamp number matching what they will call

[@Lean99999]

The incident ​@@Leonbeonbus

[@Cashier420]

The time stamp 💀💀

[@Plants_vs_zombies_fans]

It's asmr fr🔥

[@pretendpasta4796]

This will become a piece of internet culture. The generation ahead of us will be confused, but laugh at this man cooking for his viewers. God speed John. Keep doing what you do best.

[@riano2565]

9:26 you eat exactly how my brother eats his spaghetti bolognaise

[@ZJ913]

The cooking videos John does are more entertaining than Gordon Ramsay's because there isn't any bullcrap explaining of what everything does, what everything is for, there isn't any over-complicated stuff or long intro, just straight into the point of the video and cooking meat

[@Aczellarated]

cuz gordon ramsay is trying to teach, john is just recording himself cooking random crap and mixing them together

[@jukebox581]

That's just an opinion, I enjoy both

[@undisdained]

9:05 bro went back a couple million years 💀💀

[@musso9yh3]

i love how he said 'its cookin' time!' and cooked all over the place, this was so emotional and romantic i had the sudden urge to comment this, truly one of the cooks ever

[@jokesflyovermyhead7491]

This comment is so original

[@musso9yh3]

@@jokesflyovermyhead7491 i love how jokes fly over my head said 'this comment is so original', i broke down crying in happiness and ascended

[@myopinionisalwaysright1565]

Truly one of the most original youtube comments of all time

[@musso9yh3]

@@myopinionisalwaysright1565 agreed

[@Lego7215roblox]

This tipe of comments are the best xd

[@Captain_Blox1]

5:09 best part he had a gun...

[@jmanab380]

I feel bad for whoever tries to steal from John. Man just casually has a glock on his belt

[@beemcplayz1044]

why would you feel bad for the people who try to rob john roblox?

[@Henryisoffline]

The man has brass in his veins and has a gun collection somewhere up his house ,I wonder why

[@alsonishier]

its not even a glock. its literally a fucking hammer fired gun (probably a 1911)

[@valskiplayz3848]

It is @@alsonishier

[@EthanJaye]

​@@valskiplayz3848 It is not. A Glock is much more blocky looking than the gun on John's belt, which looks like some sort of 1911 (Also Glocks are striker fired pistols. They do not have an external hammer like a 1911 or a Beretta 92/M9).

[@soklkayYT]

0:39 HE DID THE FUNNY, HE DID THE CSGO!

[@Warb0t]

John is slowly becoming more powerful with each meal he makes he would have reached his full potential with this meal if he hadn't lost that one sausage piece to the floor

[@sideswipes1]

i love how john calls the ham “cheese” lol

[@Vapo82987]

because it’s cheese

[@mrblueducker2085]

One thing, always wash your knife after sharpening, you started cutting the meat instantly but I recommend not to since there are extremely tiny bits of metal still left on that knife which can incorporate into your food. Great video nonetheless!

[@ekris5072]

Dont worry its just extra iron for mr monkey man

[@oshiezz]

good for the blood

[@Leon-the-unsneaky]

Extra minerals

[@-_____-.]

and better immune system

[@Arrowheaded_Quincy]

Iron man

[@akihiro6024]

Now we know the reason why john's roblox avatar has a chef hat this whole entire time he knows how to cook.

[@seashellguy9416]

well in war you do need to know how to cook so..

[@akihiro6024]

@@seashellguy9416 Ye tru

[@hiimrob-mv3dj]

bro has a gun while cooking

[@MutantYT1234]

ITS SO WEIRD HE HAS A GLOCK IN HIS POCKETS WHILE COOKING MEAT

[@Hddxbedsvfd25]

But hey He need to protect himself tho

[@mamba2891]

@@MutantYT1234 grrr thats a 1911

[@ProGamerAlex-zc9yg]

HE AINT LETTING NO ONE STEAL HIS MEAT

[@Guhyuh56]

@@ProGamerAlex-zc9ygAyo meat like u know the sus one

[@mightrox]

john is the true american we were all looking for, love these cooking vids

[@robloxyninjamaster791]

3:03 '' P I Z Z A''

[@singlartniyty]

9:04 ive never seen anyone with better table manners than john

[@Plants_vs_zombies_fans]

Asmr

[@phantommaster5757]

I'll say this now sometimes I only have slightly better table manners than john

[@Identity-i8w]

2:41 love the mug 😂

[@donjuangaming_gyatt]

Gordon Ramsey went silent after this dropped out

[@Zoalarity4326]

This is the third time Gordon Ramsay fell silent

[@notbeanydop]

bro just casually have a m1911 or a hi capa strapped in his trousers/pants.

[@jeidamn]

when nickacado avocado eats this much, we hate him for it when john eats this much, we applaud. just something we must appreciate

[@Icy_tea_on_top]

Normal people: 😀 Blind people:😀 Deaf people:💀

[@dkskssaaksk]

he showed so much emotion through the eating part

[@WhoAgainQM]

8:50 Me when i come back home after eating the school lunch

[@sighlencee]

4:22 johns secret defence

[@bincyjaimi3515]

fard

[@Inkeyse]

This dish seems delecious. However i think it needs some protein.

[@cnrytts9018]

you know you're in for a ride when john is more professional than most of the cooking channels

[@GamesRUs-bj2ut]

I read your comment right when 4:00 happened

[@NoobyTopHat]

2:19 john's dog looks like chop from GTA V

[@BobyBouttaKillYaFamily]

bro the subtitle really says "i dont know jeez"

[@buckerit1640]

I actually friggin loved the eating scene. This man’s personality is amazing

[@leduchuy1393]

0:23 He said that as if he isnt eating alot to begin with😂

[@T1meWarped]

you are currently watching a man slowly decent into insanity

[@sounddyt1]

bro is strapped just in case one of his neighbors breaks into his house for some meat

[@marketplier272]

4:34 i'm traumatized for life

[@Guywithabottle]

“what are your dietary requirements?” John: “meat”

[@villainousthing]

i’m having a “one of those days” moment at 1am right now, i just went to look at my phone and this was the first notif i saw and it caught my eye and i was like screw it i’ll watch, this is honestly just what i needed. sometimes you just gotta watch a man cook 14 pounds of meat with spaghetti to cheer up

[@rotfzz1424]

Bruh does he carry a gun everywhere he goes

[@noob_gaming29127]

Yes, he's a proud american, so he gotta do it

[@TheTrialsOfSouh]

the pasta crushing gave me psychical pain the dad energy is crazy

[@Lego7215roblox]

It's not that bad, he didn't cut in half those spaghetti

[@The_Mythical_Potato]

he didn't break them, he was just shoving them in so they cook evenly

[@junkaiTW]

5:42 why do you have gun

[@DP250K]

This is enough food to feed a well trained PMC squad. Or just one very hungry John.

[@Mr_Stephanko]

underrated coment

[@KixProductionz]

One very hungry john can eat the PMC squad.

[@haydenstout2347]

Lol

[@mhayes4336]

@awakened so true.

[@kdogtheprotogen2716]

Idk why but watching John Cook, and at the same time obnoxiously eat ham, and then eat food was entertaining lmao

[@True_Veteran]

Please note this was filmed in the year 2023 during the start of inflation. That is around $400 worth of meat.

[@floormat.]

mmm yummy

[@Codez_DuckyOnTop]

It would be awesome to eat food with John. Its basically just like visiting your grandmothers.

[@iplayfpsgames9377]

5:44 the only personbin earth who cooks while armed

[@carlosiniguez357]

2:10 john roblox is heavy from tf2 confirmed????

[@jasonhoang188]

Got some

[@DupeStudios]

This man doesnt have any italians because he didnt break the pasta, what a good guy

[@Smiling_Waffle]

John Roblox is the type of person who would do knife tricks while eating.. respect

[@jimmboby]

am i the only one that wants to eat like a caveman sometimes when theres no one in the house?

[@Carl344]

I like that John never waste his food in any way.

[@poordoog8730]

Man went feral half way thru eating it

[@coolcat-nq4mj]

This man can feed a family and GAH DAMN THAT LOOKS GOOD

[@thetreejet6149]

Ik frrr

[@the.nightmare5190]

Fr

[@rubenle2242]

Bro that meat looks horrifying and who the heck likes ham💀

[@enxye]

@@rubenle2242 him

[@rubenle2242]

@@enxye 💀

[@evanvlogs2985]

8:09 a bit more sauce (adds half a can)

[@monkegamingrealrealsotrue]

Nah thats just a bit idk what your talking about

[@jidganxd1jida385]

@@monkegamingrealrealsotruePASTA SAUCE DUDE

[@Tomatopaste145]

If John had a restaurant, I'd be waiting for my 1/2 kg of meat pasta to be made the most aggressive way possible and I'd be hearing banging and yelling

[@bigpogchxmp]

my day automatically gets better when i see that john posts one of these cooking videos.

[@THATEXECMECH]

ive always wanted to watch a 22 year old man make 14 pounds of meat

[@nicejarry]

1:58 John: *Grabs plastic* Captions: damage.

[@reactandgamerboos5171]

Lol

[@Goofyahbaconhair]

WTHH OH MAH GOD BRODDA GOT DA HEEHEE

[@seagsseagull]

The average caveman meal, your meat looks really good at 3:37 rn

[@nestermemo]

ayo

[@seagsseagull]

@@nestermemo 8 months later

[@deez69420..]

@@seagsseagullhuh

[@AutumnS1]

8 months later after 8 months later ​@@seagsseagull

[@seagsseagull]

@@AutumnS1 wow, held me to my word

[@dinothing5858]

2:32 Captions be like: no no no no no

[@jasonhoang188]

Lol

[@Tyler-w7k]

“I need food” *proceeds to make a meal that can feed an entire regiment*

[@topdogfr]

2:45 what the dog do

[@NeuroIndividual]

Watching someone cook 14 pounds of meat for 10 minutes gives me amusement. Edit: This man is a monster when eating his food 💀

[@julycrack1096]

0% drugs 0% naked women 0% money desire 0% racism *100% john cooking*

[@max.mallia17]

perfect

[@ATOMICO2_S]

100% Dog Entertainment

[@NitroDaGreg]

"i need food" grabs a lifetime supply of meat from the fridge

[@ImjustRW3]

9:41 what da dawg doin

[@BorisCotten]

Isn’t this too much for 1 man to handle? Such an impressive achievement.

[@NotSoFancyRight]

What I learned from this video : John has a better hygiene than 98% of TDS Players.

[@TheRealMiner]

He started eating like a caveman with his bare hands

[@levertigo2665]

@@TheRealMinerAtleast he washed his hand afterwards

[@GalacticGamingC]

John must be able to punch like a 50 cal how must protein he’s eating

[@djunknownbeatboxercoolgame1494]

Yes, eat with your hands 9:21 LOL

[@Uhn1388]

10:00 schizophrenia

[@Unfortunately170]

Facts

[@theepicjolteon1356]

A good American lunch. I cant imagen what would happen if he did this for every meal. Edit: The clock says its 6:24 so this cant be lunch and i dont think john wakes up that early but what do I know. It could be his breakfast.

[@jonyjay85]

My worse nightmare is if i see john running at my with a knife

[@jonyjay85]

I just saw his gun💀

[@mmclaughlin853]

2:26 was funny as hell

[@ekampannu882]

4:50 NO THATS NOT ENOUGH MEAT 🥩

[@Aidan2500]

needs more meat tbh

[@jimbocraggins]

its little bit on the light side needs more

[@jasonhoang188]

I needs half of it

[@Sorwdseler]

5:44 GDI is ALWAYS carrying a weapon

[@jasonhoang188]

What gun is it?

[@GalaxyPlayzRBLX]

@@jasonhoang188ya dont need to know its just a gun.

[@darkness-sigma]

.45 i think

[@fane_fal2691]

I know this is over 10 months but i just love this gentleman here he really knows how to make me feel happy with no cringy stuff at this point I'm inspired by him.

[@Hungary_0987]

*11

[@fane_fal2691]

@@Hungary_0987 :/

[@OriAndTheBlindForest]

The perfect content I need to satisfy my 3AM internet surf.

[@IridiumBlu]

9:53 John slowly becoming schizophrenic

[@Kev1nTheKev1n]

what an absolute chad cooking up an entire butcher shop

[@canalmadebyanintrovertfort1418]

Im watching this while eating. I then smiled when i heard john saying "PURE PROTEIN"

[@galacticboi3827]

1:30 The shear power of John is so strong the sausage just combust upon hitting the cutting board into 30 different pieces

[@ChimkenNugget]

lol

[@Lego7215roblox]

Lol

[@ChimkenNugget]

@@Lego7215roblox lol

[@442oonscool]

Lol

[@A_very_bad_username]

lol