POV: john roblox cooking breakfast (17lb of bacon)

[@GDILIVES]

been awhile since i done this..

[@userxhajdhd72]

john

[@literally_sillyy]

bakfist

[@hio1631]

alright

[@icecube705]

🦤

[@Pumpkin05]

e

[@midknightEC]

John during 2019: Screaming and making arsenal and tower defense videos John Now: Just cooking breakfast and living a normal life

[@shadow_gaming20098]

and making stuff about his game

[@1StickmanDoYoutube]

He has no enemies anymore

[@tulisdead]

No he doesn't only cook breakfast he COOK

[@jonah_uboy]

yes, because 17lbs of bacon is quite normal.

[@boontom]

Truly a retired moment

[@wrybara]

0% nudity 0% swearing 0% gore 100% john cooking

[@MrPotOfGreed]

And a hint of apex predator

[@cartoonbacon1934]

@@MrPotOfGreed APEX PREDATORRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@OluwaseyeAkinrodemi]

0% nudity bro act like he didnt see john grab his cat but in the start of the video

[@wrybara]

@@OluwaseyeAkinrodemi its his dog, and also he turned the dog into sausage if lore

[@after_gnapselolvidado9144]

1% seggs 99% BACON

[@aaaaChristianGamer]

2019 : oh he's cooking 2024 : oh he's cooking

[@Chadcountryballplush]

Tdx: oh he’s cooking

[@mwabang4165]

​@@Chadcountryballplushtds: oh he's cooking

[@kallhi_123]

@@mwabang4165 Arsenal : oh he's cooking

[@rabihzakaria]

​@@kallhi_123Irl: oh he's cooking

[@thenightblossom-255]

mukbang: oh hes cooking

[@kingmustache3567]

plot twist this video is essential to official tdx lore

[@breindel109]

hmmm that would be interesting

[@EGGYSN]

Ty for this comment ill explain the lore in the comment

[@marri0nz]

i wonder if calamity will calm down after eating John's food

[@kittenstwo466]

I mean... why wouldn't it be?

[@shadow_gaming20098]

@@marri0nz i think it will

[@clay8156]

Well we can see what caused the heart attack

[@eternalplays7]

lol

[@noahward8314]

was jus about to say

[@Dr.Sloppy]

Could be true or not

[@gooselyfan]

Wasn’t a heart attack

[@clay8156]

@@gooselyfan then what was it

[@steammanx]

1:15 LMAOO He looked around to see if anybody is suspicious of him getting so many bacons

[@Yuary]

The cashier person should think, wthh

[@puppuccino]

@@Yuary but what if he used the self-checkout

[@Yuary]

@@puppuccino Then only the security guard at the entrance saw it 🤣

[@Basicallywaffle]

He also put a collection sound for whenever he got bacon so yea that’s also funny

[@EggVrGtag]

@@Yuaryby then it would all be in bags so lol

[@Anthonyrayred10]

6:10 OOH MY HANDS! Now grab this one..

[@Mix24310]

Fr😂😂😂

[@ManfaceVietsubman]

6:11

[@Anthonyrayred10]

@@ManfaceVietsubmanlegit no difference

[@youserious...]

gkmc pfp goes hard

[@Baldwinaura-t9q]

Man I was going to say that

[@The_B10ckbu2ter]

"how many bacons?" John: yes

[@Anthonyhumman]

Vegans: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@actuallynotchezburga]

@@Anthonyhumman ok

[@binheve]

​@@Anthonyhummanhow many eggs: yes

I have not eaten bacon for months💀💀💀💀

[@SmilingFace124]

0:36 favorite part

[@Brassinton_ace]

W song

[@chatterfox9304]

BRO THINKS HES ME 😭😭😭

[@Brassinton_ace]

@@chatterfox9304 are u scared of clowns

[@chatterfox9304]

@@Brassinton_ace why would i be scared of you?

[@Brassinton_ace]

@@chatterfox9304 that's fucked up

[@Nonagonorganic]

The cashier working the register was having a normal day, then they saw the legion of bacon sliding down the conveyor, slowly.

[@PlantCalvent]

why tf is the mountain of smiling bodies commenting go back to ur containment cell

[@sonic36741]

the bacons are unfamiliar yet sorrowful

[@Weeb776]

8:10 "who needs you anyway safety is for losers" 3 seconds later "AHHHHHHHH"

[@Fizzqbl]

i know yt comments too much

[@asyrafkhairil7384]

This is very good, it explains alot theories in the TDX lore

[@danfarain]

This is important lore

[@ЖеняЖабровец-в3л]

Eradicator is bacon John eat his whole kind that’s why he atack us

[@jeeby7117]

this needs to be checked by game theory

[@SIRSERGEANT-qp2xe]

@@jeeby7117 nah ti needs to be checked by the top scientist with every degree and knows everything and learns everything in a second.

[@nub_yt]

0:56 imagine just going shopping and seeing someone with a camera on their head putting as much bacon as possible in their basket

[@ihaveskill2229]

fr

[@Maybe_Dre]

Lmao

[@ProjectJaxs]

Idk bout' you but i think he likes bacon

[@bryantbrock6994]

Fr

[@robloxandmobilegames6961]

B a c o n

[@sunbloxxer]

this did not age well

[@georgethecat340]

Bro had a heart attack lmao , probably because of this

[@bahp375]

​@@georgethecat340did bro just say lmao

[@T1M0US3]

@@bahp375wild

[@Manfacegamer-kz7um]

-Is fearless of zombies, robots and literal demigods -gets scared of oil splattering onto him

[@tortztki]

I don't blame him, cooking with oil is rather terrifying when it starts to get violent, one little drop onto skin is enough to make someone recoil away from what they're cooking

[@TeapotTyrant]

Hey hey hey, Strong men also got some side effects yk what i mean?

[@htshonic]

​@@TeapotTyranthey,if its start splasing i would get my anti heat grandma to cook it

[@TeapotTyrant]

@@htshonic Ahuck

[@enderexiusnova5213]

bc the us would immediatley hunt him down cuz OILLL

[@AverageEnjoyer-lu2sh]

''who needs safety''- John roblox.

[@wsadergg1015]

"who needs you anyway safety is for loosers" next frame "gahhh!!"

[@SubStepGames]

0:02 that DOG like a dingaling

[@sitthiphonganawach2108]

It's a dog

[@SubStepGames]

@@sitthiphonganawach2108 you win

[@jidganxd1jida385]

7:39 bro screamed out of nowhere

[@k4r1v]

oil

[@Fish_At_space]

8:12 "goofy scream"

[@protongtus]

Ok

[@FrankyOutLoud]

because when you're cooking with boiling water/oil it can sometimes pop right on your skin and it's hot asf

[@Manfacegamer-kz7um]

Blud has endless mode ptsd :skull:

[@BoJack230]

3:27 john roblox is incredibly powerful, he can even get egg shells out of eggs with his hand first try

[@MatthewJavier-lu1bo]

FR

[@benli3763]

I can do dat and I’m 8

[@mhdhamod6621]

nah how old r u cuz that's not hard

[@ruifengguo2019]

maybe he’s just eating the shell, extra protein🤤🤤🤤🤤

[@Ch-a-r-a]

well its an egg shell ofc its fragile lol

[@Kewins_]

I always love when John cooks food, its so unexpected but also nice cause its in his POV and we get to see him irl

[@Ash_Can0706]

0:50 I cant with the gta money grabbing sound 😭😭

[@traviscollins4277]

Facts bro💀

[@Crazyboy208YT]

I dunno why, but it is strangely fun to watch John Roblox, creator of TDX, cook an average breakfast.(besides the 17 pounds of bacon)

[@UtNguyen-lp8dt]

Protein :D

[@AustinMurray0519]

Light snack

[@sunhohwang4884]

and the 2 dozen eggs.

[@AustinMurray0519]

@@sunhohwang4884 light snack

[@Grocery_BADWORKERBAD]

@@AustinMurray0519is that your light snack?

[@jacobnguyen3558]

hey bro just want to say keep the content going i been enjoying tdx but i would really want a favor if u would buff some expensive towers?

[@grassman1965]

This might actually be the best thing ive ever fucking laid my eyes on. Part 2 please.

[@flamingredlolto7369]

YES part 2

[@johnonates4447]

This is actually part 3,the other vids he has done this is last year so just look deep enough to his channel and youll see it👍

[@namebutworse]

7:32 "thats sure is, alot of oil here" Heavy tf2 transformation*

[@MilkyBoysTheEnjoyer]

Tick tock heavy like a brinks truck

[@dracoledraconoligist]

@@MilkyBoysTheEnjoyer NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@KellanThehimonthy14]

Oil up lil bro

[@Mannythe2nd]

“Safety is for losers” 2 seconds later “ÅÆAÂÆǍAÁÆÅĂ-“

[@semomemtipo]

​@@MilkyBoysTheEnjoyer Oh... noo

[@eeeeee193]

8:08 "Who needs you anyways safety is for losers" not even 5 seconds later

[@PerishStupid]

John really is the type of guy to listen to his game’s ost while on the way to buy 17lbs of bacon

[@allanliu5747]

ah yes, another chill cooking video. my favourite.

[@Brassinton_ace]

Yipe

[@Broke-mahito]

@@Brassinton_ace*yippee*

[@Brassinton_ace]

@@Broke-mahito *YIP EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[@jidganxd1jida385]

YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@shadow_gaming20098]

YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@YeeeetusYoinkus]

I’m starting to question my own life by watching a roblox tower defense admin and game creator cook breakfast like a normal person

[@TheLethal]

9:16 "MAKING BACON." - John Conagher, Team X 2.

[@screentimer]

Conagher slaughter house

[@Spider_the_giant]

NEXT UPDATE ENGINEER GAMING (source trust me bro)

[@CanonicalLaughter]

Plot twist: This foreshadows johns ability to build mini turret around his house

[@ImInYourWalls211]

This is so relaxing. Please make more videos of you cooking!

[@tamiblondo4533]

I saw your message on the April fools map in tdx about your dog, I hope you and your dog are living your best lives

[@Stealthy_Visitor]

0:43 Man, John Roblox has good music taste of his own.

[@duckplays3678]

John roblox after fighting endless hordes of zombies:

[@chanhaoyangmoe-tw6id]

Zombies don't exist

[@duckplays3678]

@@chanhaoyangmoe-tw6id his game tdx has zombies and theres so ething called endless mode

[@LSJasonVKTV]

“This won’t cause a heart attack for sure”

[@Heloooololololololo]

John listening to tdx ost while driving is just such a power move

[@_OliverMarre]

"AUGHHHHHHHHHH MY HANDS!" proceeds to go back to cooking with slightly burnt hands

[@Un_forgotton]

1: " Whats your favorite cooking channel? " 2: " John roblox, " 1: " Okay, whats your favorite Gaming channel? " 2: " John roblox. " 1: " WHAT?? "

[@cjgamesroblox887]

I would definetely vibe if the car radio started playing apex predator

[@OMGREALDUMMYFROMDVN]

it was though

[@breindel109]

john boblox cooks food Edit: this is the most likes i ever have

[@Novasavix]

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT HIS YT NAME YOU MOTHER FUCKER

[@GamerTVR]

⁠​⁠@@NovasavixGDILIVES

[@iamacat870]

​@@NovasavixDrmonke Is Angry

[@ssayfullaabubakarov2011]

Eh cna ckoo godo :d

[@musso9yh3]

cohn foblox jooks bood

[@Asserahmed2957]

0:02 that should be a whole movie alone 💀

[@Ian_randomwordsforthehandle]

This is truly a classical masterpiece.

[@DingusTheCat.]

The vegans would be pissed

[@ismaelpogocastillo8217]

Bro's used john ability to open that oil 6:20

[@kenlimbaga3756]

8:12 that scream got me

[@PapaIuig]

This video gives me memories of that one video where John ate Dino nuggets. Probably the best John roblox video to this day

[@N00b0nlyzone]

Major respect for listening to TDX ost’s while driving

[@idkTg]

10:40 "hot food" moment

[@BA_UzawaReisa]

that a lot for breakfast and ye it very hot

[@jasonhoang188]

Maybe if its lunch

[@r0cky_2010]

@@BA_UzawaReisa Maybe he’s sharing it with friends/family.

[@whyisabhard]

some tip when cooking bacon: before placing them in, make sure they are dry. the water in the bacon will boil, causing bubbles to form and pop, releasing hot oil and scalding yourself. you can also try to put the bacon away from u. As in laying the bacon outwards.

[@jonathan10007]

i think of the burns like a trophy to carry around to show you don’t mess around in the kitchen

[@GYEEZY-G]

You don’t even need oil for bacon it has enough of its own

[@MopsMoppe]

@@GYEEZY-GNatural oil

[@whyisabhard]

@@GYEEZY-G yeah but the additonal oil helps to reduce the chance of u burning the bacon fat . kind of like how some ppl mix oil and butter so the butter does not burn, i do this when i wanna use the fat to fry eggs. Basically increasing the smoke point

[@GYEEZY-G]

@@whyisabhard gotcha

[@RevolutionOfRBLX]

10:39 : when cavemen discovered that fire was a thing

[@Th3Krone]

These cooking videos give me life. Exactly what I need.

[@fane_fal2691]

John please keep doing this it’s like so cool that a KZbinr thats doing a game while making cooking videos is actually satisfying

[@tierayncollett1457]

2:18 nice to know someone also drinks like that lol

[@legendaryanimatesiscool]

Literally looking at this makes me feel like a dad cooking a meal for 19 children…

[@The_empty_void-p6q]

LMAO

[@sonicthefirehydrant9766]

BRO HES LITERALLY PLAYING TDX SOUNDTRACKS IN HIS CAR THAT IS SO COOL

[@Hetzel401]

He made it its not a big deal

[@ANDERSONPOBBERS175]

​@@Hetzel401he's saying its cool that he plays his own sountracks i dont see why it isnt cool.

[@wingmok4330]

You guys think this is related to the heart attack?

[@Crest_gaming]

Stop cooking my family 😢

[@Voochforever]

L

[@skibidifans-gt9fs]

next video i challange my self to eat a 75 pound of bacon and if i didint finish them in 1 hour i will double the bacon and i have to finish them in 50 min

[@mochimochi66202]

womp womp

[@skibidifans-gt9fs]

womp womp

[@centri_3]

womp womp

[@Simon.K.MPN2]

we need more videos like this. bro literally make a frickin 2 hour video of this or smthb i would watch it

[@placehold0r]

john: “safey’s for noobs” *two seconds later* john: *burns his hand*

[@Xanimations122]

I was watching your tdx videos but dam, this is better

[@Brassinton_ace]

Tdx or cooking??

[@shadow_gaming20098]

@@Brassinton_ace both are good in there own way

[@SRVDominators]

1:00 i can agree with john it feels like a mission to grab stuff from the store lol

[@theknownxen0_TTV]

only reason why I subbed is because you made me laugh the entire time LOLL

[@vovanchidfy]

little John tomfoolery here and there makes this channel perfect lol

[@baspaonw]

been waiting for this type of video so long, thank you john.

[@videogaming3228]

“you can never over eat or anything, its all good” -John Roadblocks

[@Lerdo18]

6:10 we need that *ahhh my hands!" In the game 😂😂

[@neko_editz1]

That's actually a great idea

[@MRDocHoliday]

2:00 where’s the big leagues pan 😢?

[@randomname9554]

Sacrificed.

[@SonR3bel]

most healthy american breakfast:

[@MaoZedowner]

This is what we subscribed for, John Roblox playing apex predator on his way to buy some eggs.

[@toastergaimng.]

[2:19] "I need some water." *drinks tapwater*

[@EnderKnightGames]

What’s wrong with tap water???

[@invisible6531]

Uh the problem is tapwater is not clearly save from infections and its not recommended drinking it

[@Theonethatneverlives]

​@@invisible6531 No, The Ph and PPM of tapwater are good enough to consumption.

[@EnderKnightGames]

@@invisible6531 Guh, I’ve been drinking two water for the longest time 💀

[@invisible6531]

Well guyz its my opinion

[@samchi001]

Bro was making sure to get his daily protein💀💀💀💀

[@Eligaming143]

Love the content also when you were playing TC2 I was "sonicfan143"

[@GenericName_.]

He is creator of a Roblox game too

[@shadow_gaming20098]

@@GenericName_. yea TDX

[@Jacky_652]

0:24 crazy car

[@NotCheezit423]

he'd have the simplest fridge inventory but cook up some luxurious stuff every time no doubt

[@krip_gaying]

Tdx lore is very deep......

[@drawwovids]

John Roblox could have made his own cooking channel. Edit: 12 eggs is kind of crazy ngl.

[@GreatRamilYT]

When you realise in the childhood that youtubers are people just like you, they eat too, sleep too and just normal people and they exists in real life just like you: 👁👄👁

[@jernmp]

nah

[@f4irotin]

1:51 favorite part

[@EGGYSN]

New tdx lore the commander of the GDA are driving to the supermarket until suddenly apex predator and revived plague doctor theme start playing

[@Niko01T93]

“AWHWHWHW MY HANDS grab this one, please don’t shoot back.”

[@ImNotLunaCultFromTerraria]

We cooking with jhon with this one 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Imdachimp]

9:37 it's crazy that John can say Tortillas correctly, btw are you secretly mexican? Maybe not because you put them in the microwave but still

[@AustinMurray0519]

He’s just a really respectful person to all humans.

[@Cheezzyvr]

Mexican-Puerto-Rican-American here, and i respect this comment😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@monkeyman418]

John before: gorilla screaming, playing tds and screaming in arsenal John now: Driving, cooking, making videos about his game, normal life

[@k4r1v]

So This is the breakfast of an youtuber/roblox game dev

[@Shadow_MiniMan-TDX]

John cooking better than he cooking with the TDX updates

[@VoidDoesEditss]

At least we know what caused his heart attack

[@YoshiSaikono]

1:35 TDX REFERENCE?

[@jacobponce4491]

Yup from that one power up the cash one I think

[@YoshiSaikono]

@@jacobponce4491 it is

[@Aspenator-R2D2]

smallest john roblox breakfast

[@Grey_Soldier_Productions1270]

We need a sequel.

[@Frogg_ie]

4:05 “i think 11 eggs is good…”

[@shameerthefnafguy]

0:03 grab the dog butt for no reason

[@lucaspan5819]

GYAT!

[@Crazycyber654]

GYAT!

[@paulbozo3055]

GYAT!

[@rannfilex]

GYAT!

[@lucaspan5819]

@@shameerthefnafguy Ich habe einen schwerwiegenden und andauernden Fehler in meinem Urteilsvermögen gemacht, und ich erwarte nicht, dass mir vergeben wird. Ich bin nur hier, um mich zu entschuldigen. Was wir an diesem Tag im Wald vorfanden, war offensichtlich ungeplant. Die Reaktionen, die Sie auf dem Band gesehen haben, waren roh; Sie waren ungefiltert. Keiner von uns wusste, wie er reagieren oder fühlen sollte. Ich hätte das Video nie posten sollen. Ich hätte die Kameras weglegen und aufhören sollen aufzuzeichnen, was wir durchmachten. Es gibt eine Menge Dinge, die ich hätte anders machen sollen, aber ich habe es nicht getan. Und das tut mir aus tiefstem Herzen leid. Ich möchte mich beim Internet entschuldigen. Ich möchte mich bei allen entschuldigen, die das Video gesehen haben. Ich möchte mich bei allen entschuldigen, die von psychischen Erkrankungen, Depressionen oder Selbstmord betroffen oder berührt wurden. Aber vor allem möchte ich mich bei dem Opfer und seiner Familie entschuldigen. Für meine Fans, die meine Handlungen verteidigen, bitte nicht. Ich verdiene es nicht, verteidigt zu werden. Das Ziel meiner Inhalte ist immer, zu unterhalten; Grenzen überschreiten, allumfassend sein. In der Welt, in der ich lebe, teile ich fast alles, was ich tue. Die Absicht ist niemals, herzlos, grausam oder böswillig zu sein. Wie gesagt, ich habe einen großen Fehler gemacht. Ich erwarte nicht, dass mir vergeben wird, ich bin nur hier, um mich zu entschuldigen. Ich schäme mich selbst. Ich bin von mir selbst enttäuscht. Und ich verspreche, besser zu werden. Ich werde besser sein. Danke.

[@Quynx]

ah yes, the first roblox youtuber i've seen that I could trust with my kids

[@ericcartman580]

0:01 hello timed comments

[@peter34895]

e

[@Jaytyy]

8:22 bro went “nom nom nyam nyom yom :3”

[@AustinMurray0519]

John roblox would never do that :(

[@Justanormalguest163]

8:44 John:normally not cares of how much bacon he puts

[@TlynnSchenfeld]

8:35 bro turns into a monster

[@ShadowStormxyz]

1:00 he literally can’t stop getting more bacon. BRO CHILL, YOU KILLED 10 CHICKENS AND 2-3 PIGS

[@SavedByGrace-zi5cv]

John.... I will never forget what you did in 91'

[@gamingmasterplayz]

i can finally watch more john roadblock cooking