POV: john roblox cooking dinner

[@GDILIVES2]

mm chezburger twitter.com/M1A2_AbramsTank

[@watermeloncat6649]

Jesse we have to cook chezburger

[@krip_gaying]

You forget to add blue

[@Hyper_cat360]

Make a part 2

[@commander69420]

mmm chavez

[@sneak_100]

@Jaison bot

[@Fatih_Altıntaş]

I like how calm this video is. Simple, cooking a dinner and feeding dog. Living the life.

[@skbme50]

yea

[@Jöe-877]

*with some random goofy gun in the background

[@Sebastian-dw1kv]

Yes and he didn't had Any gun

[@lokng8350]

@@Sebastian-dw1kv THERE A FUCKING AK-47 ON THE COOKING TABLE

[@W3X777]

@@Sebastian-dw1kv WYM THERE WAS A SAIGA AND SCORPION EVO

[@zingie6233]

crazy how john went from garage setup and microwave food to a full house, sick looking setup, and some quality food all because of us

[@neighbor8793]

@Twój Stary he got a dog

[@SomeGrunt_On_Youtube]

@@neighbor8793 mans best freind.

[@wowzers2716]

@@SomeGrunt_On_KZbin womans stealthiest murderer

[@krvcg806]

you call this quality food? this man just put in tons of meat and eggs into his pan

[@The_whales]

@@krvcg806he is a big guy son, that’s why he eats that much

[@teenieweenie8773]

we need more of this quality content

[@Hyper_cat360]

Ikr

[@nagibator17289]

Fr

[@certifiedgigachad8419]

Its the best quality content ive seen so far

[@D_GochaBacon]

Indeed I agree that's some quality content

[@potato_arsenal]

cooking with john: sausages

[@user-sx9qs2hr1q]

Alright so first of all I love how he breaks every single egg in the exact same moves like it's a predetermined animation Second of all the video starts with a clap followed by a "I'm hungry" and ends with a clap without saying anything showing he is enjoying the food and is most probably satisfied with the results of his good work. Would love to see more food/cooking videos John!

[@sighlencee]

wild bear: "*sigh*, I am so hungry!" John: *stores 10,000 pounds of sausages in his refrigerator*

[@danhtran2640]

He *LOVES* his protein.

[@N1GHT_M4R3]

14 pounds in one meal.

[@retrooo]

gordon been real quiet since this dropped

[@buglerplayz7497]

Best food

[@baldidrowning]

Gordon Freeman?

[@Rxpier]

Atleast Gordon can decently season food

[@elmasterbola1503]

@@Rxpier r/woooosh

[@breakncrazy]

John vs gordon

[@mcflipflop1443]

John is the only one that could make scrambled eggs and sausages and watch spongebob without making him look like a kid.

[@chillbizz74]

Spongebob is for everyone not just kids which made the the 1st 3 seasons so magical

[@william44011]

@@chillbizz74 Have you ever made something an idol, used God’s name as a cuss word, dishonor your parents, murder (God views hate as murder), lusting, stealing, lying, wanting something another has that isn’t rightfully yours? Doing so we violating the law, which is sin, and because of sin there is a punishment…If a serial killer like Ted Bundy tells a judge of all the good things he’s done for society do you think the judge would let the serial killer off free? The same is with us; we’ve committed such crimes against God that we are separated from God forever; we are punished by suffering Hell for eternity, a place with no hope for us. But God loves us so much and with all his heart that he gave his only Son, Jesus Christ, to this cursed world to be crucified on the cross. (John 3:16-17) Now anyone who accepts Jesus Christ, God’s Son, as their Lord and Savior and believes he rose from the dead the third day will be saved from eternal damnation in Hell and live in Heaven in paradise with him forever. Many will choose to follow Satan, whether it be because they think they won’t succeed otherwise or won’t have any joy or friendships, but he will soon reveal himself as a murderer and a liar as he was since the beginning and he will curse all his followers as he cursed God and all of Satan’s followers will be cased into ever burning Hell. Don’t believe this lie I too believed in! Our God is a loving God full of compassion, yet he is a righteous God with righteous judgment. (Matthew 13:41-42)

[@DishwasherPotato]

This man lives off sausages alone judging from those fridge contents 💀💀💀

[@santa_with_a_gun]

he live on pure *PROTEIN*

[@bruhm4571]

The power of sausages repels the feds

[@gyrozeppeli7296]

@@santa_with_a_gun sausages are like 60% fat tho

[@terrabits5962]

But they taste good

[@History_Nurd]

@XeaTreW my dad has good sausage

[@dantinogaming1397]

watching a 22 year old man cook sausage and eggs, I love it

[@3nzo_279]

Man's just living the life. Sometimes you gotta treat yourself with a good meal!

[@mrdark7284]

"I'm hungry." *Prepares sausages.* *Cuts up sausages into pieces.* *Puts sausages into a pan.* *Sees a dropped sausage.* *Feeds dog.* *Adds spices to the pan.* *Brings out eggs.* *Cracks almost all the eggs into a bowl.* *Stirs all the eggs together.* *Puts stirred yolk onto a pan.* *Finishes the scrambled eggs and adds them to a plate.* *Adds a egg to the sausages and finishes cooking them.* *Puts the sausages onto a plate.* *Mixes a portion of the eggs and sausages onto a personal plate.* *Takes a bite and enjoys it.* *Puts on Spongebob.* Truly amazing content.

[@gooberr_man]

thanks man i'm blind i didn't know what was happening in the video

[@anandareisya2396]

@@gooberr_man goofy ah reply

[@theonlyfusedguestplays]

@@gooberr_manLMAO

[@JanLawrenceCallado]

@@gooberr_man how did you see this comment then?

[@ilyaszaim6494]

Nah bro memorized the fuking video 💀

[@SwiftCan34876]

I love how he’s just casually making food with 4 different guns around him.

[@IT_BURN]

American chief

[@CT-zynx]

Basic American moment

[@clovermedia.]

@@CT-zynx based american moment

[@x3fable]

just a small amount of guns

[@wissutapangtid2688]

I was looking for a comment about the guns😂

[@KakumeiDev]

john is slowly turning into a cooking channel.

[@kiwi_446]

we like it

[@AaronJohn_ALG]

@@kiwi_446 yeah

[@thegamerFOX45]

@@kiwi_446 yes

[@KingFurious2023]

​@@thegamerFOX45 yes

[@Dr._Xenonrairvids]

I was about to go to bed then i saw this. Imedent joy and im happy we got season 4 of you cooking lol.

[@Blackness_78]

Grown man cooking , 4k Resolution.

[@TB_Corey]

Truly a chef john moment

[@kurol3umas]

I would pay john yo cook for me

[@johnnycoolman87]

@@kurol3umas Same

[@The_whales]

Plot twist: he the left 4 dead so that’s why he ate that much

[@chillbizz74]

This is why only John deserves that chef hat accessory on his avatar because he can actually cook

[@jokeman5635]

truly a "master cheif" john monment

[@bluedemon6989]

I love how John has an AS VAL and an MP5K in his kitchen, just perfect.

[@Man_of_Krieg]

I think he also has an AK and a scorpion EVO

[@DOOMFOREVER7277]

the mp5 looks more like a mpx tbh

[@quantumproductions_]

we got some gun nerds here

[@Man_of_Krieg]

@@quantumproductions_ yes

[@skr8txs]

@@Man_of_Krieg was gonna say that

[@AgusShiba]

he just ate like 14 pigs

[@Gh0st_Cyn]

And 400 eggs

[@fancierfig]

about 7.5 small families worth of food for one meal, this man is a true chimpanzee

[@RogueWolf.]

sometimes while im eating, i put this on and its really soothing

[@olo557]

how many sausages and eggs do you need? john: *yes* thx for 1k likes

[@habibi5851]

17 eggs

[@DuduGamerLuis]

Seems enough

[@XtraKawaii]

@@habibi5851 18 eggs counting the one he put on the sausage

[@JaynationMember]

John is bulking

[@BRASHKNIGHT]

Many eggs

[@CrazyKyogre]

The scariest part of the video isn’t the guns on his counter… It’s that he is cooking dinner this early

[@Chairandface]

or this late ya never knoww

[@cabbybrocolimania5297]

He’s just the average American

[@domina4603]

average american household

[@tungdaominh]

i just realized that he had guns on his counter lol

[@angrypotato9914]

@@tungdaominh I didn't even notice the guns

[@normalfingers6760]

personally i think zummo sausages taste way better, but it probably depends on how you make it. i like to normally cut it into hot dog sized links and then cut them in half which makes it taste really good. id then put them on either a grill or a pan with some aluminum on it but honestly you should just prepare sausages however you prefer.

[@SirStappy]

I like how John just casually has a fridge full of sausages in his garage

[@F18GGSLOL]

are we ignoring the automatic guns on the counter and how the fridge is full of nothing but fucking sausage

[@cdkt1970]

wow. such expert cooking. i need to learn the arts of johns equisite skills.

[@GTSFT]

John fully embracing the bloody chef persona

[@mr.prankkiller66]

Will everybody ignore the fact that John has a whole automatic rifle in his kitchen that is just casually laying around like its supposed to be here?

[@thegamerFOX45]

well i mean hes jonh roblox after all hes always showing off the many guns he buys

[@Haziy_YT]

@@thegamerFOX45 lol yea he's like ur average gta5 character. Pulling guns outta nowhere

[@doublepetprotection2304]

i found it so funny seeing those guns just laying around on his counter

[@Kebabfiloux]

@@Haziy_YT he even got chop with em crazy isn't it

[@suffer3828]

Hey you won't know if someone is gonna break into your house while you're cooking dinner one day

[@NekroWareOfficial]

Nice POV!

[@MaxBaxPamparapa]

glad to see that dinner in america is pretty simillar to eastern european dinner

[@grappyhookling]

gordon ramsay is shivering

[@Iaserz]

1 day ago?

[@IMONFlRE]

nah bro hes in the Artic

[@randomguy83]

Ayo man got acces to video before publish

[@fimmyformer]

ong

[@thenerd1153]

Man's bought the battle pass

[@norisotuthegreat]

you should legitimately make a cooking channel id watch the shit out of it

[@Haziy_YT]

Cooking. With guns! Featuring,: JOHN ROBLOX

[@Kebabfiloux]

@@Haziy_YTkitchen gun is real

[@Alphaiskindagaming]

2:41 this guy cracks eggs like he's reloading, damn that's cool

[@Hyperdust.]

TRUE

[@noobpyxl]

Some people may be questions about the guns on the counter, i just say that is American freedom.

[@thefreezers]

congrats for being the only youtuber I know who knows how to cook a meal

[@Snowbone]

Honestly he deserves that for all the hard work he does for us

[@nutmaine]

I like how he has guns in his kitchen just to make sure that he does not get robbed of his hotdogs and sausages

[@patosamuerte5178]

The content that no one asked but we all needed

[@dogteam6178]

Fr

[@GrimDim]

Its good you cook your own meals, a lot of people just eat out.

[@endlessential]

I wish to see more of these videos, I had an extremely pleasant time watching this slice of life of life. (Pls make more)

[@BlueYT3]

damn this actually looks good

[@theguywhoasked2960]

I am impressed by the fact he keep his guns even on the kitchen desk

[@rikogal]

This made me hungry thank you John

[@IAmWezGD]

The one who chose to build a store near John's house is actually brilliant.

[@icecubegod807]

2:47 my man turning into howtobasic

[@olgachubai8447]

3:59 the sound im dying

[@wennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

1:31 my guy got a lot of sausages

[@jasonhoang188]

You mean our guy

[@cvxqln2257]

Micheal Myers don't stand a chance just look at this mastery of the knife @0:41

[@ExlioRBX]

I love John bro, he is so calm in these vids and even though he screams a lot, this is calming

[@OrphanObliterator-i1e]

This is relaxing, we need more of this

[@tommythach2396]

3:04 that a lot of eggs

[@stupidheadreee4540]

i find it funny that john just casually has a shotgun in the kitchen while also just cooking a meal

[@Haziy_YT]

That's how he tenderizes his meals. He just pounds them with the stock of the shotgun. And if he needs to make waffles? Shoot em.

[@ashthegeek]

@@Haziy_YT I still wonder how his counter isn't completely destroyed 💀

[@Haziy_YT]

@@ashthegeek his counter is made out of bullet proof sheets 💀

[@luigifirefighter64]

lmao john casually just has a rifle in his kitchen 💀

[@Egghj]

Watching this after john had a heart attack hits different

[@ShadowPlaysYTxTV-_-]

I love ur dog so cute

[@frostics.]

Shouldve really used a large pot for the sausage(s), give you the opportunity to toss them around with the pot more evenly spreading the seasonings and spices, also a better all around cook on the sausages aslong as you do toss it around often. they like to be high maintenance

[@poopookaka2831]

A *WOK*

[@DarknessVR619]

And also stir the eggs more to the point where the colors are unable to be told apart..

[@alexayoyo5021]

it was quite satisfying ngl

[@somerandomperson4586]

Dude’s actually preparing his own last supper for dinner wtf. That’s like 7 different meals right there.

[@Refinea]

Despite the ridiculous amount of food, I am still relaxed by this for some reason.

[@xxingoNTF]

thank you for uploading this, it inspired me to make scrambled eggs at 2 am

[@BreadXs]

john casually having a gun in his kitchen💀

[@Abber-Ation]

never know when a terrorist attack might happen

[@justs9561]

It's fine

[@Batman-nr4en]

American Moment

[@Zincmentomint]

That was the joke

[@Arthur32O]

And ak mags in the garage.

[@Mr_Egotistical]

Y'know I think everyone sometimes laughs at John for playing Roblox being the age he is but dude is probably strong as hell. Like yeah he plays Roblox are you gonna try and fight him over that?

[@Flornkk]

i want to see albert and john fight in a boxing ring, they are both strong as hell.

[@thegamerFOX45]

i bet 7,000 robux john would win that

[@Flornkk]

@@thegamerFOX45 idk man, they both ripped. But here's a tougher one for you, physically peak flamino vs john.

[@sxlarfr]

Does he actually talk like this while cooking? "Got my sausages out"

[@3_peri790]

WILDDD

[@HavntHeardofTheNameNamuinYears]

Watching this makes my stomach hurt..

[@Hanstheninthboss]

I like how John is just calm and says the name of every thing hes using in a calm manner good job john

[@veta2881]

0:27 why is there a gun in the backround

[@iitiger_law9526]

The man has to stay protected, no matter if it's a kitchen or a bathroom. And he's in America, what do you expect.

[@veta2881]

@@iitiger_law9526 its a joke

[@extrovertdude4271]

@@veta2881 that is the joke

[@GoldenWembley]

I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the sausages go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this sausage cooking has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the sausage is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children of sausage. hail sausage. hail sausage. The spinning sausage, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could sausage do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the sausage cooks , showing its lightly salt covered dark soft skin. I can hear the sizzle just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the sausage cooking scraping the dark, smooth oily pan . The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this cooking sausage. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of sausage I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a sausage cooking video I have ever seen especially on 4:54. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the sausages go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this sausage cooking has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the sausage is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children of sausage. hail sausage. hail sausage. The spinning sausage, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could sausage do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the sausage cooks , showing its lightly salt covered dark soft skin. I can hear the sizzle just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the sausage cooking scraping the dark, smooth oily pan . The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this cooking sausage. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of sausage I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a sausage cooking video I have ever seen especially on 4:54. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the sausages go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this sausage cooking has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the sausage is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children of sausage. hail sausage. hail sausage. The spinning sausage, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could sausage do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the sausage cooks , showing its lightly salt covered dark soft skin. I can hear the sizzle just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the sausage cooking scraping the dark, smooth oily pan . The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this cooking sausage. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of sausage I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a sausage cooking video I have ever seen especially on 4:54. I will move on , . It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.

[@JenniferPropsom]

My god dude how long did this take

[@iforgorall]

@@JenniferPropsom He copy and pasted everything when he wrote the first paragraph

[@JenniferPropsom]

@@iforgorall oh

[@iforgorall]

@@JenniferPropsom Maybe he copy and pasted everything though

[@GoldenWembley]

@@iforgorall wow dude wont appreciate the things i said and copy and pasted 3 times

[@ajemn2433]

I’d never like to think how good John is at cooking until now

[@alexsanchez1995]

Plot twist: *He’s eating his early thanksgiving food before thanksgiving as always*

[@tankgaming5199]

The guns in the background💀

[@Τ5̇]

How to basic

[@Alquax]

1:01 i took feet picks, any problem or can i just sell them ?

[@NotMarsh]

2:24 wait, I recognize that brand HEB on the salt bottle. John lives in Texas confirmed?

[@playboy-music]

yeehaw

[@NotMarsh]

@@playboy-music yup

[@deionel]

you have a nice ass kitchen john, absolutely love these videos btw do more vlog-ish type videos often if you enjoy them because i am

[@spookypuffer3791]

This is the type of videos that I need in life simple, peaceful and calm.

[@SurpremePasta]

0:19 casual AK-47 or smth like that

[@Burgerburgerburger-t8f]

It's look a AS-VAL actually. Edit: It's looks like a HK G3 (No that's a 416) or FN FAL mix with a AK-74 mabye? It's looks very weird.

[@olihahehshshhwlwkennd8953]

Murica!

[@RavVill]

feet 1:00

[@mushroomish_handle]

The Most Chilled Video of John..

[@elya4791]

John's mum: john how much egg do you want for dinner? John: Yes.

[@AceAsteris]

I wish John was my personal chef in the kitchen, cooking all of these delicious dishes.

[@CliftyBoy]

I made an entire playlist of all the videos where he is cooking

[@glennedwardallado4282]

Love this I want to see you do more of these

[@ghost-classic3663]

John:im hungry ak:give me bullets dog: S A U S A G E

[@_Dee_Snuts]

Bro is the first white person i've ever seen to use seasoning (this is a compliment, dont take it to heart)

[@notealist]

10/10 taught me a deep lesson about perseverance, hard work, and that john roblox is a 400 pound beast.

[@lin31932]

big guy, big meal

[@1Kanyewestglazer]

This is better than most cooking content.

[@chillbizz74]

Either it's a horrible recipe or it's a very long video or it just has annoying edits

[@urfavvdan.]

Bro cooks better than me

[@hiterACE]

bro got enough sausage to feed all his viewers

[@rabeyaakter1307]

😏

[@SoulsGameplay-lw9rb]

Maybe you should make like a cooking channel where every once in a while you just film yourself making dinner

[@kool27]

Bro man is a chef

[@Bri4n786]

Your fridge is full of long stuf-

[@loeslay4316]

I love this I don’t know why but this felt like a cooking tutorial. This is what you call the best life

[@totalygamingtemplar]

i love this as it is not generic with the sound effects and stuff like that

[@redhatman4223]

your a pretty good cook man, keep it up

[@Miivc]

All you have is sassuage what a man

[@dbvggbbb1744]

3:58 I DIED OF LAUGHING WHEN HE MADE THE EATING SOUND XD

[@MnrCloud]

No cap I laid on my bed at 3 am watching this masterpiece 😂❤keep up the great content

[@commandermicrowave4905]

What a life he lives, He even leaves guns around his house like in the kitchen

[@ilyaszaim6494]

Gordon ramsay been real quiet since this one droped