THE FATHER OF JUICING - JonTron

[@ShortHax]

The man, the meme, the legend has now uploaded a years worth of content, see you all next year

[@peepothefrog4331]

Gaming

[@foxkid2738]

Gaming

[@pawsclawsandjaws3314]

He remembered once he saw that new password can't be old password.

[@rainrunerkillpopkill3424]

ok

[@rainrunerkillpopkill3424]

ok

[@andrewramsey5432]

I like how even in his death his company was still using him as marketing. “He died in his sleep... disease free!”

[@austinbaccus]

Probably followed up by putting him in the juicer too

[@Siegberg91]

@@austinbaccus he would have wished for that

[@jackmckeown7601]

You figured out the cult's practice

[@fandomguy8025]

To be fair, it's what he would have wanted. Can't take the money you scammed people out of with you, though.

[@benmackarel295]

Fandom guy was the cancer all part of the scam or did he actually have it

[@indeimaus]

shoutout to the first elderly who sees that jon corpse floating down river, have a heart attack and die before the age of 100

[@18themxxn_]

God I wish that were me

[@manooxi327]

i'd freak out if i seen it ngl

[@MrDarkDucks]

She died disease free though...

[@FiremanPC]

Unless he was on the juice, in which case he would definitely live until 100, disease-free. You can avoid car accident by being on the juice.

[@lastswordfighter]

Damn it stopping killing Kenny.

[@therealMrA]

Love how Jay Kordich got his cancer-killing medical advice in an era when doctors were recommending cigarettes to people

[@memoryhead7715]

doctors never recommmended cigarettes to people. companies paid people pretending to be doctors to sell cigarettes

[@trequor]

What makes you think they stopped? Do you really think that doctors are much different than they were 100 years ago? Same racket, same lack of care and concern.

[@East16]

@@trequor I mean they have changed a shit tonne. Look at all the medical advancements over time. Just because some countries can't figure out Healthcare doesn't mean the field is unchanged

[@trequor]

@@East16 I said "doctors". Specifically. Which is almost the same thing as saying that "people aren't much different than they were 100 years ago"

[@maymadisson6140]

@@trequor You used a blanket statement for a group of people based on their job which has massively changed and become more restrictive to get into since that time. Just by virtue of that the people in that field have changed because they go into massive amounts of debt just to get into the career field. I'm not saying that there aren't greedy, shitty doctors out there because there absolutely are but given the amount of crippling debt, time and work that it takes to become a doctor most of them aren't shitty people. Not to mention that the knowledge required to be a doctor has changed as well as common medical practices.

[@SanctuaryReintegrate]

Jon's such a loose cannon, I thought he was actually going to give himself an IV for a moment

[@RockyPixel]

Oh, thank God he didn’t I kept skipping that part.

[@noahgonzalez5705]

For some reason I thought so too

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

He's chaotic good.

[@zacharypoplawski1076]

For a brief period of my life I owned this book, gifted to me by a friend as a joke. The most use I ever got out of it was reading the introduction to a suicidal friend to keep them occupied and laughing, so I guess you could say the Power of Juicing has saved at least one life. Seriously though the introduction is a riot, he talks about living out of his car with his wife and two kids while he tries to get the world on board with juicing

[@gracekim1998]

Wow😅

[@shitmultiverse1404]

That's unexpectedly wholesome and ngl as someone who has been suicidal and suffers from depression, I wish I had someone like you

[@wareforcoin5780]

He could have gotten a real job, but he really had a vision that he was going to see through.

[@Xipingu]

Could imagine it would serve as a good comedy book, all things considered!

[@CoralCopperHead]

Ah well, they'll be allowed to cross the finish line and bail on this shithole some day, I suppose.

[@187Tim.G]

“Am I gonna get jonestowned?” I’m fucking dead lmfao

[@aroniense21]

I mean, so are they

[@187Tim.G]

@@aroniense21 lmfaoooo

[@mattiismouse1086]

Juice town

[@dennis_duran]

I literally just watched a documentary on that and that line fuckin killed me

[@nel9380]

Bro wtf is that profile picture 😭

[@eatatjoes6149]

I cannot get over Jay having Terri drink something he made and immediately informing her that "we're all going to pass away"

[@crimsondynamo615]

He slipped a special ingredient

[@maustank5224]

"The Father of Juicing" sounds like an achievement in a cooking video game when you use the juicer on everything

[@coffeecrispy2673]

Beat the game with just the juicer

[@unluckycatfish6866]

@@coffeecrispy2673 shove the final boss' head into a juicer

[@yves_23]

@@unluckycatfish6866 *Put his family in the juicer.*

[@danielcorrales5454]

Its an achivement in cooking mama by using the juicernall the time

[@aneeveewhohasinternet1871]

Cooking simulator has 'the ruler of juicing things' as an achievement for using a juicer on every item, and it's a reference to ruler of everything by tally hall

[@ImOblivious]

This man put on a full track suit, went to a harbor, and fell in the water just for a bit.

[@benmackarel295]

What can I say Jon is committed

[@assanefrost9453]

This man is worth all the subs and likes he gets

[@Hootkins.]

It was track suit washing day.

[@bdwilcox]

It didn't look very warm out either. Plus it's the ocean in New England which isn't exactly known for its warm currents.

[@JuuzouRCS]

That was probably his own boat in his backyard lake!

[@shadowgs3]

I can't believe he actually threw himself off the bridge. Another soul that couldn't live until 100. RIP in rest in peace

[@stinkrat167]

@Regdu Geht it’s true

[@Annacamaraa]

i'm crying

[@Tooooooom]

Disease free until the end

[@razikhickland3752]

What happened?

[@zachs.7947]

@@razikhickland3752 Watch to the end of the video.

[@electrosquirrel]

the entire juicequest 64 joke is amazing, so much effort for such a shortly lived joke. i especially loved the "...devastating ass" bit.

[@Derka_Shmerka]

JonTron blink twice if you’re being held hostage by Raid Shadow Legends.

[@samuelprince4719]

@ 2:21 - that's the signal, take the shot!

[@cheiftainvulpix]

I didn't think 3 sponsors would be possible but here we are. We got to save him.

[@kalebsmith3304]

We will know next year when he posts

[@dryoshkaiwhokuri222]

@@samuelprince4719 *Takes the Shot* We did it boys Raid Shadow Legends is no more

[@necromech_]

overused joke

[@aceidscemical]

Jontron: "I feel like I'm 35 again." Also Jontron: *31*

[@HUNTR11]

Jotnron

[@leafmario4319]

Jotnron

[@danko0911]

Jotnron

[@mikihisakaribe2319]

Jotnron

[@TheEel228]

" splash "

[@nottom7551]

JonTrons kinda like that uncle you only see every so often at family gatherings but he’s always a good time

[@bdwilcox]

And you wonder if he's in jail the rest of the time that you don't see him. "Uncle JonTron is 'upstate' again."

[@BaneRain]

Yeah and like the uncle, you just gotta make sure you don't bring up politics 🤣

[@ThumpingThromnambular]

@@BaneRain beat me to it lol.

[@pinio5132]

@@BaneRain and yet here you are, doing just that

[@NyklausCopernicus]

@@pinio5132 seemed like they were doing the equivalent of speaking out of earshot at the other end of the Thanksgiving dinner table, where crazy uncle Jonson Trondle cannot hear. So yknow, chill breh

[@XxDeZZoRxX]

I love how a “crazy” dude from 20 years ago sounds almost sane compared to a lot of people today

[@seismicrocket]

To be honest, Jay saying that "We will all pass away, but we have to have a healthy and vigorous life" is true. Most people nowadays will scream at you for saying that when they were ordering tons of Subway and McDonald's for their f*t asses.

[@menselv7142]

6:19 “there’s no way to prove this man isn’t a murderer” - Orange Juice Simpson

[@Shiranui400]

Oh yeah, it's all coming together

[@joenevico7742]

If the glove don't fit cant convict

[@andrewfelsher7872]

4:26

[@sokeen275]

“Where’s you family Jay?” “They’re all dEaD!”

[@sara.rae08]

I love the part where he goes "I'm invisible."

[@handleonafridge6828]

The way you wrote “dead” means I must assume they all have erectile dysfunction.

[@danielwilliams7161]

Look at this celery Gordy. LOOK AT IT!

[@SpaceCase132]

That sketch is going to get a massive amount of traffic because of this video.

[@megamadd9220]

Jay just juiced'em

[@Fubukio]

"Look at me, I feel like I'm 35 again!" - JonTron, Age 31, 2021

[@audiblerangerdms6616]

There has never before been a more underrated comment.

[@hollow8077]

i love your pfp so much

[@Fubukio]

@@hollow8077 Thanks, I drew it myself.

[@hollow8077]

@@Fubukio damn. that's pretty cool love the style

[@released9yne511]

That the day of my birthday btw

[@krossdreemurr42]

12:58 Terri: "Do you drink it?" Jay: "You make it incredibly hard to do this job, Terri. Do I drink it? That glass of juice, do I drink that? You know what, Terri? Yes, I do drink it! Matter of fact, moments ago, *you* drank it."

[@danasty42]

I live for this one bit. In my darkest moments I think back to this one excellently edited joke and realise…it will be ok.

[@latt.qcd9221]

"Kordich stated that his cancer was cured after drinking 13 glasses of apple and carrot juice each day." Nothing cures cancer quite like explosive diarrhea.

[@farkbett699]

Gotta shit the cancer out

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

@@farkbett699 Cancer is stored in the shid.

[@Calvin_Coolage]

Oh so that's why that Japanese workout video talked about diarrhea.

[@timothyjacksondrake4454]

Cancer really get in there deep. The solution, flush until there is nothing left to flush.

[@dabblerdeluxe775]

he spent 2 years on a juice fast after being diagnosed with bladder cancer

[@ET-oq1vj]

The “why don’t you fucking take over” legitimately made me cry laugh for 5 mins. Thanks for making this vid man, made my day

[@StuartRobertM]

Yeah, I lost it when he threw the carrots at the camera.

[@keyboardwarrior___5077]

What's the time stamp

[@RetroPiero]

@@keyboardwarrior___5077 11:31

[@keyboardwarrior___5077]

@@RetroPiero thanks man

[@MrMetalforever5]

That gag gave me a chuckle when I first watched it, but now that I’m re-watching and seeing this comment, that bit actually has me struggling to breath at 1 in the morning.

[@EVPointMaster]

We got 2 jokes about Jon killing himself in this video, instead of the usual 1 Are you ok Jon?

[@taddad2641]

think he is. considering the concept is about 'living longer' and shit?

[@SimplyEvan]

I'm sure he's fine, with the power of juicing!

[@ep1cgaemur938]

@@SimplyEvan you forgot the ZING

[@APAMVs]

Maybe that's why he threw a clearly realistic dead body off the bridge in the end. He needs to escape from Raid

[@that1kidonyoutube]

*dying*

[@twoha7vds59]

Mans basically calls cancer a mild inconvenience and seconds later I get a midroll ad about prostate cancer. Nice try, KZbin. Unfortunately for you though, I can cure my cancer with copious amounts of juice!

[@Pixxeltrixx]

I watched a KZbin ad, had a Raid Shadow Legends ad from Jon, then proceeded to watch the core content which consists of Jon, watching an ad.

[@keithpierce5686]

*ADCEPTION*

[@patrickfrost9405]

@EasyCoast The natural state of man

[@AbsoluteGorbSupreme]

@@patrickfrost9405 the natural state of man is primitive anarchy

[@joshuaflores9762]

Yas

[@rams_r_champs]

@@AbsoluteGorbSupreme yeah I’ll take capitalism over that shit any day

[@namielle4606]

Two jokes of Jon killing himself. And a Raid Shadow Legends sponsor. I think he's being held hostage.

[@FloridaGuy53]

Jontron:"I'm being held here! My number is 123-HELP!" Fans:"Lol." (Years later) Jontron:["Attempts" to "escape" twice, but is always sent back to "his apartment"] Fans:"Is he being held hostage?"

[@dummerbo5433]

@@FloridaGuy53 Oh shit you're right..

[@FloridaGuy53]

@@Bigbagofgamer Now 5

[@PinkManGuy]

Or maybe Raid Shadow Legends makes so much money exploiting the weakness of the human psyche that they can spam money at anyone and everyone and still turn a disgustingly huge profit. If I made 500k a year on KZbin (idk what Jontron makes, it's just an example) I'm still not gonna turn down 25 grand to say "Yeah Raid Shadow Legends woo baby" for a minute and a half.

[@joetheturtle7768]

He’s trying to send us a message

[@CAMELOT331]

Oh. From the title I thought it was going to be about Jon becoming a bodybuilder and juicing to the gills. Shame.

[@AndrewDrewJamison]

Weird assumption.

[@JimboBurrito]

HE LIVES DAMNIT! HE LIVES!

[@XCHRONICLEZ]

same honestly

[@sirapple589]

So he’d get sponsored by GymShark?

[@FNA4E]

Have you watched any of his content at all?

[@davidwalsh9986]

I just realized (watched this like 8 times+) the 6% refund joke is referencing how Jay made it to 94 / 100 years old so it's the remaining amount.

[@ArcaneArmor2321]

Oh. my. gosh. That's such a well done joke

[@pannnella]

Holy shit that’s so impressive. I’ve watched this video like 15 times that’s so smart.

[@Frawt]

Uhuh. Except Jay Kordich died at 93, not 94, so...

[@If_i_flirt_its_on_accident]

@@Frawt7% discount

[@Aerodeth]

@@If_i_flirt_its_on_accident And I bet you it had nothing to do with any illness, sickness, cancer, anything unhealthy related. His body itself just decided to retire. Over the years, it got tired of all the intense healthy living and was just like "You know what? I think I did everything I wanted to, there's really not much else I can get out of life. I dont feel like making it to 100, I'm close enough."

[@nocomment9532]

"He drank 13 glasses of apple and carrot juice a day" The dude must have been shitting like crazy, apple juice is a natural laxative

[@samuellasky7771]

All that cancer just came right out of him

[@randomdude189]

Most juice will start the metabolism and make you crap

[@KakashiLvr26]

He shit out the cancer

[@urban_gse_]

@@KakashiLvr26 Doctor:sorry u have cancer. "Hold my beer" *CHUGS LAXATIVE*

[@BigTiger_99]

@@samuellasky7771 that’s what I was thinking

[@quickattackfilms7923]

I feel like Jon’s upload schedule might actually be a benefit to him. His videos have such replay ability that, whenever a new video comes out, I immediately binge a bunch of his old videos.

[@FrancesFarmer00]

Yeah he also chooses times when the ad revenue is the highest which is smoart

[@Ruger34]

True his videos are super rewatch able but if he upload like every 2 weeks he could have 50 million plus subs, he’s an amazing youtuber

[@flyingsheep1539]

@@Ruger34 Cant achieve good quality and perfection if he did it so fast

[@Netro1992]

I literally watch all my favorites every time I remember he exists.

[@strangetimes2416]

They never get old, its always good to go back over his stuff. For me I always relook at titenic first😂

[@TurtleSauceGaming]

"he was striken by an illness, which he cured by consuming mass quantities of fruit and vegetable juice." Was it scurvy?

[@level3xfactor]

Honestly it might have been lol

[@collinhart2909]

great comment lol

[@michaelgrimes1302]

Honestly, now that i think of it, yeah, it was probably scurvy.

[@seijin4426]

Inthinkdickwartz

[@gabriellegunvik4377]

3:35 well, it is a serious illness

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

Jon, please, NEVER change. You are a gift. A beautiful, wonderful gift. The amount of wheezing laughter you have gifted me over the years is enough for a lifetime of 100 wheezing grandma's who smoked 3 packs a day, and didn't juice properly.

[@noahhebeisen5639]

I am thoroughly impressed with the irony of the “Pulp Fiction” poster in the background of a fruit juice video…

[@genericrandomness3455]

Underrated comment. That was very clever. 👍

[@anyagremorys5442]

lmao i didn't even notice 😂

[@ValtteriNieminen]

Not irony

[@SuperWiiBros08]

whatever was in that juice, it weren't carrots Doc

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

haha nope

[@tomhappening]

@@DyslexicMitochondria Sup bro! I watch your channeI. Absolutely love ur vids

[@danielretardo7075]

@@DyslexicMitochondria Didnt expect you here

[@ayanbadinoldchannel]

amogos edit: how the hell did this get 5 likes

[@ZombieLuvzXD]

HAH Looney tunes metaphor

[@ek6352]

4:13 Okay hear me out. He bought a blue tracksuit, drove to the lake, jumped inside it, just for an 8 second clip. That's dedication. That's why it takes him 8 months to film a video. That's jontron.

[@karrimgyver]

I was wondering if that was his boat. Since he already made a video about getting an boating license so he can take his wife for a lake ride

[@t20kdc]

underrated comment

[@isheeppol8761]

I bet he had that doll specially made for this video.

[@doomguy3603]

And built a whole fuckin shrine to this guy

[@ryanhernandez8324]

And the Nintendo Power gag

[@Ghostdog-q2z]

5:43 this part gets me every time. also the way he switches the scenes is so good

[@edgykid1846]

He's not dead queen elizabeth has him captive forcing him to make her juices filled with life force

[@namesaremasks]

She will outlive us all. God bless the queen and her new British Galactic empire when she makes it

[@ratpackstewart]

So what you're saying is.... Werewolves can live off of carrot/apple juice?

[@a1saucin221]

So glad she’s single now 😍😍😍😍

[@Zerojimm]

She almost made it to 100, but before she could, the Juice Father managed to destroy his cage and escape into the night, never to be seen again.

[@heisenberg3868]

❤rip

[@TheWriter5030]

Jon’s back doing his monthly check in to make sure that we know he’s still alive.

[@Haunted_Jacolope]

His once/bi yearly check up

[@cringeburger]

But is Jacques?

[@Anty_2]

@@Haunted_Jacolope good enough for me

[@GyroGarrison]

Not before he tells you about his sponser!

[@xolborLOL]

More like yearly

[@mcbyt]

"You make it..." "incredibly hard to do this job, Terry." Wow, that transition was smooth.

[@OrangeGraffiti]

i was actually on another tab at that moment and honestly thought the juice man had said that lmao

[@mccarthyfamily7238]

10:25 "God said, "Zing!" And uh... pretty much left it at that." 😂

[@TheAsherShow]

4:30 I just realized my mom owns this book. No wonder i consumed so much celery juice as a child

[@johntom6002]

How do you feel?

[@allenxav4754]

And your still alive to this day :,D You know I used to juice. I didn’t need a juicer tho just some guy at the gym

[@spamton.g.spamton.1164]

Your mom owns a book with John's face on it? This is just the joke I know what you meant but still

[@intercoursehandguns851]

If being a furry is the result then I'll just stick to soda.

[@Chachibenji]

And now youll live forever

[@spimbles]

jon lightly holding onto the boat before letting go and falling like a dead body into the water will never cease to make tears flow

[@bendu8282]

What do you think the ending meant?

[@humantacos9800]

Jon gets it. He doesn't burn himself out anymore to keep putting out crap. He takes his time. When he finally releases something people click so fast it it breaks their mouse.

[@MrMister1227]

When did he put out crap?

[@anglepsycho]

@@MrMister1227 He doesn't mean the content was ever bad. It's just comparing to nearly literally everyone else on this platform.

[@weston407]

@@MrMister1227 he's not forcing out crap just to put out consistent content

[@samlerf]

So many youtubers got destroyed forever by doing the opposite.

[@ktmbikes9227]

Hes getting back on track, Remember the episode that was just one big advertisement for a town ? He did put out crap because he tried to be more like these other youtubers.

[@timstolfa7381]

It is interesting how he got cancer when he was old enough to join the army in the middle of WW2 and than got suddenly healed 😂😂

[@albedoweatheruno]

huh now that you say it like that...

[@AZIONG651]

Was wondering that myself. Like he would've been of age when WW2 kicked off, so how did he end up not getting drafted? Ah, cancer.

[@Anti_Septikum]

Then*

[@trequor]

​@@AZIONG651Well you may want to learn that WW2 for the United States did not start immediately

[@Frawt]

He was diagnosed with cancer in 1948. Hint hint, that's 3 years after WWII ended.

[@lildevilvr5711]

"6% refund" JON HE'S ALREADY DEAD WHYD YOU HAVE TO DO THAT TO HIM JON?!

[@skarloey1214]

Cause He Died 6 Years Earlier Then He Said He Would.

[@5CAUSEofORDER5]

OH I GET IT NOW

[@lildevilvr5711]

@@skarloey1214 thats the joke.jpg

[@lawrencewidemouth]

@@skarloey1214 oh Thank you baby, i didnt understand op’s very clear comment untill your very clear comment

[@ootfan7882]

Lmao savage

[@sourdust6558]

“Am i about to get Jonestowned” is my new favorite Jon Tron Quote

[@Zavex]

i laughed so hard man

[@LirylCrovyn]

"He looks and acts like a man half that age"?! That is a HARDEST 44.5 years I've ever seen!

[@DirtyBobBojangles]

Yeah 44 years 6 months stop trying to be a smartass

[@kaldogorath]

Not even Keith Richards looked that rough at 45

[@zigfaust]

@@kaldogorath If Kurt Cobain didnt shotgun hari kari he pros would have actually looked this bad...

[@travisharnedmusic]

“When life gives you lemons, juice them in front of a live audience” words of wisdom

[@Sluggs2003]

100 years disease free? Jay: “I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess”

[@bugra8316]

LOL nice one

[@pixiesparkle0408]

Honestly the fact that this man managed to win an oscar is astonishing. I can't believe he managed to bring the academy awards voters' attention to KZbin, he is truly a legend. A shadow legend one might say

[@controlfreak110]

Raid SL doesn't deserve him

[@nyanecoz1631]

Wait he did what

[@asagoldsmith3328]

@@nyanecoz1631 see flex tape 2

[@escobxy2541]

"There's no way to prove this man's not a murderer" That's my new favorite catch phrase.

[@hellen9781]

👁🕳👁 Live....Bodies

[@gorg6151]

@@hellen9781 *Smacks lips* Until I get them

[@DocM.]

12:59 Jon's cuts and editing kills me 🤣 "You make it - *INCREDIBLY HARD TO DO THIS JOB* ..." Funniest and most favorite youtuber!

[@Wh40kFinatic]

"Do I drink it"?

[@papacarson8551]

Doctor: “I’m sorry, you have cancer” Jay: “omg, is there any cure” Doctor: “yeah it’s fucking carrots and literally no scientist has figured it out” Jay: “oh ok nice”

[@WakoDoodle]

Jay's Friend: "You want me to do WHAT with a Carrot?!"

[@Deoxys_Used_Mimic]

How much time and charity money has gone toward cancer research by now? Just in general. Oh wait, never mind. I forgot that it’s a f*cking race for the prestige of being ‘the one who cured cancer’ instead of everyone pooling all of those resources together and actually… *getting somewhere anytime soon.* Of course. I should’ve known. Thanks, every country ever on planet Earth. Y’all getting along well?

[@chezwizard]

@@WakoDoodle "Squeeze the fun out of it!"

[@sk33m-qe3ym]

There have been a number of cases of people overcoming detrimental diseases through holistic methods rather than the indoctrinated hospital business

[@faselblaDer3te]

@@Deoxys_Used_Mimic Ouch

[@NostalgiaVHS]

Crazy how he was stricken with that terrible mystery 'cancer' right before he wouldve gotten drafted to WW2.

[@pacman_pol_pl_polska]

Many such cases.

[@devriestown]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@eliasdincer640]

Aah didnt notice but now that you say it!

[@Ed-1749]

Ah yes, the true tactic to living to 100.

[@whatagreatnameaye1169]

It's a shame he didn't discover the POWER of juice slightly earlier

[@FelipeASaito]

4:20 Hey look. Jon actually has a use for his boat license

[@geometricdominator]

Nice

[@xCoffeeNWeedx]

Somebody get me the juice!!! hahaha

[@emilyw1001]

I forgot about that episode gonna have to watch that next

[@samleen]

Haha 420 lol nice rofl lmao

[@lauratiso]

nice

[@briandauphinee4221]

jontron has an incredible talent for pulling the most obscure content and turning into real entertainment

[@trevorgoodchild8266]

I love how Jon has a prop for every joke, it's like he has an infinite bag of junk and he has a joke for each one.

[@themandarin9493]

Yeah, he has great production value.

[@ConfusedProud]

he just buys them for the video dude

[@cayennebonaparte7203]

That’s just his bag of holding

[@themandarin9493]

@@ConfusedProud Well, by now he probably has a lot of random stuff he uses lol.

[@karrimgyver]

He has really good and somewhat big production team, so contents value probably wont ever go down. Especially when Jon's persona and jokes steer the ship

[@meepoman101]

Jon licking his lips and saying “live bodies” is give it me big Danny Devito as the penguin vibes. 10/10.

[@coleozaeta6344]

“So anyway, I started juicin”

[@NodDisciple1]

@@coleozaeta6344 "Rats with wings...do your thing!"

[@DustinOffAClassic]

Marketing: "Let's say that juicing cures cancer" Legal: "WOAH, we cannot say that." Marketing: "Can we casually imply it?" Legal: "Hell yeah."

[@isheeppol8761]

Some guy: "B12 cures cancer" FBI: "FBI, open up!" Jay: "drinking unreasonable amounts of juice cured my cancer. buy my dumb machine" FBI: "I don't see nothin' here. Have a good day sir."

[@memoryhead7715]

food does cure cancer though. cancer is caused by shitty eating

[@vision4860]

13:00 "You make it"- *"incredibly hard to do this job, Terry."* Idk why nobody talks about this one, best joke in the video. The quick hits really get you.

[@rmmiller159]

"There's no way to prove this man's not a murderer." Fucking LOL

[@mckstellar1005]

"Was" not not a murderer..... "was" not a murderer....

[@QUICKSCOPNINJA5]

@Cony Budding how?

[@austinfiregaming9740]

*Freakin’ Sweet, Jon!*

[@imdumb6767]

Omg

[@therealAkito]

Hello Peter Griffin from hit show Family Guy

[@keyu1290]

the man the myth the pete himself 🥺

[@KiloOne]

What’s up checkmark?

[@dogethestick6814]

frickin sweet peter 3

[@kingbash6466]

“Fuck getting old!” Don’t worry, Jon. With the amount of sugar and salt I ingest on a daily basis, I won’t be able to reach my 40s without Diabetes doing its thing.

[@RobinRaymond12]

Can't get old if you don't grow old, am I right?

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

Same here 😂😂

[@ddjsoyenby]

same it's called the " f it diet"

[@gregorymirabella1423]

i won't live a day past 30.

[@serioussaitama4071]

That amount of salt can’t taste good... you gotta use your salt in small amounts, or you’ll get too angry and have a heart attack!

[@thepolishirishman3217]

I keep coming back to JonTron vids because they are genuinely one of the only things that truly make me happy. Thank you JonTron!

[@MasterCode86]

okay good, nobody noticed. but can we just take a moment to admire the design chops of jon in making a fake nintendo power magazine so well that it actually made wonder for a second about a game calle juicehead 64. I mean, its not the weirdest title in the n64...

[@PointsofData]

I'm thinking it was a fake page gently inserted for the memes. Unless I missed something on the cover that gave it away.

[@MasterCode86]

@@PointsofData thats the thing! he could have easily done the same bit with graphics and it would have worked, but no this man went the extra bit to have it done with a custom-made prop like a professional. Gotta respect a man that dedicate to his craft.

[@maxximoramirez]

didnt Hila Klein from the h3h3 podcast use to do most of JonTron props? I recall they auctioned some of the props including What is the point of this Magazine

[@PointsofData]

@@MasterCode86 ahhh my bad, I thought you meant he made an entire magazine for shits and giggles Definitely funnier that he spent real money for this giant garden gnome. I mean magazine page.

[@Barbaroossa]

You mean to tell me that's not a real N64 game?

[@landofsyn2980]

Jon is like my father…. Never really around but when he shows up? He brings gifts and tales from the big house :)

[@erikbates5243]

Ahh yes.

[@metalmayfantasy]

So true

[@blaziken38]

Lol

[@noobpro9759]

Well hey. He might be a convict but at least he comes home. He loves you guys.

[@skytheguy_vic]

🥲👍 yeah very true

[@TheMangakaOtakuLife]

narrator: "when he was struck with a serious illness, which he overcame by drinking large quantities of vegetable and fruit juices..." me: "scurvy????" Wikipedia: "actually no, it was _cancer_ "

[@vidblogger12]

Ah, the "Steve Jobs" cure for cancer.

[@4321jirby]

@@vidblogger12 Maybe Steve Jobs followed Jay Kordich's advice 🤔

[@centralintelligenceagency9003]

Which is plausible, spontaneous remissions happen, but probably not because he drank copious amounts of fructose, rather despite of it.

[@alexisguerrero7551]

@@vidblogger12 Steve jobs did horrible job and in the opinion of certain other doctors he did not do enough also he put that on himself by being a workaholic and a horrible person, true story he was a piece shit, a genius but a piece shit.

[@alexisguerrero7551]

No he did no follow his methods people who knew him would not say but he had other beliefs that led him that way

[@PauloProelo]

I’ve discovered John Tron recently and I absolutely love this guy.

[@judesliggoo]

"Are you tired of being sick and tired" Don't remind me of the endless cycle I am in.

[@Klekowksii]

"I'm tired of being tired of being tired!

[@johnturner3455]

Are you tired of being sick and tired of being sick and tired of being sick and tired of being sick and tired of being sick and tired?

[@visionsofasia1649]

🤣😅

[@tunafish5462]

*me trying to reach the word limit on an essay*

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

"When life gives you lemons, just start juicing them in front of a live studio audience." I know it was probably unintentional, but that saying is actually kind of true, and a lot of people, especially internet personalities, have made a living off doing basically that

[@xXFangRideXx]

and then they peel them and then they slice them and then they eat them and then they repurpose the peels and leftover pulp and then they just pretend they have more lemons

[@jktl]

I'm mad about the lemons!

[@burningsexuality1540]

Combustible lemons

[@boid9761]

I mean look at Nikokado. He became financially stable due to him being a degenerate

[@user-mx2qx4rl9o]

Onlyfans is loaded with huge juices lemons! You're definitely not wrong!

[@UTU]

Jon please stay healthy, we love your content

[@swagmastersam5839]

He’s trying to say drink juice Every hour on the hour

[@strangetamer4821]

He died already. At the end of this very video. Tf

[@OfficialDJSoru]

@@strangetamer4821 And resurrects in the following video, just like what happened with the Hercules video

[@raccoononymous]

He'll live to 100 with juicing.

[@glenmartin3938]

400 lbs isn't ecactly healthy

[@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind]

The ending of this is so much gold.. like I totally forgot that last sketch at the end.. its genius and beautiful

[@lemeres2478]

"Just squeeze it. Did you get any juice out?" She then proceeds to crush it, sending bits of carrots and juice everywhere.

[@scotcheggable]

She ain't PPT

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Vegeta was right. Push ups and plenty of juice are the key.

[@ChibiBoxing]

"Am I gonna get Jonestown'd?" that's a legit question.

[@nijah_r]

I'm from Guyana and for about 90% of the world I'd say this is all they know about the country.

[@matthewyeldig4608]

A question you should ask at every social gathering!

[@DevAndVic2022]

@@matthewyeldig4608 "is that the poison?"

[@BestEverFoodReviewShow]

I wish Jon Tron was my son.

[@Kuku1123]

Would you name him Juicing? Juicetron?

[@EPICNINJAGAMR]

I like your videos

[@Bagelsmoker1945]

"…..ok?

[@KikBlava]

I'm certain he would meme all the food you find. KFC seaweed what the hell? XD

[@ilyasbasuki3207]

You mean you wish he was your....Sonny?

[@brubio39]

Jay would’ve be 100 years old this year

[@dat_bouy]

"technically you're not supposed to be here" is such a funny way to say that someone almost died

[@thomascheckie2394]

i'd be kind of offended tbh

[@theincrediblehibby8239]

@@thomascheckie2394 Right like I fucking felt that sting there lmao

[@ootfan7882]

That honestly sounds like a joke I would use in Junior High XD

[@mw5803]

“The bare minimum i need is to keep my sphincter thight and my pants white” This really touched my heart thanks Jontron love ya

[@Diditallforthexp]

Not the only thing he prefers white if you get my meaning

[@leonardoalvarenga7572]

@@Diditallforthexp Also his teeth.

[@yeetustothefetus4439]

I like how Jay ignored every single question she asked

[@Gwyn1stborn]

Do you drink it?

[@johnnythewalrus]

Your name is a joke. And a bad one at that

[@adams.2407]

@@Gwyn1stborn You know WHAT, I DO drink it! And moments ago, YOU drank it!

[@oscarramirez2697]

@@Gwyn1stborn you make it incredibly hard to do this job Teri, do i drink it? That glass of juice, do i drink that?

[@nitrolysis]

While you're at it why don't you just fucking take over, huh?

[@josephblot4472]

11:31 forever has me in tears 🤣

[@subjectdelta4758]

“Are you tired of being sick and tired?” *every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes*

[@deadlungs_the3rd]

Ozzy?

[@tieck4408]

Technically the latter is an analytic truth or tautology, whereas the former is a non-trivial meta reflective attitude. OK some people aren't tired of being sick and tired, such as the bravely depressed and Donald Trump.

[@obodobear]

Stfu

[@lambda-m1676]

I am sick and tired, of being sick and tired. Every 1 second in Savannah a Zombie is killed

[@iamthewizardwhoknocks2845]

@@tieck4408 The shot at Trump got you 10 upvotes. Enjoy them.

[@ryandeschenes5810]

My suite mate in college was on this diet. Our shitter was a fucking war zone.

[@sanchirdavaadorj9492]

"Why is the toilet overflowing with orange shit?"

[@Virtual-caveman]

Good question, wasn’t me tho

[@tinobemellow]

See, the downside to dietary trends is that they always ruin the natural order of human excretion.

[@cvspvr]

what the fuck is a suite mate?

[@ryandeschenes5810]

@@cvspvr like a room mate, but they live in the room next to yours and you have a shared bathroom - like a hotel suite.

[@Spats2Bats]

I haven't watched a Jontron video in literal years and coming back, I'm so glad he still has an amazing sense of humor and timing even with the increase in budget. Going to be going on a binge spree now.

[@benpowell-punmaster1214]

Check out his Flex tape videos. He pretty much started the meme.

[@PhoenixAriel]

:)

[@Boasill]

You haven't watched in years? You've missed like... 3 videos!

[@TheChrisLeone]

I love how he says foods put through the juicer are pre digested but cooked food is somehow less nutritional.... except cooking food makes digestion WAY easier and your body needs to expend much less energy to break it down. The efficiency of food absorption, pretty much across the board, is increased by cooking

[@Sandwichface]

"Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange" "You mean there's a better way?!"

[@ThePageofRage]

Call now and get Sun n Run! The suntan lotion... that's also a laxative!

[@KelseyDrummer]

Nice.

[@WasatchWind]

@@ThePageofRage Join us next week when I appear on Man versus Nature, the Road to Victory!

[@mckstellar1005]

I always assumed you put them in a brown bag and slammed them against a Wall

[@dpan97]

Ah nice Simpsons reference.

[@adamtaylor106]

To be fair, the existing Cancer treatments were so bad in the 1940s when he had cancer, that's an apple and carrot juice diet was near the limit of medical technology...

[@amadhollow635]

They haven't come any further in that time either

[@marcar9marcar972]

@@amadhollow635 I feel like we’ve made a lot of progress in that field since the 1940s

[@dr.k8610]

@@amadhollow635 since the 1940’s? I’m no expert but I’m gonna say you’re probably incorrect

[@sorenkair]

lul no radiotherapy began at the start of the 1900s and chemotherapy in the 40s

[@juancedillo4040]

But still being able to drop the sun in japan 😂

[@silverstriker5254]

Man seeing Jon with a wedding ring just makes me really happy for some reason

[@adrin181]

wholesome comment

[@Beretsquid]

Indeed!

[@braydenlang1690]

I randomly quote “EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR, JUICE JUICE JUICE!”

[@nacholasrs435]

“Grandpa been hitting the juice too hard?” Jon made a prophecy and then fulfilled it.

[@obodobear]

Stfu

[@sudodski]

Sauce*

[@DakotaTalley]

"So, how should we finish the video? Poison? Super Strength? Age 100?" "Nah, just throw Jon off a bridge."

[@zap3231]

Pretty sure it's a prop. That fall looks unsafe.

[@feeltis]

@@zap3231 yea its a prop dw

[@CoolFish94]

@@zap3231 nope, that was the real jon. jontron's fucking dead, show's over, everybody go home

[@chaotixthefox]

Well, it was technically poison.

[@Mari_Yumishi]

The face that lady made when she took a sip of that carrot juice, does not convey "That is really good."

[@BiggestJ247]

If it tastes good its probably not a good idea to drink it every day

[@BiggestJ247]

It doesnt taste good, but it is in fact good

[@dofehino5444]

it is a carrot, what did you expect

[@UserOfTheName]

@@dofehino5444 Carrot Juice tastes great, because they are full of sugar

[@dofehino5444]

@@UserOfTheName disagree, its full of carrot, not sugar or it would be sugar, if you removed all the carrot from carrot juice, then it would be more sugary, because there would be no carrot!

[@sdot5389]

I miss the Golden Age of Infomercials. Kids these days don’t know the magic that they are missing on Sunday afternoons or after 1 AM on a weeknight.

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

"Live Food = Live Bodies" sounds like the tagline for a really bad hipster vampire movie. Like, "so bad it's somehow worse than bad" bad.

[@burnt968]

Have I seen you before?

[@frederickdietz3148]

I thought it was a vore reference.

[@xBloodxFangx]

Its funny, cause once you harvest a fruit or vegetable its slowly dying (rotting). So its more "Dying food, eat it before its rotten"

[@Crspss]

you sure it is not something about cannibal movie?

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

@@burnt968 Probably. My comments occasionally gain traction on Oney related content, as that's where my humor seems to land best. I'm surprised this comment got so many likes, actually, I kind of half-assed it. ;o

[@paulthebukkit]

The fact that Jon jumped off a bridge and died just for this video is commitment

[@xSidthatKidx]

Especially as luke sawards dire dire docks was playing

[@Protanly]

Someone just gotta remember to juice him while the enzymes are still fresh

[@firstname7606]

@@Protanly ok im on it

[@gorespentwell4489]

this is his final video

[@dende7749]

When jay said "kill the enzymes" I immediately started sobbing in biology

[@offonatangent9820]

I like my carrots how I like my enzymes: j u i c e d. And alive I guess????

[@aryanburnwal2371]

Enzymes are just catalysts but organic

[@Veto2090]

Your body makes all the enzymes it needs. You don't need more of em

[@eigenman2571]

Yeah exactly

[@heroino89]

I know right? They're the powerhouse of the cell!

[@TheSonicsean]

17:17 the best part is that you can see Jon's arm throwing the completely fake dummy

[@pepper3924]

Phyto literally means plant in Greek, so “phyto-nutrients” is literally just “plant nutrients”

[@KairuHakubi]

Beats the hell out of the fakey health shit they say these days. 'active naturals' they say. 'botanicals' shit pisses me off so much more than it should

[@skeetzo]

But... The ENZYMES

[@DasAntiNaziBroetchen]

@@KairuHakubi If we can harvest your piss-off energy, we solved a world problem right there.

[@user-st7rq3sn7v]

....... That comes in pill form now...... Why do we need vegetables and fruit again? if ~all we need~ are the vitamins?

[@freethemg1]

@@DasAntiNaziBroetchen if we could harness the rage people have towards mundane things we'd solve the energy crisis permanently lol

[@thunderdumplinmedia324]

He didn’t die, his eyebrows simply helped him ascend to god levels

[@wib1483]

God among men

[@zephyr1741]

@@wib1483 for real ✋😔👌

[@PHjerome802]

Jon: "WHERE'S THE JUICE!!!???" OJ: eyyyyyyy

[@moemuxhagi]

It's 32 cause that was his number

[@ootfan7882]

@@moemuxhagi The more you know.

[@aidanator8008]

Why do you think they call him the Juice? Quick change, of course!

[@justinchavez2489]

1:33 I am not sure whether you added those sounds or if that was originally in there but it had me dying!