Gears of War 5 - Rare/Funny Multiplayer Dialogue

I would not say that Gears of War is a series known for its funny lines (at least not to the same extent as Halo and Call of Duty Zombies), but Gears 5 certainly has a fair bit of that sort of dialogue with its wide cast of characters.
This video, like my previous Gears of War 5 funny dialogue videos took a lot of time for me finish up mainly due to the fact that I could not find any decent resource online tracking the unique lines for each character. With that in mind I had to individually go through each (not all) character and try to find as many unique lines as I could based on the different triggers for dialogue I knew were in the game (like kills with unique weapons, executions, etc...). With all that said, I hope you guys enjoy this video.
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[@ninmue4638]

I miss the the quips they had when they respawn. One of my favorites was Clayton saying "Don't worry, that wasn't canon."

[@D1Kwazy]

Which game

[@jcalinisan74]

​@@D1KwazyThis game

[@creatureman5636]

Paduks "maybe it's a dud" was in judgement

[@AmnesicMuichiro]

"Maybe it's a dud" *fuckin explodes* Famous last words

[@J_C_CH]

Marcus' line "got some on me, now I got the cooties" is taken from Gears of War 2, where he'd say the same thing sometimes after chainsawing a locust.

[@ze_glitchy_gamer7629]

You gotta love the funny dialogue the characters like to add. Favorite? Baird: who made these things, fuck I did, dammit!

[@Kryzzzzikaa]

“Uh oh, Bye bye!” *perfect grenade explosion cut*

[@StealthCat2903]

😂 I think my new favorite is Jimn saying goodbye faithful DB

[@frostcodm7555]

Fahz is just fucking perfect man.

[@Calibers50]

the UIR soldiers are my favorite characters because of the funny russian banter.

[@mcknightmorgan2021]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Remember! No fancy stuff out here. Don't make me shoot you. I owe you a drink, ya! No, that's fine. Oh yeah! I don't think they like that. Seriously. Dumbass. Eh you're not going to be in a picture now. Hey, anybody saw that?! hey how about you take point. I'm bleeding out! Now I'm angry. Welcome back! Those are the lines I can find while playing the UIR.

[@EdgexX4]

The grenade tags are the absolute best, how well they accepted their pending death is hilarious

[@deldude1412]

Baird: *Gets grenade tagged* "Ahhh, figures."

[@justinpratt6419]

Bro you can’t beat Baird’s “ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE LETS JIVE…I’m like cole”

[@Chillfeild431]

“Who made these- fuck, I did.. Damn it.” Has to be one my favorite lines.

[@iceybundles]

Jinn bot lowkey hilarious, “record that” 🤣

[@bendrenth441]

It's like she's got shadow play running on the control console!

[@frostcodm7555]

"This is going to leave a mark." *Explodes to smitherines* Yeah it did leave a mark. EVERYWHERE.

[@A_Humming_Bird]

"Yeah, I prolly I deserved tha-"

[@harrisonhamilton4606]

jinn bot underrated dialogue

[@IMFERMO.]

She acts like a home officed gamer lmao

[@snakeywakey3893]

Hoffman's "Whoo hoo you lit em up!" is really good as well but very rare.

[@Gaminguserinsession]

3:46 somehow perfectly timed 😂

[@TwistedExisted894]

everytime i have a baird on my team in horde or something, he's the only one talking in classic baird fasion

[@mvpetey6510]

Planting the grenade on characters r the most funniest shit

[@TDXMKIC]

"and for mah next trick...."

[@CorvoMrk]

If you tag a sire while using mac he can say something like “holy shit what the hell is that”

[@MitchJustChill]

After coming back to this I realize prescots new VA is The same as Gara and Asura LOL.

[@mimmain2673]

Hey Villainous!!! You should check out if there any special Spot quotes like maybe between RAAM and Kim maybe theres one wheres hes like: Oh shit its you. or something of the like

[@killpop8255]

I heard "minced meat" this week for the first time.

[@tylercooper1443]

Daddy Fahz for the win

[@adamfreeman9493]

Elite Grenadier: *sticks Fahz with a grenade* Fahz: Yeah, I prolly deserved tha-*BOOM*

[@tylercooper1443]

@@adamfreeman9493 Fahz down= quit having a laugh and pick me the FUCK up

[@frostcodm7555]

​@@tylercooper1443 Fahz: And for my next trick...

[@baileyboyname5286]

Why does the UIR solider sound like Gru

[@silversolitaire1519]

5:02 is that a reference to one of John DiMaggio’s other characters? I swear it is.

[@ciaranMartin06]

Nah it was a easter egg in gears of war 2

[@silversolitaire1519]

@@ciaranMartin06 It just sounded like something from Madworld.

[@LG_XD]

Prescott's new voice is just ao awful compared to the original

[@thedude4840]

Pretty sure that’s still Liam o Brian, his voice has changed a bit over the years.

[@travisreed1730]

Dwight Schultz was the better voice.