gen alpha whiplash [whiplash if it was good] (audio by @bignipbobby on TikTok)

[@JoesCollectionofWhatevers]

I've uploaded the sequel, remastered to the same standard: kzbin.info/www/bejne/e3e3oWN_ltOWq9U (Once again, the original video is by @bignipbobby on TikTok)

[@merucrypoison296]

Tf is bro talking about 💀

[@weariestwheel8921]

that link looks fake fr

[@datsunracer9378]

"Say it so ishowspeed can hear you" - camera cuts to the one black guy.

[@ax_y]

i edged to your comment

[@thataintfalco7106]

@@ax_ydid you goon or edge

[@JaxAug]

2:01

[@DQDM31]

@@ax_ywere you edging or were you gooning

[@spiderduckpig]

Woah mama.... clean up aisle: my PANTS!! 😂😂😂😂

[@FriedNoodlee]

"Now are you an edger, or are you a gooner?" - J. Jonah Jameson

[@JJ_Jonah]

Hey! I never said, bro!?

[@conorrigoli7578]

Or are you gonna FANUM TAX SKIBIDI TOILET?!

[@evil_weevil]

kanaya pfp

[@TheHamburglarHelpster]

​@@conorrigoli7578 ill fanum tax skibidi toilet

[@PracticalNeuron]

@@TheHamburglarHelpster What does that say?

[@DUCT_TAPE_MAN]

This part was one of the parts that showed best how far Fletcher was pushing Neiman to become a true sigma. This is how at the end he edges in front of the audience for around 10 minutes. Whether or not the way Fletcher achieved it through mogging him is up to your choice, and whether the ending is happy or sad is up to you, but Nieman truly does become the rizzler.

[@thejackcarlin]

I love how calling the ending a 10 minute edging session is technically correct

[@ProcyonNite]

​@@thejackcarlinHow?😂

[@lucassullivan2957]

​@@ProcyonNiteNeiman was gonna bust at 400 bpm

[@tttiiny]

@@ProcyonNite he was edging the ending of the performance like there was no tomorrow

[@CharChar903]

Just like in the original film, his hands bleed, but this time from edging

[@pablonis]

peak brainrot

[@TheSloppySalad]

🥺🥺🥺

[@beef696]

lol so true

[@Poopypantsfourtyfive8]

Brain enhancement

[@Joyman69]

Your god damn right

[@vqwuai]

brainrot is better than this

[@Kadz]

Imagine showing this to a British factory worker from the 1800s

[@hk-4738]

The industrial revolution and its consequences...

[@pietrosereno6432]

@@hk-4738 have been a gyatt for the rizzler skibidi race

[@danielram0s1347]

Boys with the Time Machine be like

[@merucrypoison296]

>ITS DAA BRITISH FACTORYYY WORKERR

[@justusP9101]

@@merucrypoison296Local soylebrity found under ”muh brainrot” video!

[@genericallynowin4k]

Why is this still kinda tense

[@cksupreme]

The scene is just that good.

[@beans00001]

IM THE RIZZLER

[@yakiniku6075]

The source material transcends all generations.

[@merucrypoison296]

@@beans00001start edging longer Neiman

[@shawerful5209]

a good scene cant be ruined not matter how much you try

[@deathvideogame]

I’ve watched this video dozens of times and that’s not even an exaggeration

[@alexg5107]

Same here. I don't know what's wrong with me.

[@ax_y]

I've also edged to your comment dozens of times!!😅😂 Clean up on Aisle, MY PANTS!! 😂😂

[@hello-rq8kf]

bro's edging to this vid

[@grqfes]

so 24+ times? thats more than 72 minutes. am i to assume you spent a movies runtime watching this on repeat?

[@deathvideogame]

@@grqfes 1. It's probably a bit but you sound hella pretentious lmao 2. I actually did 💀 I just had it on in the background because I couldn't find anything else to listen to as I played Cyber Grind

[@purplegoopguy]

This autoplayed while I was doing incline db bench, honestly could've fucking concussed myself, made it even funnier

[@hello-rq8kf]

bro watching youtube shorts while lifting 💀

[@purplegoopguy]

​​@@hello-rq8kfBro somehow this autoplayed off of those carti x quote tracks, think it was in a mix, I wasn't fucking ready lmao. Ngl the fact that I could fucking hospitalize myself because of this video made it even funnier.

[@hello-rq8kf]

@@purplegoopguy next time just listen to the I AM THE RIZZLER part for motivation before a PR

[@birdieboy02]

sounds like youtube’s mix gave you some whiplash

[@merucrypoison296]

Bro is gooning in the gym 😭💀

[@MoXaL]

“Oh my dear gyatt" 💀💀💀

[@lunantix]

Are you one of those Ryan Gosling sigmas?

[@MoXaL]

@@lunantix yes sir

[@Arelated]

Do i look like og fornite to you ?

[@merucrypoison296]

@@Arelatedyou must have L rizz, do you have L rizz?

[@mergat2970]

"Oh my fweaking gyatt 😱"

[@TheREALPeytonAndrews]

Downward spiral of humanity in one video

[@unquestionableexistance8704]

Downward spiral Downward spiral

[@pressaltf4forfreevbucks179]

L rizz comment

[@forregom]

ALL YOU EVER DO IS COMPLAIN

[@TheREALPeytonAndrews]

@@forregom No I think this video is going to be a beautiful time capsule in 5 years

[@merucrypoison296]

Upward spiral of humanity*

[@TheRealDoggoCEO]

*“Oh my freaking gyatt!”* - Omni-Man

[@merucrypoison296]

I didn’t know they let duke dennis into ohio!

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

@merucrypoison296 Am I to understand you do not watch Kai Cenat? Can you even rizz up Baby Gronk?

[@SpeedwagonPlush]

​@@merucrypoison296 Am I to understand you do not watch Kai Cenat!?

[@jakew6162]

Can you even rizz up baby growl?

[@trevorfranks69]

"Say it so iShowSpeed can hear you" and it cuts to the black guy kills me

[@merucrypoison296]

Gem dough

[@trevorfranks69]

@@merucrypoison296 gemmie indeed

[@Nazzerous]

😂😂😂

[@GaryGeezer-l2s]

No it doesn't. It cuts to the white guy first, so that joke doesn't work.

[@Yorgun96]

''start edging longer Neiman'' peak cinema ngl

[@von6100]

The voice acting is absolutely perfect lol

[@merucrypoison296]

Wdym this is literally just one of the scenes in the movie

[@aradrad1098]

@@merucrypoison296yea I’m really confused what these comments are on about

[@Joel-cc8kx]

"Oh my fweaking gyatt"

[@dinglesworld]

Bro was DEFINITELY gooning👀👀👀👀💔💔💔💔💔

[@_-_-_mansher_-_-_3470]

🗿💀

[@Josuh]

Idk it seemed like he was edging his answer at times

[@merucrypoison296]

Sing me some cg5

[@yourdreams2440]

@@merucrypoison296 only in ohio, ohhh

[@justaguyonyoutube4592]

@@yourdreams2440 Oh my fweaking gyatt! I didn’t know they allowed Duke Dennis into Ohio! Am I to understand that you do not watch Kai Cenat? Can you even rizz up Baby Gronk? What is that?

[@iimidnightsii]

a victorian child would have a stroke if they watched this

[@lerbert9524]

human comedic value doesn't get much better than this

[@footinmouth8936]

lol what makes this so funny is the attention to detail, he even did the same subtle thing with his voice saying “I’m the rizzler” that the actor did when he said “I’m upset” in the movie

[@myruk-ne7kl]

the spongebob walk killed me bruh 😭

[@Mr.Allagrande]

that's SQUIDWARD

[@beegbeeg507]

that was squidward dumbass

[@chrisbeaumont4630]

The brilliance of this scene is he was just messing with him. The kid wasn't edging or gooning, he was clearly jelqing.

[@benjaminbayleton1230]

this is so immersive, enable sub captions and its literally that scene from the movie if it was made by gen alpha gooners

[@sushirollthug]

it doesnt have the flashing ai generated captions with noticeable mistakes so i cant watch it

[@JoesCollectionofWhatevers]

Thank you for noticing, I typed those captions by hand in Premiere using the original movie's subtitles as a reference for the grammar and I frame-synced it to the original video's captions when applicable, honestly that was the most time-consuming part

[@Josuh]

Huh? There was a video? I was looking at the family guy clip at the bottom

[@quazar-omega]

​@@JoesCollectionofWhateversyou're a legend dude

[@Sheeeesk]

0:40 if you are skibidi you’ll notice that nemian was actually mogging perfectly, this is just an early mind game from fletcher to turn nemian into a legendary rizzler.

[@PutraRhm]

I'm wheezing so hard, I almost passed out....

[@davidreeding9176]

"Were you edging or were you gooning?" Idk why but that activated my fight or flight response.

[@nektar1n810]

0:24 that walking sound gets me every time💀💀

[@jasperjepson6462]

This is more stressful than the full movie

[@EmeraldBat67]

i dont know why but "no, so you just don't have any rizz at all?" fucking killed me

[@BeanFan999]

lyrics: Why do you suppose I just gooned in your cave neiman? I don't know Sure you do My gyat? Were you edging or were you gooning I-I don't know Start mogging like baby Gronk damn it look at me! Mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog Now, was I edging or was I gooning I don't know Mog again Mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog Edging or gooning Edging So you DO edge in Ohio! If you deliberately end your mewing streak.. I will rizz you like Livvy Dunne! Now are you an edger or are you a gooner Or are you gonna fanum tax skibidi toilet! I'll fanum tax skibidi toilet What does that say CG5 only in Ohio Sing me some CG5 Only in ohio only in ohio Oh my freaking gyat I didn't know they allowed Duke Dennis into Ohio Am I to understand that you do not watch Kai Cenat Can you even rizz up Baby Gronk What is that Skibidi Yes what is that Patrick bateman Tell me about your motion I was never book smart I'm money smart What are you skibidi toilet sing it correctly I was never book smart I'm money smart makes me more intelli- more intelligent Now answer my question, were you edging or were you gooning ANSWER! Gooning ... ... ... Oh my dear gyat whispers kinda Are you one of those Ryan Gosling sigmas Do I look like OG Fortnite to you You must have L rizz, do you have L rizz No No so you just don't have any rizz at all I do have w rizz So are you the rizzler Yes or freaking no Yes you are the rizzler Yeah Say it I'm the rizzler Say it so I show speed can hear you I'm the Rizzler nuh uh I'm the rizzler! NUH UH! I'M THE RIZZLER! You are a duo-less rizz-less little piece of gyat Whose mommy left daddy when she figured out he didn't play OG Fortnite Who is now mewing and looks maxxing all over my grimace shake like a freaking skibidi toilet SO FOR THE FINAL EH-MAZING TIME! NUH UH! I'M THE RIZZLER! ... Start edging longer neiman

[@sillyman-skippy]

i feel like i'm having a stroke

[@hinderburger3804]

im over here strokin...

[@funz6491]

@@hinderburger3804dude, u have the cUTest pfp I’ve ever seen,

[@hinderburger3804]

@@funz6491 thanks, she is kiki floke from dungeon meshi

[@srtviper2011]

@@funz6491bro got jungle fever 💀💀

[@jase276]

@@hinderburger3804 bro was edging or gooning?

[@mr.Arsene]

This is, without a doubt, the pinnacle of the cinematographic industry.

[@hello-rq8kf]

Whiplash if it won an Academy Award for Best Picture:

[@oom5768]

this is simultaneously the most and least quotable video on youtube

[@kxvinns5221]

mog mog mog mog mog

[@justaguyonyoutube4592]

Now, was I edging or was I gooning?

[@Ajaws]

I miss “we live in a society”

[@59spadesofalife52]

The acting is so good it still manages to be intense even with this brainrot being spoken

[@nikjojo]

the worst part about this is that I completely understood it

[@AverageMusicPlayer]

This is the very first thing I'm listening to with my new studio headphones. I do not regret this decision

[@osomister]

This completely unironically saved my life

[@muzicalassassin2901]

It’s amazing how his tone and inflection are in the exact way that Miles Teller and J.K. Simmons say their original lines

[@thedanger_]

Im edging to this while mewing at the same time, cause im mischievous sigma like that.

[@Emperor_Mateus_of_Palamecia]

Historians in 400 years are going have a blast trying to decipher this

[@falseparadox3838]

“Oh my fweaking gyatt” -Omni man

[@Liam.Johnston_]

WE HANGIN OURSELVES WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@toragic3432]

NUH-UH - newspaper guy from spiderman

[@Francisco-bu9ew]

This film was so revolutionary because it was the first accurate depiction of Jung's archetypes: from the gooner, the edger, the rizzler, skibiddi toilet and iShowspeed. Also one of the most creative demonstrations of the hero's journey where our hero starts as a gooner in Ohio and transforms into a rizzler in pizza tower.

[@ButtonMasherReal]

As a zoomer, I think I finally understand how the generational gap works

[@Seikatsu121]

crazy right? we had a whole meme about it and now im the one feeling like a boomer

[@trashcanman6649]

Agreed. I don't understand a thing except the blackpill terminology.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

My brain was already rotted by r/DSRfunny.

[@Karaboga1453]

@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45IS THAT A TNO REFERENCE?!?! Sablin is so blessed!!! Black sun black sun black sun black sun black sun!!! Kishipurge kishipurge kishipurge kishipurge kishipurge LBJalltheway LBJalltheway LBJalltheway LBJalltheway LBJalltheway Nixon is not a crook RFK blessed RFK blessed RFK blessed RFK blessed RFK blessed RFK blessed Yo Speer 😂🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😂🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😂🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😂🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😂🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😂🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😂🇩🇪WHAT?!?, ALEXEI IS STILL ALIVE?!?! TICK TOCK FUNNI CLOCK MAN GOT THE MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN shrimpboat shrimp boat shrimp-boat shrimpboat so long……. Big building in Neue Berlin?!?!🏛️ Big building in Neue Berlin?!?!🏛️ Big building in Neue Berlin?!?!🏛️ Big building in Neue Berlin?!?!🏛️ Big building in Neue Berlin?!?!🏛️ I HATE BORIS YELTSIN 😡🇷🇺 I HATE BORIS YELTSIN 😡🇷🇺 I HATE BORIS YELTSIN 😡🇷🇺 I HATE BORIS YELTSIN 😡🇷🇺 I HATE BORIS YELTSIN 😡🇷🇺 YOCK AND HALL TORTURE BEST PATHS FOR AMERICA

[@piranhalettuce]

I only understood the jay eazy mega man reference

[@AnnThrax-u9x]

If someone threw a chair at me and said "why do you suppose I just gooned in your cave?" I would be so caught off guard that I would probably just whimper if I could muster up any noise at all

[@nick-qb5wu]

This video is how I learned that I’m old

[@subhuman6903]

Same

[@axiss5840]

Not old just don't have brainrot

[@EzioMonty117]

I'm in my early 20s and i truly don't understand a damn thing that's being said in this video. Probably for the best though

[@xx_pjlikesmusic_xx]

"say it so IShowSpeed can hear you" *Cuts to black guy*

[@maud6921]

1:32 Fletcher: ANSWER‼️‼️ 🔥🧨👿👹👹 Neiman: Gooning 😃

[@merucrypoison296]

Fletcher: oh my dear gyatt 😔

[@TheQuakDealer]

@@merucrypoison296are you one of those… Ryan gosling sigmas?

[@Invalourrr-vb3xo]

This is literally just a 2024 version of those joker n word videos

[@platin9538]

“If we’re gonna be playing games, I’m gonna need a can of monster”

[@ANDR3alfaro]

I can't even count how many times ive rewatched this, my brain is truly rotten

[@Poot-da-doot]

i cannot with this shit anymore 😭

[@dimsdaledimma4321]

This is funnier than Snl and 80% of Netflix stand up specials. Not even capping at all

[@AnimalTruk]

"Am I to understand that you do not watch Kai Cenat!? Can you even rizz up Ice Spice!?!?" - Sigma Rizzler

[@hypeman1021]

Baby gronk not ice spice

[@2minuss]

The squidward footsteps bring this video to perfection, the perfect little icing.

[@diskoebalo]

I rewatch this daily

[@ruwqeir]

peak content bro please make more

[@hatchet09]

I think out of all of the years of the internets existence this single handedly takes the place for the worst thing ever conceived

[@stargazer3003]

The worst thing ever conceived, so far

[@Sonilotos]

Au contraire

[@hatchet09]

@@stargazer3003good point it always gets worse

[@emilfrederiksen.1622]

Why do i lowkey find this good?

[@pig4gameryt]

Oh my fweaking gyatt!

[@shlokwaghela9560]

The Spongebob walk kills me man 😭😭

[@tnetennba725_3]

When he said "I do have w rizz" I actually died

[@NuberCuber]

I didn't know it was possible to make Whiplash more horrifying

[@joyerisjoy]

This just makes me realize how many memes nowadays will be probably be indecipherable to archaeologists in the future.

[@tadhgbeale5695]

This killed my brain cells

[@merucrypoison296]

This healed my brain cells

[@Integralsouls]

"so you DO edge in ohio". i wheezed

[@playalots]

This hurts my soul in a way that I didn’t think it was possible

[@underplague6344]

the description including the lyrics is the cherry on top

[@LethallFruit]

I feel like if you let someone listen to this without seeing the title or video they could tell it was a Whiplash parody XD

[@emilfrederiksen.1622]

Yeah its actually a really well done parody

[@garfocusalternate]

I literally think of this video every day.

[@danielsurvivor1372]

1:52 Bro is relentless omg ong 😂

[@koopa6073]

I've seen this more times than the actual scene.

[@Fruittly]

You have gyatt to be rizzing me right neow bro

[@nicorico999]

I showed this to my teacher and she kicked me out of class!!! 10/10 video!!!!

[@BreydanArchibald]

L rushmaxxing, W dragmaxxing

[@TriforceZard]

This is indecipherable to me. I love it.

[@Aliyea]

this is amazing

[@theonewhoknocks1412]

eh-mazing*

[@hello-rq8kf]

mugi pfp

[@Aliyea]

@@hello-rq8kf i had this pfp since like 2016 and i never watched the show lmao

[@hello-rq8kf]

@@Aliyea go watch it. you will cry at the ending, it's a beautiful show about growing up and all in all my favorite anime

[@StevenSlocum2002]

We on the verge with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@DetectiveQuackFFlock]

This might the night I actually do it. You’re channel and IP are having a special place on my note. I hope you’re proud of yourself.

[@Jack-sd1ug]

I’m the rizzler

[@yourdreams2440]

nuh uh!

[@bendaniels1235]

Never back down, never give up!!!!

[@lukeyhas3276]

tbh the voice acting is on point for neeman

[@CelestialDraconis]

I am revoking your cooking license and promoting you to certified chef.

[@habadabibi8836]

Now are you a mogger, or are you a mewer, or are you gonna be ON THAT FUCKING GRIND

[@artworkkitchen7056]

I’ve seen this so many times when it came out that when I went to theaters to watch this during the 10th anniversary all I could hear was this video during this scene 😂

[@augustIacey]

no video has ever made me scream out loud in pain before this video

[@sahbiah]

I'm not a native english speaker and it is very interesting to see how I used to hear the language before I learned to speak it.

[@kara9180]

This was the moment Fletcher became Heisenberg

[@agentember2143]

I absolutely fucking hate this beyond all human comprehension, but due to the level of commitment to the recreation of the source material, it has my respect. Not a lot, it's so small that it's immeasurable. A rounding error at best. But it's there.

[@earlysunzetz]

"i'm the rizzler!!" while looking and sounding like he’s about to cry is fucking killing me ☠️

[@BR8DN]

Shakespeare did not die for this 💀💀💀

[@overforker2623]

Brain nourishment

[@larv23]

The fact this came out on the 10 year anniversary makes it infinitely more peak

[@JoesCollectionofWhatevers]

genuinely did not realize that LMAO

[@larv23]

@JoesCollectionofWhatevers Yeah the movie came out on October 10th 2014, it's sick that Brainrot as a thing lined up that well.

[@deux_cents]

This might be my favorite video of all time

[@brimple]

START MEWING

[@sheaklein-salim8410]

this was life changing, thank you so much for blessing my eyes ears and every other sense i posses. this is truly a masterpiece and is the future of Ohio

[@Vhvjdow0ajsbcdhcuei3o22-om4sm]

It's not brainrot, it's the cure.

[@LAV-III]

-God- Gyatt the squidward walking noise is killing me

[@someguysomeone3543]

I remember the part when fletcher told neiman "good rizzing" definitely the most gyatt moment in ohio.

[@munoh45]

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life