We Must Protect Him At All Costs

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[@smarthinus3286]

From what I hear, Ssethtzeentach is very good at convincing women to let him lie down on top of them

[@animechagram]

"Hey hey, people. Your favourite African Warlord here!"

[@no7590]

Sounds like a norm Mcdonald joke

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

@@no7590 Its more of a comment really.

[@Epiclyspeaking]

It's because he's a professor of logic at the University of Science

[@derpingtonderpsworth9788]

Sseth and Sam have quite a lot in common. WE SEE YOU SAM HE SEES YOU.

[@thegooobley1993]

The original title was *The one guy that doesn't wanna tear my kcoC off* (It got removed last time so I had to censor the no no word) I'm archiving this title cause it made me laugh and maybe shit

[@andrewmacias97]

It so stupid how is cock, a word needed to be taken down??? He's literally a mature audience content creator. Fucking youtube

[@MrJOJ]

It didn't get taken down, Sam himself took it down most likely because he uploaded it late at night when not too many people would be watching. He is jewing for ad rev.

[@generalmaddi6310]

@@andrewmacias97 cause it's not "family friendly" so KZbin takes it down for the "kids" even though there's a KZbin kids but I guess sense that's not where the major money is coming from they don't care. And parents have complained in the past about what there kids are watching and blame youtube when it's THERE(the parents) fault.

[@ZachEverett]

@UCh51PrrX4eMtAoh-MWvRq-w it was Sam. He took it down for ad revenue. Its on his Twitter.

[@andrewmacias97]

@@ZachEverett I love sam

[@Jairion]

I was stupid enough to take Derrin with me to a platforming bit where you have to cross a great chasm multiple times on planks set by yourself. At first it didn't look like he would follow me at all, but by my example he, once again, gathered his courage. And of course, it was the death of him. He slipped on a plank and fell, and my screams followed him all the way down. Worse still, despite falling for perhaps 50 meters or more to his death, I could still sense his mind at the bottom. He was still alive, but barely. And I could do nothing but walk away. To make things even worse, the path was ultimately a dead end. When I came back, I couldn't sense Derrin's mind anymore. He had died in vain, because of my foolishness. I can never forgive myself.

[@r.e.z9428]

As a member of the Merchant’s Guild, its good to see how far our favorite African Warlord glory reaches.

[@MGSVxBreakpoint]

Hey hey people

[@jamesjoros1853]

HeyHey people

[@jeck988]

Indeed he is brighter then sol

[@theorganizationxiii9765]

you are a hero

[@Drunkpyro777]

So our slave has been noticed by others.

[@bobington1538]

Hey I've seen this one it's a classic

[@SolaireIntensifies]

What do you mean you've seen this... it's brand new.

[@burkyfilms]

The Ol' Mitcheroo ur 2 late then

[@CompactCowboy]

The Ol' Mitcheroo A few hours ago this video was under a different name.

[@spacecowboy1438]

Yee me too.

[@DCGMatthew1]

@@SolaireIntensifies No... No it's not. You are fools, like, hello, think you guys. Edit: Guys, there is no movie called Back to the Future with Michael J Fox. I knew this guy named Marty who kind looked like him though, but that's besides the point, that's not a movie.

[@MRmeomania]

Darren died in my game. His passing was so scarring that i learned necromancy and raisef him to remind me of my failures.

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

Corpsefoot Gaming hes underdeveloped but hes your only friend so your gonna grow attached to his suicidal ass

[@rottenspooks3518]

@Corpsefoot Gaming You seen r/kotor's obsession with Trask Ulgo?

[@andrewjustice4810]

@@rottenspooks3518 rip my mans trask

[@saber2802]

I was going to get him in my second play through, because the first one ended with some kind of gang war right outside of the door that we got caught up in. Turns out some bastard went in and killed him before I could get too him.

[@salmonellafunk]

:(

[@chasefevella9706]

“If your friend jumped off a bridge would you jump too?” Derrin: 13:08

[@volcryndarkstar]

Derrin's a real one

[@LarryJL]

This game feels like it's from a parallel universe in which game development happened to focus on other stuff.

[@flynn8845]

so true. havnt really thought about it like that before tho tbh

[@greybayles7955]

Maybe a little off topic but I think this is a tiny, tiny glimpse into what I think games are gonna be in the future. We have games with good physics engines, like this, but its just an approximation. Its not real physics, its just meant to look like physics, as opposed to some sort of research software meant to be run on a supercomputer that really does simulate physics or chemistry on an incredibly granular level. I think eventually when we have way better computers, games will start to use those simulation tools. Imagine a game thats being rendered on an atomic level with a 1 to 1 simulation of the way physics and chemistry work in our own world. You would be able to do literally anything you could in the real world without the developers having to program that specific outcome. All they would have to worry about is making the simulation accurate. Physics in games could go from a couple puzzles that have you moving boxes to something that underlies and determines every single interaction with anything in the game world. Im probably way off but anyways thank you for attending my TedTalk.

[@sodkijezu8748]

@@greybayles7955 But then it would be just wasting resources. Why would you simulate everything at granular lever if you can achieve the same effect with less resources and focus on something more useful, like being able to process 1000 tanks and a few thousand soldiers controlled by decent AI without blowing up your machine?

[@kimjuticus]

@@sodkijezu8748 Because it's a step forward. He's thinking ahead, at what we could achieve, at the glory of innovation. You bring what? Negativity.

[@sodkijezu8748]

@@kimjuticus I'm thinking practically. Though it would be damn cool to have something like that.

[@dominicwilfong]

Jokes on you, I literally just finished watching this the first time it was posted

[@isaiahfelix4814]

Tyler Can't Swim me to

[@zartam2188]

Why was it reuploadeded ?

[@dakotajensen181]

Tell me what's different

[@potato_senpaidied8001]

Tyler Can't Swim same

[@labouteilledeau5482]

@@potato_senpaidied8001 that was the name of the video !

[@cjhedges24]

Ensure this reaches the Merchants Guild. They must know.

[@thewhiteknightman]

Take to the roads, travel only at night, do not stop for anyone!

[@Dooom65]

We do...

[@SconeysASMR]

The Merchants Guild has heard you.

[@zeche8477]

*rubs hands with Jewish intent*

[@magmaslug9305]

You can't stop the guild now

[@hippofartamus]

I’m guessing 5 diddly dollararoos that the devs are gonna make you fight derrin, mostly just to mess with Sam

[@youngransom7768]

I think Derrin actually betrays you if you treat him like an asshole all the time, but other than that there's no reason to fight with him and vice versa. It's actually very cool how every humanoid remembers your actions & acts accordingly in the future.

[@crecy_]

Young Ransom wait really?

[@youngransom7768]

@@crecy_ Yeah I'm pretty sure. i've never done it because it's hard to be rude lmao

[@bigbear9182]

I bet he’s the secret final boss

[@SkullCandy5671]

Big Bear he’d make a pretty weak final boss considering the actual final boss is a gigantic buff golem with a massive polehammer.

[@nivik6513]

I love it when he does those videos when he's playing a single player game with no one on voice comms That shekelstine voice is such a nice throwback

[@VargVikernes1488]

That's his natural Jewish voice

[@matthewfogarty7141]

I miss shekelstine

[@Wuoffan1]

19:41 you gave him that hat and wondered why he betrayed you

[@thesixthcat6393]

That hat was snazzy af man I would love to get one of those don't diss it.

[@StupidIsMyJob]

Dude, if I was undead, couldn't do anything about my dumbass appearance, and my boss gave me that hat and told me that I was part of his golf hat mafia? I'd die again and then several times more for that man.

[@ComfortsSpecter]

Now that’s a hot little hat right there pure swag

[@ajeje1996]

8:57 Do you know who else loves pointy hats and torches? AquaFPS, the Grand Wizard.

[@franciscosoares2815]

Why?

[@ajeje1996]

@@franciscosoares2815 He also likes burning crosses

[@franciscosoares2815]

@@ajeje1996 lol

[@jayishikawa4150]

Subtle, I like that

[@VargVikernes1488]

Yo, based

[@d3tach3d]

Im so glad you make Exanima content. This game is heavily underrated and rarely known about. But with your large following I bet its helping with sales and lettings the Devs know that games like this need to exist. *Kisses*: Sam, I love you, my sweet little forehead child.

[@coltencollins268]

Sam's first video convinced me to buy it it's a solid game but really hard

[@bigspooky5046]

Sams the whole reason I bought this game and now I'm the bardiche God fear of all fleshy creatures

[@IckbobTheAwesome]

Robbaz has streamed it a lot too

[@noblemrbutt8349]

@@bigspooky5046 Ah yeah, but I'm the mace god

[@Hiihtopipa]

WHAT sams more than just a forehead?

[@donk8961]

I had a feeling a man who’s funding is the Merchant’s Guild would end up mentioned by Sam eventually

[@Solidsnake856]

Oy vey

[@chaselitno3321]

Thought I was getting two uploads in one day. Should've known better from this shyster.

[@b1gn3z55]

Must of said something too controversial

[@DCGMatthew1]

@@b1gn3z55 Cock

[@fdumbass]

@@DCGMatthew1 Haha

[@scalpingsnake]

@@b1gn3z55 Well the joke at 5:14 is still in soooo...

[@peternewz9348]

Okay I thought I was going crazy good to know that I wasn't the only one that was fooled

[@ruffleraveninc3602]

12:40 Did the devs see players getting to a point where their Derrins just fling themselves into the abyss and go “yep, that’s working as intended”.

[@then35t18]

There's no actual path down there so he has no other way to follow you.

[@foureye7058]

idk. I just try to keep in mind that at the end of the day, all Exanima is is just an extensive tech demo/pre alpha for the actual game.

[@StupidIsMyJob]

If I made a game like this, (and I'm pretty damn sure I won't) I'd make it to where you'd take 300% fall damage, so every time you fall flat on your face, just a normal trip over something, you'd be three times more likely to die from it. It'd at least be nice to see someone die from falling on their fucking neck lol

[@ioplop2943]

Well, most of the time he actually doesn't fall. If you go too slow though, Derrin has too much time to think about the shitty life that's waiting for him outside, so he just "falls" through, so it works better if you just run through the whole bridge as quickly as possible.. What you can also do is use the same loose planks lying around, to build a little bridge over the hole. You can then walk overt that no problem.

[@en4135]

It's still not fixed so, yes.

[@chiquitadave3304]

Dude when Darren died on me after I got to level 4 I yelled "NO DARREN". I yelled that soo loud I woke my girlfriend up. She was dying laughing and I was legitimately upset that he died.

[@nawan6266]

Coudnt be me brother.... couldnt be me......

[@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339]

The fact that Sam treats Derrin better than Aqua is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@khemeher]

A shout-out to Sseth in a General Sam video. Now that's a hot, steamy, power couple if I ever heard of one.

[@epicfail8203]

I love how he doesn’t even mention that he made it to a million this whole video

[@jong2359]

Probably because this was filmed like 3 weeks ago.

[@jlb4685]

Damn it’s 2 years later and we still don’t know what happened to Sam and Darrin.

[@Mecha_Hitler]

Game develops pretty slow

[@aurigold]

The number of times Derrin ate the floor and you thought he died only to stand back up after a few seconds except for when he finally didn't was the funniest and saddest thing about the original

[@joshuakelly7070]

The most unusual thing is the fact that you aren’t uploading enough, WE NEED YOU SAM!

[@mooddie_]

He uploaded 2 times in 25h, what do you mean

[@noahspiece8114]

Nah the quality is really outweighing quantity here. Our lord and savior Sam has a life to live too

[@wizard101master7]

he has a kid

[@clawzx1195]

@@wizard101master7 and is also doing these weekly, idk why they're tripping

[@ren4issance-754]

Darrin 2.0’s hat looks like uncle vesemir’s hat from Witcher 3.

[@anonthe-third2367]

Perfect for wooing the damsals

[@poshjo5355]

This is a job, FOR VESEMIR!

[@sategllib2191]

So weird, that's what I've been playing lately

[@MagikLamo]

The height of fashion in 1112!

[@quipy9660]

Do I lOoK lIkE wItChEr 3??

[@alexmewha4208]

5:08 “what’re you doing step-bro”

[@rhett5058]

DERRIIIIIN!!!!!!!

[@groovetorped]

To hear Sam talking about Ssethtzeentach after I've just recently watched a Ssethtzeentach video was pretty spooky spaghetti.

[@ren4issance-754]

I was worried it was taken down for good. Damn I love Darren.

[@darrenbrown2050]

Thank you

[@benquinones1235]

I wish this guy would post more often. I know the quality of each episode would go down, but I love listening to this big headed bastard talk.

[@tw7516]

I just end up watching aqua and stallt so I can get more Sam ngl

[@bombasticthrone007]

He's got a podcast if you like those, Forehead Fables

[@dukeofnothing4566]

@@tw7516 same hey.

[@Getlost117]

@@tw7516 i stay watching old vids and the new ones like twice dude makes good ass videos funny as hell

[@LeglessTurtle]

Great Video. Felt reminiscent of older videos. Glad you came back to Exanima.

[@goingheadstrong2426]

Congrats on a million Sam, it's been good to see you grow. Keep it up guy.

[@glorious4849]

I'm glad you mentioned sseth, you and him are my two favorite youtubers.

[@eldonhill4840]

same

[@Mun56203]

Congratulations on a million subs sam, I've been watching you since tranquility lane on fallout three. You better buy that damn lounge chair too lmao,

[@josephcharles2917]

I am so excited to see there was a part 2!!!

[@devinnguyen6668]

Heck yeah! Great to have this video back! Derrin is the GOAT

[@Totally_not_a_fed]

Me: Hey I’ve seen this one before. Sam: what? This is totally new.

[@37h4n2]

I didn’t see “Sam” the first time I read this

[@mattalex543]

You know what, I think I’ll actually watch this one again.

[@jaydenking9112]

Man, I remember when this man started doing KZbin full time. Dropped that day job like third period French lmao. Love how far you’ve come brother! 🔥🔥

[@anthonyafshar9801]

I loved both of these videos so much. Laughed so hard at everything hahaha

[@yetigood8409]

First thing I notice is how the painting directly left of his head is not level. This is unacceptable, you will hear from lawyers soon.

[@fergheinman394]

when i saw the last upload i thought "oh, i'll just watch it tomorrow" and now it's deleted

[@christophkogler6220]

Was just this with a different title

[@braddegarate4128]

Christoph Kogler thank you I did the same thing and got sad

[@CliffLemunyan]

@@christophkogler6220 yo for real! HEll yeah

[@UmaROMC]

Oh god, those joke at 1:50 just laid me out flat man. Aced the delivery there. Also, I feel you, Derrin's like the son I never had. Good on you protecting him!

[@flipndip5122]

I just realized I've been watching your content through the years and haven't pieced together it's all from the same person until now. I guess 30 is the start of my decline into tardation :(

[@Wolfe_No.13]

"oh hey i've seen this one" Sam: What do you mean it's brand new!

[@zachfakename6675]

The cool thing is that now I can steal the top comments from the old video: Something something forehead I can't remember

[@blortbugman8722]

Stunning and brave.

[@hoff4301]

You got me there

[@omenblurt2052]

How could I live without your videos, man? I love you.

[@pcp2522]

Listening to alot of Jippy because on this channel. Mans makes sweet beats.

[@kaiachilles287]

Congrats on one million subs Sam! You deserve every one!

[@berdoerdo4252]

Great job with the family friendly title Sam, here, have some ad revenue

[@andrewmacias97]

What was the original title? I completely forgot already

[@newberrycrunch7546]

@@andrewmacias97 something about cock

[@kyleslavin6540]

Can we just appreciate the quality KZbinrs constantly calling out for each others channels by name in videos lately. That's class, good shit boys, good shit.

[@calebmartens7435]

Bro you made me laugh so hard xD the whole crack pipe thing with darin was amazing!

[@sovereigndark7792]

Derrin: *In a desperate battle for his life* Sam: MmM this baff tub look nice

[@Austinntr]

I’ll tell my grandkids about the adventures of Darren and his paraplegic protector.

[@bikerslife583]

This video took me through the whole range of emotions. I laughed I cried I came and had to change my shorts. Darren I missed him like people missed 💔 😭 Opie from sons of anarchy....

[@zach4161]

I always watched your videos on and off but your exanima vid is what made me start wanting to consistently watch every video you put out amazing stuff

[@wyattglenn3643]

Bro youre like the jesus of hidden gems. Every time you play a game that nobody knows about its player base shoots up by at least 5k. Its incredibly impressive and your content is fantastic too. Keep up the good work!

[@sirrealism7300]

"Derrin please get along with my skeleton boys- NO NO ALL OF YOU GET ALONG NO STOP FIGHTING"

[@ratwhocankickflip]

the first exanima video was my first video of yours i watched, been subbbed and watched everything since. so glad to see it again.

[@weezypeezy1725]

This is my favorite of ALL of your videos. Congrats on that 1M, been here since 100k.

[@Chironex_Fleckeri]

Play Kingdom Come: Deliverance and play a psychopathic medieval blacksmith's son. Don't let anyone travel 15th century Bohemian roads without YOUR permission.

[@atomic_ryu]

Has Sam made a KCD video?? one of my favorite games ever.

[@iplaygames8090]

@@atomic_ryu no not YET. But we can blackmail him into it.

[@shamrawq5283]

Game is VERY Niche. I didn’t like it at all. Imo it sucked

[@thecatthatgotaway]

@@shamrawq5283 good thing your opinion is wrong or they wouldn't be making a second one

[@shamrawq5283]

@@thecatthatgotaway …..How can me telling people I did not enjoy a game be wrong? Idiotic👎🏾

[@Ghast-vl2kd]

“play that one song that goes ‘n word we made it’ *n word we made it*”😭😭

[@austinmccarty2941]

Congrats on 1 mil and I’ve been waiting for a part 2

[@lunaseur327]

Sam hit a million.. I never thought I'd see the day.

[@Reminiscent_iii]

Can we just take a moment and congratulate Samuel on his accomplishment of achieving 1 million subscribers :)

[@frankyplague]

99íiii******ôq 0kay

[@handsomeman-child8751]

I love how Sam cares more about pointless NPCs than his own actual family and friends.

[@sparkyboi4387]

ARE YOU CALLING DERRIN POINTLESS!?

[@masnkevin93]

I just came across your exanima videos the other day. Instantly bought the game and now I'm addicted

[@samuelfusaro7913]

The way you say “they haven’t made the end yet” like I’m some sort of amusing moron who can’t see the obvious is pretty great. Makes me laugh every time.

[@thejibbler1021]

Gotta say ever since I saw Darren get bent over in that hallway, I haven't felt at peace. But now everything is right in the world. I can finally rest.

[@casuallilolme2485]

15:24 “man beats wolf man with pimp cane whilst in the women’s bathroom of an abandoned dungeon.”

[@willheitman1364]

Sam it’s been fun watching your channel grow and now hit 1M, congratulations my man

[@specificocean588]

1:47 here you go king, you deserve this 👍. Had me wheezing

[@Chad_baddy]

My boy is lookin slick n greasy, just the way I like him

[@anthonyc417]

Y'all need to give love to Jippy on Spotify listen to Forehead Fables while you are there.

[@dozidac]

just noticed u reached 1 mill subs sammy i cant believe someone like you can achieve that but here we are

[@teamtnt2000]

Jesus Sam idk how you couldn't be everyone's favorite KZbinr... Keep it up 👌🏼 fuck yeh Derrin

[@bruhman1050]

Sam you did it take your throne at the EAMES LOUNGE CHAIR

[@cheeeese28]

Sam: ‘i think i fell on the same bed last time’ ~flashback~ Past Sam: *retard sounds*

[@jesus4172]

Woah! Congrats on 1 million subs! Been watching your vids for a couple years, you're honestly one of my favourite youtubers

[@whaaaaaaap]

I need more of this.

[@thewritermichaelis200]

Sooooo we gonna wait till the end of the year state of the channel address for you to talk about hitting a million subscribers orrrrr? (Congrats btw)

[@noahcollins1211]

Wait a minute I already watched this. Did I time travel

[@BillySprinkler]

Nah, unfortunately I'm afraid KZbin thinks the phrase 'rip my cock off' isn't family friendly smh

[@sergeantspeed5941]

@@BillySprinkler everything is family friendly. Incest porn is family friendly.

[@fLowMage21]

I got a big love for you Sam every time I hop on a new vid your amazing face is always there thanks for all your help man

[@BigPuddin]

I laughed. I cried. I shit my pants twice. This was a real rollercoaster, Sam.

[@alexbertil2756]

Did you reupload or ascend? Edit: Jewed out like the romans baby.

[@julsie3195]

LMAO

[@evilwheelchair9406]

Re-upload

[@guyrandom1]

cock

[@Lord_Keyboard]

So glad to see that you're back on here man. More people need to know about this game. One day, I'll see you in the arena, Sam. That's gonna be a great day. Long live Derrin.

[@bramwhitlock5189]

Congrats on hitting a million, I’ve been watching since 200,000 it been a great ride Samuel.

[@ashtonchilds]

One million! Congrats!

[@TotallyRiffed]

Derrin's Mom: "If your friends jump off a bridge would you?" Derrin: 13:10

[@logan1867]

Just bought this game on steam, didn’t want to give Sam any money.

[@jiggsawkato3072]

great vid ! , had nice throw back vibe

[@pebalii6184]

YESSSSSS BIN WAITING FOR THIS

[@d3tach3d]

I love that Garry's Mod t-shirt. GMod 4 Life.

[@KnightsGone]

Hey I just watched this yesterday...

[@crawdaddy7667]

Probably changed it because of the title since the last one has "cock" in it

[@evilwheelchair9406]

It was such a good title

[@DrunkButcher]

Yo! 1M! Congrats dude I’ve been here a real long time and I’m proud of you bro.

[@auntjemimadidnothingwrong9148]

Congratulations on 1 million subs Sam!

[@danielkjm]

*01:05** what is the name of that song i need it... Its far too great and Jippy has far too many songs PLZ HELP* *Edit: It Took me 1 Hour but i found out its "With Me There Too" From Beat Tape 31*

[@NukemDuke97]

Same

[@danielkjm]

@@NukemDuke97 "With Me There Too Jippy"

[@aizazkhan1223]

It's With Me There Too - Jippy kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYaae4qZj72rqc0

[@chadfield6552]

Legend

[@tayoramirez5006]

"It turned into a race war" - General Sam

[@broken6795]

Congratz on one million my dude, Totally deserved it :D

[@figgy4776]

i am so fucking happy you made another exanima video sam