I also saw a bunch of people saying the last video was clickbait. Well lemme show ya some fucking clickbait you lil shits.
@mahatmoid5 жыл бұрын
have u been losing weight samuel?
@xmm-cf5eg5 жыл бұрын
Fuckin lol, love you Sammy man.
@gameboycolor23005 жыл бұрын
Wait this isn’t kenshi
@timewellspent81375 жыл бұрын
Lick me Samuel Do it Do it Samuel Samuel I'm still waiting Lick me Do it Do it now Lick me Sammy boy Samuel Lick me like I'm your fingers after you just ate KFC.
@itsyaboiguzma5 жыл бұрын
Gimme that clickbait Sam
@robbygarcia61645 жыл бұрын
Sam who are you kidding your own fan base doesn’t like you we’re just here cause we feel bad
@xmm-cf5eg5 жыл бұрын
"Stockholm Syndrome Sam"
@squishykotetsu5 жыл бұрын
@@xmm-cf5eg Stockholm Samdrom? Like, with a good 'ol speech impediment to go with it?
@gavinf285 жыл бұрын
Buggy G we would feel bad if we left his channel and he can’t feed his baby
@AdmiralBiach5 жыл бұрын
Sams combover is more desperate than his patchy attempt at a beard
@tylerparaz67865 жыл бұрын
Shit you right
@KetsaKunta5 жыл бұрын
I also have shitty genes
@KillFeed6695 жыл бұрын
Ketsa Official same
@ronniewhitedx5 жыл бұрын
Then why is there cum on my screen?
@kubli3655 жыл бұрын
@@ronniewhitedx that was leftover from your partner's lover's visit last night
@UnfunnyFigs5 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume my father was around to tell me advice
@hobomeak695 жыл бұрын
10/10
@Moodbloom5 жыл бұрын
Same bruv
@carlwheezerofsouls32735 жыл бұрын
what is he STILL in jail? oh cmon it was only one prostitute
@sweetbabydaeds79694 жыл бұрын
No one cares
@sweetbabydaeds79694 жыл бұрын
@@marshallmaia8130 no one cares
@MANEIABENDEROFFICAL5 жыл бұрын
Bruh it would take sonic a year to run the length from Sams eyebrows to his hairline
@ashenwuss16515 жыл бұрын
*Gotta go fast?*
@Obisouky45 жыл бұрын
Sam has eyebrows?
@plantherum23655 жыл бұрын
@@Obisouky4 I just fucking noticed that lol
@DrIsis5 жыл бұрын
He looks like fucking Senator Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising
@Aegis9095 жыл бұрын
@@DrIsis HOLY SHIT I was thinking the same thing
@Pebphiz5 жыл бұрын
We joke, but he did look like Witcher 3 ngl.
@xmm-cf5eg5 жыл бұрын
Playing as him makes you really *FEEL* like Witcher 3.
@PapaPoob5 жыл бұрын
7.62 x39mm finally someone gets it
@SpaceMissile4 жыл бұрын
_dunkey reference_
@CoolMoon5 жыл бұрын
I really hope the next video is Kenshi. I need to know how my Chadbots are doing overthrowing an incel empire.
@IllyasArt5 жыл бұрын
Same
@CHern_11535 жыл бұрын
CoolMoon I just wanna see the *C H A D* *C R A B S*
@toocompettoochill77165 жыл бұрын
Thats where I subbed from! Ffs it was bugging me for ages I was watching his kenshi vids
@hope68405 жыл бұрын
Agree
@beedykh22355 жыл бұрын
I WANT ZEBB
@maxj21475 жыл бұрын
What if people in Mordhau don’t hate Sam because of his strats but because of his personality
@acommunist16075 жыл бұрын
First?
@maxj21475 жыл бұрын
Goddamn I got a like from Papa Rabbi I can’t believe it
@mannythrash5085 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy theories
@breeze20825 жыл бұрын
I’d rather have more youtubers with is personality than “HEY GUYS COMING BACK AT YA AGAIN WOTH ANOTHER VIDEO, WATCH ME REACT TO THIS VIDEO IVE ALREADY SEEN THEN SCREAM FOR CHILDREN BTW BUY KY MERCH AND ENJOY THIS TEN MIN VIDEO EOTH EIGHT ADS
@shoopoop214 жыл бұрын
@@breeze2082 _“HEY GUYS COMING BACK AT YA AGAIN WOTH ANOTHER VIDEO, WATCH ME REACT TO THIS VIDEO IVE ALREADY SEEN THEN SCREAM FOR CHILDREN BTW BUY KY MERCH AND ENJOY THIS TEN MIN VIDEO EOTH EIGHT ADS_ So Sam?
@yellowfellow68935 жыл бұрын
This is just what I needed after my prostate exam
@arsenal26215 жыл бұрын
Nothing better than this after a good fingering.
@yellowfellow68935 жыл бұрын
arsenal2621 I didn’t know the annual check up included the whole fist this time
@kman18935 жыл бұрын
Just got my foreskin reattached and i come home to this 🙏🙏
@volgax36465 жыл бұрын
Yellow Fellow did you pass?
@yellowfellow68935 жыл бұрын
Volgax364 the doc said I had to come back to the corner again... :/
@alexander36665 жыл бұрын
You should have replaced "vacuum cleaner" with "sister". Maybe that way they would have understood.
@TheySayImTubby4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the family rectangle
@blondinerichelieujean97274 жыл бұрын
True story while listening to this with headphones I was vaccuming
@KLRmurdercycle4 жыл бұрын
Family wreath
@IntheBay853 жыл бұрын
"Stepbro" there fixed.
@ren4issance-7545 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ. It’s 3 am and I’m still an incel. Bruh. 800 chads liked my comment.
@km54055 жыл бұрын
the V in Virgin is for HiGh ImPAct SexUAl *V"* iolence
@syalem5 жыл бұрын
Goddamn 20 years And im still an incel
@youmompwner5 жыл бұрын
What
@solid_snake97085 жыл бұрын
incels only say that on incel forums, Im on to you chad.......
@amitty98185 жыл бұрын
Ren4issance - have sex
@bifocalzebra71135 жыл бұрын
I think the most enjoyable part of these videos is anticipating how Sam's hairline is doing each time
@thejfj5 жыл бұрын
roight
@toran67114 жыл бұрын
Roight
@bruhmachine64354 жыл бұрын
*right
@rarefox88464 жыл бұрын
Why havint jfj been noticed here wth
@bruhmachine64354 жыл бұрын
@@rarefox8846 idk
@tomfrommicromanagement3 жыл бұрын
I wuv you sock man
@cake56523 жыл бұрын
You almost predicted the future perfectly with this game Sam, but instead of the community ruining it, the devs did.
@Kifuremu3 жыл бұрын
Oh damn what happened?
@aristotelsb88743 жыл бұрын
Nah, it is the community. Pretty much everyone is using all those chivalry techniques, which arent as bad in Mordhau, but still exist. People don’t fall for traps, they just tryhard grind their kd. The messy bloodbath that Mordhau was is no more, just cybersportsmen my ass type of dueling elites coming to frontline and invasion and soloing entire enemy team
@konji.27573 жыл бұрын
@@aristotelsb8874 devs ruined it not community.
@georgebadilla50003 жыл бұрын
@@aristotelsb8874 im so confused about what you are trying to say. I just came back into mordhau and yea there's a bunch of people playing that have triple digits in levels but so what. Mordhau is the same game as it was before, there just aren't a thousand players who have never touched a fighting game before. If your definition of fun is trashing new players maybe you are the problem, not the "cybersportsmen"
@georgebadilla50003 жыл бұрын
@@Kifuremu its the same game, i came back into it after release and still had a blast. People are most likely just mad that a game that is almost 2 years old doesn't have new players that they can trash and instead are trashed on. The devs actually went out of their way to try to nerf some of the chivalry stuff that aristotel is talking about. I think they nerfed some of the dragging people did on weapons to try to prevent the silly spin people do in chiv. I came back and I'm rank 40, I took some losses and I got some wins. Still had fun.
@bananabames81845 жыл бұрын
How long till the devs ban you for griefing lmao
@bananabames81845 жыл бұрын
@Codered08 Yes, but people can probably spam the devs and try get him banned for a quick l o l
@charlesdemers11975 жыл бұрын
Kirra Mes _tabarnak_
@odd44835 жыл бұрын
The only time you get banned by the devs is if you affect them personally like making them look bad not make their game look bad
@massimopietranico77244 жыл бұрын
Aqua laughs like he has a trained sniper aiming at his head
@Deadass_Darren5 жыл бұрын
I gotta leave this channel boys, lost my virginity today. Godspeed gentlemen.
@Tonystark-jm5jf3 жыл бұрын
He later went on to have several children and got promoted from assistant to regional manager to assistant regional manager. Godspeed
@herschelschueler3 жыл бұрын
@@Tonystark-jm5jf wait a second...
@marcgoldedition50943 жыл бұрын
@@Tonystark-jm5jf wanna run that by us again
@Tonystark-jm5jf3 жыл бұрын
@@marcgoldedition5094 no need
@ethoman042 жыл бұрын
already know this one's a lie lol
@Kinuhbud5 жыл бұрын
in all seriousness, amidst the hilariously mean comments--you are awesome and muy guapo, General Sam. (now go shave)
@aidenromine10004 жыл бұрын
Shut up Aqua FPS!
@GamersUnitedaily5 жыл бұрын
Yo general forehead, more oblivion.
@FleetaFleegalBuckFut5 жыл бұрын
*Witcher 3
@logans8115 жыл бұрын
Anything thats good*
@vitochimienti24484 жыл бұрын
" just eat a Chinese person"this didn't age well
@komdivmaklenskov11054 жыл бұрын
And anyone who does eat one won't age anymore either...
@yourguysheppy Жыл бұрын
Mordhau and Chivalry players are the kinds of people you'd see in Lindybeige's comments arguing about the specifics of a 17th century french saber.
@koodude23135 жыл бұрын
" My video got circulated outside of my audience" Rut roh....
@jayclifford43195 жыл бұрын
Your hairline really is on the brink of termination 🥵
@hayesjohnson20275 жыл бұрын
It’s already ded
@MareEnjoyer5 жыл бұрын
imagine caring about another man's hair
@jayclifford43195 жыл бұрын
homeless pizza imagine being called homeless pizza
@reksie78165 жыл бұрын
Sam, this always happens when the algorithm picks it up, remember that fallout 4 video where you bullied a black man with watermelons? It was pretty funny
@ded56303 жыл бұрын
The community did ruin the game 100%,half or more people play like there on Adderall snorting Half a pound of coke whilst on steroids, extremely toxic by default and set on killing over and over again with a poleax thing without faking or blocking just come from behind, hit your head and kill you or hit you in the side step back and can just kick you or throw something at you. With how many people main it I can’t run a “fun build” or I will 3/4 of the time (I do realize with some real skill you can beat anyone but I’m fighting smooth brains and still getting destroyed unless I use my own broken build (executioner sword ) (zeilwealder)-(can’t spell) but it’s not as fun as a staff fight in my humble opinion
@goblin86233 жыл бұрын
Haven’t played this game in months for this exact reason
@jjones5033 жыл бұрын
This game looks like garbage. No wonder they mad at you.
@sparkling_h2o8953 жыл бұрын
Stay on fortnite and tiktok kiddo
@jjones5033 жыл бұрын
@@sparkling_h2o895 play better games simp
@MONKEY-ip8vr3 жыл бұрын
@@jjones503 Git gud
@blankyjae33163 жыл бұрын
but funny sword game
@justjustus74065 жыл бұрын
It's always funny seeing normies find Sam's vids
@skullfaceproductions84265 жыл бұрын
normies are like little brothers: once you annoy them and they start to cry its funny to see, so you annoy them again
@justjustus74065 жыл бұрын
@arcadable found one
@void60915 жыл бұрын
arcadable a normie wouldn’t understand
@justjustus74065 жыл бұрын
@arcadable good, my katana grows stronger from your every Ree
@antispaghettigod12015 жыл бұрын
@arcadable It doesn't think of you that way, it sees you as more of a brother and would never let you be inside of it.
@Luwab5 жыл бұрын
Kickstarter to Fund General Sam Lesbian Porn in outer Space anyone ?
@kevinjbonetguadalupe17295 жыл бұрын
Im part of your audience and i think you are a *DOLPHIN NOISE* I love it, keep it up
@mrrager71705 жыл бұрын
I love the sound of some soothing music as General Sam single handedly causes the deletion of 400+ Mordhau applications
@Tobias50363 жыл бұрын
The truth hurts. That's why they hate him.
@LardDude325 жыл бұрын
6:04 Mom said it's my turn on the Xbox
@user-hn4tj2nv4b5 жыл бұрын
Press “P” to go i to third person mode, it lets you aim the catapult way better
@DestructionOfRome5 жыл бұрын
“How dare you say the community will ruin MY [insert game here], let me show you just how much of a great community we are by being as hostile and toxic as possible.” Something tells me that Chivalry and Mordhau have more than a few things in common.
@sonspork4 жыл бұрын
I guess Chivalry really is dead lmao
@Kapnap5 жыл бұрын
People couldn’t handle such a Chad gamer like you Sam
@watchtehkillcam75 жыл бұрын
Sammy looking slim, cant pay for food after losing all your money in crypto?
@christopherduncan26055 жыл бұрын
Sam got BOGGED.
@packaapunch4 жыл бұрын
YEE YEE
@GniewnyMedrzec4 жыл бұрын
1:35 What is the title of this tune? ... 1:45 OK, nevermind. It's "The Larger Melody [OUTRO]" from "THE J.H & JIPPY BATCH".
@EpicE1013 жыл бұрын
Nice
@BlaQGhoste932 жыл бұрын
You're a Godsend thank you
@GniewnyMedrzec2 жыл бұрын
@@BlaQGhoste93 Naaah, I'm just a mortal but thank you for kind word 😉
@83HC5 жыл бұрын
"that lesbian's got a hairy set of balls" Jonathan Yaniv: The struggle is real.
@dontblink044 жыл бұрын
The amount of fucking jippy songs on spotify I've gone through trying to find the intro and outro music... fucking hell it's not even worth it anymore
@profpig21484 жыл бұрын
I know right I’ve even used things like Shazam and it just comes up with no result I’m starting to think it never existed. But if you ever find it tell me
@profpig21484 жыл бұрын
Never mind I found it. It’s called - The Larger Melody [OUTRO] - it’s part of THE J.H & JIPPY BATCH but I only found it on Soundcloud in the last minute of the 2 hour long tape and on KZbin under the user ElectroZen
@itsbowmantv5 жыл бұрын
I've never seen Sam get a fucking kill in these vids. It's all team damage
@peternewz93485 жыл бұрын
I love you general Sam and your videos and I hope you make more of them no homo
@zacharyrosmanitz75473 жыл бұрын
I’ve looked through jippy’s entire catalog of albums on Apple Music and I still can’t find the one beat tape sam used in the intro. I must continue the search.
@zacharyrosmanitz75473 жыл бұрын
I finally found it
@dasboot78893 жыл бұрын
@@zacharyrosmanitz7547 do share...
@zacharyrosmanitz75473 жыл бұрын
@@dasboot7889 I made an extended version and put it on SoundCloud. It’s called “The larger melody”
@nignog17373 жыл бұрын
@@zacharyrosmanitz7547 chadly man
@WellManneredNate5 жыл бұрын
Karen may have taken the kids, but Sam uploaded a new video today.
@Inooa5 жыл бұрын
bc of KZbin I found your channel and freakin love it I've watched many of us vids and made me laugh out loud so yeah!! fuck them those guys who didn't find you funny
@bobogaming42095 жыл бұрын
Do another gm new vegas video ore else…
@przemekgodlewski54975 жыл бұрын
Yes,YES
@octaviain70285 жыл бұрын
Bro it seems I found a claymorian
@octaviain70285 жыл бұрын
As well as a Dane. Hvordan går det bro.
@bobogaming42095 жыл бұрын
Haha 🇳🇴
@VOYAGEUR-YT5 жыл бұрын
I love it when a group of outsiders stumbles upon Sam. Never gets old.
@nathanwaters83855 жыл бұрын
anyone know the song at 1:35 ? or at least what beattape its on
@SweetReaper_5 жыл бұрын
nathan waters The J.H & Jippy - The Larger Melody (Outro)
@eoinmulligan72224 жыл бұрын
@@SweetReaper_ so good.
@SheerDrop4 жыл бұрын
1 year later: the community killed the game
@alm75895 жыл бұрын
New Jippi's intro track is lit af
@YorakHunt7775 жыл бұрын
You know which song it is?
@Randomeaninglessword5 жыл бұрын
@@YorakHunt777 At which timestamp?
@jackrickard14005 жыл бұрын
OppoQuinn 1:37
@jackrickard14005 жыл бұрын
OppoQuinn whats is it
@Randomeaninglessword5 жыл бұрын
@@jackrickard1400 "THE J.H & JIPPY BATCH - The Larger Melody [OUTRO]"
@bunanahamock29605 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you love my kind. All hail the mighty Hammock.
@Pigness75 жыл бұрын
Glad to see anouther Sam video with my main man JFJ
@sideturn5 жыл бұрын
I've been trying to find the outro song forever someone please tell me
@asmodeusdan5 жыл бұрын
I went trough all the fucking songs :S it is from the album: " THE J.H & JIPPY BATCH - The Larger Melody [OUTRO] " (the very last song...)
@SweetReaper_5 жыл бұрын
asmodeusdan you sir, are a hero.
@sideturn5 жыл бұрын
@@asmodeusdan tbh I'm not THAT opposed to marrying a complete stranger
@ikey.77724 жыл бұрын
@@asmodeusdan fr could kiss you
@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun56893 жыл бұрын
Holy fucking shit THANK YOU fam
@noah-zt7wb5 жыл бұрын
hi
@KWyzel3 жыл бұрын
Imagine hating on someone for telling the truth. Mordhau is dead af right now, and filled with try hard sweats only a year later. Just like Chivalry.
@Gajiggles5 жыл бұрын
Just wait till they see your discord.
@Sweegan73 жыл бұрын
Maude, how ?
@greggy24455 жыл бұрын
Anybody know the name of the specific tape at 1:35
@Randomeaninglessword5 жыл бұрын
Commenting so I can know too
@Randomeaninglessword5 жыл бұрын
Nevermind, I found it after searching his entire discography. "The Larger Melody [OUTRO]" on "The J.H & Jippy Batch"
@greggy24455 жыл бұрын
OppoQuinn nicee I was scouring his tapes too couldn’t find shit
@BritishCookie5 жыл бұрын
Gregg ooo at what time is it?
@greggy24455 жыл бұрын
British Cookie the last part
@alfonsomendez5763 жыл бұрын
Sam predicted the future
@AubreyMK5 жыл бұрын
but dosnt any game's community ruin it in some way, look at overwatch - toxic, undertail - i dont want to get into their community actually
@baconbits10315 жыл бұрын
you don't wanna get into an assless fur suit and say your gonna have a bad time
@AubreyMK5 жыл бұрын
@@baconbits1031 only if it plays megolovaina ear rape 24/7 at max volume and will make people run from me before they can run because of what I am wearing
@minimimeep33544 жыл бұрын
Rust
@KaiserDaChoom5 жыл бұрын
kicked reason: temporarily banned for 4 minutes thats now a valid reason to be banned
@based..3 жыл бұрын
Looking back on this video, Sam was fucking RIGHT.
@ViviDwarf3 жыл бұрын
NAKED MAUL MAN ALPHA BUILD ON FRONTLINE, I LIKE, WE MAKE SIMILAR CONTENT
@largewings5 жыл бұрын
we ALL know what happens when normies see your vids... for example: "the last rifle you'll ever need"
@user-uf8de5cw7x4 жыл бұрын
Whats the last rifle you'll ever need
@andrewjustice48108 ай бұрын
Wow Jesus these comments bring it back a few years, nice
@notfriendly2615 жыл бұрын
*team kills and blocks spawn* some men can be reasoned or bargained with they just want to watch the world burn
@LordThanatosOfHades5 жыл бұрын
How interesting, the screenshot used in this video shows 20k upvotes, and 4k downvotes. This video has 24k upvotes as of this comment... Cherry pickin- I mean coincidence? I think not.
@swampbillies17764 жыл бұрын
Hey man those fluoride stains on your teeth can be scrapped down by a dentist . I had them when I was in high school and they bugged the shit out of me . After I got them shaved down I use white strips and now all my teeth look like the same color . Just a tip, I know it made me feel better after I got it done . Love your vids homie
@VitaLAwakening3 жыл бұрын
look at that gamer stache
@notro50942 жыл бұрын
fuck, he was right.
@thetruemarksmen91243 жыл бұрын
At the point where I just re watch Sam videos cause he’s like the only funny KZbinr
@KorporalNoobs5 жыл бұрын
The Devs are a video closer to Introducing "Progrom: the Gamemode"
@jubei5115 жыл бұрын
Thou must repent for thine prior blasphemy!
@j41015 жыл бұрын
Tbh I don’t think Sam takes any of this seriously, I mean, it’s coming from strangers on the internet
@GeneralSam5 жыл бұрын
You take that back. I stay up at night biting my nails at the thought of you fucking monsters typing meanie things to me.
@rabbitguy3375 жыл бұрын
I would like a whole video of Steve making autistic observations
@DetectiveMekova5 жыл бұрын
General Sam has some of the best stories ever. They're always ridiculous, and sadly relatable.
@walterpacheco94054 жыл бұрын
Wash your face Sam! Those Florida summers get hot
@xandergrey42905 жыл бұрын
Mr Sam, I've been an edgelord following your channel since the Skyrim era, and let me tell you: just like wine, your "films" are getting better with time. Keep it up, Hollywood has your name on it xD
@axeledwards9738 Жыл бұрын
Does anoybody know the name of the song at 1.35?
@Joseph-pc5wn5 жыл бұрын
Finally growing some hair I see. The actual Jew in you is a late bloomer.
@ParrotEater9 ай бұрын
Does anyone know the name of the song in the intro and outro??? I'm so obsessed about it and I can't find it. I've literally listened to everything jippy has done
@kobitz90015 жыл бұрын
youre a treasure Sam. Never stop being you man. haters gone hate
@wylythunder5190 Жыл бұрын
damn remember when poob played games with sam?
@mt-93205 жыл бұрын
who sticks it in a vacuum anymore? its 2019 we got fleshlights now boi
@josephsaenz97374 жыл бұрын
Brub personally I have my girl grapefruit it
@yessir_4 жыл бұрын
well its been over a year and i can sadly say that the comunity of Mordhau did ruin the game at least for me theres too many tryharders and trolls and i play games only to entertain myself so i think that i have a reasonable opinion about this topic cuz i had over 350 hours on that game umm there are also some retards one time i played i joined a server where a guy was literally braging about how alpha he is and how all of us were such betas lol
@jnht99125 жыл бұрын
Sam: *wheezes in jew
@M101-k3u5 жыл бұрын
To everyone new watching Sams vids: This is like deciding to watch game of thrones on the last season without seeing any other seasons prior. You wont know what the fuck is going on.
@b.online5 жыл бұрын
Sam I gotta say you make the best cinematic intros to your videos, your style is so good man
@neb5195 жыл бұрын
Haters act as if hate comments get to Sam lol. He's the king of insults
@SpaceMissile4 жыл бұрын
"i learned to love 'em, cause i'm wearing a pair right now" _gold_
@hooliganherpetology3 жыл бұрын
How come no vids like this anymore. We Todd?
@ranger_14725 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised nobody knows that you can just crouch-walk through bear traps yet.
@Gumbyfanaccount5 жыл бұрын
What if Sam was black that would be crazy lol
@nyzurix25865 жыл бұрын
This lesbian post better and better content every day
@shozlochshadr15365 жыл бұрын
"That lesbian's got a hairy set o' balls" wholesome trans lesbian rep
@benp11775 жыл бұрын
"As someone who has studied the cOntent as a whole" Don't think you can get away with a voice crack papa rabbi
@zebadiahganjabutter2 жыл бұрын
Sam was right about mordhua. I HATE HIM FOR BEING RIGHT.
@YaGirlZero3 жыл бұрын
Hey Sam! Well from my position there's still no meta, yes yes. People are better but you gotta get better and you could still use shitass weapons and get kills.
@The_Borisaurus5 жыл бұрын
Fucking awesome vid, Sam, and can't wait for you to get surrounded by controversy based on people who don't even know a thing about you.
@adafqgahshs35915 жыл бұрын
My will to live is weaker than Sam's hairline
@notstreamingok32105 жыл бұрын
Other people be thinking about how to kill their enemy. Nah..... figuring out how to sabotage and kill my teammate