Cooking Reddits Worst Recipes II

[@Ghostsoulless]

The lighting on this makes it look like they’re trapped in a bomb shelter. And Sam is just cooking whatever random shit they happened to salvage in the hellscape above.

[@boojersey13]

There's a new DLC for cooking simulator that's apocalypse shelter themed with radioactive food and rats for proteins, etc and this video feels like an IRL run of that DLC

[@TeaganTurner]

10 clover field ?

[@5bslaton]

The lighting makes the whole situation look deplorable

[@hashbrown777]

I liked the way the editing at times made sam look like a tiny elf chef on zach's table

[@kieranmilner4208]

I hope Sam makes a post apocalyptic cooking show after this shut boils over

[@kipper-7273]

Watching you hit the whole garlic with the side of the knife instead of the individual clove and then peeling the clove by hand really let me know this is indeed a 5 star establishment

[@MsZsc]

thanks ddlc character

[@PushSomeHeavyWeight]

I knew he did something wrong there but I was too busy laughing at the fact he didn’t know how to open a clove of garlic

[@Heiserton]

I was dying watching that like “wtf is he doing” lol

[@muskker9959]

Nothing like a little brotherly love to bring out the worst in Sam.

[@AxxLAfriku]

I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear nus

[@muskker9959]

@@AxxLAfriku idk man I ain't watching em that's all I have to say

[@suatchaglan7446]

@@muskker9959 lol

[@koisink7597]

@@AxxLAfriku not my thing if ill be honest

[@Shumachuma]

Anyone noticed that they sound almost exactly the same

[@LOLismyNINJA]

Dude your brother looks constantly sad and happy at the same time. Like he's going to either cry or bust out a jovial belly laugh. Great guy, wish him the best in life.

[@nuggert]

Divorce bro lol

[@gaffgarion7049]

@@nuggert that tends to happen when you cheat

[@nuggert]

@@gaffgarion7049 That also tends to happen when you dont lol

[@gaffgarion7049]

@@nuggert Yeah but at least you can get a prenup for that

[@stevenrodriguez763]

@@gaffgarion7049 did he cheat? Lol

[@cellotuba]

In this episode of Shitty Reddit Recipies: Sam exploits emotionally compromised and financially ruined family members under the guise of "taking care of his loved ones".

[@apIthletIcc]

@@kingkaiser2829 legit sounds like some shit bizzle would say, but im not making any accusations just an observation cuz i read that in bizzles voice for some reason lol

[@evgenyreshetnikov3483]

Spoils of libertanism

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

So it's just another Sam video? Nothing new?

[@Conbonzx]

free food baby

[@thrash6453]

sounds about right

[@jxplay3r729]

It's amazing how in most videos Sam goes to great lengths to have high def, well lit, professional level cinematography. Even his face cams on streams have some nice lighting, and that gentle sway pan back and forth for some dynamic movement. Yet for this video, the footage looks like it's a snuff film as directed by the Taliban. It's grainy, dimly lit, and often off center or Dutch angled in some way. Pretty perfect and on theme, honestly.

[@kairobertson2341]

“Snuff film directed by the taliban” is the best description of this video 😂

[@ItsYaBoi-ATA]

he needed that authentic cockroach ridden Italian dive restaurant ambiance.

[@lancemanly2533]

wow, so well well spoken. youre a true chad when it comes to video appreciation. * eyeroll *

[@Qaztar44]

Couldn’t hold it at “snuff film as directed by the Taliban.” That’s gold

[@jxplay3r729]

@@lancemanly2533 hey man, if you project any harder, can I borrow you for an outdoor movie night?

[@regipope3213]

i like to imagine sam just lives in a non-euclidean house instead of using fandangled camera technology

[@shoto42]

Someone knows their SCP knowledge

[@regipope3213]

@@shoto42 i do know about scps but i was talking about geometry 😂

[@DaliPose]

@@regipope3213 Hey, if General Sam is an SCP, then he’s my favorite SCP. Don’t hate, appreciate.

[@IncorporationXII]

Correct me if I am wrong but isn’t every house on earth a non euclidean as that means geometry built on a curve?

[@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer]

@@IncorporationXII considering we flatten and level the ground we build on ... No.

[@Blackobluna]

What an outstanding gentleman Sam is, making a primo 4 course dinner for his recently divorced brother. You would never catch AquaFPS doing such charity work for the downtrodden.

[@Availant]

The isolated and vulnerable impoverished become Aquafps' meals

[@AnonymousYoutuber69]

Aqua is the one doing the downtreading on the homeless and needy.

[@mitchellemery8455]

I thought AquaFPS was homeless tho????

[@heccle]

One time I was walking out of my local cvs and none other than AquaFPS ran up to me screaming racial slurs. He then proceeded to slap my heart medication out of my hands and kick my 2 year old son in the testicles.

[@SadToffee]

aqua would rather stab a homeless man and nibble on both of his ears.

[@Froed]

This is the collab we’ve all been waiting for, 2 wifeless fathers trying to provide food for their children

[@2006arpg]

Wifeless? Sam? Hmm

[@meli2121]

@@2006arpg it is only a matter of time

[@austingruber3789]

Sams divorced ???

[@uncledoctor6920]

@@meli2121 idk if she stuck with him after the 1 death 1 shot vid despite his family's history of alcoholism she's in it for the long haul. That or he's become Abby's dealer for her weekly fix of fererro roche' ice cream. I know I would.

[@mirnasimmi4901]

@@austingruber3789 no Abby is actually Zach in disguise.

[@MrJbedo]

Dude your brother is always funny especially with both of your guys's intoxicating laughter you should have him on more often. The hiking trip deserves a trilogy.

[@morlordca]

Those hiking videos have to be my all time favorite general sam videos aside the fallout/skyrim/rust trilogies

[@pRaX85815]

Maybe you get your wish. I mean.. being a free man now afterall.

[@evanbasham4875]

I second this sentiment. Let's see them trail weezin's.

[@McNofriends]

hopefully he doesn't have to carry sam on his back while he's vomiting to death this time

[@galvatron0810]

@@morlordca you can't forget kenshi

[@MrNeutral]

As much as Sam tries to make this seem like him messing with his vulnerable brother, I genuinely find this really wholesome. I see a man helping his brother cope with a difficult situation with laughs and chats, it makes me smile.

[@EJN64]

The fucking cupcake story just proved Sam is entirely as unhinged irl as online

[@lordhellstrande2763]

Most accurate portrayal of brothers

[@SketchFirial]

Nigga also eating the most vile item woth him, true love right there

[@rurtrd6286]

i mean, anyone with a eyesight can notice Sam is actually striving to be a good dude, despite how he likes to portray himself. Sorry if it breaks the immersion.

[@Chonkems]

@@rurtrd6286 Nobody actually thinks Sam is an asshole, I mean, the guy has a wife and kids he very clearly loves dearly.

[@tiru4003]

Another Zach episode, very nice Mr Sam. Also very nice to mention his divorce in the first 15 seconds of the video, great brother as always.

[@C4N4Dii4N]

If Zach going through an existential crisis, crippling depressing and financial ruin means we get more of these videos then I'm all for it.

[@dinkledord7026]

lol

[@COSMOKRAT_616]

I second that motion

[@Kyure.]

We should not be but I'm sorry, these are too good lol

[@TV---]

Sam was invited to judge dishes in Hells Kitchen with Gordon Ramsay. but the episode got canceled when sam started mercilessly insulting the female chefs. There wasn't even food. He just kept hurling insults, I'm pretty sure he made a child cry at one point. While sam sat there eating a cream cheese bagel laughing. Now dont get me even started on what Aqua did. Love the content Sam.

[@OrangewaveSupreme]

Aqua is a menace

[@Hoplasa]

i can't believe an angle like sam would do such a thing , he is such a sweethearth.. that aqua fella though .. pshh don't even get me started

[@asmbeats5369]

I heard things about that Aqua guy you mentioned, even Hitler would blush by some of the things that guy has commited.

[@madmannn9576]

When Aqua started shouting racial slurs at the black chefs I didn't think it could get any worse. how wrong I was. He even physically attacked one of the women and started going on a pro eugenics rant. That man has some serious issues.

[@He-who-wakes]

I remember when I met aqua in person. I always loved his content so when I got meet him in person I thought it would be great. Boy, was I wrong. When aqua saw that I was a man of color his eyes bulged out of his head like he'd just seen the devil's dick. He then when on to rant about eugenics and why my race was inferior, even tearing off his shirt to reveal a giant iron cross with with a swastika. Needless to say it was an overall great experience.

[@nxtxme1009]

Zach saying he’d rather give a rat a rim job then pay sam money is hilarious😭😭

[@ratman202]

Such a beautiful way with words

[@JohnGenericName]

The than / then difference is really important here

[@mshark8246]

Sam is a good brother even at his brothers lowest he proves he can go lower

[@Coolhalo]

« My brother just lost an arm, so we’re gonna see if he can beat elden ring one-handed! »

[@mshark8246]

@@Coolhalo there’s the spirit

[@volupte7605]

Sam's ability to monitize someone's hard times will always amaze me

[@volupte7605]

@Jo Ke you are a loathsome being

[@Patches_Gaming]

@@volupte7605: Loathsome dung eater!

[@ChuyIsScared]

Like a true jew

[@ColinBFClarke]

@@ChuyIsScared best jew in the world

[@Disrespecthecactus]

@@ColinBFClarke the last jew in the world

[@Mattsprague]

It was a great brotherly moment when Sam said “and she was family, I wouldn’t eat after that bitch now!”

[@xXbaker1025Xx]

I love how both Zach and Sam can point to the same event they think killed his marriage. They are truly blood

[@joebarthram596]

How is Sam married longer than this gem of a human 😂😂

[@ATF-]

@@joebarthram596 Sam is very financially successful

[@sharklegs]

@@joebarthram596 sam's wife met him in high school, she literally doesnt know of a better alternative

[@peanut983]

I love how he corrects him too “it wasn’t pizza crust, it was a cupcake”

[@Cardinalbins]

@@sharklegs As if u couldnt imagine of a better alternative if you never had one

[@malachyte_art]

The lack of music, mixed with the strange camera editing and odd conversation, makes this feel like I'm half-awake and half-asleep at 2am with Adult Swim on the background and half a dream still running through my brain.

[@corporal-cream6898]

“I would give a rat a rim-job before I pay you money.” - Sam’s brother, a true philosopher

[@monsterkill823]

Well you remember the kids book: If you give a rat a rimjob, he's gonna want a glass of icewater.

[@elgringofeo9348]

Sam's a rat though

[@Plamler]

That sounded like a line by Cicero

[@BigNes445]

Zach makes me wish I had a brother. Sam makes me thankful that I don’t have a brother

[@matthewflores4183]

😭

[@carmemories4202]

I miss my brother

[@hauffenschweiler]

Facts.

[@SerVanzu]

This is the lowest point Zach will ever be in his life, and all because of Sam making it that much worse

[@pfcjewbacca911]

When he hits rock bottom he can only go up from there

[@boingo3275]

The only high point in their lives is when they're climbing the mountains

[@YouDonWannaKnoMyName]

@@pfcjewbacca911 you do realise sam will throw him a shovel and pay him to start digging right?

[@bigpimp72]

at least hes not in a shitter on some mountain

[@trapshutter8510]

The lowest point in his life was drinking coffee out of a pot with no shirt on in the bathroom of a church

[@jerica2432]

Sam walking by the camera while saying "Would you care for a beverage?" gives the same energy as a shark circling its prey.

[@carterwebster5866]

“I’m just here to cook Wholesome, simple, easy foods.” As he brings a drill into view

[@randolphcarter1481]

The lighting really gives it that "Home-made snuff film" vibe Sam is a true Auteur

[@DarkMagicBean]

Bumfights vibe

[@letharja]

Agreement. This feels unwholesome

[@RetardGamingHDx]

dude it looks like sam is on a green screen. i hate it

[@mrs.vasquezz]

@@RetardGamingHDx he is obviously lmao

[@mrs.vasquezz]

Also its Autist not artyr

[@SerVanzu]

His brother looks like he's on the verge of tears the entire video

[@quinn5306]

Garlic toast will do that to a fella

[@rafaelrodrigues7971]

That's what sharing physical space with Sam does to a man. Or divorce. Most likely the former though.

[@ImperialFool]

@yep whats wrong with garlic toast? I eat two cloves of garlic every morning

[@core_onii4333]

this video feels like watching torture tape on live leak

[@shitikishitiko]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@OreoGetDown]

"I'm not trying that you f'ing animal." I died laughing, that's the moment I knew I would love what I was gonna see next.

[@pistol0grip0pump]

How quickly things escalated from " You ready?" to the lick, to immediately throwing up had me in fucking stitches, bravo sir, bravo.

[@Zeverinsen]

Me too, I'm in tears 😂😭💀

[@rexhilverstone7154]

For being the most inconspicuous item I'm looking forward towards seeing that horrid "steak" in action

[@cousinzeke4888]

I thought Oreo scrambled eggs sounded benign enough until I saw that crime scene photo. Looks like somebodies lung after smoking for eighty years.

[@Alex-hp2rs]

I feel like it will be dishwasher cooked steak

[@ll-lp6st]

@@Alex-hp2rs it said microwaved steak on the post but that can't be all that's wrong with it

[@kadecase7470]

@@ll-lp6st Looked like some organ off of a zombie movie to me.

[@xc6013]

@@Alex-hp2rs something's wrong with you mate, might be on the spectrum

[@Bluewolf641]

Love how he almost genuinely enjoyed everything and then took 1 lick of the popsicle and immediately threw up

[@jimbothegymbro7086]

Oi spoilers gov >:(

[@YaGirlGumption]

Why the fuck are you reading the comments before the video. Second off, why are you complaining about spoilers. My man's if you didn't want to be spoiled, you wouldn't have turned on your computer.

[@nathengrim5041]

Sam's keeping his brother busy, and paying him a rack to be in the video to help him through the divorce and disguises it as trolling him. A better brother than I am, man that's for sure

[@VaskaDoesThings]

Pretty sure "Tongue Depressor" should have been the name of the whole restaurant Sam, not just how you made the chowder

[@boojersey13]

The tongue depressor really got it worst in this video imo....

[@xAkito]

I laugh so hard

[@TheZohan907]

Clever

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

I was like, “why should it be called Tongue Depressor,” and then I realized the play on words. So brilliant.

[@mankuzos1473]

I really love the editing on this one. Watching Sam go over stuff, glitchy background noise, weird illumination, inhuman recipes. It's like a fever dream with Sam

[@Rubrouck1220]

I feel like i'm watching Inland Empire

[@Alex-hp2rs]

A true artist with a vision

[@CubularCreeper]

I was so confused when he first walked into frame in completely different lighting then I realized he was green screened

[@247monsteraddict]

Sam’s brother was always a treat whenever he made an appearance, especially on the podcast. I hate hearing he’s going through this shit, but I’m glad he has such a caring brother to cook for him. But seriously he looks physically drained by this divorce, and I feel bad watching this

[@dkn1055]

Bruh, I wish I was friends with him to cheer him up. But he's got Sam as support, I'm sure he'd do alright all in all.

[@ockerdebokx3369]

@@dkn1055 if its one thing i learned about Sam in the last 3 years i have watched him is that he might be human filth on the exterior, but away from the cameras and on the inside, he's a goody good boy that will be there for you when needed

[@ChuyIsScared]

Yea he looks nothing like he did on the first podcast episode and it's kinda sad. I wish the best for him

[@thiccfork8664]

Honestly I feel like sam doing this is great, getting his brother to laugh and all.

[@Pasakoye]

The man was cut in half. No wonder.

[@StaggerjAGGER]

I laughed so hard at this. Dude took one lick of that clam-sickle and puked violently lmao

[@laughingatyou711]

Sam I'm a pig farmer, I'd never feed this to an animal nevermind my own brother but look at you go, just to help the poor guy out, how nice of you

[@creeke_alley]

@@nichole4684 what kind of fucking name is “Yoongi” gtfo bot

[@bengusmcribcager6373]

@@nichole4684 Yoongi: "Butter

[@Poodleinacan]

Animals have higher food standards than humans.

[@manictiger]

@@Poodleinacan Fun fact: cats and dogs hate garlic. It's like coffee: poisonous to them, but disgusting to them, too.

[@mentalpopcorn2304]

@@Poodleinacan raccoons and chickens would disagree

[@ktitan6377]

The fucking camera work is god tier. Tiny Sam standing next to his brother while his brother actually looks in that direction is so gold

[@seryeeticus7621]

the fact that Sam has no remorse for eating a cupcake out of the garbage that his brothers ex wife took a bite out of is peak male energy

[@CopyableCow]

Ikr 😂💀

[@merelarntz]

Fun fact: cheese on pancakes is actually very common in The Netherlands, you eat them for dinner here and they're not as thick as American pancakes, meat eaters like it with ham or bacon on it as well it's really good

[@Psycholornie]

You mean like crepes?

[@merelarntz]

@@Psycholornie kinda yeah, crepes are the french version and still a bit different from ours but they're pretty similar

[@patriot9487]

this makes me want to move to the Netherlands even more.

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Also helps we have proper cheese

[@mjcaple]

I love Zach's face during the intro. There's just something about watching a grown man's soul leave his body that is just *chef's kiss* perfection!

[@Ω3103ζ]

The icing is that the last time we saw him he was on the podcast, and he was super happy about his relationship and his new kid And now hes divorced

[@crunchybones2528]

@@Ω3103ζ poor dude, that's fucked

[@kadecase7470]

@@Ω3103ζ yes i saw this and was like, jesus

[@topgeorge6908]

@@Ω3103ζ don't get married boys

[@Ashephalt]

@@Ω3103ζ To be fair, that moron married her before they were even a year into their relationship.

[@LukeBeks]

"Baby, get me a napkin and a puke bucket. Lets get this started!" The energy of this man is awe inspiring

[@justin1563]

Becoming a father has made sam such a community man, he even engages in charity work now.

[@DS-wl5pk]

I hope your bro is actually doing good in all honest, no jokes. There were some moments where you could kinda see the sadness sink in. He’s probably a very strong person, but be there for him even if he says “he’s good”

[@justsomedude5591]

Sam’s production quality and dedication to the bit has gone up tremendously, which is what makes the absolutely horrifically lit set and completely illogical video overlay an absolute masterpiece

[@ronandougherty9646]

Sam making this his least aesthetically pleasing video while revealing that he did and actual George Costanza move that may have inadvertently caused his brother's divorce is why this channel will live forever in my heart.

[@FirstnameLastname-fn6ik]

You're unironically a good brother Sam, really seems like you lifted his spirits during a tough time.

[@OoOoOo-we3dn]

while exploiting him for his own career

[@noonyabeezniss4911]

At least he's honest and up front about the exploitation, and let's you know he's exploiting you before he exploits you A real saint when you think of it

[@OoOoOo-we3dn]

@@noonyabeezniss4911 they should do a #metoo, like apple putting pictures chinese kids assembeling phones and kogolese kids finding death in the mines on their phonecases.

[@chefcorinth]

@@OoOoOo-we3dn he doesn't need to exploit shit he has a net worth of 6-7 mil

[@OoOoOo-we3dn]

@@chefcorinth bruh, most CEO's worth more than mediumsized countries and they still sucking blood. The grind never stops, debil omega

[@TerrorLTZ]

Looking at your brother's ex-wife in the eyes while eating a cupcake Fresh out of a trash can AND tell her "we re family now" is a Powermove bigger than thanos snap.

[@Weneedaplague]

Hearing the story made me laugh tears. Such a power move

[@skylinegtb4273]

Zacks spirit is so low at this point he’s just happy someone’s cooking for him

[@oliversegato9521]

I like how you can see Zach visibly age as the video progresses. I think he'll be needing more than just an extra dose of blood pressure medication if he comes back for part 2.

[@jimbothegymbro7086]

Sam will need to pay for his hip replacement if he brings Zach back again

[@jordanwilliams1938]

I've never seen anyone projectile vomit so quickly and efficiently after just licking a food

[@MrPoopenFarten]

Seeing Sam hitting that Garlic makes me imagine how weak he must be when hitting his wife. What a good man.

[@travabone]

hahahahaha

[@uncledoctor6920]

I was worried he was gonna cut himself, you press the knife onto the clove and put your upper body weight on it.

[@s4n714g000]

he did it wrong too, you gotta hit the garlic clove not the head, that way it's easier to peel.

[@suburbanking9148]

I'm glad his shotgun marriage went well. We all love him so

[@suburbanking9148]

@@nichole4684 thank you very cool 😎 Ms robot

[@jimbothegymbro7086]

@@suburbanking9148 old stop talking to yourself we're worried :(

[@SuperDeadZebra]

To quote Zach from the podcast episode, “I snatched that girl’s youth from her, and made her give me the child I wanted”. Now she’s snatched all of Zach’s money and she’s given him no choice but to spend time with his brother.

[@notatruck2640]

An arguably worse hell

[@wavemediaincorperated892]

the garlic ceam chese toast is very similar to what my soviet grandma used to make me, she cut up the garlic fine and put it on buttered black bread then put cottage cheese with sourcream ontop

[@FunkkyPanda69]

A fine babushka classic. Sounds good

[@ExTess]

Everyone's cracking jokes about how Zack _looks_ divorced. Guys. He doesn't look divorced. That's just how all older brothers look. I should know. I am one.

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Well i mean compared to his previous apearences, he looks a lil rough. At least he got sam.

[@stiffnuts420]

@@thesaviorofsouls5210 separation depression is crazy

[@allthenamesiwantedweretaken]

No, he just looks divorced. Poor fucker's stressed and tired, I've seen it from other divorced friends.

[@Algernon7]

"Of course I know him, he's me."

[@TheGreatThicc]

Mine is living with his girl and she's pregnant, and he still looks divorced.

[@yehdssdgsdg7790]

His brother seems like such a genuine guy. I wonder why Sam strayed so far from the family wagon lmaooo.

[@TheGreatThicc]

A world with a wholesome, honest Sam? Sounds like a nightmare

[@nicholasbrown668]

​@@TheGreatThiccim pretty sure if sam was ever genuinely wholesome, the universe would collapse on itself

[@TV---]

That story with the cupcake made me crack up. Sam had to correct him on it. He looks back at that story with pride.

[@caffienator8613]

To be fair only a fucking psycho eats a single bite of a cupcake and throw it away. All or none, or you take that shit home on a paper plate

[@XenXenOfficial]

Anyone wantin to know, the hot Dr Pepper was created because they noticed people bought less Dr Pepper during the wintertime, so they tried making a Dr Pepper flavored tea to sell during the winter. It never took off, obviously.

[@nicholasbrown668]

Idk what your talking about man, hot dr pepper is a big thing in Texas

[@englishatheart]

​@@nicholasbrown668You're*

[@nicholasbrown668]

@@englishatheart bro get a life lmao, bein a grammar nazi on a one month old comment, homie you NEED friends

[@ethandaly2455]

The top down angle of serving the cheese pancakes looked like he was feeding a prisoner of war

[@RenoMay]

If zac doesn’t come back for episode 3 I will boycott you

[@Caannnnoonn]

I'd love to see you on an episode of Forehead Fables like they did with Brandon.

[@Cloudy5.0]

That's if his heart from this food will let him. Lmao

[@wyattsanders4783]

Bro why are you commenting of literally every video i watch?!?

[@DreToX9o7]

+1

[@tylerbryanhead]

"I will give a rat a rim job before I give you money" is one of the best lines of this video

[@trollin39]

He says straight at the the rat himself

[@cannibalvegetableyt]

..I love that Sam used the knife to break apart an entire head of garlic but didn't use it to smash open the clove. My Italian ancestors are cry-laughing

[@Overlord99762]

Mine are as well

[@JesusMessiahAmen]

I'm not Italian but I'm gay

[@GreyFencer]

and the brother was like "yeah, that seems right"

[@Overlord99762]

@@JesusMessiahAmen what?

[@Stare707]

@@JesusMessiahAmen close enough

[@SerWinter]

3:20 that perspective is how Peter Jackson filmed Gandalf and the Hobbits

[@choso9909]

I love ur videos i didnt know u watched sam haha

[@mrslue1328]

@@choso9909 I actually discovered sam from a old rust video him & winter made together, with a couple other big names on youtube now! The same with bizzlesnaff he was in all of winters videos for at least like a year.

[@jaretchapman265]

The sequel I never knew I wanted, but always deserved

[@mono5401]

Facts

[@ethanrobbins9401]

Placing Bateman over your “Yes it is!” is the perfect representation of your psychotic attacks on your brother

[@XxTheGoOfYxX]

Sam needs to watch Goodfellas again after flubbing the garlic quote lol

[@IAmSplate]

10:06 I love watching Sam’s brother slowly look up and realize that Sam is indeed, drilling holes in that block of cheese

[@nedwhitney4123]

7:08 the way he says that while walking across the screen is like something out of some sick psychological horror. "would you care for a beverage sir?" will haunt my dreams tonight

[@CrepticMoon]

The immediate reaction to licking the clam chowder popsicle was borderline impressive.

[@-saisai-2894]

I started smiling when Sam said "We are blood" and then he brings the drill, immediately i am almost crying of laughter.

[@AltAccount7]

20:58 "alright ready?... *lick* KKAWKKAACCCHHHHTTTHHPPPTTTT" 🤣🤣🤣☠☠

[@Proxzima]

cheese pancakes sounds wierd until you realize its just a big mcgriddle without the egg and sausage

[@Alpha-Leader]

That is what I was thinking. When he mentioned the maple syrup and processed cheese, I thought "wait a minute that is a mcgriddle, and that is bomb!"

[@TheMisanthropistTM]

Honestly, the brotherly dynamic between Sam & Zach makes this video what it is, not just the food

[@andresluciano7795]

Man I genuinely love it when you post Sam. I always happen to be going through shit that just leaves me feeling so shitty inside. A lot of thoughts and situations that just keep me uneasy and struggling to cope. And I'm really grateful to have your videos to grant me a little peace and a moment where I can forget things and laugh. Thank you for everything you do

[@bigfat4172]

Good times come back buddy keep it chuggin 👍

[@thelonewanderer69]

You're not alone my friend. I know it's not much consolation, but you, me and many others feel the same way.

[@bracktoelama5619]

the fact that zacks marriage fell apart before sams is insane

[@thewalrus511]

Is it? The guy weighs fat hundred pounds.

[@spooksmcgee8790]

@@thewalrus511 Don't disrespect our man.

[@griffinmckenzie7203]

@@thewalrus511 I'd be willing to bet you don't look much better. lmfao

[@anathema2325]

@@thewalrus511 Zach can geddit. Quite a big market for big ass dudes with majestic beards

[@flameconvoy7424]

@@thewalrus511 the Big Papa build is in vogue

[@liquidchris4147]

19:18 The look of a battered man, well done capturing this sam. With work like this youll soon find success in the modern art film scene

[@midgetman4206]

I also like 21:57

[@IanK3b]

I watched the hotdog documentary and it made me want to eat hotdogs even more! We are recycling all the weird shit they don't want you to see and they taste good! I look to the natives who used all parts of the animal and aspire to be like that. The only difference is I have a blender. Uh oh, hotdog!

[@TalkingPickles]

I agree 100%. I feel the same way about chicken nuggets.

[@alexbennet4195]

That's a good attitude to have if you (like most people?) only eat hotdogs on occasion, and have much more nutritional food most of the time. But obviously if hotdogs with all their "weird shit" are making up a substantial part of your diet... it would be pretty poor.

[@IanK3b]

@@alexbennet4195 Live by the hotdog, die by the hotdog.

[@demuredaemon4684]

*Insert Kronk meme* No no, he's got a point.

[@shadowbanned1999]

It's not the poor parts of meat that's the problem it's the chemicals and additives and crap.

[@kylemarquez4704]

The love and care you have for your brother just shows so hard. Honestly felt like me and my bro just messing with each other, hope everything works out for him.

[@aangelkinsplaylists6567]

in poland we eat slices of bread with butter and pieces of garlic on it... it's purposely supposed to be hard to eat because it symbolises how strong you'll be next year

[@EJN64]

in california we eat avocado toast and give up

[@FurukawaAkane]

@@EJN64We just give up in general, the avocado toast is a weird bonus.

[@dylan-jd8br]

you may notice his brother starts blinking "TORTURE" in morse code, what could he mean by this?

[@uncledoctor6920]

I think maybe you've been watching too many *normal* videos of Americans in POW camps with *nothing* anomalous about them at all *friend* . Sam wouldn't hurt a fly.

[@donald8940]

I love how the lighting makes it look like you've got your brother locked in a gulag.

[@firstcurse5891]

Anytime Zach is involved with Sam's videos they end up being in my top 10 hardest laughs I've had in the last decade

[@87VladSmirnov]

It was an absolute blast watching two brothers engaging in a favourite floridian past-time of being batshit insane, thanks Sam and Zach

[@mattd1466]

You can see Zach visibly age faster once he knew the clamsicle was coming up next

[@ruffleraveninc3602]

First glance at the menu I could tell most of these are traps. Garlic cream cheese toast and peppered bacon toast don’t sound bad at all, so I’m sure they’re horrifying. I fear what “Steak” might be.

[@filthycamper1103]

it showed in the reddit pic its microwaved

[@joshuaperry5991]

Mate, watch the video before you comment? It’s not game of thrones you don’t need to make predictions

[@ruffleraveninc3602]

@@joshuaperry5991 What if I wanna? Where my worst recipes part 3 theorists at? How might this twisted narrative progress?

[@seagullsays5831]

Don't spend those $500 in one place Zach and definitely don't let the ex-wife know you're in possession of them. :)

[@squishyushi]

I eat cheese and apples as a snack occasionally, it’s rather nice and when Sam mentioned apple pie with cheese, I hadn’t even considered that as an option but I kinda wanna try it

[@joshuamiller8235]

That's actually really popular on the east coast. And it used to be even more popular back in the 70's and 80's.

[@gilgammesh1]

We have apple on a cheese board here in the UK.

[@ProjectAwesomeGaming]

i love sams camera work. the green screen editied with his brother in the background is one of the most creative ways ive seen to show a conversation while allowing sam to move around and do actions. now if only he had a pov shot for when we cant see the cooking instruments.

[@njc2587]

Underrated part of the video where Sam is pulling out a drill as he’s talking about making wholesome meals

[@ChromePyramid]

He pictured it being a foul food review but it ended in them both enjoying trash comfort food

[@krazykoala1745]

Something’s so wholesome about hearing Sam’s kids in the background playing while he feeds his own blood strange foods

[@illusiveEC]

The entire cupcake convo from 12:26 onwards is literally the plot of one of Seinfeld's episodes, I refuse to believe that wasn't scripted.

[@andoy_]

honestly man it probably happened

[@ProjectAwesomeGaming]

sam's brother has to be in more videos i swear this brotherly banter is the best. maybe have sams brother do a vidoe like this on sam. like maybe weird smoothie ideas off redit and have sam drink them since sams a liquid food connoisseur

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

While i agree 100% the rarity makes it even sweeter

[@squidfestMods]

The downright dingy lighting makes this look like a snuff film.

[@XenXenOfficial]

I love how you tried to crush the bulb of garlic and peeled the individual cloves instead of just peeling the bulb and crushing the cloves lmao

[@garyisscry4893]

And eating the cloves raw

[@Chamomileable]

Sam's brother is like a movie character who the audience is supposed to think is an idiot but in reality he's a caring dude who's just being emotionally abused by the villain of the movie (Sam)

[@bpopson1]

The cupcake story almost killed me. You pulled a Costanza.

[@RipVanWhinkle]

If that’s Sam’s brother, then why does he look like a Viking?! That beard has power and potential, I see who took all of Sams testosterone. Y’all are legends

[@xTHExBOSSx46]

I feel like the lighting and the video quality is what makes this series. True Art

[@stefanberegszaszy1881]

My sister is bringing over her friend soon, and I'm tasked with cooking. Suffice to say, your video has inspired me to try some wild recipes. Will come back with an update on the results.

[@bigbalticbox]

Tell us how it went, bro

[@Spacewanderer.]

@@bigbalticbox i have a feeling that they wont return due to the food they cooked... lol

[@Arsenov92]

So, uhh, how did it go?

[@jmax99950]

TELL US

[@dankmemes8619]

How it go??