Like A Rat To The Slaughter

[@user-vp9lc9up6v]

Sam saying "you're my best friend" activated my fight or flight instincts

[@mreyeball3085]

Whatever you do you don’t want to know what happens when you say “no”

[@masonradabaugh8624]

Me proceeds to empty my pockets on the command word "best friend"

[@gabrielantoniocontreras5584]

i legit thought he was talkin about Jippy

[@birdwaveracing9]

That's a contraction of a larger set of instincts, often referred to a "Fight, Flight, Freeze, or Fuck". Bet you can guess what my response was. Freeze. It was freeze. I don't like fourth wall breaks.

[@matts3425]

@@mreyeball3085 Sam idolizes "charisma on demand", but he really needs to take more notes from weight loss on demand, being semi-active on demand, normal hair grown and styles on demand, posture on demand, finding an average looking wife on demand and more importantly pretending like you've partied at least once in highschool or college on demand.

[@BrotherCarver]

Sam saying "you're my best friend" straight to the camera made my skin crawl.

[@braydenb6420]

He clearly said that to me, not you. Im his best friend… he said so.

[@JamimaPanAm]

Reading your comment while he said it helped lessen the impact. Thanks.

[@knoctus]

I'm sorry but you guys have no idea. Sam and I go way back like to last year or so back. We are best friends, move aside.

[@dominicrichardson5546]

Made me happy 😊, I deserve it at this point I've watched this bastard's videos long enough

[@theriveracis5172]

No, he said that to me, obviously! I don't know what the hell you guys're thinking, muscling in to my terf, but me and Sam are tight as can be! I know, he read my chat message once!

[@revan1116]

i dont even play tarkov, i just enjoy sam verbally abusing his friends and being a rat, keep it up

[@BigThonk22]

As someone who also doesn’t play Tarkov, this is accurate

[@llab3903]

Same

[@Gundumb_guy]

Yup, same. I don’t even own a PC and yet I constantly watch Sam and Aqua for the entertainment.

[@X862go]

💯

[@eaglesfan4207]

What's Tarkov?

[@aquasstonerdad5021]

I always knew that I was Sam’s best friend but it was nice for him to say it out loud for evidentiary purposes to show to my court-appointed therapist. I also appreciate you saying, again for evidentiary purposes, that “if I want to get sick then I can come over to your house”. I indeed do want to get sick so that counts as a legal invitation into your home. I have a flight booked for next Thursday.

[@EricToTheScionti]

Lmao that text with your name

[@ricecooker7037]

I’d make a joke about like “let’s make a petition for everyone to go to Sam’s house” but then again I’m afraid a scizo psychopath will dare fight the immortal forehead lord that is Sam.

[@ALCAPONE6664]

Bruh the "Of Mice and Men" bit killed me my god I couldn't breathe.

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodcl4824]

It had been rolling holy shit

[@CarlostheGardener]

Sam once told me he views his audience the way that a lich views defenseless townsfolk in a village. Ripe, delicious meals to fuel his eternal life.

[@adambomb2916]

Pleasure to see you here

[@ysph]

Sam is pretty briliant, despite his racial handicaps. He will always enjoy plenty of defenseless townsfolk, i reckon.

[@ysph]

Poob, however, well... I guess i don't... eh. he's a Lovely human being.

[@theseagullwithteeth116]

Oh shit that’s Carlos the gardener

[@GGNoRe57]

Hi Carlos

[@astroplacy]

This man found an AI art generator and just spammed the word RAT into it and then we get to see those nightmare monsters

[@Theswissrollcowboy]

It was honestly terrifying

[@barebonesjones]

I want to see more, now!

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

Wdym? Those were all fan submitted selfies.

[@yellowsaurus4895]

Does anyone know what ai that might be? My friends and i have been fucking around with dall-e mini a lot lately but it don't look like that.

[@treudden]

@@yellowsaurus4895 99% sure that its midjourney

[@themctwisty1710]

I don't "play" Tarkov with my friends. I drag two meatshields along with me that I occasionally humor by allowing them to bum off my flea market access because they have actual jobs and lives they need to attend to.

[@wookiebandit]

I am currently training my two meatshields and one capped me the other day... I think i may kill one of my meatshields :P

[@TheDenimdoug]

Lisa has been contributing some solid goofs lately. Shes a cool addition to the squad.

[@godemperortrump6932]

WOMEN AREN’T FUNNY

[@joepace9716]

laughing at him threatening to punch her in the gut was so funny

[@grimreefer9324]

If it wasn’t for my seething hatred of women I’d agree with you

[@JinnsSecretPlace]

HELL NO

[@MMaRsu]

I thought it was Shelly from South Park

[@pauldonnor2295]

Good on Sam for showing that American spirit! Where others saw ethical problems, he saw efficient profit.

[@selectionn]

Those AI generated rat human hybrids are terrifying. Is this what Sam really sees us as? I thought we were his best friend.

[@llab3903]

No I’m his best friend. He just said so

[@barebonesjones]

@@llab3903 😎

[@samiam4788]

@@llab3903 no im his best friend he loves me he said so

[@HolyApplebutter]

Clearly the we need to create a gladiatorial contest to find the REAL best friend.

[@ryanblack3686]

Are you all that stupid? He clearly told me I'm his best friend..

[@imsorry2742]

7:14 "Only really badass people kill themselves, that's like the coolest thing you can do. Only a really confident, emotionally developed and rational person does suicide. People that are irrational- emotional, they chicken out, they don't got the guts for it." - General Sam, July 13th, 2022. A true paragon of the Tarkov community. Somehow, he thought it prudent to add that segment to the video.

[@Toothydeere]

put this video on ur things that restore my will to live playlist

[@Scubadog_]

wasn't there also that bit where he said his religion is one where it's honourable for people to kill themselves?

[@HyperkalemiaSineWave]

That had me dying lol

[@Animefan1803]

That video segment deserves to be uploaded in those wholesome and motivational playlists. Because honestly that is a badass quote.

[@shinsei1565]

General Sam explaining actual canadian health care

[@SerVanzu]

"You play tarkov with friends" Bold of you to assume that knowing your audience.

[@erickceballos3558]

As a general Sam fan I have no friends

[@berrybones3112]

I have no friends

[@peso76]

I have no real friends, so better than mist of yall I guess

[@proudpatriot3491]

Agreed, rats don’t need friends

[@rumplstiltztinkerstein]

Relationship between Sam and his viewers is only sexual. Nothing more.

[@darthplagueis7055]

The fact that the DMV guy was about to pull an Of Mice and Men style execution on Sam is hilarious

[@Stywel]

"Burn me down and throw me into somebody's face to piss him off".... POCKET SAM'D!

[@turd__ferguson]

can’t tell if sam is actually losing weight or if it’s just from the stress of being a father of two

[@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339]

Pretty sure it's from the constant shitting and puking from eating Abby's food.

[@dismasthepenitent569]

Abby has steadily been excising portions of his flesh while he's sleeping to extract his raw masculine energy from them

[@ryankesti1854]

haha right, normally people gain weight after having kids but not sam, a true speciman of man

[@someguy7723]

He loses weight every time Abby wants a new kid. Im 90% sure she sits in a clap chair, watching him run on a treadmill, pointing a gun towards him, not letting him of before he is breeding season ready.

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

Breast feeding causes weight loss

[@Crossairx]

Sam be looking like the Uvalde police while his teammates are in a shootout

[@cannedgoose3259]

accurate but like holy shit dude

[@BionicLemming]

Dam, shots *not* fired

[@cannedgoose3259]

@@BionicLemming underrated comment

[@outsider344]

good lord this is a good comment. Edgy yes, but lets not forget who's channel we are watching.

[@novemberguy]

@@outsider344 it's not edgy if it's straight fact

[@Bleeplo]

I like how every time Sam streams, it's to get something directly out of his audience.

[@armintor2826]

Hes always doing fun little excursions with viewers only for him to be the only one walking out alive

[@FrankObviTV]

as do all strimmers my friend

[@beekydogg]

I enjoy the transparency

[@taxinvasion260]

The New Englander and the Unregistered/Unknown to the Government guys are probably the best duo in this anime.

[@mariottbunbury1985]

Sam saying "you're my best friend" made me arch my back like a feral cat about to get in a to the death fight

[@kromtastic]

I could see Sam taking a screenshot of his friends' dead bodies and then mail sympathy cards to their moms, with printouts of the screenshots inside.

[@yellowsaurus4895]

I remember when we called those photographs

[@kromtastic]

@@yellowsaurus4895 considering I was in high school during disposable cameras' reign, I was trying to not confuse the younger viewers lol.

[@user-pn3mw7rx1s]

@@yellowsaurus4895 I think hes saying screenshots of the game

[@danielflanard8274]

@@yellowsaurus4895 A photograph is an image captured by a camera. If you print out a screenshot, a digital capture of a digital display, it is a print of a screenshot, not a photo.

[@Mit0borU]

@its Time bro shut up

[@bearsbite95]

Randomly joining Sam's stream only to get killed for an accessory item is the ultimate tarkov experience

[@envydillon]

the very definition of getting “tarkoved”

[@maxonwolf5841]

I’m wonder if people will do the same to him. Karma hits back hard

[@alphonsowillis6942]

sam getting his italian bodyguard to cap the man that got the airdrop and cancelled a 5am dmv appointment to be there is genuinely one of the most fucked up things hes ever done. absolutely terrified

[@noahleach7690]

I’ve rewatched it like 60 times, funniest shit ever

[@Sulfarius]

Correct call if you ask me. Not only is it funny but you should not cancel an appointment like that just for the chance to play with a streamer.

[@KamikazeCommie501]

what dmv opens at 5am? Can barely get the fuckers to do anything during regular working hours

[@Mustacheoro]

"It's you. You're my best friend." Haha, I'm in danger.

[@Anoradord]

30:50 Lisa is the most ride or die team mate around. Gets instruction. Follows through.

[@matthewking2970]

Does she have a channel?

[@DominationOverWeaklings]

@@matthewking2970italianninja

[@satchel9241]

You said I was your best friend while I was pushing the fattest log out of my rear end. There was definitely a spiritual awakening in that moment

[@coomer4064]

Pfp checks out👍🏼

[@hampa1]

Wow. How wonderful 🤩😇

[@Vogel_94]

Underrated

[@TheNumberLast]

Same.

[@EricToTheScionti]

Log from Blamo

[@TheDaidai05]

31:10 cinematic masterpiece. walks away and all you hear is a gunshot to signal the jobs done

[@charlesransom4546]

And everyone else making confusion noises

[@kakhakheviashvili6365]

@@charlesransom4546 and it's Italian who does "the job"...

[@charlesransom4546]

@@kakhakheviashvili6365 XD

[@bobbythotimus1184]

Especially as the plane passes over

[@ballinhobo8603]

I thought General Sam was better at this game. He never fails to disappoint me.

[@H3x2nerd]

What are you his wife?

[@RONN1ERonRON]

Dont you mean “he always disappoints and fails me?”

[@jerm2332]

@@RONN1ERonRON Its the same thing

[@RONN1ERonRON]

@@jerm2332 oh yeah you right

[@pgame20]

"I'm what I like to call a free-range human" 😂😂

[@Khornecussion]

" Ladies first. " The only woman: " I'll walk around. "

[@eaglesfan4207]

Playing Tarkov with Sam is like putting a hole in your brain with a power drill.

[@FirstFamilyCharger]

Like playing Russian Roulette with a double barrel shotgun.

[@grimreefer9324]

Looks like somebody didn’t get picked out to get played with like a good little boy

[@trippybruh1592]

Did it sound like this? kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z2XZY2psbdqIhbc

[@dominicrichardson5546]

Loving the old jippy classics in this vid, good to bring out the old school stuff every now and then

[@msmagicmaker7867]

Sams face edits are a thing of nightmares

[@GoonShredder9000]

I think its made with an ai picture generator

[@dismasthepenitent569]

​@@GoonShredder9000 ^^^ Sam doesn't have enough talent to make an edit like that

[@barebonesjones]

@@dismasthepenitent569 all you have to do for AI art is type words and press a button. Perfect lazyness levels for Sam.

[@Yuzzirpski]

genuinely impressed with all the different war hardened images of rats he found

[@Crimson365]

It’s an AI art generator

[@Yuzzirpski]

@@Crimson365 you've ruined the magic. 😔

[@Crimson365]

@@Yuzzirpski Ignorance is not magic.

[@DanielSMV805]

​@@Crimson365 Yeah because we all thought Sam hand painted those images himself. Sherlock Holmes over here

[@Crimson365]

@@DanielSMV805 *FOUND*... He said found. No one said anything about painting dip shit.

[@joeshi5381]

it really makes me happy that someone with thousands of more hours in this game than me is also completely clueless on woods

[@MrMcMedium]

Sam the green tag means he’s a ‘sherpa’ which means that he’s reputable for helping newer players in the game. So he’s basically a self insert guide.

[@junova7503]

Yeah definitely report that asshole. How dare he help people.

[@SpaceMissile]

thumbs up for good comment 👍

[@kingcommandz]

@@SpaceMissile .

[@IrregularrAF]

he's a guy that spammed the bsg sherpa application

[@thegoldenmedic2880]

@@IrregularrAF the applications are a joke most sherpas are a joke as well

[@williamglass2223]

When they brought him to the river and talked about the animals, Sam knew. He’s had to have Lenny’d somebody before.

[@DaveSmith-cp5kj]

Whenever someone references public school literature they are almost always a psychopathic serial killer. Bail.

[@josephmccolley]

Watching somebody who's played tarkov longer than me, struggle to navigate woods, made me feel really good.

[@MasterGamer12234]

Don't learn woods until it becomes the same as your house. Please don't, I did that mistake and now I can't leave the woods

[@Ki_Adi_Mundi]

13:01 Was really expecting a: _"and 'forget' me in a closet when you move."_ right there.

[@SalemXIII]

The more depressed i get the more i look forward to Sam’s videos.

[@maxbarger2683]

Another blessing from our rat overlord

[@Nate-ww8dl]

All ye drink thy rat cola, for it is the blood of the rat overload.

[@pr0d]

Real ones have watched the live stream

[@JudeOhHecc]

@@Nate-ww8dl NO! We must cherish the rat cola! For when divine nourishment is needed!

[@justiron2999]

@@pr0d I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna cherry pick the best parts of Sam's streams like a true.

[@skeven0]

oh yeah you think you're a real intellectual huh? I bet you still think rats are real you corporate shill. I bet you don't even know about the RATS government program back in '88. I bet you don't even realize they can control your TV. why do you think they crawl into the walls THEY ARE LISTENING IN

[@garyhamilton2104]

Hey Sam just wanted to let you know, I made two youngins' beg for their pitiful level 8 and 9 lives today for 3 minutes straight. I had one squeel like a pig, and that's when they tried to melee me, but I was too quick. Pop POP! Blood all over the walls.

[@MrVampirePirate]

I think you just earned the title "Rat legend"

[@spzm3665]

Art.

[@moodoohoodoo1053]

@@MrVampirePirate Nah I think he just earned the title of "convicted murderer" cause it sounds like he just fucking doinked some kids

[@SidewaysLlama]

Excellent

[@yellowsaurus4895]

Did you clip it? Im gonna need to see video evidence.

[@maylithgaming7638]

Everyone jokes, but Sam will always be my favorite KZbinr. Been watching since the Modded Skyrim days and still watching now. 8 years of the General!

[@dontask3613]

Dude, Sam is hands down one of the best content creators in all of gaming lmao. Every single video of his has me laughing my ass off, and then when he tells me he's my best friend it has me checking the windows to make sure no one is stalking me.

[@deadkarp600]

I'm currently at work sitting in a one stall bathroom watching this man like the rat I am

[@CY3ER]

The most entertaining part about Sam's Tarkov vids is how unironically terrible he is at the game. Wipe is always a good time since we get to see him struggle all over again.

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

Awww you're my best friend too, Sam!

[@Assman1102]

that "you're my best friend" activated all his schizo sleeper agents

[@progamerblehh]

Truly one of the general sam vids of all time

[@sirkiwi7076]

The fact that sam is getting darker, more dirtier just shows how he is willing to get into the thick of it for those epic RAT STRATS!!!!!

[@kennethoneal7026]

"You, right there, your my best friend..." the kindness of this statement drowns in the shadows of the colossus that is your INTENT

[@iworkforwendys]

I think Sam should start calling his friends in tarkov "backpack" like Dora the explorer calling for boots

[@jared_really]

“I think you’re projecting a little” 😂😂😂

[@dracticarchive]

i feel like Sam is the kinda person to when he catches his kids shoplifting criticizes them but then teaches them how to do it better

[@FordFalcon54]

Woods was the second map I learned and honestly my favorite for immersion. It is far more likely you'd be hitting up a spot like woods over interchange or reserve if you were in an escape from tarkov situation. Survivability is key. Learn the map. Hotspot first thing if spawn is good. Take paths off the beaten roads after reverse rotate and you'll survive. Not the most exciting gameplay but nice change of pace honestly and you can get a crap load of sugar running woods. It's nice to net like 140k 90% of the time you survive and survive like 80% of the time.

[@pickleboy904]

Just when I was looking for more tarkov content from Sam, he delivered, truly a great day

[@rooster5343]

Thank you Sam I’m glad you’ve recognized our friendship. I’ve almost completed my shrine to you

[@NotFluplaxio]

That was 100% the accurate dosage of pepto

[@dracticarchive]

“all of my bullets hit a man that was alive and full of anger… full of hate” 🤣😭

[@BeanBups]

The twitters been filled with this erotic but horrific rat artistry. I love it

[@acorjadaadegafantasma6309]

I see myself as a Nurgle blessed rat, so that was close to the heart, thank you general.

[@diegoolivares1081]

Papa nurgle see's the best of you

[@itz_stanky5239]

Its honestly impressive how sam has been around this long, made so much tarkov content, but still sucks complete ass lmfao! You've created your own spot in tarkov my good sir, one of kind, and the funny content is much appreciated, compared to the try hard videos other people make.

[@hansrudi5551]

1:39 aww that's so nice of you to finally mention me in a video

[@dr.garbanzo6692]

"I gotta stop drinking coffee" "I gotta wake up, I need a coffee"

[@raskolnikovsghost2701]

The subscriber portraits are eerily accurate.

[@haydenkaehler7228]

Sam said he’s my best friend, yet he still won’t make eye contact during sex 😡

[@chiefinasmith]

Sam, you’re my best friend too. My wife’s boyfriend has been hanging out at the house a lot lately and your videos are an escape. I always knew we had something special, but thanks for confirming it. You’re like John Lennon to me. And I’m your Mark David Chapman ❤️

[@zacharybrown4679]

Your wife needs a new boyfriend if he ain’t hanging it with you more lol than her

[@gaiusbrutus]

Lmao I love how the sherpa was out there slaying everyone

[@daltondixon7517]

I love how you play the game, your inventory says it all. You don't care about the money or the XP or living for that matter. You just like the way this game makes you feel, the way it makes others feel, the way YOU can make other feel.

[@lilsacapuntas4763]

This is an A tier vid sam, good job in the premise, scripting, acting and editing. Keep doin your funky lil thang for me, it works

[@joewilly2238]

I used to watch you to an unhealthy amount and I've stopped for a few months. But since we're best friends I guess I'll keep watching nonstop.

[@locallegionary4936]

It seems we're all just Sam's rat pawns in the grand game of Tarkov

[@pgame20]

"Looks like they're showing some really good sportsmanship heNEVERMIND"

[@vestructor713]

Imagine running into these hooligans being like "Oh shit, a five man!" and then watching them run in circles for 3 mins like broken Scavs.

[@pappabear7617]

Sam has put such a scar on my heart, I always get a feeling when he uploads....

[@saintofgayfrogs]

its lust

[@Happythings354]

Slap your meat before start watchin sams videos, it might help.

[@thechosenfundead6626]

@Will B. Wolves hunt in packs

[@Yomamamamayo]

Sam's looking lighter on the loot these days

[@oculuah489]

Finally a new vid. Thanks Samuel.

[@m.c4210]

When Sam whispers do shoot that guy I literally died of laughter. We were all thinking it.

[@ryanlambert45]

The only KZbinr/strimmer that makes ads and personal promos entertainment and funny as hell.

[@StrangerAPOC]

I haven't played Tarkov in so long. I have developed a rat mentality though simply from watching and observing Sam for so long. I'm so deep into the mind set that No matter what situation, be it in games or reality, I have made so many friends and formed so many circles... and gained so much... 😈🐀

[@rekire___]

**Sam's fans exist ** _Sam : it's free real estate_

[@firstcurse5891]

Love to see more of Lisa, especially getting a spotlight like this. Her banter is natural with Sam and the rest of the gang and she's funny all on her own. Keep bringing her back Sam and I hope she does start streaming!

[@jaredbowman7764]

Also she will kill for Sam

[@TheFireMaker117]

Dude those rat photos from mid journey mixing like ww1 soldiers and rats are genuinely nightmare fuel

[@red3yekingg]

*loads into any map* “Yea i don’t really know where I’m going”

[@myboysd5772]

Thanks for the video mr. Forehead these really make my day

[@myboysd5772]

@don't be surprised Well it was about damn time!

[@rogashdeadeye]

Sam here telling me I'm his best friend so he can lure me to my death and then take my stuff like some evil Mr. Rogers

[@honzajj2592]

I still can't believe i am General Sam's best friend, what a great feeling!

[@vestructor713]

As soon as I saw Sam go to loot the grenade box I knew what was coming next.

[@NoPhilter88]

I gotta play with you soon Sam! My all time favorite content creator. Cry laughing for hours, I neither acknowledge nor deny that I may have shit my pants laughing once. I'll chad up so you can loot me brother. Keep the good shit coming!

[@donaldskunk8579]

new wipe, new me

[@SemiStableUniverse]

Sam saying "you're my best friend" made me wish I didn't know English.

[@ourflameisrising9785]

Yet again I’ll say that I remember when Sam said his twitch channel wouldn’t be used to make his videos

[@1BergerVongSchlauigkeitHer]

I've never had pepto in my life and this dude just chugs it like it's go-gurt.

[@baugh3]

For medicine it does taste pretty good

[@tylerwilson4951]

Honestly the rat army montage at 0:49 was hauntingly beautiful.

[@squishy550]

Nice to watch first hand Sam interact with the girl he uses to cheat on his wife, amazing content as always!

[@sauron7175]

"Look at me im Ezra Miller" that is pretty accurate considering he is fast at running from police

[@monolitwoods]

Never have I been more uncomfortable with a mouth full of tea while Sam says he is your best friend

[@Vorusen]

"Burn me up into ash and throw me in someones face to piss them off" that's much better than my plan of just jumping off a skyscraper in Manhattan.

[@brettlikesbeans685]

FLASH BANG! straight up flashes his tm8

[@rachitron]

"I hear it's the same with Mexicans too..." Yeah Sam and Lisa stream synergy confirmed. But for realies. The banter was natural between them. She's not fanboying all over him and just being a homie. Keep her on.

[@steveonroids1151]

No

[@user-vp9lc9up6v]

Shes too fucking loud

[@rachitron]

@@steveonroids1151 Yes