Three and ½ 𝕂𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤

"...like a puppy on a Chihuahua" -GeneralSam
Starring:
‪@GeneralSam‬
‪@RedDragonius‬
‪@PapaPoob‬
Chapters:
00:00 Let's get stupid
01:52 Intro phase 2
07:17 starting strong
08:00 activated
09:05 beastmanbeastman
10:19 Me or Him?
11:10 Wolves hunt in Packs
12:10 DrPepperBreath
13:45 TokyoDrift Clothesline
14:50 Definitely a real face.
15:30 Key-gameplay elements
16:35 How does it feel?
17:30 Bryan gives it all he's got
18:15 Muddy VR Logride
19:20 a long way to the top
20:20 got your back
20:40 Definitely no fireballs
22:22 Hardest painting in the game
23:23 loose-jars
24:50 M.Night Slama-Jam
25:06 relatively safe
25:54 Bryan reads a movie title
27:00 Why is he called Radical Larry?
27:20 How'd he get there?
28:30 Bird Songs
29:00 Spellsword Poob
29:26 Do you have c14w5?
30:06 Why don't you like this guy?
30:46 Puppy on a Chihuahua
31:23 Lemme show you how it's done
31:50 Give him a challenge
32:30 Dem Don't Jumps
33:50 Dem Don't Jumps 2
34:30 Bryan can't find stairs
35:45 okForReal
36:20 From Software presents, Deer Fight
37:45 One (Good) Punch Man
38:08 Tomorrow is only a day away
39:41 How'd he see me?
41:30 Secretaries and Superpowers
42:50 Fire Head Shoots Fire
43:20 BurgerKings
45:40 "I am getting beat up by a GHOST DRAGON"
46:16 NastrusTheFastrus
47:30 "It's just simulating death lol"
48:10 Give me strength
49:05 Sams gonn'get'er!
49:50 nurrrrrrd
50:20 Pretzel ASMR
51:00 Trouble fitting in
52:02 Captain Nemo gets his kicks
53:17 "I have a gun"
54:00 Bald Fat and Toothless Handsome
55:00 Dodge Master McGee
55:50 Where the feet?
57:00 "You're being a B-I-B-Y"
57:50 Designing evil
58:20 "They firing at someone?"
59:07 "magic" locket
1:01:25 Fart SAUCE
1:02:00 to the TOP!
1:03:00 Bulls of Cereal
1:04:18 Hide & Seek
1:05:40 Pate of Hate
1:06:15 Still Takin Plenty
1:07:30 Bryan is Hugehand
1:08:10 JerryBeetleman
1:08:40 Finish what he started
1:09:50 Chris Rock vs Will Smith
1:11:30 Not getting eaten
1:12:00 Intelligence based magic
1:12:40 "where's your faith now?"
1:13:53 The Good Lord Protects
1:14:30 You Hear This Thing? / Starship Troopers
1:16:20 Perfect AMBUSH
1:17:44 Inva-durr
1:18:23 Nobody turns into crystals and crawls around on other rocks like us
1:18:47 Fart Jackets
1:20:00 Copycat
1:20:30 On eating Dung
1:21:20 Dungeeater-Lecter
1:22:00 Tom Hanks brother
1:23:40 Bryan takes a dip
1:24:45 Getting Jesus inside you/Blessup
1:25:45 Blessings more like Seasonings
1:27:15 Noone suspects barrels
1:28:10 Would you care for some heals?
1:29:09 Rivers of Blood
1:30:49 Some Men want to watch the (food) burn
1:32:35 Elevator Moment
1:33:07 Bonefire : confirmed.
1:34:40 Making Gravy Steak
1:35:15 Bryan bungles it
1:35:40 "I got news for ya"
1:36:45 lotta' coffin drops lately
1:37:35 Haters gonna hate
1:40:30 He who cast the first stone...
1:40:50 no Shredding at the Capitol :(
1:41:50 Can't argue with that
1:43:30 Dung-Running
1:45:15 Helpful Players
1:45:30 Don't worry about the ladder he says
1:47:00 Check behind you...
1:48:15 let ME solo her
1:48:55 "omg I feel like I'm in a freaking tavern"
1:49:30 Have A Seat on my Soft Wood
1:50:55 Performance (Roll) Anxiety
1:52:40 Fine Dining on Muttonchops
1:53:50 Abby Fought a Bird
1:55:20 LittleRabbitHardPoops
1:56:10 Stagger-ingly bad
1:57:00 Bryan the Interrogator
1:58:00 Giant of Applebees
2:00:00 Self fufilling prophecies
2:02:35 HACKED
2:04:25 Best Decision of my life
2:05:00 The Never Ending Cycle of dust, coffee and bones
2:05:45 CatPissBandit
2:06:45 The Perfect Chance
2:07:05 From Ashes to Ashes...
2:07:25 The bird wasn't the only one blind
2:08:40 another "cat" corpse
2:09:40 do a whathaveyou this way.
2:10:30 Could this be the true power of Niall?
2:12:00 Dominance
2:13:35 Throwin' Hands
2:14:20 Good Luck...Larry
2:15:05 Jerkey-ed Around
2:16:18 Fart is King, but..."
2:17:45 Resistant to ohfaa
2:19:00 DroppingDimes
2:19:40 ContraptionDoesNotMove
2:20:05 LetsDoIt
2:21:05 What's he smokin?
2:23:15 Abby Scares Sam
2:24:15 What microsoft wanted
2:25:00 HeresYaGreeze
2:25:45 RocknRoll downhill
2:26:50 3 Rocks
2:28:40 Bryan eats his words
2:29:35 Oh Bill -gimme a buff!
2:30:10 What does my mimic, say about me?
2:31:10 A True Samurai
2:32:00 Dog that does tricks.
2:32:45 LMAO STEVE ATE THE RABBIT
2:33:00 A better everything isn't going to make you better at anything
2:33:57 what kind of idiot falls..
2:34:10 Oh...
2:34:50 Mr. Elden Ring
2:36:30 Breath in, breath out
2:37:09 We in the tree now
2:39:00 Phase 2 - Fruit flavor Dragonite
2:39:55 Someones gotta tell him
2:41:30 Does it bleed?
2:42:30 Carried by Bryan/Eyes of god
2:43:20 Doesn't freak around
2:44:00 "I gotta fight the Elden-Dogshit?"
2:44:30 Pretzels would slap right now
2:46:00 Rules are rules
2:48:05 YOWZA!
2:49:00 Going in - unprotected.
2:50:00 Bad Omens
2:51:00 Second Stringers
2:54:40 YOU want me to TWIRL my shit!?
2:56:25 3 Stone finish
2:57:15 Ascending The Three Thrones
2:59:05 Journeys End
Movie Clips: Johnny Mnemonic
Intro music: / @fantasylofi → ffm.bio/bitsandhits

[@SappyEuphoria]

That intro must have been what bizzle had to go through to keep die of laughter going while staying in one room

[@Cam_47]

The mans patience is admirable.

[@averageloner9657]

What. What you said don't make sense

[@fentfantatic1999]

​@@averageloner9657 the intro is a demonstration of what Bizzle must have went through in order to have the "Die of Laughter" podcast continue.

[@johnathancobb6822]

@@fentfantatic1999did they never leave the tavern? I quit after like ep5 or 6

[@bigidiot8902]

​@@johnathancobb6822 There were a few golden moments in the tavern, but my favorite part were the flashbacks, they didn't require watching the rest of the episodea either and works well with their forgetful minds

[@AWormsPurpose]

Bryan seems so alive on Bizzle's channel. You don't see this much raw Bryan anywhere.

[@greaseking2220]

Im telling u Poob is suckinf his life energy to yap that much on the pod

[@izmakk4006]

Not any more. I think Bryan lost a lot of energy shit talking Poob so much in the earlier episodes. Now he's aged and winded.

[@SweetReaper_]

It’s the no face cam I’m telling you. Man feels more comfortable off camera probably.

[@historynerd2373]

I've seen raw bryan in his secret porn cabal

[@Bund___Germs_Bund]

Mrs. Bryan probably sees a fair amount of raw Bryan during the ol' in-out in-out. Ya know, a little pinch and squeal.

[@10cam01]

Bizzle carrying a podcast hes not on

[@sage1682]

Make Mr. Bizzle 3rd host and I'll come back to the paytch

[@IrateWizrd]

I'd like seeing him on the podcast more tbh

[@Slickityy]

so real

[@bobjoe5851]

@@IrateWizrdgod I wish, bizzle new host!

[@Schnabetier]

I always like Bizzles videos because they represent a rare and beautiful capture of unremarkable moments that ultimately make friendships and life great. It's rare to see those moments so explicitly put into the spotlight and I really appreciate the way Bizzle seems to see the value in them. That intro monologue in the first 7 minutes is beautifully put together and really shows how deliberate those choices are, rather than it just being dumb luck. Makes me think back to all the great moments with friends I had that I didn't necessarily see as such when they happened and makes me look forward to all those I will have in the future. Genuinely bizzle these videos are beautiful and make me have the same appreciation of my own "unremarkable" memories. Thanks for sharing them with us.

[@averageloner9657]

Reminds me of my gamer bros😢

[@Schnabetier]

@@averageloner9657 If you can, reach out to them. It may get progressively harder to find time together once everyone's lives diverge, but it can be done.

[@Cam_47]

Y'know.. I feel I had a thought similar to this but couldn't really place it. Very true.. was thinking about a comparison of this to Sam's vids of these and other moments. It's all "content" y'know. These kindof vids hit a lil more close to home. If that makes sense..

[@Cam_47]

I realize now that it's because bizz draws upon "positivity" alot more often😂

[@aristo_thechosen]

Bizzle being the incarnation of the concept "it's the journey, not the destination" is why I'll always be a fan

[@beowolfaleinb1747]

Bizzle I know you get no sleep, but goddamn a 3 hour video you really feeding the birds.

[@deadweight503]

It kills me that Die of Laughter... died. Bizzle is born to be a fantasy narrator/DM

[@WastePlace]

Yea the cancellation of the podcast was a huge punch in the gut, hopefully they do something similar in the future cuz Bizzles a super talented DM

[@kenny187ful]

Bizzle must have snorted mountains of Schneeburg to be able to suffer through a three hour video with Sam and the Boys

[@SerWinter]

3 hour Bizz video? You beauty!

[@simpleshapes8113]

Bizzle unleashing another feature length film that’s been cooking in the forge, tempered with passion, and quenched with a bucket full to the brim with tears of joy. We love ya Bizzle. 🙏

[@jaxdakid5598]

thanks for uploading your pov after all this time and editing all this crazy mumbo together into an amazing video. keep it up bizzle. alsoooo you should try to get the boys to do die of laughter every couple months if it’s not a horrible experience

[@1337bG01]

Bizzle, you need to start your own podcast. You always come off as a genuine person, and have incredibly insightful takes on human interaction. Just a down to earth dude.

[@Boganoff]

Brian is so fucking funny when he games it’s crazy

[@PolumbiusTheThird]

cuz he doesnt have a cam on him lol.

[@AWormsPurpose]

Observational comedy. He has no life experiences to build off otherwise

[@justratstuff]

MR BIZZLE! MR BIZZLE! you are a god amongst men! Your patience and adversity to hand hold two brain addled adults is gods work. In all seriousness. You make the most well put together content from everything like the oldest call backs to the editing that doesn’t even let me breathe it’s so funny. Seriously thanks man! For your service.. and for your SERVICE!

[@Anoradord]

Bizzle showing everyday the path to being a good homie.

[@rocketsocks3116]

Bizzle, you could make so much money if you let people pay you to be a dungeon master for them online. Die of laughter was so well done, id pay $100 a month just to be part of a campaign you hosted. It could be so lucrative and a fun way to make a living! Luv ur vids dude, thanks for making such great content to brighten our days with.

[@gemini3792]

3 hours? thank god i aint got nothin to do today

[@delskif1425]

epic gamer moment

[@nf5113]

Damn you 😡 gotta go to work and let this masterpiece stew in it's own filth

[@YourPalKindred]

​@@nf5113 hahahaha wagie

[@cgigammez5749]

yes "today"

[@toston2093]

Sam's elden ring series are some of the funniest collections of clips on the platform, and bizzle's interactions with the goofy cast of characters are 90% of the reason it's as good as it is. It's pretty great seeing all the iconic moments from another perspective. keep up the good work and keep being a good guy

[@alexhessing5833]

The Jumpfather has blessed us on this day

[@no-replies]

My lord, I was not ready for the effort and quality.

[@nachoxaverage]

I MISS YOU SO MUCH BIZZLE! ESPECIALLY THAT HAT WITH THE BIG BRIM

[@morgue1484]

same

[@lucasportasio]

Yknow, that guy Larry was pretty radical, i wonder if he has a cool nickname to go with that rad attitude

[@LastHamurai]

That intro man, Bizzle is a god damn philosopher

[@viktor200085]

Bizzle Poob Sam AND Bryan 3 HOUR DOCUMENTARY????? DINNER IS GNA TASTE SOOOOOO GOOD TN

[@dawsonstoneroad7549]

These hours long comps of Bizzle, Sam, and Brian playing souls games is some of the best content

[@bamills96]

Bizzle i have been praying for more content from you and lo on the eve of the dlc you deliver unto me a great way to pass the time, thank you Mr. Bizzle

[@Bund___Germs_Bund]

Sweet mother of god....3 hours. It's....beautiful.... 1:54:00 karma for Scabs not letting Sam catch that oddish in Pokémon Go like, 8 years ago. Lol This is my new go to video to fall asleep to.

[@JEMA333]

Wow thank you so much for posting this bizzle. Youve gotten me through the roughest moments in my life. & today you uploaded this when i finally acquired a bed for the first time since covid hit. Truly this. Video is my reward for my hard work. Im about to finaly lay in a bed for the first time since 2019. And get some real rest. While this plays in the background. I can barely focus on the gameplay n keep thinking how i come here as my only sense of comfort and peace. Thank you again biz. I hope im still alive by the time you get the recognition you deserve. Your thumbnails always make me chuckle. And your narration always took my mind off my situation.

[@AsherVale]

I was just looking for some procrastination giggles and our lord Bizzle drops this banger at my feet. You my good sir are a Gent, a scholar and a certified home slice.

[@baggybenson5596]

Oh my lord it’s here

[@buriedgarbage8933]

Dude you put so much effort into these vids, your editing is amazing and your stuff just has such a flavor to it. Cant wait for more

[@gumpable]

Came for the Bizzle, stayed for the Ugly Elbows.

[@memedeli]

bro casually dropping a 3 hour video, what a legend. a king amongst men. as denzel curry once said, rip my beep bizzle

[@chinup3253]

Turns out playing with friends with low vigor was the best way to play the game. I feel foolish for not doing the same

[@skittlewizard8537]

Bizzle is popping tf off with these videos and this upload schedule

[@blekutt]

I watched this when my friends went offline and that monologue hit

[@tobinioz]

Been building an Ikea desk while watching. Very wholesome gamer moments in this, love your style man.

[@firewalkwithjuno5421]

Bizzles been making good shit left and right this year and now he fucking drops *this* on us? Jesus Christ I might have to make dinner in advance and sit down to watch this

[@keithg3070]

Epic intro worthy of an elden god

[@RimWorldRimmer]

Bizzle implementing a action and reward system with pretzels, by the end of the dlc Sam will be the best Elden ring player to grace this world

[@WestwoodHenry]

if i could i would like it twice, phenomonal work bizzle

[@nicg7184]

Hey Bizzle, just wanna say thanks I really needed this. Had a really long day and your wacky antics really help me forget about all the bullshit, thanks man. Keep up with the good shit ur funny as fuck

[@LegoJJ]

52:20 20000 leagues under the sea bit

[@postindustrial76]

This is worth it for that 20,000 leagues under the sea bit alone

[@doomithzoomith4543]

this is awesome

[@aquasstonerdad5021]

Bizzle seems like the definition of chaotic good.

[@leachisms]

on the day of the DLC too man Bizzle you are a fucking legend out here bro

[@Arbordaddy]

Thank you Bizzle, an absolute laughterpiece! Raw, beautiful, and real moments.

[@otherscareless]

This was a work of art. Cheers Bizzle

[@justincider9683]

9:07 holy fucking flashback, gnarkill was my childhood

[@sage1682]

Woo dee woo

[@mike-uj3uu]

i heard Brandon DiCamillo lyrics lol that took me back some, thanks for the vid

[@HerrGerbrandt]

that chair bit had me laugh out loud 1:49:30

[@averageloner9657]

W Xavier wulf reference

[@El_gabbe]

Can’t wait to watch this over a few times! The ai images are great! Love your videos dude always so creative!

[@Catgolem]

Thank you for the video Bizzle !!!! Always nice to see your content and editing

[@GoodGuyHeffy]

bizzles intros go Brazy

[@mr.joesterr5359]

THE THUMBNAILL YOU MADE HIM POINT!

[@JohnnysGoldenFiddle]

This was a banger, thank you Bizzle

[@astromancer1353]

RIP Brian, he would've loved watching Bizzle throwing pocket rocks in Shadow of the Erdtree.

[@juice6199]

i havent even passed the intro and this sh already has cinematic value that i did not expect especially since i microdosed earlier. *whoah*

[@Sadistic_77]

46:01 Had me grooving

[@John.Johnson]

Thank you Bizzle always love seeing you upload ❤

[@obeezy5951]

Wanted to say i really enjoy the aesthetic of your videos, its relatively simple on paper but always a blast to watch. You make some solid content

[@mcflappy01]

the ending was what we all needed in life

[@HughJanus1234]

You have NO idea just how accurate the Boise joke is...only problem is most of us can't afford an Air B&B.

[@dylangray7133]

Thank you for the amazing vid bro

[@banner2677]

That intro was amazing the whole video is

[@creamyfunbun4308]

Glorious y gorgeous, left me gobsmacked. Wishing you all the success you deserve

[@ashter5000]

not even 10 mins in and there''s a cky reference, bizzle is feeding the neoboomers

[@evansweet477]

What a creative breath of fresh air

[@deli8871]

insanely good video

[@ConnorWade-gw3yh]

Bizzle u just made my day omg

[@dylanhazlewood3197]

Love you bizzy boy keep it up!

[@siwonton284]

Needed that bout of fromsoft philosophy rn, battling it out with the final boss of the DLC. This mf is tearing me a new one.

[@randommemebean686]

Thank you for this bud

[@Virgo559]

Thank you Mr.Bizzle this content will carry me through my next Elden Ring playthrough

[@buffalobill2898]

Thanks Bizzle

[@void_7828]

once again remniding me johnny mnemonic does infact exist

[@TheJohnoy]

more content of you three in this staight please xD

[@Day100]

I will watch this inbetween burnouts from DLC. Thank you for pulling me further away from my estranged family

[@ThogDontCare]

The long awaited video. Pretty sure this is/ was near launch patch.

[@colemclean1676]

35:29 Goblin gas, I get that reference.

[@chandora01]

wow! this video makes me wish I had friends. Excellent work b double zz

[@Freebuss]

Blessed are those to witness the Three and ½ Kings

[@swyft1872]

Para social friendship broken with general sam general snaff is now my best friend

[@creamyfunbun4308]

So good im back for hit number 2

[@theapplianceengineer]

Three hour masterpiece!

[@keithdavid5206]

I wasn’t expecting the poob2D2, excellent use of AI imagery.

[@mysleepyturtle]

Well done bizzle

[@Drudges]

bring back die of laughter!!

[@sage1682]

Currently eating some shrooms I've been growing and watching this lmao what a trippp😂👽

[@greatglimbus]

slow down sir snaff i can't keep up with all these top tier uploads

[@simpleshapes8113]

Abby was probably attacked by one of many types of hawks that hunt prey with blunt trauma. Some of em literally ball up their talons into a tiny fist and gain as much speed as possible before they clobber the everloving shit out of their target. I can’t help but giggle at that mental image.

[@psylocide7672]

Masterpiece and I haven’t even seen it yet, Sam’s POV was fun and I always enjoy yours. FromSoft dream team.

[@TunaSam2314]

great intro

[@Moto_Medics]

2:01:35 welcome to my world boys thats every weekend for me

[@LowCarbHarry]

bizzle you da man

[@Meloonivesi]

Dude I fucking love your videos thank you for gifting us with this 3 hour masterpiece

[@SquadGoals22]

Love this ish, feed me more Mr. Bizzle

[@someguy9423]

hour long epic