I appreciate that the scale doesn't go past five because that is canonically how high an ork can count
@GenerationFilms5 жыл бұрын
I've heard some Mekboyz can get to 6. They skip 1-3 though.
@lukasperuzovic14295 жыл бұрын
Unless the Collective WAAAARRGG Believes that one ORK is smart enough to Count . The one time Orks decided they needed a Ambassador, the Orc selected spoke more elegantly than the High Lords of Terra.
@rogaldorn35255 жыл бұрын
@@lukasperuzovic1429 Which book?
@KnightsWithoutATable5 жыл бұрын
@@rogaldorn3525 I think it was the Beast Awakens.
@rogaldorn35255 жыл бұрын
@@KnightsWithoutATable Thank you.
@Everthus45 жыл бұрын
the universal laws: red things go faster purple things are invisable and there is never enough dakka. Silent guns do no damage. There is only WAGGGHHHH. Blue is lucky. That's why the ultrasmurfs are so good.
@1973Louis5 жыл бұрын
And that Blood Angels are so fast.
@ThomasTee5 жыл бұрын
"Blue is lucky. That's why the ultrasmurfs are so good." Oh my god! I all makes fucking sense now!
@metalcleric25675 жыл бұрын
You ever see a purple ork? No because purple is the sneakiest color
@kieranh20055 жыл бұрын
Yella blowz up bigga!
@braynceltheartificer5 жыл бұрын
And green is the best colour, therefore the Salamanders are the best space marine chapter.
@weldonwin5 жыл бұрын
"There are no smart Orks" *Gazugkul Mag Urag Thrakka wants to know your location* "Ork ships are underwhelming" *Ork Attack Moons capable of overpowering Holy Terra's defenses wants to know your location* "Orks have no tactics" *Ork Kommandos wants to know your location*
@trollzynisaacjohan17935 жыл бұрын
Depends on the size of ork empire. The empire during the war of the beast was almost krork (early orks) level.
@nobleman93935 жыл бұрын
These are exceptions, not something common
@barrybend71895 жыл бұрын
Orks have no good engineers. Orkamedes would like to know your location.
@matad19175 жыл бұрын
I don't think there was an attack moon for like 8000 years mate. You know since war of the beast. And commandos are thought to be the pussies of the ork society. Ghazghkull is an exception there are always exceptions.
@jimmykarlsson41265 жыл бұрын
storm bois are in your apartment 1-5-2 march and loot bois
@bloodrave95785 жыл бұрын
Get da choppaz boyz, dis humie is disrespectin da boyz
@adalfyre79375 жыл бұрын
OI WHYZ YOU TOKIN SO QUIET LIKE!?
@lukasperuzovic14295 жыл бұрын
OI SUM ORKS BOYS WANT TO USE CUNNING ANZ BE BRUTALZ AT THE SAME TYMZ.
@therustedshank99955 жыл бұрын
Oh no, they're rallying themselves
@bloodrave95785 жыл бұрын
WAAAGH!
@aidanker-foz65115 жыл бұрын
@@therustedshank9995 KRUMP "OI, HOWD A HUMIE GIT IN ERE? WEZ STARTIN A WAAAAAGGGGGHHHH NOW BOYZ, ANDZ I BEEZ DA BOSS!"
@GeorgeCowsert5 жыл бұрын
My favorite Warhammer story is when a group of Space Marines ran out of ammo whilst fighting some Orcs, so they just shouted "BANG BANG BANG" as they jostled their guns about and the Orcs actually died due to their reality bending minds. The Orcs solution was to just chant "I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank" over and over. Absolutely amazing.
@internetzenmaster89525 жыл бұрын
And then there was the time where the Imperial Guard recovered a tank the Orks had looted and founded out its engine had been replaced by a crude drawing with the words "VRUM VRUM!" painted on the wall. Reality bending indeed.
@noahrush71855 жыл бұрын
The Orks are the perfect civilization. They are without doubts. They are without fear. They are all united in one purpose and are optimized carrying out that purpose. Other races are dredged down by philosophical musings and strive after wind. Joy and purpose eludes them. The Orks are free from such vexation, for they do not care to even ask such questions, and thus they are driven unhindered to fulfill their purpose.
@lucofparis48195 жыл бұрын
"The Orks are the perfect civilization." *The Borg Collective wants to know your location*
@aidanker-foz65115 жыл бұрын
@@lucofparis4819 KRUMP "Shat it ya git, eveybody knoes dat GREEN IZ DA BEST! Wez can jus make more uf uz by orselvz, wez dont need otha racez."
@Wh40kFinatic5 жыл бұрын
Well, they get joy out of combat. Fighting is their sole purpose, and everything they do has an end goal of just fighting bigger and better things.
@Phenixtri5 жыл бұрын
@@lucofparis4819 40k orks are the very literal collective embodiment of "We reject your reality and substitute it with our own." As such the Borg are likely to have a very hard time trying to adapt fast enough to counter the orks random waagh energies let alone adapt any ork tech which is most of the time random bits and bobs of scrap held together by literal belief defying any and or all laws of the universe.
@Phenixtri5 жыл бұрын
Dammit I now wana see what happens when some ork warp eads get teleported onto a Borg cube during a massive fuck off waagh. Bound to be one hell of an entertaining fight to watch that's for sure
@g0tm045 жыл бұрын
Ork flaws more like Ork advantages. Flaws just has fewer letters.
@dank_smirk2ndchannel2005 жыл бұрын
"Orks have no material desires either." *The Flash Gitz and the Freebooterz would like to know your location*
@dank_smirk2ndchannel2005 жыл бұрын
Schandoro07 true. In fact all Orks have material desires in the form of Teef, which is used to pay the Painboyz to NOT do surgery on them, paying the Mekboyz to get weapons, and pay the cooks to make Squigs, fungi, and the odd Gretchen that got too close taste good. The Orks really do have a surprisingly intricate monetary system, which additionally is immune to inflation as Teef rot over time.
@aidanker-foz65115 жыл бұрын
@@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 And the strongest ones would of course get the most teeth too, since well, their most likely the boss
@heliveruscalion91243 жыл бұрын
@@aidanker-foz6511 sorry for the necro, but even if they aren't the boss, they'd win any fight tryna get teef anyway
@miken54485 жыл бұрын
You forgot how when the orks start reaching critical mass you start getting near Krork level orks like The Beast. Being fed a steady diet of ever escalating war makes the orks more numerous, more unified, bigger, stronger, and a hell of a lot smarter.
@syzmon85455 жыл бұрын
Number 1: They bez the greenest, and green is da best color cuz it be the orkiest color. And bein' da orkiest is da bestest
@Sam-bp2st5 жыл бұрын
Kean Hao This is why Vulken sounds like an Ork in TTS
@MrEvan3125 жыл бұрын
Additional advantage: To us observers into the 40k universe, they are absolutely endless comic relief in a universe drowning in war, corruption, hopelessness, and imminent doom. These rumbly tumbly cockney-sound buffoons are just so happy, excitable, gungho and hilarious, even after all this time they rarely cease to bring a smile to ap layer's face even when they are forced to fight against orks.
@sebastianhovenas2725 жыл бұрын
"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans. On the road to ruin in their turn. And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and dispite it as crude." Uthan the perverse. Orks Codex 3rd edition.
@doublep19805 жыл бұрын
The only flaw that DA ORKZ have,is that they like killing each other as much (if not more) than killing the other factions of 40K. If the DA ORKZ would unite under one single Warboss and create a massive WAAAAAAGH!!!! they would steamroll the entire known galaxy. The Tyranids would may pose a challange,but even they got their arses handed to them,during the Octarius War. It´s the first recorded instant,where a Tyranid Hive Fleet did a retreat. And don´t forget,the more battles DA ORKZ win,the more powerful they get. In other words,the WAAAAHG!!! who defeated the Tyranid Hive Fleet is now stronger and will be an even more difficult enemy to beat,next time the Nids try to take them on.
@chargerrex24305 жыл бұрын
Lest we repeat the war of the Beast
@gregorygreenwood-nimmo49545 жыл бұрын
The Octarious war actually never ended in the lore. It is still ongoing, and both sides are thriving. For every victory the Orks won by brute force, the Tyranids won one elsewhere in the sector, whether by brute force of their own, by stealth, or by biological adaptation. More and more Orks are pouring into the region for such a big fight, and the Tyranids are harvesting huge amounts of potent Ork biomass and using it not only to rapidly grow their fleets but also to create new strains of massive siege beasts which are now beginning to pop up elsewhere in the galaxy. Kryptman's Octarian gambit of luring the Tyranids and the Orks into fighting one another has backfired seriously, strengthening both species.
@miken54485 жыл бұрын
@@gregorygreenwood-nimmo4954 Indeed, and, in addition to the orks just growing in numbers as they flock to battle, the veterans of the war are also bigger and stronger are their steady intake of war. I am BEGGING to see some crazy op orks, like near The Beast level, arise due to Octarius
@valtersplume37265 жыл бұрын
Ghazghkull M. U. Thraka is currently uniting them.
@gregorygreenwood-nimmo49545 жыл бұрын
@@miken5448 Ghazghul versus the Swarmlord - that would be a fight to see.
@benclifford94145 жыл бұрын
No smart or cunning strategizing orks you say. Wait until Boss Snikrot hears about that
@Hawkens4k5 жыл бұрын
there is a group of orks still fighting a group of tyranids in a non-stop war... it's terrifying to see who would win really.
@adambielen89965 жыл бұрын
Actually I believe the Orks have won that fight.
@Hawkens4k5 жыл бұрын
@@adambielen8996 SH*T WE'RE DEAD!
@adambielen89965 жыл бұрын
@@Hawkens4k yes, those in a position to know about this in the Imperium are quite worried.
@Hawkens4k5 жыл бұрын
@@adambielen8996 *runs screaming* oh wait i am a chaos servant... *Continues screaming and running while asking for nurgle for help*
@gregorygreenwood-nimmo49545 жыл бұрын
@@adambielen8996 The war hasn't ended in the lore yet. Both species are growing stronger as a result. The Orks because they thrive on conflict, and the Tyranids because of all the Ork biomass they are consuming. Kryptman's Octarian Gambit wasn't such a good idea after all.
@casbot715 жыл бұрын
5:04 "Can survive being beheaded and having their heads sown onto a different body - please don't try this at home"… Got it, _try it in the street then._ And I'll tell everyone that I got the idea from *Generation Films.*
@tylerjones75925 жыл бұрын
casbott orcs die when beheaded just like anything else
@sebastianhovenas2725 жыл бұрын
@@tylerjones7592 no they actually don't
@Spetulhu5 жыл бұрын
@@tylerjones7592 Unless a Dok gets to them in time, yes. Orks can and do die (in great numbers) but those that get "medical" attention often survive damage any other race would regard as 100% certain death. The "sewing a head back on" example is one you can read in the Ork army books very far back. Yeah, no human is likely to survive that for a few years yet, we need fancy stuff to connect all the nerves and such. An Ork doesn't care about nerves - he probably doesn't have any as such.
@MrEvan3125 жыл бұрын
Doing their part for humanity, cleaning the pool a bit so the warriors can advance unhindered.
@sebastianhovenas2725 жыл бұрын
@@Spetulhu well if beheaded then they will probably die unless the dok gets to then, but even then the life expectancy is pretty low for the poor ork. But if any of the other limbs have been dislocated like an arm or the foot, then the'll fight and live on. They'ed probably not even be aware that one of their limbs are gone. And when they do realise that their arm is missing then they'ed be more intressted in beating the shit out of what did that to him. That is the fighting spirit of the ork for ya. Their like Metal Bat 2.0
@dabba_dabba5 жыл бұрын
*Orks don't get depressed or philosophical* Wotz da Dakka wiff'out da choppa? Wotz da choppa wiff'out da dakka? Dese iz da fingz we mus' ask ar'selves, boss. 'ow canzya call yerself a Gork or Mork fearin' ork, effin ya don' take da time ta undastand dese philly...philly... phillysof... uhhhh... da big kweshion fingz
@kaptainmanslaughta78875 жыл бұрын
No one: Generation film: OrKz HaVe FlAwZ Every ork player: YA WAT GIT???? Other 40k players:YOU WHAT MATE????? Anyone smart enough to NOT INSULT ORKZ: ah shit here we go again....
@ThomasTee5 жыл бұрын
You know a universe is dark when Orks are the comic relief :D
@Daimon-X5 жыл бұрын
The biggest flaw. They are Xenos! Suffer not the Xenos to Live! Seriously, the biggest flaw is that there is never "enuff' Dakka
@KnightsWithoutATable5 жыл бұрын
There is never enough dakka for anyone in the 40k universe.
@chenli97785 жыл бұрын
Orkmid once Built a Tank had ENOUGH Dakka and he thought boyz could go CRAZY about it so He Just Waist it……Yeah……
@soullessentity36974 жыл бұрын
My mother always said you can do anything you think you can. But God damn I didn't think she was such a big ork fan. Lol
@1krani4 жыл бұрын
"There are no smart Orks." >Kaptin Bluddflagg figures out through simple logic what a Chaos Sorceror needed scrying spells to learn
@TheLyingFigure5 жыл бұрын
you forgot to mention the flaw that the orcs can manifest powers unto thier enemies as well like with Yarrick and his orc tech arm and normal prosthetic eye being able to shoot death rays.
@perturabo78255 жыл бұрын
We hate orks so much we were willing to ally with the imperial fists against them.
@nickolauscantor15725 жыл бұрын
I TOLDZ YA WEZ WAZ COMIN TO SHOW YOUZ A PROPER FOIGHT!!! And just in timez too! Mr.Nailbrain, getz me Zappa ready! I gotz sum gitz ta fry! WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!
@ryanhannah33985 жыл бұрын
Fighting against over whelming green skin hoards on Armageddon = happy gas mask noises
@sockfullonickles89655 жыл бұрын
Colonel Jertan would be proud
@edim1085 жыл бұрын
Ah, The Siege of Hive Tartarus. Found memories of Artillery bombardments and CQC with hordes of Greenskined Menace. Good times for all men involved.
@rumlithedwarf80345 жыл бұрын
Guardsmen? From Kreig? Talking about Armageddon? *loads bolt pistol with malicious intent to purge heretics.
@tonyhupp23795 жыл бұрын
I saw no flaws in this video. DA ORKZ AINT GOTS FLAWZ!
@Wh40kFinatic5 жыл бұрын
Love it! However, touching more on their psychic presence in the warp, as well as Gork and Mork would have made it even better. How they're effectively immune to chaos.
@tigerhasnoend6485 жыл бұрын
Orks are very easy to get the idea of when you remember a war boss went back in time to kill himself so he could have two of his favorite gun.
@flednanders75565 жыл бұрын
"Orks actually have some genetic traits of fungal life forms, thus the green skin." [Several fungal life forms are typing]
@Jake-co7rt5 жыл бұрын
I like orcs. They are highly flammable, easy to hit, usually occur in large numbers providing a target-rich environment, and they make a very satisfying thump when they hit the ground. (c:
@gimpytheimp5 жыл бұрын
The Orkz, weren't the green tide we know of in 40k. When they were first made by the Old Ones, they were the Krork who were master engineers and could make almost anything. They knew about their degrading and genetically engineered themselves to remember how to do some things while they slowly became the Orkz. This is the reason why Orkz know how to make machines and weapons despite their intelligence.
@lassea4 жыл бұрын
When you ask can love bloom on a battlefield, show them this video and say: "Love doesn't bloom because it's not an ork."
@gregorygreenwood-nimmo49545 жыл бұрын
Orks definitely feature prominently on all 'top ten Xenos scum to mercilessly purge with fire for the greater glory of the Emperor' lists. The fact that their spore based replication is so profligate just means that the purging has to be extra thorough, and so all the more glorious.
@sebastianhovenas2725 жыл бұрын
Wait no smart orks? Um Ghazghkull thrakka, Nazdreg and da biggest of all DA BEAST! All of which have shown a remarkable set of tactics stratagies and kunning.
@moriskurth6285 жыл бұрын
Orks do know Tactics and Strategy. There are Warbosses and Warlords that manage to outmaneuver some of the brightest Tacticians in the Imperium, like Ghazkull Mag Uruk Thraka for example, or the entire Blood Axes Tribe (that actually use planning rather than blindly charging the enemy). It's more like Animal Cunning than actual book smarts we'd normally associate with Strategists.
@Justacheese5 жыл бұрын
Also there are the blood axes. An ork tribe that is shunned by all the other tribes for actually using strategy. They set up ambushes, will often flee instead of getting mowed down by enemy fire and actually copy their foe's tactics to use it themselves. They are usually a bunch of backstabbing scumbags though and they aren't that big. So a blood axe warboss leading a waaaagh (Ork crusade) is a rare thing.
@Michael-kd1ho5 жыл бұрын
It's more likely that no one actually expects orks to perform any tactic other than "charge headfirst and bash things till they die". When the one in 10,000 ork bosses actually manages to pull off a basic flanking maneuver, it's always a surprise. It actually borders on heresy in the Imperium to even suggest orks are capable of anything resembling sound battle tactics. Also, i don;t remeber orks actually taking prisoners or slaves. Dafuq they need those for?
@Justacheese5 жыл бұрын
@@Michael-kd1ho Oh. Gazgul or however you pronounce his name used slaves. Can't be sure if this idea is correct or not. But maybe he used slaves because most of his orks were too busy bashing each other out of boredom to be building anything. So he used the slaves to make all the vehicles.
@miken54485 жыл бұрын
@@Michael-kd1ho It's pretty well established that Orks take prisoners as slaves. Though, in addition to being forced to work in the absolute worst conditions imaginable, they are shot a bunch so the orks can laugh at how they react to pain, head bashed in or gutted just because some orks felt like it, and of course eaten. In The Beast series (I'm not sure which book unfortunately) we actually see orks growing humans like cattle.
@Michael-kd1ho5 жыл бұрын
@@miken5448 I'll take your word for it then, my 40K lore has suffered over the years... Still seems counter productive. Orks have more than enough labor force, and it doesn't seem to me that ork weaponry bult by humans - even if for orks - should actually work. I hink the only uses human prisoners have for orks is food or target practice.
@thevoidlookspretty70794 жыл бұрын
The Inquisition doesn’t want you to know this, but the orks keep the Emperor powerful because they believe da god o’ da umies is reel strong.
@latenightgaming50575 жыл бұрын
I always love the art style of War hammer. It reminds me of heavy metal 2000. And that's cool man
@Morpheus-ux6kx5 жыл бұрын
There are Orks with cunning a Ork war boss took an entire Hive City with barely a shot fired.
@sebastianhovenas2725 жыл бұрын
Jup. And his name iz Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thrakka! Man that's an awesome name
@MrEvan3125 жыл бұрын
Heh heh, gits dunno what da boyz can really does when a propah big boi is in charge.
@sebastianhovenas2725 жыл бұрын
Yeah! He he he
@enterprise-h3125 жыл бұрын
I can't find any statistics on Attack Moons, but they can whip planets and fleets alike. 5:50 Set phasers to disintegrate.
@2xghostx25 жыл бұрын
Imps: strategize for months before launching an attack! Orkz: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!
@julianbraunbeck76325 жыл бұрын
0:34 ACTUALLY they engineered the Krork of which the Orks are an devolution. Krork were much MUCH more powerful, intelligent, big and really anything
@spacewolfblackmane195 жыл бұрын
Honestly the greatest advantage of the Orks is their biology. Might makes right isn't just a behavior, but quite literally the more an Ork wins the bigger, tougher, and more powerful they become, unlocking abilities, technology, and behaviors that can't be easily matched. In the war of the Beast the Ork warlord the Beast was larger than a Primarch, just as powerful, and used technology that gave the best of Imperial tech "at the time" a hard run for its money. And even then an Eldar would comment that the Beast and his forces would be like children to the Orks of the past i.e the War in Heaven. So which logically means that if one were to become successful enough to reach the levels of the original K'orks then the galaxy wouldn't stand a chance.
@26th_Primarch5 жыл бұрын
Also if you eat them you can see The Emperor's glorious Hawkboy...
@sebastianhovenas2725 жыл бұрын
Thats some good stuff man. I heard that the Emperor made it legall again!
@theodoreslavo53855 жыл бұрын
Hunger for burger, Heretic burgerrrrrsss!
@lemanruss.1075 жыл бұрын
*HERETIC BORGAR*
@gregorygreenwood-nimmo49545 жыл бұрын
Ork collective belief based psychic powers can also work against them. Commissar Yarrick - also known as the Old man of Armageddon - is famously believed by the Orks to possess the 'evil eye', and with it the ability to kill most Orks with only a glance. Yarrick actually had one of his eyes replaced with a cybernetic prosthetic incorporating a small but powerful laser in order to capitalise upon Ork superstition, but the truth is that, since the Orks think he can kill lesser Orks with only a glance, he probably could still do so even without his occular laser. Of course, this is also something of a double edged sword, since Yarrick's now legendary status amongst the Orks makes him a desirable enemy for high status Ork Warlords, and he has become the favoured 'git' (a preferred enemy/best friend who wants to kill you in Ork culture) of no less an Ork that the Prophet of the Waaagh himself, Ghazghul Mag Uruk Thraka, which has somewhat complicated Yarrick's military career.
@hydrogenone68665 жыл бұрын
If doubt ever took place... Tha Orkz MachNe Wold Com Ta Endz
@scarecrow46075 жыл бұрын
"That's war!" "For Orks. This is sport..."
@tacticalmarsupial62015 жыл бұрын
I can say 4 words to counter most of the disadvantages. The beast of Armageddon
@jamesm7835 жыл бұрын
to which I say "Commisar Yarrick"
@braynceltheartificer5 жыл бұрын
to which I reply "The Beast"
@Zankyo1375 жыл бұрын
3:36 my favorite line in this channel so far
@blackpilloverdose10135 жыл бұрын
I love the fact they can think anything into reality. Like they Believe Red makes things faster thus Thier vehicles are stupid fast. Just a Concept of Invading space Oarks from spores is awesome hahaha.
@tisifrenchii5495 жыл бұрын
U smart 'imy i lkez u
@matad19175 жыл бұрын
I heard they once repaired an imperial tank by drawing an engine on a peace of paper and slapping it in there . The imperium kept destroying it but it always came back fighting like new.
@blackpilloverdose10135 жыл бұрын
@@matad1917 that's absolutely batshit crazy............I love it hahahahah
@CptPhilippnes5 жыл бұрын
There's a story of how this believe things into reality backfiring on them. I read that there was a time when Guardsmen were under heavy siege from the Orks with almost no ammo left. Story goes that a guardsman picked up his flashlight and started shining it at the orks screaming "This is a lasgun!" Suddenly orks just started dying as if shot by a lasgun.
@lukasperuzovic14295 жыл бұрын
Ork airplanes often dont have wings, OrK ships often have holes to let the air in from the outside,
@Red194875 жыл бұрын
If I had the abilites of an Ork I would believe hard enough for them to disappear. Humanity first!
@Tyrnak_Fenrir5 жыл бұрын
You forgot that the Orks grow larger and smarter (more cunning) the more they fight.
@pakornwattanavrangkul25505 жыл бұрын
I see you are wearing the appropriate color for the subject matter. Edit: Whoa there lad, did you just diss ork techieology? Take that back before I feed you to a squig.
@CptPhilippnes5 жыл бұрын
It seems like Orkz are just LARPing in the 40k universe.
@mrmacguff1n5 жыл бұрын
The only Xenos I want *slightly* less dead than the others. They give me a chuckle so let's leave them for last
@casualsleepingdragon85015 жыл бұрын
All stand for the pledge of orcs Leeeeeerrrrooooooooooyyyyyy, gggaaaaannnnnngggggceeeeeennnnnsssss
@elipadgett10785 жыл бұрын
The Orks dumb things into working. This is gold
@honkhonk81195 жыл бұрын
You forgot to bring up da WAAAAAAAAGH! And how a ork can grow from tinny ork boyz to a big war bozz! “also there currency is really wired”
@sebastianhovenas2725 жыл бұрын
Agreed but it still works
@dawarboss37095 жыл бұрын
ORKS ‘RE DA BESTEST YA ZOGGING GIT
@kainpound17625 жыл бұрын
Love your videos man. Please keep up the good work.
@mollof78935 жыл бұрын
Most aliens races seem to either have some kind if death cult, have a hive mind, or both.
@lucofparis48195 жыл бұрын
Sure, though such isn't the case for the T'au Empire. They started out as peaceful colonists and traders before the Administratum decided to launch a Crusade against them. And their religion, the Greater Good, seems to be the opposite of a death cult.
@sebastianhovenas2725 жыл бұрын
Da orks iz neva beaten in battle! If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don't count! If we runs for it we don't die neithah, so we can always come back for anuver go, SEE!
@vajukal5 жыл бұрын
To explain how orks tech work there is a story. There was an ork driving down a road and his truck stopped working, he gets out and looks under the hood and says"hmm needz mor nails". He the dumps a box of nails in the engine, closes the hood, and continues driving.
@AsbestosMuffins4 жыл бұрын
orks have a singular flaw in that their heads explode if you let them get angry enough. Consider it a funny relief valve, if a waaaagh gets too worked up, and there aren't any weird bois around to channel and disperse it, the waaaagh energy builds up to the point their heads actually explode, and the psychic rebound chains among orks, so entire warbands could have their heads explode all at once. otherwise, orks are as good or better than everybody but they don't usually have the focus or drive to press that advantage and their gods mork and gork are among the very few god-tier entities that directly support their followers and are considerably older and stronger than any individual or combination of the four major chaos gods so they won't fall to chaos either because their gods literally laugh off any attack from chaos.
@casbot715 жыл бұрын
There are going to be so many *_typos_* and *_bad grammar_* in the comments section.
@braynceltheartificer5 жыл бұрын
It's not typos and bad grammar, it's a rough translation of Ork language into Low Gothic.
@fduranthesee5 жыл бұрын
@@braynceltheartificer that'z jusst hao oorkz be taalkin
@1krani4 жыл бұрын
GRAMMA'Z FER HUMIES.
@Deathpenalty665 жыл бұрын
Well, end the series now. Dunno if y'all knew, but ORKZ IS MADE FOR FOIGHTIN AND WINNIN
@sebastianhovenas2725 жыл бұрын
Dats right Gorgutz!
@patricksmith97005 жыл бұрын
"Orkses is never defeated in battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see
@seanv425 жыл бұрын
You forgot an important bit. Orkz gain strength the stronger their enemy is. An ork that kills more grows in strength and size. This even extends to intelligence, as they face against stronger more technologically advances races their tech improves.
@lordpfeiffer84905 жыл бұрын
Also blood axes, bad moons, and freebooters want to speak with you. Which all use tactics.
@thomaswhite31495 жыл бұрын
The gh In WAAAGH! Is silent thank you So many people miss that
@jakebailey16365 жыл бұрын
Honestly I was expecting more info on the lesser greenskins like Grots and Squigs as that really gives them the advantage of the survivability in the sense of a workforce
@DragonxFlutter5 жыл бұрын
This may borderline on heresy, but I can respect an Orc’s desire for more dakka. I’m sure many of my fellow humans feel the same way.
@Eaon694 жыл бұрын
So in the words of todd howard "it just works"
@HienNguyen-vc7cr5 жыл бұрын
Remember to watch out the ork sniper
@Phantom6.6.65 жыл бұрын
Please do a video on the chimera from resistance fall of man trilogy
@TimaeusEXE4 жыл бұрын
You said ten flaws in the title but gave ten advantages
don't know if anyone pointed out but Oddboyz are something else, Mekboyz is what the technologically adept Orks are called
@ryancampbell21925 жыл бұрын
You no speak of powerful work shamenz!
@walterlopez50545 жыл бұрын
its not that Orks can just "live anywhere" its that they bring their entire self sufficient ecosystem with them. Orks are constantly shedding spores, these spores can grow into more Orks(fighters), Gretchin(labor), or Squigs (food)
@barrybend71895 жыл бұрын
BAST MEK BASSED SERIZE NEXT. THA UMIES AN NAR UMIES OF THE UNN SPASSY IS A GOOD A UMIE WAAAAAHG A ANY!
@brok562 жыл бұрын
Orks are not only in The eye of terror, there are orks in The realm of khorne. Tuska The daemonkilla and his Boyz are having a good one.
@Gilean805 жыл бұрын
Blood Axes are known to trade with humans and use tactics. Although this makes them "weird" in Ork kulture.
@oshaemurray5 жыл бұрын
So if I paint my T'au missiles yellow? Would they do extra damage?
@georgekittridge64115 жыл бұрын
Underestimating the green skins is a quick way to the grave
@DrZalmat5 жыл бұрын
One of the biggest blunders in Warhammer... They are FUNGAL, yet have PLANT like traits like photosynthetic skin... Fungi are NOT plants! Fungi are not even closely related to plants, fungi are closer related to animals than plants... And our dear host does the same mistake: He says they have fungal genetic traits and then in the same sentence says: "thus the green skin. This means they have some plant-like behaviours." That is completely bullshit. That would be like saying "He learned to drive a car, thus the skis on his feet. This means he has the ability to ski on snow."
@adambielen89965 жыл бұрын
Technically they are part algae but everyone just thinks it is fungus.
@DrZalmat5 жыл бұрын
@@adambielen8996 Oh ok... everyone ever told me they are fungus, what makes absolutely no sense (I never played Warhammer myself). Then the host fucked up even more because that means they didn't research the video properly
@ToofKilla5 жыл бұрын
How much was read straight from the codex?
@dabigork5 жыл бұрын
About time ya got'z ta us boy'z
@maxhax3675 жыл бұрын
Ork flaws? But they are the only race that is thriving in WH40k universe. Their flaws don't matter
@KageRyuu65 жыл бұрын
Fungoids are not Plants, they are in fact closer to Animals than they are Plants.
@ShogunMongol4 жыл бұрын
DIS 'UMIE DISRESPECTIN' DA ORKS?!? GET HIM LADS!!! WAGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
@TheVoiceOfReason935 жыл бұрын
That part about Orks having no concept of strategy and tactics is misleading. Orks can be INCREDIBLY cunning where it matters, and combined with their illogical unpredictability makes it possible for them to actually outsmart even a more intelligent and knowledgeable opponent. Just ask the Necron Phaeron Imotekh the Stormlord, a master strategist who could predict and counter just about every other commander on the battlefield - except the Orks. Or just about any overconfident Imperial commander.
@justsomerandomyetiwithinte40055 жыл бұрын
DA SNAKEBITES NOT FLAWED
@DrunkenXSMonkey5 жыл бұрын
The only major flaw i can agree with is they aren't unified. But that's orks in a nutshell. Orks get larger and stronger as they fight. They also get smarter and a few (mainly freebooterz) do trade and conduct limited diplomacy. How powerful an ork threat is is usually tied to how powerful and big the warboss is. As like i said, bigger and larger orks are typically smarter than your avarage boy. And can rival even the brightest imperial officers.
@tootyfruity705 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough as an ork gets bigger and more orks join them the more their collective psyche can wish things into being, to the point where there technology at several occasions has surpassed that of many of the other races, such as when they were Krorks (the orks ancestors created during the war in heaven) or the period know as the war of the beast where several orks had gotten to the point where they were essentially krorks, united many of the orks in the galaxy and pushed humanity all the way back to terra and even sent a "diplomat" to the high lords of terra demanding they surrender.