"a crazy midget could run at you and yell admiral ackbar then detonate a suicide vest" 10/10
@Maddtodd7 жыл бұрын
As a veteran, I found this to be particularly fucked up, my favorite kind of funny.
@lukeskywalkerthe2nd7737 жыл бұрын
Colin Thorneycroft ikr 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Ariana3217 жыл бұрын
I lost it at that part, lol
@Gwartonium7 жыл бұрын
As a Muslim I found it funny
@devinjedimaster99477 жыл бұрын
Iraq flashbacks.
@lofivibes36407 жыл бұрын
Its tough being a Storm trooper. Unless you have the money to buy the loot boxes. Thats why the Elite Troopers did well start of the film. Their Star Cards were fully maxed out. The rebels didn't stand a chance since they didn't have any. Han Solo had maxed out Star Cards so hes op. The other Storm Troopers only had level 1 Star Cards to none. Any time you see poor aiming. Its due to not having a good Star Card deck.
@calebcraig92237 жыл бұрын
That's the point sergent
@lofivibes36407 жыл бұрын
Caleb Craig Im just waiting for this to blow up.
@lollipopjoe55306 жыл бұрын
Tyler Alex have your wishes been granted
@lofivibes36406 жыл бұрын
Lmao I did not expect it to have this many likes. More likes if you guys hate the loot boxes, and how E.A is killing games.
@constantintomamario44636 жыл бұрын
Tyler Alex good lad right here
@honokakazuno7 жыл бұрын
What if Anakin didn't take a seat? What if a Gonk Droid was the Chosen One?
@micahbell12296 жыл бұрын
Obi wan-YOU WERE THE CHOOSEN ONE! Gonk droid-GONK
@edsandau37906 жыл бұрын
Damn, all I want to do now is to sit in a corner and rethink my life.
@physical_insanity7 жыл бұрын
Notice: Please do not use a Stormtrooper helmet to perform an armed robbery.
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
Ah yes forgot to say that in the video thanks
@Mikey-ym6ok7 жыл бұрын
Or just please don't commit a robbery of any kind
@masonsmith63127 жыл бұрын
Better yet, do not use a stormtrooper helmet unless you wish to be attacked by a blind, stick-wielding monk in Jeddah... or a Jedi... or teddy bears... or your Empire's artificial moon... or you own commander Lord Vader, or anyone for that matter.
@idothings69087 жыл бұрын
Hey generation it looked like you were trying to go for the hot kallus look from rebels with the one strand of hair out of place
@MultiGG27 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the time someone used an almost complete outfit of Darth Vader to rob a bank.
@rocketgroot43116 жыл бұрын
The Last Stormtrooper:A Star Wars Story. A story of lonely Stormtrooper who Survived an attack from rebels & instead trying to make his way to the death star he chooses to return His family but his journey to return to his home world gets rough.
@mafic33516 жыл бұрын
*Ma'am. We're sorry to inform you that... Your son has died from a sprained ankle.*
@richardpech84897 жыл бұрын
Man I feel bad for stormtroopers now.
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
Richard Pech that’s the point now go buy some imperial war bonds
@R07CE7 жыл бұрын
They get paid tho
@theodorvalentinghita17794 жыл бұрын
@Eric Rodriguez They were pretty much simple guys that needed a job. Of course there were idiots in star wars rebels that took their authority as an advantage, but most of them didn't deserve to be thrown from high places or blasted
@misaelramirez52367 жыл бұрын
At least stormtroopers get a pension and pay unlike first order or republic troopers
@jesstenhower48477 жыл бұрын
yeah and the republic era clones were basically slaves.. programmed to be loyal from birth, no real choice to not fight and die. a controlling chip implanted in your brain. pretty dark when you think about it.. at least most imperial and first order troops were people who joined of their own free will.
@miguelpadeiro7627 жыл бұрын
Jessten Hower remove first order to your comment, they're like jedi, they kidnap children. In the empire you become a stormtrooper if you want
@mobilemayhem94807 жыл бұрын
That is grossly oversimplifying it
@jonathanorr81177 жыл бұрын
i dont think the jedi kidnapped them but hell even they are kidnapped i was the baby being kidnapped i would want that to happen being a Jedi would be badass
@miguelpadeiro7627 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Orr not so badass as you think, you cant use your feelings or do whatever you want, you're like a battledroid of the order. Both sith and jedi are evil, they're both extremists
@xbaumann7 жыл бұрын
Screaming admiral Ackbar 😂
@boudaakaranis86087 жыл бұрын
i'm dead
@Kj16V7 жыл бұрын
OMG that completely flew by me! XD
@paradise44176 жыл бұрын
I cracked up at that part
@meh2gamez696 жыл бұрын
Like This? ADMIRAL ACKBARR ITS A TRAP
@chameleoncatproductions22296 жыл бұрын
Actually thinking about that makes me laugh
@thatguyoverthere4687 жыл бұрын
Yeah...... Rebels tv show made the storm troopers look like wimps
@plainplane75807 жыл бұрын
That Guy Over There They were clearly meant to be like the battle droids in the Clone Wars series - Incredibly dumb and used as comic relief (Stormtroopers serve as an awful choice for comic relief)
@shadow36757 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry when were they not wimps?
@X333Dylan333X7 жыл бұрын
Yeah true but if u look at rebals you can see when a storm trooper was shot they move a little bit so they survive but are like knocked out or winded
@franklydondor34487 жыл бұрын
Primitive_Sponge at least the battle droids delivered some funny lines
@AnakinSkyobiliviator7 жыл бұрын
Heck, even Death troopers get that treatment
@deathtothempla82367 жыл бұрын
Because they had to listen to darth Vader saying I hate sand.
@wardeni96037 жыл бұрын
Well, still not as bad as being a Clone Trooper. Those guys were literally made for the sole purpose of fighting, their armour wasn't blaster-proof, the only friends and family they had were the other clones, and then they had to watch their comrades die on them because they got shot by a random droid. As if that wasn't enough, at the end of the war they were all brain-controlled by a microchip implanted into their brain and ordered to kill all their generals. At that point, the horrified troopers who suffered immensely under mental distress over what they'd just done, they were all fired and replaced by stormtroopers.
@dandann84376 жыл бұрын
Serwarden there was few clones who desobayed ordor 66
@mjfan87046 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that the Clones were all mentally 11+ year old children in the bodies of twenty something year old adults when they first arrived on the battlefield. Add some PTSD from all the deaths they see.
@mjfan87046 жыл бұрын
You get the picture.
@ExcaliburHeavyBattlecruiser5 жыл бұрын
First order stormtroopers would like to have a word with you. They were abducted at a very young age from their homes and parents. Clones at least could trust other clones. First order stormtroopers couldn't have that luxury. They would bond with other stormtroopers only for them to later fight at the request of their superiors. Sure FO troopers had better equipment but that really didn't matter. They were in one of the most incompetent factions ever. Imagine being abducted at 5 or even less. Then being forced to undergo harsh training and have only other stormtroopers as friends and then be reminded that you'd have to turn against you own friends and they'd also have to turn against you. At the same time you're being indoctrinated into killing seemingly innocent people. Do you really think clones have it the worst?
@bohan99577 жыл бұрын
How do storm troopers take a piss? This has always bothered me...
@obiwaankenobi44606 жыл бұрын
To take a piss there is a slot in the front same for a shit. *TOTALLY CONFIRMED*
@chaosbros77446 жыл бұрын
um, lets hope that they have daipers in their suits cuz if they don't then they'll have piss dripping all over
@adlan_kacak6 жыл бұрын
Good question tho
@darthvader45947 жыл бұрын
5 reasons being Jedi is terrible.
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
+darth vader hehe you would say that
@OnePiece-yy1lu7 жыл бұрын
darth vader Disney ruined Star Wars.
@bigoscarful127 жыл бұрын
Cause of the high ground
@inkedseahear7 жыл бұрын
1)You are kidnapped as children 2)You are not allowed to kill younglings 3)You are not allowed to learn how to defeat an opponent with a higher altitude than of yours 4)You are only allowed to be a Master at Being Caught 5)You are not allowed to be a master despite being on the council
@halebomm56277 жыл бұрын
RaPtorteAm 6)you have to take a seat
@devinjedimaster99477 жыл бұрын
"Sir we are sorry to inform you that you son's unit was ambushed by a group of ewok's during the battle of endor he and his unit where then cooked,eaten and there armour where later used as drums and other instruments during there victory celebration with the rebels". "We have what's left of his body in are speeder if you want it".
@odstdisciple98197 жыл бұрын
Because they MISS their family and friends.
@commandervex16267 жыл бұрын
I think your missing the point
@lukasr11667 жыл бұрын
I think you both are MISSING good grammar.
@orrthehunter7 жыл бұрын
only 33% of the time.
@windlife6957 жыл бұрын
I saw this and I tryed to shoot myself. I missed.
@kancerkrab65457 жыл бұрын
Kit Fisto9809 *their
@Cannedbeef7 жыл бұрын
Is Gary an elite stormtrooper
@sc_art54087 жыл бұрын
OBI-WAN Yup
@HectorJimenez-ee9zi6 жыл бұрын
Jackisthedogsbollocks69 gary is clone wars veteran and a sergeant in the 501st.
@tfxnitrogen86 жыл бұрын
Jackisthedogsbollocks69 GRAMPS
@pauliefloyd8206 жыл бұрын
yes he is
@arctroopernull87337 жыл бұрын
Better to be a clone trooper instead.
@tivionte9617 жыл бұрын
CC-2224 Commander Cody yea but they live about 10-15 years
@SlicedBreaddd7 жыл бұрын
And they're also basically slaves bred for war
@frostmatt8637 жыл бұрын
Um but they were just cloned. Even to say they weren’t alive because they were cloned..
@tivionte9617 жыл бұрын
SoFrostyYT yes but imagine being cloned for war with a life span of 10-15 years and having the chance of being killed in your first battle
@aegidius_s7 жыл бұрын
CC-2224 Commander Cody I love haveing a life span of 10-15 years and all that time I'm brainwashed into being a slave and dying for cause I know nothing about and not being paid as well.
@ryklatortuga41467 жыл бұрын
I wanted to see exotic Tatooine... the crown jewel of Outer Rim. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid from my star system to get a confirmed kill!
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
+Ryk Latortuga you’re exactly the kind of recruit the Corp is looking for
@devinjedimaster99477 жыл бұрын
i freaking love full metal jacket.
@icetea2146 жыл бұрын
you mean? TA TA TOOT
@Poke-ladd7 жыл бұрын
Rex also complained about the armour and helmet
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
+Travis letchford as did han and like
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
+Generation Tech luke
@BlackRoseRhamnous7 жыл бұрын
"Generation Tech" *Is a tech channel* *Doesn't know that you can edit your comments on youtube*
@markvicferrer7 жыл бұрын
I got the feeling their armor was more like a uniform rather than any actual protection. They're shown falling against enemies wielding wooden melee weapons. On top of their bad helmets, is it canon under Disney that the high recoil of their blasters also affect their aim? And how do they compare against Clone armor, which occasionally shows named characters survive a few hits.
@grayagent58467 жыл бұрын
That because they're named characters. Stormtrooper armor is better at making the wearer survive a shot than clone armor. Clone armor is more like a uniform since clones mostly die from one shot, and the rebels told the ewoks to attack the exposed body glove of the stormtrooper.
@Ariana3217 жыл бұрын
The fact that they often fire their blasters from the hip or from the upper chest rather than using their sights doesn't really help much with their aim. Granted, we also almost always see stormtroopers firing their E-11s with the stock folded up, and you really can't manage recoil, or stabilize a weapon all that well when not bracing it on your shoulder.
@Reactionary_Harkonnen7 жыл бұрын
Will Modern body armor is not completely proof either. Before the 1600s body armor was the main thing, and it made a huge difference in the battlefield because it can block just about everything; at least European armor could. Now ever since the 1600s firearms became more and more dangerous. Even modern body armor is not 100% proof and modern Kevlar helmet cannot stop rifle rounds at close range. (Some new ones that are just now coming to the market can stop the.223, 5.56, and 7.62 the new 6.5 bullet may do other wise) And the other thing is...here it comes...it's a movie that's why the Stormtroopers cannot hit the main characters...
@markvicferrer7 жыл бұрын
Skate Trooper Star Wars has interstellar spaceflight. With that kind of technology, their body armor should be lightyears ahead of modern armor. It should be able to protect them from Ewoks & blind Jedi with wooden weapons.
@Reactionary_Harkonnen7 жыл бұрын
Mark Ferrer The thing about the Ewoks is plot weapons and plot armor, just very bad Leftist writing like the movie Avatar. But the on real world talk: the thing is yes armor does improve but so does weapons. We have amazing new body armors that came out the past 5 to 16 years in the market that can stop so many different bullets even a 300 blackout and are only a few millimeters thick and new helmets that can stop .223, 5.56, and 7.62 but the military doesn't have yet or use. Hell, medieval plat armor can stop most 9mm bullets and maybe a .44 mag. And medieval plate armors are very light unlike the myths say it was heavy. But anyways now there are new rounds like a .22 Nosler that is better than a 5.56, and New 6.5 Grendel that is way better than all of them. These new bullets are better in every way the new rifles are just as light or lighter than the current ones yet way more powerful & way more accurate with the same kick/recoil. (power does not always equal accuracy) If those new guns become mainstream then body armor becomes equal on how it was before instead of being way better. The new body armor even out the Playing field but then new weapons do not. It's like the old saying goes you build a better mousetrap I build better Mouse. The Western Civilization now & then always made the best body armors and Weapons as well as mechanics, and architecture. Even Muslim historians talk about how the Europeans built better houses, forts, and arms and armor, as well as how their own Muslim powerful war bows and arrows did almost nothing to the normal European foot Soldiers during the Crusades. (Yea just imagine knights then) The golden age of body armor was in 1500s-1300s Europe . The silver age was 1200s-800BC in Europe. We do not know if those days will ever come back to the world.
@saltystrip87617 жыл бұрын
ADMIRAL ACKBAR!!! BOOOOOOM!
@monkey92087 жыл бұрын
Lol that western stormtrooper
@physical_insanity7 жыл бұрын
So the Imperial Army went from Clone Troopers with comfortable and well protective armour to Stormtroopers with uncomfortable and uncomfortable armour with the worst equipment in the Galaxy... Thanks Disney...
@marcbartuschka63727 жыл бұрын
Well if you see how the Clone Troopers are wasted you could argue if their armor was so good. Of course it is a lot part "thanks" to the fact that they not very often take cover, but the casualties-rates if you see Cloe Troopers in action in EP II and III and Cloe Wars is maybe even higher than that of Stormtroopers.
@biomechanica456th7 жыл бұрын
yea disney has pretty much killed the legend, all they care about is the force and making everything child friendly, i hate them so much- so i ignore disney canon and just pretend like they never bought starwars and just pay attention to the movies and EU
@miguelpadeiro7627 жыл бұрын
Shygalsadie same, Real canon & EU > disney 'canon'
@natethegreat79677 жыл бұрын
Shygalsadie I hate people like you who won’t give new material a chance.
@schlimetime49387 жыл бұрын
Palpatine clones were great, right guys?
@johnburgerson38237 жыл бұрын
Everything sucks about being a storm trooper
@grayagent58467 жыл бұрын
John Burgerson not really, it's better to be them than a clone or FO stormtrooper
@hahawhat.10986 жыл бұрын
John Burgerson Being a clone trooper is better
@realvictor11566 жыл бұрын
Hero Ash u have to stay or walk in the same places to guard stuff from nothing
@savagefox89706 жыл бұрын
Everything sucks about being a person
@rubymanthegreat4216 жыл бұрын
John Burgerson Not everything.
@kahnfamily94677 жыл бұрын
I would still totally be a stormtrooper. Long live the Empire!
@danielkaiselgruber17507 жыл бұрын
Kahn Family For the horde!... Wait wronf quote right?
@shadow36757 жыл бұрын
Until the emperor dies and orders the destruction of the empire.
@dustintanner7466 жыл бұрын
LONG LIVE THE CLONES FROM CLONES WARS
@mr.mr.moremr.70776 жыл бұрын
they die quickly because of accelerated aging
@Nugcon6 жыл бұрын
good luck
@inkedseahear7 жыл бұрын
I imagine Stormtroopers be all like: "Navy solutions to any problem: throw money."
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
+RaPtorteAm damn flyboys
@inkedseahear7 жыл бұрын
Edit: Throw money, tons and tons of money until more funding is required
@Reactionary_Harkonnen7 жыл бұрын
I was in the military and I could tell you in the middle of a firefight you can't always attend to your friend depending on the situation. There's been stories that people get hit in front of them and they cannot just help them they have to keep pushing forward.
@JimGreen5697 жыл бұрын
Why was being a Gungan terrible
@bcmm18807 жыл бұрын
Spaghetti Man Jar Jar
@christophersalinas27227 жыл бұрын
;-; that hurts ;-; I love jar jar ;-; lol.
@nseven11177 жыл бұрын
nah, being a gungan is good. being related to jar jar however...
@crypticgaming44857 жыл бұрын
MEESA NEED YOUSSA TO KILLSA MEESA
@gregorhodson37417 жыл бұрын
The only member of you species anyone cares about is Jar Jar Binks. Imagine an alien race made a film with humans in it, but the only human that ended up being important was Donald Trump, whose awful comic relief character is blamed for the film's failure.
@casual-owl7 жыл бұрын
Hey, I guess lava was the stormtrooper's Achillies HEEL. (Get it? Because he sprained his ankle? Get it?) I'm sorry.
@kashmeeredhanilal76437 жыл бұрын
Grey Jedi lol
@rebekanickell84516 жыл бұрын
Grey Jedi booo!!
@rubymanthegreat4216 жыл бұрын
Don't be sorry I didn't sleep for the last... More than 20 hours and it still made me smile(because I'm in no mood to laugh)
@keegan22266 жыл бұрын
In episode 4: a new hope, the stormtroopers aren't hitting anybody because they were trying not to kill them. If they didn't die, they could be traced back to the rebel base. Leia literally says this, why has nobody caught on?
@TeemoForLife6 жыл бұрын
SeriousUndead30 are u dumb?? Why is the gun set to kill then? What’s the point in even shooting. Why isn’t the blaster set to stun Stop.....just stop
@keegan22266 жыл бұрын
Leia literally said "That was too easy, they're trying to track us to the base" or something along those lines. And they were shooting to make it seem more realistic that they were trying. Idk why they didn't set to stun though. And then, after they get out, the death star finds the rebel base. WOAH! Did they get tracked? Because the empire didn't have any idea where the base was before that.
@kalks43347 жыл бұрын
Stormtroopers have good sight through their helmets...that is canon now
@rubymanthegreat4216 жыл бұрын
But the new canon sucks.
@preshlock7 жыл бұрын
I like how cannon has reversed course. They tried to talk up Stormtroopers as elite troops but the onscreen performance really destroyed that notion. No way around their poor performances. Especially on Rebels. So instead the story is these troops were given tough training but were plagued by impractical equipment and very low morale. Also the basic competency of the officers has to be questioned. So low morale, poor equipment, and bad tactical leadership are the culprits.
@darktemplardelta2687 жыл бұрын
preshlock it makes you wonder how the empire lasted so long given the shoddy condition the storm troopers corps were.
@preshlock7 жыл бұрын
Intimidation a long with a combination of sheer numbers and massive fire power. I've also read the Emperor viewed the Stormtroopers as more of a police force than army. Which makes sense given just how impractical the equipment was and tactically inept they were.
@rubymanthegreat4216 жыл бұрын
Why, Disney?
@spider-insider79817 жыл бұрын
The most violent Christmas movie is home alone 2
@arielnir26797 жыл бұрын
A rapning snowman? Thats fucked up.
@plainplane75807 жыл бұрын
Ariel Nir Without context the movie seems really screwed up, even with context it is screwed up, but it's supposed to be a guy dies and turns into a snowman but doesn't realize, hence why he is practically assaulting his wife.
@CaiHy-Bri6 жыл бұрын
Rapning?
@constantintomamario44636 жыл бұрын
Wyatt Briggs maybe raping
@CaiHy-Bri6 жыл бұрын
Yes, I know.
@BOBBIOFTT7 жыл бұрын
If it wasn't for that puny band of rebels causing all of those problems the Empire might have been able to spend more credits on armor development. But because they were constantly carrying out T word activities all across the galaxy the money had to be spent on fuel moving the imperial navy from one side of the galaxy to the other.
@malkavthemad42497 жыл бұрын
Clones were outlawed why? If only the emperor has kept that program running at max efficiency.
@markbutcher79007 жыл бұрын
The empire stopped using clones because of how expensive it was to have a clone army
@christopherwoodbury75207 жыл бұрын
Then a single genetically engineered virus could surgically eliminate the entire army of the empire.
@Tiel17797 жыл бұрын
Because the Kaminoan cloners tried to stage an uprising against the empire with an army of Fett clones so the Empire decided that an all clone army was not a good idea. Plus a biological weapon designed just to kill a single strand of DNA a clone is based off of could wipe out entire legions.
@Tiel17796 жыл бұрын
The Nameless King As I recall the seperatists did try to create a super virus against clones but were defeated
@danielm86566 жыл бұрын
Malkav The Mad imagine if it was not the expensive
@spider-insider79817 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind being a stormtrooper, their armour looks dope!
@rubymanthegreat4216 жыл бұрын
ClassicSpace-Guy And makes you an easy target almost anywhere.
@robertagu55337 жыл бұрын
number 0. besides #6 of just how bad they can't aim. Number 0. You said it.. Stormtroopers can't see A THING in those helmets.
@samrider16287 жыл бұрын
It's really cool to see one of these star wars lore channels with an actual personality and really good content. Keep doing what you're doing Allen!
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
that's our selling point
@Louthanjen7 жыл бұрын
No being a stormtrooper was awesome
@SlicedBreaddd7 жыл бұрын
Mic Clank see the galaxy. Fighting space ISIS. Best job in the galaxy
@igorwojtyna21587 жыл бұрын
Mic Clank i
@bcmm18807 жыл бұрын
Agito Wanijima And u get to blow shit up
@nseven11177 жыл бұрын
WAS
@a.l.e.xthesentientrainbowg10697 жыл бұрын
Space Nazis vs space terrorists. Oh suuuuuurrrree, why the hell not?
@bradknightable7 жыл бұрын
Including the anakin in lava clip was perfect :edit: How the hell do you get your hair stuck in a romba?
@macgaming-gs6co6 жыл бұрын
Bradknightable put it on ur head
@mattthedestroyer28046 жыл бұрын
Terrorist: ADMIRAL ACKBAR!! Admiral Ackbar: IT'S A TRAP!
@InventorZahran7 жыл бұрын
Those storm-troopers that were stationed aboard the Death Star were inexperienced, and/or had failed before in actual battle scenarios. The empire always kept their worst troopers within "highly defended" space stations, or aboard Imperial Star Destroyers.
@eddierudolph76947 жыл бұрын
InventorZahran 327 makes sense in most armies the worst troops are used as fortress troops the WWII era German army had special fortess divisions.
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
+InventorZahran 327 from what I remembered the stationed their best officers and personnel on the first Death Star which is why the battle of yavin hit them so hard. It forced the empire to promote a lot of younger officers. But you are right generally the empire would keep army or naval troopers to garrison positions once the stormtroopers took them over.
@rubenlastname48486 жыл бұрын
I love stormtroopers
@faladr4do4024 жыл бұрын
I would make a "menage-a-trois" with stormtroopers.
@chadguy453 жыл бұрын
Same
@unknownuser46927 жыл бұрын
This channels funny man
@ehuei82846 жыл бұрын
wearing a stormtrooper helmet during an armed robbery, they won't hit shit
@barbiquearea6 жыл бұрын
I always had it in my mind that the Stormtrooper armor was more designed for intimidating as well as protecting the wearer against shrapnel and debris flying around on the battlefield due to bombs or artillery fire. Its the same reasoning as to why soldiers started wearing helmets at the start of the 20th century because rather than being bullet proof, they ensured that a hit on the head by heavy heavy rocks or granite blown everywhere wouldn't be fatal.
@gamingfabee84706 жыл бұрын
Well, what if you were on a space ship and you got shot? You now how many other people probably did? 1. Storm Troopers are good in my opinion. 2. They have many types of Roles, such as Riot, Royal Guard, etc. 3. They’re trained from birth. BONUS ROUND ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLEEEEEE “Knowing a little alien can run at you screaming allah ack bar and blowing up.” ( Oh. Wrong trooper. )
@thianchingtonsing57164 жыл бұрын
Hahaha!!! Ha!!!!
@reaperelecti4906 жыл бұрын
Your sense of humor is literally what makes these videos so enjoyable and not just another encyclopedia. Love it. Keep it up bro
@christiannewaye73067 жыл бұрын
Fighting plot armor! The 501st legion and shadow troopers are the best stormtroopers!
@DarthVader-pl5ts6 жыл бұрын
Why did none of my stormtroopers ever file a complaint???
@jamesleduke8735 жыл бұрын
You kept choking them when they tried, perhaps?
@aaravtulsyan7 жыл бұрын
did any one else got the admiral ackbar joke
@kaysden6 жыл бұрын
I did
@rubymanthegreat4216 жыл бұрын
Nooo, not at all. Because there isn't anyone watching this video who knows isis. Yes, I am being satcastic. No, I don't regret wasting my time writing this. (Yes I do)
@rubymanthegreat4216 жыл бұрын
Let me get this clear. Clone Troopers: Clones ImperialStormtroopers: Volunteers First Order Stormtroopees: Brainwashed Kids
@orcatwar98107 жыл бұрын
do 5 reasons why being a CLONE TROOPER was terrible
@erikurizita67022 жыл бұрын
Me: *Eyes go wide a moment listening* “Yeah…. Someone’s gotta like Onasi, I guess.”
@vanquishervevo6 жыл бұрын
Screaming *admiral* *Ackbar* as they suicide 😂
@aliibnraymond13614 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahaha, so funny, omg you're hilarious
@StaticYonder7 жыл бұрын
The explanation of that Stormtrooper's Death on Mustafar CRACKED. ME. UP! Keep it up guys!!!
@Key_highway7 жыл бұрын
In modern military we don’t go assist the wounded in a firefight until you’ve eliminated the threat either
@Reactionary_Harkonnen7 жыл бұрын
REDSSC123 yeah dude a lot of these people that try to explain movies and stuff especially fiction movies never been in the military let alone studied military history or arms and armor. Honestly man I see a lot of things wrong in this video. I know it's fiction but what I mean by a lot of things wrong as he and others should take real world examples in what we know today as well as historical both in Warfare and arms and armor to explain fiction; yet they lack all of that.
@Key_highway6 жыл бұрын
Skate Trooper can’t really blame them though his videos are still sick
@rubymanthegreat4216 жыл бұрын
Good point.
@theamazingcrab28246 жыл бұрын
When he said '' teddy bears kicking their ass'' I died.😊😀😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😊
@tophatguytyrone56407 жыл бұрын
Dont forget the fact they mostly shoot from the hip lmao
@joerobenson6056 жыл бұрын
I tied so hard to forget that snowman scene. Thanks for bringing back the scars. XD
@chancepaladin7 жыл бұрын
Excellent as usual. You do the content very proud.
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
+Chance Paladin thanks we leave it all out for you guys to see warts and all
@JonathanS897 жыл бұрын
I've said it before and I'll say it again, what ever filter or lighting effects you use make your videos super chill :)
@musiclife-tq7in6 жыл бұрын
Have people really forgot that stormtroopers are clones from the republic and that they turned to the dark side
@bl_strahm71046 жыл бұрын
music4life 704 Clones were turned to the empire because of Order 66 and the microchips in their head that we saw in the animated series. Clones are not force sensitive and so can not be “turned to the dark side” in that sense. All of this is to my knowledge, and if I’m wrong please correct me. May the force be with you
@masonmunkey61366 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the inhibitor chips in the clones made them turn against the Jedi when order 66 was executed with a few exceptions. The storm troopers however are NOT clones. The empire used them for a short time but the facilities on Kamino stopped cloning and the short lifespans of clones made them impractical to use to my knowledge. The empire took children at a young age from their families and put them in academies for accelerated training before becoming stormtroopers. You can even see that when Fin mentions his lost family in episode 7.
@leggozombieslayin7 жыл бұрын
This video is great. It actually comprehensively justified pretty much most of the issues surrounding the empire, like the at-at and stormtroopers' shitty accuracy
@dailycacti57187 жыл бұрын
Ah my legs × 50 me* Guys my legs are gone. You* You will be fine Me* My Arms Are gone. You* Now You will definitely live Your mom* Ah I don't think so You* Come on mom i was trying to keep everyone calm Me* *Yelling* NO!!!!!
@SwrveYT6 жыл бұрын
I thought Storm Troopers were taken from their parents? So how could you tell their parents that they’ve died from not having basic medical care? ;)
@cxlxu6 жыл бұрын
Poor stormtroopers😭
@codymtf91424 жыл бұрын
yes
@mrfootfxtish94306 жыл бұрын
Storm troopers sometimes can't aim because they would be really scared, frightened, and super nervous.
@a_sad_whale95296 жыл бұрын
See the dark side is the good side they just want peace
@DJRonnieG6 жыл бұрын
I understand why folks would think the trooper helmets have poor visibility but in Rebel Assault II they also employed a night vision feature which may help make up for this shortcoming.
@maarvin20927 жыл бұрын
ADMIRAL ACKBAR!
@gpd67607 жыл бұрын
i love how this channel always throws some under the table punchs
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
+GP D it’s the best way to win a figjt
@a.l.e.xthesentientrainbowg10697 жыл бұрын
You spelled 'fight' wrong.
@BJETNT7 жыл бұрын
As always good job and extremely entertaining I appreciate it
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
+BJETNT thanks glad you enjoyed it
@owens.4497 жыл бұрын
"A crazy midget alien running at you screaming admiral ackbar" Lol I'm dead
@NoNamer09097 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t care and joined anyway
@NoNamer09097 жыл бұрын
Don’t get it the wrong way
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
That’s the spirit!
@NoNamer09097 жыл бұрын
Generation Tech *Died by getting beaten by a blind man*
@pringlescan96827 жыл бұрын
I would join too, like whats the point, House of Cards was canceled, no acting career
@Omega-lee7 жыл бұрын
Hi And be a Man! Stormtroopers are programmed from Birth
@mdctt90216 жыл бұрын
How a storm trooper becomes a general: Shoots a good side troope.
@jaykingdomz22766 жыл бұрын
I never laughed so much in my life😂😂😂😂😂😂 I couldn't help it I love this video spot on man
@devinjedimaster99477 жыл бұрын
"We couldn't get to him till day 45". lmfao
@NoNamer09097 жыл бұрын
Generation tech can you tell me the most elite normal cannon stormtrooper
@Ariana3217 жыл бұрын
Probably the Death Troopers. They're described as basically being the Imperial equivalent of Navy SEALS.
@devinjedimaster99477 жыл бұрын
I would say the deathtroopers seen in rogue one.
@rubymanthegreat4216 жыл бұрын
The most elite one got shot in the first scene because he was the only one brave enough to rush in first.
@silentghost67966 жыл бұрын
You are wrong, Storm troopers had excellent vision through their helmets, when you take off your helmet it is immediately deactivated until you take it back to HQ to reactivate it, there were also excellent shots it is just that they are told to divert the enemy to someplace else
@Kate-yd8yk7 жыл бұрын
Wait from a certain point of view thing. Doesn’t make sense I read Thrawn and it was completely different.
@rubymanthegreat4216 жыл бұрын
Slimcinnamo wasn't thrawn made by Disney?
@josephcerasuolo35636 жыл бұрын
As a former infantryman in the US Army i can say that we are trained not to go to wounded men until the battle is over, or overwhelming combat superiority is obtained. Trying to provide medical aid to a wounded buddy when bullets are still flying only leads to more wounded, and lessens combat effectiveness, making it more likely men will get wounded, since there are less bullets going downrange from your side. Injured men are trained to perform self-aid if applicable, and defend themselves. If they cant perform self-aid, then all the more reason to kill everyone so you can give aid, until the medic arrives and a medivac or casevac can be performed.
@InjuredAndy6 жыл бұрын
Aren't they technically just clones?
@rubymanthegreat4216 жыл бұрын
Auburn WON no
@harryg19266 жыл бұрын
No?
@jonstapleford94656 жыл бұрын
No the clone preduction sent the republic bankrupt thats why the stormtroopers are rubish so the empire deployed just normal people
@walter15436 жыл бұрын
“Deaf Star” im dead with these subtitles lol
@gamerjoshua45177 жыл бұрын
an info all strom troopers can join police force
@Mystickneon5 жыл бұрын
"The Imperial Army regrets to inform you that your sons died because they were stupid."
@GimmieTheJimmie7 жыл бұрын
So canon ruined stormtroopers...
@thecrazytemplar17896 жыл бұрын
Lord Floyd basically but don’t worry at least legends makes them seem badass
@thatoneradicalizedprussian2256 жыл бұрын
Not really...
@GimmieTheJimmie6 жыл бұрын
Товарищ Антонио Ellaborate.
@evelynh62236 жыл бұрын
Hence why most serious Star Wars fans don't give a flying fuck about Disney's new canon. Some people do and that's okay, but it has its problems.
@rubymanthegreat4216 жыл бұрын
Lord Floyd Disney's canon.
@mientjiekok8677 жыл бұрын
"By the time Return of the Jedi happens, sentient teddy-bears are kicking their ass and then eating them." *-Allen Xie* *2017*
@james39507 жыл бұрын
This is so funny!!!! I’m crying😂😂😂
@snek40916 жыл бұрын
6:21 XD the at-at was like o shit ow that hurt
@kasinokaiser13197 жыл бұрын
Admiral Ackbar!!!
@esnevip6 жыл бұрын
"run at you screaming Admiral Akbar" My sides..
@Unchainedmaple8887 жыл бұрын
#demonitized
@GenerationTech7 жыл бұрын
+Unchainedmaple888 yeah just happened but we’re fighting it should be reactivated shortly
@Unchainedmaple8887 жыл бұрын
Sigh, I'm so done with youtube :/ gives great channels like yours so much trouble yet lets channels with pedophilic content off the hook, well at least until now, after adpocalypse 2.0
@jeffreymodesitt33456 жыл бұрын
I think the hardest reason is that even though they were trained from birth, they were still human. And because of the harsh conditions mentioned in the video and many more, I’m sure some tried to defect, but most were either killed in the process or killed in other various ways. (captured and tortured before killed by the Empire, killed by rebel forces, etc.)
@VUTRANDINH-r9l7 жыл бұрын
888th.
@severo74036 жыл бұрын
鷹・高橋 277,777th
@thelopex56616 жыл бұрын
6:40 the stormtrooper at the right from the first stormtrooper hits his head with the door XD
@NoNamer09097 жыл бұрын
I don’t believe cannon
@iwillheadlockyournan7317 жыл бұрын
Hi And be a Man! Well its cannon
@NoNamer09097 жыл бұрын
iwillheadlockyournan I know but I like legends better
@miguelpadeiro7627 жыл бұрын
canon? you mean disney canon legends???you mean THE REAL CANON and the amazing EU
@iwillheadlockyournan7317 жыл бұрын
well tough lol
@shanebywater66286 жыл бұрын
ok
@spacecereal85816 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't lasers instantly cauterize the wounds therefore not causing them to bleed out actually seems a lot safer than real bullets