GENIUS SCHOOL BUSINESSES! (ElliotSimms Compilation)

A compilation of some of the BEST submissions I got from you guys! Feel free to comment your story submission for a chance to be featured in a video!

[@imaswiftieokay]

I had been in a relationship with a man for several years. At first, things seemed great but however, as time passed, he became more and more controlling, dominating, and abusive. At first, I thought it was just jealousy. He wanted to know where I was at all times and with whom I was talking to or meeting. However, he never accepted any answer that I gave him. He always found a way to accuse me of lying or cheating on him, no matter how innocent the situation was. I tried to reason with him, but the more I tried, the angrier and more violent he became. The abuse escalated very quickly, and he began to hit me and threaten my safety. He even forced me to share my location with him, so he could “keep an eye on me” throughout the day. But after months of living in fear, I came to the realization that I needed to get out of this relationship. I knew that I needed to leave my violent boyfriend, but he was always keeping track of my location through my phone. So on April 29th, I decided to take a risk and disabled my location. That night, I packed a bag and ran away from his home, leaving no trace behind. I was scared, lost, and alone, but I knew it was for the best. It was hard for me to come to terms with what had happened and what had led me to that moment. I felt abused and violated. Slowly, but surely, I broke free from the chains of my former lover’s control. I moved to a new city, started a new job, and made new friends. While the healing process was not easy, I eventually learned that I was stronger than I ever imagined. Days have passed since that day, and me, who once lived in fear is now living a happy and fulfilling life. I found somebody at my work who loves me for who I actually was and treats me with respect. I am grateful to have made it out of that abusive relationship alive, and I made a promise to never to tolerate such behavior again.

[@SkyTube-Real]

Damn

[@leulsolomon6868]

I have a story to share, Last year,when i was grade 6 there was a principal called ermias,and there were teacher called borena and the teacher was kind and he was our favoirite teacher.and the principal hate the teacher too much that he banned the teacher and all the students were complaining writing on the wall saying we hate u, after that the principal left the school that everyone was happy. From Ethiopia...

[@LJ11420]

2:38 my teacher has spy wear and closes tabs if kids are not doing the task.

[@oscarnis6412]

Goguardian We all Hate it

[@LJ11420]

@@oscarnis6412 :)

[@experiencedracer]

I hate it too. I think I might have discovered a simple trick for disabling it but it's the summer so it's kinda too late.

[@LJ11420]

@@experiencedracer Ooh!

[@experiencedracer]

@@LJ11420 I'm pretty sure that stopping the data from syncing entirely can stop goguardian from connecting on other chromebooks. You have to be in middle school or above though.

[@joeyleshinskie1238]

I always get so shocked with the story’s XD Great channel man 👍

[@Smashball2723]

Man, that milk would be so good😂😂

[@nerdyboi43]

Wish my school was like this

[@alisonnichol9854]

here's the crazy teacher story. So when one of my friends was in kindergarten, they had a pregnant teacher and when they had a baby they had to get a new teacher and the teacher would curse at them every time they talked. I remind you they were in kindergarten.

[@epic._.dra9ons215official]

Cool

[@_crack_pr]

dang

[@seetanakym]

​@@_crack_pr why is your username...

[@TheRealGMonster]

awsome stories keep it up

[@Katelyn.dorrill]

Love your videos!!, you’re amazing.

[@stefanspelt3578]

2:50 And this is why i never had a VPN to begin with! TO FOLLOW THE SCHOOL RULES!

[@longhorn5188]

In fifth grade my teacher had a dumb rule that you could not go to the restroom or get water and one day it was 94 degrees and we had an extra 15 minutes and everybody needed to get water but she still said no.

[@Sir.Toast1]

This inspires me... My sister also started selling candy in the school.

[@SamDaCloudRL]

love ur vids!! i watch them everyday and they are amazing!!!

[@SirNobody1109]

Y’all one time I ran a business in school where I told kids there future🥴and I payed a lot of kids to pretend to act like the stuff I said happened nobody figured out those kids where dumbasses😂

[@ismailhussain4699]

The one that was selling snacks was nniiicceee, for saying let him know ahead of time if you can't pay in exact cash so he can give change 😊

[@Peanuts-gu7mt]

Imagine if they added poop for $500😂

[@Syndicatemagus]

No way it is gonna taste good🤢

[@galaiteguy437]

what about pissing in it

[@ginakavanagh2877]

What the heck

[@Mrcdndbwb]

No poop for 10k dollars

[@ElderSteak5]

YES BEST IDEA EVER

[@sapphireplayz1256]

Omg I ran a business when I was in elementary school! So basically, I was really great at arts and crafts.. so was my friend, so we started selling paper crafts.! Money was not allowed in our school so we would tell people to give us paper instead of money, then we started to ask them to sneak in money. We got caught eventually. But we earned about 100 dollars! It was so fun even though we got detention 😂😂😂

[@richardschaeffer4950]

Nice

[@Acidplayz-nu4vm]

BRO, i also do that

[@CollisionPlayz]

Alright, story time. So in middle school there was a teacher that everybody hated (including me). One time,the class was being loud and the teacher said “See, this is why we wouldn’t survive if there was active shooter.” Well one of the students who I’ll call Sarah, told the principal that the teacher said that if there was an active shooter she would throw Sarah out of the class. Well this was not true but yet, the teacher might get fired, we still don’t know.

[@ItsillyDAcookie]

Damn respect ✊

[@TheOtherNamesWereTaken123]

That's such a lie lol I hope Sarah has to repeat the grade 😂

[@NVS3992]

Story time for me: My middle school had 2 "houses" (two groups of teachers). We'll call one The Green House and The Blue House. If you were in the Green house, you must take the main steps. If you were in the blue house, you had to take a different set of steps. If you took the "wrong" set of stairs, you would get detention. Crazy, right?

[@mikeyhasfuntoo9164]

That’s just plain segregation

[@Dotdotdot814]

Bro, there was a school business at my school for 400 bucks a iPad. (I bought one)! About 4 years later, the principal found this put and stopped. He got dentention, and his parents heard this. He had 60,000 bucks.Their family bought a school for 50,000 bucks and used the rest of the money for bills.

[@Dotdotdot814]

Thx for the first like i liked my own comment cuz WHY NOT

[@ericfurst534]

Me and a friend are now selling candy but there are also two others we want to kick them out though bc they don’t do anything and we made 120 bucks in a week with 2 people we are planing to make more and most of the teachers are cool with it (every teacher that Knowles about the bussness also the principal but only like 7 other teachers in clueing the principal they cool with it though) you also inspire me!

[@GeminiS...]

In HS I'd take a bunch of snack cakes and store brand sodas to school and sell them $1 per. People would buy, parents would restock when grocery shopping, and I'd make an easy $10-15 a day. School caught on and tried pressuring me to stop by saying it was illegal and they'd be nice by "letting it go this time if I stop", but I just stopped selling where cameras were. Parents caught on somewhat, and all it did was cost me about $15-30/week to get more snacks/drinks. Not a big hustle, but it was easy, and no one else was doing it.

[@wiliiamv]

Once I ran i business hears the story: my school had sold really good cookies that everyone loved. Sadly they only sold these cookies ever 3 months. So I would buy like 20 cookies, they were 25 cents each.I would freeze them, then after a week I would go around and sell them $3 a piece and I did this 3 times. I made $230

[@MasonAlmaguer]

That's very nice idea and good job.

[@MadilynDulle]

I have convinced myself it’s either Luca or Calvin

[@buzgucu4594]

0:31 thats how they found cola milk life hack😂😂😂

[@Progress-fairy]

3:55 that dude was insane

[@sarahgallant6536]

So once I was in the fifth grade and I was in choir and then my friend who had a bad case of asma asked to get her inhaler and this teacher wouldn’t let you leave the room for anything and so she said “we’ll I want to you to stay in class” and then my friend stared hyper ventilating and then the teacher let her go but she rembered to bring her inhaler on every class

[@galaiteguy437]

these are awesome

[@Tiperr]

I'm a big fan

[@ismailhussain4699]

I liked the last one alot

[@Kenn7-]

I used to run school markets as well but what I did was trade for rare Pokémon that I saw basically scamming the kid and selling the card on eBay I made like 200 dollars off of a alt art Lugia I got

[@zero1721]

Now guys take note

[@Mechagodzillareturns56]

Breaking Bad: school edition

[@ameetjoshi5331]

i would like to tell my story : i live in dubai and we dont have school like the ones you have in America so what i used to do is i made paper stationary and used to sell it for 2 bucks bigger the thing bigger the price ....i was grade 4 and thats when my exam started i sold cheat sheets and small books to write notes and i 3 years i got 800 dirhams and me and my friend spilt it up

[@jessicahayes8981]

One time I actually gave some pokemon cards to my friends at resses/playtime

[@dee_dee_place]

The study guide story really ticks me off. The students learned more from their classmates' study guides & notes than from their Teachers' class lectures. What's wrong with that picture?

[@Dalton_Bahr_is_cool]

2:54 sounds like go guardian

[@TheRealGMonster]

Also crazy stories

[@orianamoody905]

2:45 lanschool?? Yea my school has that

[@yasminelawrence1421]

Nice

[@stacypruitt8700]

It’s go, guardian

[@YomamaFat679]

My birthday was may 6 and this video came out on may 5

[@kiya-sm5rw]

the one with the waffles the kid who put it in should of been the only one who got in trouble bc the others did nothing

[@sonytes]

I have a pretty cool bussines idea (actually 2) 1. *(THIS ONE IS FOR BRACEKET MAKERS) So basically you just sell bracelets, and there is a subscription where every week they get: Smallest amount of bracelets 1 and biggest amount of bracelets are 5. The subscription subscribers have to pay 3-5 bucks per week. (If they dont pay, the subscription auto ends)* 2. *pretty similar: so you just like make or purchase a bracelet, and to get it they have to pay you around 7 bucks or more. And with the bracelet you can get any snack you want!* Ok im so sorry but this is lit almost copied from another video with the vip school bracelets 😅

[@dizzysgaming2810]

My friend started a business but he said it would be free but so he is very good at oragami so he made a katana out of paper and he even made the sheath

[@kylebarrese]

Me and my Brother are thinking about making a World Records business

[@BroWhatTheHeck]

Did anyone notice at 4:43 it says homer simpson 8th?😂

[@cluke5909]

Please put this on a video please

[@DmitryYazov.]

cool

[@MiketheLegocommander]

You know what they say “snitches get snites

[@kshau_]

How do I submit a story?

[@cluke5909]

So in school I ran a business pass which sold a gun Anda the teachers were practically you can practice thought it was kind of cute so then the spoiled kid came up and say hey I’m important so can you give me some for free and I said no you have to be like everybody else because then I’m glad to give everybody free candy and that she’s bad for business and then he said so so I think given any candy when the teachers heard about this they my business the funny thing is my parents were mad about it because they knew who the spoiled kid was. He was very very spoiled, but you should get everything for free. That thing is everybody knew him, but then later it backfired when he tried to make a business charge you 100 bucks and when the teachers heard about this, they thought it would never sell, but it actually started selling so the principal expelled him because well that so then I was able to restart my business. This time I hired some recruits.

[@gfam4610]

how do you cry automatically in your bully videos

[@dalexisworld2183]

One time when I was at home with my two sisters by the way, my name is Lexi and I’m seven years old and fun after I started playing with both of my sisters they started saying that I would never become any of the jobs I would want to do it in the sense then I have a play with them

[@Paulie_allout]

On the fight one screw the kid that snitched

[@user-wo1rw8fn9d]

I have a story (pls make a vide out of this) so one of my classmates sold his dad’s 10,000 dollar watch for a toy skate board then the next day he have 500 dollars to his friend then he said that he got the money from his dad’s wallet before his dad left for work and the teachers and principal did nothing

[@josephmarsala441]

I used to put soda in milk in school

[@letsdostuff537]

OK this was a crazy school story so one day I heard in a few days we’re gonna be doing the raffle at the school and we had a certain currency that we could use at the school called blue cards and we use this to do one cool thing for a day like get a office chair for your seat but at the school one blue card equaled one raffle ticket so I started selling people candy for blue cards and in total I got 20 blue cards

[@sakuraflower6224]

It’s called goguardian I think

[@Dzikusnao]

Hey Elliot me and my friend have been selling snacks in our school for 5 weeks and we have made 350 dollars so far (got caught once but still did it) we sell skittles,m&m’s, fruit by the foot an everything snack/candy related P.S. can you make a video on us our business is called sneakySnacks

[@buggybaka]

Heres a crazy story When in 9th class we all students of the entire 9th class to form a group with 3 leaders, this group was made to make decisions about who is going to do what during the games period. Slowly these leaders could order anyone to do anything or to not do something, I was the leader once. Slowly only 1 student was the leader, we had election day delayed multiple times and I just stopped the elections and told everyone I was the leader no matter what, If anyone would snitch on me, I would threaten them that I will make sure no one talked to them. Thus I just acted like a king for about an entire year. I made the students do my homework and did what ever I liked. I girls group caught on what was happening and told the principal and I was asked to leave the school 💀

[@takenE14244]

I hqve freind called danelie to. also image the kid in the frist story got posioned

[@thatonememeguy6040]

At 2:50 its called gogaurdian I bet he used ingot

[@dead.channelsad]

2:47 i think its called "goguardian" i have it and it sucks

[@abdulrahmanalturk7746]

In my school ppl were selling pokimon cards and the business was booming until the principal noticed and made pokimon card not allowed due to ppl scamming others CUZ u can buy more with less money in like a store or something

[@abdulrahmanalturk7746]

Mostly 4d aka my class

[@waxdilu9146]

yay early

[@user-zz8zt7hg3w]

One time my son had a foot injury and someone picked him up like a baby

[@jodiehevey159]

the first kid, was he australian cuz vegemite's australian and i know cuz im australian

[@ujama_majali]

Noice

[@AidensFirePit]

Where’s the rest of pineapple pineapple we love you pineapple 🍍

[@NLG_RobloxSoccerClan]

Ya if thye poop that will be more funny 😂😂😂😂😂

[@isaiah1274]

I ran a business in school My business is I make a homemade Oreo mc flurry and kids at my school loved it and I was selling for 2 months and the principal found out about my business and shut me down but the students were not happy about this they complain and complain every single day two weeks later the principal said fine I let my friends help me sell and in total I made $12,500

[@TheawesomeWRRLD]

Wwwwwwwwwwww for the kid 6:28

[@electricplaysYT]

What happend to pineapple vids???

[@thegamerkidderrick1883]

I have a crazy story to tell you so I was in fifth grade and there’s this extra pizza line so I cut it and the teacher started pushing me and then I told her to stop and she called me ugly she did not get fired or any punishment sadly

[@therealpikachu30000]

imagine if they added pee for $600

[@Speedbird205]

i still run this buisness. Its been a month or so and im good at doing freestyle, especialy with practice butterfly knifes, and i eventualy found a site that could sell and ship the knifes to me for around 4 bucks, and i would sell them from 10-15 bucks depending on the style, i made around 3500 bucks doing this and i still am not discovered, i recently have launched butterfly knife classes and i have around 20 students each day ;-; i sell these 20 bucks a month

[@Mango77400]

Money money money must be funny in the which man's world

[@DeathSoul9182]

Can I tell u my story?

[@jessicahayes8981]

Imagine they added concerns 4 7000$

[@cloxxowkrds]

3:23 how much money did he make?

[@user-om9ed5hm8b]

so I was in elementary school and I have library cards to check out books and I was in second grade at the time so I went to go get my and this kid comes up and I didn't know he was behind me so I close the box to our library and he said why'd you do that and then I said sorry I didn't know you were then he goes and tells the teacher and then I get in trouble

[@LJ11420]

Hi.

[@meloplayground]

3:00 people found out about his sister

[@Marschanchan]

So I have a music teacher who every time I burp I go to the principal and get detention and every time I yawn or turn around to see the board I get sent so the office and if my classmates do it nothing happens and my home room teacher will send me in the hall if someone talks to me and I'm just there crying

[@coolgamerdaniel8942]

That's just straight-up abuse dude. What the f*ck did you do that made those teachers think you deserved this?

[@kathrynkendell8261]

My school used goguardian

[@MarkVsZuckerberg]

Nah bro stuck in 2012

[@JeannetteMinton-un7bu]

I have a story one time I went to school and I was wearing a hoody but we weren't allowed to so the teacher told me that she was going to slap if I didn't take my hoody of

[@amandaroman6668]

Why is it always a Kile?

[@BW_Hyper_Editzs]

Imagine if thay added pill 💊 for $200

[@ITSYOFOOLYT]

I wanna have mine featured plzz

[@epicgamer29484]

i sell candy on the bus, and i’ve made about 20 dollars😎

[@CRAZYKILLERAJ]

Lol

[@slitk4104]

6:00

[@sz492]

Pineapple Pineapple, we love you Pineapple

[@gregoriaperez1597]

My hole First grade was a night mare the teacher did not let us put anything in the floor. Uf we did she will put ir un the trash. A kid put his back pack in the floor and she inmediatley threw it to the trash the kids always críed o told my min and told the principal.she hoy Fords the next year. She also not let us go to the restroom for no Reason. A girl pee Her pants so the moteje caló the principal and she got Fired

[@isaacwebb3726]

Hehehehehaw

[@orianamoody905]

Hi Elliot simms I’m a kid and when school comes I’m going to sell pencils for 50 cents and 5 cents to sharpen it I’m also going to fix grades and let people copy off of me since I’m smart and get straight A+ and I’m going to charge a dollar for it

[@zackygvz]

Hi I have been a subscriber for a long time and I just want to let you know what happened to me at school, so what happened one day I was done with a subject and the teacher asked a kid to pick up a piece of plastic that he was chewing and I said that's gross and then he heard me and said my face is disgusting and my hairline and then he threw pieces of plastic at me in the next class and then he smacked me and said what are you gonna do about it and said fuck you you pussy and so I smacked him twice as hard as I could and after that his face was red from the smack and embarresment

[@user-pw9tt1ez8w]

I would give him 250 dollars to add pics in the in the milk