The Weirdest Kids and Families EVER: An ElliotSimms Compilation!

A compilation of some of my BEST stories!

[@SpaceDonkeysIsSigma]

Dude I just absoulutly love ur videos and I cant express to u how much joy u bring to me. Keep up the good work dude!!

[@ElliotSimms]

Thank you so much that means the world to me!

[@Person_that_existsE3]

Agreed

[@LilT1mmy736]

@@ElliotSimms Your Channel is booming. I have been watching you for a while and your content still entertains me!

[@Kiki_68419]

AGREED

[@Keroppi_Moons]

agree

[@dee_dee_place]

I had an elementary school friend whose Mom invited me to dinner one time. Apparently, my friend would fill up on soda before & during her dinner & then wouldn't eat half of her food so her Mom didn't pour drinks until the dinner was completely eaten. At my house, we only had water or milk to drink with meals, no soda, at all. I got used to drinking water in between bites of food to help swallow my Mother's terrible-tasting food- lol. So there I sat at a table without any drinks. I asked for water & was told "No". I replied, "I can't eat without having a drink along with my food." Her Mom said, "No" again. I replied, "Then, in that case, not meaning to be rude, I will go home & have dinner at my house instead." Her Mom then said, "Do you promise you'll eat all your food if I give you water?" I promised. She poured me a glass of water but my friend still didn't get anything to drink. When she came to clear the table, I pointed to both my plate & the glass; both were empty. I never ate at her house again.

[@yandoc8885]

What am i supposed to do with you poop ? Got me dying🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂

[@qualitydirtmoving]

Lol me2😂😂😂

[@milaya5001]

Not me :l

[@Tagzz22]

@@milaya5001 WE DO NOT CARE

[@codingkader68]

How does he accidentally take a 💩 in the bathroom 😂😂😂

[@Tagzz22]

@@RobloxGamerGirI you

[@stickfights]

Thank you so much for the high quality posts we appreciate it

[@JoesCuppaT]

🚨 business ran in school 🚨. So, one time I did a business where I would draw people as Simpsons and cartoons, I charged 50p(70c) for the basic option £1 ($1.24) for a more advanced option, and £1.50 ($1.86) for the super advanced option. I had a pice of paper with the options on it and I had to take a picture of the kids. The next day I would come in with a qr code on my phone that kids scanned and then gave me the money. Business was fricking boomin. But people lost interest by a couple weeks and I shut it down. In total I made £14.50 ($18.3). And the best part is that I invested no money into it and got 100% profit

[@DougHailey]

imagine not being able to go to ur friends house bc u had to take a shit LMAO

[@Kyungo_]

Let's not talk about the one that a middle schooler burnt down the woods and a poor raccoon didn't make it

[@Spokes10]

R.i.P raccoon 🕊️

[@BobateaBish]

Rip🕊poor trash panda imagine dieing like that!?

[@sevenglorywhatsyourstory]

Rest in peace, if the boys are you, there was a raccoon in the fire. Why would you set a fire you know? Somethings in their stupid stupid stupid stupid

[@norahnorton4904]

0:00 The Church House 0:53 The Poop In The Bathtub 1:48 The Forest Fire 2:27 The Most Disgusting Towel Ever 2:57 This Kid Could NOT Eat Dinner! 3:42 The Case Of The Pre-Poured Cups 4:10 Elevator Practice 4:58 Dad Yells At Kid For Pooping?!?!

[@GamingIzFun]

I love ur videos there so funny and I can relate to some of them 😂

[@GamingIzFun]

How do u fake cry all the time (Easter egg)

[@footballcardlover109]

I could listen to this guy tell stories all day

[@Poopydiaper.com124]

Throw poop in toilet ❌ Throw poop in the hole in the wall✅

[@danielesavin820]

Eliot i love your videos

[@GamerSyke]

My family and I are Christians and we don’t act like that. Still funny tho 😂

[@ImMadeOfMetal8266]

I Agree.

[@ImAPersonHehehehaw]

Same bro

[@StormtrooperDoge]

Same

[@Munchkin_12]

ya same

[@Rebootedaleksa]

Ur vids are cool

[@JBLIVE12]

Never disappoint bro

[@PLC_Mapping]

The girl on the thumbnail really said "🤓"

[@congeetvroom2925]

Fr🗿

[@RealMcSpoon]

I swear you're one of the only good short KZbinrs

[@kwakking]

The poop guy could have threw the poop in the toilet since he was in the bathroom anyway, but now it seems cool having that poop as a historical monument

[@dragonslayerdragonslayer]

If I was the kid who watched his friend and family eat I would've ordered something from McDonald's and wait for it outside and eat that

[@RasmusGuineaPig]

If I was him, the dad would have my chair in his face by now

[@Me181]

Love your videos! Thank you!!

[@vaguedestruction]

As a Christian, that first Mom is very abusive

[@dominikf.1012]

The idea with 12 glasses with water is not even that dumb

[@DingusDoge]

"Oh poop What am i gonna do with you?"

[@ChrysalisSib]

Them: you know the rules Me; and so do I say goodbye!

[@Initialo]

"what am i gonna do with you poop" -ElliotSimms

[@videocanalef5637]

RIP raccoon...

[@ayaan3441]

How Do You Make Tears In Your Videos ?

[@STARSTRUCKTONIGHT]

People who come as fast as they can just to say they're first

[@ginakavanagh2877]

I have a story that happened recently When I was in 5th grade there was a school play. I loved acting so I joined but one day at rehearsal 3 girls decided that they would play volleyball in the back room and they broke one of the props. They went to go get stage crew and one of the actors. At the end of rehearsal they told the director and those girls were cut from the play. Leaving me lead candy kid/cook/squirrel.

[@yixowo]

Oof

[@Callmemrchip.]

I like the idea of the prefiled water

[@Biologyman63]

I know most of these stories are made up but I still enjoy the content. Great job!

[@baller865]

bro needed to flush the poop

[@gmodrealism]

1:11 this could be the house i'm in right now

[@jackbowron9729]

The not giving the kid food is a count of child abuse

[@woundedknee187]

Hey Elliot first I got to start off by saying I really enjoy your Channel but the other day something happened it's kind of your fault but I had started laughing because this song came on and took me back to my junior high days and every day on the way back from school would be on school bus and we had this lady bus driver and for some reason she wouldn't let us put the windows down even on a hot day but there was one student that we had till this day I still remember his name but he started it off and then the whole bus started singing we all live in a yellow submarine... yeah we got in trouble for it now that I think about it I can't stop laughing now

[@lucascmom]

Lets take a moment of silence............... For our amazing friend Mr.\Ms. Raccon🕊😇

[@PythonTheOrbwing]

Wait did he scoop up the 💩 with his *bare hands?* Also legends say the 💩 is still there to this day

[@Cadengaming83]

The water story I so agree that’s practical I should try this

[@CamTube520]

How does he always cry on demand? Does he weigh in on something? Sad happens😂😂

[@masterdamusic991]

How do make the crying look so realistic

[@BearyandBeary]

R.I.P Raccon that why you never play with fire. It can kill. It can burn animals and trees.

[@bendingdemon6483]

The raccoon shouldn't have been in there in the first place, it's not the kid's fault for using the FIRE PIT to make a FIRE...... the thing that the pit is DESIGNED for

[@BearyandBeary]

NO not true care for animals

[@jesswilkie-gp1fl]

These guys had 12 pre poured glasses of water in their fridge “BRUH WHATS WRONG WITH THAT O HAVE ELEVEN BOTTLES OF WATER IN GHE FRODGE WHATS WRONG WITH DAT?

[@Lilshywolfswag]

1:12 why not just move it to the toilet & flush it though 🤔 2:45 i would've just brought my own towel to use in the future lol

[@SirHusky]

I don’t see why since the dude already picked up the poop he didn’t just put it in the toilet

[@eliehlinger2462]

The fist time I saw the hole with the poop i went to get a glass of water and I heard Elliot say what am I going to do with u poop

[@Gamerboy_grxntfam]

I’m a big fan

[@user-zz9lq4ce4o]

That ain't a house that's a whole damn temple

[@SUCCUBUS928]

Now we just need protesters around it

[@matthewhernandezvasquezism]

I have a story to tell u to use for a school story, one time in Physics Education or PE we were doing stations and my friend Fernando said if he could use the bathroom, the gyn teacher said no so a couple of minutes pass by and he pees his pants, he is sent home. But the gym teacher did not get in trouble

[@maschmidt81]

Rip racoon.

[@Yes_im.a-lordpeacock]

I swear they're all called kyle

[@idsnaut]

😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢raccoon 4:55

[@DaWutSkeleton]

Rip the racoon😔

[@user-we8vw4qg1u]

Mr Stevens just let the poor boy eat

[@THEBATTTT123]

Yeah, probably everyone except the poop kid and the elevator dad got sued

[@Phentic]

4:08. i have large jugs of cold water in my fridge, and whenever i want water i just pour some in a cup. i thought everyone did that, no?

[@sp33dingfry97]

Rip raccoon

[@malaksaraissa3500]

2:40 its the girls fault,she shouldve gotten her own towels

[@Infection81]

0:13 so how do u sleep would u wake up every hour thanking jesus the 1 hour of sleep ur getting?

[@judylabrosse170]

I heard you ask Ray William Johnson for a roast

[@christinepetruccelli286]

Me and my friend are in 3rd grade. Today we had a substitute and she was very strict my friend asked if he could go and fill his water bottle and she said no but he was very thirsty can you PLEASsssssssssssssssss put this in a video

[@froppytheoneondiscord]

Please a moment of silence for the raccoon 🦝 😔

[@samanthailligthebest8720]

I got to tell you a story I hope you share this one when I'm at my friend's house and I have to go to the bathroom my friend or her friend's mom would not let me use the bathroom in their house it would tell me to run back to their house it's only like 2 minutes away and everytime I kept them going in and out in the house and just use the bathroom my mom would sometimes get angry and tell me to come inside and another story I could not drink any drink over there or eat any food over there because her mom and she said well it's not our job to feed you a give you drink

[@arthursamazingactivities1319]

Poor raccoon

[@michelleahn6382]

Type F for that raccoon

[@randomcapcutdude4298]

F

[@user-dx4wj3ul8v]

R.I,P raccoon

[@nassimartest2705]

Do one about braces

[@NadaGirlFromMars]

R.i.p raccoon

[@Gamerboy_grxntfam]

I agree

[@w3irdthings935]

rip racoon 😭 🦝🕊

[@thecemmentcraft4552]

2:30 gud rap

[@MaanavArun]

Bro I have a story from my school. My school starts at 8,and we get or breakfast break at 10.15 till 10.30 and we r only allowed to use the bathroom at that time and there r like 100 kids trying to go at that time and my class was the furthest from the bathroom so my class could never go to the toilet And when we go to the washroom the teachers never allow us, some kind of teachers allow us but other teachers in the hallway will stop us and tell us to go back and that is just so annoying and our school ends in 1.45so we cant go to the bathroom for 3.15 hours

[@NinScratchTCC-yf4nf]

He Could’ve Just Put The Dump In The Toilet

[@sp33dingfry97]

Why Dont thay just put bottles of water in the fridge

[@JackedUpJaw67]

Does the last dude go to his mom’s house when he has to poop or what😂

[@abramkindle9294]

RIP Raccoon

[@alechelwig6517]

Noooo not the raccoon 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@RONALDO5UCLWIN]

Dude 1:09 he could have just threw the poop in the toilet

[@UsernameAnthony]

poor racoon

[@Ziggehh1]

It’s time 💀

[@skwatlol]

Kyle deserves better

[@poojap4879]

Let's not talk about the sus thumbnail where the girl had pants removed 🍑

[@Britishsoilderjames]

So the kid who popped in the bath and putted it in the hole and nobody knew how dose he know so the kid is Elliotsimms

[@triggeredofficial5780]

flush the poop...

[@BritanniaMaps2048]

3:39 He looks like Mr Beast!

[@bigmackmoney9993]

For the last one my mom would punch him

[@patricefletcher2172]

That’s bogus he gives the child no food that’s bogus he should never come there

[@alanacummings5019]

SOS 😢

[@maciking647]

How did he accidentally take a dump in the tub?

[@wendyparkins3724]

rip Raccoon

[@Def_notbluez]

R. I. P. the raccoon 😢I love Raccoons it's in a better place now

[@aimeeyoungblood119]

R.I.P racoon ????-???? Died of a fierce, firey, and painful death. May Jesus bless his/her soul in heaven

[@JessicaSmith-vw5dy]

1:11 me as vesh why put it in the wall just put it in the toilet

[@arthurmurraychevychase]

When i was about 5, i wanted to take a bath in my moms/dads bathroom. So went to take the bath. In the middle of my bath i pooped... Well i saw some bags of concert btw my dad is a builder. So i go up and put the poop in the bag.😊THE END!

[@Z-Plays]

Shouldnt you be worried about the trees that could have created a whole forest fire

[@tdifanslay]

1:00 I've done it to.. I think.

[@LIveGalaxy]

Where does the hole go to?

[@benjiminray2979]

Insane ❌ religious ✅

[@cherriewithrow4061]

All Jesus did was make us hopeful not give us cookies because he didn't know what a cookie was

[@SUCCUBUS928]

* COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE *

[@jmanjunior-lk2it]

Hi first one to see video 23 sec

[@Palestine1457]

I’m the 69th comment