I Simulated a US State BATTLE ROYALE

I Simulated a US State BATTLE ROYALE!
I put all 50 American states plus Washington D.C. and Puerto Rico against each other in a head-on-head battle until only one remained.
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[@GeoFacts]

I hope ya'll are enjoying the new longer content! Let me know what battle royale I should do next down below.

[@weebmatic]

Ofcourse we are this shi is fire

[@Wario_Guy]

Maybe one of Europe. There are tons of European countries and if you include all of the semi-countries (Like Scotland and Catalonia, the ones striving for independence) then you got a long video, and everyone likes your full content so length doesn’t really matter. Side note: Also would love if you redrew European borders and added countries they’re a little complicated, they should manifest their destiny. Can’t imagine living in a country which didn’t kick natives out Side side note: Depending on the states size compared to the state it’s facing should affect the chances of victory.

[@randomcommenter2504]

Maybe add an alliance system?

[@natebrawl]

KEEP MAKING IT

[@Kiwi_GTAG]

Norwegian battle royale?!?!?!?!

[@Gic424_YT]

“It’s all Ohio?” “Always has been”

[@praveenkumarsharma6293]

U r goddamn right

[@kaimorton6232]

MEME BECOMES REALITY

[@Jazzin96]

🔫

[@no6448]

"only in ohio" "yup"

[@samsanimationcorner3820]

AHH! I love it.

[@maxnash8450]

Gotta love how Delaware went from doing nothing to controlling half of the country to being conquered by Alabama out of nowhere.

[@PresidentWashingtonFounder]

Spoiler :(

[@alicorn3924]

​@@PresidentWashingtonFounderyou'd think people would read the comments *_after_* they watch the video

[@the_roman_emperor_fisheater]

Sweet home Alabama

[@silvialanfredi7388]

The inbred alwais win

[@littlefox3099]

Roll tide!

[@YourLocalFloridian]

"New Jersey is like an cockroach." Florida over here, casually chilling and destroying anything in its way, until Delaware come's along.

[@adrianamaciuca2591]

Bahrain

[@AmyRose0664]

1:57 NH, I visited you so many times and you do THIS to my state?! 2:03 Let that be a lesson to you, NH! 2:05 Very good! We did own Maine! 22:20 I swear, if my state loses to Alabama... 22:22 *Internal screaming*

[@PufferfishzO]

We Massachusetts people deserved better 😭

[@JosiePosie-yr9op]

We got sick of the cousins joke 💃🐀🦅 come down south and you’ll be beat by 20 rednecks for saying it

[@Zeroish890]

Bro I'm always mad when Indiana loses cause I'm from Indiana

[@RailzProdTeam]

14:16 All I know is *potatoes*

[@Goldguy27]

Hey Massachusetts is my state

[@MMACHC]

52. New Mexico 51. Maine 50. Wyoming 49. Iowa 48. Michigan 47. New Hampshire 46. Louisiana 45. West Virginia 44. Kansas 43. Mississippi *New Mexico Rebels* 43. Illinois 42. Pennsylvania 41. North Dakota 40. Georgia 39. North Carolina 38. Nevada *West Virginia Rebels* 38. New York 37. Texas 36. Puerto Rico 35. Virginia 34. Missouri 33. Maryland *Pennsylvania Rebels* 33. Oklahoma 32. California 31. Washington 30. Connecticut 29. South Carolina 28. Montana 27. Alaska 26. New Mexico 25. Minnesota *Mississippi Rebels* 25. West Virginia 24. Wisconsin 23. Indiana 22. Rhode Island 21. Mississippi 20. Oregon 19. Idaho *Oregon Rebels* 19. Ohio 18. Nebraska 17. New Jersey 16. Kentucky 15. Tennessee 14. Arkansas 13. Colorado *Ohio Rebels* 13. Washington D.C 12. Oregon 11. Utah 10. Arizona 9. Hawaii 8. Florida 7. Delaware *Alaska Rebels* 7. Massachusetts 6. Alabama 5. Pennsylvania 4. South Dakota 3. Alaska 2. Vermont 1. Ohio

[@shilablue2345]

This was very much needed. Thank you

[@Funnynick]

why the fuck did you spoil the entire thing

[@odanobunagafan4964]

It is quite sad that Wyoming was the third out, we can all agree that it was the most deserving of a victory.

[@NinjaBray]

Wyoming was number 50 alphabetically, number 50 in terms of population, and came in 50th place for this video. Beautiful.

[@yoboylarry]

no one asked

[@mistertwister2000]

Honestly the fact that we stayed neutral the whole game only to IMMEDIATELY lose our first attack is pretty apt

[@THEbeetrootsoup]

that really hurt

[@SillyLily1313]

Yeah

[@kanyewestgaming4748]

Too high to fight, too high to win. Proud coloradoan 🫡

[@themaximumchannel3345]

Yeah…

[@themaximumchannel3345]

We survived for a surprisingly long time

[@wallrider4194]

15:00 Pennsylvania went like: OHIO IS A DEAD MEME! 18:30 Ohio went Like: NO IT ISNT A DEAD MEME YOU ARE A DEAD MEME PENNY!

[@Tennesseeball]

I like how Tennessee was just chilling for 2/3's of the video while drinking their whiskey and watching the movie until they became part of the movie.

[@DuckatNight]

I’m like wait I’m apart of this okay

[@IrishGermann]

as a Tennessean who fought in this war i can confirm

[@DuckatNight]

@@IrishGermann same

[@ScottishMeetBall]

REALLY should have added a "stalemate" option on the combat wheel.

[@denvil6489]

Why, that would just prolong the battle royale

[@lochlanbell3883]

I’m In The Middle Of Not Liking The Idea And Liking It

[@haigiabaonguyen9299]

Bro really want the battle royale to last longer then Bollywood's film

[@bethesdagamer7971]

That would add another 30 minutes to the video

[@Ironica82]

Maybe remove the annex option for the stalemate option. That way, there is a chance for ties but no state would be added back (that could keep the length of the video).

[@Wario_Guy]

Who else loves full length Geo Facts?

[@odanobunagafan4964]

Me.

[@P_greenlee]

i second that

[@esckings-ts9vd]

Me

[@westoonc]

Me.

[@modiefire9999]

👍🤚

[@axelfulet5524]

I hope you get more people on a team or something because I LOVE THESE VIDEOS.

[@089parasol]

16:34 “Those 11 herbs and spices aren’t what we think they are” got me dying

[@ethancheng6734]

18:17 “Imagine being neutral” I did my own US State battle royale (states cannot come back after they are out) and it was down to the final two, Kentucky and some other state that I don’t remember (I did this a long time ago). Kentucky was completely neutral for the entire game up to this point while the other state owned the rest of the US. I spun the wheel and Kentucky won. *Imagine being neutral for the whole game and then taking the entire US* .

[@generaldustbin]

This happened to me too!

[@mackycabangon8945]

tf can Kentucky be the one neutral state of all of them? they have tons of neighbors, they must have been lucky

[@jasonnelson9141]

I don't like how that works. There should be a wheel determining how much a state is taking from another, and bigger states should be more likely to win.

[@ethancheng6734]

@@jasonnelson9141 I understand that this game is a bit unfair, but it would be difficult to implement.

[@yourtoaster123]

In mine Vermont won this was almost the same

[@branstorm]

wow, ohio really tooked the “wait, it’s all ohio?” meme seriously

[@ToledoRailfan]

No it didn't because its not funny

[@gabrielaravena7224]

​@@ToledoRailfanohio moment

[@BLOODKINGbro]

Ohio cryptids rise up!

[@ToledoRailfan]

Ohio memes are terrible

[@starp7675]

@@ToledoRailfanyeah whatever

[@robertmichel8456]

“gambling versus the surface of the sun” that cracks me up all the time

[@CarlosSantos-xg7kh]

That’s a lot of neighbors to attack😂 0:49

[@Anasie.]

As an Ohioan, this video was an emotional roller coaster, I don't even like Ohio, yet I am very competitive, of course I wanted Ohio to win, yet I knew the odds were so low, once Ohio was defeated I thought it was over, however the plot twist of our redemption gave me hope. I was on the edge of my seat when I found out Ohio made it to the final 5, and I had the most flabbergasted, excited, and disbelieving expression on my face once we won. OHIO FOR THE WIN

[@Godoogwaytheloookxmaxxer]

Personally I’m an Alabamian but Ohio…has swag

[@CommonLoganist]

O!! H!!

[@chaseonthecase9191]

Michigan is better

[@Anti-FairweatherGolf]

OH!!

[@joshuafetter3831]

OHIO AGAINST THE WORLD

[@bigdadplzstop8438]

I can’t be the only one who saw Texas make the first attack against New Mexico and thought “Yea that sounds right”

[@Moondog3322]

Being from Texas we'd only use our women folk to take in New Mexico. In all reality Texas would dominate the country

[@EnergeticSpark63]

hey

[@thatgamerthing9812]

"Coastline, who cares about that? All I know is potatoes." What an amazing quote.

[@8bitgaming913]

Every state: has a cool flag New Jersey: blank

[@katiekatzman248]

As an Ohioan, I'm used to my state doing pretty badly in these types of videos for whatever reason so I was ECSTATIC when Ohio actually won! That aside, this was really entertaining to watch and the border gore was hilarious. I love seeing these type of videos from you! Edit: If you don't want to be spoiled maybe watch the video before going to the comments next time

[@MUKUTA-vw7ij]

*Ohio meme sounds*

[@hellothere3693]

@@MUKUTA-vw7ij Unfunny ass. Ohio died

[@Vaatturiopettaja]

​@@MUKUTA-vw7ijyes

[@chunhimtam9246]

I was rooting for Ohio too

[@weirdnessincarnate]

As a west Virginian I was very sad

[@ARandomDonut]

I would love to see a more complex version of this with counties and stalemates and stuff. Idk what the exact details would be.

[@Oscar-im2xi]

Ive done a european version where each country starts with 100,000 strength and each round two random countries are chosen, then two random numbers are chosen from 0 to their strength. The winner is the country with the highest number chosen and both countrys strengths are subtracted by the smallest number. Every round all countries strengths are multiplied by 1% until it reaches 100,000. It's very involved without some coding but it's pretty interesting

[@ARandomDonut]

@@Oscar-im2xi oh that’s a good idea I could tweak that to do one myself for fun. Strength would be based on the number of counties the state controls

[@Shotgun-Cat]

what i was thinking was every country starts with 1 strength and when ever it got a new country it got the strength went up by one

[@ARandomDonut]

I just finished a sim where I had 4 random # generators and used them to simulate the US states BR with counties. I did it manually so it took literally 8 hours, but Wisconsin won. A state's strength is based on the number of counties it has, so I roll once for which state is chosen, once to choose an opponent from bordering states, once to see who wins based on strength, and once to determine how much they won by (how many counties they will take over).

[@h4tch3tt74]

Sounds like American Risk

[@Stephen_Steezy]

I’m from colorado and watching them sit there the entire game, avoiding all siege. Just to immediately get eradicated the first time they attempt war had me rolling

[@craigbroxson9036]

GeoFacts: “Hawaii has gone from a tiny island-“ Hawaii: “are you blind?”

[@zymapping4277]

The Meme State actually proved itself that the USA is ALL OHIO

[@ToledoRailfan]

Ohio is not a meme state

[@hugar3499]

@@ToledoRailfan Bro did you see the Only In Ohio memes? Even before that there was the it's all Ohio meme.

[@ToledoRailfan]

@@hugar3499 yeah and none of the memes are funny.

[@hugar3499]

@@ToledoRailfan It doesn't matter if you find the memes funny, Ohio still became a meme state.

[@ToledoRailfan]

@@hugar3499 but none of the memes are funny. If all of the memes are out Ohio are fake then it is not a meme state

[@insomniacnerd5592]

The only complaint I have is each fight having a 50/50 chance, when it can be, like, a combined 10 states vs 1. The more states you have, the better odds you should have. Makes upsets more exciting, I’d feel.

[@Tr3yWill]

I was going to say something like this, but % chance for total land mass. That way there are favorites and potential for upsets from the start.

[@zeusdarkgod7727]

Not to mention some states should have a decreased odds of winning based on the terrain, or atleast add to percentage of likelihood of a comeback.

[@Purriah]

yeah it was just completely random. a series of coin flips. attacking state should get a bonus, higher population should get a bonus as well.

[@RandallJamesPeterson]

Use the same rules as Risk. Assign the number of troops to each state based on Electoral College Votes.

[@majormushu]

​@RandallJamesPeterson I was actually kinda thinking about that. If you want to go crazy with it do it based on representatives (more accurate than electoral college), factor in crime statistics (more crime means lower state cohesion, aka more likely to have defectors), terrain (disadvantage to attacking state vs wildly different terrain), maybe even gun ownership and military presence. It would be an interesting concept but a lot of work.

[@Cabin7_Avenger]

As a Floridian, When Florida Man comes out riding an Alligator with a shot gun and a beer in his hand, something is bound to happen

[@TWBHunter_VR0604]

''Hoosiers vs the cheeseheads'' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@deltafire2k594]

This was fascinating! However, if such a thing were to happen again, shouldn't the win/lose ratio be adjusted according to the number of states under control to simulate greater/lesser resources?

[@yellowblox124]

Yes it sounds logical but it would be unfair

[@dexterity494]

@@yellowblox124 well... yeah. That's what war is. Making it unfair in your advantage.

[@ShadowPheonix]

Like Indianas loose knife laws?

[@deadchannelseriouslyitsdea9776]

@@dexterity494you’re fun at parties aint ya

[@Purriah]

whats unfair is a state which controlls half the country being able to lose to one small state because its a coin flip @@yellowblox124

[@SixLNii]

I'm so glad the Battle Royale concept was brought back. This was entertaining as hell to watch.

[@jethrojeanabad1138]

2:27 The rise of the civils the 2nd civil war😂

[@hiccupanimates]

9:48 “I like how INDIA & Ohio are have just been like chilling the entire time.” as a hooiser, i am offended lol

[@RobBrannon88]

Being from Ohio I can confirm that this is how it would actually happen. By far one of the most entertaining videos I’ve seen in a while. Thanks 😂

[@mossyproductions7451]

What’s more bizarre? Ohio winning this battle or Israel winning 2 GeoFacts battle royals

[@michamumot2668]

Peru conquering South America 3 times In American Battle Royale,World War Battle Royale and World War II Battle Royale

[@F1Fueled]

Thank you for adding Puerto Rico! Usually, nobody adds them ❤

[@taraj3884]

"In this war, it's ANNEX or BE ANNEXED."

[@Ace_Of_Luck]

YES! FINALLY! WE ACTUALLY WON SOMETHING! Seriously this made me so happy, seeing Ohio get eliminated and then just deciding "Fuck you, i ain't done yet" and kicking ass in the end was the best thing ever

[@TremendousTristen]

Indiana ain’t won anything Man I was born in Ohio but I LIVE in Indiana so Fuck my Birth State man INDIANA DESERVED BETTER THAN TO LOSE

[@brent829]

If only the Wright Brothers had stayed put huh? Greetings from NC 😉

[@nicholasdale2712]

IKR AS A OHIOIAN I WAS SO SAD THAT OHIO DIED BY PENNSYLVANIA WHEN I SAW OHIO GET REVIVED AND DISTORY DC I KNEW THERE WAS A CHANCE

[@steveb7429]

Well NC needs something to be famous for besides cigarettes 😜

[@scrubasarus2192]

I'd like this comment but I don't want to be the guy that moves the needle on the 69 likes. O-H!

[@detroitlionsfan-b6u]

24:19 funniest moment of the video

[@brandondeplanche8274]

astronaut: Wait it's all Ohio Other Astronaut: always has been **Gunshot sound**

[@Drakrau_TheDerg]

As a former Arizona resident, I approve of my birth state getting Las Vegas back. 😂😏

[@PeytonCommonW]

as an Ohioan, i'm glad we finally got some appreciation💀💀

[@XytroniteGames]

We had appreciation before. Remember 2020?

[@mrgoo7509]

finally?

[@lynntaylor9681]

As a Midwesterner who lives in Wisconsin, I'm glad your state won. I was cheering for Ohio at the end.

[@hugar3499]

I mean our state did become a meme. But it was cool we won.

[@dlognave]

You know, Ohio is just going to invade everyone eventually so we might as well make it happen as soon as possible.

[@ToledoRailfan]

No because Ohio memes are terrible

[@readyrobloxplayer1983]

@@ToledoRailfanWaaaaa 😭😭👶

[@ToledoRailfan]

@@readyrobloxplayer1983I'm not joking Ohio memes are terrible

[@readyrobloxplayer1983]

@@ToledoRailfan there’s honestly no memes in this video about Ohio. It was literally RNG

[@ToledoRailfan]

@@readyrobloxplayer1983I am saying this to anyone who think ohio memes are funny

[@akiprox7]

Ohio released the weird kids.

[@lawrenceperry-qg1ic]

Anyone 2024?

[@jw8822]

Bro stop acting like it was made in 2001

[@judiejude8916]

Fr tho

[@BCS_8]

I love these longer videos by you, hope you continue with this format

[@Thebestuserever]

As an Ohioan I see this as an absolute win.

[@whatssofunny4103]

Same 👌

[@nicholasszabo5954]

As a Vermonter, you have a new enemy

[@McNoob5477]

@@nicholasszabo5954 as an Ohioan you should shove it.

[@RockSmithStudio]

No wonder the whole nation is now opium addicts

[@Thebestuserever]

@@McNoob5477 Hey, no hate for the Vermont Republic allowed in my reply section.

[@Dragonn411]

"Mom can I get a battle simulator? No we have a battle simulator at home." Battle simulator at home:

[@boi7316]

"All Ohioans, stand up for our national anthem." **Swag like Ohio plays in the loudspeakers**

[@smbsuperfan271]

24:04 Idk why but the mental image of Bernie Sanders leading an army against Ohio made my day

[@sonicsora22]

As an Ohioan, I’m proud we made the comeback of the century!

[@eleazarparadise626]

Only in Ohio and ya know as they say down in Ohio swag like ohio

[@Claytainment16]

​@@eleazarparadise626unfunny

[@CASH-THE-NERD]

Alabama had a good one too, didn’t do a single for the entire game then took out 2 of the most powerful in 2-3 turns

[@hbrogamers494]

As a Hoosier, I can confirm I don’t know what the fuck a Hoosier is

[@ZalemMoon]

I'm proud of Colorado for staying out of it for so long, and also disappointed that they immediately lost the moment they tried something lol...

[@unbattedgibbon7917]

It’s funny how Ohio just made such a comeback and won. I’m from Ohio by the way.

[@GreenKing21]

Goofy ohio😂

[@Archivist333]

@@GreenKing21 😐

[@aidentheawesome_roadto150subs]

​@@GreenKing21😐

[@theoriginalspikecat]

​@@GreenKing21 💀

[@crimsoniteyt1]

only in ohio

[@christinamae1902]

I’ve never watched a video where my state won!! I was rooting for Ohio like I was watching a football game! Thank you for this.

[@michaels.3709]

Same! Had to come to the comments to share my excitement!

[@lushiiiiii]

Tennessee sat in all the chaos: this is fine ☕️🗿

[@rayaanmessani4375]

I love your videos😊

[@Moxious]

Great video! I think it would be interesting to have the win/lose wheel divided based on the number of states each of the two contenders contains. So, the more that a state grows, the more likely it is to win, which makes upsets have that much more weight when they happen.

[@PacificSouthwestAir]

its time you do an encore. btw what app do you used and btw also turn victorian battle royale into a series pls 🥺

[@theorikolrepublic]

He used Paint 3D

[@InvertedHorizons]

Delaware winning against Arkansas is like a tiny guy winning a boxing match because against Mike Tyson because he punched him right above the ribs and stopped his heart

[@SlothOfTruth]

"So it's gambling versus the surface of the sun" Got me rolling 🤣

[@eyalinbar4845]

Hearing geoguess laugh is kinda irritating and i love it

[@kizi774]

Now Americans can't make fun of Ohio "Only in Ohio!" "Remember? Now everywhere is Ohio. We're not too far until they try and seek world domination..."

[@Cuba_countryballanimations]

I’m literally from Florida, and the “they’re cookin’ up something” really made me trust Florida, and Florida man.

[@CutePoliwag1]

These full length videos are getting better and better! Please post more of them 😁

[@mlgcat57]

these full videos are AWESOME!! keep it up Geo Facts!!

[@user-vm9ci2fu1c]

He makes the most sense out of any USA battle royale video.

[@InvertedHorizons]

Nice choice from our man to have the four corners able to attack their diagonal counterparts

[@robs5688]

Funny, clever and impossible to stop watching.

[@Viennery]

This was fun. Can you do it again but include all of North America? This means all the Canadian provinces, states of Mexico, Caribbean islands, Greenland(Denmark), and Guatemala to Panama. NORTH AMERICAN BATTLE ROYAL!

[@StickMan12355]

Mighigan and me: I live in here! Wisconsin: ima invade u Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOO I HATE YOU NOOOOO WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@StickMan12355]

Oof

[@DonaldDuckman28]

Gets conquered Comes back Takes down the government Takes the entire us Refuses to elaborate

[@westoonc]

I love that he is doing longer vids and is more energetic in them

[@Vaticiangovofficial1130]

Hoosier is a term from the 18th century (frontier era) where Indiana's Great valleys and hills when you spoke into them and said, "who's here?" some guy heard "Hoosier" so that is now the term. You should definitely do some research on Indiana's history I live in Vincennes Indiana the oldest city and in the 18th and early 19th century Indiana owned Indiana, Ohio, Wisconsin, Michigan, And a part of Minnesota. It was called the Northwest Territory/Ordinance. It's pretty cool. Also Indiana is i think the 2nd largest Potatoe producer in the US

[@ohioanempire]

Ohio was in charge of the Northwest Territories

[@Vaticiangovofficial1130]

@@ohioanempire no it wasnt

[@Vaticiangovofficial1130]

@@ohioanempire Vincennes Indiana was the capitol

[@Vaticiangovofficial1130]

@@ohioanempire I live in Vincennes and i know my history

[@ohioanempire]

@@Vaticiangovofficial1130 Marietta, Ohio was the Capital from 1788 to 1799 while Chillicothe, Ohio was the Capital from 1799 to 1803. Look it up.

[@Leovanni6]

we really took all those memes personally 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kizi774]

This really gives: "Only in Ohio 💀" a new meaning

[@inugirl1216]

So, I've been hooting and hollering this whole video. I about cried when we were conquered, and then were were back! And then we just took over. My mom downstairs probably thinks I'm nuts XD Needless to say; Welcome to Ohio, everyone. I hope you enjoy your permanent stay.

[@beans00001]

Maybe you should add another “win” option for every annexed state, maybe it would make battles just a little more realistic

[@aynuraa966]

The alligators overwhelmed georgia😂

[@k_tubbs]

I really enjoyed this. The only thing is I wish the win/lose was weighted based on previous wins.

[@sethanimates9203]

Who remembers Long Kansas?

[@legoguy570]

I do 😢

[@peterkramwinkel5297]

And Florida not existing

[@vblackout---3365]

Good concept. I want to see a more detailed one though! Like take into account the population, education, strength, resources, etc. that would be one interesting video!

[@blankblankness2971]

12:41 Apparently, “Hoosier” is a corrupted form of “Whose ear”, which is a joke that prisoners in Indiana would often make back in the olden days.

[@stevlol69]

now its all CHAOS, CHAOS!

[@elitettelbach4247]

This was really fun! Some disgusting border gore and surprise upsets! Non-contiguous NJ was a personal favorite of mine.

[@VonSnootingham]

As an Ohioan, I was on the edge of my seat for the entire last third of this video

[@mightygandalf9208]

The thought of the goddamn ohio being weird meme, and then seeing them take over all of USA.. makes sense

[@Jasonfuntime582]

You should do the wheel based on population and if a state gets taken the population adds

[@LeviCPC25]

0:49 I did not expect Maine to battle New Hampshire. I thought they'd battle New Hampshire.

[@coltonstewart8698]

This is quite fun, but I think it would be more interesting if the Win/Lose was weighted by at least number of states consumed. Really lets that underdog story have weight rather than random chance alone. Imagine TX gets like 5 states, then one rebels and BARELY makes the win 😅

[@CHOi4p]

"I don't trust the Mormons" me looking up from my pearl of great price

[@ItsMangoTape]

“In this world, it’s annex, OR BE ANNEXED”

[@FannTap]

So good your continuing longer form videos!

[@Malav_theduck]

Colorado be like: -be nuteral for most of the game -get into the top 10 -die -refuse to elaborate -leave

[@SEDGY078]

Love your vids and also what do you use for the map?

[@hatgamez9004]

4:58 He just spoke something into existing

[@rollen1official]

22:30 As a person who lives in Alabama, I can confirm we do wake up and choose violence.

[@CASH-THE-NERD]

I’m not surprised we kicked some but, we got rednecks who can create the most devastating mass genocidle weapons imaginable.

[@thunderblade9251]

Im happy that the state that is constantly hotter than the sun actually made it pretty far

[@Letix020]

As A Coloradan I can totally see Colorado just chilling the entire time.

[@King_TRex]

0Try to take Alabama or something, *realises what it really landed on* oh…”