I Simulated a US State BATTLE ROYALE

[@GeoFacts]

I hope ya'll are enjoying the new longer content! Let me know what battle royale I should do next down below.

[@weebmatic]

Ofcourse we are this shi is fire

[@Wario_Guy]

Maybe one of Europe. There are tons of European countries and if you include all of the semi-countries (Like Scotland and Catalonia, the ones striving for independence) then you got a long video, and everyone likes your full content so length doesn’t really matter. Side note: Also would love if you redrew European borders and added countries they’re a little complicated, they should manifest their destiny. Can’t imagine living in a country which didn’t kick natives out Side side note: Depending on the states size compared to the state it’s facing should affect the chances of victory.

[@randomcommenter2504]

Maybe add an alliance system?

[@ltzfrog]

KEEP MAKING IT

[@Kiwi_GTAG]

Norwegian battle royale?!?!?!?!

[@MMACHC]

52. New Mexico 51. Maine 50. Wyoming 49. Iowa 48. Michigan 47. New Hampshire 46. Louisiana 45. West Virginia 44. Kansas 43. Mississippi *New Mexico Rebels* 43. Illinois 42. Pennsylvania 41. North Dakota 40. Georgia 39. North Carolina 38. Nevada *West Virginia Rebels* 38. New York 37. Texas 36. Puerto Rico 35. Virginia 34. Missouri 33. Maryland *Pennsylvania Rebels* 33. Oklahoma 32. California 31. Washington 30. Connecticut 29. South Carolina 28. Montana 27. Alaska 26. New Mexico 25. Minnesota *Mississippi Rebels* 25. West Virginia 24. Wisconsin 23. Indiana 22. Rhode Island 21. Mississippi 20. Oregon 19. Idaho *Oregon Rebels* 19. Ohio 18. Nebraska 17. New Jersey 16. Kentucky 15. Tennessee 14. Arkansas 13. Colorado *Ohio Rebels* 13. Washington D.C 12. Oregon 11. Utah 10. Arizona 9. Hawaii 8. Florida 7. Delaware *Alaska Rebels* 7. Massachusetts 6. Alabama 5. Pennsylvania 4. South Dakota 3. Alaska 2. Vermont 1. Ohio

[@shilablue2345]

This was very much needed. Thank you

[@Funnynick]

why the fuck did you spoil the entire thing

[@odanobunagafan4964]

It is quite sad that Wyoming was the third out, we can all agree that it was the most deserving of a victory.

[@NinjaBray]

Wyoming was number 50 alphabetically, number 50 in terms of population, and came in 50th place for this video. Beautiful.

[@yoboylarry]

no one asked

[@Gic424_YT]

“It’s all Ohio?” “Always has been”

[@praveenkumarsharma6293]

U r goddamn right

[@kaimorton6232]

MEME BECOMES REALITY

[@Jazzin96]

🔫

[@no6448]

"only in ohio" "yup"

[@samsanimationcorner3820]

AHH! I love it.

[@maxnash8450]

Gotta love how Delaware went from doing nothing to controlling half of the country to being conquered by Alabama out of nowhere.

[@TheTrueCaesar]

Spoiler :(

[@alicorn3924]

​@@TheTrueCaesaryou'd think people would read the comments *_after_* they watch the video

[@the_roman_emperor_fisheater]

Sweet home Alabama

[@silvialanfredi7388]

The inbred alwais win

[@littlefox3099]

Roll tide!

[@YourLocalFloridian]

"New Jersey is like an cockroach." Florida over here, casually chilling and destroying anything in its way, until Delaware come's along.

[@adrianamaciuca2591]

Bahrain

[@princessbk5454]

NOT DELAWARE

[@ethancheng6734]

18:17 “Imagine being neutral” I did my own US State battle royale (states cannot come back after they are out) and it was down to the final two, Kentucky and some other state that I don’t remember (I did this a long time ago). Kentucky was completely neutral for the entire game up to this point while the other state owned the rest of the US. I spun the wheel and Kentucky won. *Imagine being neutral for the whole game and then taking the entire US* .

[@generaldustbin]

This happened to me too!

[@mackycabangon8945]

tf can Kentucky be the one neutral state of all of them? they have tons of neighbors, they must have been lucky

[@jasonnelson9141]

I don't like how that works. There should be a wheel determining how much a state is taking from another, and bigger states should be more likely to win.

[@ethancheng6734]

@@jasonnelson9141 I understand that this game is a bit unfair, but it would be difficult to implement.

[@yourtoaster123]

In mine Vermont won this was almost the same

[@mistertwister2000]

Honestly the fact that we stayed neutral the whole game only to IMMEDIATELY lose our first attack is pretty apt

[@THEbeetrootsoup]

that really hurt

[@SillyLily1313]

Yeah

[@kanyewestgaming4748]

Too high to fight, too high to win. Proud coloradoan 🫡

[@themaximumchannel3345]

Yeah…

[@themaximumchannel3345]

We survived for a surprisingly long time

[@ScottishMeetBall]

REALLY should have added a "stalemate" option on the combat wheel.

[@denvil6489]

Why, that would just prolong the battle royale

[@lochlanbell3883]

I’m In The Middle Of Not Liking The Idea And Liking It

[@haigiabaonguyen9299]

Bro really want the battle royale to last longer then Bollywood's film

[@bethesdagamer7971]

That would add another 30 minutes to the video

[@Ironica82]

Maybe remove the annex option for the stalemate option. That way, there is a chance for ties but no state would be added back (that could keep the length of the video).

[@Tennesseeball]

I like how Tennessee was just chilling for 2/3's of the video while drinking their whiskey and watching the movie until they became part of the movie.

[@DuckatNight]

I’m like wait I’m apart of this okay

[@DuckatNight]

@HHyperia_ same

[@Anasie.]

As an Ohioan, this video was an emotional roller coaster, I don't even like Ohio, yet I am very competitive, of course I wanted Ohio to win, yet I knew the odds were so low, once Ohio was defeated I thought it was over, however the plot twist of our redemption gave me hope. I was on the edge of my seat when I found out Ohio made it to the final 5, and I had the most flabbergasted, excited, and disbelieving expression on my face once we won. OHIO FOR THE WIN

[@Godoogwaytheloookxmaxxer]

Personally I’m an Alabamian but Ohio…has swag

[@CommonLoganist]

O!! H!!

[@Wooden_guitarist]

Michigan is better

[@Anti-FairweatherGolf]

OH!!

[@joshuafetter3831]

OHIO AGAINST THE WORLD

[@branstorm]

wow, ohio really tooked the “wait, it’s all ohio?” meme seriously

[@ToledoRailfan]

No it didn't because its not funny

[@gabrielaravena7224]

​@@ToledoRailfanohio moment

[@BLOODKINGbro]

Ohio cryptids rise up!

[@ToledoRailfan]

Ohio memes are terrible

[@robolilac]

@@ToledoRailfanyeah whatever

[@katiekatzman248]

As an Ohioan, I'm used to my state doing pretty badly in these types of videos for whatever reason so I was ECSTATIC when Ohio actually won! That aside, this was really entertaining to watch and the border gore was hilarious. I love seeing these type of videos from you! Edit: If you don't want to be spoiled maybe watch the video before going to the comments next time

[@MUKUTA-vw7ij]

*Ohio meme sounds*

[@hellothere3693]

@@MUKUTA-vw7ij Unfunny ass. Ohio died

[@Vaatturiopettaja]

​@@MUKUTA-vw7ijyes

[@chunhimtam9246]

I was rooting for Ohio too

[@weirdnessincarnate]

As a west Virginian I was very sad

[@swineherd_]

11:48 Kentucky looks like a guy sitting on the ground, kicking his feet back and relaxing.

[@Beans-s4p]

I seee it 😮

[@Cool_world1234-o]

For real 😂

[@I_ExistIG]

I can’t be the only one who saw Texas make the first attack against New Mexico and thought “Yea that sounds right”

[@Moondog3322]

Being from Texas we'd only use our women folk to take in New Mexico. In all reality Texas would dominate the country

[@EnergeticSpark63]

hey

[@ARandomDonut]

I would love to see a more complex version of this with counties and stalemates and stuff. Idk what the exact details would be.

[@Oscar-im2xi]

Ive done a european version where each country starts with 100,000 strength and each round two random countries are chosen, then two random numbers are chosen from 0 to their strength. The winner is the country with the highest number chosen and both countrys strengths are subtracted by the smallest number. Every round all countries strengths are multiplied by 1% until it reaches 100,000. It's very involved without some coding but it's pretty interesting

[@ARandomDonut]

@@Oscar-im2xi oh that’s a good idea I could tweak that to do one myself for fun. Strength would be based on the number of counties the state controls

[@Shotgun-Cat]

what i was thinking was every country starts with 1 strength and when ever it got a new country it got the strength went up by one

[@ARandomDonut]

I just finished a sim where I had 4 random # generators and used them to simulate the US states BR with counties. I did it manually so it took literally 8 hours, but Wisconsin won. A state's strength is based on the number of counties it has, so I roll once for which state is chosen, once to choose an opponent from bordering states, once to see who wins based on strength, and once to determine how much they won by (how many counties they will take over).

[@h4tch3tt74]

Sounds like American Risk

[@Wario_Guy]

Who else loves full length Geo Facts? Edit: If you agree, please do not comment. I don’t care. I’m getting notifs one year later about this like farm of a comment. Edit edit: i’m getting the like and comment farming. i won. you guys lost

[@odanobunagafan4964]

Me.

[@P_greenlee]

i second that

[@esckings-ts9vd]

Me

[@westoonc]

Me.

[@modiefire9999]

👍🤚

[@AmyRose0664]

1:57 NH, I visited you so many times and you do THIS to my state?! 2:03 Let that be a lesson to you, NH! 2:05 Very good! We did own Maine! 22:20 I swear, if my state loses to Alabama... 22:22 *Internal screaming*

[@PufferfishzO]

We Massachusetts people deserved better 😭

[@JosiePosie-yr9op]

We got sick of the cousins joke 💃🐀🦅 come down south and you’ll be beat by 20 rednecks for saying it

[@Zeroish890]

Bro I'm always mad when Indiana loses cause I'm from Indiana

[@railzfeverz]

14:16 All I know is *potatoes*

[@crabsailvr]

Hey Massachusetts is my state

[@insomniacnerd5592]

The only complaint I have is each fight having a 50/50 chance, when it can be, like, a combined 10 states vs 1. The more states you have, the better odds you should have. Makes upsets more exciting, I’d feel.

[@Tr3yWill]

I was going to say something like this, but % chance for total land mass. That way there are favorites and potential for upsets from the start.

[@zeusdarkgod7727]

Not to mention some states should have a decreased odds of winning based on the terrain, or atleast add to percentage of likelihood of a comeback.

[@Purriah]

yeah it was just completely random. a series of coin flips. attacking state should get a bonus, higher population should get a bonus as well.

[@RandallJamesPeterson]

Use the same rules as Risk. Assign the number of troops to each state based on Electoral College Votes.

[@majormushu]

​@RandallJamesPeterson I was actually kinda thinking about that. If you want to go crazy with it do it based on representatives (more accurate than electoral college), factor in crime statistics (more crime means lower state cohesion, aka more likely to have defectors), terrain (disadvantage to attacking state vs wildly different terrain), maybe even gun ownership and military presence. It would be an interesting concept but a lot of work.

[@RobbSkates]

Being from Ohio I can confirm that this is how it would actually happen. By far one of the most entertaining videos I’ve seen in a while. Thanks 😂

[@Sasru367]

Same lol😂😂😂

[@deltafire2k594]

This was fascinating! However, if such a thing were to happen again, shouldn't the win/lose ratio be adjusted according to the number of states under control to simulate greater/lesser resources?

[@dexterity494]

@yellobloxer4627 well... yeah. That's what war is. Making it unfair in your advantage.

[@ShadowPheonix]

Like Indianas loose knife laws?

[@deadchannelseriouslyitsdea9776]

@@dexterity494you’re fun at parties aint ya

[@Purriah]

whats unfair is a state which controlls half the country being able to lose to one small state because its a coin flip @yellobloxer4627

[@morezombies9685]

@yellobloxer4627 Any of the states with military would have a giant advantage over the farmers of idaho.

[@wallrider4194]

15:00 Pennsylvania went like: OHIO IS A DEAD MEME! 18:30 Ohio went Like: NO IT ISNT A DEAD MEME YOU ARE A DEAD MEME PENNY!

[@hypotheticallyenov5594]

Dude.

[@_1az_]

Dude.

[@DaReaISaturn]

Dude.

[@ChihuahuaHooper]

Dude.

[@DaReaISaturn]

Dude.

[@zymapping4277]

The Meme State actually proved itself that the USA is ALL OHIO

[@ToledoRailfan]

Ohio is not a meme state

[@hugar3499]

@@ToledoRailfan Bro did you see the Only In Ohio memes? Even before that there was the it's all Ohio meme.

[@ToledoRailfan]

@@hugar3499 yeah and none of the memes are funny.

[@hugar3499]

@@ToledoRailfan It doesn't matter if you find the memes funny, Ohio still became a meme state.

[@ToledoRailfan]

@@hugar3499 but none of the memes are funny. If all of the memes are out Ohio are fake then it is not a meme state

[@SixLNii]

I'm so glad the Battle Royale concept was brought back. This was entertaining as hell to watch.

[@Ace-Of-Luck]

YES! FINALLY! WE ACTUALLY WON SOMETHING! Seriously this made me so happy, seeing Ohio get eliminated and then just deciding "Fuck you, i ain't done yet" and kicking ass in the end was the best thing ever

[@TremendousTristen]

Indiana ain’t won anything Man I was born in Ohio but I LIVE in Indiana so Fuck my Birth State man INDIANA DESERVED BETTER THAN TO LOSE

[@brent829]

If only the Wright Brothers had stayed put huh? Greetings from NC 😉

[@nicholasdale2712]

IKR AS A OHIOIAN I WAS SO SAD THAT OHIO DIED BY PENNSYLVANIA WHEN I SAW OHIO GET REVIVED AND DISTORY DC I KNEW THERE WAS A CHANCE

[@steveb7429]

Well NC needs something to be famous for besides cigarettes 😜

[@scrubasarus2192]

I'd like this comment but I don't want to be the guy that moves the needle on the 69 likes. O-H!

[@taraj3884]

"In this war, it's ANNEX or BE ANNEXED."

[@mossyproductions7451]

What’s more bizarre? Ohio winning this battle or Israel winning 2 GeoFacts battle royals

[@michamumot2668]

Peru conquering South America 3 times In American Battle Royale,World War Battle Royale and World War II Battle Royale

[@Moxious]

Great video! I think it would be interesting to have the win/lose wheel divided based on the number of states each of the two contenders contains. So, the more that a state grows, the more likely it is to win, which makes upsets have that much more weight when they happen.

[@Thebestuserever]

As an Ohioan I see this as an absolute win.

[@whatssofunny4103]

Same 👌

[@nicholasszabo5954]

As a Vermonter, you have a new enemy

[@McNoob5477]

@@nicholasszabo5954 as an Ohioan you should shove it.

[@RockSmithStudio]

No wonder the whole nation is now opium addicts

[@Thebestuserever]

@@McNoob5477 Hey, no hate for the Vermont Republic allowed in my reply section.

[@F1Fueled]

Thank you for adding Puerto Rico! Usually, nobody adds them ❤

[@christinamae1902]

I’ve never watched a video where my state won!! I was rooting for Ohio like I was watching a football game! Thank you for this.

[@michaels.3709]

Same! Had to come to the comments to share my excitement!

[@PeytonCommonW]

as an Ohioan, i'm glad we finally got some appreciation💀💀

[@XytroniteGaming]

We had appreciation before. Remember 2020?

[@mrgoo7509]

finally?

[@lynntaylor9681]

As a Midwesterner who lives in Wisconsin, I'm glad your state won. I was cheering for Ohio at the end.

[@hugar3499]

I mean our state did become a meme. But it was cool we won.

[@Drakrau_TheDerg]

As a former Arizona resident, I approve of my birth state getting Las Vegas back. 😂😏

[@sonicsora22]

As an Ohioan, I’m proud we made the comeback of the century!

[@eleazarparadise626]

Only in Ohio and ya know as they say down in Ohio swag like ohio

[@Claytainment16]

​@@eleazarparadise626unfunny

[@CASH-THE-NERD]

Alabama had a good one too, didn’t do a single for the entire game then took out 2 of the most powerful in 2-3 turns

[@Infinivoid]

Keep it up man! 💯

[@Bruh___452]

No pressure but when are you uploading again

[@CutePoliwag1]

These full length videos are getting better and better! Please post more of them 😁

[@eliottboy2016]

17:16 colardo didn’t have to do anything the whole game 😂

[@elitettelbach4247]

This was really fun! Some disgusting border gore and surprise upsets! Non-contiguous NJ was a personal favorite of mine.

[@Viennery]

This was fun. Can you do it again but include all of North America? This means all the Canadian provinces, states of Mexico, Caribbean islands, Greenland(Denmark), and Guatemala to Panama. NORTH AMERICAN BATTLE ROYAL!

[@unbattedgibbon7917]

It’s funny how Ohio just made such a comeback and won. I’m from Ohio by the way.

[@GreenKing21]

Goofy ohio😂

[@Archivist333]

@@GreenKing21 😐

[@aidentheawesome_roadto150subs]

​@@GreenKing21😐

[@theoriginalspikecat]

​@@GreenKing21 💀

[@crimsoniteyt1]

only in ohio

[@boi7316]

"All Ohioans, stand up for our national anthem." **Swag like Ohio plays in the loudspeakers**

[@Vaticiangovofficial1130]

Hoosier is a term from the 18th century (frontier era) where Indiana's Great valleys and hills when you spoke into them and said, "who's here?" some guy heard "Hoosier" so that is now the term. You should definitely do some research on Indiana's history I live in Vincennes Indiana the oldest city and in the 18th and early 19th century Indiana owned Indiana, Ohio, Wisconsin, Michigan, And a part of Minnesota. It was called the Northwest Territory/Ordinance. It's pretty cool. Also Indiana is i think the 2nd largest Potatoe producer in the US

[@ohioanempire]

Ohio was in charge of the Northwest Territories

[@Vaticiangovofficial1130]

@@ohioanempire no it wasnt

[@Vaticiangovofficial1130]

@@ohioanempire Vincennes Indiana was the capitol

[@Vaticiangovofficial1130]

@@ohioanempire I live in Vincennes and i know my history

[@ohioanempire]

@@Vaticiangovofficial1130 Marietta, Ohio was the Capital from 1788 to 1799 while Chillicothe, Ohio was the Capital from 1799 to 1803. Look it up.

[@BCS_8]

I love these longer videos by you, hope you continue with this format

[@owenmcfetridge1844]

As an Ohioan, I was cheering like crazy. I Love this!

[@Rose-hh1zy]

Hey, next it’s Ohio against the world!

[@yaboyblacklist2431]

13:58 🎶"I got some ocean front property in Arizona, from my front porch you can see the sea"🎶 If ya know, you've got great taste in country music

[@dlognave]

You know, Ohio is just going to invade everyone eventually so we might as well make it happen as soon as possible.

[@ToledoRailfan]

No because Ohio memes are terrible

[@readyrobloxplayer1983]

@@ToledoRailfanWaaaaa 😭😭👶

[@ToledoRailfan]

@@readyrobloxplayer1983I'm not joking Ohio memes are terrible

[@readyrobloxplayer1983]

@@ToledoRailfan there’s honestly no memes in this video about Ohio. It was literally RNG

[@ToledoRailfan]

@@readyrobloxplayer1983I am saying this to anyone who think ohio memes are funny

[@inugirl1216]

So, I've been hooting and hollering this whole video. I about cried when we were conquered, and then were were back! And then we just took over. My mom downstairs probably thinks I'm nuts XD Needless to say; Welcome to Ohio, everyone. I hope you enjoy your permanent stay.

[@coltonstewart8698]

This is quite fun, but I think it would be more interesting if the Win/Lose was weighted by at least number of states consumed. Really lets that underdog story have weight rather than random chance alone. Imagine TX gets like 5 states, then one rebels and BARELY makes the win 😅

[@Bobby_MelonPlayground]

Don’t go to Minnesota! It’s the second coldest state

[@smbsuperfan271]

24:04 Idk why but the mental image of Bernie Sanders leading an army against Ohio made my day

[@eyalinbar4845]

Hearing geoguess laugh is kinda irritating and i love it

[@SlothOfTruth]

"So it's gambling versus the surface of the sun" Got me rolling 🤣

[@smileyboyo4246]

Placements (SPOILERS): 52. Maine 51. Wyoming 50. Iowa 49. Michigan 48. New Hampshire 47. Louisiana 46. Kansas 45. Illinois 44. North Dakota 43. Georgia 42. North Carolina 41. Nevada 40. New York 39. Texas 38. Puerto Rico 37. Virginia 36. Missouri 35. Maryland 34. Oklahoma 33. California 32. Washington 31. Connecticut 30. South Carolina 29. Montana 28. New Mexico 27. Minnesota 26. West Virginia 25. Wisconsin 24. Indiana 23. Rhode Island 22. Mississippi 21. Idaho 20. Nebraska 19. New Jersey 18. Kentucky 17. Tennessee 16. Arkansas 15. Colorado 14. Washington D.C. 13. Oregon 12. Utah 11. Arizona 10. Hawaii 9. Florida 8. Delaware 7. Massachusetts 6. Alabama 5. Pennsylvania 4. South Dakota 3. Alaska 2. Vermont 1. Ohio

[@Dodger24]

This was great. However I believe the way the Win/Lose split on the wheel should've been based on population instead of pure 50/50 chance. And rebellions should've been selected at a true random chance of 1/50 by the main wheel landing back on that state and then a 50/50 chance at succeeding at the rebellion

[@mlgcat57]

these full videos are AWESOME!! keep it up Geo Facts!!

[@LeviCPC25]

0:49 I did not expect Maine to battle New Hampshire. I thought they'd battle New Hampshire.

[@8bitgaming913]

Every state: has a cool flag New Jersey: blank

[@VonSnootingham]

As an Ohioan, I was on the edge of my seat for the entire last third of this video

[@beans00001]

Maybe you should add another “win” option for every annexed state, maybe it would make battles just a little more realistic

[@thunderblade9251]

Im happy that the state that is constantly hotter than the sun actually made it pretty far

[@candysketchezyt]

Hey! Rhode Islander here. It's kind of funny how we just sat there for like 2/3 of the video, did nothing, tried to fight, and then lost. Same thing happened to Colorado lmao

[@westoonc]

I love that he is doing longer vids and is more energetic in them

[@robs5688]

Funny, clever and impossible to stop watching.

[@axelfulet5524]

I hope you get more people on a team or something because I LOVE THESE VIDEOS.

[@Wraith.o-o]

As somebody who lives in Ohio, you people don't know how much joy I've gained watching the end of the video

[@SuperGarrottBros2010]

True, I live in Ohio also

[@sethanimates9203]

Who remembers Long Kansas?

[@legoguy570]

I do 😢

[@peterkramwinkel5297]

And Florida not existing

[@vblackout---3365]

Good concept. I want to see a more detailed one though! Like take into account the population, education, strength, resources, etc. that would be one interesting video!

[@CarlosSantos-xg7kh]

That’s a lot of neighbors to attack😂 0:49

[@MrHalloween155]

Mighigan and me: I live in here! Wisconsin: ima invade u Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOO I HATE YOU NOOOOO WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@MrHalloween155]

Oof

[@baagle8760]

As a Utahn I bursed out laughing when he said I don’t trust the Morman’s 😂

[@nicholasszabo5954]

They were soaking for too long

[@joshuagarvey6187]

I think this would be even more cool/interesting if you played a bit more with the chances rather than making everything even. Like, if you stick with the wheels, maybe attacking states have more like a 60:40 chance of winning, so the odds are in the attacking state's favor (surprise attacks!) but still gives the attacked one a chance. You could also have it so that no matter what the state of the borders are, you are always rolling 52 slots by replacing a defeated state with the state that was victorious. It may let them attack but also force them to be attacked more. If you want to get really interesting and in-depth with it, you could do something involving state size or population or some other metric in order to do a D20 roll. Like for any given matchup based on those metrics, "you must roll a 13 or higher to claim victory, 10-12 is a draw, 9 and under is being conquered." That could make it really exciting for some more underdog storylines 👀

[@nameredacted6221]

Yeah he has added to the games now, pretty fun

[@EpikGuy1]

Peurto Rico was the funniest part of the entire video

[@brandondeplanche8274]

astronaut: Wait it's all Ohio Other Astronaut: always has been **Gunshot sound**

[@FlynnBottleAdore]

23:05 Pennsylvania You Played Good The State That I Live In Is 5th Place Good Job Pennsylvania :)

[@rollen1official]

22:30 As a person who lives in Alabama, I can confirm we do wake up and choose violence.

[@CASH-THE-NERD]

I’m not surprised we kicked some but, we got rednecks who can create the most devastating mass genocidle weapons imaginable.

[@lindseyadams4543]

Same i live here to

[@8-bitfox716]

23:50 what happened: Alaska: Vermont is too big. Ohio: looking at how this went. it's never too big. Alaska: Unification Treaty to stand up to Vermont? Ohio: **Y E S**

[@kizi774]

Now Americans can't make fun of Ohio "Only in Ohio!" "Remember? Now everywhere is Ohio. We're not too far until they try and seek world domination..."

[@yugiboi209]

also in that one boarder between NM,UT,AZ,and CO there is one specific spot where jurisdiction is so mixed up that if someone does a crime they could potentially get away just because there would be so much confusion on who has to deal with the crime.

[@starsINSPACE]

I don't know how to feel about this as an Ohioan 😂

[@nickvinsable3798]

🤔 . . . Do it again, but assign statistical values to each state as a means of determining who’ll win & who’ll lose. Furthermore, as an ‘episode 3’ (the first suggestion’s results would be similar to this video’s results; it primarily adjusts the sizes/probability of where that wheel lands), you could divide the states & territories even further, based on key geographical features that’ll determine the battle lines. For example, I can imagine that Minnesota is likely going to give up ground & hold up in the northeastern part because of the abundant timber, iron ore, & water; steel production ramps up to the point where we could quickly push back & take back what was lost & then some. However, if any state were to beat us to the punch, i.e. they bombard us from Lake Superior, we’re screwed… Anywho, I seriously do hope that you develop a believable program & such…

[@SanrioKyujitsu]

9:48 “I like how INDIA & Ohio are have just been like chilling the entire time.” as a hooiser, i am offended lol

[@MasteriskTM]

24:35 And we'll do it again.

[@sebastianchooyewminmoe]

The great grand democratic republic of Ohio has form in 24:48 and will totally not take over the world lol 😂😂😂😂

[@BeneathTheBrightSky]

Well now Alexa and Geo Facts agree that Ohio will take over the world. As an Ohioan, this warms my heart. (I literally asked Alexa "Alexa, is Ohio going to take over the world?" The response? "According to an Alexa Answers contributor, yes")

[@Cabin7_Avenger]

As a Floridian, When Florida Man comes out riding an Alligator with a shot gun and a beer in his hand, something is bound to happen

[@jethrojeanabad1138]

2:27 The rise of the civils the 2nd civil war😂

[@catherinemangio4315]

Bro forgot Alabama and delaware 15:20

[@CASH-THE-NERD]

Ya I noticed that, Alabama didn’t do a single thing for 20 minutes then absolutely dominated.

[@NickyCoswell]

24:20 bloxburg news guy

[@GambitsaDJ]

As a person who was born and raised and lives in florida, 5:00 is crazy 😂

[@isidora3037]

My favorites Texan empire 2:27 11:47 Kentuckian empire Jersey colonial empire 13:39 Arkansas colonial empire 16:23 16:50 empire of D.C Delaware colonial empire 17:45 Greater Delaware colonial empire 19:39 Alabama colonial empire 22:03 Vermont colonial empire 22:47 Ohian empire 23:53 Ohio 24:42

[@ohioanempire]

Like a Phoenix, we rose from the ashes

[@isidora3037]

19:15 Hawaiian colonial empire Even greater Delawarean colonial empire 20:02 10:08 Vermont empire

[@Zumorinkushi331]

"Hoosier" typically refers to a resident of the U.S. state of Indiana. It can also be used more broadly to describe anything related to Indiana or its culture. The origin of the term is uncertain, but it has been associated with Indiana since the 1830s.

[@redteamxr9255]

18:51 I think Ohio's goofy aah state made them win

[@Cuba_countryballanimations]

I’m literally from Florida, and the “they’re cookin’ up something” really made me trust Florida, and Florida man.

[@AJpenguin712]

as a new jerseyan, 13:38 this is true

[@KalinGames526]

20:20 omg it’s just giga Texas

[@IAMEPICGHAZT]

6:38 As someone from Connecticut I am very proud

[@Ungreyful]

My cousin lives in Connecticut

[@andreagamarra5945]

Im proud i hate NY

[@Seek9875]

Alabama: nah, I’d win

[@Itz_Nugget]

Now it time to say *ONLY IN OHIO*

[@TrixR4Jesus614]

I knew, as an Ohioan, that it would always come down to this. It is our destiny.

[@No_step_on_snake]

We should turn just California into a battle royal map and have it broadcasted across the rest of the world 🍿

[@petervella6973]

Let's be honest, it kinda already is...

[@Broski-lo3pz]

New Jersey taking the lead here