Geoffrey the Dumbass: Dating Advice

[@NathanAGWAC]

Love that Geoff walked in and greeted Amir with "Pussy, Jewish" and ignored Riley completely.

[@incog.nyto.]

Geoff is serving, jury-wise

[@SirTatManTat]

Amir raising his voice at 1:46 at the very end of his sentence is so fucking funny

[@gabrielloeb8852]

Wait until you see 2:51

[@RackieD]

​@@gabrielloeb8852 the response was so genuine and I'm glad we got the extended cut

[@T1J]

i love how they're just openly hostile to him now lol

[@jonthemediocre626]

Well when he comes at them with that energy they know they're in for some dumbassery of the highest calendar, so at this point they're just pre-emptively mad, not to mention...

[@seanwalsh9942]

@@jonthemediocre626not to mention what, that’s not just the end of a sentence!

[@Azimii]

@@seanwalsh9942aka…

[@rorykaufmann1508]

Beautiful! This off-screen chemistry cannot and will not be denied!

[@i2cube]

On-screen chemistry!!!

[@woodside4life]

@@i2cube The only thing he cares more about than money… is cash.

[@spinosaurusd2985]

@@i2cube OFF-SCREEN! He said off-screen!

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

@@spinosaurusd2985 Darryl! Darryl! Darryl McMexican!!! How are you?

[@oohdannyboy]

​@@hittingyouovertheheadYour hair is as red as a green apple. Are you a foodie?

[@PeeDubbleu]

geoff sours my day once more

[@woodside4life]

… from within.

[@seanwalsh9942]

@@woodside4lifethat’s worse. Can’t you see how that’s worse?

[@ShadyRyRy]

Amir’s first “MONSTER” at 0:38 scared me

[@coolkatmehrfth]

I may be first, but Geoff is the worst.

[@karmaheaven7]

Holy moly, we did the same joke

[@dashonly]

He is still awesome dude

[@KingAxxerr]

Ok right out the gate that 11:35 make a wish joke is a quickly earned chuckle. Also I guess Geoff walked in, called amir a pussy, said jewish to no one in perticular, and didn't greet Riley at all

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

Amir's nickname is Pussy Jewish

[@runedudez]

My interpretation was that he was calling Amir both "pussy" and "Jewish".

[@DimitrisBiol]

I'm here for the dismantling of judicial ethics

[@zegodhand]

from within..

[@DimitrisBiol]

​@@zegodhand exactly rice

[@Maazin5]

Does that make me... bad?

[@MOTHforLife]

I'm glad that Amir is finally experiencing what he put Jake through for years.

[@IMatchoNation]

It's spelled Jjkae, say it right or pay the price!

[@andresluz4973]

@@IMatchoNation More like flambé the rice

[@BrianMagnan]

00:37 Amir saying monster gave me flashbacks of him saying "poison" in old J&A videos.

[@blurbenfurgen]

Geoff looks like one of the 7 dwarves in this. Like if dopey was aggressive about being wrong

[@mysteryxmike]

"What the fuck are you even saYINGGG?!" That delivery was perfect!!!! Also, I think the mixing needs more fine tuning on Geoffrey's yelling! Much louder than the rest, in an uncomfortable way

[@T0xicZ]

I like how when Headgum was a startup Geoffrey's stupidity was contained. Fit to annoy his bosses and coworkers. But since Headgum's expansion his dumbassery has become cruelty, no longer fit to just bother people who understand his demented ways. With Geoff, this company reap what they sow. In a bad way.

[@Novenae_CCG]

History repeats itself.

[@tjmichael]

Ferhaps

[@m93samman]

In a BACK way

[@utterlyj1277]

in a FINE way

[@iukuify]

I agree. I think we should kill Geoffrey and hire an even younger even hotter Amir to replace him

[@lobdooks]

Let’s talk about dating in LA

[@shadowmane55]

I spent way too long laughing at Geoffrey's greeting 😭😭😭

[@VICloudkicker]

The growl Geoff tends to get when he's saying something extraordinarily stupid always makes me react viscerally. Y-I-OUGHTA-*YINE!* and JUROR-NEUTRAL *NAME!* is just... raw comedy.

[@Bailey-dj6hz]

Best opener possible

[@chaitrains-b9h]

I hope we get a juror #3 cameo in the future and confirm it is in fact her legal name

[@lostwave1748]

Geoffrey with another naughty conundrum. What a banger... glad you asked.

[@Vacated204]

@amir the “what the fuck are you sayING” hit pretty good 💀

[@flipdiesel9652]

Wow I just got served

[@violetmarlo2978]

I'm here for all of these skits🤣

[@bobxyzp]

Riley didn’t even tell Geoff to put his dukes up before fighting him!

[@glazestelar]

Every Geoffrey the Dumbass episode is hilarious, but this is the best in a while by far

[@PogieJoe]

I guess a broken clock is wrong three times a day. When you're a juror.

[@none11flop9]

probably one of the best ever

[@coffin7904]

The amount of concentrated jokes is above 99%.

[@samuelsamra2672]

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a minute 🤣

[@inm42]

A minutes not a long time so yeah, probably

[@edMuirhead]

I may be 2nd, but Geoff is the worst

[@i2cube]

At least Geoff didn't call Reilly the c-word, or else he's going to get waterboarded in the toilet again

[@jonathanbauman5377]

Oh! No he wouldn't call Reilly that, it's just a story... About the many misadventures of cunty.

[@clivenazareth7069]

Geoff looks like my dad if he went through a hipster faze.

[@Kgnsbdj]

mean tweet!

[@clivenazareth7069]

​@@Kgnsbdj Thats a truth Ruth

[@azamat_bagatov69]

This was brought me joy hehe

[@CB-ko2hd]

We're saying the same thing!

[@orhan3243]

Geoffrey looks like Vlad the Impailer

[@randosavich]

Riley is so pretty

[@JoshMarshain]

This is *Fiennes* but I'd rather we talk about, oh I dunno...Dating in LA?

[@JamScamly]

scrumptious comedy nuggets in my feed yum yum yum 😋

[@leviwardrobe3328]

Law and Order? I barely know 'er. Geoffrey is a worthy protege. I'm so glad the "Jake and Amir" brand of humour gets to live on. That said he clearly needs his glands remilked.

[@Smiththebat]

This had some real OG (Original Jeff) vibes.

[@SeraphsWitness]

My question is, why was someone being tried *criminally* for a parking violation?

[@kassygo1375]

Man he does a really good job of making Geoff extremely unlikeable! Literally an always sunny character

[@psyduck8025]

What i would give to see him interact with the gang

[@scottcameron174]

"From within"

[@jakenoble842]

This is probably the best new one

[@Jupiterninja95]

this is literally Jake and Amir but the roles shuffled around

[@nickyoung7081]

exactly rice

[@brian3634]

That's a humble brag

[@alextemplemusic]

Complete with a "more than"

[@tmtisfresh21]

The way this video starts is incredible

[@skydaplaya6]

I’m a simple man. I see Geoff, and I like the video

[@nezzydawg]

Geoff is lowkey high key the goat

[@SamSherr-Nelson-n9e]

Geoff really impressed me on jury duty. Obviously the sentence was against state law, so after winning the lottery on the second day, he donated the entire amount to a new PAC dedicated to creating a law that would put this man in jail by outrageously increasing punishment for an unpaid parking ticket which blew away in the wind because the cop didn't put it in right (he said, and I quote, "I didn't give enough damns to stick it under the windshield wiper") and that he was never notified of in any way except for a letter sent to an old address which the local commissioner admitted was intentionally sent to that old address in hopes of nabbing that fucker. The judge was also the prosecutor's Dad, and Geoff was the only member of the jury not related to him. The man has escaped custody, and is currently hiding in the mountains of Bhutan with his family, while Geoff has started a GoFundMe to sanction the small landlocked country if it does not aid in searching for and extraditing him. Oncoming Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth initially liked a Tweet by Geoff encouraging this on Twitter, before recanting this and claiming that "I thought Buddhism was the third type of Islam, like Sunni and Shiite, which would have made Bhutan in the Middle East." He is still strongly in support of the 10% economic tariffs that will be levied on Bhutan, and every other country outside of China. After saving the life of the first daughter of Bhutan in a skiing accident, the man is now being hailed as a hero in Bhutan, whereas Geoff is dead broke. He had planned to put his $300,000 in GameStop stocks, for no specific reason, saying exactly when he would buy and sell the stocks while ensuring not to look at the news, which would have miraculously made him over $25 million dollars. He was also spanked, recently.

[@Jay_Guap]

I love Amir written skits lmao

[@SonsaKay]

Love it, super fun yall! ♥

[@chrisbyerly]

Geoff was a juror of himself

[@ChiefVizier]

Amir's only gotten funnier over time. Its amazing.

[@Saturni88]

It's kind of weird not seeing Amir be Amir while someone else is being Amir

[@ConnorTempTV]

opening this at 11:35 exactly was creepy

[@VICloudkicker]

Did you wish for this, Connor?

[@brandbacktattoo]

amir yelling at 1:51 OMG HAHAHA

[@azamat_bagatov69]

why was Amir not laughing at 2:42? Is everything alright?

[@KyanNezhad]

He's trying to keep a straight face

[@reversecascader]

Window’s overexposed, right?

[@CroshVine]

how many of these jokes happen on the spot? Either way, it's lovely.

[@katywaters-bq1vk]

So I know the funny thing is to hate Geoff, but as a real guy who might read this, just know your super funny and handsome and always make me laugh! Just know you have fans out here that are excited to watch your career cause your super underrated! ❤

[@chasehlee7197]

Boo! He sucks. Handsome little fucker.

[@karmaheaven7]

Saying first for this fan of Durst makes me the absolute worst. I got here on time!

[@itsmeJawdy]

The first 11 seconds of this video already had me laughing so damn hard. The rest was good too I guess

[@JayHR1]

25 secs in already had to restart cuz of laughter

[@oohdannyboy]

I can't believe he's getting this this this this silent treatment.

[@TravisPhipps01]

We're saying the same thing.

[@trvrshoe4518]

we're saying the same thing!!

[@xenasaur520]

Reilly looks great keep it up girlie. other than that, bad episode? nah, bad you. thank you for asking

[@GregTurismo]

Here we go again

[@ravenkliff]

This video would be better if it ended with 24 hours of Geoff

[@Caigga900]

Forget about the girl's name, what word is on Geoffrey's hat? "Sigstinnds"???

[@Maazin5]

Westlands?

[@eyoelberhane_blackmoth]

Like Geoff's dating life success, Jury 3's out

[@Mayorofpeepsville]

1:10 to 1:15 lol

[@constructioncat4184]

I know I'm so naughty

[@MarkjBell1991]

We don't deserve this

[@ad-xu2hp]

This 1 good 🎉🎉

[@---GOD---]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@treesingh8513]

i may, but geoff is the worst

[@Toktott]

It's not that strange that he can't find Jack when he's searching for Juror Number-3. You Jackash!

[@coffin7904]

quality

[@coffin7904]

amirs anger at 1:47 is some good ass acting

[@user-xv3fg3ii2k]

I think Pussy was way out of line growling at the, what one can only hope, is a future supreme court judge

[@MrBallofa]

Angry Amir is Hot

[@nukiradio]

Jesus CHRIST this is TERRIBLE, thank you

[@Hossyboy420]

When did Geoff turn into a twink?

[@fyukfy2366]

Damn that mustache is fire, amir and Geoff look pretty good too

[@Rockefeller.69]

Last!

[@Salsa2o7]

This episode felt a little too formulaic.

[@agneseditsstuff]

let's go

[@magicmike3xl]

No thanks

[@NotHeresrsly]

The energy of this one was worse than most Same with the jokes!

[@Kagaines]

Just annoying. No content just babbling.

[@gloop32]

just reign it in guys

[@LORDUnLuCkY13]

Jurors don't decide sentencing.

[@Brett733]

is riley not actually jewish?

[@Hossyboy420]

She has to be Jewish

[@richardbeater8915]

I may be first, but Geoff is the worst