Geoffrey the Dumbass: Finance

[@nickirichards5617]

Geoff's "taken aback" face is my favourite thing

[@thatmanckid]

SAME

[@cheenewah]

*does face* How so? Lol

[@H2A_23]

I can't stop doing it irl

[@jeffbarrett3344]

"Because he's a yes man through and through, he sits across the table from me saying 'no, no, no'".

[@hass9510]

that's honestly an incredible line.

[@DStringzzZ]

"And they were none the Pfyzer!" is the pay off of the whole rant, and it was so worth it.

[@fyukfy2366]

his accountant is Rick fox

[@dominicedwards-wilds4333]

fyukfy Haha was that a reference to an old Jake and Amir episode series?

[@brandonwilcox7411]

fyukfy I wonder if he’s still married to his wife (who’s not a chicken btw)

[@brianyobbz497]

That’s a vig one

[@cheenewah]

The chicken man?

[@cheenewah]

I suspect it’s Mickey, my friend.

[@TheLargeLebowski]

“None the Pfizer” hits different in 2021

[@JayMiV]

I've got 15 loaves of bread and now I'm rich about it.

[@JayMiV]

The two best things I can be

[@SeriousYelder]

I love how these guys always play it by year. I mean collectively Jake and Amir have to be at least 65 ears old. Right dude?

[@thatmanckid]

DEN

[@HauntingPeace]

Vaguely

[@slycooper459]

You don’t play things by year

[@getlowpapoose]

slycooper459 there’s a disconnect here

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

@@slycooper459 So what are you, 12 ears old? .... WHAT?!

[@Billy_3]

Geoff’s sort-of eye roll when Marty says pyramid scheme is GOLD

[@joigasniga2]

Marty doesn't realize that Geoffrey already made a bunch of money investing in jukeboxes

[@Rocketmanrun]

These just keep getting better. Marty turned out to be terrific and super natural on camera

[@HauntingPeace]

Supranatural, actually

[@Thedarkknight2244]

I like how the guy suddenly wants to go to watch the play.

[@KhyleTM]

"I thought we had tickets to Rent!"

[@reubendelaney3870]

Is that Marty???? Where my twinavation Bois at????? 🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽 OINK THIS FUCKER OUT!!!!

[@Psychoconuts]

Good improvement. It's a lot funnier for Geoff to have "controlled chaos". Just having complete random humour was starting to get old, so I'm really glad there's some structure in Geoff's madness now.

[@dutchmccavern1989]

I agree it was too much about a joke with no setup or any pay off whatsoever this is back in line with the Jake and amir I fell in. Love with 9 years ago

[@_vindicator_]

he took a plane to visit his on-ramp in burbank!

[@iDirtyDianaX]

what kind of second hand Jake is this??! we deserve so much more than this!

[@badicusvibesimus182]

3:14 lost a bit of the audio, didya? No worries, m8 nobody will notice.

[@oioi5357]

good eye or dare i say.... EARS!!

[@BeniM]

Vote him to the top

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

Uptoke!

[@CpttCanada]

That's awesome dude.

[@Soace630]

Badicus Vibesimus can some one explain this to me im a stupid bitch

[@Roonlovesfish3874]

Is the cheque thing a homage to the J&A skit where Amir cuts a cheque for 2000 dollars to Goni? 🤣🤣🤣

[@taylordorothy4744]

These are so good! Yay headgum

[@MrWazupdude]

literally just Jake and amir lol

[@Strummie]

Good.

[@GeneralMattimo]

But the phone call would have been to Mickey

[@GeneralMattimo]

My Friend

[@koichir1764]

this is fine...ANCE

[@juventusfcrules]

Shirt confirms it. Geoff is The Master.

[@Quabbe]

There can only be one master, and I am He and you are a small coward of yourself.

[@dukasdayoff]

A Finance for this Fine Ass makes me cry, "Why dad?!" Haha! I shockered by uncle at a Mystical concert...

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

I go to Mystikal concerts, is what I'm saying.

[@T1J]

"i introduced Arm to Hammer" gets me every time i hear it lmao

[@davideverling753]

“You’re familiar with Arm & Hammer?” “Of course” “The parent company to Mr. Clean?” “YES” “They make cleaning supplies?” “What is your point?!” Still gold after all these years

[@WeeklyComedian]

Great editing on this one

[@jennaallan9934]

Hahah I thought Marty was Jake for the first minute and was thinking wow Jake has changed a lot since the last video whoops

[@kaylintomaselli532]

beau ty poor man's Jake

[@Copper0Bre]

ME TOO i was like “wow age is really catching up with Jake”

[@Copper0Bre]

Wait is that rude to Marty

[@rnjbond]

Arm&Hammer is not publicly-traded, it's a subsidiary of Church&Dwight. And while Herbalife may be a scam, it is actually a publicly-traded company on its own right!

[@aidenw2426]

Groceries is a great investment now 😂

[@varunsood4973]

Oh yeah

[@DuelistRL]

I swear Geoffrey is Jake and Amir's characters combined. He has the exact same way of writing their comedy ahaha

[@geevow]

I remember watching this the first time three years ago and genuinely thinking Marty was Jake.

[@tarrenl4068]

Geoffrey was on point this episode. The amount of energy was immense.

[@Patronizable]

No offense to Jake or Amir but this is their best sketch yet.

[@dominicedwards-wilds4333]

JBronz That is not Jake 😂

[@crazydavedc]

Yo, speaking of finance, Marty needs to work a lot harder at getting the Twinnovation boys some ad revenue! That's right, Marty! Even in Geoffrey vids you're getting OINKED OUT! :P

[@crazydavedc]

🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷🐽

[@anasal-daghestani6371]

that guy did not blink once!

[@ohmsdotbox]

Geoffrey repping McMaster University with that T-Shirt?! Could it be Mr. James is a fellow Marauder?

[@ohmsdotbox]

Oh true. I wonder why he has that shirt then 🤔

[@asdfasd3897]

3:14 is that a Jake voice over?

[@dutchmccavern1989]

This was actually really good!

[@rnjbond]

How are Geoff's finances not in order if he invested in the Angel Round of Snapchat?

[@TheGraphiteCovenant]

"Exactly Wheat"

[@m93samman]

The brioche is chalky to be sure but it's a work in progress!

[@shadowmane55]

The Pfizer joke from 5 years ago tho 🤣

[@jacobboomsma2341]

my fave yet!

[@zac7111]

“Yellow is the colour of my energy”

[@katedirosa]

Marty! ❤️

[@danfromtheburgh]

haha i love this dynamic

[@wesleylitalien4562]

“See ya on Sunday…ya BRUNCH.”

[@danfromtheburgh]

does he say exactly rye? 3:06

[@Yaktopan]

phrases like "right of the bat", "of sorts", and that overzealous and its opposite, the straight man character are all things terrifyingly apparent in the everyday speaking of heagum fans and longtime jake and amir viewers. Also saying "cash" and overly enunciating/chewing on words

[@peterborinski]

Still waiting for Outtakes 2 Part 2 ... :(

[@Rikoshima]

it took me 0:23 seconds to realise that dude isn't jake

[@CFijWPG]

I thought Geoff walks into a Gelson's, gets excited, and his Chuck Dickens pops out of his jorts.

[@COYG19]

I think Geoff has been improving on these scripts and is definitely ready to move on from the J and A spinoff episodes. Would be really excited to see what else he can do

[@meanbeanmachine]

His jants budget is actually lower than I would have expected.

[@crazychips123]

Man this was the most Jane and Amire episode I've seen.

[@stephennichol3620]

The joke about 2200 on groceries being way too much doesnt really land as well 7 years later after inflation

[@theowilson4841]

"None the pfizer"

[@khairi8901]

You wizard, you warlock

[@natedevins2920]

Do they still have tights to ace n joclyn

[@silaslancashire2879]

Oh... oh

[@felipegonzalez1723]

You have an honest blink😂😂

[@mariabrown6926]

Geoff is becoming my favorite

[@birdsareprettyrad]

Isn't the first bit a whole dril joke guys

[@michaelconner8140]

RANDY SAVAGE macho man

[@awestrich2172]

You have an honest blink....

[@smokejc]

- What? What do you do? - ... when?

[@aericreates6425]

Oink oink marty 🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷 nation, RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE up

[@MrDavetheman]

This is a alternative universe Jake and Amir. Josh and Amis, is you will.

[@CyberBullyAwareness]

Another goodie

[@barathramanathan91]

Best video yet lmao

[@antonsavosin75]

Correcto mundo! Ten thousand for the private eye. Name?

[@Angels510]

Good job getting Twinnovation an ad Marty but you still a herb.

[@FafnirSiggurdson]

I have a wife and kid, and 2200 for groceries a month is only a couple hundred off…

[@dtownkb]

🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽 For the Nation

[@Notsomysteriouguitar]

$90 on hair extensions

[@Yaktopan]

this is so weird because marty, jakes lookalike, and geoffrey, amir's mentee, are

[@NikSwiftDigs]

I was hoping they'd get to go see Rent...

[@TheOfficialBacon]

2:33

[@ufallfallneddelinus5347]

at first i thought marty was jake but stoned ahah

[@donald347]

McMaster? Is he Canadian?!

[@gubaguy]

you have an honest blink... im going to say that to someone and walk away and see what happens next,.

[@OdinBlaine]

Geoff spends like, a bad amount of money on bread

[@Strummie]

9 dollars for utilities.

[@HadesJambix]

Would be so much funnier if Jake were talking to him

[@AAAE95]

Noone can replace Jake and Amir

[@NotMac]

$400 for rent in LA? Of jorts not

[@libby3377]

Hair extensions ffs

[@MrGanjaBandits]

Is that Jakes brother?

[@fryingraijin]

This is an exapct replica of a Jake and Amir episode.

[@tydosify]

not gonna lie this shoulda been done by jake and amir alone

[@shawnsnation]

That has to be Jakes brother...

[@donald347]

Just re-name him Indian Amir.

[@nexusgiga]

is this a drill tweet

[@Craisins]

Marty Gingivitis

[@R3fug333]

What?

[@harrymain8531]

Jake sounded a bit weird in this.

[@tristantristan8996]

McMaster university lol

[@jesses8161]

nooooo fake jake and amir. i hope this isnt regular

[@TriforceTK]

Bad acting Marty? Nah. Bad you.

[@metaforically]

Jake looks different. Can't pinpoint on what it is though.. hmm

[@cambreeross878]

Jake looks weird in this episode

[@camjam-un8rc]

🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽

[@DrPhantomCow]

Jakes hat makes him look weird in this one