Geoffrey the Dumbass: Dogs

Christ. Geoff adopted a dog.
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[@TheCrashLandon]

He feared her that day

[@jacoblessing7929]

TheCrashLandon He should fear her every day, and I think he does.

[@kryn1030]

She is an angry bitch, but she is calm.

[@seficloud]

Matthew Wiggins Who the fuck is Rotem?!

[@logancox6548]

So the bitch barked a BIT...

[@rhamieljoseph9775]

I got the mutt 3 weeks ago at a frickin' bake sale!

[@gabrflyan6364]

Jake is so good here. His monologue at the end is a solid smack-down, and I love his delivery of “you brought a gun to the office.”

[@DerPylz]

I like the story line of headgum failing as a company.

[@FREEGEMS]

DerPylz uhhhhhh LOL

[@dannyjosh6838]

Storyline? You mean reality?

[@robertrichards6964]

Danny & Josh oof

[@justin070809]

DerPylz they better get some more subscribers or it will be real

[@DannyBellTheAuthor]

I always think Jake is better as the straight man in videos. He does incredulous and frustrated perfectly.

[@tylerdrama]

Danny Bell he’s got more experience in that role than anyone

[@robevans1474]

But insecure jake is so funny

[@ouvretagueule]

Don't sleep on insecure Jake

[@non_brewed_condiment]

Three wishes genie I only need one. It's called art imitating WIFE

[@JoshMarshain]

This side narrative that the company is going under is starting to worry me, where can I donate the Amir Valerie Penn Cooper Blumenwitz foundation for not giving a shit?

[@RebornLegacy]

JD Marshall Hahaha

[@Thomas-hh2yu]

Actually the Foundation has changed management, its now under Rodrigo OH!

[@Jatischar]

@@Thomas-hh2yu Is that noise his new last name??

[@jacoblessing7929]

That line, "I thought it would be a fun and ego-boosting endeavor:" amber. Gray, even.

[@Patronizable]

This script was more than tight. The pup is literally dominating Geoffrey by the end of the story. Maybe one of my favorite sketches so far.

[@juventusfcrules]

You disappear for weeks and come waltzing back with this this this... masterpiece? How is that fair, how is that normal? And the real question is... how is this legal?

[@NougatCN]

Adi FH U were supposed to be here at 11:00 am on Monday, it's now Thursday at 4:45, everybody here is about to go home. And we had projects and no I t's not awesome dude, you were supposed to help Marty hang shelves and help Amir edit podcasts. And then you have the gall to come in here and performed this grand gesture masterpiece of sorts. That is awesome dude

[@SuryaK.B.]

hahahah nice

[@Kaervek87]

It was a box full of DVDs that came to me, shipped.

[@NougatCN]

Jon R filled to the brim*

[@chewaccab]

Jon R cardboard box*

[@Elysiadon]

Jake was fire in this one. Probably my favourite Jake performance ever.

[@maxwellmajaesic5513]

'Rotem?' 'That's the name of the pup!'

[@elendiel]

You know what? Stop calling her a pup. You brought in a crazed beast into the office!

[@camerongordon1997]

This is the most Amir-like episode yet, love it though

[@JadeJackalope]

Cammie yeah... isn't this a Jake and Amir episode already? Feels like I've seen this already.

[@superanimeniac]

@@JadeJackalope nah, the J+A episode, amir tortured a dog and trained it to hunger for human flesh

[@maneaterspod]

It was a cardboard box filled to the brim with DVDs that came to me shipped.

[@brandonwilcox7411]

Aside from the Noir episode, this was probably the best script yet. Some of these have seemed way too random and nonsensical with no real story. This was incredible honestly.

[@Tauva]

A cardboard box filled to the brim with dvds, that came to me shipped

[@nathancarey-craddock7237]

I broke down in laughter at my office watching this! It garnered me the fear and respect of my colleagues.

[@jacoblessing7929]

Nathan carey-craddock. Bringing a gun and/or dog into work would certainly accomplish this faster and more safely as well.

[@thotung34]

Lethargico is my favourite word

[@thotung34]

Acting is real tight here 👌

[@snowcamo]

3:08 Jake gives himself a fist bump subconsciously signaling the Dumbass to ask for one. Jake brought this upon himself. On another note: I feel like there could be potential in an episode where Geoffrey is recently into palm reading, tarrot, and other weird psychic stuff. I think it would be funny to see Geoffrey forcefully tell Jake and/or Amir their future during an important meeting or something. Anyways, that's awesome dude.

[@KevyGLevy]

Of corgs. Absolutely of corgs.

[@Pughhead]

1:39 *exactly rice

[@Billy_3]

Dionne Thompson exactly mice

[@slycooper459]

“That came to me shipped” lmao

[@stonetic2515]

This is like the tenth reference to the company being out of money and ready to go out of business.

[@AndrewBell]

Thank god! I've been dying without an upload from you guys

[@stevey1077]

Really like this GtD. It didn't rely on previous jokes too much, it felt fresh compared to some other recent ones. Keep it up!

[@AnsonPavlov]

Great episode! Strongest one in a while, boys! Keep it up!

[@michaelmuise]

It’s about time you posted literally anything to this channel honestly. I need to get my moneys worth

[@applepieexplosion4030]

"my therapist knows you by name" is so good

[@davidmackie5850]

That's awesome dude.. is really growin on me this guy is funny

[@rkalla]

I love the Geoff/Jake dynamic - lol!

[@adamjames6148]

one of the best

[@colingillis7572]

This is one of the best

[@alicedee2566]

That's awesome dude😊

[@DendyJungle]

Am I the only one who doesn't think dogs are cute or able to have emotions?

[@brockb6942]

No.... it’s from Jake and Amir you goober

[@PalaceIV]

If you do then you should punch the bitch right in her schnozzle.

[@owen-cu6gr]

Uptoke him to karma heaven!

[@smokejc]

You piece of shit.

[@beepain6005]

Funny thing is, Amir says similar things out of character in If I Were You

[@R10Xavi]

The acting in this one was above par. The script was tight, excellent, and neat. If I had one critique- Post more videos like this, please? Perhaps start a series, “Jake the Straight Man” or something along those lines, just to get out of your comfort zone perhaps.

[@Bluthund666]

R10Xavi Jake is great in this one

[@vidhu3631]

i actually see this skit as Geoff motivating Jake. 2:20 can be seen as Geoff being asked to give up and quit, which could be thought of as Jake projecting what he has been asked by his dad but just like that by 2:28 Jake is annoyed into a motivated state to carry on.

[@saoirseryan6355]

0:47 I love the meta-ness of Geoff and Co. criticising the script.

[@XxVelocityxshot51xX]

"you're a sad guy" LMAO never stop making videos you guys are so fucking funny

[@XxVelocityxshot51xX]

SO many good quotes in this one

[@HomestarRunner20X6]

That's dachshund, dude.

[@UniversalMindHQ]

we need morreeee of geoffry episodes

[@pranavkalra]

And time! Took him 3 minutes to ruin the glow of breakfast.

[@markerenberg3439]

I want to bite this video in the cankles

[@HadesJambix]

You guys need to advertise these videos more. This shit is funny

[@mouth4war880]

We should all strife to be more like Geoff ‘s dog

[@SeraphsWitness]

a cardbox box full of DVDs that came to me shipped

[@beepain6005]

This is peak Headgum Jake

[@TheIconstream]

Colored me entertained.

[@yngchlln]

I keep having to rewind cuz i laugh too hard!... friggin rofl

[@StuziCamis]

That Dachshund dude

[@willbishop1355]

This is literally Jake and Amir

[@tonoornottono]

the dynamic is slightly different but yeah it’s the same brand of humor

[@dannyjosh6838]

Everytime I hear them start the episode talking about how they’re not doing well financially, I get so scared.

[@bobsonny]

Forcing a DACHShund to shit in a BOXhund.

[@gshhdhdhsh9971]

I woulda died if he yelled “Why so serious!” at the end

[@munjee2]

Of quartz

[@yungyamazaki9512]

1:40 That’s exactly RICE

[@mikemcglasson1286]

at 2:26 Jake'd disdain for Geoffrey reaches a whole new level

[@NougatCN]

Mike Mcglasson so funny

[@kickhuggy]

I can't tell if that's Jake or Marty with a voiceover by Jake

[@kickhuggy]

Dionne Thompson haha, I think that'd be awesome dude 👊

[@semi-sweet]

Exactly lice.

[@beepain6005]

Peak fashion, and hair.

[@alyabarq7281]

Does that hat say “Of Jorts”??? 😂😂😂

[@RhangDao]

RIP Rotem

[@Sohum]

this shit gives me life

[@Sohum]

of jorts

[@youngknowledgeseeker]

Jake is a really good straight man

[@mysidianbard5890]

Kept rubbing my computer screen because I thought the dot on his nose was dirt.

[@TheDoitpow]

His cap says "of jorts"

[@gmanindy1997]

Do we think "lead me the fuck alone" was an intentional dog pun?

[@deadmo1]

this is so funny , also "Lonely and horny" was my best internet purchase ever. Thanks guys :>

[@alZiiHardstylez]

What 'are' dogs?

[@JayMiV]

Huh! Where the fuck have you been? You weren't here last week so I assumed you'd be gone forever.

[@TheHunterDavidson]

thats paw-some dude

[@SenorMoose]

Jake sort of has a Rick Grimes look going?

[@amirh9235]

FTW!!

[@bartaielaitmie]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jrjubach]

Amir looks different these days. oh wait

[@terrencewilliams9582]

This was a jake and Amir episode. Dudes wtf

[@deanladrido]

Is it canon that Amir drove jake to seek therapy

[@DuelistRL]

How is Geoff exactly like Amir ahaha

[@cheenewah]

Is that Rotem?

[@stephenbae2049]

Amir looks different...

[@khawariqbal2659]

nobody can do Amir. only Amir can do Amir.

[@cameronmoffatt7534]

lmao

[@TheAfricanKing55]

If the next Geoffrey the Dumbass doesn’t open with all of the Headgum employees packing boxes due to the company shutting down, I’ll be disappointed.

[@AwesomeLorenzoBros]

I popped so fucking hard for the return of that's awesome dude. Especially after I asked for it last episode.

[@OMEGAZTECK]

It's been 84 long yearsss waiting for a new episode :(

[@ryansamantha3369]

Jake & Adumbass

[@neutrinocoffee1151]

Why isn’t Geoff wearing the skirt and Kings of Leon tshirt?

[@Jsoslow2]

Are the jokes about headgum going under actually true or just jokes?

[@drakoinx]

Jakes openers seem to legit. Id invest where i not a broke bitch

[@bartaielaitmie]

Who writes these ahaha ?

[@VijiogFrito]

WHO THE FUCK IS ROTEM?

[@nathanweisser]

exacltly rice

[@derrattler9508]

Bullspit

[@morbidchid]

would be funnier with Amir.

[@inigogw]

i hate people who unironically use pupper and doggo soooooo much....

[@eelvis1674]

I just realised, why does Geoff have and skirt and a bikini?

[@ea.fitz216]

Can you fire Geoffrey and just make Jake and Amirs again?

[@alexbrooks300]

Does Collegehumor own the rights to “Jake and Amir”? I feel like these sketches are the same exact thing just under a different name plus with Geoffrey. Still funny though

[@Virusruneblazer]

Subtle Fortnite reference

[@GINOVONNI]

Mad help meout

[@FREEGEMS]

Mad Wrong

[@mikemcglasson1286]

Nope. Not even a little bit

[@bigzzzz5943]

Wrong one

[@donnchadhhargan7321]

I this series but it just feels like a ripoff of j&a

[@donnchadhhargan7321]

Dionne Thompson they're talented guys and they should be able to make a funny series that Doesn't feel like an episode of Jake and amir, like their podcast it's funny and they don't just go off a Jake and amir esque format

[@jacoblessing7929]

I this series, you this series, we all this series.