Geoffrey the Dumbass: Legal Advice

[@villagevicar]

Happy to see Dan Gurewitch reprising his iconic role as The Toilet

[@Vacated204]

that's how he collects the ingredients for beef Gurewitch!

[@gordonramsay3056]

Hopefully he can show up more. He eats this shit up

[@woodside4life]

@@Vacated204SERIOUSLY, DAN?!

[@brandonwilcox3307]

Deep pull? Nah. Deep you.

[@devgonewild839]

I’m just imagining them doing every take with Geoff just sitting there, jants around his thankles. It’s worse than horrible, it’s…fine.

[@superanimeniac]

I'd react but you're at 69 likes

[@IcePlays]

"Jants around his thankles" is the worst sentence I've ever read

[@m93samman]

@@IcePlays It's called he was car sick

[@benjaminhovda1148]

What an awful ugly pair of sentences

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

​@@m93samman Just pull over man!

[@Duryism]

Riley rushing to check on her mangy, old boss screaming in the bathroom is the cutest shit.

[@wesleybacon]

Geoff "not shitting," just writing out a dump of an idea on his phone we'll later see as an outline for the podcast

[@CampinOnline]

Bold of you to assume he writes down ideas for the podcast ahead of time

[@Shellitronnn]

i’d take whatever’s in that toilet in my ear over squeal or no squeal

[@sparpie]

legal adRICE

[@noel1735]

That simile about Geoff's cheques bouncing was painfully vivid and unnecessary.

[@tonoornottono]

you spelled cheeks wrong

[@larvaedadindex]

@@tonoornottono they spelled it fine

[@stevenagelutton4322]

they use just the right amount of The Chair in these I think

[@franklinbadge1215]

That's the Barry Chair chairantee

[@k.u.5798]

I was astonished by the twist here.

[@filmneuro]

Barry gives me real Ben Schwartz vibes in this episode. I'm sorry I mean Carrot Slatt vibes.

[@Dave2kool4skool]

Amir: "Jesus Christ!" Barry: "No, **Legal Advice**"

[@DarkOkamiAlpha]

Geoffrey’s gorgeous gams for this Slippery Sam makes the Oysters Clam

[@PogieJoe]

Thank god we finally know what the Headgum restroom looks like

[@Ducks314]

How can Geoff have bounced cheques, he has a perfect credit score and spends no money on rent!

[@superanimeniac]

he spends too much money on rent.

[@Shellitronnn]

it’s his fancy soaps and lotions and ordered wine budget

[@agneseditsstuff]

like, a bad amount of money

[@Ducks314]

@@superanimeniac this is you inviting me to a play?

[@realemaskye286]

he writes checks with a twist!

[@alexkennedy_nba]

§1821. Transportation of dentures. Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both. Wow, it's a real crime. No joke, it's called the Federal Denture Act of 1942.

[@samuelshepherd4664]

He does have a fire in him, who wouldn't want to represent that?

[@peytonabrams1820]

Start another series just for Barry haha Barry the Chair

[@warrenwallsjr.2564]

I love the paint in the suitcase😂😂😂

[@TheGregbueno]

why does amir walk like that lmaooooooo

[@godfornothing]

Good stuff as always =)

[@xxnozoxx]

More like Jeffrey the Numbass

[@TheClarkified]

I can't stop staring at the awful tie knot.

[@coreyperdue37]

Well now I can't too

[@arkmaphar]

why knot?

[@nihal74321]

i cant start

[@Thisath100]

I wish I wish I could say it's the worst one I've ever seen. But it's not. It's the baddest.

[@coreyperdue37]

@@Thisath100 he's a bad bitch

[@coreyperdue37]

Barry is absolutely rice about the dentures law. It is a real thing. I googled it.

[@pluradox]

I can't wait for Mr chair to sing Rhythm of the Rice

[@Instanence]

Curtain bangs

[@ItchyDek]

WHERES THE FUCKING RICE?!!? I'M SOILED

[@coreyperdue37]

The rice was inside of you all along

[@cometmoon4485]

All those paints would sell like pancakes.

[@hiddenfox2663]

Barry's contract read that he likes to get paid bi-weekly if possible. no worries if not.

[@Sabrina-tl9ws]

i relate to barry chair. i understand you, daniel rashid.

[@ejaybugboythree]

God now I really want a sketch where Ben Schwartz sues Headgum with Barry Chair as his lawyer.

[@ushnishde]

I thought Amir had already drained the main vein like a day ago, on a cake lest you forget.

[@KevyGLevy]

Loving the Geoff cameo.

[@jonathanstern5537]

There's nothing weird about peeing sitting down. You don't end up spraying piss everywhere.

[@rodreynolds1786]

This weirdo is right

[@gpmegaman]

I need more of this hilarious weird ass lawyer

[@stevemyers3082]

I can smell this episode

[@ItsNT-D]

Much like the last The fact that this is a Griffey the dumbass and not an off days sends the implicit message that despite his boxer brief appearance this is Geoff’s well, fault

[@sparpie]

He was in there scalding a grit

[@bencordell1965]

Barry chairister the bairister

[@VICloudkicker]

Barry considers Sorcery a crime? Is he THAT Barry Chair ? Of the famous Chairister Witch Hunters? Riley's boyfriend is of a powerful bloodline...

[@plumbussmith]

Lmao. Can i make a request? Can you put the outtakes in a different video? Not immediately after the thing. It pulls you out of the characters when watching or binging a whole bunch of episodes. Just a suggestion and I'm also only just like, one guy, so...

[@dixiecronin7791]

Yeah I like separate outtakes videos like they did wit old Jake and Amirs

[@MrJase-x9d]

Personally I think it's much better to put them in the same video. The stories aren't like super serious, so I don't think it matters that the immersion is broken, and even if you are super invested while watching these, you could just skip to the next video manually? I would much rather have outtakes at the end of the video. It's much easier.

[@tonoornottono]

i want to be as far from these characters as possible. if i believed even for a moment that they were real, my life would be a meaninglessness of itself.

[@plumbussmith]

@@MrJase-x9d yeah but then it might hurt them on the algorithm showing people aren't finishing their vids.

[@rodreynolds1786]

I'm approximately 2 guys, and my vote is for them to remain in video, as well as put them in a compilation video.

[@flipdiesel9652]

My mans be SITTIN

[@0axel078]

I appreciate that we heard about Daniel for so long, and then he finally starts showing up in sketches and he’s actually really funny.

[@agneseditsstuff]

He’s been in their sketches on and off for more than 4 years lol

[@deadmo1]

fujjin love u guys ~!

[@firstnamelastname4752]

Is Riley the camera in this scene?

[@Th3Mafia]

hahahah

[@samlange6937]

Aubrey...adultery IS a crime. Especially in the eyes of the lord

[@Hossyboy420]

So just paint then?

[@JamScamly]

can i sue a company for making me chuckle too hard ?

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

😂

[@sparpie]

Maybe

[@sparpie]

That’ll be thousands of dollars

[@tonoornottono]

he looks kind of low. does he look low to anybody else?

[@justinlee6047]

Barriley shippers, upvote me to karma heaven baby

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

Rheiles over performed fake laugh sends me every time. I’m serious, it deceases me. I’m dead.

[@den4980]

Young white avatar

[@TylerJohnson_red]

First

[@jonrita2344]

not something to be proud of

[@BIDZ180]

​@@jonrita2344I'm proud of them

[@johnchapman1132]

How is Riley so stunning. I’m 26 in the UK. not holding up my chances. Then again Barry is short so I might be alright Edit after you got all upset I don’t think I have an actual chance people, it’s a C bubble on a true false quiz

[@BaconManProd]

Jesus

[@FREEGEMS]

Ewwwww

[@Winteramen]

"I'm 26 in the UK." Is that information relevant to your chances with Rilance? Or are you just proud of your age and nationality?

[@s.p5159]

@@Winteramen You always do this. You always make this this this nuclear bomb of me.

[@coreyperdue37]

Barry is an acclaimed actor of Atlanta season 3 fame. You have no chance with him in the pict-her

[@Cowboydjrobot]

4th