Geoffrey the Dumbass: Cohabitation Agreement

[@Toktott]

Please tell Geoffrey that this is his best performance yet!

[@mmmatches]

I was ready to fight about this but after watching I completely agree

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

The videos are so good when he's... not

[@TheMapCoach]

Performance??? These are actors??

[@IMatchoNation]

Barry finding increasingly terrible ways to tie his tie is such an understated joke.

[@nunziocombattelli6311]

Amir as the disappointed older brother is oddly refreshing.

[@m93samman]

He's like a baja blast of sorts.

[@nunziocombattelli6311]

@@m93samman a Baja blast of jorts

[@TheLukeHines]

More like disappointed grandpa. I mean when my uncle was his age, he was SO old.

[@m93samman]

@@nunziocombattelli6311 absolutely how dare you

[@hobes9799]

"I dont wanna" is truly an airtight legal reason.

[@woodside4life]

His best legal defense in 5 years.

[@nutmaster652]

“You could do better- I would *think-* than this clown…” 😂😂😂

[@robertknetsch2715]

THIS is Geoffrey's greatest acting moment. I can say with absolute certainty that no actor has done better than he has in his work on this sketch. Brava! Brava!

[@NolPatrol]

Barry just petting the air with keyboard noises, amazing

[@Metallex]

"That's only Farrister". That's more than farrister.

[@sofiaposadas1]

I miss Faris

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

Sorry, who named him "Barrister Chairister?"

[@brohanime]

that trouser length is more than legit, it's dece

[@MikeCReal]

what a weird insight into their relationship

[@jonathanbauman2236]

I'm disturbed and frightened... yet oddly aroused.

[@Skiloose]

The return of the chairister!!

[@jeremybuckets]

One of the best Geoffrey the Dumbass episodes in a long time and Geoff is nowhere to be seen? Coincidence? Yes.

[@bobxyzp]

It’s more than a coincidence. It’s earned.

[@filmneuro]

Hopefully Reilly and Barry don’t end up notoriously divorced.

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

They shouldn't go anywhere near Marty Gingivitis and that would be fine

[@alZiiHardstylez]

Marty is a fool and an orphan.

[@danielwhitingjr2854]

Notary divorce

[@daninbox]

0:09 - How is there typing sounds??

[@Kassonova]

Unfortunately, Reilly just became the most relatable Headgum employee

[@MikeBeastM0D3]

Wait so your telling me Barry was married to Carmen Electric but never had relations with her. No wonder she cheated on him with Filthy. At least Reilly gave him a chance.

[@timgehrsitz3267]

"and ever" is such a subtle but hilarious line

[@mevicky100]

2:06 that was 100% a Reilly delivery, it was spot-on

[@wheelsongenius]

Marika taking over the Headgum podcast, Barry taking over Geoffrey the Dumbass - looks like Geoffrey's rice is cooked.

[@IcePlays]

charred even

[@ThePantheons]

And my cook? He's RICED. TO MEET YA.

[@larvaedadindex]

Scalded even

[@none11flop9]

do people actually find her funny

[@Azraline]

How is the exact humor perfected by Jake and Amir a decade ago still this funny?

[@Darth_Xionn]

It's a timeless humor, it's hard to describe why.

[@sethaaronson4011]

Amazing to see the return of Barrister Chairrister

[@lassehegaard]

Amir is in this

[@firstnamelastname4752]

Is that the girl one

[@lassehegaard]

@@firstnamelastname4752 yep

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

@@firstnamelastname4752 Absolutely.

[@TiJoHimself]

This is the best one in a long long time lol

[@LORDUnLuCkY13]

Reilly's BF is actually funny as fuck.

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

You don’t know shit about folk, or folk about shit dude.

[@ThePantheons]

Geoffrey KILLED it in this. More of this please! Specifically from G. James!!!!! Best acting since he was in that ad or whatever!

[@lincolnpepper816]

one of your best skits in a while

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

Golden era for sure

[@superanimeniac]

they're 'SKETCHES', not 'SKITS', and I'm a 'PRETENTIOUS DICKHEAD'

[@billybobhamham8402]

Holy shit this is the hardest I've laughed in a long time. One of the best sketches yet!

[@Sweet_Dee]

I agreed with Amir that the sex things sounded really weird and bad until I saw Barry flailing his spread arms around like he was floating away

[@nickhy9223]

Imagine getting a summer internship between college semesters and then 3 years later you're posting this video with your boyfriend and your boss

[@DarkOkamiAlpha]

Keep up the great work Hoss 👍🏼

[@jacobrutter5578]

Amir got a nice office

[@xxnozoxx]

There were zero Geoffreys in this performance

[@CpttCanada]

Lmao this was amazing! Please never stop making these!

[@JayMiV]

lol, I fuckin love Barry Chair. It's always a good episode

[@socionomic]

How'd I miss this one?? So funny!

[@electricnezumi]

This is the geoffrey the dumbass equivalent of Jake and Amir: Password. As in, it's Geoff's absolute best performance yet

[@rorykaufmann1508]

Best performance yet. Aka??

[@MobiusCoin]

This is only a Geoffrey the Dumbass episode insofar as this is part of that continuity.

[@samvogel4179]

This is a Certified High Effort Post by the Headgum Studio. Bravo, Geoff.

[@donotworried]

Barry chair! Not you again 😂 Love it

[@jwurnig]

This explains a lot.

[@trevorfraley1744]

Going down as one of the best sketches!

[@unlimitedwill]

Proud of Barry for finally figuring out how to tie a tie

[@owen-cu6gr]

Reilly ties it for him every morning

[@Kgnsbdj]

so what... i can also tie a tie.... (k)NOT!

[@Thisath100]

Loved this. Geoff was so great also.

[@mikebrushing1851]

best one yet

[@TravisPhipps01]

Plot twist: Reilly and Barry Chair are Marty's notoriously divorced parents.

[@cherryslat5702]

mr and mrs gingivitis

[@incog.nyto.]

You know how Amir has is a hot crier? Yeah, Barry Chair is what we call a hot pouter

[@brianyobbz497]

I’ve never used a pan like this before

[@brianyobbz497]

God damn this is so funny

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

QUOTE! That’s a quote dude. Too funny

[@jasonday139]

It's more than fairister

[@CpttCanada]

I'm excited to catch up on J&A and Headgum on my vacation! :D

[@VICloudkicker]

Barry Chair !! My lawyer returns from his sabbatical at Reillance's house.

[@justinlee6047]

After all, he is Superman's best friend.

[@PogieJoe]

Reusing the make out audio from earlier in the video was a great touch

[@CroshVine]

this was wonderful

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

Um…yeah. GOLDEN ERA. I mean what else can you say? I am deceased with how funny this was.

[@Dynoxe]

uhhh get liquid

[@alZiiHardstylez]

"It's only fair-a-stair" Best line NEVER

[@ruthpol]

This was so great :D Riley's face lmao

[@jamesh7432]

A new episode for this thin chode makes the ladies shout "I ate a toad"! I bought a timeshare in Poughkeepsie! With my brothers kid's orthodontist!

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

I see what you did. Lol, we got a Jake and Amir super fan here!

[@tonoornottono]

@@SteveJohnson-ht6kv a super fan? nah! a poop for flan. my stomach is so full of flan i can’t even digest it

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

You bought a time share?

[@jamesh7432]

@@hittingyouoverthehead IN POUGHKEEPSIE! THATS WHATS IMPORTANT!

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

@@tonoornottonooh sheesh y’all, ‘twas a fan script! It’s funny and relatable is all.

[@dctaylor480]

I'm glad Rraeiliy found someone so experienced in the carnal arts.

[@khepri3266]

Him turning around with a kiss on his cheek was hilarious

[@JamScamly]

i gotta say i adore this series it's only fairister! 🙂👍

[@clairelist1060]

"You like this?" "Unfortunately"

[@NitroTheFlash]

This is my first time😂😂😂😂

[@noone-ld7pt]

This was fucking hilarious. I almost died at Riley actually being into the wierd self kissing shit. I will say, there does seem to be a bit of a Geoffrey the Dumbass missing tho, like aproximately 100% of a Geoffrey missing actually. So maybe the title could be about the people in the video? Just my two cents!

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

Dude, I did die. I am deceased

[@mulethedonkey2579]

its geoffreyjacent

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

It was really adorable the way she was laughing at his weird shenanigans, both in the sketch and in the outtakes.

[@ruule]

His tie orientation lolz

[@kevinboushel154]

I love how we're exploring more characters in the Geoffry the Dumbass Cinematic Universe (GDCU)

[@ruule]

"Unfortunately yeah...I do." 😂😂😂😂

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

Ring the alarm! We got a quote here! A fresh quote straight from the video. Extra extra, read all about this here quote!

[@bena7228]

This is one of the best ones yet.

[@electricnezumi]

YES, I love barry!!!

[@jackdigiandomenico913]

Barry Chair everybody!

[@AndrewPonti]

Big Doobs energy. Please tell me Barry is Doob’s step bro

[@tvlover17]

Wheezing

[@gpmegaman]

This is fucking hilarious, if you bring back a little of barrys depression from the Christmas episode I think you guys might have a really fun new dynamic

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

Or don’t.

[@gpmegaman]

@SteveJohnson-ht6kv yeah, or don't. Literally everything in life is or don't, it's not witty

[@Teauma]

The fact that it's still his/her first time mean they still didn't manage to go all the way, probably because of cramps. I suggest magnesium supplements.

[@GoldenGamer789]

Is this guy Jay Baruchel? He reminds me of him anyway lol

[@dedicatedsleuth]

This is Daniel Rashid, Reilly's actually real life partner

[@StevoDesign]

I've never been more disappointed in Reilly

[@slycooper459]

“It’s only Fairister”

[@chasehlee7197]

This was hi-Barry-ous.

[@MrSifkis]

i think we ditch the whole "jeffery" idea and go with whatever the hell that was

[@AwayFromTheWorld]

Very funny.

[@tuckerdoyle4492]

“It’s only fairester”

[@BaconManProd]

Holy fuck well done this is brilliant

[@gshak33]

Giving Ben Schwartz vibes

[@Strummie]

Nah, just the hair maybe.

[@dylanjc]

if Ben Schwartz and the Doobs had a baby

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

Nah, not even close.

[@phunkybarbie]

Why was 00:34 so sweet?? 😂

[@antoniogaspar2972]

BEST EPISODE AND GEOFF ISNT EVEN IN IT LOL

[@jacksonmississippiisdefmyname]

Imagine if that was how he actually proposed.

[@Patrickmccullen]

Dis good

[@GregTurismo]

Who left the auto focus on?

[@deanladrido]

Always zopping where there’s opportunity to zap

[@GregTurismo]

This was really funny. Where is Geoff?

[@AwesomeLorenzoBros]

Nothing like a Geoffrey the Dumbass episode without Geoffrey. *Jake voice* so bad.

[@plasticbutler]

Did Man George teach Geoffrey how to become invisible?

[@coreyperdue37]

Hey its the Jewish billionaires son from Atlanta season 3

[@trickyricketts]

Is this the first episode that mentions Riley and Barry as a couple? I know they moved in together but is there one where they mention coupling before this?? Cause wow riley lol

[@proutytyler1]

@Headgum more of you need to get on Hey Riddle Riddle again! I MISS YOU GUYS ON THERE!

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

Congratulations to the happy couple. Or should I say the crappy throuple?

[@ThePVAGlue]

Awww I love love. I tried not to be happy for you but legally I can’t… because I don’t wanna. 🥺🤗

[@anikaharrell5377]

I am dying right now 😂😂😂

[@Isaacandjed]

He's... the Joker.

[@BreadAccountant]

this is so good